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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy
Love Request From My Enemy
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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring.
00:00:20You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:44I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56It's so hard.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's Paul!
00:02:06He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:14Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:19What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:39I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh.
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:52I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:25My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Kling.
00:03:34you just made the wrong enemy you just made the wrong enemy i'm going to make every classroom
00:03:42every hallway and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare i'm gonna make her
00:03:49life a living hell what's going on close fighting the new girl now close leaving the new girl
00:03:55yeah idiot i can see that just met an unhinged person good thing the universe balances it with
00:04:03you same ran into a certified asshole can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:12cole do you need help i can help you
00:04:16the new girl poured coffee on him this bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off
00:04:21michael but he's not your cole shut up lindsay he's not yet
00:04:29hi i'm jen and this is lindsay hi i'm hailey so nice to meet you your first day jitters
00:04:37it's totally understandable we want to make sure you feel really welcome and so we'll
00:04:41take you to your locker come in okay let's go
00:04:48uh there you go thanks so much
00:05:12aww you're welcome new girl honestly it's kind of an
00:05:15improvement on your face
00:05:22guacamole wizard wow what are you catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy
00:05:29hold on
00:05:31hey if you go to edmund's academy you should come to locker 83 right now send
00:05:37here now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42so when can i meet the hero ruined your billionaire shirt
00:05:45i'm your friend first max at least check on me
00:05:48oh is it the online level
00:05:50ah chill please
00:05:54no way
00:05:55what is it
00:05:56oh that would clean goes to the school
00:06:04please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank send
00:06:13what is wrong with you you mess with cole edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:18edmunds what you don't know that his family owns the whole school
00:06:21wow you really did crawl out of the gutter didn't you
00:06:26stop recording me
00:06:29jen is a new girl
00:06:30wait
00:06:32is the new girl
00:06:34valley queen
00:06:36there's no way the new girl is valley queen
00:06:38could it be jen
00:06:42ew
00:06:46your enemy is our enemy goal and i just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51no chances jen
00:06:52so is it
00:06:54she does look kind of cute
00:07:03please ignore that
00:07:04someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07what was i thinking
00:07:08of course she's not my online lover
00:07:14hey there buttercup
00:07:16keep walking hayley
00:07:17just keep walking
00:07:19you got a problem with shaving this morning or
00:07:22my name's hayley
00:07:23wow hayley
00:07:25i think you uh
00:07:27you missed the spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:31what a coincidence
00:07:33so did you
00:07:34oh no
00:07:37oh i'm sorry
00:07:39i forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:41you're just a man child
00:07:42follicle issues
00:07:47whoever ends up with her
00:07:48i must have feel it in the eyes
00:08:02so relieved to see you
00:08:04something happened and i lost the game i thought i'd never see you again
00:08:09i think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:11and what is this
00:08:13what i think it is
00:08:15is
00:08:15i want to be with you
00:08:17and you want to be with me
00:08:19as more than just friends
00:08:21oh thank god
00:08:23i honestly want that more than anything
00:08:25you're my soulmate
00:08:27like i like you so much
00:08:28okay well
00:08:29since we're dating now
00:08:30um
00:08:32i'm ready
00:08:33to send my photo
00:08:34wait really
00:08:36yeah
00:08:36get ready
00:08:43okay
00:08:44no face
00:08:45just the boobs
00:08:47is it a bad idea
00:08:49but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:51pg-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:53all the kids do this
00:08:55you'll love it
00:09:00this lighting hates me
00:09:02come on hayley
00:09:03confidence
00:09:04you literally fight dragons online
00:09:11okay
00:09:12yeah
00:09:13that's actually kind of
00:09:17oh my god
00:09:20seriously
00:09:20hello
00:09:21anyone
00:09:23don't look at me
00:09:28don't look at me
00:09:29shut up for viable are we
00:09:31i don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:33get out
00:09:34now
00:09:35fine
00:09:36out
00:09:37damn it
00:09:42come on
00:10:15you're helping me
00:10:16i won't
00:10:17i didn't plan it but here we are
00:10:26excuse you
00:10:27these boobs are for someone else
00:10:28i don't have a boyfriend do we
00:10:30that is shocking
00:10:31yeah
00:10:32actually
00:10:32and he'd probably kill you right now
00:10:34if you saw him flirting with me
00:10:36flirting
00:10:36yeah don't lie to yourself
00:10:37i've got a girlfriend too
00:10:38my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:39funny
00:10:42okay well
00:10:42can we just pretend this didn't happen
00:10:44and go our separate ways
00:10:45fine by me
00:10:49oh no
00:10:51well the purple bra by the way
00:10:53i like it in a weird way
00:10:55you're not in my type
00:10:56but
00:10:57you know power theory
00:10:59or whatever
00:10:59would you just get out of here
00:11:09hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:13jen
00:11:13red alert
00:11:14guacamole wizard will like it in a weird way
00:11:15and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:17i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21don't be a coward
00:11:22just send it
00:11:23jen
00:11:28oh my god
00:11:30here goes nothing
00:11:38still no response
00:11:40don't freak out
00:11:41he's probably just busy
00:11:46give it back
00:11:46why
00:11:47you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:50oh
00:11:51this is actually a really good photo
