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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit.
00:01:14Fucking dumb ass.
00:01:16Stupid.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut
00:01:38starring him.
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04You're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed
00:02:48a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53Wait, Ellie.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:06I just gotta have a shower.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:09You're in a watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21Alright, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:35Reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:56wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I, uh, had a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19No.
00:05:23Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:30And more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove your guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47Um, if he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:07See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her alive.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:46We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:02I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:08I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running laughing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down.
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay.
00:08:33I can just go out.
00:08:34I don't want to see you like this.
00:08:37Yeah, that's how you can hope.
00:08:52It's so cool.
00:08:57I'm gonna win the game.
00:08:59Nope.
00:09:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:03No, no, no.
00:09:03No, no, no, no, no.
00:09:04I slept.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16Kevin just got stabbed by the pig version.
00:09:20Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Alison? Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up, obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah, and whose fault is that?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00You missed my message, huh?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:11Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold up.
00:10:13You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me just say really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39They're already done.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:44Yes, it is.
00:10:45Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:51I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:55Then do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Make sure you want me to take your chance.
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:32My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just...
00:11:57I...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms here.
00:12:14There you go.
00:12:15I'll tell you guys.
00:12:16For grownups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your prints.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:55You know what?
00:12:56Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:06No parties.
00:13:07No frat boys.
00:13:08And you're gonna share your life location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:12Who do you think you are?
00:13:13My father?
00:13:19I'm your roommate.
00:13:20And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:29We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:31Mm-hmm.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:54No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You got problem with him?
00:14:00Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't care.
00:14:13Tell me about her.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:42Lingerie?
00:14:43Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on.
00:15:07Get up, get up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:51Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:25Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58All right.
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:09Wait.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:22Lick it up.
00:17:24Brett.
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30Matt Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out at night?
00:17:47Come on.
00:17:48Brett, please.
00:17:49This is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules?
00:17:54You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:12Brett.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett to touch you, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Freeze!
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:58A dare is a dare!
00:19:00Stop fighting me!
00:19:03I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V card out there.
00:19:06No!
00:19:14Please!
00:19:15Please!
00:19:16Please!
00:19:17Please, stop!
00:19:17Gettingless.
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:20Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:47Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online,
00:20:08or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:20We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:37Hey, hey.
00:20:38What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:41You sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:13Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this on.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:32Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:35These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:57And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call them.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Say it.
00:22:24Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No, Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop it.
00:22:55Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:04Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Brent?
00:23:40Running everything.
00:23:52Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06Face time to run.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass, and I had signed up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:31your ass.
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:01right now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to you right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:13That was really, really close.
00:25:15Babe, what's up?
00:25:17What's up?
00:25:17What's going on?
00:25:18We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's like...
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're first.
00:26:17All right.
00:26:24Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:45What's your problem?
00:26:48Huh?
00:26:56Partner up.
00:26:57Stretching drills.
00:27:02Solo, Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05No hands-on.
00:27:06Mm.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10Come on.
00:27:10It'll be fun.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Oh, excuse me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:26She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:04You're first.
00:28:11Let's go.
00:28:12We don't have all day.
00:28:13You ready, Ricky?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:20We don't have all day.
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:23Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59You're not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:16You know what I mean?
00:30:33Oh my god.
00:30:35It's fucking hot.
00:30:37Hot.
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:38Oh my god.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Jesus.
00:30:50I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay.
00:30:53Brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach.
00:30:55But damn it.
00:30:57How do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:03Just, it's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't, you know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it, and neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going, so.
00:31:20Okay, I said I was sorry.
00:31:21All right, listen, I just, why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know, it's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole tier squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh, my God, she's going to kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's going to, she's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48I'll, I'll, I'll direct you.
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey!
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just going to have to tell Coach that I'm sick
00:33:50or something.
00:33:51It's going to be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make you look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:38Allison?
00:34:48She looks...
00:34:49It's so neat.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh, you look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true, I have.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:32You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:51Hold on.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:11Shout out loud.
00:36:16Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah.
00:36:24Oh, yeah.
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:47I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform.
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:54She's getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:04You don't fuck off.
00:37:05The only thing that's going to be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Yeah!
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30Good job!
00:37:31Good job!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Yeah!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:07Kiss!
