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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut
00:01:38starring him!
00:01:42All right, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58We'll bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Alice, hi.
00:02:55Yo, Ally, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you've gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go come in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, I just gotta have a shower.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08Alright?
00:03:09You're in a watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21Alright, bye-bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:51It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:55So you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks.
00:04:13So I, uh, hit a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron.
00:04:32So, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell me.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, oh.
00:04:41Good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01Hey, just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06Wish me luck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show them aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:19Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is at.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running last and you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29Brother Sean.
00:08:30Alright, to get you out of here, I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01Touchdown.
00:09:03I slept.
00:09:10You guys are benched.
00:09:12What?
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look.
00:09:21It's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:24Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is it at?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes!
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:47So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Then do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take out my chance?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, don't you?
00:12:15I'll tell you what else.
00:12:16It's for grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically tacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30That means we're equals.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:43sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra-large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:01This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I am not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on.
00:15:07Let's get up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker.
00:16:42You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08Since you're so thirsty.
00:17:09Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:18Lick it up.
00:17:24Brett.
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:29Matt Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:47Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison, you know what? You want it to break the rules? You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:18What?
00:18:19No! Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare. You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:27You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:47Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please!
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart! A dare is a dare!
00:19:00Stop fighting!
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04I'm taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:14Please! Please stop! Please!
00:19:16You're getting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:39Oh!
00:19:43oh-
00:19:47this is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yep.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:28Let's go.
00:20:36Hey, hey.
00:20:38What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:40Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:31Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:59I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:11I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Say it.
00:22:23Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:31That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it, either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:51No, Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop it.
00:22:55Yes.
00:23:00Listen.
00:23:00There is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:05Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:20Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, bro?
00:23:39We're hurting everything.
00:23:45What are you doing, bro?
00:23:50We're hurting everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie?
00:23:59Are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys.
00:24:04What are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06Face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron.
00:24:21What's up, man?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass.
00:24:24And I had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now,
00:24:29or I'm going to come over there and beat your ass.
00:24:31It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just, I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party,
00:24:39and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me,
00:24:44and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true,
00:24:59you guys got to take care of two,
00:25:00I don't know, like, an urgent care right now or something,
00:25:02I need you to take care of that.
00:25:03I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:13That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, what's up?
00:25:17What's going on?
00:25:17We should go on.
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Allie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:20Come on.
00:25:21You almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:23Allie.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit
00:25:39is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:48Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:24Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:44What's your problem?
00:26:47Hmm?
00:26:56Partner up.
00:26:57Stretching drills.
00:27:02Solo, Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05I'm real hands-on.
00:27:06Hmm.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10He'll be fine.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:25She's need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:37Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You're first.
00:28:11Let's go!
00:28:12We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:16But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go!
00:28:20We don't have all day!
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:22She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:30She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36We're not just going to murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:54I'm good.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16You're off me.
00:30:32Oh my god.
00:30:34It's fucking hot!
00:30:36Hot!
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:38Oh my god.
00:30:41Oh my god.
00:30:43No.
00:30:44Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:52Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:03It's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:19Yeah, okay.
00:31:20I said I was sorry.
00:31:21All right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:26Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know.
00:31:30It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:39Oh my god.
00:31:40She's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:47I'll...
00:31:48It's alright.
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:02You got all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey.
00:32:38Uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:09Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:15Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey.
00:33:26Hey.
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:31Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:50or something.
00:33:51It's going to be okay.
00:33:51We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make you look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:12All right.
00:34:15All right.
00:34:16All right.
00:34:28All right.
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:53You look fantastic.
00:34:55You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true. That's true, I am.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21All right, time's ticking. Let's move.
00:35:24So, Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:33You take center. Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break the leg.
00:35:51Hold it down.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:03Oh, yeah.
00:36:05Oh, yeah.
00:36:06One, two, three, go.
00:36:07Woo.
00:36:11Shout out loud.
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah.
00:36:24Oh, yeah.
00:36:29Oh, yeah.
