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00:00you
00:08where's richard he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to care for a loved one what's up mike this is
00:13my old friend lulu mike drop you are just one signature away i should probably have my lawyer
00:19look at this first an nda you are good people not now nails i'm on to something bigger what's the
00:28plan i thought you were gonna save me no less than the team are gonna solve the formula eventually
00:35like they're so close they're like he looks happy i think mr magoo is having a seizure
00:40i have to go home it's a family emergency people could be dead i will save myself
00:46come on fucker
00:51so that's my phone i'm impressed
00:55mom stop do not move
00:57oh fuck
01:11this session beginning at the beginning
01:19childhood this is when family dysfunction often makes its way known into our adult relationships
01:29lindy
01:30um describe your childhood in one word cold
01:43less describe your childhood in one word happy uh-huh happy okay now less this session is what i like
01:55to call
01:55the check engine light is on and we need to locate what needs service but in order to start that
02:04repair less we need to dig deep to diagnose it does that make sense sure dig dig deep that's right
02:12very good so digging deeper
02:41what's that's what's that's what's that's what's it means your mother created a fantasy child
03:12uh-huh
03:31I mean, he has gone fucking mad.
03:37It's just, it's been at it all night.
03:41It's moving, searching, taping.
03:44Oh, look at that trap.
03:46It's ridiculous.
03:48Shrinks my laptop as bait.
03:51Get out of here.
03:56Hey, hey, hey.
03:57Yeah, sure, maybe it's not his best work,
03:59but he's obviously worried about you.
04:02Uh, no.
04:04He is worried because he can't control me.
04:07Maybe control is his love language.
04:09Maybe that sucks, Richard.
04:11I mean, if he catches me, who knows what he'll lock me up in next.
04:15I can see from your point of view how that could suck,
04:17but look, we could easily outsmart that rudimentary trap
04:22and just obtain the laptop, send him a little email.
04:24We're not obtaining anything that defeats the purpose.
04:29No, yeah.
04:30I know that, wait, remind me.
04:31We are proving my independence.
04:33We.
04:33Me, I, I, okay, I don't need a laptop.
04:37I have my phone.
04:38Got it.
04:39So, let's just.
04:41Do you want a little help with that?
04:42I got it.
04:47Oh, whoever Terry is,
04:50he or she really wants to get a hold of you.
04:51Ah, yeah, she's my first call.
04:54Your story.
04:55They published it.
04:57No.
04:58No.
04:59No.
04:59No.
05:01Oh, God.
05:03They love you.
05:06Who's they?
05:07Uh, everyone.
05:09What, everyone?
05:10Like, everyone.
05:12Everyone, look, look.
05:14It's, everyone.
05:16I mean, you know, my mom says, saying,
05:18I told you so is tacky, but I told you so.
05:22Breathtaking?
05:24Worth waiting for?
05:29Everyone loves me.
05:36You better be sitting in a dark room with the curtains drawn.
05:39I'm viral.
05:40I'm cat person.
05:43Viral.
05:43Me, I'm viral.
05:44Like a bad flu.
05:45Look, Lindy.
05:46I thought I'd been forgotten.
05:48Discarded.
05:49A has-been.
05:50But it turns out, they were waiting for me.
05:53Patiently.
05:54And they still love me.
05:57Reality check.
05:57You didn't fucking write it.
05:59It's not about the story.
06:01It's about my fans.
06:02And that they love me.
06:03That they still love me.
06:04You're basking in make-believe glory.
06:06This is a ticking time bomb that is going to blow.
06:09Wait a minute.
06:10You...
06:11You told me that you were gonna disarm the bomb.
06:14I tried.
06:16Okay, I-I-I flew Jackie out to New York.
06:18Was out negotiated by Hayseeds.
06:20Had sex with a cowboy in the elevator.
06:23Never got his name.
06:24Oh my god, and?
06:26It was wonderful.
06:28He was wonderful.
06:29You need to find him.
06:30Oh, I have to find him.
06:31Hey, uh, Fifty Shades of Pay on the line.
06:34E.L., the assistant.
06:35E.L.
06:36Lindy's nuts.
06:37It's a show of scares.
06:38I can hear him.
