00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:38Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:00We're dead.
01:01We're dead.
01:13Let's go, let's go.
01:21Let's go.
01:22Let's go, Eagles. Let's go.
01:23Let's go, Ian!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch you!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:03Woo!
02:04Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:25No, I, I, I, uh...
02:27Damn, this is so awkward.
02:38No, I, I, uh...
02:42I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:02come on let's go
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams
03:18as if
03:24what
03:27you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than
03:31everyone
03:31babe better I don't just think I'm better
03:36I am better didn't you see the rankings
03:40I'm the popular queen and you you're the undateable nerd
03:47Penny it's it's fine they're just being rude let's go
03:51what did you say
04:08just because you're about it if whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee ruled the school don't you forget it you're nothing but a last piece loser
04:27no that's it
04:29I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy bs
04:33what are you gonna do
04:39I'm I'm gonna change
04:42yeah I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list I'm sick and tired of Kelly's stupid rules
04:50I'm gonna rewrite them but what are you gonna do
04:58first is dating one of the boys at the top who's your target
05:07which one's your target at least not Connor no not Connor
05:15but Brad's sweet to everyone
05:21that's it Brad's my target
05:24I'm so excited so what's your plan
05:27first step sexy photo right
05:31got it okay so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number
05:40okay tell me if this is too much
05:44yes it's perfect it's perfect
05:45are you sure?
05:46yes yes
05:46okay
05:48ready?
05:49yes
05:51go
05:54oh my god oh my god at least that time
06:20is that him?
06:23oh my god what are you saying? what are you saying?
06:27mysterious
06:28what's next?
06:31you'll find out
06:34if you
06:37if you
06:38you
06:39what do I say next?
06:42I have the highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a text
06:44maybe
06:46if you say please
07:07me in the boys locker room after school it's all
07:09oh my god
07:12Brad said yes
07:13oh my gosh
07:15I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:18once I land this date with Brad
07:20I'm rewriting Kelly's rules
07:23she's done
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings
07:38she asked for her number
07:39she just gave her some random digits
07:41oh
07:44dope
07:45yo for real though I'm kinda curious
07:48how cringe can a straight up bottom nerd get?
07:51look bro it's this one
07:52oh my god
07:54oh the glasses
07:55can't see
07:56oh shit
07:57oh fuck
07:58god
07:58my eyes
07:59oh
08:00get that shit away from me
08:06you really do have bad eyesight
08:11what the hell did you say?
08:12I said you really do have bad eyesight
08:15that's why in the game there's a perfect pass
08:17but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you
08:20no no no
08:20that was accident
08:22okay
08:23what the hell does that have to do with this anyway?
08:25okay on the field
08:26you only see the end zone
08:28not the risk
08:28and now you're mocking someone you don't even know
08:30cause she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty standard
08:33you're really gonna start some shit over some nerd Connor?
08:36have you lost your mind?
08:38it's not about her
08:39it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:42it's pathetic
08:50so fucking angry I almost peed myself
08:56cheer up Tessa
08:58let's not ruin tonight
09:00we need to make a good impression
09:15Linda!
09:16Darlene!
09:17oh muah!
09:19Tessa!
09:20hi
09:20welcome home
09:21I still wanna be down to anyone
09:23I still wanna be down to anyone
09:24I still wanna be down to anyone
09:26I still wanna be down to anyone
09:36you?
09:39oh
09:44you know each other already
09:46well excellent
09:48yeah
09:50yeah
09:50yeah practically everyone knows
09:52Connor Bond
09:53he's like
09:54famous at school or something
09:57yeah
09:57right back at you Tessa
10:00you've made
10:01quite
10:02the impression at school
10:03shhh
10:04did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field?
10:08I think I actually have a thing for him
10:11fantastic
10:13I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part
10:15now you're not just only friends
10:18classmates
10:21you're family
10:23isn't that fun?
10:25what?
10:27she's my stepsister?
10:30Tessa
10:31Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school
10:34maybe you can help Connor with his grades
10:37what?