00:36:35who is that girl she's on fire it's allison scott you know she had moves
00:36:45all this thing is seriously so hot i mean damn i'm definitely making my move after the game
00:36:51tonight body in that uniform whoa you're getting lucky tonight stay with me i don't have to see
00:36:59girls like that they always come running to guys like me i'm telling you right now if you don't
00:37:04fuck off the only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist
00:37:18he's on the 30 yard line the 20 the 10
00:37:44hey oh congrats on the win captain that was really good thank you you know it's uh it's really just
00:37:51another tuesday for me okay shut up oh
00:37:57you're a kid
00:38:07oh my god is he actually going to kiss me in front of the entire stadium
00:38:23now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff i haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:31come on allison let's give the people what they want
00:38:34i know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:40oh but i want it
00:38:57wait what
00:39:03i can't believe this is happening kiss cam me and brett
00:39:17allison don't pass out
00:39:22thanks for keeping shout at bay no problem
00:39:33this is insane i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38but it feels so right i never want it to end
00:39:46harrison
00:39:52harrison
00:39:56what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school
00:39:59ron just calm down okay you're making a scene
00:40:02i'm making a scene yeah i'm making a scene
00:40:04you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron
00:40:06stop beating like this okay are you serious right now if i hadn't stepped in you two would
00:40:13have needed to get a room
00:40:15you're unbelievable i hate you
00:40:22dude i'm no no no you cut the crap you tell me right now what's happening between you two
00:40:26i i promise
00:40:27do not bullshit me do not bullshit me absolutely nothing i'm i'm serious nothing
00:40:32fucking lying i saw the way you kissed her okay
00:40:35she is not another one of your conquests i know that so you stay in your lane
00:40:39because she is my sister and i'm warning you
00:40:42you do not cross me you do not i promise you do
00:40:46fuck
00:40:50okay hey we need to talk
00:40:53no i sound like a mom
00:40:56this is ridiculous why am i texting him he's literally in the next room
00:41:01you know what just go in there just ask him hey brett what the hell was that kiss
00:41:07he kissed me back he can't deny it this time it's recorded and live stream
00:41:14okay do or die
00:41:22what are you doing
00:41:23what are you doing getting groceries what do you think i'm doing
00:41:26i'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27well i think you should do something else
00:41:29i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32she has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:35brett
00:41:37what happened at the kiss cam today
00:41:40i know you didn't hate it
00:41:41oh i can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:44hi
00:41:45you can't talk about the kiss cam like are you that much of a coward
00:41:49oh you know what i'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing
00:41:52to talk about
00:41:54it was a kiss cam at a game and we did it
00:41:56do you want to get real ellie the fun's over
00:41:59it's finished do you understand
00:42:04don't you dare no don't you dare look like that
00:42:06i'm not doing it
00:42:07no no no that's not fair okay do you think i'm trying to be a jerk
00:42:10you think i'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:13don't you understand how hard you're making this for me you're coming in here in your fucking bikini
00:42:16huh yeah i know what you're doing
00:42:17i'm not doing anything
00:42:19yes you are
00:42:21you know what even if i was i guess i'm just playing into the game
00:42:24because that's all this is yeah
00:42:26okay so then earlier i should have kissed chad
00:42:29i had two options you and him and i picked wrong
00:42:36don't say stupid shit like that ellie
00:42:39chad's a predator and a loser and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that okay
00:42:45i can
00:42:53oh is he hard
00:42:59at least chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:02you don't think i'm being honest
00:43:09oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:10you know
00:43:13biology
00:43:15whether it's biology or not
00:43:18i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:23allie
00:43:24bratt
00:43:25he goes out here
00:43:26fucking shit what the fuck is he doing here
00:43:28you have to get out
00:43:29i can't get out if i get out he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me
00:43:32okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34so i i'm gonna get out
00:43:36okay cool
00:43:37allie hey
00:43:38oh my god he's coming
00:43:40allie hey
00:43:41just get under fit on what
00:43:42bratt
00:43:43you have to get down
00:43:48allie
00:43:49hi
00:43:49showin' alone
00:43:51yeah but i'm naked
00:43:53run i'm naked
00:43:54get out
00:43:56you're
00:43:58you're not though
00:44:00okay well
00:44:01i also have a vibe and you're ruining it so
00:44:04i'm sorry i just i wanted to get my charger
00:44:06i left it out here yesterday
00:44:07you got it
00:44:08i also wanted to say that
00:44:12i think you did a great job today
