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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S18E11
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00:05We're back in the workroom and nobody was eliminated, even though everybody thought somebody should be eliminated.
00:12Discord.
00:15Oh my god. Half of 14 still.
00:18Shit.
00:20Still seven.
00:23Why is there still seven of us? That's annoying.
00:25I was ready to get the numbers shorter. Sorry, Discord.
00:28Discord? Yes.
00:29How do you feel post the who should go home question?
00:33Who should go home tonight and why?
00:36I'm afraid I would have to say Discord.
00:38Yes, the safety pins look great, but it was not in the box.
00:41I would say Discord.
00:42Discord was not as resourceful.
00:44I'll say Discord.
00:45Discord could have pushed it further with using some other fabrics.
00:51It does suck to have every single person say your name, but it was like pretty safety pin based.
00:56If you make it a part of your brand, you can have as many exposed safety pins as you want.
01:01She didn't care that she broke the rules of the challenge and she still stayed, so annoying.
01:06All I heard was that Iman said I should be a designer.
01:09I forgot that you guys want me to go home because Iman wants me to be a designer.
01:14My outfit is very clearly beautiful.
01:17If all the girls would not have named me, I could have been in the top.
01:20Maybe I'll be in the top next week.
01:23Now, I think I need to be drinking whatever the fuck Ms. Adams delusional ass is drinking, because bitch is
01:29working.
01:30She does not give a fuck, a flying fuck actually, what we have to think.
01:33Well, Jane, congrats.
01:36Jane, extra congrats.
01:38Yeah!
01:38Congrats, Janey.
01:39This was like the first time in this competition where I was sweating, so I'm feeling shockingly confident.
01:48Maybe I'm actually kind of good at this.
01:50I am the first queen in the competition to get to three wins, and I feel like this cements me
01:56as the frontrunner,
01:57and I am just ready to take that energy and keep it moving.
02:02Kenya, the very first week, you were near the bottom for the design, and now you're in the top for
02:07design.
02:07Bitch, I almost went to be in the top two for design challenge.
02:11You better work.
02:12Jesus!
02:13Oh!
02:13Lord!
02:14Patty!
02:14Lord!
02:15I need to buy a patty pie soon as I get home.
02:16Patty pie!
02:17I want a patty pie right now, bitch.
02:19Janey, is this how it feels?
02:20It's nice, right?
02:21It is.
02:22Honey, I've had a mid-season turnaround.
02:24Thank you, Jesus.
02:26And for the past two weeks, I feel like I've been killing these challenges.
02:29But I'm getting edged and edged and edged.
02:32And bitch, I need to buy.
02:33Bitch, I want to win.
02:34I came close.
02:36She snatched out my bosom.
02:37I'm Jane.
02:38Don't.
02:39I don't do anything bad, because I win everything!
02:43God damn it!
02:44I'm one of the few girls without a win, and Jane has been in the top every single week.
02:51And it would be so nice to see her at least safe.
02:54Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane.
02:55Kenya, you're going to show girls Jane?
02:57Yeah, I'm going to piss at her contact solution.
02:59I'm Nancy Kerrigan in those kneecaps.
03:04It's a new day!
03:06It is a brand new day in the workroom, and bitch, I feel good, honey.
03:10I'm still relishing off of my top placement from last week.
03:13It does feel good that we did a whole challenge, and they were like, you all are too sickening,
03:17so we got to keep you all.
03:18Do you think there could be a, the judges could catch up and do a double elimination?
03:22Nene, let's nod.
03:24Like, why would you even, like, play with that right now?
03:26We're always having a good time, and then here comes Nene.
03:34Sheena, I'm ready to hand herses.
03:36Herses.
03:37Herses.
03:38Roo rule number 87.
03:41Throwing shade takes a bit of creativity.
03:43Being a bitch takes none.
03:46Oh!
03:48Nene.
03:51Hello, hello, hello!
03:53Looking very dapper today.
03:56Surrealness.
03:58My lucky seven.
04:00Good morning!
04:00Good morning!
04:02I want you to stop and take a moment to celebrate the sweet smell of success.
04:08Because for today's mini challenge, you need to say it and spray it as you make sensational perfume videos.
04:17Oh!
04:18I love it!
04:19First, you'll select one of the transformational fragrances provided by Scentbird.
04:24Then you'll get into quick before and after drag.
04:28And in the end, the queen who comes out smelling like a rose wins.
04:31Smell the skin, darling.
04:33Mmm.
04:33All of it.
04:34All of it.
04:35Ready?
04:36Scent.
04:37Spray.
04:38Scentbird New York.
04:39So many to choose from.
04:40Open those nostrils, ladies.
04:41The first step in this mini challenge is picking which fragrance we will be making our ad for.
04:46Whoa!
04:48I think I'm gonna choose this one.
04:49Now that we've chosen our fragrances, it's time to go make a commercial.
04:54Okay, queens.
04:55Let's take a look at your perfume videos.
04:57Jane, don't.
04:58You kiss your mother with that mouth?
05:01Bitch, please.
05:02By confessions of a rebel.
05:04I'm not delusional.
05:05You are!
05:10Darlene Mitchell.
05:11Life is 80% aspiration, 20% perspiration.
05:17Steamed Rainbow by Diaz and Jerga.
05:19Smell all my colors.
05:26Discord Adams.
05:27I've never met a stranger that I didn't love.
05:31Oh, yes.
05:32My confessions of a rebel.
05:34For the gal who has everything.
05:36Except boundaries.
05:39Mikey Meeks.
05:40Men say I'm high maintenance.
05:42I prefer luxury model.
05:46I'm expensive.
05:47By Deck of Scarlet.
05:49For the bitch who's fully loaded.
05:55Oh, she who is.
05:58Oh, yes.
06:00Juicy Love De Young.
06:02People say I'm full of it.
06:04And they're right.
06:07Intention by Fluid Project.
06:09That's my power you're smelling.
06:14Can you please her?
06:15I like my wigs how I like my relationships.
06:18Messy.
06:21Dirty Peach by Heretic.
06:23Bad Choices smell good.
06:32Nene Coco.
06:33What's love got to do with it?
06:35You tell me.
06:37Catch Feelings by Five Cents.
06:39I'm not angry.
06:40I'm just disappointed.
06:44Yeah.
06:45Lady Kings, you are all smell-o-quent.
06:48But one of you hit just the right top note.
06:52The winner of today's mini challenge is...
06:55Mikey Meeks.
06:59Another mini challenge win?
07:01I'm on a hot streak.
07:02You've won a cash prize of $2,500.
07:05Yes.
