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¡No es una mendiga, es una diosa sanadora! Episódio Completo [ Nuevos drama 2026 ]
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00:00:00The goddess of healing.
00:00:03She is eccentric and elusive and no one has ever seen her before.
00:00:08Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:00:13Oh, kind stranger, let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:00:17I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:00:20My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved his country from a terrorist attack.
00:00:24If he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:00:28It's a deal.
00:00:30I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:00:31How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:00:35I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:00:38That's right. The Queen Angel and I are already the top doctors in the world.
00:00:43If we can't save him, no one can.
00:00:46Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:00:50Now stop getting in my way.
00:00:53Every second counts.
00:00:58Dealer goddess, hear my plea.
00:01:02Please save my time.
00:01:20Rod of a sepia.
00:01:38Rejuvening.
00:01:48Rejuvening.
00:01:49She is the healer goddess!
00:01:52No, please.
00:01:53Don't call me that.
00:01:55I'm just glad I could help.
00:02:01Here you go, miss.
00:02:06Why be weighed down by a throne
00:02:07when I can live amongst the common people
00:02:09and help those the most in need?
00:02:22You must be rushing off to go find your jewels,
00:02:25because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run!
00:02:31Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:02:35I'll fix you right up.
00:02:41Right rewrites the wrong.
00:02:45Rejuvenate.
00:02:50See?
00:02:51Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:02:56Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:03:13Please.
00:03:14My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:03:17We have no idea what the illness is.
00:03:19If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:03:22Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:03:24His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:03:28He's so hot!
00:03:30Does he come with the money?
00:03:32Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:03:34Money. Fame. Power.
00:03:36It's all yours.
00:03:42Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:03:44Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:03:48Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:03:52Grandma!
00:03:52I'm dying!
00:03:54Save me, Trixie!
00:03:56Grandma?
00:03:58Grandma.
00:03:59When are you getting married?
00:04:00I'm already a hundred years old.
00:04:03I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:04:05And Butch is still on deployment.
00:04:07So, that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:04:11Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:04:19We're talking about my brother's life.
00:04:20I don't have time for jokes.
00:04:23No!
00:04:32Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:04:35Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:04:40Grant me a wish?
00:04:41That you can barely feed yourself.
00:04:43The downfall of humanity.
00:04:44It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:04:47What?
00:04:48Oh, jeez. This has given me a migraine.
00:04:51Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:04:54I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:57Okay.
00:04:59I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:05:02Can you do that?
00:05:03I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:05:07Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:05:10Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:05:14Hold still.
00:05:22My migraine's gone.
00:05:24Okay.
00:05:24Then let's go.
00:05:25If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:05:28Come on.
00:05:29Come on.
00:05:29Oh!
00:05:43How is he?
00:05:44What is the diagnosis?
00:05:46Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:05:48I'm sorry.
00:05:49I don't know what this is.
00:05:51Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:05:52You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:05:54Don't worry, General.
00:05:56I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:06:00I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:06:21I have no clue what this is.
00:06:25Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:06:31That's why we saved the best for last.
00:06:33Me, the witch doctor.
00:06:35I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:06:47He's not budging.
00:06:48There's no movement.
00:06:49Truly.
00:06:50I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:56Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:59They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:07:02If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:07:08Who?
00:07:11The goddess of healing.
00:07:15Wait a second.
00:07:16You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:07:19That's correct.
00:07:20Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leads the forest.
00:07:25That's her motto.
00:07:26It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:07:29We are nothing compared to her.
00:07:31She is eccentric and elusive.
00:07:35No one has ever seen her before.
00:07:37If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:07:41I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:07:43I will find her.
00:07:45James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:07:50Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:07:54There's no need.
00:08:09I'll save your son.
00:08:12Who the hell is she?
00:08:13Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:08:15She's gonna save your brother?
00:08:17Don't be ridiculous.
00:08:18How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:08:22Exactly.
00:08:23God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:08:26She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:08:33I bet it has flea.
00:08:35That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:08:39Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:08:46Don't touch him.
00:08:49They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:08:51But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:08:54So step aside.
00:08:56I'll take it from here.
00:08:58Could you hold this?
00:08:59Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:09:00You're not gonna touch my son.
00:09:02I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:09:07I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:09:09I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:09:15Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some.
00:09:19A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:09:25Ew!
00:09:27Disgusting.
00:09:28Go back to being a prostitute.
00:09:30Security!
00:09:31Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:09:34Let's go.
00:09:35If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:09:41Sir, we are at our wits' end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:09:47Maybe we should give her a try?
00:09:49You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:09:53All right.
00:09:53I'll give you a shot.
00:09:55But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:10:02Is that any way to ask for help?
00:10:04You'd be blessed to have me.
00:10:06And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:10:10But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:10:14Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:10:17No, Miss Trixie.
00:10:19My brother is a hero to me.
00:10:20I can't lose him.
00:10:23Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:10:29My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:10:33Also, he's great with puppies.
00:10:35He'd make a great husband.
00:10:38Who says I want to marry him?
00:10:40As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum
00:10:46that, like you, only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:10:50I mean, look at her.
00:10:51Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:56Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:11:00Continue wasting your time.
00:11:02But I'm saving this patient.
00:11:14Oh!
00:11:15Okay!
00:11:17What's happening?
00:11:19What are we doing?
00:11:33I knew she was a perv!
00:11:35She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:11:38Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:11:41Are you insane?
00:11:42Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:11:46He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has
00:11:51is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:54Yeah, right!
00:11:55I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:58Oh, okay.
00:11:58I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:12:01I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:12:05And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?
00:12:12What?
00:12:19Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:12:22What?
00:12:23What?
00:12:24So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, THE rod of a ceclius?
00:12:30Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be
00:12:34this delusional?
00:12:35I agree.
00:12:36I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of us doctors who
00:12:41have studied for years?
00:12:42We are all certified.
00:12:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:12:48She's right about everything.
00:12:52Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be
00:12:56right.
00:12:57And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:13:00Endogenic cryomorphine.
00:13:02Oh.
00:13:02And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:13:04Because I just discovered it.
00:13:07This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:13:11The chances are a billion to one.
00:13:13A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:13:15But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:13:20What a bunch of baloney.
00:13:22I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:13:26Precisely.
00:13:27You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:13:30You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:13:35I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:13:39Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:13:42And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:13:46which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:13:50Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:13:52Oh, yeah.
00:13:54If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:58I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:14:01Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:14:05What is that supposed to mean?
00:14:06It means you're being schooled by me.
00:14:08And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:14:12Then let's have a bet.
00:14:14If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:14:20And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:14:26These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:14:30You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:14:34Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:14:37There's too many lives at stake.
00:14:41Don't worry. I got this.
00:14:45It's a deal.
00:14:47I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:14:49No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:57Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:15:04Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:15:08Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:15:20I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:15:23I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:15:26I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:15:31Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:15:34Wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:15:35Don't listen to her.
