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00:00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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00:01:00Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you over
00:01:04Was that night we shared together not special to you?
00:01:06Chris, I want to be more than just another one of your booty calls
00:01:09I want to be your girlfriend
00:01:11Oh my god, did she seriously just say that?
00:01:14Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot
00:01:17I'd totally settle for a one night stand
00:01:20Typical spoiled jock
00:01:22We both know nothing happened
00:01:24You spiked my drink
00:01:26I blacked out
00:01:27I was drugged out of my fucking mind
00:01:29And I still didn't let finger
00:01:31Chris, please, give me a chance
00:01:33Give our baby a chance, please
00:01:36Chris, what are you doing?
00:01:41You could have hurt the baby!
00:01:43One more lie and it's over for you
00:01:45And that so-called baby of yours
00:01:46Hey asshole, what's your deal?
00:01:49You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that
00:01:54Apologize
00:01:57Hey, I said apologize
00:02:00Who is that girl?
00:02:01Did you not hear me?
00:02:02Tell her you're sorry
00:02:07Oh my god
00:02:09She's so cooked
00:02:10That locket is like super important to Chris
00:02:13Okay
00:02:13Now you're really asking for
00:02:29He's kind of hot
00:02:33No, Abigail, wake up
00:02:36I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay?
00:02:38It was an accident
00:02:39But it's nothing compared to what you did
00:02:41Just walking around shoving girls you knock up
00:02:45Sometimes the truth isn't always what it sounds like
00:02:48I don't need an apology
00:02:50Just get out of my sight
00:03:10You're proud of me, Mom?
00:03:12I held back from going off on that girl today
00:03:14Just like you would have wanted
00:03:16Hey, Chris
00:03:18Remember how you always wanted a sibling?
00:03:20And guess what?
00:03:21I just found you a sister
00:03:24Wait, what?
00:03:25A sister?
00:03:26Where?
00:03:26Where is she?
00:03:27Well, she should be here any second now
00:03:30Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:34What the hell?
00:03:35Who would Dad even have a kid with?
00:03:37Wait, wait, wait
00:03:38Now how old is this sister?
00:03:40I'm not going to have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:42Wait, Dad
00:03:43Is she like my real sister?
00:03:46Yes
00:03:48All right
00:03:51Wait a second
00:03:52Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:55Of course she is
00:03:56She's my best friend's daughter
00:04:00Abigail
00:04:00Please, come in
00:04:02Come in
00:04:05Wait, let me
00:04:06Let me take this for you
00:04:09Look, Abigail
00:04:11Your dad was like my best friend in the world
00:04:13I just want you to
00:04:15Think of this house as your home
00:04:16I know it's been rough
00:04:18And clearly I'm not going to
00:04:19You know, replace him
00:04:20But hopefully I can be a good father to you too
00:04:26Thank you, Uncle Ben
00:04:27And feel free to call me Dad
00:04:29I mean, if you
00:04:30When the
00:04:31Why don't I introduce you to your brother?
00:04:33He's going to love you
00:04:33I am sure of it
00:04:34Chris
00:04:35Come down, your sister's here
00:04:43It's you
00:04:52You two know each other already?
00:04:54That's perfect
00:04:55I hate to do this
00:04:56But I actually have to leave town on a business trip
00:04:58So this punk here
00:04:59Is going to watch after you while I'm gone
00:05:02You two play nice
00:05:03Chris
00:05:04Do not get her mixed up
00:05:05In any of your
00:05:07Silly shenanigans
00:05:11I'm Abigail
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen
00:05:17We're the same age?
00:05:19Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom?
00:05:21Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High
00:05:24That's why you saw me earlier
00:05:25Oh, and Dad told me
00:05:27If you ever need help with homework or
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh?
00:05:31What, are you going to use that as an excuse
00:05:33To force your way into my house
00:05:35And just make my life miserable?
00:05:36What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister
00:05:40We should probably try to get along
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child
00:05:49I don't have a sister
00:05:52Fine then
00:05:55You know what?
00:05:56I actually don't want a brother like you anyway
00:05:58Because you're a deadbeat
00:05:59Who knocks up girls
00:06:00Then runs away
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth
00:06:03You watch your mouth
00:06:04Or I'll hit you
00:06:15Whatever, this is probably for the best
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy
00:06:19Trying to get along with him
00:06:29Why am I so afraid of him
00:06:32I feel like I forgot something
00:06:37My craw
00:06:53I clearly remember putting it right here
00:07:00Hey sis
00:07:02What, are you looking for this?
00:07:07I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so...
00:07:13Childish
00:07:14Give it back
00:07:17You want it back?
00:07:19You're gonna have to agree to my three rules
00:07:20I mean, if you're gonna live in my house
00:07:23It's gonna be on my terms
00:07:24What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one
00:07:27In public
00:07:28We're complete strangers
00:07:29I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof
00:07:32No way
00:07:32Okay, easy peasy
00:07:34Rule number two
00:07:35You stay at least three feet away from me
00:07:38At all times
00:07:39Okay
00:07:40And the third?
00:07:42How about this
00:07:43You owe me one
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah
00:07:55What, is that gonna be a problem?
00:07:57I didn't say that
00:08:09I'm sorry, but
00:08:11What is that I feel on my thigh?
00:08:13It feels so hard
00:08:15Okay
00:08:16Don't
00:08:17Move
00:08:20Oh my god
00:08:22I just moved in
00:08:24And my new brother already hates me
00:08:25Living here is gonna be a nightmare
00:08:31Chris, help!
00:08:32Oh, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:34Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:35Her name is Bella
00:08:36She's a beloved member of this household
00:08:38Thank you very much
00:08:39If you want to live here
00:08:40You're gonna have to get along with her
00:08:44Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:47Why should I?
00:08:48She's more family to me than you are
00:08:49You know what?
00:08:50If you're afraid of her
00:08:51Then you should stay away
00:08:53Ain't that right?
00:08:55Oh
00:08:56Oh, it's time for school
00:08:57You know, I'd give you a ride
00:08:59But the whole first rule and all
00:09:01Whatever, I don't want a ride from you anyway
00:09:04God, again with the attitude
00:09:05Um, also one more thing
00:09:08There's really no bus stops on the street
00:09:10And Ubers take forever to get here
00:09:11So
00:09:11Who knows?
00:09:12You may have to hitchhike
00:09:13What?
