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00:00:05Open your legs up for me, wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on
00:00:53my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No!
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:42Alright.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04You're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53Wait, Ellie.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Whoa, Ellie.
00:02:56Quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the shower.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Where are we?
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Okay.
00:03:20Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22Alright, later, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:56don't want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I, uh,
00:04:15any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:22Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:29Cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:07See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:16She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:47Hmm.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:02I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:33It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03I slipped.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously?
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:20Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Elson, unhinged.
00:09:25Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47And whose fault is it?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh crap.
00:09:52I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:11Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:13You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad's a walking SGD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes!
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39Dirty them.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42Because that's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:45Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:51I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:56Do what?
00:10:57I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:28This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:32My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:38Yes.
00:11:39Rhett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just, like...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, you too.
00:12:15I'll tell you this.
00:12:16Keep a garage.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What would you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:40I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he'd kiss me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:02Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:06No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:08And you're gonna share your live location with me for the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:12Who do you think you are?
00:13:13My father?
00:13:19I'm your roommate.
00:13:20And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:56Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You're pregnant, don't you?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:16You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:53And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:02I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Let's get it up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:51Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:25Shit.
00:16:26I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:58Yeah, I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:25Brett?
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30Matt Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go outside?
00:17:48Come on.
00:17:49Brett, please.
00:17:49This is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules?
00:17:54You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19What?
00:18:20No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Freeze!
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:59A dare is a dare!
00:19:00Stop fighting it!
00:19:03I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14Please!
00:19:15Please stop!
00:19:17Forgetting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:39Oh!
00:19:43Oh!
00:19:47Brett!
00:19:48This is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great!
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yep.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:36Hey!
00:20:37Hey!
00:20:38What do you think you're doing?
00:20:40What do you think you're doing?
00:20:41Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:13Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true!
00:21:30I know, okay?
00:21:31I'm a total joke.
00:21:32Bullshit!
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:35These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know!
00:21:38I know!
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you!
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked, I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them!
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Say it, just say it!
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me!
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what? Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything!
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No, Alison. Alison, stop it!
00:22:55Yes.
00:23:00Alison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing?
00:23:39Running everything.
00:23:53What's up, loser?
00:23:58Ali?
00:23:59Are you a threat right now?
00:24:03I swear to God, guys. What are you doing right now? Talk to me.
00:24:06Face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:15I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now? Talk to me.
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:31your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:45Okay? Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay? My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right. Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like, an urgent care
00:25:01right now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it, man.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God. That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, what's up?
00:25:17What's going on? We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit
00:25:39is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:25:53You're up first.
00:25:55You're up first.
00:26:18You're up first.
00:26:24Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:47Hmm?
00:26:56Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo, Allison? Let me help.
00:27:05No hands-on.
00:27:07Hmm. I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on. It'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:26She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're a loss.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Ricky?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:26Let's go!
00:28:27Let's go!
00:28:28Let's go!
00:28:31Let's go!
00:28:44Let's go!
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Rob is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brad?
00:29:54I'm good.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:14Good flirting, you two.
00:30:16Negro identity.
00:30:25Uh.
00:30:33Oh, my God.
00:30:35Shit!
00:30:36God, I can't do it.
00:30:37What the hell have you got?
00:30:39Oh, God.
00:30:40Fuck!
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just... It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it...
00:31:13And neither are you. You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:20Yeah, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today
00:31:34at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:36What? Nobody told me that, had...
00:31:40Oh, my God. She's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna... She's gonna kill me
00:31:45because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:48It's alright.
00:31:49Okay. Thank you.
00:32:02Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um, I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No, hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool, get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here, right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:48I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay, we have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello?
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school,
00:33:59and I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original, all right?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:47All right.
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever do.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's...
00:35:02That's true, I am.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:12To you.
00:35:13As...
00:35:14As your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:18As...
00:35:19More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is...
00:35:31But...
00:35:32It works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:48Break a leg.
00:35:51I'll do.
00:35:57Ladies and gentlemen.
00:35:58Please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:24Oh, yeah.
00:36:31Woo!
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire!
00:36:38It's Alison Scott.
00:36:39I even know she had moves.
00:36:45I wasn't serious, she's so hot.
00:36:47I mean, damn, I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off,
00:37:06the only thing that's gonna be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20, the 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Oh, this is a good job.
00:37:31Let's go right here.
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:43Hey, um, congrats on the win.
00:37:47Captain, that was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:08Kiss!
00:38:17Kiss!
00:38:18Kiss!
00:38:19Kiss!
00:38:20Kiss!
00:38:21Kiss!
00:38:21Kiss!
00:38:23Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:27Haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28Choose!
00:38:29Choose!
00:38:30Choose!
