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00:01:01The time is here again, kick down the door and break out.
00:01:05We're tired of living clean, we're tired of living without, without.
00:01:10We're living in this big old world.
00:01:13Judy calls down, watch this girl.
00:01:16What a class I have to pay.
00:01:19Nothing can stop us and nothing can move us and nothing's gonna take us away.
00:01:23For these good times.
00:01:24Temperatures higher than a common fire, there's nothing gonna put out the flame.
00:01:28For these good times.
00:01:29Girls, when you see us coming, you better not stay too near.
00:01:33Just a little tip for survival.
00:01:36You better stand back, get back.
00:01:37We're the men of the year.
00:01:42We're the men of the year.
00:01:53So, what does the summer hold in store for you, Ron?
00:01:56Well, I'm gonna work on my folks' 7-Eleven now.
00:01:59I'm gonna earn the down payment for my new van, Mrs. Harrison.
00:02:04Very industrious of you, Rob.
00:02:05And how about you, Rhonda?
00:02:07What will you be doing?
00:02:09I'm going to spend the summer traveling through Europe with my parents, Mrs. Harrison.
00:02:13That'll be nice.
00:02:15And what do you hope to accomplish in the next three months, Barry?
00:02:18Well, Mrs. Harrison, my friends and I have decided to do something to really enhance our personal growth and self
00:02:24-awareness this summer.
00:02:26Oh, I'm glad to hear that.
00:02:28And just what will that be?
00:02:31We're gonna get laid.
00:02:42We're gonna get laid.
00:03:02Stop!
00:03:09Oh, my God!
00:03:10Oh, my daddy's got!
00:03:13Oh, we're gonna!
00:03:15Ha, ha!
00:03:16Jiggle fun!
00:03:19Oh, he's on!
00:03:21Come on, baby, please!
00:03:23Oh, baby!
00:03:26Would you be here, here, here, please!
00:03:31We got the hot moves!
00:03:34We're going down!
00:03:36We got the hot moves down!
00:03:40We got the hot moves!
00:03:43We're going down!
00:03:45We got the hot moves down!
00:03:50Hot moves!
00:03:53Hot moves!
00:03:55Hot moves!
00:03:58Hot moves!
00:04:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:04:54Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:05:01Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:23Jesus.
00:05:25I think I'm in love.
00:05:27What I wouldn't do for x-ray vision.
00:05:30No, shit.
00:05:38Hey, Michael, isn't that Cliff?
00:05:40Jeez, who's that fox he's with?
00:05:44Oh, shit.
00:05:45I'm getting a heart on.
00:05:47Don't worry, Barry.
00:05:49No one will ever notice.
00:05:52Hi, guys.
00:05:54Nice tan, Joey.
00:05:56What's happening?
00:05:57Oh.
00:05:58Life, man.
00:05:59Oh, guys, I want you to meet Heidi.
00:06:01Heidi, this is my baby brother.
00:06:02Hi, baby brother.
00:06:05Hi.
00:06:06So, where's your girlfriend?
00:06:08What's her name?
00:06:09Julianne?
00:06:10Oh, I haven't seen her in a few days.
00:06:12Well, you're about to.
00:06:14A free man, huh?
00:06:15Well, I always say take it while you can get it.
00:06:18Well, we got to split.
00:06:19We got to meet some friends and go to the nude beach.
00:06:21The nude beach?
00:06:23Yeah.
00:06:23Your boy should come along sometime.
00:06:25Yeah, it's really organic.
00:06:27No tan lines.
00:06:30Well, see you later.
00:06:34There isn't enough there for all four of us.
00:06:36And leftovers.
00:06:39I just wanted to say that it was very nice meeting you.
00:06:42And I hope I get to see you again real soon.
00:06:45Oh, my goodness.
00:06:47Oh, I'm so clumsy.
00:06:49I'll get it.
00:06:54Oh, I'm sorry.
00:06:55I hope you're not too upset.
00:06:57Don't worry.
00:06:58It should come out easy.
00:06:59Ice cream doesn't stain.
00:07:01Well, I better be going.
00:07:03Bye.
00:07:06I don't believe it.
00:07:07She did that on purpose.
00:07:09I think she likes you, Michael.
00:07:11It was an accident.
00:07:12That was no accident, lover boy.
00:07:14She's hot for your bod.
00:07:16I don't believe it.
00:07:24Fellas, I'll be back in a couple of minutes, okay?
00:07:45Well, I think I'll go take a dip.
00:07:50You look nice.
00:07:51Is that an exclusive?
00:07:52Yes.
00:07:54Hi, Julianne.
00:07:55Oh, hi.
00:07:56Listen, there's big waves out there today.
00:07:58So don't throw out too far.
00:08:00Might have to come out and save you.
00:08:06What's that all about?
00:08:08He's just a lifeguard.
00:08:13Look, Julianne, I called you a couple of times.
00:08:16Did you get my messages?
00:08:18Yeah.
00:08:18Well, why didn't you call me back?
00:08:20Look, Michael, I really don't know what to say to you.
00:08:22You've made it very clear to me that all you and your friends want from girls is sex.
00:08:26Oh, come on.
00:08:27Now you've made it clear to everybody on Venice Beach.
00:08:30Can't you see, Michael?
00:08:32Sex won't mean anything to us right now.
00:08:34Speak for yourself.
00:08:35It'll mean a hell of a lot to me.
00:08:37If the only thing that's important to you in a relationship is having sex, then you have
00:08:41a lot of growing up to do.