07:05Oh, my gosh.
07:06Courtesy of Scentbird.
07:07Thank you, Scentbird.
07:09My queens.
07:10In the drag race multiverse, there is one superstar
07:13who is truly out of her mind.
07:17Only one?
07:18For this week's maxi challenge, you'll be toasting
07:21and roasting the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
07:24Global All-Stars.
07:25Oh, my God.
07:27Alyssa Edwards.
07:28Yeah!
07:30The one and only Miss Alyssa Edwards.
07:35You know, Division Season 5, Division All-Stars 2,
07:38and the winner of Global All-Stars.
07:40And remember, she don't get cute.
07:42She gets drop-dead gorgeous.
07:45Alyssa is known for her tongue pops,
07:47her floor work as Annie Oakley,
07:49fighting with Pokemon trees.
07:51God, look how orange you fucking look, girl.
07:53For her many, many catchphrases.
07:55Back rolls.
07:57Gila monster.
07:58Grigamorous, girl.
07:59You think you're clever, don't you?
08:01Now, later today, you'll workshop your toast material
08:04with Michelle Visage and the shilarious Otsuko Okatsuka.
08:10Oh!
08:12I love Rose.
08:14This is such an essential component
08:16of what being a drag queen is about.
08:19It's reading, it's comedy writing,
08:21so I'm extremely excited to do this.
08:24Now, tomorrow on the main stage,
08:25you'll raise your glasses and asses
08:28as you give a toast to Alyssa Edwards.
08:31Okay.
08:34At this point in the competition,
08:36it's really important to get a win,
08:37but I don't really quite know how to roast.
08:42Now, Mikey, as the winner of today's mini-challenge,
08:44you get to pick the toast order.
08:49Here we go, please.
08:49Racers, start your engines,
08:51and may the best drag queen win.
08:54Yeah!
08:55For this roast, everybody's fair game,
08:57including the other queens,
08:59and the queens feel that I come in hot,
09:01so every time that I say anything,
09:03it's getting hit with,
09:05ooh, woo, woo!
09:06And now I've got to roast these girls.
09:12This week's Maxie Challenge,
09:13we are roasting and toasting
09:15the one and only Miss Alyssa Edwards.
09:17Oh, I can't say that.
09:18Oh, I can't say that.
09:19Oh, I can't say that.
09:20I can't say that.
09:20Girl, I'm excited.
09:22I feel like I'm a funny bitch.
09:24I've never roasted.
09:25I'm not a roaster.
09:26That's so strange.
09:28You are such a mean, despicable person.
09:31I would have figured this isn't your wheelhouse.
09:32I would think that...
09:37I'm sorry.
09:39That's where you go, you too.
09:41So for this roast,
09:42I'm just kind of coming up with words that I find funny.
09:46It's time for Alyssa Edwards to quit drag.
09:48Full stop.
09:49Bitch, sit your ass down and shut the hell up, bitch.
09:54That's not a joke.
09:57Anyway, who do you think is going home this week?
10:00Well, with the flames coming off of this paper...
10:02It's not gonna be me, girl.
10:05I'm making myself laugh.
10:09So I'm hoping that that translates.
10:12Ooh, yeah, get those hands nice and warm,
10:14because the heat coming out of here.
10:19Oh, God, I don't know who to do the first.
10:21I get to pick the order of the roast,
10:24which is a bit daunting.
10:25Are you trying to be shady,
10:26or are you trying to make a good roast?
10:28Or both?
10:29Or both?
10:29Top seven.
10:30Yeah.
10:31I have to be strategic in some ways.
10:34If I was her, I'd be shady boots.
10:37But don't do that to me.
10:39Bitch, don't do that to me!
10:44Hi!
10:45Hi!
10:46Hi!
10:46Class is in session.
10:48It is time to meet up with our comedy coaches.
10:50I have set the order of the roast,
10:52and we're doing a table read,
10:53so that means we're all hearing each other's critiques.
10:56Oh, my gosh, with the notebooks.
10:57They're gonna need them.
10:59Yep.
10:59Say hello to Ozko Okatsuka.
11:02Hello!
11:03Hi, hi.
11:04Oh, my gosh, nice to meet you.
11:06She is a comedian, actress, and writer,
11:08and she's here to help with your toast jokes.
11:11I am so excited to be here, and, yeah, let's have fun.
11:14Starting with Discord!
11:15Hi!
11:16Now, Discord, you're the first up.
11:17Mikey, you did the order.
11:20I did.
11:20Was that sabotage, putting Discord first?
11:23Last week, we all said that she should go home,
11:26so I do think it's a chance to push herself.
11:28All is fair in love and drags.
11:29How do you feel about that?
11:31Um, I've done roasts before,
11:33and then they're like,
11:33wow, you actually are funny.
11:35Okay.
11:36So you're setting the bar kind of high,
11:38saying that this is kind of your wheelhouse.
11:41Yeah, you know, I go into everything delusionally confident, so...
11:44And I love that.
11:45So let's see what you're working with.
11:46When Alyssa takes off her makeup,
11:48the features are gone, honey.
11:49I've seen more chin on an earthworm.
11:51What else you got?
11:52The only thing getting older than RuPaul
11:53are jokes about RuPaul being old.
11:55Seriously, girls, the material's right in front of you.
11:57Test her memory.
11:59Quick, Ru, what's her name?
12:00I like it.
12:01You did do her a favor by putting her first.
12:04Yeah, incredible start.
12:06This is one challenge that I feel I can really excel at,
12:09and if I can just beat Jane out this time,
12:12I could get a win here.
12:13Jane, don't.
12:14You come up right after Discord.
12:16So what was your thinking with that?
12:18Don't be near Jane.
12:20Hey.
12:21Well, I decided to take a real left turn.
12:24Oh.
12:24And we're starting with Michelle as a whore jokes.
12:26Yeah, no, my favorite.
12:27Yeah, of course.
12:29Michelle has had so many men from New Jersey inside of her
12:31that when you hold her vagina up to your ear,
12:33you can hear Bon Jovi.
12:35Oh, what's my God?
12:37Don't tell me anymore.
12:38I want to left.
12:38Okay, okay, okay.
12:39You got it.
12:39I am following Jane, the funniest bitch in the room.
12:42Oh, shit.
12:43I have a tough act to follow.
12:45Don't I?
12:45Juicy Love Dion.
12:47Are you nervous?
12:47How are you feeling about this, Juicy?
12:49Um, I wouldn't necessarily consider myself a comedian.
12:51Okay, no.
12:52I know you're a dancing queen.
12:54I know I'm following Jane.
