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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess, energy.
00:03:17Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor.
00:03:45In this school, you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living out.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsay.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come on.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:08Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, the Hell Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds, and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:17What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Haley.
00:07:24Well, Haley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh, no!
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:05I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:12And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:19It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:14Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Out!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:59I'm talking to you all.
00:10:01I'm here.
00:10:02I'm here.
00:10:02I'm here.
00:10:04I'm here.
00:10:15you're helping me
00:10:16I won't, I didn't plan it, but here we are
00:10:26excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:28we don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30that is shocking
00:10:31yeah, actually
00:10:32and he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me
00:10:35flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself, I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:38my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:40funny
00:10:41okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46fine by me
00:10:49oh, I know
00:10:51with all the purple bra, by the way
00:10:53I like it in a weird way
00:10:55not in my type, but
00:10:57you know, power theory, whatever
00:10:59would you just get out of here?
00:11:09hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:12Jen, red alert
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21don't be a coward
00:11:22just send it
00:11:23Jen
00:11:28oh my god
00:11:30here goes nothing
00:11:38still no response?
00:11:40don't freak out
00:11:40he's probably just busy
00:11:45give it back
00:11:46why?
00:11:47you don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:52honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:55did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57mm-hmm
00:11:57got it
00:12:01what are you doing?
00:12:25oh, shit
00:12:28yo, what's going on?
00:12:31dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:34what?
00:12:34yeah
00:12:49come on
00:12:50let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:54stop, delete it, please
00:13:08oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16oh my god
00:13:17oh cool, your enemy's kinda hot
00:13:21no, its good
00:13:22since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:23why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:28Jen, no
00:13:29no, no, no, no, no, no
00:13:30Jen, no, stop
00:13:31bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
00:13:48My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:55Stop it!
00:14:06Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole?
00:14:22I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:43Haley's got more personality than all of you combined, and if you mess with her, you mess
00:14:47with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:17Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do, do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54It's up there, huh?
00:15:54Oh.
00:15:56There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:15:59Hmm.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:12He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna risk for Kate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:40When?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole, or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:51I'm almost 18.
00:17:53I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:03It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:14Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's not.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his ride video.
00:18:52I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you
00:19:03a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:20Call me.
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:48I'm nothing like that.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:03Tigger, you're gonna record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17So I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:54Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice to them.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:37Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:02I understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09Does he...
00:22:11How you touch him like this?
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:35Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow on the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:22:57Oh, yeah.
00:22:59Oh, yeah.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07i love my boyfriend and you will never understand that he's smart and he's kind and
00:23:13he loves me for who i am that is so much more important to me than whatever this
00:23:19is between us i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:30wait it couldn't be
00:23:34cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:39there's nothing cole who are you
00:23:44what was that notification on your phone it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51champagne problems huh
00:23:54you live such a tough life
00:24:00what was i thinking we are from two different worlds he just wants to play with me but why did
00:24:06i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:12why didn't you come to school today
00:24:14i got into a car accident
00:24:16really are you okay
00:24:17you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20he was right