00:38:08Oh my god.
00:38:09Kiss!
00:38:10Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kiss!
00:38:17Kiss!
00:38:21Kiss!
00:38:24now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff
00:38:26i haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:31come on allison let's give the people what they want
00:38:35i know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:41oh but i want it
00:38:57wait what
00:39:03i can't believe this is happening kiss cam me and brett
00:39:17allison don't pass out
00:39:22thanks for keeping shout at bay no problem
00:39:34this is insane i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38but it feels so right i've never wanted to end
00:39:46harrison
00:39:56what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in from the entire school
00:39:59ron just calm down okay you're making a scene
00:40:02i'm making a scene yeah i'm making a scene
00:40:04you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron
00:40:07stop beating like this okay are you serious right now if i hadn't stepped
00:40:12in you two would have needed to get a room
00:40:16you're unbelievable
00:40:18i hate you
00:40:22dude i'm
00:40:22no no no you cut the crap you tell me right now what's happening between you two i promise
00:40:27do not bullshit me do not bullshit me absolutely nothing i'm i'm serious nothing
00:40:32fucking lying i saw the way you kissed her
00:40:34okay she is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37i know that
00:40:37so you stay in your lane
00:40:39because she is my sister and i'm warning you
00:40:42you do not cross me
00:40:43you do not
00:40:44i promise dude fuck
00:40:50okay hey we need to talk
00:40:53no i sound like a mom
00:40:57this is ridiculous why am i texting him he's literally in the next room
00:41:01you know what just go in there just ask him hey brett what the hell was that kiss
00:41:07he kissed me back
00:41:09he can't deny it this time it's recorded and live streamed
00:41:14okay do or die
00:41:22what are you doing
00:41:23getting groceries
00:41:24what do you think i'm doing
00:41:26i'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27well i think you should do something else
00:41:29i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32she has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:35brett
00:41:37what happened at the kiss camp today
00:41:40i know you didn't hate it
00:41:41i can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:44hi
00:41:45you can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:47like are you that much of a coward
00:41:49oh you know what i'm not talking about the kiss camp thing because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:54it was a kiss camp at a game and we did it
00:41:57do you want to get real ellie
00:41:58the fun's over
00:41:59it's finished
00:42:00do you understand
00:42:04don't you dare
00:42:05no don't you dare look like that
00:42:06i'm not doing it
00:42:07no no no that's not fair okay do you think i'm trying to be a jerk
00:42:10do you think i'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:13don't you understand how hard you're making this for me you're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh
00:42:17yeah i know what you're doing
00:42:18i'm not doing anything
00:42:19yes you are
00:42:21you know what even if i was i guess i'm just playing into the game
00:42:24because that's all this is yeah
00:42:26okay so then earlier i should have kissed chat
00:42:29i had two options
00:42:30you and him
00:42:31and i picked wrong
00:42:36don't say stupid shit like that ellie
00:42:39chat's a predator
00:42:40and a loser
00:42:41and you do deserve somebody
00:42:43a lot better than that okay
00:42:44i can't
00:42:51oh
00:42:53is he
00:42:55hard
00:43:00but at least chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:02you don't think i'm being honest
00:43:09oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:11you know
00:43:13biology
00:43:15whether it's biology or not
00:43:18i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:23allie
00:43:24brunt
00:43:25you guys out here
00:43:26fucking shit
00:43:27what the fuck is he doing here
00:43:28you have to get out
00:43:29i can't get out
00:43:30if i get out he's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:31and he's gonna kill me
00:43:32okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34so i
00:43:35i'm gonna get out
00:43:36okay cool
00:43:37allie hey
00:43:39oh my god he's coming
00:43:40allie hey
00:43:41just get under
00:43:42get under what
00:43:43brunt
00:43:43you have to get down
00:43:48allie
00:43:49hi
00:43:50showing alone
00:43:52yeah but i'm naked
00:43:53run i'm naked
00:43:54get out
00:43:56you're
00:43:58you're not though