12:55I definitely have to keep the energy up.
12:57Not just energy.
12:58You need to have confidence.
13:00Yes.
13:00Here we go, Juicy.
13:01My name is Juicy Love Dion, and I promise I'm not dumb.
13:05I just have bad luck thinking.
13:07But enough about me being born from the top of a ladder.
13:11Wait, I don't get it.
13:12Being born?
13:13Dropped from the top of, dropped on her head as a baby.
13:15If you have to explain it.
13:17It's pretty funny, you know?
13:19You're born from the top of a ladder.
13:20Like, you're instantly dropped on your head.
13:23That's what, that's...
13:24Okay, I'm not getting any laughs in the room right now.
13:30If you're gonna lean into, like, I'm dumb.
13:33Yeah.
13:34Bring a character to it.
13:36Okay.
13:36Right?
13:36And that could be in your inflection, in your delivery.
13:39Think of people who have made it their thing.
13:41Goldie Hawn.
13:43Mm-hmm.
13:43Jessica Simpson.
13:44If you're gonna do it, then do it.
13:47Mm-hmm.
13:48If that's what you choose.
13:50Darlene Mitchell.
13:51Do you have, like, a joke that you might do?
13:54Alyssa was stripped of her 2010 Miss Gay America title for conflicts of interest with the organization.
13:59The real conflict of interest that she should be concerned with is how those shoulders still don't match those hips.
14:05It's a long way to go for that punchline.
14:06You're gonna get there, Juan girl.
14:07Okay.
14:08Alyssa was one of the most talented dancers this show has ever seen.
14:12But now, a jump split is more like a jump splat!
14:18Discord, you're writing a lot.
14:20Yeah.
14:20Are you writing jokes?
14:21Or are you copying jokes?
14:22Oh.
14:23Darlene's really, really bad joke that she just told, I promise you I'm not stealing that.
14:28Jump splat!
14:30That's a good one.
14:31Underline.
14:31The Arrietty over here.
14:33Yeah.
14:34You have a really twisted sense of humor.
14:36Yeah.
14:36So, it's just waiting to come out.
14:38But it's gotta be grand enough for us to see that.
14:41Otherwise, it'll be like, ooh.
14:44Lean into the physical humor, too.
14:46Okay.
14:46Nene Coco.
14:48Hello.
14:48Hi.
14:48Should I try some of the Alyssa jokes?
14:50Sure.
14:50Okay.
14:51There's a few things I know about Texas.
14:52Everything is bigger there.
14:54And by everything, I mean Alyssa's old overbite.
14:57Okay.
14:57I feel like I look like Alyssa Edwards if Alyssa Edwards was good at makeup.
15:05The jokes that I want to tell are not landing.
15:08And I'm trying to shrink myself because I don't want to.
15:11I don't know.
15:13I gotta figure this out.
15:14I feel like something I struggle with is the girls.
15:17They always say that I come in really hot with shade sometimes.
15:20Who says that about you?
15:22I think everybody.
15:23Everybody.
15:23The tough part for me is I do laugh along with it.
15:26But like, you know, sometimes I feel like now when I do speak up, they're always just like, whoa, no
15:32matter what I say.
15:33Even if it's like the girl next to me says the same thing.
15:35I'm trying to just make sure that I still show them love and not just like feel like I'm attacking
15:41them all the time.
15:41It sounds to me like this could potentially hold you back.
15:45I do not want you to do that.
15:46Maybe you're just not skilled at reading the room.
15:48I feel like I'm getting caught up in my own social anxiety about all of this.
15:52And I'm getting so stifled by what I can and cannot do.
15:56And it's causing me to spiral.
16:01You've heard me say it a million times.
16:02There's a fine line between mean and roasting somebody or mean and shady.
16:07Shade is said with a wink, wink, nudge, nudge behind it.
16:09Yeah.
16:10You can do it, NeNe.
16:11Now, Kenya, you are funny.
16:13And you light up a room.
16:14You are filled with charisma.
16:17But are you filled with jokes?
16:18Michelle, I'm going to fucking try.
16:20Go on, Kenya.
16:20My time in this competition is a lot like my dating history.
16:23A lot of bottoming.
16:24While a tall black man tells me to beat my inner saboteur.
16:27Speaking of inner saboteur, hi, Darlene.
16:30Can I borrow some of those lovely bricks that you call shoes?
16:33You have your perspective down.
16:35So you have like the hard part down.
16:37Yeah, it's really just then committing to that voice.
16:39Right.
16:40Mikey Meeks.
16:40Hi.
16:41Mikey, you put yourself last.
16:42I did.
16:43Wow.
16:44She wants to be the closer.
16:47All right, let's hear some of the stuff that you got.
16:49Okay.
16:50Last year, Alyssa was crowned queen of the mother tucking world.
16:55We're never getting out of this trade war.
16:57Okay.
16:57Alyssa's idea of foreign policy is ordering extra breadsticks at Olive Garden.
17:02Alyssa embodies everything about C-U-N-T.
17:06Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and testosterone.
17:10I think it's good.
17:12Any questions for us?
17:14Do y'all validate parking?
17:18Yeah, time's up.
17:19After meeting with the comedy coaches, part of me is like, is this good enough?
17:24Do I have what it takes to close out the roast?
17:28Can I live to the expectation?
17:30I don't know.
17:31I don't know.
17:37I don't know.
17:38I don't know.
17:38I don't know.
17:38I don't know.
17:38I'm feeling it.
17:39I'm feeling it.
17:40I'm feeling it.
17:40I'm feeling it.
17:40Today's the day we will be delivering a roast in front of Alyssa herself and the judges.
17:44And I am nervous.
17:47This is going to be something.
17:51Here comes Darlene, dragging her little car.
17:54You look like you're selling Mary Kay.
17:58Can you please her?
18:00Mikey, how are you feeling?
18:02I woke up high on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
18:04I think the anxiety got to me a little bit.
18:06To be honest, I'm a little in my head right now.
18:09I am feeling the pressure of having to close the roast.
18:13So overnight, I rewrote the roast.
18:17After the rewrites and looking at the material, I think I found what I want to say.
18:22It's a little pressure closing it out, and I did that to myself.
18:24Girl, I'm going right before you.
18:26Yes, how do you feel?
18:26I feel very good.
18:29Yeah?
18:29She's feeling good from her head to her shoes.
18:31Let me add a suit, bitch.
18:32Right.
18:33Down.
18:33I feel like it's in a good place, but honey, I fucked up Snatch Game.
18:39I cannot fuck this up.
18:40It's showtime, folks.
