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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:05What have you done?
00:01:07What have you done?
00:01:38audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages
00:01:47uh for the next session tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like
00:01:53real thoroughbred clients from your stable super super excited about this next chapter
00:02:02in our alliance yeah we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously
00:02:22it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you
00:02:31i mean i don't think it's the gojis what the hell where is my one by
00:02:35oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:49where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish
00:03:04with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute hey this is what you once said about you yelled it out nothing worse nothing worse
00:03:19really i don't know she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:38okay
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus no no you paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are on
00:04:08a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox
00:04:24is in need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:37duncan
00:04:38no one knew that you were the source
00:04:40not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me
00:04:45you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay
00:04:48no
00:04:48you're my deep throat
00:04:50any way you like it nana
00:04:58audio message to jojo therapy
00:05:01hey um just to say you could hit me back
00:05:04i'm anxious okay man anxious
00:05:07anxious
00:05:12i want a gun
00:05:14okay but honey they said they caught
00:05:17they think they did
00:05:18well ma'am if you have any additional information
00:05:21you caught a guy not the guy
00:05:24are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down there okay
00:05:28i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking
00:05:31waiting you can eat more than that see this is why your tummy hates you
00:05:36looks like he tried to break the seal with this
00:05:38that's my pippin
00:05:39this is oh my god
00:05:41this is an original broadway cast recording
00:05:45wow
00:05:45look at that
00:05:47trashed
00:05:47i'm sorry that's just
00:05:48you know he must have come in through the waiting room
00:05:51how many times have i asked alvin to fix that lock
00:05:54i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but a gun
00:05:57okay well true alvin our landlord
00:06:00we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna
00:06:02he's done nothing
00:06:03okay but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay
00:06:06no gun
00:06:07i'm not living in a home with an instrument of death
00:06:11no offense
00:06:13you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough
00:06:20i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you the truth
00:06:23oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients
00:06:27i mean people on the radar of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't
00:06:33think that that one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office
00:06:37i don't i mean cia does it all the time
00:06:41the cia yes the cia okay
00:06:44there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help
00:06:47i don't want a klonopin gary i want a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have
00:06:52all the old furniture from your first marriage
00:06:55fine fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site
00:07:30people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo types like me 15 minutes
00:07:37but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:41so basically it's a parade of shit ceos or bored retired types like me
00:07:46it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks factory that's how bad it triggered me
00:07:53never again it's okay carl we we we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no
00:08:02uh boundaries no manners no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about
00:08:09hurting yes yes amen sister let's hurt them uh um yeah but uh
00:08:15what are some strategies that that that we could use um what about our mnemonics
00:08:23stop s-t-o-p stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s-stop-t take a step back
00:08:30oh yeah can i
00:08:30forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop but the s of stop
00:08:39stands for stop
00:08:40yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um s-stop-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
00:08:47-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
00:08:49-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
00:08:50-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
00:08:53-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
00:08:57-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-
00:09:10other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if i could stop i wouldn't need
00:09:15the pneumonic
00:09:15if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't stop right you did stop
00:09:21is only the first step of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step back yeah are
00:09:30you testing
00:09:31me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for start t uh throwing thing carl
00:09:39a is for
00:09:40at uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say i'm gonna say it retarded okay
00:09:47and the last t
00:09:48is for therapists i am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists huh i said it okay
00:09:55oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen those at scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side
00:10:08effects with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say she hits
00:10:161300 then we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson low-key favor can you try these glasses
00:10:27on wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah and what
00:10:37if we went a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality
00:10:46no i think she looked like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:53i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the
00:11:07full report promised but okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines
00:11:13um the non-verbal abstract processing average um but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic
00:11:21criteria for adhd but only just so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant
00:11:29number of applicants will have 200 right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking
00:11:39read the um endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look
00:11:45like a run unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is
00:11:52all such bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being a divergent well i'm not you really just
00:11:59done the margin i'm not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else
00:12:03let's retest yeah sure take the neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get
00:12:09cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum i
00:12:13mean i always assume you are with me on it and hey who among the silicon savants are in a
00:12:19little
00:12:19divergent in the neuro right right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how
00:12:24to shop and talk and stuff we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's a
00:12:32really interesting perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum
00:12:38well why would she no what no why would she that's uh i'm i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's
00:12:46called the cognitive overload folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting and i was talking to you
00:12:51and i just oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit
00:12:56by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary is aware of your unusual investment
00:13:09strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school
00:14:17good good good not not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if
00:14:23they wanted to okay yeah
00:14:29okay so microphones same as at us
00:14:33can you throw down to where it's warm true right yeah look behind your couch cushions and chairs and look
00:14:41well straight above all this even your closet can be a sneaky hiding place for cameras as tiny as a
00:14:49grain of salt
00:14:49and keep on your water on your paper i'm sure they're going to take pictures and try to set the
00:15:15and keep on your art your paintings and that pattern hiding is really freaking right
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary?