00:44:00okay well
00:44:01i also have a vibe
00:44:03and you're ruining it
00:44:04so
00:44:04i'm sorry i just
00:44:05i wanted to get my charger
00:44:06i left it on here yesterday
00:44:07you got it
00:44:08i also wanted to say that
00:44:12i think you did a great job today
00:44:15i mean it
00:44:16you kicked ass
00:44:16and i'm sorry that i was uh
00:44:18an asshole about it
00:44:21thanks
00:44:27okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:44:29seeing my best friend
00:44:31just suck my sister's face off
00:44:34traumatized me
00:44:35so i'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:38run
00:44:38i mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:40it's a game
00:44:41everyone does it
00:44:43a game
00:44:44i just feel like it's kind of
00:44:45i don't know a dream
00:44:46this is a guy that you've
00:44:48had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49well
00:44:49it was him or it was chad
00:44:51so
00:44:52who did you want me to pick
00:44:53that's fair
00:44:55chad sucks
00:44:56yeah
00:44:57tone it down a little bit
00:44:57okay
00:44:58okay
00:44:58he's my best friend
00:44:59and i don't want things to be weird
00:45:02they won't be
00:45:06okay
00:45:06thanks
00:45:09what was that
00:45:12what was that
00:45:15sorry
00:45:16i got water in my nose
00:45:18okay
00:45:18i'm okay
00:45:19don't drown
00:45:19okay
00:45:20okay
00:45:20have a good soak i guess
00:45:21okay
00:45:23bye
00:45:30god the only one's gonna die
00:45:34good talk
00:45:35wait
00:45:38i have to ask you something
00:45:41i'm going to ask him out
00:45:42on a date
00:45:43don't be the little sister allison
00:45:45be the girl he kissed
00:45:46there's this
00:45:48like stupid event
00:45:49thing tomorrow
00:45:50i was just
00:45:52wondering if you would want to go with me
00:46:00got plans ally
00:46:04okay
00:46:05yeah whatever
00:46:06i just
00:46:20rat
00:46:21i guess we have the same plans
00:46:31except his are with rita
00:46:32not me
00:46:43look
00:46:43charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45she's finally getting back
00:46:47did you know
00:46:48allison hand makes these little trinkets
00:46:50it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:52i didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55i came by myself
00:46:56brett was kind enough to help me
00:46:58with my family's donation
00:47:00daddy donated a little of his collection
00:47:02nothing major
00:47:03just some birkin bags
00:47:04some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07let's see what you're peddling here ally
00:47:12how much are you asking for this
00:47:14$15
00:47:15i made it myself
00:47:18$15
00:47:18for some plastic and twine
00:47:20you don't have to buy it
00:47:21it's ambitious
00:47:24you know i don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26i'm gonna take
00:47:27every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33you want to say $500 a piece
00:47:37are you insane
00:47:38you actually want this garbage
00:47:40you know i value the artist
00:47:41that's just how expensive something looks
00:47:43so $500
00:47:44what's that supposed to mean
00:47:46she's nothing
00:47:47no you're nothing
00:47:48especially compared to her
00:47:49how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:54why don't you get out of here
00:47:55no i'm serious
00:47:56don't come back to this table again
00:48:01you know i do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:03what are you doing
00:48:04what do you mean
00:48:05you can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07you blew me off yesterday
00:48:08and then today you come
00:48:09and you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:11you're distant with me one second
00:48:12and then you defend me the next
00:48:14what do you want
00:48:15i'm i'm just trying to
00:48:17no
00:48:18allison
00:48:19party at my place
00:48:21celebrating the big win
00:48:22you coming
00:48:24i don't know
00:48:25i'm not interested
00:48:27she's a grown woman
00:48:29she can speak for herself
00:48:32so
00:48:32what do you say
00:48:35you're not going anywhere
00:48:37and there goes the big brother act again
00:48:40who does he think he is
00:48:41toying with my feelings like this
00:48:43you hate chad brett
00:48:44fine
00:48:45chad's my new best friend then
00:48:46no yeah
00:48:48sounds fun
00:48:52i'll be there
00:49:02there she is
00:49:03my guest of honor
00:49:05damn
00:49:06allison
00:49:07you look sexy
00:49:08oh
00:49:09thanks
00:49:13it's a cool party
00:49:15yeah you know i threw this whole thing
00:49:16just for you
00:49:18really for me
00:49:20why did you do that
00:49:21you're single
00:49:22i'm single
00:49:23you need another reason