00:11:52honestly it's so good
00:11:53that i think the whole school should see it
00:11:55did you get it lindsey
00:11:57got it
00:12:00what are you doing
00:12:02what are you doing
00:12:11oh my god
00:12:13oh my god
00:12:17oh my god
00:12:18oh my god
00:12:21oh my god
00:12:26oh shit
00:12:29oh
00:12:30yo what's going on
00:12:31dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:34what
00:12:34yeah
00:12:49come on
00:12:50lets see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:54Stop! Delete it, please! Delete it!
00:12:57Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my god.
00:13:18Oh, cool. Your anime's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop!
00:13:31Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:49My school enemy is my ally and girlfriend?
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:56Oh, my god!
00:13:59Oh, my god!
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now, give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:21What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:43Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:50Amy!
00:14:50Amy!
00:14:53Hey, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54What's up there, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted. Is that all?
00:16:02The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When? Where?
00:16:41About after school, at the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Call me father.
00:17:17I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20Help me.
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me?
00:19:23In front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard.
00:19:31Where are you?
00:19:32Oh and by the way.
00:19:34Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:35Because after all.
00:19:36He's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:52Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:16Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:17Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though.
00:21:30I'm not that annoying.
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole?
00:21:37Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend rears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:21:59No.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09I see...
00:22:11Now you touch him like this.
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:22:54Yes.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:21I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:30Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:52Yeah.
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:02We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:22Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:28You need to see me in style.
00:24:30Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:02Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24But we didn't know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:28I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:30Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43I'd kill anyone.
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53So.
00:25:54Are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:58So you have a date.
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21Ms. Corbin's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26Okay.
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Or maybe trust me and do.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46Uh-oh.
00:26:47That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why did I want you to regret it?
00:27:11You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:29Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you back.
00:27:33So you want me?
00:27:37I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:50Oh shit.
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:01I really need to change this lock.
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh?
00:28:05Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
00:28:06I think so.
00:28:07We're okay.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Jake.
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait.
00:28:27Car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:04She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I can't get this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, Gus?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:31They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Honestly, get out of here, bro.
00:29:55You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:06Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now. Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Hailey?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hailey Roth.
00:30:47Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:50If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:59No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:04He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:06So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me worth bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Huh.
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:40Oh my god!
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Cole, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:00Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:16New couple alert?
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:22And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24I'm gonna say we're...
00:34:26Hayley?
00:34:35Geez.
00:34:42Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Here we are.
00:34:49Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:04Here we are.
00:35:06Here we are.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because...
00:35:25I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just...
00:35:35Just talking about it, Jake.
00:35:51Move.
00:35:53Cole is talking to Hayley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05Uh...
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:17Alright, I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:22Except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um...
00:36:33I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:35The other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was...
00:36:41So...
00:36:42Sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:46I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the peck room.
00:36:59Ah!
00:37:01Oh, shit!
00:37:02Oh, shit!
00:37:04Oh!
00:37:09Oh!
