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00:05you know I kind of like this younger crowd that the speakeasy is bringing in a couple of them
00:10told me that I look like Sabrina Carpenter's grandmother these young people fill me with hope
00:18for people who own hat stores are all these people waiting to get into the speakeasy wow
00:26Isabella must be thrilled you'd think but she's really stressed out she's worried if people have
00:31to wait too long they'll leave and never come back worried I've seen people that taste coffee for a
00:36living less on edge thank you all so much for waiting it won't be much longer wait wait no where
00:43are you going get back here Isabella come here no but I have to stop them from getting away
00:49Dakota Dakota go get their license plate number oh but last time I almost got run over we give you
00:57health insurance go Isabella you can't force people to stay it's not like we're selling them time-shared
01:04condos yeah I got stuck in one of those sales pitches once luckily I was on my way to a
01:10concert
01:11later so I was wearing adult diapers I really want to hear about that later but right now it's Isabella
01:18that's acting like a lunatic I know I know I should calm down just because one group got tired of
01:25waiting doesn't mean everyone will actually several have left they're just the ones you saw is that
01:31helpful let me answer that for you no what am I going to do Bobby all these people want to
01:37get in
01:37the club but I can't fit them that's great news waiting for something makes people want it more
01:44another situation where adult diapers come in handy is that helpful let me answer it for you no I just
01:56wish there were a way to keep people from leaving while they wait another group is leaving block the
02:01door from upstairs which means you can bring another group up oh oh great thanks uh Kenison party of four
02:16are you ready to move forward with your reservation and backwards in time please go up and enjoy the 1920s
02:27that girl's going to give herself a conniption we got to find a way to help her keep these people
02:32in
02:32here how they want mocktails not alcohol if this generation doesn't get drunk how are they going to
02:39accidentally create the next generation do you still have that lemon seltzer water yeah from now on it's a
02:48citrus fizz brilliant and I'll give all the mixers mocktail names and I'll serve those and we charge the
02:55same as if it had alcohol ah cha-ching oh man I love this generation sometimes it feels like a
03:07big old
03:07fight to get through the day and sleep on through the night but here you'll find a place that'll surely
03:15lift
03:16your spirits you belong in Hat Beach place Steve I need to talk okay just one second yeah almost done
03:28closing in on the finish line what's about Monica next time start with that what about Monica I didn't
03:39say Monica I said harmonica I'm learning to play we might start a band big blowing Emmett and little
03:50Stevie whistles why is he being all sneaky talking about Monica did he forget I'm the one that broke up
04:02with him he's just uncomfortable you know like an accountant being forced to talk to his boss about
04:06the love life of her chef ex-boyfriend so he's calling it a love life now oh good he didn't
04:14pick
04:14up on my hint yeah I got your hint and you shouldn't feel uncomfortable talking about it because I'm
04:21perfectly fine with it yeah see you're doing that thing where your words don't match your tone I'm
04:27perfectly fine with it and now your tone's not matching your face Bobby I hate to ask but our
04:36friendship and my need to pry compels me is it possible you still have feelings for Emmett of course
04:43I do I was about to tell the man I loved him that kind of stuff just doesn't go away
04:49overnight then why
04:50don't you try to work it out with him I don't want to talk about it okay you're fine with
04:56it you're
04:56not fine with it just pick a lane already seaborne party of four seaborne great it's like I lost more
05:06customers oh no seaborne party's right over there enjoying their mocktails what yeah they come in here
05:13won't be sober we're gonna keep them sober you're selling mocktails yeah my favorite is the agua fresca
05:24it's ice water with a packet of sugar
05:32but that's my thing you stole my thing I'm just trying to help what's gotten into you
05:41what's gotten into me yeah I mean you stabbed me in the back so I guess a knife's gotten into
05:45me
05:46okay that's just the stress talking no don't do that don't just dismiss me I am being perfectly calm
05:52hey her face does the same thing yours does
06:00can you guys keep it down sober people can hear everything
06:07can we talk about this at home no because then it'll be like it always is you'll be all reasonable
06:12and I'll feel bad and apologize and we'll hug and nothing will ever actually get resolved I won't be
06:18reasonable I promise you know you two should see a counselor it really helped out my sister and her