00:49:27so what's the deal with you and brett
00:49:28huh
00:49:30no deal
00:49:30there's nothing happening between us
00:49:33he's just a friend of a friend
00:49:35of my brother
00:49:35so
00:49:37it's his loss
00:49:38my gain
00:49:42hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam
00:49:44allison
00:49:46let's fix that
00:49:51yeah
00:49:51no why not
00:49:53there's nothing between me and brett
00:49:54obviously
00:49:55maybe i should just move on
00:49:57you ever play the pocky challenge
00:49:58no
00:49:59what's that
00:50:00we each bite from one end
00:50:02until one of us
00:50:03chickens out
00:50:19damn it
00:50:20why am i thinking about him at a time like this
00:50:23come on allison
00:50:24you're already here
00:50:36fine
00:50:36fine
00:50:37but i play to win
00:50:43i can check it out
00:50:45ten bucks say they kiss
00:51:01dude what the fuck
00:51:03game's over let's go
00:51:04excuse me
00:51:05what are you doing
00:51:05get off of me
00:51:06what do you think you're doing
00:51:08you're ruining my night
00:51:09do you think i care that i'm ruining your night
00:51:10what do you think ron would think if he knew you were happy
00:51:12don't care
00:51:12how about you elect your someone who gives a fuck
00:51:14come on
00:51:15okay
00:51:15no more of these stupid games
00:51:16you don't have to play this shit
00:51:17i know
00:51:17let's go
00:51:18i don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:20i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:22get the fuck away from me
00:51:25get the fuck away from me
00:51:33oh my god
00:51:36oh shit
00:51:37oh shit
00:51:43oh shit
00:51:57oh my god is she okay
00:52:03look at me
00:52:04look at me
00:52:05look at me
00:52:06you okay
00:52:07i can't
00:52:08i can't feel it
00:52:10i can't feel it
00:52:11just try to breathe
00:52:12all right
00:52:31just put me down
00:52:32you know you could have died
00:52:37and chad i mean my god
00:52:38you have no business being around that guy
00:52:40let alone being this close to kissing him
00:52:42anybody who's half a brain cell
00:52:43would realize he's a total fucking douche bagger
00:52:45right
00:52:45that's not fair
00:52:47what's not fair
00:52:49what's not fair
00:52:50what am i not understanding
00:52:51what don't i understand
00:52:52i don't know how this works
00:52:54okay
00:52:55i'm sorry
00:52:55i'm figuring it out
00:52:57i don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:59you know what
00:52:59that's fantastic
00:53:00i'm so happy that you're able to admit that
00:53:02okay
00:53:02you're not any better than me
00:53:04i'm not any better
00:53:05what did i do
00:53:06how am i not any better
00:53:07what are you talking about
00:53:09you're worse
00:53:09i jumped in the pool
00:53:10i saved your life
00:53:11and now what
00:53:12i'm an asshole
00:53:12how am i worse
00:53:13you're worse
00:53:14because you saved me
00:53:16when i was drowning
00:53:17yeah
00:53:17because you gave me your uniform
00:53:19when mine was ruined
00:53:21because you caught me
00:53:22when i fell in front of everyone
00:53:24because you drove me to school
00:53:25when i was late
00:53:26yeah i know
00:53:27i sound like such a total jerk
00:53:30you know
00:53:31i don't understand
00:53:34you made me fall in love with you
00:53:39that's the worst thing
00:53:40don't say that
00:53:41i did
00:53:41no no
00:53:42i fell in love with you
00:53:43i'm in love with you
00:53:44stop stop
00:53:44and you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45i know that
00:53:47i know
00:53:47so then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:49and saving me
00:53:50like a hero
00:53:51and then pushing me away
00:53:53am i crazy
00:53:55do you not feel anything
00:53:57because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:59and you can't keep doing that
00:54:02okay
00:54:03i want you
00:54:04to tell me
00:54:05to stop
00:54:07tell me that you don't want this
00:54:08tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:10i'm gonna tell you stop
00:54:12i'm never gonna tell you stop
00:54:19fuck it
00:54:35i've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45listen you have no idea
00:54:47every single time i saw you with him
00:54:49i always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:53than just my best friend and sister
00:54:56why didn't you say anything
00:54:58i made a promise to run
00:55:01but you know what
00:55:08i don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20i think about you every day
00:55:23every morning
00:55:25and every night
00:55:27and every single time i close my eyes
00:55:31it's you that i see
00:55:34every time
00:55:46i want you to take me
00:55:49right here
00:55:52right now
00:56:06so what do we now