00:15:38She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:15:43Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:15:46Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:54What? Did you just call me?
00:15:58There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:16:03Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:16:07Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:16:13Oh, yeah?
00:16:14Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:16:16Well, put down the dog!
00:16:18With pleasure.
00:16:34Left, leave the wrong breath.
00:16:40You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:16:45She's poisoned!
00:16:48It was her!
00:16:49Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:52Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:58This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:17:01Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:17:03Of course.
00:17:05I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:17:08If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:17:28Why is she spitting blood?
00:17:29This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:17:31I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:17:35This is what I call malpractice.
00:17:40This isn't fatal.
00:17:41She'll live.
00:17:42But she deserves a little punishment.
00:17:44Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:17:46Jacuzzi is ready?
00:17:47Right this way.
00:17:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:17:50What the hell is going on?
00:17:52You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:56Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:57Every second counts.
00:18:00Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:18:05General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:18:11Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:18:15Hold on.
00:18:16You two are going in there alone?
00:18:19If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:18:25All right.
00:18:26But I warn you, no fun business.
00:19:09Everybody hates you taking care of yourself?
00:19:11I'm too serious withello and I'm sitting here in the campus.
00:19:16I'm a guy back.
00:19:16Everyone's just here.
00:19:17Here....
00:19:19Where someone live on the beach.
00:19:22I'm all too sleepy.
00:19:25What we are looking for?
00:19:30you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:19:34armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:19:42that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:19:46stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:53that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
00:20:03shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:20:09background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:20:14you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:20:29i told you all to stay out
00:20:36this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:20:45i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:51i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:57you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:21:04i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:21:12steal the
00:21:12hearts of young handsome men and she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes
00:21:18my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:21:25you regain consciousness
00:21:37help me i'm just one
00:21:43something is wrong
00:21:47you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:21:49lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:54that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:22:04sir
00:22:04the swat team is here
00:22:07captain morales
00:22:09my son is trapped behind there
00:22:11with a devious man-eating witch
00:22:14i need you to do whatever you can
00:22:16to tear down that door
00:22:18rest assured general armstrong
00:22:19we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:22:36who the fuck are you and why the hell are you bitch
00:22:41good you're awake i'm saving you
00:22:45saving me by bathing with me
00:22:48who are you a fucking spy
00:22:51talk i swear to god
00:22:52i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:55you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper
00:23:00i will never
00:23:01oh really
00:23:15look who's guilty now
00:23:19look i don't know what this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is attracted to
00:23:26a naked woman and her breasts
00:23:29science okay it just means that my body
00:23:31oh shut up
00:23:32excuse me
00:23:35you're distracted me with your flight
00:23:37and i'm a professional
00:23:39i hear lysander's voice
00:23:41captain do something now
00:23:42ready
00:23:49we're almost there
00:23:51aim
00:23:53get them boys
00:23:54get them
00:23:56fire
00:24:00fire
00:24:00fire
00:24:01fire
00:24:01fire
00:24:01fire
00:24:15those davis seals
00:24:16how is this possible
00:24:19it's not even a scratch
00:24:20i told you this is dark magic
00:24:22of course your earthy bullets won't do a thing
00:24:25no
00:24:26I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:24:29She's not the Dark Witch.
00:24:30Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:24:34This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:24:38How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:24:40That's right.
00:24:41The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:24:45If we can't save him, no one can.
00:24:48Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:50Think about it.
00:24:50We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:52He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:54Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:55You're right.
00:24:56This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:25:01Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:25:04No, no.
00:25:06Absolutely not.
00:25:07There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:25:10How could you know for sure?
00:25:12Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:25:15You're wrong, sir.
00:25:16This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:25:21It's called borderline revival.
00:25:23She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:25:28It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:25:32That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:25:36I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:25:41My son doesn't deserve this.
00:25:43He is dying right now, naked, in a jacuzzi, with a smelly vagrant.
00:25:48Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:50The witch doctor.
00:25:51Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:56My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:58You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:26:02I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:26:08from me.
00:26:10This is it.
00:26:12The finishing touch.
00:26:14I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:26:16So we can both survive.
00:26:37It's poison gas.
00:26:38The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:26:44Poison gas?
00:26:45My son is in there.
00:26:47You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:48No, don't worry, General.
00:26:50Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:53Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:56Then we can reverse the poison on your son, and then he can marry one of us.
00:27:01They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:27:07I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:27:10Now or never.
00:27:23What the hell are they doing in there?
00:27:25It's been over ten minutes.
00:27:27Wait a second.
00:27:28You don't think that they're...
00:27:31You!
00:27:31You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:27:34Don't point your fingers at me!
00:27:35Miss Trixie, if your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:27:39Oh my god.
00:27:40Yeah!
00:27:40She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:27:43I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:27:46Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:27:51This is taking way too long!
00:27:53Captain Morales, time to get out the big guns.
00:27:57These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:28:01Bazooka?
00:28:02She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:28:04Crap.
00:28:05Oh my god.
00:28:06Get back, sucker.
00:28:08Ready.
00:28:10Aim!
00:28:10Oh shit!
00:28:15Quit your whining and stand down!
00:28:29The parasite's been extracted!
00:28:31Shoot her dead now!
00:28:32Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:28:35I said stand down!
00:28:38Don't listen to her.
00:28:39She's a fraud.
00:28:40A termite to the field of medicine.
00:28:42I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:28:46If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:51Wait a second.
00:28:52Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:54He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:55You can see for yourself.
00:28:57Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:29:00That is it!
00:29:01No more stalling, General!
00:29:03If you won't punish her, I will.
00:29:09Don't hurt her.
00:29:14He's a cure!
00:29:21His pulse is regular.
00:29:22In fact, it's never been better.
00:29:27There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:29:38Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:29:40Lysander's warm again.
00:29:41He's not cold and pale like before.
00:29:44And his heart is strong.
00:29:45Come, feel it!
00:29:48I saved my son.
00:29:51Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:54Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:59I've learned my lesson.
00:30:00I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:30:05Wait!
00:30:06Wait!
00:30:06No, no!
00:30:07There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:30:12Queen, Angel, and I.
00:30:13I mean, it's the goddess healer.
00:30:20Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:30:23But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:30:29a day after 20.
00:30:30It doesn't matter who I am.
00:30:32What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:30:35Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:30:39Take care.
00:30:40No, wait!
00:30:41Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:30:44He's right.
00:30:45We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as
00:30:50a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:52Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:56Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:31:00I am already engaged.
00:31:05Already engaged?
00:31:07I am.
00:31:07I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's
00:31:12coming back today.
00:31:13But don't be disappointed.
00:31:15Really, I'm no one special.
00:31:18I just got lucky with your brother.
00:31:20Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:31:23But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:31:25Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:31:27Take the gold.
00:31:28No, really.
00:31:30I don't need anything.
00:31:32I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:31:37Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:31:40He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:31:45I must go.
