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00:17We should go. We promised we'd help with breakfast, so...
00:21Hey, let's go to your room instead. Your brother's not watching us.
00:25I don't know, Bryce. I'm really not feeling this.
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now.
00:32Hey, just let me stick it out.
00:34What?! Ew, no!
00:35But you've never put out.
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin, Bryce. We talked about this.
00:40And you know what? Morning sex with bad breath and my brother standing five feet away don't exactly turn me
00:44on, okay?
00:46But I thought you were supposed to be a slut.
00:52What? Why would you say that?
00:53It's what everyone says.
00:55Ugh! You know what? We're done, okay? Get off me.
00:59Babe, come on. It's a good thing.
01:01Oh, what's going on? I heard yelling.
01:03You know what? This is all your fault, actually.
01:06What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex-boyfriend.
01:11What the hell, Sundar? Come on, don't be like that.
01:14No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors.
01:18I didn't start those rumors.
01:20Oh, but you sure inspired them, didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut.
01:24Hey, for the record, I said I want you to be a slut.
01:27What the fuck did you say?
01:29Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me.
01:32Corbin, don't!
01:33No, let go of me. Let go of me.
01:34You know he's gonna tell Coach!
01:37Look, I want to Bryce beat down more than anything.
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place.
01:44But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team.
01:49Hello.
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess-up menage a trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving.
01:58Stay away from Sumner.
02:01Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:02Half the class is staying at the lake this week.
02:05Daisy Cooper's right down the street.
02:06Go crash on her couch.
02:07Just get your shit and go.
02:18You okay?
02:20You can stop acting like you care about me.
02:22He's gone.
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:24If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath.
02:27Or you know what? Do.
02:29And then I'll finally be rid of you.
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different.
02:47He was the new kid.
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut.
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No.
02:54You just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party.
02:57Okay.
02:57If there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it, I would do it in
03:00a heartbeat.
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice.
03:04Hey, I can work with that.
03:06That's something.
03:08Look, Sum, I've known you since you were five years old, and believe it or not, you didn't always hate
03:12me.
03:12Funny.
03:13I don't remember that.
03:15I know you're pissed about something, and I know it's more than just me.
03:19You know, the worst part about being called a slut is...
03:21You know, I've never even...
03:27You know what? Forget it.
03:29You don't know anything about me.
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place.
03:34Why?
03:34Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's that, definitely.
03:39But no.
03:39Mainly because you're just way better than him.
03:45I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy.
03:47What's his thing?
03:48He got like a huge cock or something?
03:53No.
03:54I mean, I don't know, okay?
03:57I never saw it.
04:00What?
04:01Oh.
04:02Oh, okay.
04:08I was never gonna date Bryce forever.
04:10I was just...
04:11sort of...
04:12Using him for his body.
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it.
04:17I don't know, I just thought...
04:19Spring break, no parents.
04:22I didn't want to go away to college next year without...
04:26You didn't want to graduate high school a virgin.
04:29Well, now I will, thanks to you.
04:31Come on.
04:33I know you have this whole...
04:35Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on,
04:38but there is no way you can blame that on me.
04:40Oh, really?
04:41Watch me.
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless...
04:47Existence.
04:48See?
04:49There.
04:50Easy.
04:51You were with Bryce for like four months.
04:53Why didn't you just do it then?
04:56Because...
04:56Because, I don't know, it just didn't feel right.
04:59Or good.
05:04What?
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line.
05:11Just never had that problem, so...
05:13Aren't you special?
05:16Oh, believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good.
05:20Well, you know what?
05:21Maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time.
05:23I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with.
05:27No.
05:28No, what?
05:29No, your first time needs to be with someone special.
05:34Someone who sees you.
05:35No.
05:35If there you go, Tom.
05:45I didn't care about him.
05:46And he was rij yeah.
05:46Uh huh.
