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Poseidon's Divine Revenge System A Shrimp's Path to Godhood
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00:27Oh
00:37Oh
01:09Oh my god, didn't I die?
01:12How did I become a mantis shrimp?
01:20Ethan, have a drink
01:22Thank you, Sophia and Jackson
01:24You've earned this
01:25Oh, Ethan, you're so kind
01:27Working for you has always been an honor
01:29But honestly, you're an idiot
01:31I want everything, your woman
01:33And all your wealth
01:44Goodbye, Ethan
01:45I never loved you
01:47Sophia
01:52Now, it's all ours
01:57I will have my revenge
02:00System cloud
02:01Rebirth successful
02:03Current form
02:03Mantis shrimp
02:04Evolution path unlocked
02:06Main tuna
02:06Alligator
02:07Whale
02:07Accumulate survival points
02:09Away evolution
02:09Objective revenge
02:10Excellent
02:11Activate my revenge mode
02:12Now
02:13Revenge mode activated
02:40What's the point of being reborn as a tiny shrimp?
02:42How am I supposed to get revenge like this?
02:45A shrimp
02:45With a system?
02:48Great
02:48I can still evolve
02:54Damn it!
02:55My luck's as rotten as that fool's!
02:57Relax
02:58You're still luckier than that idiot Ethan
03:00I am not an idiot
03:01So you dare to talk behind my back
03:04Just you wait
03:05I'll teach you a lesson
03:17Hey!
03:17Did you see that?
03:19Something moved!
03:20Something's on the lawn!
03:27Even the battle-hearted angler gets outsmarted sometimes
03:30Damn it!
03:31That lousy fish dares to mess with me?
03:35Let me show you what Big Mike's secret fishing weapon can do
03:41Enjoy the feast, little darling
03:57Yes!
03:58I'm stronger now!
04:00But how do I gather shock points faster?
04:03How do I become a tuna?
04:06This time, I'll turn you into grilled fish!
04:18Collecting shock points this way is too slow
04:20I need to take the initiative
04:27Here goes nothing
04:29I can feel it!
04:30This has gotta be a monster!
04:39What the?
04:41Are you kidding me?
04:43All that for a damn shrimp?
04:45Give it up Mike!
04:46You're cursed!
04:48Still better than you?
04:49You've got zero!
04:50Steady
04:52Stay cool
04:53You're not dying now
04:58It's frozen
04:59Scared to death?
05:01Now
05:06Move!
05:07Ethan!
05:16You think you can catch me?
05:18Whoa!
05:19This shrimp's got moves!
05:23Got him!
05:32Worst luck ever!
05:34Outsmarted by a damn shrimp!
05:36That was close!
05:37Being a shrimp sucks!
05:39I swear!
05:40Next time I'll play nice!
05:42Congrats!
05:421,000 shock points earned!
05:44Evolution!
05:45Juvenile tuna!
05:52A tuna!
05:54My God!
05:55Look at this tail!
05:56This power is insane!
06:00Sorry guys!
06:01I couldn't help myself!
06:03You taste incredible!
06:04God!
06:05I love being powerful!
06:09Sophia, Jackson, I'm coming for you.
06:30Why the hell are you so set on sailing in this crap weather?
06:45Jackson, you two finally showed.
06:57Shh, keep it down. I've been having nightmares for days.
07:01Ethan, half his face bitten off, cursing me.
07:04You're too jumpy. It's international waters. No one will ever know.
07:12I know. I just had to see for myself. That's why I brought Mike. Fishing trip, perfect cover, right?
07:17He won't make it back. And even if he does, I'll send him to meet God himself.
07:25Let's see who dies.
07:32Warm yourself up.
07:34Hell yeah. This weather, I can feel it. Something big's coming.
07:37Good luck. Here's to your catch.
07:51Come on, Ethan. You've got this.
07:54A huge tuna? My luck's finally back.
07:57Relax. Just a spooked tuna.
08:13Come on, little fella. Eat up!
08:27Come on. Take it.
08:33Oh! Oh, it's on!
08:37This is it! This is the one!
08:39Easy. Don't snap the line.
08:49Alright. Here's your front row seat.
08:55Yes! That's a monster!
09:00Why is it looking at us?
09:01What? It's just a fish.
09:04This'll blow up on line.
09:06Yeah. Get my good side.
09:11What the f***?!
09:12It slapped me!
09:14Mike! How's that taste?
09:17Getting slapped silly by a giant fish.
09:19Your turn.
09:26That line's for you!
09:28You dare slap me?
09:30I'll chop you to pieces!
09:39Too close!
09:42Again?!
09:45System?
09:46System!
09:47Save me!
09:48I'm out of gas!
09:50Evolve!
09:51Evolve!
09:52Now!
09:54Congrats!
09:56800 shot points earned.
09:58Perfect!
09:59Jackson, let's go another round.
10:11Jackson, is it just me or is this fish getting bigger?
10:16I see it too.
10:17Is this thing some kind of monster?
10:19Congrats!
10:20200 shot points earned.
