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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Isode
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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit.
00:01:14Fucking dumb ass.
00:01:16Stupid.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut
00:01:38starring him.
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04You're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed
00:02:48a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53Wait, Ellie.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:06I just gotta have a shower.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:09You're in a watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21Alright, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:35Reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:56wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I, uh, had a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19No.
00:05:23Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove your guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47Um, if he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:07See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her alive.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:46We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:02I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:08I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running laughing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down.
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay.
00:08:33I can just go out.
00:08:34I love you.
00:08:35I love you!
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52and holy hell it felt good the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:03I slept
00:09:11you guys are benched it's just a joke
00:09:13seriously
00:09:16the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:20no look it's a kisser in the men's shower Allison unminged does he kiss as good as he looks
00:09:27kill me now
00:09:34what are you doing here
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up obviously
00:09:41didn't your practice end like four hours ago
00:09:43yes it did you've just been waiting
00:09:46yeah and uh whose fault is it
00:09:49I messaged you
00:09:50oh crap I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut I was dying of embarrassment
00:09:56I must have missed your message sorry
00:10:00you missed my message sure
00:10:02you know I don't think so
00:10:04I think I've been blocked for a month
00:10:07why
00:10:08okay come on
00:10:09what
00:10:09just give it back whatever you hold on you're texting Chad I've been blocked for a month but you're
00:10:17texting Chad at midnight you know Chad is a walking SGD he sleeps with everything that moves are you are
00:10:22you into that we're doing a school project together
00:10:24ah school project yes
00:10:26you know Chad is definitely known for his academic passions
00:10:29well it's the truth so can you just give me my phone back please
00:10:32hold on let me just say really quick
00:10:34what are you doing
00:10:35there you go
00:10:36Chad is deleted
00:10:37what
00:10:38what
00:10:38stop
00:10:39they're already done
00:10:40that's not cool you can't do that
00:10:42that's not fair
00:10:43uh yes it is
00:10:44because listen
00:10:45you're my business now
00:10:48so right now I want you to open your phone
00:10:51I said take your phone out
00:10:55cool
00:10:55do what
00:10:56I want you to uh
00:10:58pay my contact to the top
00:11:08keep it cool Allison
00:11:09act like you've been in a car before
00:11:12this is literally my fanfic
00:11:15the car
00:11:16the moonlit night
00:11:18and the brooding quarterback
00:11:19I'm gonna spontaneously combust
00:11:24be sure you want me to take your chance
00:11:27this is all I've ever wanted
00:11:30my only
00:11:31my only have ever wanted you
00:11:37yes
00:11:38Rhett
00:11:39harder
00:11:41faster
00:11:42I'm coming
00:11:44you alright
00:11:45yes
00:11:45I need a little bit of air
00:11:47it's really hot in here
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me
00:11:52but she's
00:11:53too cute
00:11:56no I just
00:12:05oh my god
00:12:06even my stories didn't go that far
00:12:08I mean if we actually have sex in real life
00:12:10would I even survive that
00:12:12you have double XL condom do you see
00:12:14I'll tell you this
00:12:16it's a garage
00:12:17do you actually use those
00:12:18yeah
00:12:19thank you for praise
00:12:21there's no way
00:12:22that's like a sleeping bag
00:12:25what did you like to know
00:12:31yeah well
00:12:32yeah well
00:12:32you're the one leaving your stash out in the open so
00:12:34yeah
00:12:34you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker
00:12:37you kissed me back
00:12:38you basically attacked me
00:12:39I was just trying to have to crack my head against the floor
00:12:48pathetic
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back
00:12:51I'm such an idiot
00:12:54forget I said anything
00:12:55you know what
00:12:56why don't we talk about something that matters
00:12:58now that you're my responsibility
00:12:59we're gonna sit in some new ground rules
00:13:01excuse me
00:13:02there's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew
00:13:06no parties
00:13:06no frat boys
00:13:07and you're gonna share your live location with me all the time
00:13:10are you insane
00:13:12who do you think you are
00:13:13my father
00:13:19I'm your roommate
00:13:20and I'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:24so he does just see me as a liability
00:13:27yeah
00:13:29we're roommates
00:13:30and that means we're equals
00:13:32and that means you
00:13:33don't get to tell me what to do
00:13:35so you're forgetting the point where I said
00:13:37that I am your brother's best friend
00:13:39and Ron's already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:42and do whatever I want you to do
00:13:43to make sure that you're safe
00:13:45why don't you consider me
00:13:47your brother pro max
00:13:48nope
00:13:50definitely not thinking of him
00:13:52as a brother extra large
00:13:53no
00:13:54pro max
00:13:55not when he looks like that
00:13:59you're a problem with him
00:14:00yeah
00:14:01this whole thing
00:14:04is ridiculous
00:14:06first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:08now you're trying to talk to me about curfews
00:14:10and what parties I can go to
00:14:12you don't care
00:14:13tell me about them
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner
00:14:15I don't control what I do
00:14:18thanks for you
00:14:31freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe
00:14:34fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:14:37mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders
00:14:41lingerie?