00:24:21who
00:24:22nobody
00:24:22which hospital are you staying at i want to come visit you
00:24:25no no you can't i look miserable now
00:24:28you need to see me in style
00:24:30fine if you say so
00:24:33so are we going to prom together
00:24:35hell yeah we are
00:24:41why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:44whoever needs a charity case
00:25:02oh you oh me why is she so lucky cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14because you don't do any homework
00:25:21you finished it
00:25:23it's okay
00:25:24we'll get to know each other more
00:25:25i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27i'm curious about you though
00:25:29like uh
00:25:30how close were you with your mom
00:25:33what is he trying to do
00:25:35it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:38i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:42does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:53so
00:25:54are you going to prom
00:25:55i don't know
00:25:56i don't know
00:25:57i don't know
00:25:58so you have a date
00:26:01or shall i say victim
00:26:02are you jealous of me
00:26:04me jealous
00:26:05no why would i be jealous
00:26:07oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:10you are so full of yourself
00:26:12you can do this on your own
00:26:13yeah
00:26:16no way
00:26:18it's a self-locking door
00:26:19really
00:26:20this corner's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:22i'm sure you'll be fine
00:26:23i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:26sorry
00:26:26am i that bad
00:26:28i think maybe we can pick up
00:26:29where we left off
00:26:31don't worry
00:26:31maybe trust me
00:26:34we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36yeah
00:26:46that was my first kiss
00:26:50my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55and not just bumping lips
00:27:07you're really good at this
00:27:09why don't you regret it
00:27:11you know
00:27:13we can do more if you want
00:27:29and i've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:32so you want me
00:27:36i think you know how much i want you
00:27:42do you want me
00:27:44i want you
00:27:50oh shit
00:27:54anyone in here
00:27:57oh my god how long have you two been in here
00:28:00i really need to change this lock are you two okay
00:28:03oh yeah yeah we're good
00:28:06we're okay
00:28:07great
00:28:08nice
00:28:15you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:16what didn't happen
00:28:18hey wait
00:28:19it's just hormones
00:28:21jake
00:28:22can you still play after your accident
00:28:24relax i'm not dead
00:28:26wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:34i gotta go
00:28:43guacamole wizard
00:28:44huh
00:28:47are you all better after your car accident
00:28:49do i know you
00:28:51why is he being so standoffish
00:28:53is he trying to give me a surprise
00:28:54or he heard something about cole
00:28:58you're crushing your soda can
00:29:01she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:03she was in a real car accident
00:29:05according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:07i don't think this anymore
00:29:09cole
00:29:09wait
00:29:12oh shit
00:29:17what's up guys
00:29:18um
00:29:20we were just chatting
00:29:21chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:24was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:28hey
00:29:28i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:32they're your favorite
00:29:32right
00:29:35how did you know that
00:29:37tough day huh
00:29:38there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40they're my favorite
00:29:42he couldn't be cole
00:29:44could he
00:29:50the truth is um
00:29:51a dickhead
00:29:54what do you honestly get out of your bro
00:29:55you came to my table bro
00:29:57and knocked my ball away
00:30:05there it goes again
00:30:06cole is jealous
00:30:07we got a problem here cole
00:30:09we don't have a problem
00:30:11we don't have a problem
00:30:13right
00:30:14tell cole to get my ball
00:30:15and we don't have a problem
00:30:17jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22i have the ball now
00:30:23can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:27cole and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:30maybe i can use that
00:30:34jake
00:30:35jake
00:30:36what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:40wait seriously
00:30:41yeah just one little catch
00:30:42you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:47all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports if you have any questions
00:30:52i'll be at my desk
00:30:54i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:30:57but if he's really jake
00:30:59then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:03i'm thinking
00:31:04about the report or about him
00:31:06why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:08we literally made out of a sojourn
00:31:11maybe maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:13no you don't
00:31:14how do you know that
00:31:15you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:16stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:18you have no idea
00:31:25oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:41hayley someone's here to see you
00:31:54are you asking me to prom
00:31:57too cheesy
00:31:58no it's cute
00:32:01the accident
00:32:02the mozzarella sticks
00:32:03he is guacamole wizard
00:32:05so um
00:32:07what do you think
00:32:08you want to go to prom with me
00:32:10i
00:32:11i should feel happy
00:32:12but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:16hey can we not
00:32:21hey can we not
00:32:23dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:25my problem here dude
00:32:26is that me and my lab partner
00:32:27have work to do
00:32:28and you're out here to strike me
00:32:29with bad puns
00:32:30wow
00:32:32that is some weak shit man
00:32:34oh
00:32:35that's weak shit
00:32:36is this weak shit
00:32:39oh my god
00:32:48wow
00:32:48he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:55wait i can't
00:32:57colt put me down