10:39and uh
10:40make sure you keep him off the football field
10:42his last major injury
10:44landed him in the ICU
10:45ok
10:46dad
10:46no one needs to know all that
10:48that was forever ago
10:50of course
10:52think of it as uh
10:53supervision
10:59we're not seriously agreeing to that
11:01are we?
11:08yes
11:09Mr. Bon
11:10I will
11:11take
11:11great care of my new
11:15stepbrother
11:29oh my god
11:31there's no way people know about my day with Brad already
11:40we heard the good news
11:42congratulations Tessa
11:44but I haven't even done anything yet
11:47no silly
11:48the entire school voted
11:50and you're officially
11:51the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:56wait
11:57what?
11:59what?
12:00what? stop!
12:01what are you guys doing?
12:02stop! let go!
12:04here's your royal necklace
12:06your majesty
12:07oh my god
12:08oh my god
12:11long may she reign
12:12that's probably the coolest you will ever get today thanks
12:15and giant white lust
12:16ok that's not true ok
12:18you know what I actually
12:19have a date
12:20with Brad Dawson
12:32god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth?
12:36since when did Brad go for off the rack?
12:44dream day
12:45you
12:45fall fast
12:46crush heart
12:52Brad's in way better shape than I thought
13:01you
13:04you
13:08are you stalking me?
13:10what?
13:11no
13:12no
13:13no
13:13what are you talking about?
13:18pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20yeah you sent me this sexy seductive photo?
13:23what game are you trying to play?
13:26no
13:26no
13:27no no no no no no
13:28I sent that to Brad
13:30wait
13:30why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere
13:48did you get scared by the stamps of your v-card?
13:53I see
13:55you
13:55you
13:55and Kelly
13:56are trying to set me up
13:57aren't you?
14:08oh my gosh
14:10oh my god
14:11oh my god
14:12it's like everywhere
14:12no way
14:14oh my god
14:15oh my god
14:17oh my god
14:17oh my god
14:20no no no no this can't be happening
14:22hey Quinn
14:23I'm a huge fan of your work
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen
14:29I'm a dateable nerd queen
14:31I'm a dateable nerd queen
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen
14:35I'm a dateable nerd queen
14:36you did this you jerk
14:39Connor Vaughn I hate you
14:45looking for this?
14:57what's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision
14:59and leave me alone?
15:03shhhh
15:05leave you alone?
15:09you're the one
15:11that exposed me
15:12and tried to humiliate me
15:13and tried to humiliate me
15:14in front of the whole school
15:14by showing everyone my picture
15:17you asshole
15:19what are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me
15:26but I would never leak someone's photos
15:30okay
15:31thanks
15:33you still didn't answer my question
15:35what's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision
15:37and leave me alone?
15:38no
15:43you know Brad Dawson
15:45the guy on your team
15:46the narcissistic pretty boy?
15:53yeah unfortunately I do
15:54good
15:55now we can talk
15:58let's make a deal
15:59I will cover your training
16:01and you have to help me
16:03get with Brad
16:05what's in it for me?
16:06when you play football
16:07I'll be your perfect alibi
16:10deal?
16:14deal
16:20operation under it is a go
16:23I already studied all the techniques
16:25so I'm a pro
16:29what the hell is that?
16:31head tilt
16:31breathing techniques
16:37okay
16:38okay
16:38first things first
17:02better
17:02I can't go to school like this though
17:06if you wanna attract someone as shallow as Brad
17:08I can't go to school like this though
17:09you gotta dress like it
17:18look at your eyes
17:21not bad
17:29look at the next step
17:31why don't we
17:32go to
17:32go to school like this?
17:36I've never felt a guy like this
17:39he's
17:40solid
17:43what are you doing?
17:46your heart rates to the roof, professor?
17:49you can't even handle touching someone
17:51how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I was just
17:57oh
17:59a rookie like you
18:00won't last a second
18:01with Brad
18:05show you a lesson
18:06I can teach you
18:08oh my god but
18:09is he going to
18:11kiss me?
18:12i
18:12shower
18:14me
18:14fuck you
18:16i
18:16i
18:16i
18:16i
18:17i
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