00:14:43seriously?
00:14:44but if I don't go it'll be social suicide
00:14:47and I'll never make the squat
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win
00:14:51I'm your roommate
00:14:52and I'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:54since that's all he wants to be
00:14:56a roommate
00:14:57my brother's best friend
00:14:58screw him
00:15:00I don't take orders from those
00:15:22oh my god
00:15:24did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30look everyone
00:15:31the strippers arrived
00:15:33let's all give little miss hooker
00:15:35a round of applause
00:15:36for being tonight's entertainment
00:15:40thanks
00:15:40at least I don't look so ordinary
00:15:44you spend so much of your life
00:15:45trying to embarrass me
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush
00:15:48Rita
00:15:50now
00:15:51are we gonna have some fun
00:15:53or is everyone just gonna stand around
00:15:54taking pictures of me all night
00:15:57turn the music up
00:15:58let's play a game
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy
00:16:18and get him to come here
00:16:19and make out with you right now
00:16:25shit
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here
00:16:27Chad is deleted
00:16:28and I can't call Brett
00:16:31what's the matter?
00:16:32no guys want you?
00:16:34tick tock sweetie
00:16:36she's stalling
00:16:37she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:40you can't get a guy?
00:16:41you dress like a hooker
00:16:42you flash your tits
00:16:43and not a single man
00:16:44wants to claim you?
00:16:45just give me a second
00:16:56hey Allison
00:16:57yeah
00:16:58I
00:17:05that is punishment
00:17:06for wasting your time
00:17:07but you're so thirsty
00:17:09lick it up
00:17:15lick it up
00:17:25Brett
00:17:27what's up
00:17:28where are you?
00:17:30I'm at club five
00:17:31I um
00:17:32I lost a dare
00:17:33yeah
00:17:35what kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me
00:17:40in front of everyone
00:17:41Allison are you asking me to
00:17:43go to a club
00:17:44after I told you
00:17:45that I didn't think
00:17:46it was a good idea
00:17:46for you to go out of night?
00:17:48come on
00:17:48Brett
00:17:49please this is serious
00:17:50can you just come get me?
00:17:51no Allison
00:17:52you know what
00:17:52you want it to break the rules
00:17:54you enjoy your night
00:17:55Brett please
00:18:00how dare you even think
00:18:01Brett
00:18:02he'd rather die
00:18:03than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:05you literally stalked him
00:18:07into the men's showers
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed
00:18:11a restraining order yet
00:18:17where do you think you're going?
00:18:18grab her
00:18:19no
00:18:20get off of me
00:18:21you lost the dare
00:18:22you paid the price
00:18:26you need to loosen up
00:18:27you couldn't get Brett's touchy
00:18:29that's fine
00:18:29we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:46what was that?
00:18:48oh
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered
00:18:51to help you finish your dare
00:18:56please
00:18:57come on sweetheart
00:18:58a dare is a dare
00:18:59stop fighting
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor
00:19:04taking that V-cut
00:19:06out of your ass
00:19:14please
00:19:15please
00:19:15please stop
00:19:16please
00:19:16getting this
00:19:17that's what gets used
00:19:20hey asshole
00:19:25oh
00:19:34don't you ever put your hands
00:19:35on my girl again
00:19:36don't you ever put your hands
00:19:37on my girl again
00:19:39oh
00:19:47this is a total overreaction
00:19:50Jason and Allie were just
00:19:51having fun together
00:19:52I mean look at how she's dressed
00:19:54she's practically begging for it
00:20:06you know I bet I don't see any videos of this online
00:20:08or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:11and that goes for everybody
00:20:12I don't want to see one picture of one video
00:20:15does everybody understand that?
00:20:18great
00:20:19we're going to delete them right now
00:20:23no
00:20:25you okay
00:20:28come on
00:20:28let's go
00:20:37hey
00:20:37hey
00:20:38what do you think you're doing?
00:20:40huh?