00:44:15i mean it you kicked ass
00:44:16and i'm sorry that i was uh
00:44:18an asshole about it
00:44:21thanks
00:44:27okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:44:29seeing my best friend just
00:44:31suck my sister's face off traumatized me
00:44:34so i'm just wondering why you
00:44:36did that
00:44:38wrong
00:44:38i mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:40it's a game
00:44:41everyone does it
00:44:43a game
00:44:44i just feel like it's kind of
00:44:45i don't know a dream
00:44:46this is a guy that you've
00:44:47had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49well
00:44:49it was him
00:44:50or it was chad
00:44:51so
00:44:52who did you want me to pick
00:44:53that's fair
00:44:55chad sucks
00:44:55yeah
00:44:56tone it down a little bit
00:44:57okay
00:44:58okay
00:44:58he's my best friend
00:44:59and i don't want things to be weird
00:45:02they won't be
00:45:06okay
00:45:06thanks
00:45:09what was that
00:45:12what was that
00:45:15sorry
00:45:16i got water in my nose
00:45:17okay
00:45:18i'm okay
00:45:19don't drown
00:45:19okay
00:45:19have a good soak i guess
00:45:21okay
00:45:23bye
00:45:30god
00:45:31the alien was gonna die
00:45:34good talk
00:45:35wait
00:45:38i have to ask you something
00:45:41i'm going to ask him out
00:45:42on a date
00:45:43don't be the little sister allison
00:45:44be the girl he kissed
00:45:46there's this
00:45:48like stupid event
00:45:49thing tomorrow
00:45:50i was just
00:45:51wondering if you would want to go
00:45:58with me
00:45:59got plans ally
00:46:04okay
00:46:05yeah whatever
00:46:06i just
00:46:19rat
00:46:24i guess we have the same plans
00:46:31except his are with rita
00:46:32not me
00:46:42look
00:46:43charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45just finally giving back
00:46:46did you know allison hand makes these little trinkets
00:46:49it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:52i didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55i came by myself
00:46:56brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation
00:47:00daddy donated a little of his collection nothing major
00:47:03just some birkin bags some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07let's see what you're peddling here
00:47:09let's see what you're peddling here ally
00:47:11how much are you asking for this
00:47:14$15
00:47:15i made it myself
00:47:17$15
00:47:18for some plastic and twine
00:47:20you don't have to buy it
00:47:21it's ambitious
00:47:23you know i don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26i'm gonna take
00:47:27every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33you want to say $500 a piece
00:47:37are you insane
00:47:38you actually want this garbage
00:47:40you know i value the artist
00:47:41that's just how expensive something looks
00:47:43so $500
00:47:44what's that supposed to mean
00:47:46she's nothing
00:47:46no you're nothing
00:47:48especially
00:47:48compared to her
00:47:49how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:54why don't you get out of here
00:47:55no i'm serious
00:47:56don't come back to this table again
00:48:01you know i do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:03what are you doing
00:48:03what do you mean
00:48:04you can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07you blew me off yesterday
00:48:08and then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:10you're distant with me one second
00:48:12and then you defend me the next
00:48:14what do you want
00:48:15i'm just trying to
00:48:16no
00:48:18Allison
00:48:19party at my place
00:48:21celebrating the big win
00:48:22you coming
00:48:24i don't know
00:48:25you're not interested
00:48:27she's a grown woman
00:48:29she can speak for herself
00:48:31so
00:48:32what do you say
00:48:35you're not going anywhere
00:48:37and there goes the big brother act again
00:48:40who does he think he is
00:48:41toying with my feelings like this
00:48:42you hate chad brett
00:48:44fine
00:48:45chad's my new best friend then
00:48:46no yeah
00:48:48sounds fun
00:48:52i'll be there
00:49:01there she is
00:49:03my guest of honor
00:49:05damn
00:49:06Allison
00:49:06you look sexy
00:49:07oh
00:49:09thanks
00:49:13it's a cool party
00:49:14yeah you know i threw this whole thing
00:49:16just for you
00:49:18really for me
00:49:20why did you do that
00:49:21you're single
00:49:22i'm single
00:49:23you need another reason
00:49:26so what's the deal with you and brett
00:49:28huh
00:49:30no deal
00:49:30there's nothing happening between us
00:49:32he's just a friend of a friend
00:49:34of my brother
00:49:37is his loss
00:49:38my gain
00:49:41hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam
00:49:44Allison
00:49:46let's fix that
00:49:51yeah
00:49:51no why not
00:49:52there's nothing between me and brett
00:49:54obviously
00:49:55maybe i should just move on
00:49:57you ever play the pocky challenge
00:49:58no
00:49:59what's that
00:50:00we each bite from one end
00:50:02until one of us
00:50:03chickens out
00:50:19damn it
00:50:20why am i thinking about him at a time like this
00:50:23come on Allison
00:50:23you're already here
00:50:35fine
00:50:37but i play to win
00:50:43check it out
00:50:4510 bucks say they kiss
00:51:00dude what the fuck
00:51:02game's over
00:51:03let's go
00:51:04excuse me
00:51:05what are you doing
00:51:05get off of me