00:09:14Yeah
00:09:15Ciao
00:09:16Uh
00:09:18Go over there
00:09:20Shoo
00:09:34Chris, you asshole
00:09:43Wait
00:09:43Isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:45Why did she just come out of Chris' house?
00:09:53And that is how you do it
00:10:00Chris, you are such a dick
00:10:05You must be Abigail, the new transfer student
00:10:07Late on your first day
00:10:09You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you
00:10:24Oh my god, it's you
00:10:27Thanks for standing up for me yesterday
00:10:30Oh, I'm so sorry
00:10:32What's your name again?
00:10:33Oh, my name is Abigail
00:10:34I'm Kylie
00:10:35Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:38What?
00:10:39No, I don't even know anybody
00:10:40That's the whole point of a party
00:10:43Please, pretty please
00:10:45Give me a chance to thank you
00:10:46I want to be your friend
00:10:48Okay then, I guess
00:10:53You'd better dress up, girl
00:10:54Give me glam, elegant
00:10:56Something truly stunning
00:10:57I want everyone to know
00:10:58My new BFF
00:10:59Is a total baddie
00:11:08Don't go to that party
00:11:09What, are you afraid that me and your ex
00:11:10Are going to get back at you?
00:11:12Wow
00:11:13Fine
00:11:13My bad for trying to be nice
00:11:16Don't blame me when you regret it
00:11:28What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:35A fruity bra
00:11:36I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish
00:11:42Nope
00:11:43I need a serious glow-up
00:11:45No more of this childish shit
00:12:00Okay
00:12:00That's a good boy
00:12:02No, these are not toys
00:12:05These are toys
00:12:06These are toys
00:12:07Shh
00:12:19Oh no
00:12:22And the fruity bra to Lacey Dom's
00:12:25I gotta say, it's quite the lead
00:12:30Sorry about that
00:12:31Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:33Nope
00:12:33Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for
00:12:36And more importantly, why
00:12:38It's all so sexy
00:12:41Oh my god
00:12:42Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:45No
00:12:46It has nothing to do with you
00:12:47I was just shopping for Kylie's party
00:12:49And I just bought some underwear, too, while I was at it
00:12:51That's all
00:12:53I told you not to go to that party
00:12:55You need to stay away from Kylie
00:12:57Back off
00:12:58I can be friends with whoever I want
00:13:11Whoa
00:13:12Feels super weird saying this, but
00:13:14My sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:18My sister's actually kind of cute
00:13:24I'm gonna hang out with my new friends
00:13:26I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you
00:13:31Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you
00:13:34Kylie is not
00:13:42This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:51Last time I'm gonna tell you
00:13:52Do not go to that party
00:13:54Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:56Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:13:58Kylie is not as nice as you think
00:14:00I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble
00:14:02Don't talk shit about my friend
00:14:04Besides, she's better than you
00:14:05You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick
00:14:12Listen
00:14:13I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you
00:14:19Hold on
00:14:22Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:27Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:29Three feet apart at all times
00:14:35Come on, Chris, get a hold of yourself
00:14:37She's your sister
00:14:45Hey, Kylie, I'm here
00:14:54Hey, Abigail
00:14:55What brings you here?
00:14:57Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid
00:15:03But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today
00:15:06Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:09Oh, you must have misunderstood me
00:15:12But still, I'm glad you came
00:15:13Is this for me?
00:15:15Let's have a look
00:15:21Juice?
00:15:22What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:24If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze
00:15:30It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out
00:15:34No, don't go
00:15:35You haven't tried your juice yet
00:15:51I don't understand
00:15:52I thought you wanted to be my friend
00:15:54Why would you do this to me?
00:15:55Friends, with you
00:15:58My dad's the wealthiest guy in town
00:16:00And you think you can be my friend
00:16:03Oh, I get it now
00:16:04You transferred to Clearwater High
00:16:06Because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids
00:16:09Hey guys, check out my new friend, Abbe Fail
00:16:13She sucks just as much as her stupid name
00:16:16Aw, say cheese
00:16:18Dance, Abbe Fail
00:16:20Kylie, stop
00:16:21Aw, looks like you're about to cry
00:16:23Hold a pose, Abbe Fail
00:16:47Get off me, leave me alone
00:16:50Well, bestie
00:16:51How does this $3,000 bottle of Louie taste?
00:17:04Chris was right
00:17:05You're the worst
00:17:06I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend
00:17:08Let me guess
00:17:09The whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too
00:17:14Finally showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:15Let's be real
00:17:16You only stood up for me yesterday
00:17:17Because you wanted to look good in front of Chris
00:17:20That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:23You slut
00:17:25You're actually delusional
00:17:26And you're just some whore
00:17:28Who's trying to sleep her way to the top
00:17:29Because I'll just have to put you in your place
00:17:32Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:34How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:40Let go of me
00:17:45This doesn't feel right
00:17:46I gotta go find her
00:17:48Come on, pick up, pick up
00:17:51Hey man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:54Let go of me
00:17:58Please let go
00:17:59I didn't do anything to any of you
00:18:01Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:03Enough bitching
00:18:04Come on, guys
00:18:05She's drunk off that Louis
00:18:07So let's help sober her up in the pool
00:18:10No, no, no, no, no
00:18:24My dress
00:18:25It's too heavy
00:18:26I'm sinking
00:18:28Look at you
00:18:30Laying like a drowning dog
00:18:39Help me
00:18:39Somebody help me
00:18:42Aw
00:18:43Crowley won't
00:18:44This is my house
00:18:46No one's coming to save you
00:18:51Oh my god, look at her
00:18:52This is so gonna blow up on TikTok
00:18:57Abigail
00:18:58Oh my god
00:19:13Oh my god
00:19:15Oh my god
00:19:17Oh my god
00:19:19Oh my god
00:19:21Oh my god
00:19:22Oh my god
00:19:22Oh my god
00:19:22Oh my god
00:19:22Oh my god
00:19:22Oh my god
00:19:22Oh my god
00:19:22Oh my god
00:19:22Oh my god
00:19:22Oh my god
00:19:23Oh my god
00:19:23Oh my god
00:19:24Oh my god
00:19:27Chris...
00:19:27I'm sorry I'm late.
00:19:28Are you alright?
00:19:35Chris, vous étiez juste avoir un peu de fun avec her?
00:19:38Fun, huh?
00:19:45How about now?
00:19:46You still having fun?
00:19:47What the fuck?
00:19:54The phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:01She's mine.
00:20:02You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:05Come on, let's go.
00:20:06Let's go.