00:20:41sneaking out
00:20:42going to a place like this
00:20:44what would have happened if I hadn't shown up
00:20:47what did you mean back there?
00:20:52back where?
00:20:54when you told everyone
00:20:57that I'm your girl
00:20:59the literal meaning
00:21:01I completely lost it
00:21:02when that piece of shit
00:21:03was touching you
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you
00:21:07and that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10yeah
00:21:11I know
00:21:13because I'm just Ron's little sister
00:21:14huh
00:21:15always causing trouble
00:21:16please just put this out
00:21:18happy?
00:21:19yeah
00:21:24well you know what
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea
00:21:26for you to be going anywhere
00:21:27dressed like this
00:21:28like I'm desperate?
00:21:29no that's not true
00:21:30I know
00:21:30okay I'm a total joke
00:21:31bullshit
00:21:32you're trying to impress people
00:21:33they don't matter
00:21:34okay
00:21:34these people are not your friends
00:21:36and you're lowering your standards
00:21:37I know
00:21:37I know
00:21:38obviously I know Rita's not my friend
00:21:40and I know that I'm a pathetic loser
00:21:42and I know that I'm not good enough for you
00:21:44that's not true
00:21:47fuck Rita
00:21:48fuck everybody
00:21:51I'll send you perfect
00:21:52just the way that you are
00:21:52I don't want to be me
00:21:54okay
00:21:54I want to be liked
00:21:55I want to be wanted
00:21:56and I want someone
00:21:58who will answer when I call them
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call
00:22:02I'll always be there
00:22:03so what does that mean?
00:22:05what does that mean for us?
00:22:07what am I
00:22:09to you Brett?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind
00:22:12I know the rules
00:22:13but
00:22:14look at her
00:22:15all I can think
00:22:17just this once
00:22:19what?
00:22:23say it
00:22:23just say it
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:27because I'm just Ron's little sister
00:22:29no
00:22:30it's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32that is not true
00:22:33then tell me
00:22:33that you don't feel anything
00:22:35when you look at me
00:22:36tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:38I can't
00:22:39I can't
00:22:41and you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:44so you know what?
00:22:45just forget it
00:22:46forget I said anything
00:22:49I'm done begging you
00:22:51I'm done
00:22:52no
00:22:52no, Allison
00:22:52Allison, stop it
00:22:55Allison, there is a line
00:23:01that I am trying
00:23:02to not
00:23:03cross
00:23:04why?
00:23:06because if I do
00:23:07I won't be able to stop
00:23:11it says that you have to stop
00:23:15please don't stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:18please don't stop
00:23:31please don't stop
00:23:37what are you doing, Brent?
00:23:40ruining everything
00:23:41ruining everything
00:23:52yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Ali?
00:23:59are you a threat right now?
00:24:03swear to god, guys
00:24:04what are you doing right now?
00:24:05talk to me
00:24:06it's time to run
00:24:10what is he doing?
00:24:11is he seriously going to kiss me
00:24:13in front of Ron?
00:24:19yeah, your eyes are super red
00:24:20hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22Ali called me
00:24:24dumbass
00:24:24and I had signed up
00:24:25to see your face
00:24:26two inches away from hers
00:24:27so you guys better have
00:24:28a good-ass explanation
00:24:29right now
00:24:29or I'm gonna come over there
00:24:30and beat your ass
00:24:31it's
00:24:32it was an accident, okay?
00:24:34we just
00:24:35I butt-dialed you
00:24:37we went to the freshman party
00:24:39and
00:24:39and
00:24:39I was leaving
00:24:41and something
00:24:41got in my eye
00:24:42and so
00:24:43Brett
00:24:43was helping me
00:24:44and I was holding the flashlight
00:24:45okay?
00:24:46chill
00:24:47really?
00:24:48yeah, look
00:24:52it's really dry, okay?
00:24:54my eye is like dying
00:24:57alright
00:24:57Brett, if that's true
00:24:59you guys got to take care to
00:25:00I don't know
00:25:01like an urgent care
00:25:01right now or something
00:25:02I need you to take care of that
00:25:04I was, uh
00:25:04I was going to you right after
00:25:06I got it
00:25:08peace
00:25:08bye
00:25:12oh my god
00:25:13that was really, really close
00:25:15hey, what's up?
00:25:17what's going on?