00:32:58put me down
00:32:59put me down
00:33:01don't do that again
00:33:15new couple alert
00:33:18fuck off jen
00:33:19why do you hate me so much
00:33:20cool
00:33:20you and i
00:33:21we're not that different
00:33:22and if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:24i think that we would make a great match
00:33:27like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:30i might say yes
00:33:33jen
00:33:34you want to go to prom
00:33:36with me
00:33:37jen you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:40we're both hot
00:33:41and we're both rich
00:33:42and our dads have been in business
00:33:44like forever
00:33:45so
00:33:46i think i'll pass
00:33:50you're gonna regret this call edmunds
00:33:55oh here they come
00:33:57if i message corcomole wizard
00:33:59i wonder if jake's phone were ding
00:34:03what should we wear to prom
00:34:16i'll talk to you later
00:34:16i'll see your own school okay
00:34:18okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:18bye
00:34:20he's so different
00:34:21maybe he's still recovering
00:34:23from the accident
00:34:24hey
00:34:27haley
00:34:36jeez
00:34:37god
00:34:43here i'll get it
00:34:45oh
00:34:50you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:52i don't care
00:34:53i do care
00:34:56hell yeah
00:34:57i don't put a problem with jake
00:35:15i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:17he doesn't even know you
00:35:19and you do
00:35:20how do you know i like mozzarella sticks
00:35:22that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:24because
00:35:25i
00:35:25pay attention to what you like
00:35:28i noticed it at lunch
00:35:30the first day
00:35:32you were watching me
00:35:34just
00:35:34just don't go to college
00:35:50move
00:35:52colt is talking to hayley
00:35:54again
00:35:54your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:35:58unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00obviously i do
00:36:01okay
00:36:01then break them up
00:36:03idiot
00:36:05uh what do i do
00:36:08i've got a few ideas
00:36:13here jake
00:36:16someone will take you to prom
00:36:17i promise
00:36:18yeah
00:36:18really like who
00:36:20i mean the whole school hates me
00:36:21except for jake
00:36:23and you but you're not asking me hey oh hey jake hey how um i just wanted to thank you
00:36:33again for
00:36:34the other night the other night yeah it was so sexy you're so sexy jake what are you talking
00:36:46about uh hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:36:57and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:36:59oh my god
00:37:19stop guys stop it stop stop
00:37:22what the hell is going on over there shit it's principal stevens i've got to save cole
00:37:30i mean jake i've got to save jake
00:37:37oh my god principal stevens i'm so sorry
00:37:42hayley rock that's detention after school don't be late
00:38:03what are you doing here can we keep you company
00:38:07that's the least i could do if you saved my ass today
00:38:11the locker thing that was an accident
00:38:14oh sure so uh you and you and jake huh
00:38:23no he lied about that i don't know why though
00:38:27good you know father that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33thinking about him touching you kissing you
00:38:36i could kill him
00:38:40promise me you won't go to prom
00:38:45okay fine i won't
00:38:49because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:54okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:09yeah
00:39:24oh my god i'm so sorry i tripped so no no no no no no no no no no no
00:39:29no
00:39:29What? It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead. They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you... Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen! What's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This squirmy is burning!
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:11Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:14Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry. Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:10Me too.
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure...
00:41:41You're really important to him.
00:41:51You know, Cole...
00:41:53If you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:57Big ol' ego and...
00:41:59Rich kid for bravo.
00:41:59Okay, okay. I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:37Oh, my God.
00:42:45Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:50Oh, my God.
00:42:52I can't believe it.
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:19Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show him what you really like.
00:43:29Oh, my God.
00:43:34Oh, my God.
00:43:47Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone.
00:44:12I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:48I thought I'd said the janitor's in time.
00:44:50I thought I'd say the janitor's in time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey.
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie.
00:45:15I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:18What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:31It was nothing personal?
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:47All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:25I'm not over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:13Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:41Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:47:57I can't really cry.
00:47:58I can't really cry.
00:47:59I can't really cry.
00:48:00I have something in my...
00:48:10Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:18No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:38What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy messages
00:49:01on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess.
00:49:13Pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess.
00:49:16Pervy princess.
00:49:18Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:26We set off the alarm.
00:49:39Paul?
00:49:50I don't know.
00:49:59There's a fire.
00:50:02Hi.
00:50:05No!
00:50:07No!
00:50:08No!