06:40Lindy, listen to me.
06:42We have a chance to fix this.
06:44We still have plausible deniability.
06:46So just do nothing.
06:48I mean fucking nothing.
06:49Say nothing.
06:50Do you hear me?
06:51Yes.
06:51Do and say nothing.
06:57The, um, Today Show wants an interview.
07:01The Today Show.
07:02The Today Show.
07:04Wants me.
07:05The Today Show wants me.
07:10Wait.
07:13No, no, no, look.
07:15On Zoom, you'll be regular size.
07:21Oh, I, I, I can't, I, okay, I, this is not, I can't really, I mean, I absolutely cannot, I,
07:32no, there's no way, I'm absolutely not doing the Today Show.
07:36Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, I know, I know, I know, I know you're scared, I know it's been
07:39a minute since you've been the toast of the literary town.
07:41Yes, but, but, but, but, but this is Jenna.
07:44Jenna?
07:45Pull a surprise winner.
07:47Lindy, Little John.
07:49Okay.
07:50The world, we waited long enough.
07:52This is your time.
07:55It's my time.
07:56Are you kidding?
07:57This is your time.
07:59It's my time.
08:01I.
08:02Just saying.
08:06Here's the thing, though.
08:08Oh.
08:08Mm-mm.
08:09Too much talking in the head.
08:12Book it!
08:13We're gonna book it!
08:14Book it!
08:15Ah!
08:17I'm gonna be on the Today Show!
08:19Today Show!
08:22Okay.
08:22Okay.
08:23Okay.
08:24Excited, excited.
08:25Wait.
08:25Bad news.
08:26The, um, the phone is out of battery.
08:27That, um.
08:29Why didn't you get that charger?
08:34No.
08:40Oh!
08:41Uh, just a thought.
08:42Don't kill the messenger.
08:43How about we just...
08:45If you say laptop, we're not getting a laptop.
08:48No, no, no, no.
08:49We are gonna go get the charger,
08:51because the charger equals independence.
09:00He should have used a more sensitive trigger.
09:02Okay.
09:02You need to let it go, Richie.
09:04We're not going for the laptop.
09:05Les!
09:08We gotta hide.
09:08Huh?
09:09The couch.
09:10Get off.
09:11Oh!
09:11Wait for me!
09:12Wait for me!
09:14Les.
09:21Les.
09:23Les.
09:23Les.
09:24It's okay.
09:25It's okay, dear.
09:26It's me.
09:27It's mum.
09:28Oh.
09:30Are you...
09:31You're having a nervous breakdown?
09:34It...
09:35It's okay with you.
09:37I could call Lindy.
09:42You're in the wrong zone!
09:43You gotta be in the less zone.
09:45This...
09:45Do not walk outside the less zone.
09:47Less?
09:47Yes!
09:48Keep your voice down.
09:49Let me check your shoes.
09:50Oh, God.
09:51Oh, good.
09:52Oh, good.
09:52She's not there.
09:53She's not there.
09:54Les.
09:54Les.
09:55Yeah.
09:56I am very worried about you.
09:58No, Mom.
09:58I'm fine.
09:59I'm fine.
09:59I'm okay.
09:59I'm good.
10:00I'm good.
10:00We...
10:01I'm just...
10:01I've been remodeling the house for Lindy as a surprise.
10:05Oh.
10:06Yeah.
10:06Yeah, yeah.
10:07And I'm worried about you.
10:08Being up here, it's dangerous.
10:10So we should go...
10:11We should go downstairs.
10:11Come on, come on.
10:12Yeah.
10:13I think you are unwell.
10:15No, it's fine.
10:15It's the fumes.
10:16It's the fumes from the floor.
10:18That's the whole thing.
10:19What?
10:19So...
10:19All right.
10:20Okay.
10:21So we're on the move.
10:23And then we're gonna go downstairs in the less zone.
10:27No!
10:27You've got to stay!
10:28You must...
10:28Mom, you've got to stay in the less zone.
10:29Oh, in the less zone.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Okay.
10:31See?
10:32We're good.
10:32See?
10:33The less zone.
10:34That's it.
10:34Down we go.
10:35We're going down.
10:36Okay.