00:25:18we should
00:25:18you forgot something
00:25:19no, Ali
00:25:19it's late
00:25:21come on
00:25:21you almost kissed me
00:25:22hey, Allison
00:25:24stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:35you know, the only thing
00:25:36that I need to quit
00:25:39is you
00:25:47all right, ladies
00:25:48physical assessments today
00:25:50Allison, you're first
00:25:53you're first
00:25:56bye
00:25:57bye
00:25:57yeah
00:26:01bye
00:26:04bye
00:26:05bye
00:26:08hi
00:26:14bye
00:26:15bye
00:26:16bye
00:26:24Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:47Huh?
00:26:56Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo Allison? Let me help.
00:27:05No hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:26She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You're first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Vicky?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:27We don't have all day!
00:28:27We don't have all day!
00:28:31We don't have all day!
00:28:34We don't have all day!
00:28:37We don't have all day!
00:28:38We don't have all day!
00:28:42We don't have all day!
00:28:44We don't have all day!
00:28:45We don't have all day!
00:28:45We don't have all day!
00:28:45We don't have all day!
00:28:45We don't have all day!
00:28:45We don't have all day!
00:28:47We don't have all day!
00:28:48We don't have all day!
00:28:48We don't have all day!
00:28:49We don't have all day!
00:28:50We don't have all day!
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59You're not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:13Shh.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brad?
00:29:54I'm okay.
00:29:54And done!
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:33Oh my God.
00:30:35Oh my God.
00:30:36Hot.
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:38Wow.
00:30:39Oh, God.
00:30:40Shit.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:04It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:20Okay, I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole tier squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What? Nobody told me that. How...
00:31:40Oh, my God. She's going to kill me.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey. You're okay?
00:31:48I'll...
00:31:48You're right.
00:31:49Okay. Thank you.
00:32:02You got all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No. Hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool. Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now. Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:50or something.
00:33:51It's going to be okay. We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hi. Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school, and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make you look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Sturny.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true.
00:35:02I have.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:12To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is,
00:35:31but it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:42Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:58please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, go!
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:24Oh, yeah!
00:36:31Woo!
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire!
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39You know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:54She's getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that,
00:37:00they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now,
00:37:04if you don't fuck off,
00:37:06the only thing that's going to be chasing
00:37:07is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:28Yeah!
00:37:29Oh, good job!
00:37:31Thank you!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:36Yeah!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:43Woo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats.
00:37:47On the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old KISS 현�Off.
00:38:27Haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:29Come on, Allison, let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:44No! No! No!
00:38:57Wait...
00:38:58What?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:53Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm sorry.
00:40:23No, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me.
00:40:28Do not bullshit me.
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32Fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:35Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not.
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:57This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss camp.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss camp at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:43:00At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know.
00:43:13Biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not,
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ellie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole,
00:43:31and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So, I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:39Oh my god, he's coming.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett, we have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi!
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:54I'm naked!
00:43:54I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well...
00:44:01I also have a vibe, and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06You left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it.
00:44:16You kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh...
00:44:19an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just...
00:44:32suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Ron...
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:41It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:44A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of...
00:44:46I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've...
00:44:48had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him, or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend, and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:13Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:27Oh.
00:45:30The animal's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:40What?
00:45:40What?
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if he would want to go with me.
00:46:00I got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:06Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:10Brett?
00:46:12Oh.
00:46:12Oh.
00:46:14Oh.
00:46:15Oh.
00:46:17Oh.
00:46:19Oh.
00:46:20Oh.
00:46:21Oh.
00:46:21Oh.
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita.
00:46:33Not me.
00:46:43Look!
00:46:44The charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:46We're just finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:57Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:01Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:18$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine?
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You wanna say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:39You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:42That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:50How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty.
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:09And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17No.
00:48:18Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:38And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47You know what?
00:48:47Yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:02There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:06Damn Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13What?
00:49:14It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really?
00:49:19For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:23I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:27So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so...
00:49:37Is his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You ever play the pocky challenge?
00:49:59No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04What?
00:50:06No.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:37Fine, but I play to win
00:50:43I can check it out
00:50:4510 bucks say they kiss
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over, let's go
00:51:04Excuse me
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:06Get off of me
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care
00:51:12How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit
00:51:17I know
00:51:17Let's go
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me
00:51:35Oh my god
00:51:36Oh shit
00:51:50Oh my god
00:51:58Oh my god
00:52:07You okay?
00:52:07I can't
00:52:08I can't
00:52:09I can't feel it
00:52:10I can't feel it
00:52:11Just try to breathe
00:52:12Alright, hey
00:52:15I'm gonna be okay
00:52:17Alright
00:52:19Let's get you in
00:52:31Let's get you in
00:52:36And Chad
00:52:37I mean, my god
00:52:38You have no business being around that guy
00:52:40Let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's half a brain cell
00:52:43Would realize he's a total fucking douche bagger, right?