10:22Fully evolved to adult stage.
10:25Still playing games?
10:34Stop moving!
10:36Jackson, now!
10:37Die!
10:39Jackson!
10:49What?
10:50I'm going to do with that.
10:50I'm going to do with that.
10:52Oh, my tooth!
10:55Congrats!
10:56500 shot points earned.
10:59Stay back!
11:00Whatever you are, stay away from me!
11:06Help!
11:07It's still alive!
11:08Jackson, kill it!
11:10No! Kill it!
11:11Today, we go down to...
11:13No!
11:17Oh my god!
11:21Shot points maxed out.
11:23Current total, 4,000.
11:24Unlocking next stage, alligator.
11:34You think this little toothpick can kill me?
11:37Fine. Keep your tracker.
11:40I want you to get a good look at my new skin.
11:43Warning. Crocodile form has reached max level.
11:46Next evolution unlocks in 24 hours.
11:4824 hours? Good.
11:51Starting now.
11:52Every second is your countdown.
11:57Keep breathing.
11:58When I come back, I'll hunt you down and tear you apart.
12:02One by one.
12:07The fun starts now.
12:10I'll be waiting for you.
12:40You incompetent fool!
12:41The company's value, all ruined by your big mouth!
12:46It wasn't my fault.
12:47That fish...
12:48You'll pay for it.
12:49Or I'll toss you back into the sea to feed that fish!
12:52That thing!
12:53It's no ordinary fish!
12:56The way it looked at me, it was pure vengeance!
13:00Jackson?
13:01Jackson?
13:03Bullshit!
13:04A fish with revenge in its eyes?
13:06You've just lost your nerve, that's all.
13:09If that dead fish really is him, I'll make sure he dies twice.
13:13I'll handle the backup.
13:14We need real professionals now, people who specialize in dealing with monsters like this.
13:19Professional?
13:20Professional?
13:20No one beats Casper the deep sea butcher.
13:23The guy once took on a man-eating shark, solo, and won.
13:27By the time he ripped open its belly, the guy inside still had breath left.
13:30See this scar?
13:31No anesthesia.
13:33No anesthesia.
13:33He stitched it himself, with fishing line.
13:35That harpoon.
13:36Why is it glowing red?
13:37That's a thermal blast harpoon.
13:39One hit and it unleashes 5,000 degrees.
13:42It'll turn that beast insides into charcoal instantly.
13:45I don't care if he's a butcher or god.
13:47Just shred that beast.
13:49Money is no object.
13:51Perfect.
14:00Shock points plus one, plus one.
14:04Barely a snack.
14:13Goodbye, Ethan.
14:15I never loved you.
14:16Now it's all ours!
14:18Damn it!
14:19How could I be so stupid, actually lapping up their lies?
14:25Sophia, Jackson, what's taking you so long?
14:28I can't wait to see you begging for mercy.
14:30Not coming to me?
14:31Fine.
14:32Then I'll come to you.
14:39Here they come.
14:40That trember.
14:41Brought the big toys, huh?
14:59Come on.
15:01Time to reunite with my old friends.
15:10Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached the target zone.
15:14According to survivors, somewhere beneath these waters lurks a giant tuna that actively attacks humans.
15:21Honestly?
15:22A tuna?
15:23Using this thermal harpoon is like using a sledgehammer to kill a mosquito.
15:27Three minutes.
15:28Done.
15:29No way.
15:30The last crew all ended up in the hospital?
15:31Mike, bro, please don't piss himself again.
15:33Tactical retreat, okay?
15:35That was a tactical retreat.
15:38Target locked.
15:39Hostile entity approaching.
15:41The tracker's still on him.
15:42He's right under the hull.
15:45I knew it.
15:46That idiot couldn't even die right.
15:48Taking a tracker into the sea?
15:49He served himself up on a silver platter.
15:52Casper.
15:53Target's under the hull.
15:54Haul his ass up.
15:55See that, folks?
15:55That's the power of technology.
15:57Whatever that fish is turned into, as soon as that tracker beeps, grill time tonight.
16:01Here we go.
16:01Mike playing expert tracker.
16:03What's next?
16:03An ankle monitor bad feeling about this.
16:12These idiots still think I'm a tuna?
16:16Target locked.
16:17Hostile entity approaching.
16:26You really think you're fishing for me?
16:28Fine.
16:29Haul me up.
16:30Let me have some fun with you.
16:35Come on, then.
16:36Let's see what you've turned into.
16:46This...
16:47This can't be him.
16:49That's a crocodile!
16:50Wait!
16:51The tracker's on it!
16:52He actually turned into a crocodile!
16:54I told you it wasn't normal!
16:57Look at its eyes!
16:58They're exactly the same as that tuna's!
17:05Bullshit!
17:06Since when do crocodiles live in the deep sea?
17:09Idiot.
17:10Never heard of saltwater crocs?
17:12This weight...
17:14Not bad.
17:15Why...
17:16Why isn't it moving?
17:16Is it dead?
17:17Shut up, Casper!
17:18Reel it in!
17:19Now!