00:20:25Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:27Your dress is soaked, we gotta get this thing off.
00:20:31Hey.
00:20:32Hey, Abigail.
00:20:33Wake up.
00:20:35I don't feel good.
00:20:37She's so drunk.
00:20:39Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:41Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes.
00:20:44Okay?
00:20:52Chris?
00:20:54Yeah?
00:20:55Did you say something?
00:21:06Abigail!
00:21:07Uncle Pat, I mean, Dad!
00:21:09Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:13Hey Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:15Mm-hmm.
00:21:16I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:22Abigail, are you alright? Is something wrong?
00:21:30Abigail!
00:21:48Stay calm, she's your sister.
00:21:50You don't feel anything.
00:21:52Chris, are you hot too?
00:21:54Oh my god, she's so drunk.
00:21:57And hot.
00:22:02Don't.
00:22:03It's really hot in here, let me help you cool down.
00:22:08I don't.
00:22:09Oh, I don't.
00:22:15I don't.
00:22:27I don't.
00:22:30I don't, I don't.
00:22:35Je pense qu'elle est dans l'extérieur.
00:22:45Chris, pourquoi tu as juste touché mes lips?
00:22:49Et...
00:22:50Tu es difficile?
00:22:52Qu'est-ce qui me fait?
00:22:54Pourquoi je veux ma chérie?
00:22:56Chris, tu es malade à moi?
00:22:58Look, tu es right. Kylie est le pire.
00:23:01Je ne devrais pas être venu.
00:23:02Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:05It was kind of sweet.
00:23:06Stop this. You can't want this.
00:23:09You can't.
00:23:10She's your sister.
00:23:36God, what am I doing?
00:23:38Kissing my sister?
00:23:39Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:54Chris...
00:24:07I'll have you.
00:24:21Oh, Chris.
00:24:24Oh, Chris.
00:24:26Oh, Chris.
00:24:28Yes.
00:24:30Yes.
00:24:37Oh, my God.
00:24:39How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:42Oh, my God.
00:25:03Careful.
00:25:19Oh, shit.
00:25:20Why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:31Hey, get back here.
00:25:33Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:35Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:42Eat up, kiddo.
00:25:43There's plenty to go around.
00:25:55I know that you found somewhere there to lay your head at night.
00:26:01She better love you, right?
00:26:03Ask her by me.
00:26:05There's no much to tell her.
00:26:06What's to tell her?
00:26:07That's an oversight.
00:26:09Over, overnight.
00:26:15You're so hot.
00:26:19What?
00:26:21Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:24Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:26Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:31Fuck, stay cool, stay cool.
00:26:32Don't let Dad find out.
00:26:34Ah, no.
00:26:35I meant Bella.
00:26:37She must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:40Um, hey, we're going to be late.
00:26:42We got to go.
00:26:44Hey, wait for your sister.
00:26:53Remember rule number one?
00:26:55Yep.
00:26:56Total strangers.
00:26:58Got it.
00:26:59Good.
00:27:10What the fuck?
00:27:17Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:21She's never driven any girl to school, like, ever.
00:27:24Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:27As if.
00:27:27She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:30God, he always attracts the most desperate, trashy sluts.
00:27:33Ah!
00:27:34Ah!
00:27:59Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:02Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school?
00:28:03Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right?
00:28:06Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:10All right, ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:12Boys, warm up.
00:28:36Hey, stop, seriously.
00:28:38Oops, sorry.
00:28:39It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:41Totally an accident.
00:28:57Oh, shit, my top is gone.
00:29:04Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:07Okay, ladies, that's time.
00:29:10Boys, you're up.
00:29:14Oh, no!
00:29:16I think we're missing someone.
00:29:17Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:24Oh, my God, what is that?
00:29:26Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:32Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:34No freaking way.
00:29:35Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:36Don't worry, girly.
00:29:38We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:41She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:43What a fucking slut.
00:29:45Can you please give it back?
00:29:47Uh-oh.
00:29:48You're too far away.
00:29:49I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:29:51I'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you.
00:29:54Hey, boy.
00:29:56Abigail's bikini top fell off, and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:01Any volunteers?
00:30:04Just throw it to me, please.
00:30:06What?
00:30:07You're going to swim over here?
00:30:09Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:12All the guys are going to see your tits.
00:30:13We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:15Let's help her out then.
00:30:17Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:19That's so going viral.
00:30:26Holy shit.
00:30:27What are these?
00:30:28Double Ds?
00:30:30Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips.
00:30:33What should I do?
00:30:37Oh, yeah.
00:30:37I'm going to give it to her.
00:30:39They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:47God, she's so pathetic.
00:30:48Oh, Abigail, ready or not, here I come.
00:30:55Stay away from her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:39I'm going to give it to her.
00:31:48Everyone, turn around now.
00:31:57You're safe, Mom.
00:32:02Again?
00:32:03Wait, Chris.
00:32:05Don't get me wrong.
00:32:05I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:07I just wanted to help.
00:32:09You and you.
00:32:11You touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:33I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:36No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:41God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:45He saved me.
00:32:46Again.
00:32:47No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:50Does Chris like me?
00:32:51Even just a little?
00:32:55Abigail, I need to see him.
00:32:56I need to think him properly.
00:33:02Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:04I wanted to ask, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:09Great.
00:33:10Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:12Look, bro, I know you.
00:33:13And you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:16Not ever.
00:33:19Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:21You happy now?
00:33:21For real?
00:33:23Nice.
00:33:24I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:26Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:28She's super cute.
00:33:30She has an insane body.
00:33:32She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:34Bro, you're tripping.
00:33:35Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:39She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:43Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:47Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:48He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:33:55I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister, I'm totally going to go for her,
00:34:00man.
00:34:01Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:02All right, see you later.
00:34:04See ya.
00:34:18Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:20I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:22No, no, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:23You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:26Get out.
00:34:30Get out.
00:34:33Get out, dude.
00:34:35Hey.
00:34:42What are you guys doing?
00:34:49Uh, Abigail.
00:34:53You want to go to the movies?
00:34:54Just me and you?
00:34:59No, Abigail.
00:35:01Don't go.
00:35:09Bro, you're tripping.
00:35:10Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:15Chris Lawrence, just watch.
00:35:17I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:19Sounds fun.
00:35:20I'm down.
00:35:24Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:26Take all the time you need.
00:35:28Okay.
00:35:29Okay.
00:35:37Abigail.
00:35:38What are you doing in here?
00:35:39I have to change.
00:35:40Get out.
00:35:41You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:43Why not?
