00:00They don't move until I tell them they can.
00:02And I haven't yet.
00:04Sis, don't joke about this.
00:07These are politicians.
00:09They're industry titans.
00:10They're not going to take cues from you.
00:13Ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
00:15Please come inside.
00:16Why didn't you inform us you'd invited someone of such high esteem?
00:19We'd known your most distinguished guest was coming.
00:21We'd have shown up much earlier.
00:23Distinguished guest?
00:25Oh, right.
00:26It must be Mr. Cohen.
00:28Don't worry, sir.
00:28You are right on time.
00:30Come, come.
00:31Let's head inside.
00:33This is what real clout looks like, Grace.
00:36By the way, how long are you planning to loiter with that eyesore of a sister of yours?
00:40Who are you calling an eyesore?
00:42Her.
00:43The stinky janitor absolutely reeks of poverty.
00:47I feel gross just looking at her.
00:50You're saying she's a janitor?
00:52Don't worry, sir.
00:53It's my engagement day.
00:54And I'll be damned if I let a shit scrubber ruin the vibe of my guests.
00:58I'll go toss her out right now.
01:04One who should be tossed out is you.
01:08Tony, are you okay?
01:09What's going on here?
01:11This must be some kind of mistake.
01:13I don't understand.
01:13Why are you guys treating her like this?
01:15She's just a lowly janitor.
01:17A sorry-ass nobody.
01:19Mom, what's happening?
01:21I must say, we are touched that you want to show our family such respect.
01:26But Grace is no longer marrying my son.
01:28So there is no need for this display.
01:31You all probably haven't heard, but Grace's company is going bankrupt.
01:34Her execs have already jumped ship.
01:37So much for a rising star in the industry.
01:39All that potential down the drain.
01:44Hey, janitor.
01:46Mop that up.
01:52Do you have any idea who the hell you're disrespecting?
01:54Is she not just a janitor?
01:57Ignorant, fool.
01:58You cannot begin to imagine who she really is.
02:02Listen.
02:03We may rank a little lower than you folks,
02:06but I have met my share of heavyweights in my day,
02:09and never have I ever heard of a janitor named Catherine
02:13who all the bigwigs are bowing down to.
02:16Well, it's no surprise why you don't know me.
02:19In fact, if it wasn't for my sister,
02:20you wouldn't even be qualified to stand anywhere near me.
02:24Really, now.
02:25Please, then, do enlighten us.
02:27Who the fuck are you?
02:31You're not worthy of knowing.
02:33Ah, sounds like someone is afraid to admit she's a nobody.
02:38You really expect us to fall for this?
02:40You clearly hired these people to sell your little charade.
02:44Yeah, how much did you pay for them to hype you up?
02:48I didn't pay anyone.
02:49God, we really did almost get duped, didn't we?
02:53I didn't realize you sisters were this crooked.
02:57But listen here, Grace.
02:59No matter how many tricks you pull,
03:01you will never marry into the Grant family.
03:04Because you see, we don't take trash from the streets.
03:09That's your job, not ours.
03:11These sisters clearly banged these men to play along.
03:16You two really have no shame.
03:19No wonder Tony dumped you.
03:21Oh, and by the way, he picked me a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago.
03:28Grace, I thought you were just a stuck-up bitch,
03:30but it turns out you're a dirty little liar, too.
03:33Tell me, how many of these men did you hook up with?
03:36I never did that!
03:38Stop flandering me!
03:39Ooh, she's triggered.
03:40You must have hit the target.
03:42Silence!
03:43Who do you think you are,
03:45speaking to Grace and her sister like this?
03:50Still loyal to these filthy little sluts, huh?
03:53Doesn't matter.
03:54Mr. Cohen will arrive any minute,
03:56and you'll have some explaining to do.
03:58Good luck.
03:59Everyone in America knows Mr. Cohen is backed by the Warlord Queen.
04:04Once he is standing up here next to us, Grants,
04:06you so-called distinguished guests will be dead in the water.
04:11Cohen will arrive soon,
04:12and you'll regret everything you've done,
04:14and you, you're fucking finished!
04:18Tony, have you considered that
04:20maybe Thomas Cohen's only coming because I called him?
04:27No, no, no.
04:55Mr. Cohen's here!
04:57You are so cooked!
04:59Cat, it is really Mr. Cohen.
05:01We should go!
05:02Not yet.
05:03We still have to settle things with them.
05:04Huh!
05:05Look at you,
05:06standing on death's doorstep,
05:08and still acting all tough.
05:10Cat, please.
05:11Mr. Cohen is backed by the Warlord Queen.
05:14She has enough agents to take down the entire world,
05:17if she wanted to.
05:19God, he makes these elites look like minions!
05:23Grace, I know exactly how exceptional Thomas is.
05:27That's exactly why I'm planning to set you guys up.
05:30Cat, please, stop talking!
05:33I'm sorry, am I hearing this right?
05:35You, who doesn't even have the right to speak
05:38to Mr. Cohen wants to set him up with your bankrupt sister?
05:42Mr. Cohen is the nation's most eligible bachelor.
05:46If you're so desperate to play matchmaker,
05:48you should go tell him to his face.
05:50Grace, maybe he'll admire your courage and humor you.
05:54I don't need your coaching.
05:56I know precisely what I'm going to do.
05:58Then do it.
05:59Who knows?
06:00Maybe he'll even agree.
06:02Your sister's fearless one.
06:05You're so lucky to have a sister like her.
06:10Cat, how long are you going to keep this up?
06:13Grace, I'm not keeping anything up.
06:16This is your life we're talking about.
06:18I'm as serious as can be.
06:37Tommy!
06:39Over here.
06:43Tommy?
06:47What happens next is all on Real Short.
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