00:00This ain't sale. Everything goes is...
00:04Oh, sorry. Clothes do because of weather. Thanks.
00:10Do not miss with!
00:14To hell with the Alamo!
00:18Remember poor Horber? You remember that shit?
00:23Hey, clothes we is, alright? Closed, alright?
00:27Ain't got no electric, okay?
00:30Display not working. Only pray instead. Thanks. Fuck.
00:36Marshmarking in the restroom. Thank you.
00:40Oh, sorry. Out of cock. Fresh out.
00:45Damn it. Fresh out.
00:47We can't cook our meat right now. Surry for the incavents.
00:51But we still got chicken sever. Surry again.
00:54Now, y'all ain't gonna believe this,
00:57but homemade apple butter.
00:59She made what?
01:00Apple butter.
01:01This vehicle is powered by 100% arognic fuffle.
01:06Don't know what that is?
01:07Don't even try Googling it.
01:09I make it in my shed.
01:11For sale or tarred.
01:15Jimmy, I don't think we should be calling on that no more.
01:17I don't think that's right.
01:19Cummins. Powered by cum.
01:21Do not shit our piss in the trash can.
01:25Fuck!
01:26Listen, please do not touch, alright?
01:28Ask for ass dance.
01:30Jesus Christ.
01:32Liberty or tranny?
01:35You decide.
01:37Impeach the socialists.
01:39Get a Brian, morons.
01:41God damn it, Jimmy.
01:42You ain't gonna believe what she made this time.
01:43What you made?
01:45Homemade pound cake.
01:46Uh-oh, how much?
01:46$2.49.
01:47Had to shit.
01:49Be back in five millions, alright?
01:50Give me five millions.
01:52Carpet your hole for only $99.
01:55That's a bargain.
01:56You leave that basket here.
01:57I'll kick your fat ass.
02:00Hey, y'all, I got rat shit strap 15 each.
02:02That's for him.
02:03Alright, I'm not budging on that fucking price.
02:05Put Cheetos back in this machine, or I will snip the power cables.
02:10You have one week.
02:12Do not use locks as brocking.
02:15Now, I don't want to alarm y'all, but we got worms in the rear.
02:20My butt's been itching all day.
02:22All shoplifters will be prostituted, alright?
02:25I don't make the rules, okay?
02:28But it's eye for an eye.
02:31Attention!
02:32Toilet only for disabled, elderly, pregnant children, alright?
02:37You want a fucking gender-neutral bathroom?
02:39You take your ass to Target.
02:41Four Seasons Truck Wash.
02:42Best hand job in town.
02:44Exit 61 North.
02:45First hand job in town.
02:47You are free, absolutely.
02:50So that's what we have.
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