00:51:06what do you think you're doing
00:51:07you're ruining my night
00:51:09do you think i care that i'm ruining your night
00:51:10what do you think ron would think
00:51:11if you knew you were happy
00:51:12don't care
00:51:12how about you elect your someone who gives a fuck
00:51:14come on
00:51:14okay
00:51:15no more of these stupid games
00:51:16you don't have to play this shit
00:51:17i know
00:51:17let's go
00:51:18i don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:20i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:23get the fuck away from me
00:51:34oh my god
00:51:36oh shit
00:51:38oh shit
00:51:44oh shit
00:51:47hey
00:51:48hey
00:51:48hey
00:51:49hey
00:51:50hold on
00:51:51hold on
00:51:51hold on
00:51:53i got you
00:51:54i got you
00:51:54i got you
00:51:57oh my god
00:51:58oh my god is she okay
00:52:02hey
00:52:03hey
00:52:03hey
00:52:03look at me
00:52:04look at me
00:52:05look at me
00:52:06you okay
00:52:07i can't
00:52:08i can't feel it
00:52:10i can't feel it
00:52:11i can't feel it
00:52:11just try to breathe
00:52:12alright hey
00:52:13oh
00:52:15oh
00:52:15oh
00:52:16i'll be okay
00:52:17alright
00:52:18let's get you
00:52:20let's get you
00:52:20let's get you
00:52:20let's get you
00:52:22let's get you
00:52:23let's get you
00:52:24okay
00:52:24let's get out of my way
00:52:28move
00:52:31just put me down fred
00:52:32here we go
00:52:32put you down
00:52:33you know you could have died
00:52:36and chad
00:52:37and chad i mean my god
00:52:38you have no business being around that guy let alone being this close to kissing him huh
00:52:42anybody who has a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douche bagger right
00:52:45that's not fair
00:52:47what's not fair
00:52:49what's not fair what am i not understanding huh what don't i understand
00:52:52i don't know how this works okay i'm sorry i'm figuring it out i don't know how guys work all
00:52:58the time
00:52:59you know what that's fantastic i'm so happy that you're able to admit that okay
00:53:02you're not any better than me
00:53:04i'm not any better what did i do how am i not any better what are you talking about
00:53:08you're worse
00:53:09i jumped in the pool i saved your life and now what i'm an asshole how am i worse
00:53:13you're worse because you saved me when i was drowning
00:53:17yeah
00:53:17because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:21because you caught me when i fell in front of everyone because you drove me to school when i was
00:53:26late
00:53:26yeah i know i sound like such a total jerk
00:53:30you know i don't understand
00:53:34you made me fall in love with you
00:53:39that's the worst thing
00:53:40don't say that
00:53:41i did i fell in love with you i'm in love with you
00:53:43stop stop
00:53:44and you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45i know that
00:53:46i know
00:53:47so then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away
00:53:53am i crazy
00:53:55do you not feel anything
00:53:57because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:59and you can't keep doing that
00:54:01okay
00:54:03i want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06tell me that you don't want this
00:54:08tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:09i'm gonna tell you to stop
00:54:11i'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:35i've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45listen you have no idea every single time i saw you with him
00:54:49i always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:53than just my best friend's sister
00:54:56why didn't you say anything
00:54:58i made a promise to run
00:55:01but you know what
00:55:07i don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20i think about you every day
00:55:23every morning
00:55:24and every night
00:55:27and every single time i close my eyes
00:55:30it's you that i see
00:55:34every time
00:55:58it's you that i see
00:56:01i don't give a fuck
00:56:02i don't give a fuck
00:56:02i don't give a fuck
00:56:06i don't give a fuck
00:56:06so what do we now
00:56:12what do you want us to be
00:56:16what do you want me to be
00:56:19i want you to be mine
00:56:23i think i already am
00:56:28but what about ron
00:56:29he's gonna kill you
00:56:32i know ron loves you very much
00:56:34he's very protective older brother
00:56:36but i think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40how much i love you
00:56:47i don't know i think
00:56:50i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:56i don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58i know
00:57:01but it's just for a little
00:57:03until we find the right moment
00:57:06yeah
00:57:07yeah
00:57:08i won't do your way
00:57:11it'll be secret lovers
00:57:29thinking about you
00:57:38hi captain
00:57:39when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:41i am uh
00:57:42currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just
00:57:46sprinting to you
00:57:48aww
00:57:49well
00:57:49as much as i'd love to see you running to me
00:57:53don't
00:57:53my legs are killing me
00:57:55and
00:57:56i really like your car
00:57:58oh i know you love my car
00:58:00he grabbed you by the waist
00:58:01hoisting me up
00:58:02putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03brett
00:58:04stop
00:58:05don't
00:58:06read my smut
00:58:07i'm telling you