00:38:31Choose!
00:38:32Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:39Choose!
00:38:39Choose!
00:38:41Choose!
00:38:41Choose!
00:38:41Choose!
00:38:42Choose!
00:38:43Choose!
00:38:44Choose!
00:38:45Choose!
00:38:49Choose!
00:38:50Choose!
00:38:53Choose!
00:38:55Choose!
00:38:56Wait!
00:38:58What?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss cam.
00:39:07Me and Brett.
00:39:17Allyson, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister, but it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:53Harrison!
00:39:55Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm-
00:40:23No, no, no.
00:40:23You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise-
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32Fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:35Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:44You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom!
00:40:57This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:36Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:42I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:52because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:55It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing it.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator.
00:42:40And a loser.
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:43:00At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'll be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know.
00:43:13Biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not,
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ellie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit.
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole,
00:43:31and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:39Oh my God, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett, we have to get down.
00:43:49Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:52Allie.
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run!
00:43:54I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe, and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:08You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was a...
00:44:18an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Wrong.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:41It's a game.
00:44:42Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:59He's my best friend, and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:07Thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:31God, the illegal's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:39I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00Got plans, Allie.
00:46:05Okay.
00:46:06Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:25I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:43Look.
00:46:44Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:46Just finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:57Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:16I made it myself.
00:47:18$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You wanna say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:39You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:42That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:56No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Ooh, Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know, um...
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So...
00:48:32What do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:38And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:10Thanks.
00:49:14It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:22You're single.
00:49:23I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:27So what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend.
00:49:35Of my brother, so...
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:39My gain.
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:56Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57No.
00:49:57You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:59No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:36Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43I can check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:01No.
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:03Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:06Get off of me.
00:51:07What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:13How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17Let's go. Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh my god.
00:51:36Oh shit.
00:51:45Oh shit.
00:51:49Hey.
00:51:50Hey.
00:51:50Hey.
00:51:51Hey.
00:51:51Hey.
00:51:51Hey.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:52Hold on.
00:51:52It's okay.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:55I got you.
00:51:58Oh my god.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:03Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Look at me, hey, hey, you okay?
00:52:07I can't, I can't, I can't feel it, I can't feel it.
00:52:11Just breathe, just try to breathe.
00:52:12All right, hey.
00:52:16I'm gonna be okay.
00:52:18All right.
00:52:19Let's get you in, let's get you in.
00:52:24Okay?
00:52:25Get out of my way, move, move.
00:52:31Just put me down, Brett!
00:52:32All right, here we go, put you down.
00:52:34You know, you could have died, Alice.
00:52:37And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close to
00:52:41kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair? What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh? What don't I understand?
00:52:52That I don't know how this works, okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry, I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:59You know what, that's fantastic. I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better? What did I do? How am I not any better? What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool, I saved your life, and now what? I'm an asshole? How am I worse?
00:53:14You're worse! Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:26Yeah, I know, I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that.
00:53:41I did!
00:53:41No, no, you...
00:53:42I fell in love with you! I'm in love with you!
00:53:44Stop, stop!
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:46I know that! I know.
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings, and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:02Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:07Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:10I'm going to tell you to stop, Allison.
00:54:12I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:47Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:01But you know what?
00:55:08I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think I met you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:28Every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:38Hey.
00:55:40What?
00:55:47I want you to take me right here.
00:55:52Right now.
00:56:15I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's going to kill you.
00:56:32You know, Ron loves you very much.
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40how much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know.
00:56:48You know, I think, I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:54Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just for a little, until we find the right moment.
00:57:06I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:08I don't want to be your way.
00:57:11We'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:28Thinking about you.