18:42And I need to get up in this gig, girl.
18:46How are we feeling?
18:47I don't know.
18:48I feel like this whole process has really let me know that my brain works so differently
18:53than everyone else in the room.
18:55You know what I mean?
18:56Like, it's not the typical, like, set up, set up, punch line.
19:00Here's the knife.
19:01You know what I mean?
19:02It's not going to be how the other girls are technically putting together a roast joke,
19:06but I'm going to get some laughs, I hope.
19:09A different flavor is sometimes appreciated, but sometimes a different flavor can flop.
19:15It's a big swing, but at this point in the competition, without having a win, I need to swing big.
19:22How's yours going, NeNe?
19:23I think it's funny.
19:24Did you keep some of your signature NeNe sting?
19:27You know, we'll see.
19:29It's elimination day, and I'm nervous.
19:31I feel that the table read was interesting.
19:34A lot of feelings were put out on the table.
19:36I'm still trying to connect all the dots.
19:38All right, I'm going to check in with NeNe.
19:40NeNe seemed to be having a tough time getting her footing.
19:45NeNe, how you feeling?
19:46I know yesterday you were feeling emotional.
19:50How are you?
19:51How are we with that today?
19:53I don't know.
19:54Like, this whole competition, I've been telling myself, like, I know who I am.
19:57I know what I can do, all this stuff.
19:59But then it's in those moments that these insecurities crack through, and I'm like,
20:03what the fuck is going on?
20:07I think Michelle was right.
20:08I was like, I sometimes don't know how to read the room.
20:10And I'm trying to figure out, like, I want to connect with y'all, and I, like, struggle to do
20:15that in moments.
20:16It's okay that sometimes you just, like, kind of come in hot.
20:19To my mind, what seems like it might be helpful is, like, I do think you just need to, like,
20:22own it a little bit.
20:23It's better to just own that and be like, that just is who you are, I think, than to get
20:28in your head about it.
20:29Because in my experience, that's when those moments get, like, worse.
20:32And I think, you know, obviously, it sounds like we can all probably stand to be a bit more, like,
20:36sensitive about not, like, going in quite so hard on it.
20:39I do just want to, like, keep with the girls.
20:41Right.
20:41I don't want to have to tiptoe around y'all. I don't want y'all to have to tiptoe around
20:43me.
20:43I came into the competition knowing that I could handle a challenge, but I was not expecting to deal with
20:50all of the social interactions that came with this competition.
20:53All right, well, it's been good talking to you, Winnie the Pooh.
20:57Can I give you a hug?
20:58Yeah.
20:59I think you're cool, Jane.
21:00No matter what.
21:01Anybody else.
21:02Fuck off!
21:03I know that I can be funny. And especially coming off the Snatch Game, I know that I can make
21:08this roast good.
21:09I've just got to really lean into the material that I've got and hope that I can sell it without
21:14being a total bitch.
21:19Why you mad? Cause my pussy pops more severely. And yours don't.
21:25I love your laugh, Mikey.
21:27Yeah.
21:27Yeah.
21:28It kind of sounds like you're powering down.
21:30Honey, we all know when Mikey powers down, it's getting ridiculous.
21:33Mikey is crazy. She will literally be in the middle of talking. She'll be like, you know what?
21:38I actually saw you power down during the table read. You were like...
21:44It was after the, why did you put yourself last?
21:49Mikey, you put yourself last.
21:51I did.
21:51She wants to be the closer.
21:55Yeah, I don't know. I'm a weird person.
21:57Sometimes I'm talking to myself in my brain and I genuinely power down.
22:06See, what the fuck is wrong with this bitch?
22:10Ooh, I'm back.
22:12Where she goes, we do not know what's happening in that noggin.
22:16Mikey fully might be a robot at this point.
22:21Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
22:24Here's looking at you, kid.
22:26It's Michelle Visage.
22:27L'chaim.
22:30Cheers, my queers. It's Ross Matthews.
22:33Bottoms up.
22:34Hehehe.
22:35Hehehe.
22:37And the wonderful, Asuka Okakotsuka.
22:40Here's to the best bowl cut in the business.
22:43Move over, Beatles. I'm serving John and raising Yoko.
22:46HaHa ha ha ha ha.
22:49This week, we challenge our queens to toast the incomparable Alyssa Edwards.
22:54Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
22:59From beautiful downtown Pacoima, it's a toast to Alyssa Edwards.
23:08Now, here's Alyssa.
23:12Oh, my dear.
23:16Welcome, darling.
23:21Thank you for the invitation to the annual family roast, but to you ladies, I want all
23:28of y'all to take a good look at this before you annihilate me, because it's never going
23:32to get this good for you.
23:36Now, let's start this shindig.
23:38Come on.
23:40First up, it's Discord Adam.
23:44Good evening, good evening, good evening, and welcome to the toast of the dancing diva
23:48of Mesquite, Texas, a woman whose back rolls enter the room before she does.
23:53The beautiful, the honorable, the unintelligible, Alyssa Edwards.
24:01So let's start with a toast, shall we?
24:03Here is to honor.
24:05Hitting on her, kissing on her, loving on her, and if you can't come in her, come on her.
24:12Michelle knows what I'm talking about.
24:14Oh, yeah.
24:16We can't forget the queen of all queens, RuPaul.
24:22But, you know, uh-oh.
24:24She spilled her drink.
24:25Let's get real here.
24:26The only thing older than RuPaul are jokes about RuPaul being old.
24:31No, no.
24:32I'm joking, everyone.
24:33Without RuPaul and her legacy, I would not be standing here today, waiting for these girls
24:38to bomb.
24:40But, now it's time for the beast of the hour.
24:43Does anybody even know what Alyssa is saying?
24:45Chirping like a, squirping like a...
24:47Rig-a-Morris.
24:49Seriously, trying to figure you out is harder than Kenya reading the menu at a Cheesecake Factory.
24:55Because I'm fast.
24:56When Alyssa takes her makeup off, the features are gone, honey.
25:00I have seen more features on an egg.
25:04There are jokes.
25:05It's just that they're not that funny.
25:07Maybe it's the Sith Lord hood.
25:09It just doesn't feel fun.
25:11And now it's time for the top.
25:12We are all dying to see bottom.
25:14Welcome, Jane Doan.
25:17Thank you, Lord Voldemort.
25:20It's an honor to be in a room full of such extraordinary queer artists and Nene Coco.
25:27RuPaul is here.
25:28RuPaul is so old, the first time she asked,
25:31why it gotta be black, she was talking about the plague.
25:35But enough about RuPaul.