00:58:08every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart
00:58:11into my soul
00:58:13betrayals kisses from my neck
00:58:14to my breasts
00:58:16gently sucking
00:58:17and biting
00:58:18holy shit
00:58:20that is literal trash
00:58:21but why does it sound like 50 shades of grey when he says it
00:58:25i feel so hot right now
00:58:34i am
00:58:35oh my god someone's coming
00:58:45um i have to go fake my own death
00:58:47bye
00:58:47i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary
00:59:13you think just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now
00:59:18i was just trying to help save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:26shoot i'm late
00:59:48brett that's elson's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little
00:59:52girlfriends i never would have touched it
01:00:11see what you're up to
01:00:14hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:22attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that
01:00:27apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs
01:00:30i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now otherwise will be forced to contact
01:00:37the campus police for a thorough search well i think we all know someone who would do anything
01:00:43to stop being the fat friend right i'm sorry but i just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like
01:00:4810 minutes excuse me i was fixing my makeup sounded like you were retching and i asked you if you
01:00:54were
01:00:54look at this this is perfection it's every girl's dream i don't need shortcuts and we all know someone
01:01:00who could lose a little weight i mean after all who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly
01:01:04has endless energy search me i have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn scott
01:01:14sure but i
01:01:17rita jackpot
01:01:20well well well
01:01:21look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24i knew it no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:29allison performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:34coach i promise you i've never seen those before okay those those aren't mine
01:01:38right a cheater and a liar
01:01:41coach please listen to me i've never seen those i don't know what they are i'm lying
01:01:47it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:50they're mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins
01:01:54did you forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:57yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something
01:02:00he's right they're just vitamins
01:02:02no they aren't
01:02:03uh miss russo how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:09i just
01:02:12they look suspicious
01:02:13well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:16yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:18that's enough
01:02:20all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:27what you can't do that
01:02:30championships are in two weeks
01:02:31nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:33i mean i know it
01:02:34yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:39you little bitch
01:02:40you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:42that's enough rita my decision is final
01:02:49listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:52you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:54you want us to drop her
01:02:56she could get seriously hurt
01:02:57that's the point
01:02:59accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:01so tragic
01:03:02i can't do that coach will kill me
01:03:04fine
01:03:05and say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:09i know everything
01:03:10girls
01:03:10every dirty little secret
01:03:12do exactly as i say
01:03:14or you're gone
01:03:15your call
01:03:16and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:26very sweet
01:03:29what happened back there
01:03:30how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:33i uh saw rita putting something in your bag
01:03:36so i swapped it out
01:03:39i knew it
01:03:39i knew she was up to something
01:03:41you know i heard her
01:03:42in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
01:03:44yeah she was throwing up
01:03:46it was when we were
01:03:49when we were
01:03:51having
01:03:54bone
01:03:55sex
01:03:57so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:00allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:04:04hey do you
01:04:06do you think i'm fat
01:04:08seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10i don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:12i mean i'm being serious though
01:04:13i'm being serious too
01:04:14allison
01:04:16perfect just who you are
01:04:17yeah
01:04:19i'll always be there
01:04:21to catch you when you fall
01:04:24always
01:04:27all right
01:04:28on the count
01:04:29you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:31rita you're up first
01:04:32then allison
01:04:45okay allison
01:04:47hey great job you guys
01:05:14i told you to catch you
01:05:16brett
01:05:18you just saved my life
01:05:22i guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:26are you serious scott
01:05:28you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:31are you kidding me
01:05:32they almost dropped me
01:05:33i could have been paralyzed
01:05:34i could have died