00:57:38hi captain when are you coming to pick me up i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic
00:57:44ever right now i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you
00:57:49oh well as much as i'd love to see you running to me don't my legs are killing me and
00:57:57i really like your car oh i know you love my car he grabbed me by the waist hoisting me
00:58:02up putting
00:58:03me on the hood of his car brett stop don't read my smut i'm telling you every single word that
00:58:09you
00:58:09have ever written is etched into my heart into my soul betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts
00:58:16gently sucking and biting holy shit that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray
00:58:24when he says it i feel so hot right now
00:58:30palms my center slowly massaging my folds
00:58:34make it away ally
00:58:35fuck
00:58:43oh my god someone's coming um i have to go take my own death
00:58:46bye i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary
00:59:14you think just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now
00:59:17i was just trying to help save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:26shoot i'm late
00:59:48brett that's allison's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little
00:59:52girlfriends i never would have touched it
01:00:11see what you're up to
01:00:14hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:22attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:28someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:34forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:40well i think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right
01:00:46i'm sorry but i just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes
01:00:49excuse me i was fixing my makeup
01:00:51sounded like you were retching and i asked you if you were a look at this this is perfection
01:00:56it's every girl's dream i don't need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:01i mean after all who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy search me
01:01:07search me i have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn scott
01:01:14sure but i
01:01:16rita
01:01:18jackpot
01:01:20well well well
01:01:22look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24i knew it no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:29allison
01:01:30performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:34coach i promise you i've never seen those before okay those those aren't mine
01:01:38right
01:01:39a cheater and a liar
01:01:41coach please listen to me
01:01:43i've never seen those i don't know what they are i
01:01:46lying
01:01:47it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:50they're mine
01:01:51yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins
01:01:54did you forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:58yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something
01:02:00he's right they're just vitamins
01:02:02no they aren't
01:02:03uh miss russo how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:09i just
01:02:12they look suspicious
01:02:13well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:17yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:19that's enough
01:02:20all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:28what you can't do that
01:02:30championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:33i mean i know it
01:02:34yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:39you little bitch
01:02:40you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:43that's enough rita
01:02:44my decision is final
01:02:50listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:52you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:54you want us to drop her
01:02:56she could get seriously hurt
01:02:57that's the point
01:02:59accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:01so tragic
01:03:02i can't do that coach will kill me
01:03:05fine
01:03:05then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:09i know everything
01:03:10girls
01:03:11every dirty little secret
01:03:12do exactly as i say
01:03:14or you're gone
01:03:15your call
01:03:16and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:26very sweet
01:03:29what happened back there how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:33i uh saw rita putting something in your bag
01:03:36so i swapped it out
01:03:39i knew it
01:03:40i knew she was up to something
01:03:41you know i heard her
01:03:42in the bathroom like ten minutes before
01:03:44seriously
01:03:45yeah she was throwing up
01:03:47it was when we were
01:03:50when we were having
01:03:55bone sex
01:03:57so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:00allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:04:04hey do you
01:04:06do you think i'm fat
01:04:08seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10i don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:12i mean i'm being serious though
01:04:13i'm being serious too
01:04:14allison
01:04:16perfect guess who you are
01:04:17yeah
01:04:19i'll always be there
01:04:21to catch you on your phone
01:04:24always
01:04:27all right
01:04:28on the count
01:04:29you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:31rita you're up first
01:04:33then ellison
01:04:45okay
01:04:46allison
01:04:47hey
01:04:48great job you guys
01:04:49you killed it
01:05:13hey
01:05:14hey
01:05:14i told you to catch you
01:05:17brett
01:05:18you just saved my life
01:05:23i guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:26are you serious scott
01:05:28you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:31are you kidding me
01:05:32they almost dropped me
01:05:34i could have been paralyzed
01:05:35i could have died
01:05:36that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:37rita
01:05:38that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:47oh brett
01:05:48thank you
01:05:49oh my gosh
01:05:50i really appreciate that catch
01:05:52i almost had a heart attack
01:05:53all right everyone
01:05:54in light of performances and character i am so proud to announce ellison scott as the new captain
01:06:03thank you
01:06:05wow
01:06:06wow
01:06:07congratulations captain scott
01:06:09i'm proud of you
01:06:10wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:21you
01:06:42and that's game
01:06:42state loses 21 to 35
01:06:43yo what the hell
01:06:44are you serious
01:06:45what
01:06:46what's going on i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:48well don't play with me bitch
01:06:50you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51i'm in your dreams
01:06:53how about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today
01:06:56never happens again
01:06:59you think you're so fucking special
01:07:01why
01:07:01you know everyone knows how you got the captain's position
01:07:04how
01:07:05by sucking your way to the top
01:07:07i mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:09considering how much you suck while you play
01:07:12you shameless whore
01:07:14hey
01:07:15i'm more than one
01:07:17i do
01:07:18you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:20she's a public bus
01:07:21everybody gets a ride
01:07:24hey
01:07:25hey
01:07:26hey fuckface
01:07:28you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:33hey
01:07:35that's enough
01:07:36what's going on here
01:07:37i mean coach we all saw it
01:07:39chad was gonna hit her
01:07:41you're gonna hit her
01:07:42get my office now
01:07:44you
01:07:45with me
01:07:45this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:48we should take you to the ER okay
01:07:51alright
01:07:52you sure you're on me
01:07:58it's a really nasty cut bratt
01:08:00you could have broken your hand
01:08:01yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:03never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:07what's that up
01:08:13you know i could kinda get used to this
01:08:15having uh
01:08:16nurse allison around
01:08:18take care of me
01:08:19help me out
01:08:21yo guys 304
01:08:22i think it's this one
01:08:22let's go see the hero
01:08:24oh shit no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:27they can't see us like this
01:08:29i won't let him
01:08:30let's tell him
01:08:32let's tell him
01:08:32let's tell him the truth
01:08:32in front of the entire team
01:08:36ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38remind you
01:08:40let's hide
01:08:40yeah
01:08:46bratt
01:08:48bratt you in there
01:08:49yeah i'm just uh
01:08:50washing up man
01:08:51god you have no idea
01:08:54how crazy you drive me
01:08:56you know every single time i see you
01:08:58all i can think about is uh
01:09:02doing this
01:09:04you need a hand man?