25:37Let's talk about her dedicated team of elder care specialists.
25:41Hi, Michelle.
25:42Hi.
25:42Michelle famously placed seventh on Strictly Cum Dancing,
25:46but she always places first on Strictly Cum Guzzling.
25:53I cannot believe that I am in the presence of the Ross Matthews,
25:59or as he's known by most of America,
26:01that faggot on the Drew Barrymore show.
26:03Oh, my God.
26:06I like that one.
26:07It's true.
26:09Mikey Meeks is here.
26:10Everybody give it up for Mikey.
26:11Yeah.
26:12Mikey has a BFA.
26:14That's right.
26:14A blown out fucking asshole.
26:18It's true.
26:19What?
26:21A BFA?
26:22But on to the woman of the hour, Alyssa Edwards.
26:26Alyssa, you are the pride of Texas.
26:29Oh, wait.
26:29I'm sorry.
26:29I read that wrong.
26:30Alyssa, your back is as wide as Texas.
26:33I'd love to make jokes about you losing crowns,
26:35but I don't want to bring up your teeth.
26:37And now, give it up for the one child George Bush left behind.
26:41It's Juicy Love Dion.
26:43Yes, Dave.
26:44That was good, bitch.
26:47Jane's too smart.
26:48She's really good at this.
26:49Now I got to follow her.
26:51Damn.
26:52We are gathered here today to celebrate the career of Alyssa Edwards.
26:57But first, Michelle Visage.
26:59Hi, Michelle.
27:00Hi.
27:01The only thing drier than Michelle's humor is Ross Matthews' vagina.
27:05That's true.
27:06I'm so glad you can take time off from being Drew Barrymore's new pet gay
27:11to come back to being RuPaul's Bishon Frise.
27:16We missed you.
27:19Girl, what is Juicy even talking about?
27:21I don't know.
27:22I can't even follow, but I know it's not funny.
27:23Ru, a few weeks ago, you asked me a very tough question.
27:28Who are you?
27:28And I had to dig really deep for this answer.
27:33I'm Juicy Love Dion, not Georges.
27:40And finally, our guest of honor, Alyssa Edwards.
27:44You know, watching you be such a great dance teacher and mentor on Dancing Queen,
27:49all I could think about is, wow.
27:54I can't believe I have nothing better to do than watch Dancing Queen.
27:57You really inspire me to be a better dancer, actor, and comedian.
28:02Because if not, then it's going to take me three tries to win RuPaul's Drag Race.
28:07Well, bitch, at this right, it's going to take more than three.
28:11Oh, bless Juicy's heart.
28:13This is not her challenge.
28:15And now, a woman who brought to this competition her soft heart and hard fronts.
28:22It's Darlene Mitchell.
28:26You've heard of Carrot Top, but have you ever heard of Carrot Bottom?
28:32Hello, RuPaul.
28:33Ru, this show is truly a unique, unmatched experience.
28:37A room full of queens struggling to top.
28:40Some of us top.
28:41One doesn't.
28:43Hi, Discord.
28:47The room is honestly pretty quiet.
28:50I need to turn this around.
28:51I am just going for it.
28:54These girls have been calling me a prop queen all season,
28:57and I just don't see it.
29:01Oh, look!
29:02A burger!
29:05Oh, my God.
29:07Can you please her?
29:08We told her we were having a roast tonight,
29:10and this bitch showed up with coleslaw and macaroni.
29:16And now, let's talk about the other big girl.
29:20And I'm talking about Alyssa Edwards.
29:23Ego.
29:24Ooh!
29:25What, too harsh?
29:26How about I say it with a clown nose?
29:28Oh, wrong!
29:29What?
29:32She looks so excited to be here.
29:34But that just must be all that illegal Botox.
29:39Wee!
29:42Yes!
29:43Yes!
29:43Yes!
29:45Yes!
29:45This is the most unhinged thing that I have ever seen in a roast,
29:49and I think I like it?
29:52RuPaul, getting to know you these past few weeks,
29:55I feel like I can confidently assume
29:57gerbils are not off the table for you, mama!
30:02Am I right?
30:06Bossy Rossy!
30:08Hi!
30:08Ross, you just make me so horny.
30:10I could reach under the desk right now
30:12to get a top placement tonight.
30:15Banana!
30:19That's it for me.
30:21And up next,
30:23Nini Coco!
30:25And one more thing, Michelle.
30:27What?
30:28Why you mad?
30:35Darlene's roast set will go down in history.
30:37It is so completely batshit insane.
30:41This is genius.
30:43Welcome back to a toast to Alyssa Edwards.
30:47Thank you, everyone.
30:48Let's give it up one more time for Darlene Mitchell.
30:52Yes, Darlene.
30:52You know, out of drag,
30:54she's kind of the trait of the season.
30:56I would hook up with her,
30:58but I'd have to put a bag over her artistic choices
31:00to be able to do so.
31:03Before we get to the handsome woman of the hour,
31:06I would like to take a moment to celebrate the judges.
31:09For those that don't know,
31:10RuPaul is the first drag queen ever.
31:17Ru is so old,
31:19her new CoverGirl remix goes from
31:20put that base in your walk
31:22to put tennis balls on the base of that walker.
31:27Also, Ross is here.
31:29Ross was on Celebrity Big Brother.
31:31Who looked at Ross and said,
31:33yeah, celebrity?
31:34Oh, hair.
31:37Otco is here.
31:38It was an honor to meet you yesterday.
31:39My first thought was,
31:41wow, I'm really craving coconuts.
31:44My second thought,
31:45who does your hair?
31:46I'd like to avoid them.
31:47Oh, come on.
31:48On to the superstar herself.
31:51People constantly tell me
31:52that I look like Alyssa Edwards.
31:55Do you see it?
31:56Yes.
31:56I do see it a little bit.
31:57And it might be because
31:58we share the same foundation shade,
32:00white privilege.
32:04Back in the day,
32:05the phrase,
32:05everything is bigger in Texas,
32:07had exclusively applied to her overbite.
32:10But that is all for me.
32:11And up next,
32:12we have a bathroom queen,
32:13which means,
32:14if you need to take a potty break,
32:15now's the time to do it.
32:17It's Kenya Pleaser.
32:19Thank you so much, Nene,
32:21for that.
32:23Honey,
32:24when I heard we were toasting,
32:25I got really excited
32:26and I bought all the jelly
32:27I could find in a 30-mile radius.
32:29It must be jelly
32:30because jammed don't shake, girl.
32:31Yes, bitch.
32:32See, my time in this competition
32:34has been a lot like my dating history.