00:56:12what do you want us to be
00:56:16what do you want me to be
00:56:19i want you to be mine
00:56:23i think i already am
00:56:28but what about ron
00:56:30he's gonna kill you
00:56:32i know ron loves you very much
00:56:34he's very protectable to brother
00:56:36but i think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40how much i love you
00:56:47i don't know i think
00:56:50i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:56i don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:58i know
00:57:01but it's just
00:57:02for a little
00:57:03until we find the right moment
00:57:06yeah
00:57:08yeah
00:57:08i don't want to be your way
00:57:11it'll be secret lovers
00:57:29thinking about you
00:57:38hi captain
00:57:39when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:41i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44i'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:46and just sprinting to you
00:57:49aww
00:57:49well
00:57:50as much as i'd love to see you running to me
00:57:53don't
00:57:54my legs are killing me
00:57:55and
00:57:57i really like your car
00:57:58oh i know you love my car
00:58:00he grabs me by the waist
00:58:01hoisting me up
00:58:02putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:04brett
00:58:04stop
00:58:05don't read my smut
00:58:07i'm telling you
00:58:08every single word that you've ever written
00:58:10is etched into my heart
00:58:11into my soul
00:58:13betrayals kisses from my neck
00:58:15to my breasts
00:58:16gently sucking
00:58:17and biting
00:58:18holy shit
00:58:19that is literal trash
00:58:22but why does it sound like 50 shades of grey
00:58:24when he says it
00:58:26i feel so hot right now
00:58:30palms my center
00:58:31slowly massaging my folds
00:58:34take away alley
00:58:35fuck
00:58:43oh my god someone's coming
00:58:45um i have to go fake my own death
00:58:46bye
00:58:47i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey
00:59:09are you okay
00:59:10you sounded sick
00:59:11do you need help
00:59:11mind your own business
00:59:13virgin mary
00:59:14you think just because brett
00:59:15took a chance on you
00:59:15once you're on my level now
00:59:18i was just trying to help
00:59:21save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:25shoot
00:59:27i'm late
00:59:47brett
00:59:49that's allison's
00:59:50uh
00:59:51i found it in the bathroom
00:59:52if i'd known it was your little girlfriend's
00:59:53i never would have touched it
01:00:11see what you're up to
01:00:14hey
01:00:15hey
01:00:15you found my bag
01:00:16i was looking for that
01:00:17thank you
01:00:18no problem
01:00:22attention
01:00:23all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:25it has been brought to our attention
01:00:27that apparently someone on this squad
01:00:29is using illegal drugs
01:00:31i strongly suggest
01:00:32whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:35otherwise
01:00:35will be forced
01:00:37to contact the campus police
01:00:38for a thorough search
01:00:40well
01:00:41i think we all know someone who would do
01:00:43anything
01:00:43to stop being the fat friend
01:00:45right
01:00:46i'm sorry but i just saw you throwing up in the bathroom
01:00:48like 10 minutes
01:00:49excuse me
01:00:49i was fixing my makeup
01:00:51sounded like you were retching
01:00:52and i asked you if you were a
01:00:54look at this
01:00:55this is perfection
01:00:56it's every girl's dream
01:00:57i don't need shortcuts
01:00:58and we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:01i mean after all
01:01:02who came in with
01:01:03zero athletic ability
01:01:04and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:06search me
01:01:07i have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn scott
01:01:14sure but i
01:01:16rita
01:01:18jackpot
01:01:20well well well
01:01:21look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24i knew it
01:01:25no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:29allison
01:01:30performance enhancing substances
01:01:32are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:34coach i promise you i've never seen those before
01:01:37okay those aren't mine
01:01:38right
01:01:39a cheater and a liar
01:01:41coach
01:01:42please listen to me
01:01:43i've never seen those
01:01:45i don't know what they are
01:01:46i'm lying
01:01:47it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:50they're mine
01:01:51yeah those are actually uh
01:01:52my uh vitamins
01:01:54did you forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:58yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something
01:02:00he's right
01:02:01they're just vitamins
01:02:02no they aren't
01:02:03uh miss russo how is it
01:02:05that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:09i just