00:31:52Hobo close.
00:31:54Halo glow.
00:31:55I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:58It was just dumb luck.
00:32:00She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:32:03She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful
00:32:08bachelor around.
00:32:12I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:32:18Oh my god.
00:32:20I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:32:25No, no, no, no, no, Lysander, Lysander, Lysander, our job is supposed to be mine.
00:32:32I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:32:36You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:32:39Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:32:43Wait, no.
00:32:44We're not for us.
00:32:45No, she's just better than us.
00:32:52We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:55She's no average Jane.
00:32:56No, she isn't.
00:32:57She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:59But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:33:04had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:33:06But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:33:07No normal person could have done that.
00:33:10Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:33:13I have never met a woman like that.
00:33:14I have to find her.
00:33:15I have to make her my life.
00:33:17She won my heart over, too.
00:33:19But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:33:22All right, listen.
00:33:24I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:33:31I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things, out of my house now.
00:33:39Trixie paid for this house.
00:33:41She waited for you for three years.
00:33:44She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:46And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now, one with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:50So get lost.
00:33:53Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:34:01Grandma.
00:34:03Beatrice, Trixie, Amori.
00:34:06I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:34:09I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:34:13In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:34:16So sign over the house now.
00:34:19Now.
00:34:23You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:34:26And I did.
00:34:27For three years while you were deployed.
00:34:30Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:34:32And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:34:35Do you have no shame?
00:34:37We were together for three years and, uh, it was a complete waste of my life when I could
00:34:41have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:49That's how much she would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:54I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:35:02Oh, yeah?
00:35:04Well, Marissa is so much better than you.
00:35:08She grew up even poorer than you.
00:35:11And now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:35:16Dude.
00:35:18Oh.
00:35:19And you?
00:35:21There's still nothing.
00:35:22So you think she's an upgrade?
00:35:25Of course she's an upgrade.
00:35:27Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:35:30Oops.
00:35:32Yeah.
00:35:33That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:35:42You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:44I certainly did.
00:35:45In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have
00:35:51everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:54What?
00:35:58Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:59That break-up must have hit her hard.
00:36:02You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:36:06My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:36:12How dare you insult her?
00:36:16Okay, Grandma.
00:36:17Let's not stoop to that level.
00:36:20Poor Edna.
00:36:21She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:36:24What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:36:26Show her, Bob.
00:36:32This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:36:35She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:36:37She was begging on the streets for money.
00:36:40I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:36:44Even if you got no game,
00:36:45I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:36:47You dig?
00:36:48The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:51And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:54Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:59I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:37:02I want to see how regular, everyday people live
00:37:04so that I can help them.
00:37:07Of course, those without substance underneath
00:37:09would never understand that.
00:37:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:37:13It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:37:15is actually a downgrade.
00:37:21Enough bullshitting already.
00:37:22Just sign the damn papers
00:37:23and we can each get on with our lives.
00:37:38At your wedding, I will.
00:37:40What?
00:37:41If you won't do good by me of breaking things off
00:37:44before two-timing you with my best friend,
00:37:46why should I do good by you?
00:37:48I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:51as a charity to you.
00:37:54Fucking bitch!
00:37:55You better keep your word.
00:37:57Oh, that's rich.
00:37:58After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:38:02Do remember that.
00:38:10Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:38:13They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:38:17Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:38:20I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:38:24Trillions?
00:38:26That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:38:31Because of the healing hands I inherited from Assepolis,
00:38:34the god of healing.
00:38:36I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:38:39That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:38:42and become the goddess healer.
00:38:44It makes me angrier hearing her name,
00:38:47knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:49But please, Trixie dear,
00:38:51I know it was to broken your heart,
00:38:53but embellishing your worth and who you are,
00:38:57it will only delay the healing process.
00:39:00You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:39:02After we lost Mom and Dad
00:39:04because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:39:07I vowed that I would do everything I can
00:39:10to serve those in need.
00:39:12That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:39:14and I'm giving it back to Charity.
00:39:16You've always had an angel's heart.
00:39:18I'm certain you will meet someone
00:39:20who will treat you right,
00:39:22who actually deserves you.
00:39:24You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:39:27Oh, yeah.
00:39:33You said Trixie's crushing everybody.
00:39:35She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:39:38She's probably trying to extort you
00:39:40now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:39:42Why not when nobody steps on Snake.
00:39:45Snake bites that heart.
00:39:47So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:49Mia, you mean...
00:39:53we broadcast that video of me?
00:39:58Yes.
00:39:59Her cave will mistake the 19th century tin can.
00:40:02She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:40:04and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:40:06against my presidential glow-up.
00:40:09Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:40:17There he is.
00:40:20Welcome home, brother.
00:40:22Welcome home, General!
00:40:26Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie,
00:40:29this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:40:31He served with her regiment in the Marine.
00:40:33You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:40:36Well, she's been providing for him
00:40:37and his entire family
00:40:38while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:40:40So she waited for him for years
00:40:42and then he betrayed her?
00:40:43Fucking coward.
00:40:44According to intel,
00:40:45she's planning to bring it down on them
00:40:46at their wedding.
00:40:47Then we should join her.
00:40:50Men, I'm only alive today
00:40:51because of that virtuous woman
00:40:53and her incredible power
00:40:54that saved my life.
00:40:55So she needs our support.
00:40:57Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:58Yes, sir!
00:40:59We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:41:02Then let's roll.
00:41:18Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:41:20Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:41:22Not only are we getting married,
00:41:24but in just one hour,
00:41:25my company will be receiving
00:41:26the presidential contract
00:41:27allowing my biomedical company to go public.
00:41:34Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:41:37Wakeham.
00:41:38Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:41:40Oh, and please, don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:41:43You are the secretary
00:41:44of the entire U.S. Health Department,
00:41:46but this is a par-tay, after all.
00:41:48I see some of the most important people
00:41:51in the nation have also arrived
00:41:52to celebrate you.
00:41:55The U.S. president will also be arriving soon
00:41:58to give you the contract herself.
00:42:01It's an honor.
00:42:02And that's why Sasa is the best wife
00:42:04a man could ever dream of.
00:42:07We will make sure the crowd
00:42:08is entertained tonight.
00:42:10Let the wedding begin!
00:42:13Not so fast.
00:42:15The party doesn't start
00:42:16until I say it does.
00:42:38You two really are a match made in hell.
00:42:42So I've come to save your guests
00:42:43from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:45I don't recognize her
00:42:46from any of our elite circles.
00:42:48Who is she?
00:42:48Um, this is our entertainment
00:42:50for tonight, sir.
00:42:52Just watch.
00:42:55Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:57This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:58You lost.
00:42:59I bet she's here
00:43:00to bum a meal off us.
00:43:01You know, being his poor.
00:43:05Me?
00:43:05Bum a meal?