01:09:06no i got everything i need
01:09:07uh
01:09:08right here
01:09:14you gotta be quiet
01:09:17you gotta be quiet
01:09:18let's see what i thought it was
01:09:22bratt stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:24hey you know what it uh
01:09:25takes me a very long time
01:09:27assholes
01:09:37i feel what you did
01:09:39i feel what you did
01:09:42it's kinda hard to mess
01:09:44yeah
01:09:46100
01:09:48bratt you gotta
01:09:49you gotta speed this up man
01:09:50we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:51you know my hands are soft bro
01:09:52i can help you
01:09:53hey why don't you guys just beat it all right
01:09:55i'm gonna be a little while
01:09:57all right let's just give him some space
01:09:58enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01you know i took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04i think i've earned some uh
01:10:07alison physical therapy time if you know what i mean
01:10:10you know you could have just asked
01:10:13you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:27it's good
01:10:31it's good
01:10:32aren't she gonna' help me
01:10:34no i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:56I've heard the halftime show is going to break the internet.
01:10:59Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00Sick.
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:06Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:10I will end you.
01:11:12Leave it.
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:21She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:24And her dealer?
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:33That's not true.
01:11:34You know what?
01:11:36I don't care.
01:11:37Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:42Just ask them yourself.
01:11:43Oh, really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:49Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:52He said he had good stuff.
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:58You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:59I have proof.
01:12:03I know real doctors.
01:12:05I've got pills.
01:12:07Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:10Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:16I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:18Oh, sweetie.
01:12:19It's all coming out now.
01:12:20I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:23We trusted you.
01:12:24Cheater!
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:32She's using you.
01:12:33For the clout?
01:12:34For the status?
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody.
01:12:38A total bottom feeder.
01:12:40Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:44And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Boo!
01:12:48Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:51Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this.
01:12:56And here come the pretzels.
01:12:59All right, that's enough.
01:13:00That's enough.
01:13:01Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:04as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:07I have no choice.
01:13:09Allison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:11from your position as captain of the cheerleader camp.
01:13:14Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:21Hold on.
01:13:22Hold it.
01:13:23If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:28get healthy with the right body.
01:13:30No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:33You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely.
01:13:35Listen, you guys are never going to have to take any of Rita's
01:13:37to take your spells ever again.
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:40We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:42This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:45not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:49Now, for the drugs.
01:13:51These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:52They're vitamins.
01:13:53You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:56You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:01He's right.
01:14:02These are common supplements.
01:14:04Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:10She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:12and she's been shaming them,
01:14:13degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:15Now, everybody is different,
01:14:16but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:19Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason,
01:14:20one reason only, because she was a threat.
01:14:22She threatened the total control
01:14:24that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:26And it's horrible.
01:14:27Because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:29and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:32And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:35That's not true.
01:14:37He's lying.
01:14:38She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:44Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch!
01:14:46You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself.
01:15:01Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:04You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:07Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:09you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:11Nothing but a little...
01:15:12Shut up, dude.
01:15:13Shut up.
01:15:14What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything.
01:15:17You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:19Mr. Williams!
01:15:23Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:26of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28from various female students.
01:15:30As of now, you are officially suspended
01:15:32from all school activities.
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No!
01:15:35My father...
01:15:36Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:38but I assure you,
01:15:39his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:41You can take him away.
01:15:43Marty's over.
01:15:44Let go.
01:15:44No!
01:15:44I'll throw you off!
01:15:46This isn't over!
01:15:49And as for you,
01:15:50Miss Scott,
01:15:51on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:59And as of now,
01:16:01you can consider yourself
01:16:02officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:05You can consider yourself
01:16:06officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:10Thank you, Principal.
01:16:12All right, everyone.
01:16:13Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:16But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:19So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:20Woo!
01:16:23Let's win!
01:16:23Hotelou!
01:16:35Today,
01:16:36보시면 it off!
01:16:39Ha-ha-ha!
01:16:40Woo-hoo!
01:16:42Yes!
01:16:44Yes!
01:16:45Yes!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:50I'm so gay.
01:16:55Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:06Hey! Allison!
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, you know what, uh...
01:17:17He's cool with it.
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:22I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
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