01:05:35that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:37rita
01:05:38that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:46oh brett
01:05:48thank you
01:05:49oh my gosh
01:05:50i really appreciate that catch
01:05:51i almost had a heart attack
01:05:53all right everyone
01:05:54in light of performances and character
01:05:57i am so proud to announce
01:05:59allison scott as the new captain
01:06:03thank you
01:06:05wow
01:06:07congratulations captain scott
01:06:08i'm proud of you
01:06:09wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:14and that's game
01:06:15state loses 21 to 35
01:06:20allie
01:06:21look i know
01:06:22it's not what you wanted
01:06:23it's okay
01:06:24because you did good
01:06:25that's all that matters
01:06:26thanks bro
01:06:27i'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28i'll be right back
01:06:28ew
01:06:29don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:31yo
01:06:33allison
01:06:33she is
01:06:34looking good baby
01:06:35y'all do private shows
01:06:37you know
01:06:38something with a little extra
01:06:39bump and grind
01:06:40you're so gross
01:06:43yo what the hell
01:06:44are you serious
01:06:45what what's going on
01:06:46i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:48yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:49you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51i'm in your dreams
01:06:53how about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:55so that what happens today
01:06:56never happens again
01:06:58you think you're so fucking special
01:07:00why
01:07:01you know everyone knows
01:07:03how you got the captain's position
01:07:04how
01:07:04by sucking your way to the top
01:07:07i mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:09considering how much you suck
01:07:11while you play
01:07:12you shameless whore
01:07:13hey
01:07:15i'm one of them
01:07:16i do
01:07:17you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:20she's a public boss
01:07:21everybody gets a ride
01:07:24hey
01:07:25hey fuckface
01:07:28you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:34that's enough
01:07:36what's going on here
01:07:37i mean coach we all saw it
01:07:39chatter was gonna hit her
01:07:40you're gonna hit her
01:07:41no
01:07:42get my office now
01:07:43you
01:07:45with me
01:07:45this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:48we should take you to the er okay
01:07:50alright
01:07:52you sure you're wrong
01:07:57it's a really nasty cut brad
01:07:59you could have broken your hand
01:08:01yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:03never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:06set up
01:08:13you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around
01:08:17take care of me help me out
01:08:20here you go guys 304 i think it's this one
01:08:22let's go see the hero
01:08:24oh shit no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:27they can't see us like this
01:08:29i won't let them
01:08:30let's tell them
01:08:31let's tell them the truth
01:08:32in front of the entire team
01:08:36ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38what do you want to do
01:08:39let's hide
01:08:46brad
01:08:47brad you in there
01:08:48yeah i'm just uh washing up man
01:08:51god you have no idea
01:08:53how crazy you drive me
01:08:56you know every single time i see you
01:08:57all i can think about is uh
01:09:02doing this
01:09:04you need a hand man
01:09:05no i got everything i need uh
01:09:08right here
01:09:14you gotta be quiet
01:09:18unless you are not
01:09:21brad stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:24hey you know what it uh
01:09:25takes me a very long time
01:09:27assholes
01:09:37i feel what you did
01:09:38i feel what you did
01:09:42it's kind of hard to miss
01:09:44yeah
01:09:46yeah
01:09:48brad you gotta speed this up man
01:09:50we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:51you know my hands are soft bro i can help you
01:09:53hey why don't you guys just beat it all right
01:09:54i'm gonna be a little while
01:09:56all right let's just give him some space
01:09:58enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01you know i took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04i think i've earned some uh
01:10:07alison physical therapy time if you know what i mean
01:10:10you know you could have just asked
01:10:12you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:31are you gonna help me
01:10:33no i think i'm just gonna wash
01:10:53brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:56i've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:10:58captain scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00sick
01:11:00ladies and gentlemen
01:11:02let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05led by captain alison scott
01:11:10i will end you
01:11:11leave it
01:11:14save your applause everyone
01:11:16you're cheering for a fraud
01:11:18your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:20she bought it
01:11:21with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23and her dealer
01:11:25look no further than your mvp
01:11:27brett harrison
01:11:33that's that's not true
01:11:34you know what i don't care
01:11:36rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:38okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:41just ask them yourself
01:11:43oh really