00:43:07Have you forgotten that it was I
00:43:08who bankrolled you two
00:43:09for the last three years?
00:43:10And what evidence do you have of that?
00:43:13Look at me,
00:43:13then go look at yourself
00:43:14in the mirror.
00:43:15I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:43:17Even the first woman president
00:43:19will be here any second
00:43:20now to congratulate me.
00:43:21And you're nothing
00:43:22but a washed up sewer rat.
00:43:24Sasa, she's like,
00:43:26so obsessed.
00:43:27See, everyone?
00:43:30Butch already cut ties with his ex,
00:43:32but she's so shameless
00:43:34and desperate
00:43:35that she'd still show up
00:43:36to my wedding
00:43:37to suck up to me.
00:43:38This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:43:41They beg for scraps
00:43:43from us,
00:43:44the rich and glorious.
00:43:46Projecting much, Marissa?
00:43:47You might feel all high
00:43:48and mighty now,
00:43:49but don't bite the hand
00:43:50that feeds you.
00:43:51Especially when I'm the one
00:43:53who's giving you the contract.
00:43:59You giving me the contract?
00:44:01You have no skills,
00:44:03no education,
00:44:04no connection,
00:44:05so how could you possibly
00:44:06have a pool
00:44:07to get the U.S. fucking president
00:44:09to give me
00:44:10a billion dollar contract?
00:44:12We both share
00:44:13humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:44:14And I saw potential in you.
00:44:16Even trusted you
00:44:17as my best friend.
00:44:18But I recognize now
00:44:20that greed has poisoned you.
00:44:22Don't be all sore now
00:44:23just because I stole your man.
00:44:25This is what us rich girls do.
00:44:28They steal from
00:44:29my spinsters for fun.
00:44:30Damn right.
00:44:32You were
00:44:32too embarrassing for me.
00:44:35Sasa tramples you any day.
00:44:37I can say that now
00:44:38that I'm marrying the rich.
00:44:40Bravo.
00:44:41Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:43Quick, somebody put that
00:44:44on a memoir.
00:44:45Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:44:46in front of everyone.
00:44:47She'll make her sup.
00:44:48Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:49She's the gold-dicking,
00:44:51blood-sucking leech.
00:44:52I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:54and you're already
00:44:54embarrassing yourself
00:44:55in front of everyone
00:44:56for me, Butch.
00:44:58You may look and sound
00:44:59like a man,
00:45:00but you're nothing
00:45:01but a pathetic coward.
00:45:03Okay, enough!
00:45:03You know what I always
00:45:04couldn't stand about you?
00:45:06Your moral posturing.
00:45:08But guess what?
00:45:09Morals are just lies
00:45:11to make you lame girls
00:45:12feel better about yourselves.
00:45:13That's why no man
00:45:14will choose you
00:45:15over Marissa Trixie.
00:45:16Because I've got
00:45:17the material goods.
00:45:19You're just all empty talk.
00:45:20I'm not here to request
00:45:21to be chosen
00:45:23because I'm the one
00:45:24who's doing the choosing.
00:45:26You see this?
00:45:34Oh my god.
00:45:40Is that the billion-dollar
00:45:41contract for Sasha?
00:45:45The one that's supposed
00:45:46to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:47No, absolutely not.
00:45:49I don't believe it.
00:45:51You all sound so scared already.
00:45:53Don't worry.
00:45:53This isn't that contract.
00:45:56It's the lease
00:45:57to the modest home
00:45:58you tried to swindle from me.
00:46:02See, everyone?
00:46:03She's just trying to bluff us.
00:46:05But you don't even have
00:46:05the guts to go all the way.
00:46:07Look at her following orders.
00:46:08I asked her to sign over
00:46:10the lease and here she is.
00:46:11Like a good little, uh,
00:46:13peasant slave.
00:46:14That house is worth
00:46:15all her life savings.
00:46:19You want to, uh,
00:46:21I don't know,
00:46:21beg for a little treat
00:46:22while you're at it?
00:46:33You must understand me.
00:46:35I'm here to take back
00:46:36everything I've ever given you.
00:46:38I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:47Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:48She thinks that just because
00:46:49she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:51she can pretend to be
00:46:52a deep pocket-invested baddie.
00:46:53You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:55to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:56It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:58Uh, I know what this is.
00:47:01You've gotten delusional.
00:47:02And you think you're Cinderella
00:47:04so you can just show up
00:47:05to a fancy party
00:47:06and some Prince Charming
00:47:07will scoop you
00:47:08into money forever?
00:47:09Well, that's not happening.
00:47:10Security!
00:47:11Lock the doors.
00:47:12This woman doesn't leave
00:47:13until we're through with her.
00:47:18This is where
00:47:19your dreams will die, bitch.
00:47:23We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:47:25She's being cornered
00:47:26by her ex and his mistress
00:47:27at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:47:28Butch Tanner.
00:47:29Well, he's gonna wish
00:47:30he died in battle
00:47:31after I'm done with him.
00:47:32Let's go.
00:47:33Let's go.
00:47:36You think a few toy guns
00:47:38scare me, Marissa?
00:47:39I've saved plenty of people
00:47:41for much worse.
00:47:42Including your head of command, Butch.
00:47:45General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:47You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:50He's been in a coma for years
00:47:52after he saved the nation
00:47:52from a terrorist attack.
00:47:54You're an unskilled,
00:47:56unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:58So how could you possibly
00:47:59have this magical ability
00:48:00to heal someone
00:48:02like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:48:04No one here is gonna believe you.
00:48:05Have you really cured
00:48:06the incurable general?
00:48:07Then Sasa
00:48:08is the fucking
00:48:09Virgin Mary.
00:48:10Andrea.
00:48:11You're just asking
00:48:12to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:48:14Show them, Butch.
00:48:17Oh my.
00:48:21See for yourselves, everyone.
00:48:23Trixie's just a
00:48:24freeloading beggar.
00:48:28She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:48:30because we're rich as fuck now.
00:48:33I'm a major in the Marines.
00:48:35Sasa, she has
00:48:36a billion dollar
00:48:37biomedical contract
00:48:39with the military.
00:48:41Approved by the first
00:48:42female president
00:48:43of the United States
00:48:44herself, bitch.
00:48:45How despicable.
00:48:46She's just trying to
00:48:48leech off you
00:48:48like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:50Get out of here.
00:48:51No one wants to marry you.
00:48:52No free meals for the poor.
00:48:54Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:57This is high society.
00:48:59So you're either born
00:49:00on a silver spoon
00:49:01or you're as accomplished
00:49:02as me to be here.
00:49:03Maybe if you do
00:49:04some serious dick-sucking here,
00:49:06maybe someone will drop
00:49:08a couple bucks
00:49:09in your tin can.
00:49:12I already have everything
00:49:13one can dream of.