10:36We gotta move.
10:38Richard!
10:39Huh?
10:39Yeah.
10:40You know, I, uh...
10:44I miss my mom.
10:48Yeah.
10:49Les...
10:50Les has a really good mom.
10:52You know?
10:53Nancy, uh...
10:54She shielded him from reality too much.
10:56And also from his dad, though, who was...
10:59Wow.
10:59But Nancy, no, she's a...
11:01Yeah, she's a mom-mom.
11:04Kinda always wished I had imagined.
11:08What would I be like if I did have...
11:13Hmm.
11:15I think I need a minute.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Yeah, we can...
11:20We can take a minute.
11:27Okay, Mom.
11:28So, you know, we agreed last night with a change of plans, and Magoo's with Lindy, and I'm,
11:33I'm working, and Lulu's here at home, but she's in and out, and she's doing her thing,
11:38that, you know, you, you should, you should probably just, you should go home.
11:41Okay?
11:42Okay?
11:43Les.
11:44Yeah?
11:45I don't believe you.
11:46Which part?
11:47Every part, dear.
11:49I'm acting perfectly normal!
11:51The last minute remodeling, the fumes that I did not smell, the less zone, Lindy's disappearance.
11:59Lindy's disappearance?
12:00That's a little date line.
12:01The husband was the last one to see her.
12:03She's at the gray house, Mom.
12:06Okay?
12:06Other than that, I do not see my behavior as bizarre.
12:09I am working really hard.
12:11I am very stressed out.
12:13And I'm not sleeping very well.
12:16But I'm fine, Mom.
12:17I'm fine.
12:18Okay?
12:19You're fine.
12:20Sure, dear.
12:21When you're ready to talk, I'm right here.
12:24We talked!
12:25And I'm good.
12:26But it is too dangerous for you here, okay?
12:29I promise that I will stay downstairs, away from these fumes.
12:34But I am not leaving until I know you're okay.
12:37One last thing.
12:39When was the last time you showered, dear?
12:47Okay.
12:48Let's get that charger.
12:49Now you just have to scale the vertical surface using the floss like a rock climber would a rope.
12:55Just all the way up.
12:57I can't do one pull-up, Richie.
13:00But you have the power of the square cube law behind you.
13:04See?
13:05Why even pause?
13:06Just explain.
13:07All right.
13:07Simple math.
13:09As our size decreased, our proportional strength, that increased.
13:13It's like, um, ants.
13:15I fucking hate ants.
13:17Yes, but ant math is never wrong.
13:19Okay.
13:19Well, you're tiny, too, so you do it.
13:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:22But this is your independence.
13:26Math is freedom.
13:28Freedom is independence.
13:29Go.
13:32All right.
13:36It's gonna...
13:37Yeah, it's not gonna...
13:39What are you doing?
13:41I'm conjuring my inner freedom math.
13:45This is exciting.
13:47Should we hide?
13:48No, no, no, sure.
13:48I'm walking through the foyer in the left zone.
13:51I'm leaving for the lab, but I'd still love to hear from you.
13:54Wait, wait.
13:57Now I've opened the front door.
13:59Martin?
13:59You never answer your phone.
14:01Martin?
14:02We're in the clear.
14:03He's never letting Martin in here.
14:04Yeah, but Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom...
14:05Mom is in the basement, and she's a rule follower.
14:07She'll stay there.
14:08It's Lulu.
14:10We don't have eyes on Lulu, so...
14:13TikTok.
14:14You gotta help me.
14:15Oh, yeah, I'm gonna help you.
14:55I'm gonna help me.