06:03What are you cu
06:04kill each other you know nothing nothing nothing new she must not be trying too
06:09hard this for a second there it seemed like you were catching feelings feelings
06:14me dude come on I don't do feelings and especially not for my sister I mean you
06:21never do that to your best friend right no of course not I mean she's like my
06:27sister too bro
06:41you're never gonna win like that definitely not now that you're here
06:49you gotta slow it down I feel it out every game is different but that's kind of what makes it
06:54fun
06:58what is figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:09score and feel good while doing it
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game are you look if you want to lose your virginity
07:20before you graduate and you want it to actually feel good you should let me be your first time
07:28Adam would never forgive us he leaves a day early we could do it then just a one-time thing
07:33Adam is your best friend and he's my brother you really want to jeopardize that why are you even
07:39suggesting this maybe I owe you one you can't even make me feel good standing in a room together
07:48sex with you would be like like the dentist painful awkward and gag would be I don't mind a little
07:55gagging
07:57look the way I see it we would round the bases before we took it home what does that mean
08:06well first I I'd kiss you
08:15I'd make it feel like it actually means something because it does
08:20and then I would slowly touch it everywhere except where you want it the most
08:31and then when Adam leaves we take it home
08:41okay so do you want to tan
08:45whoa
08:48and what's going on here
08:50nothing
08:51I had something in my eye
08:54mm-hmm
08:55didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:57get your mind out of the gutter
09:00yes let's tan I'll get changed
09:04let's go
09:12stepping on your roller coaster
09:16going down but I never felt this high
09:21biggest ride of the century
09:32you want some help
09:35I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings thank you
09:38all good
09:39wasn't thinking about that anyway
09:46sit back relax enjoy the view
10:01didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:05well these aren't just any feet are they
10:09you know what if you can't make me feel good
10:12I'm not gonna want to sleep with you
10:14okay that's a good question
10:16um
10:18I guess we have a little bet on our hands then don't we
10:20yeah
10:22and when you lose
10:24you need to totally humiliate yourself
10:27okay I can come up with something
10:29but I'm not gonna lose
10:31so I'm
10:32we have a deal
10:34do your worst
10:36so you consent
10:39enthusiastically
10:44time to suffer
10:55yeah you know what
10:56no
10:57I'm not doing the ice plunge
10:58what's wrong some
10:59you scared I'll beat your record
11:01all right fine
11:02time to make you suffer Montgomery
11:06all right
11:08in three
11:09two
11:11one
11:21up to the shoulders
11:23breathe
11:24oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
11:27oh give up some
11:29sunshine's calling your name
11:30oh fuck off Corbin
11:31oh my god
11:33oh my god oh my god oh my god
11:34oh what are you doing what are you doing
11:36dude what the hell
11:37oh just conserving heat
11:39really
11:40in front of my brother
11:41you can get out anytime
11:42I would gladly take the wind
11:43oh never
11:46that's what I thought
12:10you know I could actually get used to this
12:13me too the water's feeling nice and warm
12:15I wasn't talking about the water
12:20you know I can't trust anything you say right
12:22now that you want to get my pants
12:27you remember that game we used to play when we were kids
12:29we'd pretend to be like wizards and monsters and whatever
12:34yeah and you were a troll
12:36I was a knight
12:38thank you very much
12:39but you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend
12:43like when we wanted to talk to each other for real
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this though
13:00well this is not a game
13:02and we're not kids anymore Corb
13:04you know what you can take the win
13:06I give up
13:07some wins
13:11weak sauce man
13:18congrats
13:20this whole you being nice thing isn't going to work
13:42you're still mad at me?
13:48does that mean our bet's off?
13:50after you let me win yesterday?
13:53not a chance
13:55you know I want to make you suffer
13:57right?
13:59how are you going to do that?
14:00well
14:01I've been thinking
14:02you know this is probably
14:04harder for you
14:05than it is for me
14:07so
14:08if I can get you to quit
14:11then
14:12I win
14:14you lose
14:15and
14:16you still have to humiliate yourself
14:19so your big plan
14:20is to try to get me to quit?
14:24yeah
14:27I mean we both know
14:28I'm never going to sleep with you
14:30but that doesn't mean that I can't
14:33torture you
14:35I'm going to get you
14:36so worked up
14:38that you can't help yourself
14:39but quit
14:44oh yeah
14:46and how are you going to do that?