00:49:14But I valued our friendship, Marissa,
00:49:16which is why I came here
00:49:17to give you a second chance
00:49:18to see if you'd apologize
00:49:20and admit to your backstabbing.
00:49:21But no, you stooped so low
00:49:25it disgusts me.
00:49:27Nothing is more disgusting
00:49:28than you standing
00:49:29on street corners
00:49:30like a bum.
00:49:31And who knows,
00:49:32if you've already started
00:49:33offering sexual services.
00:49:36Well then,
00:49:38why don't you get
00:49:39on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:40My brother will never
00:49:42take you back.
00:49:43No man will marry
00:49:44an embarrassment like you.
00:49:46But make me happy,
00:49:48and I might consider
00:49:49making you my
00:49:49personal prostitute.
00:50:01How dare you hit my brother!
00:50:03I'm never letting you
00:50:04leave here alive!
00:50:06I saw that.
00:50:07Or something.
00:50:08Don't worry, my dear.
00:50:10After I'm done with you,
00:50:11Trixie, not even
00:50:12the goddess of healing
00:50:13will be able to save you.
00:50:15Oh, is that so?
00:50:17Uh, security!
00:50:20Get down on your knees
00:50:22and give Bob
00:50:23one hell of a blowjob
00:50:24in front of everybody here
00:50:26or I'll pop
00:50:27so many holes in you
00:50:28the men here
00:50:29won't know
00:50:29which one to fuck!
00:50:30I don't need to be
00:50:31the goddess of anything
00:50:32to punish you.
00:50:33Any of the powerful leaders
00:50:34I've saved before
00:50:35could crush you
00:50:36before you even touch me.
00:50:38Dream on!
00:50:40You wish
00:50:41General Lysander
00:50:41scooped you off your feet,
00:50:43but you weren't
00:50:43good enough for me.
00:50:44You're definitely
00:50:45not good enough for him.
00:50:46Enough!
00:50:47You're souring my party,
00:50:49so you either
00:50:50get the fuck out
00:50:51or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:54On the count of three!
00:50:55I think I quite like it here.
00:50:57Two!
00:51:08Mmm!
00:51:09This wine is so delicious.
00:51:12One!
00:51:13Shoot!
00:51:15Nobody is laying a hand
00:51:18on my future wife.
00:51:25It's...
00:51:26It's...
00:51:27It's...
00:51:36Who the hell is this?
00:51:41I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:42Did they hurt you?
00:51:44No, I'm fine.
00:51:46But, um,
00:51:47when did I become
00:51:48your future wife?
00:51:50You saved me,
00:51:52Trixie, remember?
00:51:53I'm a man of my word.
00:51:55They're never gonna hurt you
00:51:56ever again.
00:51:57Really,
00:51:58it was nothing.
00:52:00I saved you
00:52:00because you're a good man,
00:52:02not because I want you
00:52:03to owe me any favors.
00:52:10I see what this is.
00:52:11You're the one
00:52:12who cheated on me,
00:52:13Trixie.
00:52:13Look at you guys
00:52:14all lovey-dove.
00:52:15Don't try to pin this on her.
00:52:17She waited for you
00:52:18for three years.
00:52:18This is the kind of woman
00:52:20of virtue
00:52:20that a man
00:52:20would die for.
00:52:22Is it virtue?
00:52:24Don't make me laugh.
00:52:26She's probably out there
00:52:27giving blowjobs
00:52:28for cash.
00:52:29No man
00:52:30with a hundred-foot pole
00:52:31would want to touch her.
00:52:33She should be happy
00:52:34Bob was willing
00:52:34to give her some.
00:52:39I see her in the Marines.
00:52:43I'm a major.
00:52:44You know,
00:52:44look, man,
00:52:45I know Trixie
00:52:46is like a,
00:52:47I don't know,
00:52:48like a seven
00:52:49now that she's
00:52:49all cleaned up,
00:52:50but don't waste
00:52:51your manhood
00:52:51on a whiny,
00:52:53worthless woman
00:52:54like that.
00:52:55Ow!
00:52:55Ow!
00:52:56Ow!
00:52:57Ah!
00:52:58Ah!
00:53:00A real man
00:53:01never talks
00:53:02about a woman
00:53:03that way.
00:53:04You're a coward.
00:53:14We don't need
00:53:15to fight fire
00:53:15with fire
00:53:16to deal
00:53:16with the likes
00:53:17of them.
00:53:19You're very gracious,
00:53:20Trixie,
00:53:20you know that?
00:53:23You're only getting
00:53:24off of it
00:53:24because she's so kind,
00:53:25so you're going
00:53:26to do me the favor
00:53:26of never coming
00:53:27near her again.
00:53:28You understand?
00:53:28You want to fuck
00:53:29with me,
00:53:30you little dipshit?
00:53:30I'm a fucking major.
00:53:32You're probably lowest rank
00:53:33of the military grunts.
00:53:35I'll,
00:53:35I'll destroy you.
00:53:37Do you really not know
00:53:38who this is,
00:53:38Butch?
00:53:39I thought you were
00:53:40in the Marines.
00:53:41What have you been
00:53:42doing this whole time
00:53:42if you don't know
00:53:43who this war hero is?
00:53:45He was just
00:53:46a supply boy.
00:53:49War hero?
00:53:51Is this all part
00:53:52of your plan,
00:53:53Trixie?
00:53:54Poor girl.
00:53:55Did you sell
00:53:56your house
00:53:56to hire this actor
00:53:57so you can feel
00:53:58better about yourself?
00:53:59A woman's worth
00:54:00is tied to the man
00:54:01she married.
00:54:02Trixie is worthless
00:54:03because that guy
00:54:04looks like a cowboy.
00:54:08A bum girl
00:54:09and a pimp.
00:54:10What a pair.
00:54:12Seems like
00:54:13they don't know
00:54:13who you are
00:54:14since you've been
00:54:14out of action
00:54:15for so long.
00:54:16Maybe we should
00:54:16try to pay
00:54:17some more.
00:54:18Don't you think?
00:54:20Bring in the
00:54:21wedding gift.
00:54:29What is all this?
00:54:30Trixie, listen.
00:54:31I know that you
00:54:31didn't ask for anything
00:54:33after you saved my life.
00:54:35But I know
00:54:36that we shared a moment.
00:54:40I'm not the kind of man
00:54:41to get close to a woman
00:54:42and then just disappear.
00:54:43It's not in my nature.
00:54:46unlike somebody else here.
00:54:48Listen, Trixie,
00:54:50I have never
00:54:51met a woman
00:54:54like you.
00:54:55So incredible
00:54:56and kind
00:54:57and beautiful.
00:54:58So I know
00:54:59that you're the one
00:55:01for me.
00:55:03This guy's either nuts
00:55:04or a really,
00:55:05really good actor.
00:55:08Oscar worthy.
