00:03I must admit, Alec Holland had good taste in women.
00:09It's a real shame I had to kill her.
00:13With a little cut here, a little snip there, I'll simply recreate Linda Holland.
00:21I waited a long time.
00:23Too long to obtain the biorestorative formula from the former Dr. Holland.
00:31Hard to believe this mass of slime and moss was once a man, much less a doctor.
00:39You know, I could do this surgery with my eyes closed if I wanted to.
00:44But don't fret.
00:46They shall stay open for the entire procedure.
00:51Now, my dear, just relax and trust yourself into my brilliant hands.
01:00You are going to put Swamp Thing right where I want him.
01:11Now, don't move.
01:16This won't hurt a bit.
01:22Trust me.
01:33Plastic surgery is so dull, although you did present quite a challenge.
01:40I prefer experimentation.
01:42It allows the imagination to run wild.
01:53I never cease to amaze myself.
02:02As I know how hard it is, it takes less time.
02:33the swamp is my world it is who i am it is what i am i was once a man
02:43i know the evil men do
02:45do not bring your evil here i warn you beware the wrath of swamping
02:58a living image if ever i saw
03:05you're good too good just live up to my work i didn't go through all this not to
03:12and tell me your maiden name mason date of your wedding anniversary august 8th your husband's
03:18pet name einstein the name of your dog we didn't have one alec was allergic very good
03:24i think you're about ready to reacquaint yourself with your husband since alec holland no longer
03:29looks like he does in these photos what exactly does he look like he's big and unusual trust me
03:36you won't miss him but do remember that since he's a creature of the swamp he has all the wisdom
03:41of
03:41the swamp and he's not easily fooled
03:48so
03:56so
03:57so
03:58so
03:58so
03:58so
04:24I realize this is an unusual request.
04:27Not entirely, but I am curious why, after ten years, you've decided to hold a memorial service for your husband
04:32now.
04:33It took me nearly that long to be able to deal with what happened to him.
04:37After Alec was killed, I completely fell to pieces.
04:40I wasn't living here at the time, but I've heard about what happened.
04:45Only I heard that you had been killed as well.
04:47I nearly was. I was severely burned. It took all these years to put my life back together.
04:53And now I'm finally ready to lay Alec to rest.
05:00Would tomorrow afternoon be all right?
05:02That would be fine.
05:04Is there anyone I can call for you?
05:06Alec and I were pretty new in town. We really hadn't made any friends.
05:09We spent all our time working in the lab, and the few people we did know here in town, they're
05:14not here anymore.
05:16Well, I'd be very happy to make the necessary arrangements, Mrs. Holland.
05:19Please, call me Linda.
05:24Thank you. Good night.
05:34And now, at long last, the soul of Alec Holland is spirited to everlasting peace.
05:40And these prayers and hopes are for the peace and serenity that so far has been denied in the Hall.
06:08Linda.
06:10Linda.
06:12We love to be with you.
07:36Mrs. Holland?
07:43I know it's been a long time, but you are Mrs. Holland, aren't you?
07:47Yes, I am.
07:48You probably don't remember me. I was just a little kid when you lived here.
07:52I'm Oboe Hardison. You knew my parents.
07:55Oboe, how are you?
07:57Fine.
08:09What's wrong? You're not eating. It's too well done, isn't it?
08:13Never even noticed. It's too busy concentrating on you.
08:28Good evening. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.
08:32Only a quiet dinner with my wife.
08:34No, I'll be brief. I've come to make you an offer, Holland.
08:37Develop your bar restorative formula for me and I'll make you a rich man.
08:41I don't need your money, Dr. Arcane.
08:43Everyone needs money, Dr. Holland.
08:45I'd rather see all my work Paris than give you the formula.
08:48The thought of getting it into your hands terrifies me.
08:51Well, it will someday, so you might as well get used to the idea now.
08:55And that's all it is, Dr. Arcane, an idea.
08:57It'll never be a reality.
09:00Never say never, Dr. Holland.
09:02I just did.
09:05Good night.
09:19Good night.
09:35Good night.
10:08Linda, don't go. It's me. I'm Alec.
10:19Get away from me. Leave me alone.
10:22Who are you?
10:24Linda. Linda Holland.
10:26That can't be.
10:28Yes, I am. I came to Leritha, my husband's grave.
10:32Your husband. Who was he?
10:34Alec Holland.