00:52:45That's not fair
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52That I don't know how this works
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry
00:52:55I'm figuring it out
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:59You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:04I'm not any better
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:08What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool
00:53:10I saved your life
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:12I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:14You're worse
00:53:14Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:17Yeah
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:26Yeah, I know
00:53:27I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:30You know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you
00:53:39That's the worst thing
00:53:40Don't say
00:53:41I did
00:53:41No, no
00:53:42I fell in love with you
00:53:43I'm in love with you
00:53:44Stop, stop
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:46I know
00:53:47So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:49And saving me like a hero
00:53:51And then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:59And you can't keep doing that
00:54:02Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:07Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:10I'm gonna tell you to stop this
00:54:12I'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:19Fuck it
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea
00:54:47Every single time I saw you, it was him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:51That you've always been more to me
00:54:53Than just my best friend and sister
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20I think about you every day
00:55:23Every morning
00:55:25And every night
00:55:28Every single time I close my eyes
00:55:31It's you that I see
00:55:34Every time
00:55:38Hey
00:55:46I want you to take me
00:55:49Right here
00:55:52Right now
00:56:06So what do we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine
00:56:23I think I already am
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's gonna kill you
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother
00:56:36But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40How much I love you
00:56:47I don't know, I think
00:56:50I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53Just for now
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58I know
00:57:01But it's just for a little
00:57:04Until we find the right moment
00:57:06Yeah
00:57:08Yeah
00:57:08I don't want to hear it
00:57:11It'll be secret, Lars
00:57:29Thinking about you
00:57:38Hi Captain
00:57:40When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you
00:57:47Aww
00:57:49Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:53Don't
00:57:53My legs are killing me
00:57:55And
00:57:57I really like your car
00:57:58Oh, I know you love my car
00:58:00He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:01Hoisting me up
00:58:02Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:04Brett, stop
00:58:05Don't
00:58:06Read my smut
00:58:07I'm telling you
00:58:08Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:10Is etched into my heart
00:58:11Into my soul
00:58:13Betrayal's kisses from my neck
00:58:15To my breasts
00:58:16Gently sucking
00:58:17And biting
00:58:18Holy shit
00:58:20That is literal trash
00:58:22But why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:24When he says it?
00:58:26I feel so hot right now
00:58:30Palm's my center
00:58:32Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:34Are you away, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck
00:58:39Fuck
00:58:44Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:45I have to go fake my own death
00:58:46Bye
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08Hey
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick
00:59:11Do you need help?
00:59:12Mind your own business, Virgin Mary
00:59:14You think just because Brett took a chance on you once
00:59:16You're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help
00:59:21Save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:24Shoot
00:59:26I'm late
00:59:45Brett
00:59:47That's Allison's
00:59:50Uh
00:59:51I found it in the bathroom
00:59:52If I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:53I never would have touched it
01:00:11See what you're up to
01:00:14Hey
01:00:15Hey
01:00:15You found my bag
01:00:16I was looking for that
01:00:17Thank you
01:00:18No problem
01:00:22Attention
01:00:23All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention
01:00:27That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29Is using illegal drugs
01:00:31I strongly suggest
01:00:32Whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:35Otherwise
01:00:35Will be forced to contact the campus police
01:00:38For a thorough search
01:00:40Well
01:00:41I think we all know someone