00:55:09Oscar worthy.
00:55:10No.
00:55:11First gift.
00:55:17Trixie, I know
00:55:18that you just lost
00:55:19your home.
00:55:19So I'm gifting you
00:55:21with your own
00:55:22new mansion.
00:55:23Worth $500 million,
00:55:25previously owned
00:55:26by Jennifer Aniston.
00:55:29Second gift.
00:55:32This contains
00:55:33all the rights
00:55:34to my entire fortune,
00:55:37which is now yours.
00:55:38Entire fortune
00:55:39from a cowboy actor?
00:55:41Must be bad news.
00:55:42They already spent
00:55:43their entire life savings
00:55:44on this clown show.
00:55:45They've got nothing left.
00:55:46Lysander,
00:55:47I really don't care
00:55:48for any of you.
00:55:49No, look,
00:55:50I know.
00:55:51I know that you are
00:55:52the farthest thing
00:55:52from a material woman.
00:55:54Okay?
00:55:55Which is exactly why
00:55:56my third gift
00:55:57is, um,
00:56:00wealth.
00:56:15Cleo!
00:56:16Hey!
00:56:17Oh my God.
00:56:19You found my dog.
00:56:24Trixie,
00:56:25I'm just a man.
00:56:26But with you,
00:56:27it's so much more.
00:56:29Trixie Amore.
00:56:33Will you marry me?
00:56:36You know I can't say
00:56:38no to this doggo.
00:56:42Yes,
00:56:43I will marry you.
00:57:00Go, go, power couple.
00:57:02Woo!
00:57:03Ha ha.
00:57:04Okay, stop.
00:57:05The only power couple
00:57:06here is Butch and I.
00:57:09Let's remind everyone
00:57:10how worth it's Trixie is.
00:57:13No man
00:57:14in their right mind
00:57:16would marry
00:57:17that embarrassing
00:57:17sack of scraps.
00:57:18Hey.
00:57:19I don't care
00:57:20if she's homeless or not.
00:57:21But I'm making
00:57:22this woman my wife.
00:57:23Which means
00:57:24that she will be treated as
00:57:25and cherished as
00:57:27the most precious woman
00:57:28on Earth.
00:57:29Understand?
00:57:33You still don't realize
00:57:35that my brother
00:57:36is the most powerful
00:57:37man on Earth.
00:57:38This is General
00:57:39Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:48As if
00:57:49like the almighty
00:57:50General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:51would propose
00:57:52to a homeless prostitute
00:57:54like Trixie.
00:57:55Yes,
00:57:55the Armstrong family
00:57:56basically control
00:57:57the global stock market.
00:57:58Lysander Armstrong
00:57:59would sooner marry
00:58:00the Princess of England
00:58:01than someone
00:58:01from the lowest rank
00:58:03of society.
00:58:04I bet my life
00:58:05you're all just
00:58:06actors.
00:58:07Then you better
00:58:08enjoy your last breath.
00:58:09Come on, Lysander.
00:58:10What are we waiting for?
00:58:11Let's show them
00:58:11what we can do
00:58:11and get revenge
00:58:12for Trixie.
00:58:13What can a bunch
00:58:13of piss poor people
00:58:14do to us,
00:58:15the Elise?
00:58:16Insect us with
00:58:17your poor people
00:58:17bad luck?
00:58:19She wishes.
00:58:19She could blame
00:58:20her low status
00:58:21on bad luck.
00:58:22Truth is,
00:58:23she's just a useless,
00:58:24lazy bitchin' bum.
00:58:26She's utterly
00:58:28unmarriable.
00:58:30I can dispose of them
00:58:32in other means
00:58:33if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:34I'd handle them myself,
00:58:36but...
00:58:38I'll let you do
00:58:39all the heavy lifting.
00:58:41Go ahead,
00:58:41Lysander.
00:58:49Yes, hello,
00:58:49this is Lysander.
00:58:50Please
00:58:50bankrupt
00:58:51Marissa Wickham
00:58:52for me.
00:58:54Oh my gosh,
00:58:55I'm so scared!
00:58:57Anyone these days
00:58:58could call anyone
00:58:59and pretend
00:58:59to be on the phone.
00:59:06Uh, hello?
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:11What?
00:59:16I'm a fake rat!
00:59:26Are you sure
00:59:27that was the call,
00:59:28Sussman?
00:59:29That was a real call?
00:59:30People don't just
00:59:31suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:32like that.
00:59:32My company's dead!
00:59:33It evaporated!
00:59:35It's the thin air!
00:59:36I'm a fake rat!
00:59:38I'm a fake rat!
00:59:39I'm a fake rat!
00:59:39That's impossible!
00:59:41Who are you?
00:59:42What did she do?
00:59:44Secretary Cho,
00:59:45you said you're
00:59:46the Secretary of Health,
00:59:47right?
00:59:47And you yourself
00:59:48said that the Armstrong
00:59:49family owns
00:59:50the entire global
00:59:50stock market.
00:59:51Could that be
00:59:52how they bankrupted
00:59:53Miss Wickham?
00:59:55Then that means...
00:59:57You're
00:59:58really Lysander Armstrong,
01:00:00the richest
01:00:01and most powerful
01:00:03man in the country.
01:00:05Trixie's married
01:00:05the famed war hero,
01:00:08the man every girl
01:00:09wants and every man
01:00:10wants to be.
01:00:12Now you believe me?
01:00:13Those who do bad
01:00:14will always end up
01:00:15losing everything.
01:00:17There's got to be
01:00:18some trick to this.
01:00:19You guys are just
01:00:19bums trying to extort
01:00:21money from us.
01:00:22Sussman!
01:00:23Sussman!
01:00:25Sussman!
01:00:27Sussman!
01:00:30I know why
01:00:32you're all over Trixie.
01:00:33Because you've been
01:00:33in the military
01:00:34for so long,
01:00:35you don't know
01:00:35what a real woman
01:00:36can do for you.
01:00:38Let me take you
01:00:38to my wedding chamber
01:00:39and I'll show you
01:00:40a good time.
01:00:43Do you have your hands
01:00:44for me
01:00:45or I'll have them
01:00:46removed for you.
01:00:51I would never
01:00:52be interested in a woman
01:00:53who's as vile
01:00:54and cruel
01:00:55and wicked
01:00:55as you are.
01:00:57Guess the cheater
01:00:58gets cheated on
01:00:59eventually.
01:01:01Sussman was just
01:01:02trying to save
01:01:03the company.
01:01:04I don't blame her
01:01:05at all.
01:01:05Your double standards
01:01:06are incredible.
01:01:07Okay, you don't
01:01:08want me.
01:01:09Fine.
01:01:10But there's plenty
01:01:11of other efficiency.
01:01:12I can give you
01:01:13a room full of
01:01:14pageant winners.