15:00intense
15:06I remember the moment I discovered my mother was a liar
15:10too intense
15:12you're too intense
15:13you
15:15me
15:16why
15:18roommate
15:20well
15:22sure
15:23stop
15:24what
15:25you suck
15:26you probably suck more
15:28okay so I was a dick
15:30sorry
15:30you didn't insult me
15:31oh you don't go to Forest Park
15:33no I do
15:34I just don't give a fuck about what you think
15:38who's Wendy Pressett
15:43Wendy what
15:44yeah she left a pretty hefty bar tab last night
15:48she sounds like a good time
15:49you both had whiskey sours
15:51she paid for your tab
15:53but then left her credit card
15:55huh
15:56okay why don't you just fucking say it
15:59credit card fraud
16:05so what is this
16:06is this a
16:07shirtless citizens arrest
16:11no badge
16:12nowhere to pin it
16:14I'm only asking
16:16only you asking
16:17only me
16:18good
16:20it's a stupid question
16:21it's a stupid question anyway
16:31okay I'm gonna go
16:35happy reading
16:36Wendy
16:41you ran out saying someone could be dead
16:43yeah
16:43Lindy
16:44Lindy's having a hard time
16:45she's sick
16:46no she's unwell
16:48oh
16:48look I am happy
16:51to stay with Lindy
16:52no she's at the grey house
16:53but you
16:54rushed
16:54home
16:55she left this morning
16:56because she's
16:57emotionally unwell
16:58oh
16:59yeah
16:59should she be alone
17:01no Gary and Meg are nearby
17:03it's a lot
17:03Martin
17:04there's a lot to keep in my head
17:05yeah yeah
17:05quad for Les
17:06herbal tea for Martin
17:08Bob?
17:11oh fuck
17:13another quad for Les
17:17is that Phil's
17:18Bob?
17:36keep going
17:38keep going
17:53almost there
17:58yes
17:59you did it
18:00oh
18:03I love math
18:05I know right
18:06it's like
18:07it's never wrong
18:08and the charger
18:10on it
18:31big smile
18:32ready
18:33ready
18:33and
18:35okay
18:36alright
18:36ready
18:37ready
18:38ready
18:38ready
18:38three
18:39two
18:40one
18:41Merry Christmas
18:43a doll house
18:44it's just like
18:45our house
18:46yeah
18:46Daddy's been working
18:47on this for months
18:48well it was Mommy's idea
18:49well
18:50I knew you liked
18:51the one Steffi had
18:53this is way better
18:54than Steffi
18:55and look
18:55the lights work
18:56see
18:57whoa
18:57wait wait
18:59who do we have here
18:59me
19:00and you
19:01oh
19:01where's Daddy
19:02he's at work
19:03yeah
19:03arguing with the mean
19:05people from Monsanto
19:06and the Organic Produce Alliance
19:08Mommy's at home
19:09oh yes
19:11but Mommy
19:11is in her office
19:13working
19:14no
19:15but
19:16Mommy's watching TV
19:18no
19:19Mommy is
19:20at her desk
19:21writing
19:23no
19:25she's watching TV
19:34I am the architect
19:36of my own prison
19:40not anymore
19:50okay
19:51you got the sound
20:01Lindy
20:02you all right
20:03yeah
20:06woo
20:23oh shit
20:26I'm fine
20:38grandma
20:39oh you are a sight
20:41dear
20:43I'm hung over
20:44grandma
20:45and I'm not the legal
20:46drinking age
20:47do you hate me
20:48never dear
20:50I appreciate your honesty
20:51don't lose that quality
20:53yeah I think I was a little
20:54too honest last night
20:55well booze will do that
20:59I'm so glad you're here
21:01I don't even know
21:02or care why
21:02crossed wires
21:04with your dad
21:05have you told him
21:07fuck science yet
21:09grandma
21:09your words
21:11or that you
21:12flunked out of college
21:15sounds worse
21:16sounds worse when you say
21:16is that not
21:17accurate
21:19no
21:20it's just
21:23fuck
21:25what do you got there
21:26oh
21:27mom's book
21:29apparently
21:30I'm just like her
21:31well I take that
21:32as a compliment
21:34I don't think that's how
21:35she meant it
21:35I think you'll be surprised
21:50morning Bob
21:53oh I didn't see you
21:54but I saw you
21:57meals
21:58lattes
21:59plural
22:00I can explain
22:02yes you can
22:03and you will