01:00:42Who would do anything
01:00:43To stop being the fat friend
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry
01:00:46But I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:48Like ten minutes ago
01:00:49Excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching
01:00:52And I asked you if you were a
01:00:54Look at this
01:00:55This is perfection
01:00:56It's every girl's dream
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts
01:00:58And we all know someone
01:01:00Who could lose a little weight
01:01:01I mean after all
01:01:02Who came in with
01:01:03Zero athletic ability
01:01:04And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:06Search me
01:01:07I have nothing to hide
01:01:12Your turn Scott
01:01:14Sure
01:01:15But I
01:01:16Rita
01:01:18Jackpot
01:01:20Well well well
01:01:21Look who needs drugs
01:01:23To keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24I knew it
01:01:25No one gets that good
01:01:27That quick
01:01:28Without cheating
01:01:29Allison
01:01:30Performance enhancing substances
01:01:32Are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:34Of the squad
01:01:34Coach I promise you
01:01:35I've never seen those before
01:01:37Okay those aren't mine
01:01:38Right
01:01:39A cheater and a liar
01:01:41Coach
01:01:42Please listen to me
01:01:43I've never seen those
01:01:45I don't know what they are
01:01:46I'm lying
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her
01:01:49Could ever compete with us
01:01:50They're mine
01:01:51Yeah those are actually
01:01:52My vitamins
01:01:54Did you forget
01:01:55I asked you to hold on
01:01:56To my vitamins this morning
01:01:58Yeah sorry
01:01:58I should have
01:01:59Labeled them or something
01:02:00He's right
01:02:01They're just vitamins
01:02:02No they aren't
01:02:03Miss Russo
01:02:04How is it
01:02:05That you come to possess
01:02:06Such extensive knowledge
01:02:08Of these banned substances
01:02:09I just
01:02:12They look suspicious
01:02:13Well we were just
01:02:14Worried about the integrity
01:02:16Of the team
01:02:17Yeah we wanted to make sure
01:02:18Everything was legitimate
01:02:19That's enough
01:02:20All I see here
01:02:21Are three bullies
01:02:22Trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24Rita
01:02:24You are stripped
01:02:25Of captaincy
01:02:27Effective immediately
01:02:28What
01:02:28You can't do that
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks
01:02:31Nobody else knows
01:02:32The whole routine
01:02:33I mean I know it
01:02:34Yeah every count
01:02:35Every formation
01:02:36I could step up and do it
01:02:39You little bitch
01:02:40You think you can just
01:02:41Walk in here
01:02:41And steal everything from me
01:02:42That's enough Rita
01:02:44My decision is final
01:02:50Listen up
01:02:50When it's Allison's turn
01:02:51For the basket toss
01:02:52You're gonna have
01:02:53A little timing issue
01:02:54You want us to drop her
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt
01:02:57That's the point
01:02:59Accidents happen all the time
01:03:01I'm cheerleading
01:03:01So tragic
01:03:02I can't do that
01:03:03Coach will kill me
01:03:04Fine
01:03:05And say goodbye
01:03:06To those little supplements
01:03:07That keep you fitting
01:03:07In your uniforms
01:03:09I know everything
01:03:10Girls
01:03:11Every dirty little secret
01:03:12Do exactly as I say
01:03:14Or you're gone
01:03:15Your call
01:03:16And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:18She never gets back up
01:03:26Very sweet
01:03:29What happened back there
01:03:30How did you know that Rita
01:03:31Put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something
01:03:35In your bag
01:03:36So I swapped it out
01:03:39I knew it
01:03:40I knew she was up to something
01:03:41You know I heard her
01:03:42In the bathroom
01:03:43Like ten minutes before
01:03:45Yeah
01:03:45She was throwing up
01:03:47It was when we were
01:03:50When we were
01:03:51Having
01:03:55Bone sex
01:03:57So she's the one
01:03:58Who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:00Allison do you have any idea
01:04:01How hard it was to stop
01:04:04Hey do you
01:04:06Do you think I'm fat
01:04:08Seriously
01:04:08Go put that garbage
01:04:09In your head
01:04:10I don't want you
01:04:11To say anything like that again
01:04:12I mean I'm being serious though
01:04:13I'm being serious too
01:04:14Allison
01:04:16Perfect
01:04:16Just who you are
01:04:17Yeah
01:04:19I'll always be there
01:04:21To catch you when you fall
01:04:24Always
01:04:27Alright
01:04:28On the count
01:04:29You both perform
01:04:30An elevated prep
01:04:31Rita
01:04:32You're up first
01:04:33Then Allison
01:04:45Okay
01:04:46Allison
01:04:47Hey
01:04:48Great job you guys
01:04:49You killed it
01:05:14Hey
01:05:14I told you to catch you
01:05:16Brett
01:05:18You just saved my life
01:05:23I guess that makes me
01:05:24Like a bag of tree weed or something
01:05:25Are you serious Scott
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt
01:05:29So you could dry hump
01:05:30The football captain
01:05:31Are you kidding me
01:05:32They almost dropped me
01:05:34I could have been paralyzed
01:05:34I could have died
01:05:36That would have been
01:05:36The best news of my life
01:05:37Rita
01:05:38That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40Leave the gym
01:05:42And think very carefully
01:05:43About your future
01:05:44You're on this team
01:05:46Oh Brett
01:05:48Thank you
01:05:49Oh my gosh
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch
01:05:52I almost had a heart attack
01:05:53Alright everyone
01:05:54In light of
01:05:55Performances
01:05:56And character
01:05:57I am so proud to announce
01:05:59Allison Scott
01:06:01As the new captain
01:06:03Thank you
01:06:04Wow
01:06:07Congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:08I'm proud of you
01:06:09Wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:14And that's game
01:06:16State loses 21 to 35
01:06:20Allie
01:06:22Look I know
01:06:22It's not what you wanted
01:06:23It's okay
01:06:24Because you did good
01:06:25That's all that matters
01:06:26Thanks bro
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28I'll be right back
01:06:28Ew
01:06:29Don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:31Yo
01:06:33Allison
01:06:33She is
01:06:34Looking good baby
01:06:35Y'all do private shows
01:06:37You know
01:06:38Something with a little extra
01:06:39Bump and grind
01:06:40You're so gross
01:06:43Yo what the hell
01:06:44Are you serious
01:06:45What
01:06:46What's going on
01:06:46I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:48Yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:49You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51I hate your dreams
01:06:53How about you spend more time
01:06:54Training on the field
01:06:55So that what happens today
01:06:56Never happens again
01:06:58You think you're so fucking special
01:07:01Why
01:07:01You know everyone knows
01:07:03How you got the captain's position
01:07:04How
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top
01:07:07I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:09Considering how much you suck
01:07:11While you play
01:07:12You shameless whore
01:07:14Hey
01:07:15I'm one of them
01:07:17I do
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:20She's a public boss
01:07:21Everybody gets a ride
01:07:25Hey
01:07:25Hey fuckface
01:07:28You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:31Hey
01:07:32Hey
01:07:34Hey
01:07:35That's enough
01:07:36What's going on here
01:07:37I mean coach we all saw it
01:07:39Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:41You're gonna hit her
01:07:42Get my office now
01:07:43You
01:07:45With me
01:07:45This is a really nasty cut
01:07:47Okay
01:07:47Let's
01:07:48We should take you to the ER
01:07:49Okay
01:07:51Alright
01:07:52You sure you're on me
01:07:58It's a really nasty cut
01:07:59Brett
01:07:59You could have broken your hand
01:08:01Yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:03Never let anybody get over there
01:08:05Treating you like that
01:08:07Shut up
01:08:13You know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:15Having nurse Allison around
01:08:18Take care of me
01:08:18Help me out
01:08:20Here you go guys 304
01:08:22I think it's this one
01:08:22Let's go see the hero
01:08:24Oh shit no that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:27They can't see us like this
01:08:29I won't let him
01:08:30Let's tell him
01:08:31Let's tell him the truth
01:08:32In front of the entire team
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38What do you mind you?
01:08:40Let's hide
01:08:40Yeah
01:08:41Alright
01:08:46Brett
01:08:48Brett you in there?
01:08:49Yeah I'm just uh washing up man
01:08:51John you have no idea
01:08:53How crazy you drive me
01:08:56You know every single time I see you
01:08:58All I can think about is uh
01:09:02Doing this
01:09:04You need a hand man?
01:09:06No I got everything I need uh
01:09:08Right here
01:09:14You gotta be quiet
01:09:18Let's see what happens
01:09:21Brett stop jerking off
01:09:23And get your ass out here man
01:09:24Hey you know what
01:09:25It uh takes me a very long time
01:09:27Assholes
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:39I feel what you did
01:09:42It's kind of hard to miss
01:09:44Yeah
01:09:46I was wrong
01:09:48Brett you gotta
01:09:49Hey you gotta speed this up man
01:09:50We got your food
01:09:50It's gonna get cold
01:09:51You know my hands are soft bro
01:09:52I can help you
01:09:53Hey why don't you guys just beat it alright?
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:57Alright let's just give him some space
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59Yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01You know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04I think I've earned some uh
01:10:07Allison physical therapy time
01:10:09You know what I mean?