10:36I'm Alec Holland.
10:38No. You're not human. Why are you doing this? Alec is dead.
10:43I know that's what you believe.
10:44He died in the explosion. I saw it with my own eyes.
10:47I'm the result of that explosion.
10:50No!
11:20I was absolutely brilliant last night.
11:25Meryl Streep couldn't have played that part any better.
11:27Well, then let it go to your head.
11:29We're only halfway there and Meryl Streep doesn't have to pull off what you have to pull off.
11:33Well, I think he fell for it.
11:36Maybe.
11:37But I've learned never to underestimate Swamp Thing.
11:40What I've learned never to underestimate you.
11:43Just think, once we get that formula, we'll be young forever.
11:48I wonder if forever will be enough time to accomplish all the things I intend to do.
11:54Well, I know one thing that we can do from now to eternity.
11:58You've got such a one-track mind. I think that's why I'm so attractive, too.
12:13Let's see if you're really Linda.
12:52Linda.
12:55There was something about you last night.
12:57I can't explain it, but I was fascinated.
13:00And I had to find out if you were really who you claimed to be.
13:03I think you already know.
13:05That's why you're here.
13:06You're right.
13:07I saw it in your eyes.
13:08They never lied to me before.
13:17You look tired.
13:18What do you say we go right to bed when we go home?
13:21There's just one little bit of work I still want to do tonight.
13:23Alec, you've got to get some sleep.
13:25We both do.
13:27We're working on that bio-restorative formula for so long now,
13:29we're going to forget what sleep is.
13:32Just five minutes.
13:36All right, Einstein.
13:38Five minutes.
13:41Five minutes.
14:05Five minutes.
14:09Five minutes.
14:20Six minutes.
14:21Six minutes.
14:22Five minutes.
14:26Six minutes.
14:27Seven minutes.
14:27Seven minutes.
14:29The mayor'sinku temane.
14:29Fif flowers, where it's out of the house.
14:29Seven minutes.
14:29Six minutes.
14:43Get out of here!
15:03Get out of here!
15:54Get out of here!
16:23Get out of here!
16:27Get yours!
16:43Get out of here!
16:57Get out of here!
17:06How can you do this to me?
17:08Get out of here!
17:37Now, granted, it's a fixer-upper.
17:40They had a fire a couple years back.
17:42But you gotta be blind not to see the possibilities.
17:45Hell, for the price you're getting, you can tear it down and start all over again.
17:49Build your dream house.
17:51I mean, we're talking about a fantastic piece of property.
17:54You're away from the hustle and bustle of the city.
17:57You're close to the water.
17:59What more can you ask for?
18:00What are the neighbors like?
18:02Neighbors?
18:02Oh, that's the beauty of it.
18:04There aren't any.
18:05No neighbors to fight with or bother you.
18:08All there is is the natural beauty of the swamp.
18:10The flora and fauna and...
18:13Sarah!
18:39Never say never, Dr. Han.
19:09Here it is. You know what to do with it.
19:13This will give you new life, Alec.
19:15And give us back what we lost.
19:17Good luck.
19:19I won't need it.
19:21I know the formula will work.
19:23I didn't call you Einstein for nothing.
20:09There it is. The beginning of my immortality.
20:12Our immortality.
20:14Of course. Just a silly slip of the tongue.
20:17Hollander must have been a very bright scientist.
20:19I hate to admit it, but he was a genius.
20:24Fortunately, he was also a lovesick fool.
20:26How exactly does this formula work?
20:29It permeates cellular structure, changing the DNA and regenerating the body cells at such a vastly accelerated rate that, theoretically,
20:40no one will ever grow old.
20:42What?
20:43Shouldn't it be ladies first?
20:45I thought you were a more progressive woman, but since you insist...
21:04What's happening?
21:06What's happening?
21:15What's happening?
21:17The formula.
21:21It's not arresting the aging process. It's speeding it up.
21:27Do something, dammit!
21:35Help me.
21:39It must have been on to us from the start.
21:43But how?
21:57Using the heart as a weapon was cruel, Arcane, but it's nothing less than I'd expect.
22:06Aaaaaaahhh!
22:14Mrs. Hump?
22:21Now, cut me.
22:39The Word of the Word of the Word will be repeated.
22:42I can.
23:03I believe just Judeo and Revelation have taken a good job.
23:24Transcription by CastingWords
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