14:54oops
14:55looks like I spilled
15:09that's a good girl
15:10cleaning up your mess
15:11how about I get the rest for you though?
15:19you know since our bet's still on
15:22why don't we hit first base
15:24what do you say?
15:28why not?
15:31like a girl
15:32there's so many ways to be happy
15:35you can do whatever you like
15:38you don't have to be ready
15:40you just gotta trust
15:42that I don't have to be scary
15:46you just gotta fall in the light
15:48you're able to be happy
15:51you can do whatever you like
15:53there you two are
15:58oh am I interrupting again?
16:00no not interrupting
16:01and not again
16:02here do you want some?
16:03duh
16:05which one?
16:07slasher zombies
16:08or slasher vampires?
16:10uh vampires
16:10oh hey this started
16:12thanks
16:16you've got to be kidding me
16:18I don't know what you're talking about
16:20girl be so for real
16:22Adam might be blind
16:23but I can see the sparks
16:24flying between you two
16:25like the 4th of July
16:26well then
16:27you should get your eyes checked
16:28oh
16:42Adam you want a carpet?
16:43picnic with me?
16:44let these two have the couch?
16:46sure
16:47better sit 6 feet apart
16:49give me some of that ice cream
16:50come on down some
16:51take a seat
16:55what?
16:55too scared of this one?
16:58says the guy who cried
16:59at the end of Friday the 13th
17:01cause I was sad
17:02she was doing it for her kid
17:04you would sympathize
17:05with a serial killer
17:08don't worry
17:10I'll protect you
17:11protect me from your son
17:36what are you doing?
17:37just waiting for the right moment
17:40Corbett
17:41what?
17:42I'm not reckless
17:43I'm just opportunistic
17:46my brother and my best friend
17:47are sitting five feet away
17:49doesn't bother me
17:50I was thinking maybe second base
17:51you're unbelievable
17:54is that a no?
17:57you're insane
17:58if you think you're gonna try anything
18:00yeah
18:00are you sure about that?
18:25you want me to stop?
18:40no
18:40I'm too cute to eat
18:49time for bed I think
19:14oh my god
19:16are you
19:18I let it go
19:18what you coming here to help me out?
19:20what?
19:21no
19:21I
19:26like what you see?
19:27no
19:28no
19:28god no
19:32excuse me
19:33just grabbing a towel
19:39well
19:40well I guess my plan's working
19:41oh yeah?
19:42how do you figure?
19:43it could last 24 hours
19:45how are you gonna survive the whole week?
19:47I mean I don't mind taking care of myself
19:49before the real deal
19:50I hope
19:51you're doing the same thing
19:52I don't need to
19:53thank you very much
19:55yeah
19:55you sure about that?
19:59I'm gonna go use the other bathroom
20:00okay
20:00you go do that
20:08look at this
20:09go
20:09there we go
20:11so annoying
20:13knock knock knock
20:16hey party people
20:17hey Daisy
20:18what's going on?
20:20ugh
20:21Grace and the other girls
20:22are staying in tonight
20:24and taking it easy
20:25I had to leave
20:26before I lost my will to live
20:28so did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:31yeah
20:32he's been in his room all week
20:33playing machine gun Kelly on repeat
20:36I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet
20:39who wants a shot?
20:40oh I'm down
20:41why not?
20:43okay
20:43yeah
20:48you want a liquor?
20:50it's my favorite flavor
20:51summer cherry
20:53I'm okay
20:53I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:58trust me
20:59it's so good with vodka
21:01it's like a pre-chaser
21:12all right
21:13for spring break
21:15spring break
21:26let's play a game
21:29suck and blow
21:30gross
21:31no
21:31I'm not playing that with my brother here
21:34um
21:35sardines
21:35oh yes
21:37I always love this house for sardines
21:39great
21:39I'll hide first
21:41okay
21:41I need a breather
21:42especially after that shot
21:57how did you find me so fast?
22:00this has been your spot since we were kids
22:02I won't tell Adam
22:03don't worry
22:05Adam couldn't find the laundry room
22:06if I drew him a map
22:08I saw you shooting daggers
22:09at Daisy out there
22:10you saw no such thing
22:12you're jealous?