32:37Plenty of bottoming
32:38while a black man tells me
32:40to beat the inner saboteur.
32:44Speaking of inner saboteur,
32:45hi, Darlene.
32:46Can I borrow some of those shoes
32:47that you call bricks?
32:48Or some of those bricks
32:49that you call shoes?
32:52The judges have been on
32:53Discord's walk all season long.
32:56Discord's walk is so stiff
32:57and uncomfortable to look at,
32:59it reminds me of Ross Matthews.
33:01It does, truly.
33:02Mm-hmm.
33:05Crickets.
33:07Crickets.
33:07That's the only thing I hear.
33:09There is not a single joke landing.
33:12Alyssa,
33:13I love and adore you so very much.
33:15Me and Alyssa
33:16have so much in common.
33:18We're both from the South.
33:19Mm-hmm.
33:20Mm-hmm.
33:21We both love sweet tea.
33:23We do.
33:23We do, yes.
33:25And we both have back rolls.
33:28Bitch,
33:28we both share back rolls, honey.
33:31And Alyssa,
33:31I totally understood you
33:32when you called Riga Morris, honey.
33:33But bitch,
33:34could you call it something else?
33:35I heard Riga
33:36and I got scared, bitch.
33:38I was like,
33:38what the fuck does she call us?
33:42Kenya Energy,
33:4410 jokes,
33:452.
33:46And closing out our toast
33:48and our roast for this evening,
33:49a beast of a woman.
33:51I mean,
33:51my good sister,
33:53Mikey Meeks.
33:55Woo!
33:56Well,
33:57wasn't that
33:58terrible?
34:01Good evening, everyone.
34:03I am the drag ingenue,
34:05Mikey Meeks.
34:06We have some amazing queens
34:08who perform tonight.
34:09Discord Adams is here.
34:10Her place in the competition
34:12is like Jane Doan's hairline.
34:15Receding.
34:18Juicy is such a slut.
34:20When she says the juice is loose,
34:22she means it.
34:27Ross,
34:28so good to see you.
34:29And I'm happy Drew Barrymore
34:31let you out of her basement.
34:32Yeah.
34:33Rossy puts the lotion on his skin
34:35or else it gets the hose again.
34:39We are here today
34:41to celebrate a leader,
34:43a mentor,
34:44and a teacher.
34:45Which is why Texas
34:46maybe lasts in education.
34:48Alyssa Edwards.
34:50Oh, my fucking bitch.
34:52Last year,
34:53Alyssa was crowned
34:54queen of the mother-talking world.
34:57Really?
34:58What do you know
34:59about global issues?
35:01To her,
35:02a trade war
35:03is when her tricks
35:04find out she's a top.
35:10Bitch, Mikey,
35:11why are you so good?
35:13Oh, I'm living.
35:14We love you, queens.
35:17And now,
35:18let's give the last word
35:20to the star of the night,
35:21Alyssa Edwards.
35:25What a night to remember, Ru.
35:27Thank you so very much
35:29for inviting me.
35:30I have just one thing
35:31to say
35:32to these monsters.
35:34I don't get cute,
35:35I get drop-dead gorgeous.
35:36I don't get cute,
35:37drop-dead gorgeous.
35:38I don't get cute,
35:39drop-dead gorgeous.
35:40I don't get cute,
35:41drop-dead gorgeous.
35:42Something good,
35:42feeling gorgeous.
35:43Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
35:50I don't get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous.
36:03Follow this act, you bitches.
36:13Category is Swept Away.
36:16Up first, Discord Adams.
36:19Don't you just love riding a hog?
36:21My favorite.
36:22Swept Away, a runway outfit that blows in the wind.
36:26Bitch, I'm a motorcycle.
36:28I am metal head to toe.
36:30I have flames shooting off of my back.
36:33This is very punk, this is very metal.
36:36This look is very loudly Discord.
36:39And it's another look that was made from the minds of the House of Atoms.
36:46Michelle, can you handlebar this?
36:48I can.
36:49She's a motocross dresser.
36:53Jane don't.
36:54Jane was born with a silver spoon on her head.
36:59My look is a gorgeous, Erte-inspired showgirl costume.
37:04So I wanted to give something that had that kind of art deco, 1910s, 1920s vibe.
37:10I have 20 pounds of sequin fringe hanging off both of my arms.
37:15I should have done reps before I wore this costume.
37:17But I'm keeping those arms extended.
37:20I love this look.
37:21Jane, can you go stage right?
37:22There's some dust over there.
37:24You got it.
37:26Great work.
37:26Yes, sweep me up before you go-go.
37:30Juicy Love Dion.
37:31Don't you hate folding a fitted sheet?
37:33This is obviously a queen-size fitted sheet.
37:36Mama, I'm serving drama on the runway.
37:39Supermodel that got stuck in the strings of a parachute.
37:42And that's what I'm giving with this Linda Evangelista type of hair.
37:46I know that that parachute is getting some life behind me and continues to move even when I stop.
37:51I feel like I'm shooting for Vogue right now.
37:53I think I'm eating this.
37:54Juicy, you ate that.
37:56Someone finally invented something to catch your farts in.
38:02Darlene Mitchell.
38:03Reporting from the hurricane zone.
38:04Forecast calls for a 69% chance that she's a whore.
38:10Is a storm coming?
38:11I sure hope not because this fabric umbrella covered in feathers ain't gonna do shit.
38:15I'm just your everyday girl trying to hold this pose fiercely.
38:19But this wind just won't let up, girl.
38:22And I am giving supermodel couture down.
38:25But it wouldn't be me if it wasn't tacky as heck.
38:29Well, they said there was a cold front moving in.
38:31Hey, you remember Mary Poppins?
38:32Yeah.
38:33Well, this is Mary Poopins.
38:34Ooh.
38:35Ooh.
38:35Up next, Kenya Pleaser.
38:38Kenya Pleaser?
38:39More like Kenya Breezer.
38:41I am gone with the wind fabulous baby.
38:44And I'm giving you black afro fairy down, honey.
38:47I have on my fairy wing in this gorgeous iridescent lavender color.
38:53I want little girls to see this and be like, mama, look at that little black fairy.
38:56I want to be her when I grow up.
38:57It is cutesy, it's body positive, and honey, most importantly, it's black.
39:02When Tinker Bell is looking good as hell.
39:05Mikey Meeks.
39:06Neely O'Hara, live at the Flamingo Vegas.
39:10Apparently, she's the Gust of Honor.
39:12Oh, okay.
39:13I am covering the stage in 20 yards of orange chiffon, so you cannot miss me.