22:04I know you can't
22:05help yourself
22:05Bob
22:07technically speaking
22:08I did not break the
22:09conditions stipulated
22:10in my NDA
22:11I answer questions
22:12solely related to
22:13my brother-in-law
22:14and his experiences
22:15at MedBot
22:16then why are you
22:17so nervous Bob
22:18my brother-in-law
22:20alleges that once
22:21Hilton's company
22:21became the primary
22:22investor
22:23they illegally
22:24acquired his tech
22:25illegally acquired
22:28or you know
22:29to put my attorney
22:30I must qualify
22:30allegedly
22:31Hilton's legal
22:32chicanery is airtight
22:33and I mean
22:34airtight
22:35how did Hilton
22:36illegally acquire
22:37your brother-in-law's
22:38tech Bob
22:39well they closed
22:40ranks
22:41I had my brother-in-law
22:42removed
22:43allegedly
22:46gentlemen
22:47we didn't see you
22:48we need to talk
22:49me
22:50not you
22:51less you
22:51it's important
23:02okay
23:03the today show
23:04I need to make
23:06a new
23:06first impression
23:07tomorrow morning
23:11what
23:13okay
23:14for your information
23:15I gave Jackie Baldwin
23:17extensive notes
23:19no one would even
23:20care about the story
23:21if it didn't have
23:22my name on it
23:23Les took everything
23:24from me
23:24look at me
23:25I'm I could be
23:26six inches tall
23:27forever
23:28so I need this
23:29I need this one thing
23:31I tried
23:32okay
23:33writing is hard
23:34and the pressure
23:35on a second book
23:37after winning the
23:39it's paralyzing
23:40I'm on my own
23:45I need you to tell me
23:47it's okay
23:49please
23:52tell me
23:54I'm independent
23:57tell me
23:57it's my turn
24:00tell me
24:01it's mine
24:03me
24:05me
24:05the Bordeaux
24:07thank you
24:09how's the second book
24:10coming
24:12it's not
24:13but it will
24:14do you remember
24:15how much Gary and I
24:16struggled when we were
24:17first starting
24:17artisanal vitamin
24:18business
24:19it was
24:19oh like nine and a half
24:21months before we made
24:22a single sale
24:22nine and a half
24:24months before we made
24:25a single sale
24:26yeah but look at this
24:27now
24:27barely able to keep up
24:28with domain
24:29yeah
24:29and it is absolutely
24:30gonna be the same
24:31for you
24:32same for you
24:33no it's not
24:36it's not the same
24:37at all
24:38it's absolutely not
24:39the same at all
24:43how is
24:44little Lulu
24:45oh how was her
24:46Christmas
24:46oh we knocked her
24:48out of the park
24:49best parents ever
24:50show them the
24:51pictures
24:51oh yeah
24:52you should see this
24:53dollhouse
24:54oh well there she is
24:55huh
24:56that's amazing
24:57what a sweetie
24:59what a sweetie
24:59so Les what have you been
25:01working on these days
25:02I mean
25:02R.I.P. GMO
25:04tomato
25:04oh yeah
25:05R.I.P. GMO
25:06tomato
25:07but it did bring you
25:08success though
25:08you know it did
25:09bring you some
25:10success
25:11well I do have a little
25:13germ of an idea
25:14which I'm pretty
25:15excited about
25:17you do
25:18yeah it's early days
25:20but um I think I can
25:21say confidently
25:22that it does have the
25:23potential to
25:24change the world
25:25it has the potential
25:26to change the world
25:27I like the sound of that
25:28I like the sound of that
25:29too
25:30but honey
25:30it's my turn
25:32remember
25:34well
25:35actually
25:36it's still my turn
25:37sweetheart
25:39I do remember
25:40sorry we don't
25:42what is
25:42what is the
25:43what is the turn say
25:44oh well we take turns
25:45supporting each other
25:46so he supported me
25:47through my first book
25:48and I supported him
25:49through the first tomato
25:50and now it's my turn again
25:52he needs to support me
25:53for the second book
25:54see
25:54turns
25:55no because
25:56your turn
25:57won you the Pulitzer
25:58and my turn
25:59is yet to win me
26:00the Nobel
