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Marriage Toxin Episode 1 English Dubbed
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00:17Our motto is provide the human touch.
00:22Now you know we've been in the temp business 15 years.
00:26And yes more than once bankruptcy reared its head.
00:28But I used every dirty trick in the book to get us back on our feet.
00:33On this fine day, I finally get to taste the fruits of all the blood, sweat and tears.
00:39Delicious. You're safe Mr. President. No poison. Bon Appetit.
00:45To Tom Otsu and Natsumi, congratulations on your marriage.
00:49Make sure you pump out a bunch of healthy boys for me.
00:54Cheers!
00:56Cheers!
01:04Mr. President!
01:06You useless baseball!
01:08No! You've got to listen to me! Stop telling you! I didn't poison him!
01:36How'd you pull it off?
01:37Couldn't have been easy slipping poison past a hotshot taste tester.
01:42The taster ate a lethal dose as well. He just wasn't aware of it.
01:45I'm confused. How'd he live?
01:48I spent the past three months adding minuscule amounts to his food.
01:52Until eventually, he built up an immunity to the poison.
01:57No offense, but that sounds absurdly time-consuming.
02:00Well, yeah. So absurd, no one would think we'd be crazy enough to try it.
02:04The name of the game is Stay One Step Ahead of Everyone Else.
02:08So, Hikaru, have you given any thought to the thing we talked about?
02:12What thing?
02:13You getting married.
02:18Akari, do you seriously think I'm cut out for that? It's not like I meet any women at work.
02:24Still-
02:25I know. Grandma says there's got to be a new head of the poison clan.
02:29Either you or me. When I tried to tell her I'm out because I'm single,
02:34she matched me up with a total stranger from a branch family,
02:37and nearly forced me to get hitched.
02:40As if I'm that desperate to get married.
02:43The poison master's line will end with me.
02:46I'm spending my life single.
02:48And you should spend yours with your girlfriend.
02:54Well, not like I can see girls going for you anyway.
02:58Jerk.
03:04Bug master, been a while.
03:06Mm-hmm.
03:08Glad you could make it.
03:10Julia, cut that out.
03:12Cheers.
03:18Word is, the needle master has three kids now.
03:21All of them boys.
03:22Food bill must be a nightmare.
03:25Me?
03:25I'm planning on staying a bachelor the rest of my life.
03:28Easiest way to keep my sanity.
03:31Yeah, about that.
03:33I haven't told you yet.
03:35But I'm getting hitched pretty soon.
03:37Huh?
03:39She's a nice, quiet girl.
03:41And she accepts me for who I am, bugs and all.
03:44Seriously?
03:45Huh.
03:46Caught you off guard, huh?
03:49Honestly, I figured you'd have more trouble than me.
03:52Man, you wouldn't know the pain, but I nearly died landing her.
03:56Well, well, look at you, turning traitor.
04:00Hey, ghetto.
04:02Rest assured, marriage won't change the fact that you and I are still best buds.
04:06You know that, right?
04:08Yeah.
04:09Congrats.
04:11See you, ghetto.
04:16Let's do this again when things settle.
04:19Wait, bug master.
04:22Respect, really.
04:25Finding someone you care about and who cares about you, I don't think I'll ever be able
04:29to do that.
04:32It's not like I've ever had a high opinion of marriage.
04:35But after hearing you talk about it tonight, it's crazy, but I found myself thinking that
04:39that sounds alright.
04:42As if it's ever going to happen for me, though.
04:49It's such an honor to have you here, man.
04:52It looks like the business has been doing pretty well.
04:54Ah, thanks to guys like you.
04:56We offer cleaning services and we'll get our hands dirty for prices so affordable even your
05:01average Joe can swing them.
05:04Oh, the ladies work here.
05:06They're kind of assassins, secretaries, very versatile, so feel free to use them for work,
05:10pleasure, or however you like.
05:15No, thanks.
05:16No, the ladies don't do it for you.
05:19Oh, master ghetto, watch out for her.
05:21I see you're admiring our bulletproof glass partition up close.
05:26Meet the latest piece of human scum I'd like your help with.
05:30I present the heartless marriage swindler, May Kinosaki.
05:35Girls caused all sorts of trouble on our turf, but her meddling's coming to an end right here
05:39and right now.
05:40Enjoy.
05:43Hello.
05:45And who are you?
05:47Here's what's in store for you.
05:49The poison will paralyze nerves in your extremities.
05:52Then, it'll travel towards your brain and make you feel like you're being ripped to shreds.
05:57Keep in mind, you're going to be fully conscious while it's happening.
06:02Finally, I will conclude with this coup de grace I concocted.
06:06Your last thought will be regretting you were born.
06:08Let's back up.
06:10I'm May Kinosaki, and your name is what?
06:12Have we met before?