39:19The fan is blowing.
39:20My hair is up.
39:21I feel so beautiful in this moment.
39:23I wanted to pay tribute to the divas who raised me, who would perform with a spotlight,
39:29a fan, and some flowing fabric.
39:31And that is the act I'm giving.
39:33What an airhead.
39:35Oh, she just got her second wind.
39:39Nene Coco.
39:40This is a very earnest performance.
39:44I am a widow in mourning.
39:46I am headed to the seaside to scatter the ashes of my loved ones.
39:50Oh no, my tissue.
39:51It's camp.
39:52It's sad.
39:53It's funny.
39:54I created this look.
39:55Monochromatic black from head to toe.
39:57Fit for a funeral, but the skirt is riding up a little bit high.
40:02Maybe she'll find her next man at the beach.
40:04What you gonna do with all that ash?
40:09Welcome, queens.
40:10It's time for the judges' critiques.
40:13First up, Discord Adams.
40:15This look tonight, I wouldn't really call it blowing in the wind in any way.
40:19There's a little bit.
40:19I think it's kind of stiff up here.
40:21However, you have a great sense of style.
40:23You're always edgy.
40:24Tonight you look like Suzanne Barsh.
40:26Oh, thank you.
40:27Opening the toast is a really tough position because you've got to set the tone.
40:31There was a little bit of a stumble.
40:33But, you know.
40:33Your drink spilled.
40:34Uh-oh.
40:34And I don't know that you ever got back in front of it.
40:37Someone once told me in live TV to embrace the mistakes.
40:40So it would have been more fun if you just kept saying like,
40:43well, when is someone gonna refill my drink?
40:44But we've got to be stronger than any mistake that is thrown in our way.
40:47I loved the runs you did with Alyssa, the honor, the come on her.
40:51Right?
40:52Very funny.
40:53Could it have been funnier?
40:54Yeah, it definitely could have been funnier.
40:56Up next, Jane Don't.
40:58This look is so beautiful.
41:00And his hat, it's just the right amount of wrong to make it great.
41:03A shape we don't usually see on our heads.
41:05Right?
41:06Uh, excuse me.
41:06Is that not just four times my hair?
41:09Awkward.
41:09I'm so sorry.
41:10What am I?
41:11Chopped liver?
41:12In the toast, you looked so glamorous in that red crystal gown.
41:16It was very Marilyn.
41:17I just loved it.
41:18And it is hard to be so beautiful and then go and be funny.
41:22I live that every day of my life.
41:24You do a very good job with the whole complimenting and then the dig.
41:29But I don't want to bring up your teeth.
41:29You're so smart and naturally such a comedy queen.
41:33Just wonderful.
41:34This is what you do.
41:35And there was no doubt that you would deliver.
41:37Wonderful night for you.
41:39Up next, Juicy Love Dion.
41:41I love this outfit.
41:42Not only is it beautiful, but it allows for a real moment on the runway with the fan.
41:48But the toast was a challenge for you.
41:51Wow.
41:52What you were lacking was the confidence.
41:55Your jokes were almost too nice.
41:57I needed you to take it a lot further.
42:00And if you weren't going to take it further, then you needed to take the character further.
42:04Being a character is hard.
42:05It's about showing it instead of just saying it.
42:08You haven't quite found your voice yet, your point of view.
42:12And that's what was missing tonight.
42:14Up next, Darlene Mitchell.
42:16You gave us more than just a look on a runway.
42:19You gave us comedy.
42:21That makes it so much fun.
42:23In the toast.
42:24You swung so far.
42:26It wasn't about the punchline.
42:28It was about, what is she going to do next?
42:31Then halfway through, you're like doing this weird Kristen Wiig thing where she's like, eee.
42:35And then you topped it off at the end with those hideous shoes.
42:41Whatever you do, do not throw away those shoes.
42:45You just let loose.
42:47That's what you want to see.
42:48You will work for the rest of your life doing that act.
42:53Great night for you, Darlene.
42:56Up next, the Widow Coco.
42:58This is so beautiful.
42:59Like, I want to go to this funeral.
43:00And you had a moment throwing the ashes in the air.
43:03That's another clever way to think what I'm going to do when there's a big fan pointed at me.
43:07At one point, your skirt hiked up a little bit and we could see the garters there, which are the
43:11moment of this whole outfit.
43:13Yeah.
43:16In the toast.
43:18Yeah.
43:18Celebrity.
43:19I understood what the kids were saying when they said that it could come across as mean.
43:24I think you're your biggest doubter because of this.
43:27You need to find a way to put a little lube on it before you just stick it right in.
43:33Clocking the moments of when you are getting laughs is really important to finding the voice in comedy.
43:38There were really great jokes that were social commentary.
43:41We have the same shade of foundation.
43:44White privilege.
43:45It's just about leaning into that.
43:47Kenya Pleaser.
43:48I love the color of this outfit.
43:49It's not as dramatic as some of the other looks when the wind machine is on, but the color, perfection.
43:56Okay, talk about the toast.
43:57Example's sake, girl.
43:58There's a quality in your voice.
44:00You command the stage.
44:02The problem was, you didn't really have the jokes.
44:04There were some, Kenya, but we needed more laughs.
44:09You've gotten by with just how charismatic you are.
44:13You've already got everything it takes.
44:15You've already got everything it takes.
44:17You have already got everything it takes, but you need to invest in Kenya.
44:24You need to have a conversation with that little kid inside of you and understand you are a natural star.
44:31Coming from where I come from, I struggle with that on a daily basis.
44:36That little boy is just crying every day to be, I'm beautiful.
44:39I'm wanted.
44:42And for me to be on this stage is such a blessing and an honor.
44:47And I don't want to take it for granted at all.
44:51Tonight, hopefully, this is a big lesson for you.
44:54A big lesson for you.
44:57All right, up in my favorite color, Mikey Meeks.
45:01So you put yourself last.
45:02That is a big, big seat to fill.
45:06And I thought you did a great job.
45:08You've got a real skill for understanding a setup and a punchline.
45:13Terrible.
45:14You were also doing a character that was very funny.
45:16Every time you would, she means it.
45:18Right?
45:18You were doing that too.
45:19It's a silliness in you that really comes out.
45:23It's really funny.
45:24You're another one.
45:25You've got a career in comedy.
45:27And this outfit is gorgeous.
45:29Whatever you thought we were going to see, when that fan hit that outfit, double it by 10.
45:35Is that math?
45:36I don't know.
45:37Incorrect, but we'll go with that.
45:39Carry the one.
45:39Okay.
45:40It was Lana Turner in The Prodigal Son.