22:15no
22:15I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:19oh so you're worried about me
22:27you know you don't need to be jealous right?
22:43sit down
22:44what?
22:45sit down
22:49you know since you won't take care of yourself
22:50I think I have to take care of you
22:53take care of me how?
22:57time for third base
23:11well I found the retainer I lost when I was 12
23:13but no sign of Sumner and Corbin
23:17I knew this game was stupid
23:19let's just call it
23:21ollie ollie oxen free
23:38finally
23:40it's been forever
23:41how'd you guys not get totally bored
23:46we had fun sneaking around
23:49well I got sober looking for you two
23:52I'm gonna grab another drink
23:54Mia
23:54you want one?
23:55yeah I'll go with you
23:59excuse me
24:05Sumner let's dance
24:07okay
24:08yeah
24:24do you really want to give them this show?
24:28what'd you have in Lent?
24:30hope you're watching Corbin
24:46summer cherry
24:47I can taste it on your tongue
24:51you did like sneaking around huh?
24:53it's just a game Daisy
24:55yeah right
24:57you're a whore like everyone says
24:58I don't think so
25:01the rumors are true
25:02aren't they Sum?
25:03you're a slut
25:04just like everyone says
25:06you don't get to talk to her like that
25:08what'd you do?
25:09let him fuck you in a closet?
25:11hey what's going on?
25:13get the hell out of here
25:14fine
25:16I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:19what do you mean by sloppy sec?
25:23do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:26she was fired up
25:27she's a dramatic pygmy Adam
25:29she'll say anything to the detection
25:31god you're always like this Adam
25:33you'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:36just like you did in 8th grade
25:37when you laughed with everyone else
25:38I wasn't laughing
25:39yeah well you weren't helping me either
25:41that's your whole deal huh?
25:43just humiliate Sumner
25:44and then let everyone at school torture her
25:46while you guys just stand there and watch?
25:48I was defending you back there
25:51too little too late
25:54you can leave me alone
25:55both of you
25:58both of you
26:29I'm sorry about Daisy
26:41I'm sorry about everything
26:43you want to be more specific?
26:48I'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:50you know I wish you could understand how much I regret it
26:58I bet you don't even think about it
27:02you'd be surprised Sumner
27:10I used to have the biggest crush on you
27:16obviously I couldn't tell you
27:17I couldn't tell anyone
27:18I mean
27:18you're my best friend's sister
27:29I guess I just acted out
27:34it's real mature
27:35Corbin
27:37I was 14
27:38okay
27:39you were driving me crazy
27:40I couldn't stop thinking about you
27:41I couldn't keep my hands away
27:44so you
27:46tormented me?
27:48I took it too far
27:49that day
27:53the biggest mistake of my life
27:58I lost one of my best friends
28:00that day Sumner
28:07you want to hand me one?
28:08mm-hmm
28:17you know how to do this?
28:20yes
28:21you shouldn't go that fast
28:24well I'm hungry
28:25okay
28:26but you can't just stick it in
28:27and expect it to work out
28:30look at that
28:30already on fire
28:34damn it
28:34told you
28:37I don't know why I keep falling for assholes
28:44assholes plural
28:52I'm not admitting anything till you do
28:55what do you mean?
29:00you said
29:02you had a crush on me
29:04in middle school?
29:07yeah
29:12how do you feel about me now?
29:16no
29:18how do I feel about you now?
29:25I thought
29:27it was
29:29so obvious
29:34I really want to kiss you right now
29:39what do you want?
29:45I want you to take me home
29:46do you want to go home?
29:50no
29:54home
30:06hey
30:07what are you doing?
30:09what are you doing?
30:21what are you doing?
30:24what are you doing?
30:35you love me better than you
30:37what are you doing?
30:38you love me better than you
30:41all my mind's loving for my mind
30:44it can do me better
30:46it can do me better
30:48all my mind's everything I like
30:51it can do me better
30:53it can do me better
30:55than you
31:21what the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:23oh nothing
31:24just uh
31:25just about how I
31:26won
31:28carbon montgomery
31:29is this all just still a game to you?