00:35:50Because.
00:35:52Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:35:55Are you serious?
00:35:56You are unreal.
00:35:57You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:00Get out.
00:36:01I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:06Because I am.
00:36:07I know I am.
00:36:08Get out.
00:36:08That's not, that's not what I meant.
00:36:10I said get out.
00:36:15Dammit, why did I say that?
00:36:17God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:21But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:25Shit.
00:36:26I should apologize to her.
00:36:31God, I swear I'm gonna die.
00:36:59Okay, où te le hell tu penses que tu vas dans cette shirt ?
00:37:02Je veux que tu tits se déjeuner à partir de la fin !
00:37:04Okay, j'ai de mon côté et tu es en train de me faire.
00:37:07Abigail, je suis juste en train de se faire pour vous, comme votre vieux vieux.
00:37:12Oskar est un vrai d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un
00:37:15d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un
00:37:15d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un d'un
00:37:15d'un d'un d'un d'un.
00:37:15Tu vois le plus de la peine de la personne, Chris.
00:37:18Comme moi, je suis juste une personne avec un personnalité,
00:37:21mid-body, flat-ass, flat-chest, and what was it ?
00:37:26Oh yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:29Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:32Cause it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:35Oof !
00:37:39Fuck !
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00:38:08ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:38:23Vous aimez le...
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00:38:46C'est parti, c'est parti.
00:39:17C'est parti, c'est parti.
00:39:46C'est parti, c'est parti.
00:40:00C'est parti.
00:40:04C'est parti.
00:40:18C'est parti.
00:40:21C'est parti.
00:40:22C'est parti.
00:40:29Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:35You're really cute.
00:40:37C'est parti.
00:40:39C'est parti.
00:40:40C'est parti.
00:40:40C'est parti.
00:40:48C'est parti.
00:41:02C'est parti.
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00:41:10C'est parti.
00:41:15C'est parti.
00:41:17C'est parti.
00:41:17C'est parti.
00:41:19C'est parti.
00:41:20C'est parti.
00:41:21C'est parti.
00:41:25C'est parti.
00:41:28C'est parti.
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00:41:30C'est parti.
00:41:34C'est parti.
00:41:34C'est parti.
00:41:35C'est parti.
00:41:36C'est parti.
00:41:46C'est parti.
00:41:50C'est parti.
00:42:02C'est parti.
00:42:03C'est parti.
00:42:04C'est parti.
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00:42:11C'est parti.
00:42:13C'est parti.
00:42:14C'est parti.
00:42:15C'est parti.
00:42:15C'est parti.
00:42:16C'est parti.
00:42:17C'est parti.
00:42:18C'est parti.
00:42:19C'est parti.
00:42:19C'est parti.
00:42:19C'est parti.
00:42:20C'est parti.
00:42:203 different parts in a play.
00:42:22When he's not talking,
00:42:23he's really not that bad.
00:42:32Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:34God, as soon as I find out,
00:42:36she's actually not my sister.
00:42:37She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:39Fucking perfect.
00:42:41Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:46Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:48I, um, I, I, I,
00:42:57I choose B.
00:43:02My question was,
00:43:04what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:06Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:10Yes, Miss Bella.
00:43:16Still an asshole.
00:43:21What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:30Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:32I'm telling Dad you're a big, fat boy.
00:43:35Oh, my God.
00:43:37Evie Everett is back.
00:43:38Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:40Oh, Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:42Oh, the one in the photo.
00:43:44The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:46Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:48Back then,
00:43:49Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class
00:43:51and back every day.
00:43:52He stuck to her like glue.
00:43:55Then, two years ago,
00:43:56Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:43:57She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:43:59Isn't she awesome?
00:44:02She sounds incredible.
00:44:26Evie's back.
00:44:27Our Queen Bee's back.
00:44:36Oh, my God.
00:44:41They're so cute.
00:44:43Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:45So, she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:48Oh, she's flawless.
00:44:50I've never seen anyone so gorgeous,
00:44:52so graceful.
00:44:54See?
00:44:55That's Evie.
00:44:56The only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:44:58She's everything that you're not.
00:45:00Hey, guys.
00:45:02Look what we have here.
00:45:05It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:10Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:13You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:15But I still want you so bad.
00:45:20You're stubborn.
00:45:21You're annoying.
00:45:22But your smile's my undoing.
00:45:24I think I really like you.
00:45:27You kept me up last night,
00:45:29thinking about that kiss.
00:45:31I'd give you my first time
00:45:33and let you show me bliss.
00:45:34Harley, stop it.
00:45:35Give it back.
00:45:36Harley, give it back.
00:45:37Abigail, your kindergarten love poems
00:45:40are so cute.
00:45:41No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:43Go on.
00:45:44Tell us.
00:45:44Who exactly are you going to eat lucid to?
00:45:48Who exactly are you planning to give it to?
00:45:50Give it back to me.
00:45:55Kylie, cut it out.
00:45:58Wow, Abigail.
00:45:59Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:01Miss Goodie Two Shoes over here
00:46:03has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:05No, no, it's not what you think.
00:46:08Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:09Share with the class.
00:46:13Who is that letter for?
00:46:15Oscar or Chris?
00:46:20Is Abigail's love letter for me?
00:46:25The letter is...
00:46:27Speak up!
00:46:27Oh my God, was I right?
00:46:29You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:32Tell everyone.
00:46:34Tell Oscar.
00:46:35Who's Chris to you?
00:46:42I'm the one who...
00:46:43Chris is my brother!
00:46:53Chris is my brother.
00:46:56And this letter is for Oscar.
00:47:01Really?
00:47:02Because I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:10Fuck!
00:47:11I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:18I'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:22Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:29I want to go home.
00:47:31I want to go home.
00:47:32It's okay.
00:47:33I'll get you home.
00:47:35Abigail,
00:47:36your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:46Hey, Abigail.
00:47:48You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:47:50Is it true?
00:47:52I...
00:47:53Abigail,
00:47:54you don't have to be shy.
00:47:55I'll say it again.
00:47:57I like you.
00:48:00I just need you to say it.
00:48:02Do you like me too?
00:48:07I...
00:48:08I...
00:48:17My brother,
00:48:18he doesn't have an umbrella,
00:48:19so I should probably go home.
00:48:22It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:23Get home safe, okay?
00:48:35Are you crazy?
00:48:36It's storming out here.
00:48:37Why are you just standing under the pouring rain?
00:48:39The rain didn't stop you from floating with Oscar.