06:13Shut it.
06:15I'm sorry, but I ask because you remind me of my first love.
06:21But alas.
06:23So now the marriage swindler is flirting with me to save herself?
06:28Yes, I'll admit it.
06:29I've gotten several people.
06:31But the only reason I did it is because I desperately needed the money.
06:35My little brother's sick and needs treatment.
06:38I took all the loans I could get, and work jobs I'd never confess to anyone.
06:43But I still couldn't make enough.
06:49At least I get the chance to leave this world while the spinning image of the man I adored watches.
06:55Maybe I was wrong and my life isn't so bad.
06:59But before I pass away, at least tell me your name.
07:06It's Kero.
07:08Are you absolutely sure about this Kero guy, boss?
07:11He only works on criminal targets he deems to be human scum.
07:15What kind of game is he playing?
07:17This guy is a legit poison master.
07:20The Keros are one of the oldest families in the assassination biz.
07:23He might have his fair share of stupid hang-ups, but he's the real deal and comes highly recommended.
07:29So let me sit back and watch him work.
07:31Kero.
07:33Now what?
07:36I apologize.
07:37I forget how he said anything.
07:40The way this woman's acting.
07:43Does she...
07:46Have the hots for me?
07:51I'm sorry to call you on the emergency line.
07:54What's wrong?
07:55Nothing.
07:56I'm moving back to the main house.
07:58I wanted to tell you before I go.
08:01Why?
08:02There'll be an heir to the family when I give birth to a new poison master.
08:06One of the branch members needs a partner too.
08:08Are you really going to do this without talking to me first?
08:11You don't get it, do you?
08:13Grandma is serious.
08:15She told me so herself.
08:17If you don't carry on the line, and I refuse to volunteer, they'll take away my freedom, and I'll be
08:23forced to have children.
08:24If that's the alternative, I'd rather go on my own terms.
08:29Akari, then what are you going to do about your girlfriend?
08:33Guess we'll have to break up.
08:35You can't!
08:37Or else what?
08:38You're going to sacrifice yourself in my place?
08:41That'll be even worse.
08:43This is the only thing I'm good for.
08:47Please, just give me a minute.
08:50If you agree to marry me, I promise to get you out of here.
08:54The short version is I need to find a partner to become the head of the poison clan.
08:58If I have to be with someone, might as well be with the girl who likes me.
09:03I can help with your brother's illness too.
09:08You can?
09:09Wow.
09:10It almost feels unfair having all of this luck.
09:15My answer is...
09:19There's not a chance in hell I would marry you.
09:24I wanted to see that face before I died.
09:27Guess I am lucky.
09:28If this is how I died, it'd piss me off going without getting one last shot in.
09:33I'm ready for the point, Hubs!
09:36Whenever you see a couple, whether it's their personalities,
09:39how much money they make, looks whatever the reason they're together is because they make a good match.
09:44But a piece of shit who proposes to a target he can just kill if they say no?
09:48Well, not a good match for anyone.
09:51I suppose not.
09:52You know, I think that you're going to have to come clean with yourself first.
09:56That's all you can do if you're serious about finding someone.
09:59People find their ideal partner by figuring each other out, butting heads and running themselves ragged.
10:06Is that the future you're after?
10:08Or do you want to get married for the inheritance?
10:13Ahem!
10:15Uh, Master Garrow, do you think we could speed this along?
10:19We are paying good money to watch you do your thing.
10:23I only dispose of the human scum that actually deserves to die.
10:28Nothing to do with justice.
10:29I just don't take jobs that'd make it hard to sleep at night.
10:34Of course, murder is still murder, right?
10:37But sometimes I'll catch myself wanting to live a peaceful life with someone I love and who loves me in
10:42return.
10:43That side of me makes me sick to my stomach.
10:47You want the truth?
10:49I want to meet someone I genuinely like and lead a fun, carefree life as much as the next guy!
10:55A relationship where she asks,
10:57How was your day?
10:58And we chat before falling asleep!
11:00Where she asks,
11:01Are you feeling alright?
11:02Whenever I cough!
11:04True love!
11:05But there's no way I'll ever meet someone like that.
11:09I never went to school.
11:10Not even daycare.
11:12I've lived as a poison master since I was old enough to form memories.
11:15Showing any sign of weakness immediately leads to failure.
11:19I've never allowed myself to open up to a stranger like this.
11:22I've never bared my heart.
11:24Not until now!
11:25Which means...
11:27What are you talking about?
11:31You poured your heart out to me, and I only just met you.
11:35Listen.
11:36You're right.
11:38Being an assassin is a huge drawback.
11:40But I think the solution is just meeting more people when you're not on the clock.
11:45If you put yourself out there, and allow your heart to get broken a time or two,
11:49I guarantee that sooner or later you'll find your perfect match.