06:24husband yeah right I think that's a great idea what we can't see a couple's counselor we're singles
06:33anyone in a relationship can see a counselor and we are in a relationship okay keep it down
06:40this is Tennessee
06:44opening the speakeasy has caused a lot of tension between us clearly we have some unresolved issues
06:49oh maybe for you but I'm fine okay you can't solve a problem if you can't admit you have one
06:55but I don't
06:55have one that's why we're going to therapy I'll schedule us an appointment how did I wind up going to
07:04therapy with my sister that's a question that you should ask the therapist
07:19Steve hello Steve is somebody looking for me okay I don't need your pity
07:39Steve what are you doing hot yoga get in here
07:47okay that wasn't a scream of fright it was a scream of delight
07:54so what's up uh I need some advice on how to handle Monica Monica you say
08:03no that's weird came out of the bathroom after I heard what I thought was a young girl in trouble
08:12and I could have sworn I heard you tell Steve that you needed some advice about Monica
08:18it was a scream of delight excuse me I'm needed somewhere anyway yeah and somewhere is here
08:27this is a private conversation well maybe to you but as Monica's best friend I just think somebody
08:33should be in here to represent her interests I thought Bobby was your best friend you can't have two best
08:38friends I don't I am Monica's Bobby is mine we each have one it's science I don't know much about
08:46science but maybe it is it's not science anyway so what's happening with Monica well we've gone out a few
08:57times and uh the last time we kissed oh and what happened then keep in mind I don't want to
09:06form a mental
09:07image of you to doing anything I'm okay with it nothing happened tell you the truth I felt like it
09:17was kind of wrong
09:19are you sure you were doing it right were you using your lips because I dated this surgeon who used
09:25way
09:26too much nose the kiss was fine all right I felt like I was kissing a friend so now you
09:33want to break up
09:34with her oh that could be bad for us a health inspector with an axe to grind sounds like the
09:39premise of an OCD horror film not if I can find a way to let her down easy well if
09:47you want to spare
09:47her feelings Emmett the best thing that you can do is just act like a complete jerk you get that
09:53from
09:54the nose guy this way she will be the one to break things off while keeping her dignity what about
10:04my dignity yeah well that'll be gone good God just be honest man you're both adults she'll understand it's not
10:13that
10:13hard people you know what he's right okay is anyone else ticked off that Dakota just eavesdrops on our
10:30conversations
10:31what I didn't get to offer my advice okay what's your advice say must Dakota's but now he'll get all
10:38the
10:38credit
10:42okay here it is Dr. Russell Peabody the third well pardon me it's his name he didn't have a say
10:52in picking it
10:52yeah he didn't have to add the third sounds kind of bragging if you ask me you know Bobby if
10:59you just
10:59relax you could enjoy yourself you might even learn something about yourself I don't want to
11:05I don't know something about me I'll ask myself
11:11that's good did I say something funny well I ain't laughing at the coffee
11:18if you don't want to talk about yourself why are you here that's a good point come on Isabella let's
11:24go we're staying and we're here because we recently opened a new business together and it's causing a lot
11:32of tension between us I think it's because of unresolved issues and I think it's because she's
11:36cranky well I don't think you're gonna get very far with a partner who's scared to look at herself
11:42what are you talking about I can look at myself just fine sounds like I hit a nerve well I
11:47think
11:47you're a big old butt how's that sound like I hit another one two for two sorry but patients who
11:55don't know each other don't usually talk to each other in the waiting room yeah yeah yeah and doctors
12:00don't usually talk to their patients in the waiting room either but here I am Dr. Russ the third
12:18I know what you're doing by the way oh yeah what's that you're being unorthodox so that we'll become
12:25uncomfortable and you're hoping that we say something revealing because uncomfortable people
12:29can't stop talking am I right I'm right aren't I tell me that I am currently correct well I'd check
12:37my psych 101 textbook but I left it at my beach house no maybe it was my lake house no
12:41I think
12:42it was my beach house anyway would you like to see my new boat are you even a real doctor
12:47because you
12:48act like a janitor who decided to have a little fun I am a real doctor and look I even
12:53went through
12:53your pre-session information sheets I asked y'all to fill out here's Bobby's and here is some of
13:01Isabella's so is this where you tell us about our hang-ups and try to fix us oh it doesn't
13:09work that