00:48:42He was just walking me home, okay?
00:48:44That's all.
00:48:44That's all.
00:48:46Please.
00:48:47Everyone knows you guys like each other.
00:48:49I mean,
00:48:50didn't you write him those love poems?
00:48:52Aren't you obsessed with him?
00:48:54Why are you being so difficult?
00:48:55Let's just go inside and we can talk about it, okay?
00:48:58We can go inside.
00:49:00If you agree to my third rule.
00:49:02What?
00:49:03Rule number one.
00:49:05In public,
00:49:06we're complete strangers.
00:49:07I can't have anyone know
00:49:08when we live under the same roof.
00:49:10No way.
00:49:10Okay, easy peasy.
00:49:11Rule number two.
00:49:13You stay at least
00:49:14three feet away from me
00:49:15at all times.
00:49:19Rule number three.
00:49:21No more Oscar.
00:49:22You're mine.
00:49:23You're mine.
00:49:35That was my first kiss.
00:49:42Well...
00:49:43Tactically,
00:49:44not your first.
00:49:46What do you mean?
00:49:48Never mind.
00:49:49Abigail,
00:49:50I want
00:49:52you.
00:50:19Chris,
00:50:22maybe we shouldn't.
00:50:23your dad's gonna be home any minute.
00:50:25No,
00:50:26don't worry.
00:50:27He's gone on a fishing trip.
00:50:28He's not gonna be back tonight.
00:50:40Chris,
00:50:41I...
00:50:46Chris,
00:50:47I...
00:50:50I don't know how.
00:50:53It's all right,
00:50:54Abs.
00:50:54You're doing amazing.
00:51:09I want you to feel me.
00:51:21God,
00:51:22he's so hard.
00:51:24Oh,
00:51:26sorry.
00:51:27Did I do something wrong?
00:51:29Did I do something wrong?
00:51:31No.
00:51:32You're doing amazing.
00:51:40Now,
00:51:41let me return the favor.
00:51:45Wait,
00:51:45maybe,
00:51:46maybe we shouldn't.
00:51:47It's okay.
00:51:49You can trust me.
00:51:51Am I really gonna lose
00:51:52my virginity to Chris,
00:51:54my adopted brother?
00:52:04look at me.
00:52:17Hey kids,
00:52:18wait till you see
00:52:19what I got.
00:52:22Chris,
00:52:23what the devil are you doing?
00:52:25Dad.
00:52:26Chris,
00:52:27what the devil are you doing?
00:52:29Dad,
00:52:30I'm just,
00:52:31uh,
00:52:32just exercising.
00:52:33Exercise?
00:52:35God,
00:52:35please tell me
00:52:36you have not been
00:52:37bringing those
00:52:37groupie girls home.
00:52:40Oh shit,
00:52:41what am I gonna do?
00:52:42What?
00:52:43No,
00:52:43no,
00:52:43no,
00:52:43I would never.
00:52:44Dad,
00:52:44come on,
00:52:45you gotta believe me,
00:52:46you're my dad.
00:52:46Yeah,
00:52:46I'm your dad,
00:52:47so I know what you're like.
00:52:51What's this?
00:52:56What's this?
00:52:59Ah,
00:53:00napkin.
00:53:01Napkin.
00:53:01A napkin,
00:53:02yeah,
00:53:02I was,
00:53:03um,
00:53:03I was eating dinner.
00:53:04Sorry,
00:53:05dad,
00:53:05on the couch.
00:53:05I know I'm not supposed
00:53:06to do that.
00:53:07What happened again?
00:53:13Dad,
00:53:14I think you smell
00:53:15like fish from the trip.
00:53:16I think you should,
00:53:16you should go shower.
00:53:17Abigail's gonna be home
00:53:18any second here.
00:53:19Really?
00:53:19I stink?
00:53:20Yeah,
00:53:20I don't,
00:53:21I don't smell anything.
00:53:24Yeah,
00:53:25all right.
00:53:30I thought my heart
00:53:31was gonna explode
00:53:32out of my chest.
00:53:37Look,
00:53:37maybe,
00:53:38maybe we should just tell him.
00:53:40Isn't that moving
00:53:41a little too fast?
00:53:42I mean,
00:53:43is it?
00:53:43He's your dad too,
00:53:45and shit,
00:53:46at this point,
00:53:46he likes you,
00:53:47but he likes me.
00:53:48I think he'd be really happy
00:53:49if he found out
00:53:50that we were together.
00:53:51Chris,
00:53:52do you actually like me?
00:53:58Chris,
00:53:59do you actually like me?
00:54:01Because a couple hours ago,
00:54:03you were acting
00:54:03like my mortal enemy,
00:54:04and now you want
00:54:05to make it official.
00:54:06So what's with the 180?
00:54:07Abigail,
00:54:08I gotta be honest.
00:54:10Up until recently,
00:54:11I thought,
00:54:13I thought you were
00:54:14my real sister.
00:54:16Like,
00:54:16my blood sister.
00:54:18What?
00:54:20Oh my god!
00:54:22Chris,
00:54:22that is the most
00:54:23stupid thing
00:54:24I have ever heard
00:54:25in my entire life!
00:54:26Oh my god,
00:54:27you are silly.
00:54:28You are so silly!
00:54:30Alright, alright.
00:54:31Okay, okay!
00:54:32I'll stop,
00:54:32I'll stop,
00:54:32I'll stop.
00:54:33Oh.
00:54:35Idiot.
00:54:36A lovable idiot.
00:54:41That's my girl.
00:54:43What you looking at?
00:54:46Ah,
00:54:46nothing.
00:54:48Listen, Chris,
00:54:49I need you to keep
00:54:50your playboy ways
00:54:51out of this house.
00:54:52You and Abigail
00:54:53aren't having me.
00:54:55What?
00:54:56What are you,
00:54:56what are you talking about?
00:54:57Listen,
00:54:58Abigail's father
00:54:59asked me to look after her
00:55:00like she was my own.
00:55:01It was literally
00:55:01his dying wish.
00:55:03As a guardian,
00:55:04I can't let her
00:55:05date a boy like you.
00:55:07What's that supposed to mean?
00:55:08What,
00:55:08I'm not good enough for her?
00:55:09No,
00:55:10you're not.
00:55:10I mean,
00:55:11you get into fights,
00:55:12you sneak into clubs,
00:55:13you were suspended
00:55:14last semester.
00:55:15Abigail's on her way
00:55:16to Harvard.