01:02:12they look suspicious
01:02:13well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:17yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:19that's enough
01:02:20all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24rita
01:02:24you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:28what
01:02:28you can't do that
01:02:29championships are in two weeks
01:02:31nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:33i mean i know it
01:02:34yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:39you little bitch
01:02:40you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:42that's enough rita
01:02:44my decision is final
01:02:50listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:52you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:54you want us to drop her
01:02:56she could get seriously hurt
01:02:57that's the point
01:03:00accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:01so tragic
01:03:02i can't do that coach will kill me
01:03:04fine and say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:09i know everything
01:03:10girls
01:03:11every dirty little secret
01:03:12do exactly as i say
01:03:14or you're gone
01:03:15your call
01:03:16and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:29what happened back there how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:33i uh saw rita putting something in your bag
01:03:36so i swapped it out
01:03:39i knew it
01:03:40i knew she was up to something
01:03:41you know i heard her
01:03:42in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
01:03:44yeah she was throwing up
01:03:47it was when we were
01:03:49when we were
01:03:51having
01:03:55own sex
01:03:57so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:00allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:04:04hey do you
01:04:06do you think i'm fat
01:04:08seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10i don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:12i mean i'm being serious though
01:04:13i'm being serious too
01:04:15allison
01:04:16perfect yesterday you are
01:04:17yeah
01:04:19i'll always be there
01:04:21to catch you when you fall
01:04:24always
01:04:27all right
01:04:28on the count
01:04:29you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:31rita you're up first
01:04:33then else
01:04:45okay
01:04:46allison
01:04:47hey
01:04:48great job you guys
01:04:49you killed it
01:05:14hey
01:05:14i told you to catch you
01:05:17brett
01:05:18you just saved my life
01:05:23i guess that makes me like a backup tree weed or something huh
01:05:26are you serious scott
01:05:28you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:31are you kidding me
01:05:32they almost dropped me
01:05:34i could have been paralyzed
01:05:35i could have died
01:05:36that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:37rita
01:05:38that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:47oh brett
01:05:48thank you oh my gosh
01:05:50i really appreciate that catch i almost had a heart attack
01:05:53all right everyone in light of performances and character
01:05:57i am so proud to announce
01:05:59allison scott as the new captain
01:06:03thank you
01:06:05wow
01:06:07congratulations captain scott
01:06:08i'm proud of you
01:06:10wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:14and that's game
01:06:16state loses 21 to 35
01:06:20allie
01:06:22look i know
01:06:22it's not what you wanted
01:06:23it's okay
01:06:24because you did good
01:06:25that's all that matters
01:06:26thanks bro
01:06:27i'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:28i'll be right back
01:06:28ew
01:06:29don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:31yo
01:06:33allison
01:06:33there she is
01:06:34looking good baby
01:06:35y'all do private shows
01:06:37you know
01:06:38something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:40you're so gross
01:06:43yo what the hell
01:06:44are you serious
01:06:45what what's going on
01:06:46i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:48yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:49you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51i hate your dreams
01:06:53how about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:55so that what happens today
01:06:56never happens again
01:06:58you think you're so fucking special
01:07:01why
01:07:01you know everyone knows
01:07:03how you got the captain's position
01:07:04how
01:07:05by sucking your way to the top
01:07:07i mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:09considering how much you suck
01:07:11while you play
01:07:12you shameless whore
01:07:14hey
01:07:15i'm more than one
01:07:17i do