01:11:44let's ask the squad then
01:11:48brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:51he said he had good stuff
01:11:54but only if we helped alison become captain
01:11:57you know that's bullshit
01:11:59i have proof
01:12:03i know real doctors
01:12:04i've got pills
01:12:06ali
01:12:07no more being blackmailed
01:12:09let alison take the captain position
01:12:13this is insane okay
01:12:15i've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:18oh sweetie
01:12:18it's all coming out now
01:12:19i saw her taking pills
01:12:21for practice
01:12:22we trusted you
01:12:23cheater
01:12:27hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:28messes with me
01:12:29open your eyes brett
01:12:31she's using you
01:12:33for the clout
01:12:34for the status
01:12:35who was she before you slept with her
01:12:37nobody
01:12:38a total bottom feeder
01:12:39you know what you're so full of shit
01:12:41it's unbelievable
01:12:42how'd you get that video huh
01:12:43and what'd you do to it
01:12:44you have nothing to fear
01:12:45if you have nothing to hide
01:12:46boom
01:12:48listen just please listen to me
01:12:50hey everybody just shut up
01:12:52this is my sister okay
01:12:53she would never do something like this
01:12:56and here come the pretzels
01:12:58all right that's enough
01:12:59that's enough
01:13:01now in light of these significant allegations
01:13:04as well as the evidence that has been presented
01:13:06i have no choice
01:13:09allison scott
01:13:10you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader
01:13:13furthermore you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:18justice for the real athletes
01:13:20hold on
01:13:21hold it
01:13:22if you would please
01:13:23look to the jumbotron
01:13:26i know some real doctors
01:13:27that can help you guys
01:13:28get healthy
01:13:28with the right way
01:13:29no more pills
01:13:30no more prigion
01:13:31no more blackmail
01:13:32you'd really help us
01:13:33absolutely
01:13:34listen you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rida's
01:13:36take your spouse ever again
01:13:37so what's the catch
01:13:39we're gonna make Rida take some of her own medicine
01:13:42this video
01:13:43this is the real conversation
01:13:45not the edited one
01:13:46that Rida just played
01:13:48not for the drugs
01:13:50these are the drugs that i gave the girls
01:13:52they're vitamins
01:13:53you can get these at any pharmacy in the world
01:13:56you want to check these out principal
01:14:00he's right
01:14:02these are common supplements
01:14:03everybody
01:14:04Rida is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:09she's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:11and she's been shaming them
01:14:13degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:14now everybody is different
01:14:16but all bodies are beautiful
01:14:18Rida sabotaged Allison for one reason
01:14:20one reason only
01:14:21because she was a threat
01:14:22she threatened the total control
01:14:23that Rida had over the entire squad
01:14:25and it's horrible
01:14:26because Allison
01:14:28she's a beautiful person
01:14:29and she would never do anything like this
01:14:31and she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:35that's not true
01:14:36he's lying
01:14:38she's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:40lock her up
01:14:41lock her up
01:14:43lock her up
01:14:44lock her up
01:14:45you fucking bitch
01:14:46you ruined my life
01:14:48you ruined it yourself
01:15:00look at you
01:15:02playing the victim
01:15:03you've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:05for weeks
01:15:06just when I give you a chance
01:15:08you run crying to Harrison
01:15:10nothing but a little
01:15:12shut up dude
01:15:12shut up
01:15:13what are you going to do about it Harrison
01:15:15I don't have to do anything
01:15:16you're going to get exactly what you deserve
01:15:18right now
01:15:19Mr. Williams
01:15:23apparently we've had a number of allegations
01:15:26of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28from various female students
01:15:29as of now you are officially suspended
01:15:31from all school activities
01:15:33what?
01:15:34no
01:15:34my father
01:15:35your father may have his name on the library
01:15:37but I assure you
01:15:38his money will not buy you immunity
01:15:41you can take him away
01:15:42party's over
01:15:43let go
01:15:44no
01:15:44I'll throw you off
01:15:45this isn't over
01:15:48and as for you
01:15:50Ms. Scott
01:15:51on behalf of the entire administration
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57for everything that you've had to endure
01:15:59and as of now
01:16:00you can consider yourself
01:16:01officially reinstated as captain
01:16:05you can consider yourself
01:16:06officially reinstated as captain
01:16:09thank you principal
01:16:11alright everyone
01:16:12sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:14I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:16but
01:16:16we have a game to get back to
01:16:18so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:22let's win
01:16:34fuck yes
01:16:36Dayton University wins it all
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01:17:03kiss
01:17:06Hey, Allison.
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:37I love you too, quarterback.
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