00:55:17She's out of your league,
00:55:18son.
00:55:35What's wrong?
00:55:36What if someone sees us?
00:55:38What's wrong with that?
00:55:39What,
00:55:39am I not,
00:55:40do you not think
00:55:40I'm good enough for you?
00:55:41What?
00:55:41No,
00:55:42of course not.
00:55:42It's just,
00:55:43yesterday I told everyone
00:55:44that we were siblings.
00:55:50You're right.
00:55:51You're right.
00:55:51I'm sorry.
00:55:52I,
00:55:52I shouldn't be so sensitive.
00:56:03See,
00:56:04Evie,
00:56:04I was right.
00:56:06We're not actually siblings.
00:56:07I mean,
00:56:08you've known Chris
00:56:08for like ever,
00:56:09right?
00:56:09since when did you
00:56:11have a sister?
00:56:12Maybe they're just like
00:56:13really close.
00:56:14It's honestly refreshing
00:56:15seeing siblings
00:56:16get along so well.
00:56:19Abigail,
00:56:19is it?
00:56:20You think you can
00:56:21steal my man
00:56:22and get away with it?
00:56:24Not a goddamn chance.
00:56:30I guess Chris likes me
00:56:32more than I thought.
00:56:40Oh,
00:56:42my necklace.
00:56:46That locket.
00:56:52Oh,
00:56:52this?
00:56:54Two years ago,
00:56:56right before I left
00:56:57for England,
00:56:58Chris gave me
00:56:58this locket
00:56:59as a promise.
00:57:00Look,
00:57:00it even has a picture
00:57:01of us in it.
00:57:02See?
00:57:05He said they're
00:57:06a matching pair
00:57:07just like us
00:57:08and that he would
00:57:09wear it every day
00:57:10and that I should too
00:57:11so that way
00:57:12every time I look at it
00:57:13I'll think of him.
00:57:14He said that way
00:57:15everyone will know
00:57:16that he's gonna love me
00:57:17forever.
00:57:18Love,
00:57:19love you forever?
00:57:21I know it sounds
00:57:22kind of cheesy
00:57:22saying that about
00:57:23your childhood sweetheart
00:57:24but I can tell
00:57:25he really means it.
00:57:27And you're his sister,
00:57:28right?
00:57:28You know how he is.
00:57:39Oh,
00:57:39Abigail,
00:57:41you are dumber
00:57:41than I thought.
00:57:42A basic bitch
00:57:43like you
00:57:43could never
00:57:44take Chris
00:57:45away from me.
00:57:49It even has
00:57:49a picture of us
00:57:50in it,
00:57:50see?
00:57:51He would wear it
00:57:51every day
00:57:52and that I should too
00:57:53so that way
00:57:54every time I look at it
00:57:55I'll think of him.
00:57:56No.
00:57:58No,
00:57:58it's fine.
00:57:59Chris wouldn't lie
00:58:00to me like that.
00:58:06Oh my gosh,
00:58:07does that dumb bitch
00:58:08actually think
00:58:09Chris is into her?
00:58:10What a joke.
00:58:12Just wait till she
00:58:12hears the truth.
00:58:13What are you talking about?
00:58:16You think anyone
00:58:17really believes
00:58:17you're Chris's sister?
00:58:18We know exactly
00:58:19what's going on
00:58:20between you and Chris.
00:58:22Want to know
00:58:22what you are to him?
00:58:24You're a bet.
00:58:25A bet?
00:58:32Yep.
00:58:33Ever since you broke
00:58:34his sweetheart locket
00:58:35with Evie,
00:58:36he's hated your guts.
00:58:37You really think
00:58:38he likes you?
00:58:39Chris has been in love
00:58:40with Evie this whole time.
00:58:41Chris bet he'd make you
00:58:43fall in love with him
00:58:43after three months.
00:58:44He said if it worked,
00:58:46he would dump
00:58:46your ass right away.
00:58:49Oh look,
00:58:51you were so desperate
00:58:52he snagged you
00:58:52in just two weeks.
00:58:54Yeah,
00:58:54and Evie doesn't
00:58:55even know about the bet.
00:58:56Chris will seriously
00:58:57do anything for her.
00:59:07Hey.
00:59:08Tell me the truth.
00:59:09Did you make a bet
00:59:10about me?
00:59:11You found out?
00:59:15Listen, listen,
00:59:16I can explain.
00:59:17We thought it'd be funny
00:59:18if I...
00:59:20Answer one more question.
00:59:21This locket.
00:59:22The person you wear that for.
00:59:24Are you going to love them
00:59:25forever and ever?
00:59:26Right?
00:59:26Right?
00:59:28Yeah, but it's...
00:59:29Okay, I've heard enough.
00:59:31I hate you, Chris.
00:59:36Dude,
00:59:37did you tell Abigail
00:59:38about our bet?
00:59:39You know,
00:59:39the one that I'd get
00:59:40into Harvard
00:59:40instead of her?
00:59:42Everybody was wondering
00:59:42why your slacking ass
00:59:44was suddenly wanting
00:59:45to improve your grades.
00:59:46so I told them
00:59:48we have a bet.
00:59:49Look,
00:59:50I'll go apologize
00:59:51to Abigail,
00:59:52all right?
00:59:53That's on me.
00:59:54His penna wants you
00:59:55to help me get settled in.
00:59:57You know,
00:59:57with me being new here
00:59:58and all.
00:59:59I don't know
00:59:59where anything is.
01:00:00Don't worry, Beau.
01:00:01I got this.
01:00:03Plus,
01:00:03Abigail's your sister.
01:00:04She's not going to
01:00:04hold this against you.
01:00:06You're family.
01:00:08That's what family
01:00:09is for.
01:00:15Chris is such
01:00:16an asshole.
01:00:17A total fucking jerk.
01:00:20I'm in love
01:00:20with that jerk.
01:00:21What am I going to do?
01:00:27It was just
01:00:28for shits and gigs.
01:00:29So you knew
01:00:30about it, too?
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:33Sorry.
01:00:36We shouldn't have
01:00:37done the bet
01:00:37without you knowing.
01:00:39It's not your fault.
01:00:40It's Chris's.
01:00:42You don't have
01:00:42to apologize.
01:00:43It's okay, Abigail.
01:00:45This will be
01:00:46the last time you cry.
01:00:48Ever.
01:00:51Damn.
01:00:52I thought you had
01:00:53this big crush on me.