26:01the Nobel
26:02I mean
26:03I mean
26:04I'm joking
26:06honey
26:07not at all
26:08I'm not at all
26:09for the Nobel
26:10I mean that could
26:11be never
26:13that's how turns work
26:14right
26:14that's
26:15your turn
26:17ended
26:17with the tomato
26:19that put you on
26:20the science map
26:20but then went splat
26:21followed by your
26:22imminent termination
26:23from Monsanto
26:24followed by
26:24our housekeeper
26:25finding him
26:26naked
26:27crying on the bed
26:28oh
26:30depression
26:31it's a bitch
26:32mmm
26:33yeah
26:35oh
26:35you know what
26:36should we take a visit
26:37to the arch
26:38oh
26:39the arch
26:40the arch
26:42how dare you
26:43tell Gary and Meg
26:44about my naked
26:46crying
26:46that was me
26:47at my most vulnerable
26:48that was a secret
26:49between us
26:49how dare you
26:50tell them
26:51you're germ of an idea
26:52before me
26:53especially one that's got me
26:54trapped in St. Louis
26:55and it's your turn
26:57until you win the Nobel
26:58that's new
26:59not everyone
27:00Lindy
27:00lucks into their prize
27:02on the first try
27:03luck
27:03you know what I mean
27:04think I do
27:09point is
27:09how can I trust you
27:11if you're gonna expose me
27:12like that
27:13don't trust me then
27:14just don't tell me anything
27:15ever again
27:16I won't
27:16good
27:17me too
27:17great
27:18secrets from now on
27:19secrets
27:19we need a secret
27:20love a secret
27:23but it
27:24is
27:25my turn
27:31my
27:31fucking turn
27:33I can't take any more
27:51bad cat news
28:02so is this
28:03behavior normal
28:03I don't know how to feel
28:04you should feel good
28:05really
28:07Mr. Magoo has diabetes
28:09I stabilized his blood sugar
28:11and he's going to be fine
28:12so the seizures have nothing
28:13to do with miniaturization
28:14completely unrelated
28:15so she's going to live
28:17I mean he
28:17he he's going to live
28:18there is more good news
28:20look
28:26that is a sample
28:27of Mr. Magoo's muscle tissue
28:29the rapid expansion process
28:31might cause fragmentation
28:32in the atomic bonds
28:33leaving them too fragile
28:35to hold
28:38so we need to
28:41we need to slow the reaction
28:44to allow the nuclei time
28:46to form stronger bonds
28:48stronger bonds are fundamental
28:49in the expansion of any
28:51fragile connection
28:52or alliance
28:54oh I agree
29:03we need a neutron moderator
29:12V
29:13equals V naught
29:19how's the exponential of
29:20negative R
29:22divided by
29:24lambda
29:25let's see if keep going
29:27H hat
29:28equals
29:29negative H
29:30bar
29:31squared
29:31over
29:32over
29:33over
29:34over
29:34two times the mass
29:36of the nucleus
29:37times the location operator
29:39um and
29:42plus V
29:42multiplied by R
29:44yes
29:45oh god
29:46god
29:46this is what I've been
29:47missing
29:51we should uh
29:52check them out
30:02mom
30:03is a good writer
30:05like good
30:07well she won an award
30:09dear
30:10I know
30:10but I didn't know
30:11no
30:12like look
30:13the book
30:14is really funny
30:16but
30:16it's also
30:18deeply sad
30:19grandma
30:20it's making me
30:22there's just
30:23so much
30:25I'm connecting
30:26about mom
30:28grandma Diane
30:29me
30:31it's like
30:33I might need to
30:34rethink my thoughts
30:35you're coming of age
30:37reading about
30:38your mom
30:39coming of age
30:41that's deep grandma
30:57grandma turn on channel 5
31:02we are talking to
31:03Pulitzer Prize winning author
31:04Lindy Littlejohn
31:05about her sensational
31:06new short story
31:07untitled on purpose
31:09what
31:10Lindy looks terrific
31:12Lindy could you possibly
31:14have expected the reaction
31:15to be anything like this
31:16oh
31:17Jenna
31:17I
31:18nothing about this
31:19experience
31:20is what I expected
31:21the story
31:22mom wrote something
31:24I always knew she would