00:37:11Oh!
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:14Oh!
00:37:15Oh, my God!
00:37:20Stop! Guys, stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Hailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:03Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No.
00:38:23He lied about that. I don't know why though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:29Father that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:50Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:09No.
00:39:25Sorry!
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jen!
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:38They're both dead.
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:46What are you...
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen!
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:04Wait.
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Gorman, it's burning!
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:12Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:14Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:33Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:43Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey! Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means... it means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:56Big ol' ego and...
00:41:59Rich kid for Bronco.
00:42:00Okay, okay. I-I get it.
00:42:04You're kinda sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:11Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh my god.
00:42:13Thank you!
00:42:16Oh my god.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh my god.
00:42:46Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:01What are they talking about?
00:43:01What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore!
00:43:28Show them what you really like.
00:43:29Oh my god!
00:43:34Oh my god!
00:43:47Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:57You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:01It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely gotta reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:08What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey everyone!
00:44:12I think valley whore's a catfish!
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it, stop!
00:44:45Stop!
00:44:46Stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:54Jane!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:59Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:01That you're guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh my god.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie.
00:45:16I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal.
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Alright, alright, alright!
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him!
00:45:54Okay, well you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:02You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's Cyber Boy spreadsheet.
00:46:10Jesus Christ!
00:46:11How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:20And...
00:46:21I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:25Not over my dead body!
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother, right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:38He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it.
00:46:53Just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:48:10Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:19Nah, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:28Shut up.
00:48:38What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:03Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:15Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:19Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:27Pervy princess!
00:49:38Oh!
00:50:00Pervy princess!
00:50:05Pervy princess!
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriends?
00:50:24Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:25anyways we are going to the prom together no I'm not yes you are it's okay you can
00:50:31be honest about your feelings hmm so you too this whole time oh my god I am such
00:50:41an idiot hey wait wait please at least take my jackets you know if you really
00:50:52wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to go to the extra effort Jen was doing
00:50:55just fine I wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were you trying to do I guess you
00:51:00obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus I knew we shouldn't trusted
00:51:04you now what about guacamole was it
00:51:17who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again Cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and
00:51:31please
00:51:31introduce yourself to Haley I already assumed that's who this was hi Mr Evans so you're the
00:51:39scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life well I've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:46is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:53you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or I swear to God your
00:52:01mother is fire
00:52:03dad stop don't you touch my family I'll stay away come on you don't mean that I hate everything you
00:52:14stand for I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person
00:52:21looks like I hate everything about you I hate all of it I don't want any part of it
00:52:27so cool go with your dad Haley
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46Haley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi Haley I'm Emma I know you are right I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped
00:53:11and ruin your life so I wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:20oh wow thanks Emma
00:53:23okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go
00:53:31you're so cool
00:53:33I know Emma
00:53:34wanna go to prom?
00:53:36why not
00:53:38let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:44hi Mr. Edmunds
00:53:46hi Max and Max's friend
00:53:48sorry we weren't expecting you
00:53:50Cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is?
00:53:54but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:55what can I say Max?
00:53:58actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no, Cole is grounded
00:54:02well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee
00:54:08we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12my son Cole?
00:54:14reviewing budgets
00:54:15he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:18well Mr. Edmunds today could be that day
00:54:20and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40Max, what
00:54:41what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43happy birthday Cole
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:47just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49what? what's going on?
00:54:51dude, it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell Haley who you are now
00:54:54you can be together
00:54:56just log into this stupid game
00:54:57and tell the girl who you love
00:54:58who you really are
00:55:00nah
00:55:01I'll tell her myself
00:55:03stick me in your car
00:55:11holy wizard
00:55:14mom, I'm fine
00:55:15I just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door
00:55:27wait, what?
00:55:29he's here?
00:55:37it's you
00:55:40I'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago
00:55:43Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who I was
00:55:51I got my inheritance
00:55:53and I can protect you and your family
00:55:55so you don't have to choose
00:56:10I understand that this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you
00:56:16you love guacamole wizard
00:56:17but
00:56:19look, I need you to know I love you
00:56:32Nicole, I love you
00:56:34you do?