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend
00:50:23okay cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are
00:50:30it's okay you can be honest about your feelings
00:50:34so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:48please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:53go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:57you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:03i knew i shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:06what about guacamole was it
00:51:09what are you
00:51:18who is that
00:51:20just the devil
00:51:23get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:29can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to
00:51:32haley i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:36i'm a servant so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well
00:51:43i've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family
00:51:50haley and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay
00:51:57away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire
00:52:03dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:09come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you
00:52:19think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want any
00:52:26part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this co-patriarch
00:52:46haley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi haley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:10and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:19oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:28one down one to go
00:53:31you're so cool i know emma
00:53:34wanna go to prom
00:53:35why not
00:53:37let's get these lovers together
00:53:44hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:07prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:16reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have
00:54:20to give
00:54:20him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable
00:54:25budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle
00:54:46claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:54:57the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:01no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:11welcome all the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:24open the door
00:55:26open the door
00:55:27wait what
00:55:28he's here
00:55:36it's you
00:55:39i should have given you this to you a long time
00:55:41ago
00:55:43hayley i've wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who i was
00:55:51i got my inheritance
00:55:53and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:08thanks
00:56:08hey we are
00:56:10i understand if this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you
00:56:16you love guacamole wizard but i
00:56:19i need you to know i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38i've loved you for months
00:56:39i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:46but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i mean i
00:56:52i always hoped it was you
00:56:58you were always there for me
00:57:02you were always there for me
00:57:04right now
00:57:05it was really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:12one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16you want to go
00:57:20take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting here don't worry
00:57:26I'm so be on you
00:57:28Just be on me
00:57:31So be on you
00:57:33Just be on me
00:57:46So what do you think?
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:49Yeah, we'll do it again
00:57:52I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58Alright, alright, that's fair
00:57:59I'll take that as a one
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11Oh god, now I fully expect you to
00:58:14Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17Now I'll just
00:58:18I'll just lust behind it
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it
00:58:21I'll take it a minute now
00:58:23Stop it
00:58:26Um
00:58:28Say
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:33I don't know
00:58:35But the real question is
00:58:37Do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42I would have asked you earlier
00:58:44But Jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:46Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:58:48I don't want to hear it
00:58:49Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress
00:58:54Later
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:08I thought
00:59:09Only the best for my princess
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16On the off chance that you
00:59:19Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:20And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds
00:59:32I'd expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole?
00:59:34Are you here?
00:59:36Cole?
00:59:37Are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds
00:59:41You can't just park into my house like this
00:59:43I see you, Cole
00:59:43You are in big trouble
01:00:01Hey, uh
01:00:03You almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:06In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My god, Haley
01:00:27You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:29I have ever seen
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35To do this lipstick
01:00:36You're not messing it up
01:00:37For at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40I want 10
01:00:41Deal
01:00:45Thank you all for using
01:00:47The prom voting site
01:00:48To catch your votes
01:00:50I hear we have a winner
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:00:59No
01:01:01Thank you
01:01:02Oh my god
01:01:03Thank you guys so much
01:01:06Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:08I mean, like
01:01:09Who else would win, right?
01:01:11Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:17Oh my god
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole
01:01:21It was fun
01:01:23It's very too bad
01:01:28There, uh
01:01:29Most 10 minutes up
01:01:31No
01:01:31But who cares
01:01:35Hell yeah
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Damn
01:01:41Language
01:01:42I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little
01:01:45Purvy princess
01:01:46Come on
01:01:47Everyone say it with me
01:01:48Purvy princess
01:01:50Purvy princess
01:01:51Purvy princess
01:01:56Wait
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:01Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:08Don't worry, daddy
01:02:10If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:25What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit
01:02:32You know, Jen
01:02:33As the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37And above all of this petty drama
01:02:40But, quite frankly
01:02:42You are the worst
01:02:44And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:49You can't do that
01:02:50I'm the principal
01:02:51So, uh, yes I can
01:03:02There was no wintering shit
01:03:04You lied to me
01:03:12Hailey, catch
01:03:19My princess finally has her crown
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24Oh
01:03:25Yeah, no can do
01:03:26All I have to offer
01:03:28Is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31And an awesome sense of humor
01:03:33Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad
01:03:45We are going home
01:03:46Right now
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:53You talk all the time
01:03:54About wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57Yet
01:03:58You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01And it's because of Hailey
01:04:02And you can accept that
01:04:04Or I'll make my own path
01:04:05And best believe me, I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:15Joyprime
01:04:23I am so proud of you
01:04:26I can't have done it without you being by my son
01:04:29That was terrifying
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so
01:04:35I love you, Viala Queen
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:39Oh, my God, I've got to change that username
01:04:41Yeah, you do
01:04:42Oh, hey
01:04:42Oh, hey
01:04:55You
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