01:10:10You know you could have just asked
01:10:13You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:32Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:34No I think I'm just gonna wash
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:56I've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00Sick
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:02Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:10I will end you
01:11:12Leave it
01:11:14Save your applause everyone
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:21She bought it
01:11:21With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23And her dealer
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP
01:11:27Brett Harrison
01:11:33That's not true
01:11:34You know what I don't care
01:11:36Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:38Okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:41Just ask them yourself
01:11:43Oh really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:51He said he had good stuff
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:57You know that's bullshit
01:11:59I have proof
01:12:03I know real doctors
01:12:04I've got pills
01:12:06Allie
01:12:07No more being blackmailed
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:13This is insane
01:12:15Okay
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:18Oh sweetie
01:12:19It's all coming out now
01:12:20I saw her taking pills
01:12:21For practice
01:12:22We trusted you
01:12:24Cheater
01:12:27Hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:29Messes with me
01:12:30Open your eyes Brett
01:12:32She's using you
01:12:33For the clout
01:12:34For the status
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody
01:12:38A total bottom feeder
01:12:40You know what you're so full of shit
01:12:41It's unbelievable
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:44And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear
01:12:45If you have nothing to hide
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Listen
01:12:49Just
01:12:49Please listen to me
01:12:51Hey everybody
01:12:51Just shut up
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this
01:12:56And here come the pretzels
01:12:58All right
01:12:59That's enough
01:12:59That's enough
01:13:01Now
01:13:01In light of these
01:13:03Significant allegations
01:13:04As well as the
01:13:05Evidence that has been presented
01:13:07I have no choice
01:13:09Allison Scott
01:13:10You are hereby removed
01:13:11From your position as captain
01:13:12Of the cheerleader
01:13:13Furthermore
01:13:14You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:17Justice for the real athletes
01:13:20Hold on
01:13:21Hold it
01:13:22If you would please
01:13:24Look to the jumbotron
01:13:26I know some real doctors
01:13:27That can help you guys
01:13:28Get healthy
01:13:29At the right way
01:13:30No more pills
01:13:31No more purging
01:13:31No more blackmail
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely
01:13:34Listen
01:13:35You guys are never gonna have to
01:13:36Take any of Rita's
01:13:37Take your spouse ever again
01:13:38So
01:13:38What's the catch?
01:13:40We're gonna make Rita
01:13:40Take some of her own medicine
01:13:42This video
01:13:43This is the real conversation
01:13:45Not the edited one
01:13:47That Rita just played
01:13:49Not for the drugs
01:13:51These are the drugs
01:13:51That I gave the girls
01:13:52They're vitamins
01:13:53You can get these
01:13:54At any pharmacy
01:13:55In the world
01:13:56You wanna check these out, principal?
01:14:00He's right
01:14:02These are common supplements
01:14:03Everybody
01:14:04Rita is the one
01:14:06Who has been forcing
01:14:06Her teammates
01:14:07To take dangerous
01:14:08Weight loss supplements
01:14:09She's been threatening them
01:14:11If they wouldn't comply
01:14:12And she's been shaming them
01:14:13Degrading them
01:14:14For the bodies that they have
01:14:15Now everybody is different
01:14:16But all bodies
01:14:17Are beautiful
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:20For one reason
01:14:20One reason only
01:14:21Because she was a threat
01:14:22She threatened the total control
01:14:24That Rita had
01:14:24Over the entire squad
01:14:25And it's horrible
01:14:27Because Allison
01:14:28She's a beautiful person
01:14:29And she would never do anything like this
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:35That's not true
01:14:36He's lying
01:14:37She's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:44Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch!
01:14:46You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself
01:15:00Look at you
01:15:02Playing the victim
01:15:03You've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:05For weeks
01:15:06Just when I give you a chance
01:15:08You run crying to Harrison
01:15:10Nothing but a little
01:15:12Shut up dude
01:15:13Shut up
01:15:14What are you going to do about it Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything
01:15:16You're going to get exactly what you deserve
01:15:18Right now
01:15:19Mr. Williams
01:15:23Apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:15:26Of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28From various female students
01:15:29As of now you are officially suspended
01:15:32From all school activities
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No!
01:15:35My father!
01:15:35Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:38But I assure you
01:15:39His money will not buy you immunity
01:15:41You can take him away
01:15:42It's already over
01:15:43Let go
01:15:44No!
01:15:44I'll steal you all!
01:15:46This isn't over!
01:15:49And as for you
01:15:50Miss Scott
01:15:51On behalf of the entire administration
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57For everything that you've had to endure
01:15:59And as of now
01:16:00You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:05You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:10Thank you principal
01:16:11Alright everyone
01:16:12Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:16But
01:16:16We have a game to get back to
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:22Let's win!
01:16:35Fuck yeah
01:16:36State university wins it all!
01:16:38Ho ho ho!
01:16:41Woo hoo!
01:16:43Get back as camp Avengers
01:16:49Oh get back!
01:16:54Woo hoo!
01:16:55KISS! KISS KISS KISS KISS! KISS KISS!
01:16:59KISS KISS KISS KISS! KISS KISS KISS!
01:17:02Kiss KISS KISS KISS KISS� erase
01:17:03KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS!
01:17:07Hey, Allison.
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:35I love you.
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