01:01:1418 years old.
01:01:16Fresh for the taking.
01:01:24I did that
01:01:25so you wouldn't
01:01:25have to,
01:01:26Miss Trixie.
01:01:27Thank you, Devin.
01:01:29Marissa,
01:01:30not only
01:01:31have you
01:01:31backstabbed me,
01:01:33your best friend,
01:01:34by stealing
01:01:35my fiancé,
01:01:36but now you'd
01:01:37sell out other
01:01:37innocent girls
01:01:38just to get
01:01:39your company back?
01:01:40You're an insult
01:01:41to all good women
01:01:41out there.
01:01:42No, to all
01:01:43of humanity.
01:01:44So now,
01:01:44everything that I've
01:01:45ever given you to,
01:01:47I'm taking it
01:01:48all back.
01:01:51Wait,
01:01:51everyone,
01:01:52stop.
01:01:55They're impostors.
01:02:00I just got off
01:02:01the phone with the
01:02:01president and she
01:02:02said your contract
01:02:03is not getting
01:02:03canceled because it
01:02:05was assigned by the
01:02:05goddess healer
01:02:06herself.
01:02:07So we won't go
01:02:09bankrupt?
01:02:09The goddess healer?
01:02:10You mean the
01:02:11eccentric and highly
01:02:12lucid sage in the
01:02:13field of medicine
01:02:14approved of my
01:02:15biomedical products?
01:02:17Yes, that's the
01:02:18highest honor anyone
01:02:19can have in the field
01:02:20of health and medicine.
01:02:21The goddess healer's
01:02:22motto is the right
01:02:24rewrites the wrong,
01:02:25the left leaves the
01:02:26wrong, the left.
01:02:28That means she's
01:02:29rewarding me.
01:02:30The president would
01:02:31never let your
01:02:32company go bankrupt.
01:02:33In fact, she's on
01:02:35her way now.
01:02:37So you're telling me
01:02:38this dashingly
01:02:40handsome motherfucker
01:02:41over here isn't
01:02:42Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:44Who the fuck
01:02:44cares who he is?
01:02:45If the president
01:02:46and the goddess healer
01:02:47approves of my
01:02:48product, who cares
01:02:49about this washed up
01:02:50war hero?
01:02:50We can break his
01:02:51legs, break his
01:02:52arms, no one
01:02:53would even bat an
01:02:53eye.
01:02:54She even gave us
01:02:55explicit permission
01:02:56to call upon
01:02:56secret services.
01:02:58FBI!
01:02:59FBI!
01:03:01You're under arrest
01:03:02for fraudulent claims
01:03:03and identity theft.
01:03:06Gotcha.
01:03:10Guess I still get
01:03:12the last laugh,
01:03:12Trixie.
01:03:13No, don't arrest
01:03:14her!
01:03:15Trixie's a good
01:03:16person.
01:03:17Please, officer,
01:03:18don't arrest her!
01:03:19Grandma.
01:03:20Mr. Rogers,
01:03:21Mrs. Williams,
01:03:22what are you all
01:03:23doing here?
01:03:23The neighbors
01:03:24heard about the
01:03:24breakup between
01:03:25you and Butch.
01:03:26We were worried,
01:03:27so we came here
01:03:28to back you up.
01:03:30Listen, officer,
01:03:31I can attest that
01:03:32Trixie Amoria,
01:03:33it's a good neighbor.
01:03:34She's very kind-hearted
01:03:35and would never
01:03:36break the law.
01:03:37Yes, and one time
01:03:38when my daughter
01:03:39needed university
01:03:40tuition, Trixie gave
01:03:41her everything she had
01:03:43just to help her out.
01:03:44She also paid for my
01:03:45recent heart surgery
01:03:46as well.
01:03:47My fiancee really
01:03:49is an incredible
01:03:49woman.
01:03:50She's an angel
01:03:51descended from heaven.
01:03:57You must be the
01:03:58criminal pretending
01:03:59to be General
01:03:59Lysander Armstrong.
01:04:01My brother
01:04:02is not a criminal.
01:04:03He's a war hero
01:04:04who single-handedly
01:04:05saved this country
01:04:06from a terrorist attack.
01:04:07Without him,
01:04:08this whole country
01:04:08would have been
01:04:09bombed to ash.
01:04:10And that's why
01:04:11it's twice the crime
01:04:12is stealing his identity.
01:04:14General Lysander Armstrong
01:04:15only fell into a coma
01:04:16because of the fight
01:04:17with the terrorists.
01:04:18And we've received
01:04:19no word that he's
01:04:19woken up yet,
01:04:20so this must be
01:04:21an imposter.
01:04:23I can tell that
01:04:24this whole dilemma
01:04:24with my identity
01:04:25is causing you
01:04:26a lot of trouble.
01:04:27I promise I'll get it
01:04:28resolved and we can
01:04:29focus on taking down
01:04:30your scumbag ex.
01:04:33If you want to arrest
01:04:34me, fine.
01:04:36But don't fuck
01:04:36with my fiancee.
01:04:38You don't get to
01:04:38decide, punk.
01:04:39Let's go!
01:05:02Get him!
01:05:03If you can.
01:05:32You don't get to
01:05:55Is that enough pain?
01:05:56Or do you want more?
01:06:06Legend is written all over you, I thunder.
01:06:10Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:06:16Wow, your new fiancé?
01:06:18He's so manly.
01:06:20Much better than your last one.
01:06:22I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:06:25It's Butch's loss.
01:06:26Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:29She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:35Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:37I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right Sam?
01:06:40Drown out the poor!
01:06:41Drown out the poor!
01:06:43Drown out the poor!
01:06:44Drown out the poor!
01:06:46Drown out the poor!
01:06:47Drown out the poor!
01:06:48See Trixie?
01:06:49You've got no connection, no power.
01:06:52You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:55We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:58So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:07:03Let them eat cake!
01:07:14You can't shoot all of them.
01:07:16Grab what you can't, fam.
01:07:17Attack!
01:07:34You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:42What the fuck was that?
01:07:44I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:46I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:56Dammit!
01:07:57Dammit!
01:07:57Dammit!
01:07:59You forgot I had a gun too?
01:08:02That'll teach you from messing with the wig hams.
01:08:04Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:08:06We're quartered.
01:08:07I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:08:10Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:08:13I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:08:15They will be punished.
01:08:20Now hold still for me.
01:08:23Right.
01:08:24Rewrites the world.
01:08:36Holy fuck!
01:08:37Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:39By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:41Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:45I'm all better now.
01:08:47Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:08:49See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:52No.
01:08:53Please.
01:08:53I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:55Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:57Sure.
01:08:59You hear that?
01:09:00She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:09:03She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:09:05While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:09:10Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:09:15I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:09:17And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:09:20God?
01:09:21Wrong.
01:09:23But you're close.
01:09:25Bullshit!