01:07:18you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:20she's a public boss
01:07:21everybody gets a ride
01:07:25hey
01:07:25hey fuckface
01:07:28you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:35that's enough
01:07:36what's going on here
01:07:37i mean coach we all saw it
01:07:39chad was gonna hit her
01:07:41you're gonna hit her
01:07:42get my office now
01:07:43you
01:07:45with me
01:07:45this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:48we should take you to the er okay
01:07:51alright
01:07:52make sure you're on me
01:07:57it's a really nasty cut brett
01:08:00you could have broken your hand
01:08:01yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:03never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:07shut up
01:08:13you know i could kinda get used to this
01:08:15having uh
01:08:16nurse allison around
01:08:18take care of me
01:08:18help me out
01:08:20let's go guys 304
01:08:22i think it's this one
01:08:22let's go see the hero
01:08:24oh shit no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:27they can't see us like this
01:08:29i won't let him
01:08:30let's tell him
01:08:31let's tell him the truth
01:08:32in front of
01:08:33the entire team
01:08:36ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38remind you
01:08:40let's hide
01:08:46brett
01:08:48brett you in there
01:08:48yeah i'm just uh washing up man
01:08:51god you have no idea
01:08:54how crazy you drive me
01:08:56you know every single time i see you
01:08:58all i can think about is uh
01:09:02doing this
01:09:04you need a hand man
01:09:05no i got everything i need uh
01:09:08right here
01:09:15you gotta be quiet
01:09:18unless you are not
01:09:22brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:24hey you know what it uh
01:09:25takes me a very long time
01:09:27assholes
01:09:37i feel what you did
01:09:39i feel what you did
01:09:42it's kind of hard to miss
01:09:44yeah
01:09:46hard to miss
01:09:48brett you gotta you gotta speed this up man
01:09:50we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:51you know my hands are soft bro i can help you
01:09:53hey why don't you guys just beat it all right
01:09:54i'm gonna be a little while
01:09:57all right let's just give him some space
01:09:58enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01you know i took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04i think i've earned some uh
01:10:07house and physical therapy time if you know what i mean
01:10:10you know you could have just asked
01:10:13you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:32aren't you gonna help me
01:10:34no i think i'm just gonna wash
01:10:53brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:56i've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:10:58captain scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00sick
01:11:01ladies and gentlemen
01:11:02let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05led by captain allison scott
01:11:10i will end you
01:11:12leave it
01:11:14save your applause everyone
01:11:16you're cheering for a fraud
01:11:18your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:21she bought it
01:11:21with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23and her dealer
01:11:25look no further than your MVP
01:11:27brett harrison
01:11:33that's that's not true
01:11:34you know what
01:11:36i don't care
01:11:36reed is the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:38okay she's got
01:11:39pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:41just ask them yourself
01:11:43oh really
01:11:44let's ask the squad then
01:11:48brett approached us
01:11:50about a month ago
01:11:51he said he had
01:11:53good stuff
01:11:54but only if we helped allison become captain
01:11:57you know that's bullshit
01:11:59i have proof
01:12:03i know real doctors
01:12:04i've got pills
01:12:06ally
01:12:07no more being blackmailed
01:12:09let allison take
01:12:11the captain position
01:12:13this is insane
01:12:15okay
01:12:15i've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:18oh sweetie
01:12:19it's all coming out now
01:12:20i saw her taking pills
01:12:21for practice
01:12:22we trusted you
01:12:24cheater
01:12:27hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:29messes with me
01:12:30open your eyes brett
01:12:31she's using you
01:12:33for the clout
01:12:34for the status
01:12:35who was she before you slept with her
01:12:37nobody
01:12:38a total bottom feeder
01:12:40you know what
01:12:40you're so full of shit
01:12:41it's unbelievable
01:12:42how'd you get that video huh
01:12:43and what'd you do to it
01:12:44you have nothing to fear
01:12:45if you have nothing to hide
01:12:48listen
01:12:49just
01:12:49please listen to me
01:12:51hey everybody
01:12:51just shut up