31:26did you know
31:27you were writing
31:28something so provocative
31:29you know
31:29everything I write
31:30provokes someone
31:32right
31:32Jenna
31:34very true
31:35yeah
31:35you famously fictionalized
31:37your difficult relationship
31:38with your mother
31:39and my rainbow starts
31:41with black
31:41one of my all time
31:43favorite books
31:44oh thank you
31:45I've got to ask you
31:46did you base this story
31:47on your real life too
31:48so the book is true
31:50you know Jenna
31:50I just think everyone
31:51does their best writing
31:52when they're not worried
31:53what other people think
31:54that's the office
31:56upstairs
31:57I thought she was
31:58at the grey house
32:00so did I
32:01Lindy Littlejohn
32:02thank you so much
32:03for being here
32:04oh thank you Jenna
32:05it's been wonderful
32:06talking to you
32:07please turn the story
32:08into a book
32:09I'll think about it
32:10okay bye bye
32:19I killed it
32:23you have to write the book
32:25oh my god
32:26I feel like I have
32:26another chance
32:27I could write something
32:28I could write something
32:29great
32:30you already have
32:31yes Les supported me
32:32but I wrote
32:33I am a writer
32:35right
32:36I'm here
32:37I can support you
32:38I feel like me again
32:39Richie this is
32:42like where have I been
32:44you know
32:44like I've been here
32:45the whole time
32:46and it's like I forgot
32:47I forgot
32:49I was right
32:50here
32:53I'm a writer
32:56wait are you crying
32:57no
32:58you're a little
33:00me too
33:16mom
33:18mom
33:19mom
33:19mom
33:28mom
33:29mom
33:30mom
33:30mom
33:31mom
33:32mom
33:38mom
33:39mom
33:41mom
33:42mom
33:43mom
33:44mom
33:46mom
33:46mom
34:00By Jackie Baldwin?
34:03What the fuck?
34:27Are you here all night?
34:29Oh, shit. Lindy. Wait, what time is it?
34:32Oh, okay. So you're new. So everything's okay now?
34:36Yeah. Yeah. I admit, there's a little something between us, but nothing happened. We had a breakthrough.
34:42Oh, well, she looked great on the Today Show.
34:44Vivian?
34:45Lindy?
34:46Lindy?
34:48Vivian?
34:48Who's on what?
34:50Lindy was on the Today Show this morning.
34:54How did she... What did she look like? What? What? What?
35:22Lindy?
35:34Lindy, Lindy, Lindy, where are you?
35:38Right here, Les, and I can take care of myself.
35:45Yeah, clearly, you're on the fucking Today Show.
35:48I'm worried, sick, I'm working all night.
35:50Poof, you're writing again?
35:51You're a viral sensation?
35:52Who knew?
35:52Not me.
35:53Poof, I'm six inches tall.
35:55Who knew?
35:56Not me.
35:57Keeping secrets was your idea.
36:00I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:02I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:04You're delusional.
36:05You're delusional.
36:08I can't lose you, Lindy, I can't.
36:10No more traps, Les.
36:12Lindy?
36:13Is that you?
36:17Mom!
36:18Dad?
36:21What's going on?
36:23Oh my God, Grandma.
36:25Is she dead?
36:26No, she just fainted.
36:27Quickly, run to the pharmacy, get some bromides.
36:30What the fuck are bromides?
36:31Google it!
36:33She's having one of her spells.
36:34Grandma has spells?
36:35Yes!
36:36She's old!
36:37Hurry up!
36:39Hurry, hurry, hurry!
36:42Mom!
36:46Okay, Mom.
36:47Okay, Mom.
36:48Here we go.
36:49Mom?
36:51Mom, it's okay.
36:53Hey, Mom.
36:54Hey, Mom.
36:58Hey.
36:59Hey, Mom.
37:00Hey.
37:00Hey, it's okay.
37:01You just fainted.
37:04I saw her.
37:05I saw her.
37:06Saw who, Mom?
37:08Lindy.
37:10She...
37:11She was so small.
37:12Yeah, Lindy's not here.
37:13Remember, Mom?
37:15I saw her.
37:16Like...
37:17Like a little doll.
37:18She was...
37:18She was like a real-life little Lindy doll.
37:22I think you mean one of Lulu's little dolls, Mom.
37:23No, no.
37:24No.
37:24I know what I saw, and I...
37:26Yeah?
37:26I saw her on...
37:28On TV, too.
37:29No.