11:53Of course.
11:54It'll probably be hell.
11:57And that's all I have for you, so let's finish this.
12:00I've only got myself to blame for screwing up so bad.
12:03Otherwise, I wouldn't be here and my brother's medical bills would be paid.
12:07But now I've ruined the future of the one person I truly care about.
12:12I'm the definition of scum.
12:15Master Ghetto!
12:17Why don't we call it there?
12:19You've heard all the dating advice our prisoners got to offer.
12:22Now stop delaying and finish this scumbag off.
12:26I can't.
12:28I require her talents.
12:30Only an expert matchmaker could have married all those people.
12:34You have what it takes to find me a partner.
12:36I promise to protect you from harm, both you and your brother.
12:41In exchange for my help, you'll find me someone to marry!
12:47You know, I've been in so many relationships that I've lost count.
12:51But I've never gotten a proposal like that.
12:54What? If we...
12:55You can accept it if you make it out of here.
12:58Gotta say, I'm disappointed, Master Ghetto.
13:02It's like he said.
13:04So, we have a deal then?
13:06Man, killing the Poison Master's heir apparent?
13:10We're gonna rocket to the top of the industry after we take you out!
13:13You people.
13:14Huh?
13:15You offer your services to civilians at rock-bottom rates.
13:19Then blackmail them the rest of their lives for hiring you.
13:22How many lives have you ruined?
13:25You think I care?
13:27Get real!
13:27What's wrong with conning a few idiots?
13:29Think you're some kind of hero or something?
13:31I was making sure you meet my condition.
13:35There's no question.
13:49There's no question.
14:05Where'd he go?
14:06Find him!
14:08You get a front row seat after all.
14:13Now, watch the Poison Master work.
14:18Wow.
14:19You were right.
14:21I guess you're not just all talk, huh?
14:24Taking out a room full of professionals like that?
14:27Zero times anything is still zero.
14:29I only used my 300 torments of hell.
14:33They'll live, but the trauma will keep them out of the business forever.
14:40Hikaru, what I said earlier, I'm going.
14:43Akari.
14:47You don't have to worry about succeeding Grandma.
14:49It's like I said, I don't have any other choice.
14:53I get it now.
14:56If you're lucky enough to meet someone you can love and build a life with,
14:59it's the closest thing to a miracle there is.
15:03What I'm saying is stay with your girlfriend.
15:07Pass a message on to Grandma.
15:09Tell her that I'm getting married and leading the Poison Clan.
15:12Just one catch.
15:14No one gets to decide who my partner is except me.
15:16Got that?
15:18Wait.
15:19So are you being serious?
15:21You always decide everything on your own.
15:24I'll go ahead and let her know.
15:26See you soon.
15:27Bye.
15:29Bye.
15:31What's the holdup?
15:32I'm going to need a hand here.
15:34Just how do I carry you?
15:36I've never had to pick up a living girl, so where should I grab you?
15:42I don't think you'll have to worry about that.
15:45Because I'm not a girl.
15:47Oh, great.
15:48Well, in that case...
15:50Wait.
15:57After a bloodbath, a shower hits different.
16:01How about it, ghetto?
16:02Care to join?
16:03No, thanks.
16:04What's wrong?
16:05Afraid?
16:06I said no!
16:08Don't know about you, but I feel like a new man.
16:12Hilarious.
16:12Bet you're thinking I don't look like any man you've seen.
16:15You're a professional.
16:17Want to confirm?
16:20What's your deal?
16:21How come you dress in women's clothing?
16:23Easy.
16:23Because my latest mark was a man.
16:25If I needed to dupe a woman, I'd dress as a guy.
16:28Plus, it's more fun playing both sides.
16:31That was the best move you could have made.
16:33Proposing to me, I mean.
16:34Hang on!
16:35I can teach you to make anyone fall for you, regardless of gender.
16:40Hurry up and do it!
16:41Step one.
16:43Here, I registered you for a matchmaking party.
16:45Complete your profile and boom.
16:47Wait, it's after midnight, which means the event's today.
16:52Profession?
16:53No.
16:54Writing the truth is probably a bad idea.
16:57So, self-employed.
17:00There's gonna be way more men there than women.
17:02I'll captivate the gents with my charms.
17:05That way, there'll be fewer rivals for you.
17:08Remember, grooming and fashion only go so far.
17:11All they do is make a good first impression.
17:13Leveling them up might get you the nice guy status, but we want more.
17:16No one's gonna fall for you unless we find your charm and let it shine.
17:21Try different approaches and see what sticks.
17:25Hi there, it's very nice to meet you.
17:27My research indicates first impressions are everything, so I've developed the perfect pick-up line.
17:34I'm Ghetto.
17:36I make million a year.
17:38That's your genius icebreaker!