01:09:26I'm gonna show you how the elite can trailborn you little lives.
01:09:30You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:33Then let's see you try.
01:09:34Charge!
01:09:34Charge!
01:09:43The hell is this?
01:09:45This is the line between life and death.
01:09:49Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:52I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:57You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:59What if it's a trap?
01:10:00That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:10:02We ain't afraid of her.
01:10:03She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:10:06Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:10:09I will!
01:10:13Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:10:22I'm fine.
01:10:23Nothing happened.
01:10:25You'll see soon enough.
01:10:26Oh, please.
01:10:27I really wanna die.
01:10:29And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:31I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:34Whoops!
01:10:34Just crossed it again.
01:10:36Whoops!
01:10:37And again.
01:10:38Nothing happened to-
01:10:40Bob!
01:10:41Bob!
01:10:43Bob!
01:10:46Bob!
01:10:50No!
01:10:51No, Bob!
01:10:52Hey.
01:10:53What did you do to my brother?
01:10:55I didn't do anything.
01:10:56Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:59I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:11:01If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:11:05Come on.
01:11:06Major.
01:11:07Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:11:09How was he able to cross the line?
01:11:11See, this must be an illusion!
01:11:16Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:11:18Will somebody take my brother to the hospital?
01:11:20Please!
01:11:28You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:29You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:31Oh, please.
01:11:32You hurt us first.
01:11:34At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:37But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:41Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:45You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:49You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:54When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:59Don't touch my wife.
01:12:03And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:12:08You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:12:13it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:12:15That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:12:18Oh, really?
01:12:19Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:12:23You've got nothing on me.
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:35Goddess!
01:12:36Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:39Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:44Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:49Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:53God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:56I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:59You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:13:01A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:13:04Miss Wickham is correct.
01:13:06I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:13:08Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:13:12You hear that, everyone?
01:13:13There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:13:19She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:13:23so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:25No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:28Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:13:33Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:38Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:47and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:52Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:56I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:59You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:14:05Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:14:09It ain't working. You can't just fake the...
01:14:14Yeah, but Goddess Healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:14:19Trixie, you're an angel, but the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:25And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:32No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me.
01:14:38Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:41No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:14:45We'll riot against you now.
01:14:47Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her
01:14:55apart!
01:14:55The Vice President arrives!
01:15:11Who dares cause ruckus in here?
01:15:17You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:20Wait, what? He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:24No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:28Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:29This actor Trixie Hires pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:35But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:39Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:41What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:48And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:50The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:54And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:58He is the General.
01:16:01Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:16:03Did you hear that?
01:16:04Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:16:08So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:16:11We got the VP and the President.
01:16:14On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:16:18I told you.
01:16:20Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:16:22This is treason.
01:16:23Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:31Hurry!
01:16:32The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:35You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:38My brother is a war hero.
01:16:40He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attacks.
01:16:42He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:44If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:45Enough!
01:16:46You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:50Not just your brother.
01:16:52Yeah.
01:16:54It's okay.
01:16:55Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:58I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:17:03And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:06I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:17:11I truly saved a good man.
01:17:18I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:17:22And what can you do about it?
01:17:23Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:26My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:31Let's try it out on them.
01:17:34Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:35There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:37Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:40Despicable!
01:17:40What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:46Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:50Did you hear that, boy?
01:17:55Oh!
01:17:56Oh!
01:18:04Shoot!
01:18:05Wait, that's the President.
01:18:18Help!
01:18:19Idiot!
01:18:23Oh, my gosh!
01:18:28I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:31That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:35What is this?
01:18:37Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, madame, for your military.
01:18:41This is a war crime.
01:18:42These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:45You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:46I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:48I have the presidential contract.
01:18:49With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:51And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:56What are you doing?
01:18:57Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:19:00That is easy.
01:19:02There's no need.
01:19:04I'll save everyone.
01:19:18It's raining gold!
01:19:21What's happening?
01:19:23Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:24It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:28She, she, she is.
01:19:31She is a criminal.
01:19:33Don't worry, madame president.
01:19:34We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:36I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:37Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:41What are you talking about?
01:19:42The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:55This contract?
01:19:57Yes!
01:19:58Yes!
01:19:58Thank you, first gentleman.
01:20:17My contract, you bitch!
01:20:19And that's not all.
01:20:32This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:35There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:38Don't you realize?
01:20:40Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:43You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:46Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:49And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:51So prepare yourself.
01:20:52Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:56What are you going to do?
01:20:57The president is here.
01:20:59And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:21:04So pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:21:07Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:21:10So what's your final decision?
01:21:14I'll...
01:21:15She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:22I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:28Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:31You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:34You wish, you idiot!
01:21:38I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly,
01:21:41on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:43I don't understand.
01:21:45I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:47for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:50And do you know the goddess healer
01:21:53saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:56You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:22:00The one and only...
01:22:01And it's...
01:22:01The one and only...
01:22:02And it's...
01:22:07Her...
01:22:07Oh!
01:22:14What?
01:22:17What?
01:22:22Welcome, goddess!
01:22:35You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:37How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:40Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:44I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:47Help those in need.
01:22:49And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:53No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:58And she took it away just like that.
01:23:02That was her golden ticket.
01:23:03You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:23:06But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:23:10No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:23:16It doesn't matter who she is.
01:23:18Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:20She's an amazing person.
01:23:21And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:25She's going to be my wife.
01:23:27Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:35I love you.
01:23:48All her gold.
01:23:50All her clothes.
01:23:52All that could have been mine.
01:23:54This is all you've faltered.
01:23:55This is all you've seduced me.
01:23:59You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:24:02Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:24:06I want to be rich again.
01:24:08I'll be your slave.
01:24:10Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:24:12You've had your chance to apologize.
01:24:14But it's too late now.
01:24:16All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:20You two should be locked up.
01:24:22And she shall.
01:24:24For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction.
01:24:27Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:29It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:31I never loved you.
01:24:33It's your fault.
01:24:34I was only with you for your money.
01:24:36I didn't care.
01:24:36You were rich.
01:24:38You all sent itself out.
01:24:40Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:42We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:46My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:49I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:51That is why I saved you.
01:24:53With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:25:00Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:25:05Let's party!
01:25:07Wait, we just got married.
01:25:09Right now.
01:25:10Yes.
01:25:11Well.
01:25:12Woo!
01:25:15Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:20I do.
01:25:21I do.
01:25:22You may kiss the bride.
01:25:40You may kiss the bride.
01:25:40You may kiss the bride.
01:25:40You may kiss the bride.
01:25:41You may kiss the bride.
01:25:41You may kiss the bride.
01:25:41You may kiss the bride.
01:25:42You may kiss the bride.
01:25:43You may kiss the bride.
01:25:43You may kiss the bride.
01:25:43You may kiss the bride.
01:25:44You may kiss the bride.
01:25:44You may kiss the bride.
01:25:45You may kiss the bride.
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