37:30Lulu?
37:31No, no.
37:31Lulu's not here either, Mom.
37:33Lulu's not here.
37:34I think you're a little confused.
37:35No, Mom.
37:35I'm not confused.
37:36Yeah.
37:36You're lying to me.
37:38I am your mother.
37:40Tell me the truth.
37:41Okay.
37:41Okay.
37:43Um...
37:43Ah, come on.
37:44Come on.
37:44Sit down.
37:45Come on.
37:46What?
37:46Just sit, sit.
37:48So, um...
37:48Okay, so, um...
37:50Okay, so this is...
37:52This is hard.
37:53What?
37:54This is hard, but the truth...
37:56Yeah?
37:58The truth is...
38:01Um...
38:02That I put a painkiller in your tea, and hallucinations are a side effect, so there is no tiny Lindy.
38:08You what?
38:09Yeah.
38:09Why?
38:10When?
38:11Because of your back.
38:13Because I know it's been bothering you, and I wanted you to relax, and...
38:16Yeah.
38:16You...
38:17You drugged me?
38:19What kind of son drugs his own mother?
38:23Concerned son, huh?
38:25No.
38:25No, no, no.
38:26You're not sorry.
38:27You are manipulating and controlling and a liar, and you are without a doubt your father's
38:33son, which breaks my fucking heart.
38:36What?
38:37Oh.
38:37Whoa!
38:38What?
38:38What?
38:39I failed.
38:40I'm...
38:40I'm guilty.
38:41I...
38:42I tried.
38:42I tried to protect you from this.
38:45From...
38:45From what?
38:46From becoming your father.
38:48My...
38:49Well, I...
38:50I'd say you overdid it.
38:52Huh?
38:52Because I was invisible.
38:53Huh?
38:54And I still am.
38:55Yeah, that's what fucking drives me, and that's fine.
38:58But Dad is a kind and fair...
39:01An asshole who keeps me on a tight leash.
39:05But I have made my peace with that.
39:09And my marriage is not your marriage.
39:12Whatever you have done to Lindy, and I mean whatever you have done to her, she is not
39:18me.
39:19She needs to be off the leash.
39:20She needs to be free out of anyone's control.
39:23Now, I don't know what you are hiding, but you are not remodeling.
39:28And if you are lying to me, I'd bet the farm you are lying to her and yourself.
39:33Mom.
39:34Mom, I love you.
39:36No, no.
39:37You love you.
39:39What is it your Dr. Carmichael says?
39:41Dig deep.
39:42If I were you, I'd start digging deeper than you've ever dug before.
39:46Find the truth.
39:48Keep on lying.
39:49Keep on burying.
39:50And you will lose her, if you haven't already.
39:55She was going to leave me.
39:56It was an accident.
39:57No, there are no accidents.
40:00Isn't that a chapter in your doctor's book?
40:04Tell her.
40:06Tell her what you did.
40:08Tell Lindy everything.
40:11Because until you are honest, you are fucked, dear.
40:32And that's the complete and honest truth of it.
40:37And I love you, Lindy.
40:40Lindy.
40:41And I need you, Lindy.
40:44And I miss you.
40:45And there are nours, maybe I'mmay, too.
40:46I will leave it.
40:48And look.
40:56– Fuck it.
41:05Look.
41:06Where's grandma?
41:14she left
41:17this isn't about grandma is it
41:22mom left you
41:29she left us didn't she
41:41I'm trying to hear you and see you and be honest with you
41:45if you're ever going to forgive me and the truth is
41:49the truth is that I was scared you were going to leave me
41:53and I didn't want to lose you and so
42:00I miniaturized you
42:03on purpose I did it
42:07and that's the complete and honest truth
42:09I miniaturized you
42:11on purpose I did it
42:15miniaturized you
42:16on purpose I did it
42:19miniaturized you
42:20on purpose I did it
42:22on purpose I did it
42:23on purpose I did it
42:26on purpose I did it
42:28on purpose I did it
42:30on purpose I did it
42:34I never miniaturized you on purpose.
43:05Miniaturized you. On purpose, I did it.
43:36Miniaturized you.
44:04Miniaturized you. On purpose, I did it.
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