17:40That's not charming!
17:41My charm is my income, isn't it?
17:43It says right here, money's desirable!
17:45Yeah, maybe so.
17:46But blabbing about it right out of the gate makes it sound like you're bragging!
17:50This next girl gaze into her eyes and smile before you open your dumb mouth.
18:07Maybe I'll research how normal people smile when I get home.
18:11Ghetto, looky here.
18:13A dating app will give you a chance to get your bearings when talking to girls.
18:17And good news, I got you matched right away.
18:19You'll have a ton of chances with this.
18:24You good?
18:26A poison master should never eat anything someone else serves him.
18:29It's the only way to protect himself.
18:32But I doubt anyone's after my life this second, right?
18:35Right?
18:36I'm sure it will be safe!
18:38See?
18:38I'm doing totally fine!
18:40I'm doing great!
18:43Okay, on to the next girl.
18:47And the next one.
18:50And the next.
19:03Impressive.
19:04Over the course of today, I've met nearly 30 women.
19:06And somehow I didn't exchange contact info with even one.
19:09You did your best, so don't go beating yourself up over it.
19:14Our goal is to find your charm.
19:16But while we're working hard to figure out what that is,
19:18it would have been kind of nice if at least one date had gone moderately okay.
19:23Kinosaki, have you entertained the idea of maybe I don't have any charm?
19:28Don't say that!
19:29I know you do!
19:30It's just hidden, so we can't see what it is yet!
19:33I promise we'll find someone who's into you.
19:36It seems bleak, but I promise after I'm finished polishing you up,
19:40some lucky lady is going to realize that you're the one!
19:43And after watching you, I found one thing we can work with.
19:47Please tell me.
19:48DIY candy kits!
19:51People with niche hobbies can have a great time chatting about them.
19:54Also, is it just me or is this cleaner wicked strong?
19:57It's a mixture I came up with called Joker.
20:00Using deadly poison to combat stubborn stains is my favorite way to de-stress.
20:04I can make cleaning agents strong enough to melt iron when I set my mind to it.
20:09Oh, does this count as another niche hobby?
20:11Let's just keep that a secret between us.
20:17There you are.
20:19I'm this way.
20:20Guess this is goodnight.
20:22Until tomorrow.
20:23Sure.
20:24Wait, you're putting me through more torture tomorrow?
20:27So soon?
20:29Ch-
20:30Ch-
20:32Ah!
20:34Ah!
20:43Hey, Kinosaki.
20:45Want to tell me what you did to my big brother?
20:47Huh?
20:48Spare me the dumb blonde act.
20:50He said he was gonna shake up this lame-ass industry.
20:53Never could shut up about his big plans.
20:55Making those old farts beg for mercy.
20:57Now he wants to take over our parents' dry cleaning service.
21:01Maybe he just got tired of life in the big city?
21:04Haha!
21:05Pfft!
21:06Ah!
21:10He's a white pellet star.
21:13That's the kind of look that gets my blood pumping.
21:15You're gonna tell me everything that went down.
21:18And if you beg for your life like you mean it, who knows?
21:21I might give you an-
21:22I'd rather die than team up with trash than con civilians.
21:25You're human scum!
21:28You've got some guts, huh?
21:30You take advantage of folks the same way we do.
21:33I hate criminals with half-assed morality.
21:35If you can't see a crime as a crime regardless of the target, you're not cut out for this line
21:39of work, honey.
21:40That pretty face is the best weapon you've got, and I'm gonna make sure you never use it again.
21:46This next shot will be a shotgun blast.
21:49Hey, boss!
21:51There!
21:55It's Gato.
21:56I see him!
21:57Floor it!
22:00Oh, my God.
22:43Taking over the dry-cleaning biz doesn't sound so bad.
22:51You dropped this.
22:54My phone.
22:55I wanted to thank you, Kinosaki.
22:58There's no way I could have met so many women in one day without your guidance and support.
23:02A single rejection would have left me broken up and moping for a lifetime.
23:07I'm hopeless on my own. You're all I've got.
23:11I didn't get anyone's info, either. We both struck out.
23:14I'm talking here!
23:15Hey, how would you feel about trading yours with me?
23:22I doubt my friends list will get any longer.
23:24I don't know why.
23:27Because you're dazzling me right now.
23:31Wait, that's it! I found it!
23:33I think I discovered your charm.
23:36This is the story of the elite assassin, Poison Master Gero Hikaru, and his search for a bride.
23:46Today, you're going on your first date.
23:49Prehearsal.
23:50What will you say to her?
23:51Date me with the intent to marry?
23:52Don't you dare!
23:53Next time, what is charm anyway?
23:55Bye!
23:55Bye!
23:55Bye!
23:55Bye!
23:55Bye!
23:55Bye!
23:56Bye!
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