00:56:36yes, you idiot
00:56:38I've loved you for months
00:56:39I mean
00:56:40this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because I had to be loyal to him and
00:56:47but
00:56:47you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50I
00:56:50I mean
00:56:51I
00:56:53I always hoped it was you
00:56:55I do hoped
00:56:56yes
00:56:58I hoped it was you
00:57:00you were always there for me
00:57:04you're hot
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:07I'll be here
00:57:11hey
00:57:12you know
00:57:13there's things I said we could do
00:57:16there I don't
00:57:18yeah
00:57:21I'll take my clothes off
00:57:22you get in there, don't worry
00:57:24mhm
00:57:26I'm so beyond you, just beyond me
00:57:30I'm so beyond you
00:57:38Just beyond me
00:57:42I'm so beyond you
00:57:42Just beyond me
00:57:45Okay, so, what do you think?
00:57:48Ten out of ten
00:57:49Yeah, we'll do again
00:57:52I'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58Alright, alright, that's fair
00:57:59I'll, uh, I'll take that as a one
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11Mmm, oh god, no
00:58:12I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17No, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it
00:58:22I'll ask you in a minute now
00:58:24Stop it
00:58:26Um
00:58:28Say
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34Okay
00:58:36But the real question is
00:58:37Do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42Oh, I would have asked you earlier
00:58:44But Jake kind of gave me to the show
00:58:46Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:58:48I don't want to hear it
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress
00:58:54Wait here
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:08I thought
00:59:09Only the best for my princess
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:13Uh
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16On the off chance that you
00:59:19Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:21And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds
00:59:32I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole?
00:59:35Are you here?
00:59:36Cole?
00:59:37Are you here?
00:59:39Mr. Edmonds
00:59:41You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43I see you Cole
00:59:43You are a big problem
01:00:01Hey, uh
01:00:03You almost done in there?
01:00:05You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:07In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley
01:00:28You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:29I have ever seen
01:00:32Uh uh uh
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35To do this lipstick
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least
01:00:3720 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes?
01:00:40We're 10
01:00:42Deal
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:48To cast your votes
01:00:50I hear we have a winner
01:00:54Enter 2026 prom queen
01:00:56Is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:01:01Thank you
01:01:02Oh my God
01:01:04Thank you guys so much
01:01:07Seriously, this means the world to me
01:01:08I mean like
01:01:09Who else would win?
01:01:11Right?
01:01:12This is just the perfect moment
01:01:17Oh my God, that's Haley and Cole
01:01:21It was fun
01:01:23Since where's your dad?
01:01:24Yes
01:01:28Hey, uh
01:01:30Most time that's up
01:01:31No
01:01:33Who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Hell yeah
01:01:42Language
01:01:42I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little
01:01:45Pervy princess
01:01:46Come on
01:01:47Everyone say it with me
01:01:48Pervy princess
01:01:50Pervy princess
01:01:51Pervy princess
01:02:11Pervy princess
01:02:12No one can
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:27You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit
01:02:32You know Jen
01:02:34As the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37And above all of this petty drama
01:02:41But quite frankly
01:02:43You are the worst
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmund's Academy
01:02:49You can't do that
01:02:50I'm the principal, so uh
01:02:52Yes I can
01:03:02There was no winter chick
01:03:04You lied to me
01:03:11Get her
01:03:13Haley, catch
01:03:18Oh
01:03:19My princess finally has her crown
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24Oh
01:03:25Yeah, no can do
01:03:27All I have to offer
01:03:28Is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31And a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33Oof, how can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh no, that's my dad
01:03:45We are going home
01:03:46Right now
01:03:48You've disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:53You talk all the time
01:03:54About wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57Yet, you can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01And it's because of Haley
01:04:03And you can accept that
01:04:04Or I'll make my own path
01:04:05And best believe me I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:15Joypro
01:04:23I am so proud of you
01:04:26I kind of done with all you being by my son
01:04:30That was terrifying
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so
01:04:36I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:39Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:04:41Yeah, you do
01:04:42Oh, hey
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