01:00:54You know,
01:00:55I still have the love
01:00:56letters to prove it,
01:00:57you know?
01:00:57I was just
01:00:58caught off guard.
01:01:02Abigail,
01:01:02will you forgive me?
01:01:03We won't make stupid
01:01:05bets like that anymore.
01:01:06Oscar,
01:01:07I should be the one
01:01:07to apologize.
01:01:09I lied to you.
01:01:12Chris is not
01:01:13my real brother.
01:01:14His father just
01:01:15adopted me last month.
01:01:16That's why we've
01:01:17been living together.
01:01:19I'm sorry.
01:01:20I should have told you.
01:01:22So that's why
01:01:22Abigail's so special
01:01:23to Chris.
01:01:24He's not just
01:01:25spoiling his baby sister.
01:01:27He wants her
01:01:28to be his girl?
01:01:30Wow, that's...
01:01:32a surprise.
01:01:36So, um...
01:01:37why tell me now?
01:01:38I'm sorry, Oscar.
01:01:40Thank you for liking me.
01:01:42I just...
01:01:43I have feelings
01:01:44for someone else.
01:01:50Ah.
01:01:52So,
01:01:52there's someone else.
01:01:55Well, he hurt you,
01:01:57didn't he?
01:01:57you know,
01:02:00I hear the best way
01:02:01to get over a heartbreak
01:02:02is to find someone new.
01:02:06Abigail,
01:02:06I could be
01:02:07your fake boyfriend.
01:02:09Maybe that'll
01:02:10cheer you up.
01:02:11That wouldn't be
01:02:12fair to you.
01:02:13Who knows?
01:02:14You might even
01:02:14fall for me
01:02:15in the process.
01:02:16I know that's selfish,
01:02:18but,
01:02:18God,
01:02:19I want to
01:02:19give myself
01:02:20one more chin.
01:02:25What the fuck
01:02:26are you doing?
01:02:33What are you doing
01:02:34getting all cozy
01:02:35with Oscar like this?
01:02:36Do I just mean
01:02:37nothing to you?
01:02:38Oh, great.
01:02:38It's you.
01:02:39What do you want?
01:02:40Tell me.
01:02:41Who is Oscar to you?
01:02:44Oscar is my crush.
01:02:45He's the guy
01:02:46that I like.
01:02:47I want him
01:02:47to be my boyfriend.
01:02:48What about me?
01:02:49What about us?
01:02:50Bro, Chris,
01:02:51you gotta calm down.
01:02:52Dude, fuck off.
01:02:53What are you
01:02:54so pissed off for?
01:02:56Okay, so,
01:02:56we messed around.
01:02:57We had some fun.
01:02:59So what?
01:03:00Messing around?
01:03:01That's all that was
01:03:01to you?
01:03:02Yeah, duh.
01:03:03Oscar can actually
01:03:04keep up with me.
01:03:05Do you think
01:03:05I would choose you?
01:03:06A loser who cuts
01:03:07class just to pick fights?
01:03:09Tell me honestly.
01:03:11Do you actually mean that?
01:03:12Of course I do.
01:03:15Chris!
01:03:17I think Bennett
01:03:18wants us in their office
01:03:19right now.
01:03:20Yves,
01:03:21I was actually
01:03:22just about to go
01:03:22looking for you.
01:03:27Chris,
01:03:28let's go shopping later.
01:03:30I need new ballet slippers
01:03:31and there's this
01:03:32really cute pair
01:03:33I've been dying to get.
01:03:34Sure.
01:03:35Yeah,
01:03:35whatever you want,
01:03:36I'll get it for you.
01:03:36Let's go.
01:03:41Why am I so sad?
01:03:43Why should I be
01:03:44heartbroken
01:03:44over a stupid liar?
01:03:46so this someone
01:03:48it's Chris,
01:03:49isn't it?
01:03:50Nope.
01:03:51I absolutely
01:03:52cannot stand him.
01:03:54I mean it.
01:03:55I hate Chris.
01:03:56Yeah, yeah, sure.
01:03:57Got it.
01:03:59Well, how about
01:03:59a fake date
01:04:00with a fake boyfriend?
01:04:02Dinner's on me.
01:04:03You don't mind
01:04:04if I'm using you?
01:04:05Not at all.
01:04:06I kind of like
01:04:07the rush of it.
01:04:17Try this.
01:04:19Sweets for my
01:04:20little sweetheart.
01:04:22Okay.
01:04:28Oh, wow!
01:04:30You guys here on a date?
01:04:32Mind if we join?
01:04:34You're my guest.
01:04:50Oh, wow.
01:04:52She's actually
01:04:52allergic to fish,
01:04:54my man.
01:04:56Aw.
01:04:57You and your sister
01:04:58really are
01:04:59super close.
01:05:04Yeah, my big bro,
01:05:07he loves to spoil me,
01:05:09doesn't he?
01:05:15Let go.
01:05:17What was that?
01:05:17Did you say
01:05:18you wanted some steak?
01:05:20Here.
01:05:21Let's get you some steak.
01:05:26say, ah, open wide.
01:05:30Here you go.
01:05:32Say, ah.
01:05:33Oh, nice.
01:05:40I sure do love my steak.
01:05:42Well, let's get you
01:05:42another bite then.
01:05:43Say, ah.
01:05:45That's enough, Chris.
01:05:46Aw, Chris has always
01:05:47been so playful,
01:05:48am I right?
01:05:49He used to do stuff
01:05:50like that to me
01:05:50all the time.
01:05:53Honestly,
01:05:53I am so grateful
01:05:55Chris had such a sweet
01:05:56sister keeping him
01:05:56happy while I was gone.
01:05:58I was terrified
01:05:59he would just be
01:06:00sulking around
01:06:01the whole time
01:06:01because of how much
01:06:02he missed me.
01:06:11Are you full?
01:06:12If you're done,
01:06:13let's go home.
01:06:14Hey, man,
01:06:15you take Evie home.
01:06:16I'm going to take
01:06:16my sister.
01:06:17You know what?
01:06:18Actually,
01:06:19I don't think I'm
01:06:19quite ready to call
01:06:20it a night.
01:06:22Oscar,
01:06:23didn't you tell me
01:06:24that you were going
01:06:24to take me to that
01:06:25nightclub?
01:06:25You know,
01:06:26the one that your
01:06:26friend works at?
01:06:28Abigail,
01:06:29if you go to a
01:06:30nightclub,
01:06:30you're going to get
01:06:30in big trouble.