00:15:45You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no.
00:15:46You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving. It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary? Huh?
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Not so much.
00:16:15It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes, like alcohol.
00:16:19Yeah, good.
00:16:20That's what you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The Internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out
00:16:59of luck.
00:17:00Yeah, I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:26Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit, you know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely?
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely?
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:00Well, sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:14I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:17Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:35I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere.
00:18:47Um, on a thumb drive.
00:18:50And I, I, I need to change all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password,
00:18:58then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:14Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I, I, I...
00:19:50I, it's, it's, it's Hallumi's birthday.
00:19:55Hallumi?
00:19:56Yeah, uh, she was your dad's, actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Hallumi.
00:20:01Wiener Dog.
00:20:02We scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm.
00:20:08You remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do. You loved it.
00:20:12There was that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:34Yeah, good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This?
00:20:46Yeah, thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
00:21:27and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:34Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so, I really gotta get back.
00:21:36So, can you run me to the...
00:21:38Yes, yes.
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept.
00:21:42But, you know, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked for him.
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh...
00:22:04His shoes.
00:22:05His medication.
00:22:07You know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh...
00:22:09He'd go, Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:11And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:23You still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:31Should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34Your welcome.
00:22:34He gave me...
00:22:35He gave me this house.
00:22:36Gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:51Whoo!
00:22:54Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm...
00:23:06I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I'm...
00:23:11Um...
00:23:11I'm...
00:23:12I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill, you'll eventually get service.
00:23:25Okay?
00:23:25Wait, up the...
00:23:28This...
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh...
00:23:43Well...
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No.
00:23:46Uh, no.
00:23:47It's not.
00:23:47It's, um...
00:23:48Okay.
00:23:49What...
00:23:49She, uh...
00:23:49She wants, uh...
00:23:50She wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:07I can't.
00:24:13Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16We'll figure it out.
00:24:21Good morning.
00:24:26Uh...
00:24:27Good morning, girl.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering...
00:24:31What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who put herself in a Caltrain's path.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill.
00:24:41Or else they will all want one.
00:24:50You know what they're gonna say?
00:24:54Clepto.
00:24:55Hyrule.
00:24:57Psycho.
00:24:59They'll probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:04I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up!
00:25:22This is embarrassing.
00:25:23here.
00:25:26What's that, zealck?
00:25:39Don't do your thing.
00:25:44He ŁŲ°Ł.
00:25:46,, oh, heå
ē.
00:25:47.
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be. You're going to be great.
00:25:55Not great. You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted.
00:26:07And so he fell down to Earth and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:17Not drowning.
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:21But hey, you're flying. That's cool.
00:26:23Okay, thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much if you have no idea.
00:26:42Hey.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:47Thank you so much.
00:26:49Hi.
00:26:50Name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, ninth grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:20Oh, well, can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47um he didn't he didn't answer why don't you go wait in the dining hall
00:27:53someone will come by you
00:28:38have a good day yeah bye bye um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to
00:28:46talk
00:28:47that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel duncan i am not
00:28:54doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when you were insider
00:29:02trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading off
00:29:07your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:16oh my god
00:29:29sure
00:29:31yeah
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00:31:20but one of them must have got my phone
00:31:22and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay, let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay, thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:32Well, I need to emphasize
00:31:34that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients,
00:31:41I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:46Hmm.
00:31:47Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:50They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54Um, thank you.
00:31:56Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:08They could come after me.
00:32:10Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades?
00:32:21Like, give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses, only profits.
00:32:37It's an ethical concern.
00:32:39I can't be making money off my patients.
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:45Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity,
00:32:49like, for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:02To protect my patient.
00:33:04Make a bad bet.
00:33:06Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up.
00:33:08Sure.
00:33:09I can't advise you to do that.
00:33:11We have duties.
00:33:12Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah.
00:33:14I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now.
00:33:16Great.
00:33:17Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image, Harper?
00:33:28This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:41Like her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:49There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we going to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:58Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, Nodin.
00:34:09Nodin.
00:34:10Like hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like G-O-N.
00:34:12Nodin.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:13She's on the 280 and she's getting the hub.
00:34:15Where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that I've already given you a 360 degree profile of this woman,
00:34:26and this is not protecting and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight up stalking.