01:12:52this is my sister okay
01:12:53she would never do something like this
01:12:56and here come the pretzels
01:12:58all right
01:12:59that's enough
01:12:59that's enough
01:13:01now
01:13:01in light of these
01:13:03significant allegations
01:13:04as well as the evidence
01:13:06that has been presented
01:13:07i have no choice
01:13:09allison scott
01:13:10you are hereby removed
01:13:11from your position as captain
01:13:12of the cheerleader
01:13:13furthermore
01:13:14you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:17justice for the real athletes
01:13:20hold on
01:13:21hold it
01:13:23if you would please
01:13:24look to the jumbotron
01:13:26i know some real doctors
01:13:27that can help you guys
01:13:28get healthy
01:13:29at the right way
01:13:29no more pills
01:13:31no more purging
01:13:31no more blackmail
01:13:32you'd really help us
01:13:33absolutely
01:13:34listen you guys
01:13:35are never gonna have to take
01:13:36any of Rita's
01:13:37take your spells ever again
01:13:38so what's the catch
01:13:39we're gonna make Rita
01:13:40take some of her own medicine
01:13:42this video
01:13:43this is the real conversation
01:13:45not the edited one
01:13:47that Rita just played
01:13:49not for the drugs
01:13:51these are the drugs
01:13:51that i gave the girls
01:13:52they're vitamins
01:13:53you can get these
01:13:54at any pharmacy
01:13:55in the world
01:13:56you wanna check these out
01:13:57principal
01:14:00he's right
01:14:02these are common supplements
01:14:04everybody
01:14:04Rita is the one
01:14:06who has been forcing
01:14:06her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous
01:14:08weight loss supplements
01:14:09she's been threatening them
01:14:11if they wouldn't comply
01:14:12and she's been shaming them
01:14:13degrading them
01:14:14for the bodies
01:14:14that they have
01:14:15now every body is different
01:14:16but all bodies
01:14:17are beautiful
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:20for one reason
01:14:20one reason only
01:14:21because she was a threat
01:14:22she threatened
01:14:23the total control
01:14:24that Rita had
01:14:24over the entire squad
01:14:25and it's horrible
01:14:27because Allison
01:14:28she's a beautiful person
01:14:29and she would never
01:14:30do anything like this
01:14:31and she deserves
01:14:32to be the cheer captain
01:14:35that's not true
01:14:36he's lying
01:14:37she's the one
01:14:38who's drugging the team
01:14:40lock her up
01:14:41lock her up
01:14:43lock her up
01:14:44lock her up
01:14:45you fucking bitch
01:14:46you ruined my life
01:14:48you ruined it yourself
01:15:01look at you
01:15:02playing the victim
01:15:03you've been throwing
01:15:04yourself at me
01:15:05for weeks
01:15:06just when I give you
01:15:08a chance
01:15:08you run crying
01:15:10to Harrison
01:15:10nothing
01:15:11but a little
01:15:12shut up dude
01:15:13shut up
01:15:14what are you gonna do
01:15:14about it Harrison
01:15:15I don't have to do anything
01:15:16you're gonna get exactly
01:15:17what you deserve
01:15:18right now
01:15:19Mr. Williams
01:15:23apparently we've
01:15:24had a number of
01:15:25allegations of sexual
01:15:27harassment against you
01:15:28from various female
01:15:29students
01:15:29as of now
01:15:30you are officially
01:15:31suspended from all
01:15:32school activities
01:15:33what no my father
01:15:35your father may have his name
01:15:37on the library
01:15:38but I assure you
01:15:39his money will not buy you
01:15:41immunity
01:15:41you can take him away
01:15:42already is over
01:15:43let go
01:15:44no
01:15:44I'll throw you off
01:15:45this isn't over
01:15:49and as for you
01:15:50Miss Scott
01:15:51on behalf of the entire
01:15:53administration
01:15:54I would like to apologize
01:15:56to you
01:15:57for everything that you've had to endure
01:15:59and as of now
01:16:00you can consider yourself
01:16:02officially reinstated as captain
01:16:05you can consider yourself
01:16:06officially reinstated as captain
01:16:10thank you principal
01:16:11all right everyone
01:16:12sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:16but
01:16:16we have a game to get back to
01:16:18so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:22let's win
01:16:23let's win
01:16:34let's win
01:16:36yes
01:16:36state university wins it all
01:16:42yes
01:16:43yes
01:16:54yes
01:16:55yes
01:16:57yes
01:16:58yes
01:16:59yes
01:16:59yes
01:17:00yes
01:17:00yes
01:17:01yes
01:17:01yes
01:17:01yes
01:17:05hey
01:17:06Allison
01:17:10the way I'm not even surprised
01:17:15hey you know what uh
01:17:17he's cool
01:17:18I think he knew before we did
01:17:21I love you kid
01:17:22Scott
01:17:23I love you too quarterback
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