01:06:31So trust me,
01:06:32I'd know.
01:06:33Let's go home.
01:06:37Let's go home.
01:06:38No,
01:06:39thank you.
01:06:40I think that you
01:06:41should take Evie
01:06:42on a really sweet
01:06:42date and I'm going
01:06:44to hang out with
01:06:44Oscar for the night.
01:06:45I said,
01:06:46let's go home.
01:06:48Chris,
01:06:48you're scaring
01:06:49Abigail.
01:06:50Come on,
01:06:51Oscar,
01:06:51let's go.
01:06:56Well,
01:06:56just me at home
01:06:57tonight,
01:06:57Eve's.
01:06:58Want to come over?
01:06:59Of course.
01:07:12Abigail,
01:07:13you were the one
01:07:14who wanted to come.
01:07:15Don't tell me I
01:07:16snuck you in here
01:07:17for you to sit there
01:07:18and soak.
01:07:19I wonder what
01:07:19Chris and Eve
01:07:20are up to right now.
01:07:22Your boyfriend's
01:07:23right here
01:07:23and you're talking
01:07:24about another man?
01:07:26You really don't
01:07:26give a shit,
01:07:27do you?
01:07:31Bottoms up.
01:07:32Come on.
01:07:33This is fun,
01:07:34but we do
01:07:35got to bounce soon.
01:07:36The cops show up.
01:07:37We're busted.
01:07:40Fuck!
01:07:41Cops are here,
01:07:42we got to go!
01:07:47Run!
01:07:48Oscar!
01:07:52Wow,
01:07:53I'm finally
01:07:54Chris's passenger
01:07:55princess.
01:08:01That's a taste.
01:08:02Do you want to try?
01:08:04Do you want to try?
01:08:07Fuck!
01:08:07Fuck!
01:08:08Fuck!
01:08:09God,
01:08:09please,
01:08:10what is happening?
01:08:12Get out of the car.
01:08:13Why?
01:08:14I have to go look
01:08:15for Abigail.
01:08:16Chris,
01:08:17I don't get it.
01:08:18You asked me
01:08:19to come over,
01:08:19didn't you?
01:08:20Come on,
01:08:21let's have some fun.
01:08:22Oh,
01:08:23cut the act
01:08:24already.
01:08:25We both know
01:08:26there's nothing
01:08:26between us.
01:08:27And
01:08:28why did you try
01:08:28to make us look
01:08:29like a couple
01:08:29in front of Abigail?
01:08:31No,
01:08:31I was just
01:08:33trying to
01:08:33befriend your sister.
01:08:34She is not
01:08:35my sister.
01:08:40Now get out!
01:08:49And you better
01:08:50start clearing up
01:08:51these rumors about us.
01:08:52I only let you
01:08:53get away with it
01:08:53before because
01:08:54I didn't like anyone,
01:08:55but that's changed now.
01:08:56So it's time
01:08:56for these bullshit
01:08:57games to fucking end.
01:08:58If I hear one more
01:09:00stupid rumor,
01:09:01I'm gonna expose
01:09:02the truth
01:09:02in front of everyone.
01:09:07Fuck!
01:09:10Oscar!
01:09:11Two miners
01:09:12right here!
01:09:14Stop right there!
01:09:17Shit!
01:09:17I can't let my mom
01:09:18find out I was
01:09:19at a club.
01:09:20She'll freeze my cart.
01:09:22She'll confiscate
01:09:23my car.
01:09:26Oscar,
01:09:27wait!
01:09:31I'm gonna need to
01:09:32see some I-D,
01:09:33miss.
01:09:38Abigail!
01:09:45Damn,
01:09:46brat!
01:09:46Come on,
01:09:47let's go!
01:09:47Stop right here!
01:09:51And go,
01:09:52go, go, go!
01:09:53Go!
01:09:53Let it go!
01:09:55Let it go!
01:09:57Run, run, run!
01:09:59Go, go!
01:10:03Go, go, go, go!
01:10:06Go, go, go!
01:10:19Go, go, go, go!
01:10:21Go, go, go, go!
01:10:39We must have gone in here!
01:10:41Let's go!
01:10:41Je pensais que tu étais en train d'Evie.
01:10:43Hey, tu m'as poussé à me d'abord.
01:10:45Tu ne peux pas jouer la victoire maintenant.
01:10:49Dammit, Abbs.
01:10:50Je ne peux pas rester à vous.
01:11:03C'est très cramé.
01:11:04Pourquoi pas nous aller un peu plus...
01:11:06... plus...
01:11:11Oh...
01:11:11Oh, nice.
01:11:13I'm gonna end up.
01:11:16Ok, wait.
01:11:18So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:19Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:21He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:11:23Wait, wait, what?
01:11:25Sorry, come again?
01:11:26I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend.
01:11:29Ok? Happy?
01:11:30Uh, no, actually.
01:11:32Not at all.
01:11:32Explain.
01:11:33Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever.
01:11:36So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:41Loving Evie?
01:11:42When did I ever say that?
01:11:44The locket?
01:11:45The necklace that's for couples.
01:11:47It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:11:51It's proof that you love Evie.
01:11:53This?
01:12:02It's not...
01:12:03It's not Evie?
01:12:04Nope.
01:12:05So that's...
01:12:06My mom.
01:12:08She's beautiful.
01:12:09So you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:13No, that's not it.
01:12:14Because you bet all of your buddies that you could get me to fall for you within three months.
01:12:18So, of course I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:12:20I never said the bet was about making you fall for me.
01:12:23The bet...
01:12:23What?
01:12:24What was it about?
01:12:26It was about us getting into Harvard.
01:12:28I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:12:32Harvard?
01:12:37Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do.
01:12:42Now that we both know you've been a bad girl, I think it's time you finally get punished the way
01:12:48you deserve.
01:12:49And what punishment would that be?
01:12:52Chris, what are you doing?
01:12:53Let me down!
01:12:55The more you fight it, the worse it's gonna be.
01:12:59What are you doing?
01:13:02Punishing you.
01:13:17Don't do that again.
01:13:20Using another guy to make me jealous, I can't stand it.
01:13:23You're mine, Abs.
01:13:25No one else's.
01:13:26Okay.
01:13:28I'm yours.
01:13:42You're playing with fire.
01:13:46Don't hold back.
01:13:47I can handle anything you give me.
01:13:49I can handle anything you give me.
01:13:51Take her.
01:13:53What?
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