00:34:31We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is the life of death.
00:34:41So now can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:02Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07Now, I have no...
00:35:08I have no...
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:35:42The secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on, come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:00That's why I launched Deathmo.
00:36:02A reimagined work week for your business where days are numbers, not names.
00:36:07No more Mondays.
00:36:08No more Sundays.
00:36:09Just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:38What's your winning idea?
00:36:41More books.
00:36:41What else?
00:36:41Right.
00:36:42What about the Eurovision?
00:36:42Oh, yeah.
00:36:45What about the Eurovision?
00:36:51Something just Wenn through him not again.
00:36:52Oh, wow.
00:36:53What about the Eurovision?
00:36:54Hey, job has a new energy store?
00:36:54How about the Eurovision?
00:36:55Mm, yeah.
00:37:01What about the, Eurovision, yeah?
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow, great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great.
00:38:06We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
00:38:12about that, too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, dude, like a man.
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32It means a backspin.
00:38:33Suck it.
00:38:34Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:52You're not thinking things through.
00:38:55You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:09You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that.
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data seals fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me,
00:39:32waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better.
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23Oh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Harper.
00:40:25This is our new CTO.
00:40:28Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disk.
00:41:02What?
00:41:03What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I mean, we just need some specs for the, uh, we will.
00:41:24We're lucky.
00:41:25This is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Express?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36I'm going back that way.
00:41:38Right cover, asshole.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:40It's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay.
00:42:07Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Maybe I hear her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:24You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess, if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:43Trophy for Tess, if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:47Trophy for Tess, if you make it to school today without incident.
00:45:22I don't want to surl you.
00:45:23Hey.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:31He's not here.
00:45:34Okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44I...
00:45:45Okay, Duncan.
00:45:46You...
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:52I...
00:45:52I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no.
00:45:55And I'm...
00:45:56And I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:06Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always work pantyhouse.
00:46:38Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And...
00:46:41Much more importantly,
00:46:42that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But...
00:46:48Since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So...
00:47:06And now I have a...
00:47:08A 15-year-old who has no memory
00:47:10of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit
00:47:13in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So...
00:47:16You think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:23And of that, Duncan,
00:47:25you have none.
00:47:29Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:35Please.
00:47:36Don't...
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:43Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54You're so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abadeli finger-banged you
00:48:09at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies,
00:48:19how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's got to birth.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just
00:48:32one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course,
00:48:41someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That...
00:49:04Carl Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know?
00:49:14What's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:23Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet,
00:49:30so he's at...
00:49:31My feet?
00:49:31Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:51Tell me more.
00:49:57Hello, young.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:22tell you something.
00:50:25So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:44And, um...
00:50:45Then, I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsychoval.
00:50:51You...
00:50:54You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:57That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No!
00:51:06No, Gary!
00:51:07You have to listen to me!
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11May I please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh.
00:51:21Please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26Mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27Sarcasm aside,
00:51:28I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck,
00:51:32and he lost the use of his legs
00:51:34and still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38How do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints
00:51:42after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was,
00:51:46suffering is suffering.
00:51:50Gary,
00:51:52I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:51:59No, he...
00:52:01No.
00:52:01You're...
00:52:01No, you're wrong,
00:52:02because Phil was...
00:52:04No, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:06But the point
00:52:07is that Duncan Park
00:52:10deserves therapy
00:52:11as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel
00:52:39that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Silly.
00:53:06Oh, man.
00:53:13Yeah?
00:53:17Oh, my God, it's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah, I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:44She stole my cube, Jim Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50It's Thelma.
00:53:52Because I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake,
00:54:06and I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14Well, and also, I can get into Stanford for real, without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:34And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:58Think about the sun.
00:55:02Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights the world up well.
00:55:14Now it's your chance.
00:55:18With a guardian of splendor.
00:55:21Inviting you to dance.
00:55:26Pippin.
00:55:28Think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:36Pippin.
00:55:38Days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect flame.
00:55:47And the angels of the morning are calling out to make it rain.
00:55:58Think about the sun.
00:56:02Ardolph is in my sights.
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall.
00:56:06I'm about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:23Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:49Ardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52And he's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism where he's older and he sees the younger
00:57:04people screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop, T, take a step back, O, observe, P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:21That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers, and she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing thing.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Ardolph getting so pissed off on the lack
00:57:38of thought that went into making stop the first step of stop, based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm going to say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start throwing things at retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:05Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne-Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners, and now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people
00:58:41around you to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just a little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:55It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:08Carl Bardolph.
00:59:10Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and
00:59:17worshiping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:34That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
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