13:10way Bobby see this could take months of peeling back the emotional layers before we even begin to
13:16see what the real problems are no I think I got y'all figured out Isabella you'd rather analyze your
13:24feelings and deal with them you think if you can put a name to them they'll just go away sweetie
13:29that
13:30ain't how feelings work I disagree understanding is the first step to acceptance and I can't argue
13:38every Pinterest quote you've read okay what about me oh you got something going on yeah but you're
13:46too afraid to look at it and until you do you'll pretend there's not a problem and your relationships
13:51they'll continue to suffer okay then good to know we done well I feel better so sure I could do
14:07you
14:07too but I'm not going to hey what you thinking mostly how I wish you quit staring at me like
14:23that
14:25you're always so honest that's one of the things I love about you what oh don't worry I don't mean
14:32love love I would never say that first no matter how I felt well that's good to know well I
14:45could
14:45totally understand why the guy might be nervous saying it but you can't win the prize unless you
14:51shoot your shot right cowboy pow pow pow yeah are you drinking this water that's another thing I love
15:01about you you just take what you want you don't care listen Monica can we talk I mean of course
15:09I'm all yours I mean ears I'm all yours Monica let's do this more of this
15:17going out with you this past month has been it's been great and and really really fun
15:24you know I told my mom the same thing about you you should meet her hey we could visit her
15:30grave
15:31together I want to go back to just being friends
15:40what I love spending time with you but I just don't have those feelings for you
15:51Monica you okay can you can you say something please
15:56oh this is probably awful I mean can you not make those noises people are staring at
16:18are you breathing Monica you gotta breathe you know what just go ahead and make the noise
16:37hey slugger how you doing still ticked off at that therapist oh forget about him he's a quack
16:45no I mean he was right he was just so dismissive what do you mean he was right I mean
16:52I do analyze
16:53my feelings to put a name to them that's why I study psychology that's why anybody studies
17:00psychology got a good point there but I don't do it to make the feelings go away I do it
17:06so I can
17:07understand them and accept them and for the record I have never been on Pinterest well he might have
17:14been right about you but he was wrong about me no he wasn't you definitely have issues you don't deal
17:21with I have issues because I was selling mocktails and trying to help you sorry I'm a terrible person
17:29not about with me about with Emmett and that definitely hurt your relationship what hurt our
17:35relationship was him keeping daddy secret from me well he kept it from me too if I can forgive him
17:41why
17:41can't you oh I don't know but I bet you can tell me why I think it's because he reminds
17:49you of what happy
17:50did you know what for your information I've forgiven daddy really that's not that easy especially after what
17:58he did to you not to me mama to you to Emmett everybody he hurt a lot of people how
18:09can he do that I don't
18:11know and I know you want to forgive him but you can't do that unless you fully accept what he
18:17did first
18:17it's hard I loved him so much I can't handle not liking him talking about it helps I was pretty
18:30unfair to
18:30Emmett wasn't I yeah you were it's never too late you know you're right hey what do you say we
18:40both go
18:40apologize to Emmett see if he'll take us back really yes I'm kidding it's just a me thing
18:54I'm glad that you like the aqua fresca but the recipe is an old family secret oh sorry we're out
19:01of everything so how did it go did you take my advice yes and I hate myself
19:14what happened he took your advice when he broke up with Monica maybe next time keep it to yourself
19:23hey Emmett not in the mood to talk right now Bobby I know but I just heard about Monica did
19:28you did
19:30you hear how I took that sweet wonderful person and ripped her heart out not exactly like that
19:38you know I used to be happy not too high not too low just like solid till I started dating
19:47again
19:48funny you should bring that up I broke that girl's heart Bobby
19:56just like you broke mine
19:58I know I did and I'm I'm sorry
20:02that's it for me I'm done with dating from now on I just want to be solid
20:17then I want that for you too
20:24I heard what are you gonna do same thing you did for me give him time
20:38you can come on in
20:45Monica Ulrich pleasure
20:50where's your partner sir I'm a health inspector we work alone
20:56oh give me personal partner yeah I'm a I don't have one okay well I'm a couples counselor
21:04yeah exactly uh you see my boyfriend broke up with me and I was hoping that you could teach
21:09me how to get him back
21:14have a seat well this has been a fun week
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