17:22Not so tough.
17:26It moved!
17:27It's alive!
17:30That tail could probably break a man in half.
17:33Casper's face is changing.
17:35Croc, keep pulling.
17:36I'll play a wrong.
17:45This thing's got some serious strength.
17:48Full speed reverse!
17:49Don't let it drag us!
17:52It's biting us!
17:53That's not possible!
17:55Crocodiles aren't this smart-
17:56Shut up!
17:57Fighting?
17:57I'm just warming up.
17:59And you're already scared?
18:02Damn!
18:03Almost dragged me under!
18:11That thing's ramming us!
18:13It's ramming us again!
18:17Congrats, Host!
18:18300 shock points earned!
18:21Congrats, Host!
18:46It's looking at me!
18:52Watch out!
18:54Long time no see!
18:56Here's your knife back!
18:58No!
18:59No way!
19:00It's just a coincidence!
19:01It's just a crocodile!
19:02Don't care what it is!
19:03Take this!
19:15You dodged it?
19:17You dodged it?
19:20It's really possessed!
19:22Good!
19:23This is getting interesting!
19:25I'm starting to like this little baby!
19:29Come here baby!
19:31Taste hell!
19:33Hell?
19:34Been there!
19:35Tasted it already!
19:37Massive shock points make detected!
19:40Current total 3400!
19:41600 needed for next evolution!
19:44Just a little more!
19:45Almost there!
19:51Jackson!
19:52It's sucking in water!
19:53What's it doing?
19:54Everyone stay put!
19:55The second it shows!
19:56I'll blast it!
20:07Did that croc just fly?
20:09What is it?
20:09A crocodile or a flying fish?
20:11Mike's gonna piss himself again!
20:12Screenshot this legendary moment!
20:16Whoa!
20:21Spare me!
20:22I was wrong!
20:24I don't wanna die!
20:26I don't wanna die!
20:28I don't wanna die!
20:33Casper!
20:34Kill it!
20:35Now!
20:42Finally scared!
20:47Damn!
20:49Too fast!
20:50Ladies and gentlemen!
20:52We are witnessing an unprecedented battle between man and crocodile!
20:56This crocodile displays extraordinary intelligence!
20:58Is it an ordinary saltwater crocodile or some kind of mutant creature?
21:02Stay tuned!
21:14Damn!
21:15What the hell?!
21:19It's dead, right?
21:20Shut up!
21:21It's down there!
21:25Almost.
21:27System.
21:28Current shock points 3800,000.
21:31200 were needed for next evolution.
21:33200 points.
21:35Let's play a little longer.
21:37Dodge?
21:38How many times can you dodge?
21:40Jackson!
21:41Maybe we should stop!
21:43At this rate the whole ship's gonna sink!
21:44Stop!
21:45You said its eyes looked like Ethan, didn't you?
21:47If we don't kill it today, we'll never have peace!
21:50It's lifting us up!
21:59Hell yeah!
22:00Now that's what I'm talking about!
22:04Die!
22:14It caught it!
22:16That's impossible!
22:23Shit!
22:28Ahhhh!
22:29Congrats host!
22:30500 points earned!
22:32Current total, next ever whale unlocked!
22:35The crock can catch!
22:36Arrow and loadback!
22:38It is reflected on average.
22:40Ahhhh!
22:41My ass again!
22:45help someone get me out of here there's a crocodile a crocodile
22:56it's coming to eat me
23:02it didn't eat me it saved me you not even worth picking my teeth with and between us
23:08we don't have that kind of grudge damn it i can't lose casper the last arrow use it
23:15this is whale hunting grade electromagnet explosive arrow whale hunting one shot
23:21and no matter how big the whale it's dead come on you monster
23:28i'm not a monster warning defective immediate evolution recommended 10 9 8 7
23:38evolve fine let me show you something
23:42die
23:58evolution
23:59evolution
24:01evolution
24:12Evolution Complete, Current Form, Adult Sperm Whale, Attack, 9500, Special Skills, Deep Dive Sonar Pulse, Tail Tsunang Blast Spray, Infinite
24:23Defense.
24:32The croc really turned into a whale? He really is a monster.
24:36This, this can't be real.
24:45Impossible. This can't exist.
24:48The croc turned into a whale?
24:49Who wrote this saying?
24:50A 21st Century Pan?
24:53What the hell am I fighting?
25:11Jackson!
25:16Let go! I want to die!
25:18No! Save me!
25:21Sophia!
25:43Ethan, is that you? Thank you for saving me!
25:50H-Hero saves beauty?
25:53I'm not dead? Perfect!
25:56I thought taking down that reckless Ethan would bring down a curse on me, that I'd meet my end at
26:02the jaws of this beast.
26:05Goodbye, Ethan. I never loved you.
26:09But this creature...
26:14Is this thing playing with us?
26:18Casper, do something! Taking down it, now!
26:24Now.
26:26It's your turn.
26:36Casper!
26:38Block it!
26:39What are you doing?
26:40You wanted to take him down it, right?
26:42Go!
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