31:31no
31:32I won
31:32but I'm not talking about a game
31:37well it would still be a nice treat
31:39if you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:41I'll show you a treat
31:42hey
31:46what the hell are you doing?
31:53my best friend?
31:55my sister?
31:56Adam it's not like that
31:57first Bryce and now Corbin?
31:59who's next son?
32:03it's not like that
32:04Corbin and I actually care about each other
32:05tell him Corb
32:06yeah
32:07yeah Corbin
32:08tell me all about how
32:08you've only been my friend
32:10so you could fuck my sister
32:11Adam don't talk like that
32:14just leave somewhere
32:16serious?
32:21we should have never done this
32:24what the hell were you thinking man?
32:27hey
32:29I'm talking to you
32:30I wasn't thinking
32:31okay
32:31it was a spur of the moment thing
32:33bullshit
32:34what?
32:35no I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:38okay just drop it man
32:39hell since we were fucking kids man
32:41what's your problem?
32:43you're not the only one who gets to care about her Adam
32:46I mean is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:51maybe I'm not the right guy for her
32:52but someday somebody will be
32:54so you better get your shit together before that day comes
32:56because sooner or later she's not gonna take it anymore
33:00hey where do you think you're going?
33:01to apologize
33:05I can't believe for one second I thought
33:07Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:10I'm so stupid
33:12you are not stupid
33:14and honestly I'm proud of you Sumner
33:17you should sign me up for some
33:19addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:22listen you took a chance
33:24and you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before
33:27yeah well it wasn't real
33:30it's just
33:32hormones or something
33:34it was real
33:35I was watching you two all week
33:37it was like
33:38sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie
33:40yeah well it doesn't matter anymore because
33:43Corbin's still a coward
33:45I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again
33:48he will
33:50how can you sound so sure
33:54because
33:57well
33:59there's something I have to tell you
34:08you scumbag
34:09I know what you're gonna say
34:11I cannot believe you
34:13you're such a hypocrite
34:14you've been hooking up with Mia this whole time
34:18what
34:19I told her everything Adam
34:22oh your sister's best friend bro
34:26Corbin's right
34:28if you're not cool with him and Sumner Day
34:29then you and I should break up too
34:32babe
34:32come on
34:33don't babe me
34:34I mean it Adam
34:36you're being absolutely ridiculous
34:40but she's my
34:42and he's my
34:43grow up
34:45wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates
34:50just like
34:52don't PDA in front of me
34:54okay
34:55thanks for your blessing Adam
34:56but we won't be needing it
35:00you couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me
35:03Mia came to my defense before you did
35:05Sum come on
35:06you know don't call me that
35:09how am I ever gonna trust you
35:11you're just like how you were in middle school
35:13and you're never gonna change
35:28Sumner I'm sorry okay
35:31you know you've been saying that for years
35:33I don't believe you
35:34I was an idiot okay
35:35I didn't know what to say to him
35:36so you thought saying nothing would be better
35:39you never stand up for
35:41no I was telling the truth
35:42I wanted to apologize to you first
35:46your words mean nothing
35:53you know what to say to you first
36:06you know what to say to you first
36:06you know what to say to you first
36:06you know what to say to you first
36:06you know what to say to you first
36:07you know what to say to you first
36:07you know what to say to you first
36:07you know what to say to you first
36:07you know what to say to you first
36:08you know what to say to you first
36:08you know what to say to you first
36:09you know what to say to you first
36:10you know what to say to you first
36:14you know what to say to you first
36:17I don't know, Mom. I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:21Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:25I don't know how Corbin's going to get home. He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:28I love you, too.
36:31Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:34Adam, are we good over there?
36:35We got this angle crystal clear.
36:37What are you guys doing?
36:38Just live streaming to the whole school. Want to say hi?
36:40No.
36:41Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:44What? What's the main attraction?
36:47I'm the main attraction.
36:48Ow, ow, Corbin! Give us a show!
36:53Shake it, boy.
36:54Oh, my God. I killed both of you.
36:56Come on. Don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:01No, I do.
37:02Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:06I want to be with you.
37:08And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:13Hey!
37:15Yay!
37:19Okay.
37:27What do you say?
37:34I want to be with you too, Gordon.
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