45:43Absolutely gorgeous.
45:45Very, very good night for you.
45:47Thank you, Queens.
45:48I think we've heard enough.
45:49While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
45:54All right, now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
45:57Starting with Discord Adams.
45:59She was extremely confident.
46:01She just got thrown off her game.
46:03She did have jokes.
46:04She just didn't sell them.
46:05Just didn't super stand out as some of the other girls.
46:08All right, Jane Don't.
46:09Jane Don't we knew was going to be good and she absolutely delivered it.
46:14She's so good on stage.
46:15That skill, you have it or you don't, Jane has it.
46:19All right, Juicy.
46:20For comedy, yeah, I think she still has a way to go with finding her perspective.
46:26Watching Juicy try her best in the toast tonight reminded me of that one time I took a hip-hop
46:31dance class.
46:37Darlene Mitchell.
46:38So this was the surprise of the night.
46:39She was wackadoodle.
46:41It was hilarious.
46:42We witnessed in real time her understanding how she does this.
46:48Yeah.
46:49It was brilliant.
46:50I appreciate a banana.
46:51Banana.
46:52Nini Coco.
46:54She had some funny jokes in there, but a lot of the stuff came across as mean.
46:57Who does your hair?
46:57And it's the delivery.
46:59Because the jokes were not any worse off than anybody else.
47:02I do think this will be a pivotal night for her in understanding how to move forward.
47:06There are ways she could have softened the blow.
47:08You did describe Michelle, by the way.
47:10I know I did.
47:11All right, Kenya Pleaser.
47:12Oh, Kenya has so much presence on that stage.
47:15You want to talk about charisma?
47:16What she didn't have was funny jokes.
47:19But a lot of times people don't have the personality, so at least there's that, right?
47:23She has that.
47:24Mikey Meeks.
47:25She's got it all.
47:26Confidence, looks, capability, all of it.
47:30She blew it out of the water.
47:32She was so funny.
47:33Tonight was a great night for Mikey Meeks.
47:36Yeah.
47:36I have three words.
47:37She crushed it.
47:40Silence.
47:40I have made my decision.
47:42Bring back my girls.
47:45Welcome back, queens.
47:46I've made some decisions.
47:51Jane Don't.
47:54Darlene Mitchell.
47:56Mikey Meeks.
47:58Your toasts and your runways blew us away.
48:01But one of you really popped our cork.
48:08Darlene Mitchell.
48:10Congratulations.
48:11You're the winner of this week's challenge.
48:13Yes, Darlene.
48:15Oh, my God.
48:18You've won a cash tip of $5,000.
48:21I just won the roast.
48:27Banana.
48:30Jane, Mikey.
48:32You three may step to the back of the stage.
48:38Discord, Adams.
48:40On the runway, you were on fire.
48:43But your toast wasn't so hot.
48:47Kenya Pleaser.
48:48On the runway, you took flight.
48:50But when it came to the toast, you didn't land it.
48:55Kenya, I'm sorry, my dear.
48:57But you are up for elimination.
49:02In the bottom two, again.
49:07Discord, you're safe.
49:11Juicy Love Dion.
49:13On the runway, you had the material.
49:17And the toast, not so much.
49:21Nini Coco.
49:22On the runway, you were to die for.
49:25But your toast didn't kill.
49:32Nini Coco.
49:34You are safe.
49:37Fuck.
49:38Oh, I love both of these queens so much.
49:41You may join the other girls.
49:45Juicy.
49:46I'm sorry, my dear.
49:47But you are up for elimination.
49:50You know, me and Kenya are kind of in the same spot right now.
49:52This is our third time lip syncing each.
49:55But if I have to lip sync against every single one of you
49:58to make it to the end, I sure will.
50:00Two queens, stand before me.
50:03Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
50:07and save yourself from elimination.
50:13The time has come for you to lip sync
50:19for your life.
50:26No matter how good she is,
50:28I refuse to not go out with a motherfucking fight, girl.
50:32Good luck.
50:33And don't fuck it up.
50:44Turn around.
50:45Every now and then I get a little bit lonely
50:49and you're never coming around.
50:51Turn around.
50:53Every now and then I get a little bit tired
50:55of listening to the sound of my tears.
50:58Turn around.
50:59Every now and then I get a little bit nervous
51:02that the best of all the years have gone by.
51:05Turn around.
51:06Turn around.
51:07Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
51:09and then I see the look in your eyes.
51:12Turn around.
51:14Turn around.
51:15Every now and then I fall apart
51:18and I'll leave you now tonight
51:21and I'll leave you all forever.
51:24And if you only hold me tight
51:28We'll be holding on forever.
51:31And we'll only be making it right.
51:34This will never be wrong.
51:36Together we can take it to the end of the line.
51:40Love is like a shadow on me all of the time.
51:44I don't know what to do.
51:46I'm always in the dark
51:48living in a party
51:49can't give up
51:50sports
51:52Jack the baby!
51:55Jack the baby!
51:57Jack the baby!
51:58Jack the baby!
51:58Jack the baby!
51:59Once upon the time I was falling in love
52:04But now I'm only falling apart
52:09Nothing I can do
52:11But two little eclipses of the heart
52:18Turn around, data!
52:23Let's turn around!
52:34Queen's! I've made my decision!
52:42Juicy love Dion shantay you stay!
52:46You may join the other girls.
52:55can you please her the answer is yes you can now sashay away rue from the bottom of my heart
53:06i want to say thank you for allowing me to show this little black gay boy from south carolina
53:13that he is beautiful that he is loved thank you for allowing me to be that representation thank you
53:28the question still stands rupaul can you please her
53:41i'm jumbled up in emotions i don't know how to feel because i thought i was going to slay this
53:44challenge so i i am shocked that way to all the little boys out there that i know is going
53:49to be
53:49watching this scared in a room bitch under the cover trying to have that previous channel button
53:53on lock you are fabulous you are enough and you can become whatever you want to chase your dreams
54:00because i chase mine bitch i made it to hollywood it is not over honey this is just the first
54:05taste
54:05i love y'all at least i'm going out cute bitch
54:10pendragulations queens and remember if you can't love yourself how in the hell you gonna love somebody
54:15else can i get an amen up in here amen all right now let the music play next time on
54:20rupaul's drag race
54:21you need to turn these dashing desperados into dazzling dolls damn these are men oh lord jesus
54:31girl this ain't gonna work i know that i can bring this together you just wait until we get to
54:37the
54:37main stage literally when you walked out i said what episode of parent trap is this
54:44it just didn't make any fucking sense and i hate it
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