00:08:43No, you've got a lot of growing up to do.
00:08:44You've been going up for six months now, Julianne, and it's only natural for two people to show
00:08:48their affection for each other physically now and then.
00:08:51You're going to be seniors in high school next year.
00:08:53There are countries where 12-year-olds are married and have babies already.
00:08:56Then go there.
00:08:57Drop me a line and let me know how you and your family are making out.
00:09:01It's no use talking to me.
00:09:02You know that?
00:09:10Flex that body, work it out.
00:09:15Work that body, make it shout.
00:09:24Flex that body, work it out.
00:09:29Work that body, make it shout.
00:09:30Don't knock it.
00:09:32These guys attract girls.
00:09:34Like flies to dog shit.
00:09:35Five, two, go.
00:09:38One, three, take it out.
00:09:40Bum, bum, bum.
00:09:42Let's get out of here before I get an inferiority compliment.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:10:09That's pretty good.
00:10:10I don't like mice.
00:10:11They never say anything.
00:10:14Learned some jokes.
00:10:47That means he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.
00:10:51Hey, Scotty, isn't that your little brother walking with the chick?
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:57Who does he think he is anyway?
00:10:59Don't start teasing him, man.
00:11:01He's at that sensitive age.
00:11:04Hey, dudes.
00:11:05James, who's your little friend?
00:11:06This is Valerie.
00:11:07Where are you two going?
00:11:09Valerie's house.
00:11:10What for?
00:11:11Come on, James.
00:11:12We only have a few hours until my parents come home.
00:11:16American girls are the best.
00:11:18Girls, girls, girls.
00:11:23There's nothing I can do about this wild attraction.
00:11:29I don't know about you.
00:11:31I can't get enough of this action.
00:11:35My friends all tell me, hey, give it a rest.
00:11:39But look around your son.
00:11:40American girls are the best.
00:11:46I can't believe we've been out of school for three weeks already.
00:11:50No girls yet.
00:11:52Yeah, it looks like Mark and Joel aren't doing too bad.
00:11:54I've traveled going over this river and I've seen all kinds of girls, girls.
00:12:00I've got those beauties in the foreign land.
00:12:03Can't compare you with American riddles.
00:12:05Yeah, I'm talking about girls, girls, girls.
00:12:09American girls.
00:12:10American girls.
00:12:11I'm talking about girls, girls.
00:12:14How are these guys, Ray?
00:12:15They're no older than us.
00:12:16Not half as good looking.
00:12:19Well, at least we're not the only ones.
00:12:22Look at Anson over there.
00:12:26That putz won't get laid till he's 50.
00:12:30No doubt.
00:12:45Man, this sucks.
00:12:47Probably 90% of our class would be laid by September.
00:12:51Except us.
00:13:02I do not want to go into my senior year of high school as a virgin.
00:13:06All right.
00:13:07Let's make it official.
00:13:09Official?
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:11Let's make a pact that the four of us get laid before school starts in September.
00:13:15How are we going to do that?
00:13:17With a little teamwork.
00:13:18You know, musketeer spirit.
00:13:21You see, I figure it would be a lot easier if we start helping each other out.
00:13:25Like if one of us meets a girl, if he finds out if she has any girlfriends for the rest
00:13:29of us.
00:13:29Stuff like that.
00:13:30Fuck, it's a jungle out there, guys.
00:13:32And it's us against them.
00:13:34You know, they say that there's strength in numbers.
00:13:37Four is stronger than one.
00:13:38What do you say, guys?
00:13:40You can count me in.
00:13:42Sounds okay to me.
00:13:44I suppose it can't hurt.
00:13:45All right, it's a deal.
00:13:47Here's to getting laid.
00:13:48Yeah, all right.
00:13:52You guys want anything else?
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:56I'd like something else.
00:13:57Okay, what will it be?
00:14:01One waitress.
00:14:02No dressing.
00:14:07First time I heard that in about ten minutes.
00:14:11Clever.
00:14:12Clever?
00:14:13No.
00:14:14Cute, a little.
00:14:17I'll get your check.
00:14:23She thinks I'm cute.
00:14:25No, she said a little cute.
00:14:27There's a difference.
00:14:29Hey, Barry, why don't you ask her out?
00:14:31She could be it.
00:14:33Hey, here she comes.
00:14:36Here's your check.
00:14:39Look, Jocka, there's my number.
00:14:41Call me.
00:14:42I'm off Friday night.
00:14:47Hi.
00:14:52What can I say?
00:14:54When you got it, you got it.
00:14:56Come on.
00:14:56Hey, what the?
00:14:57Oh, my God.
00:15:27Hi.
00:15:28I'm glad you could come over.
00:15:30Have you been?
00:15:32Is he?
00:15:33I've been working next door.
00:15:34I was at the four-hour show.
00:15:36I saw you at the beach a couple of times, but I didn't say hello.
00:15:39I thought you'd still be mad at me.
00:15:42I'm not mad at you, Michael.
00:15:44We just see things differently.
00:15:46Anyway, I didn't ask you over for another argument.
00:15:49I wanted to know if you'd like to come with me to my aunt and uncle's pool party on Friday
00:15:52night.
00:15:55I'd love to come, Julianne, but frankly, I just don't think I could handle another date with you or I'm
00:16:00gonna end up going home frustrated.
00:16:02Frustrated?
00:16:04I'm the one who's frustrated, Michael.
00:16:07All that matters to you is sex, isn't it?
00:16:09No, it's not all that matters, but it does matter.
00:16:14I'll see you around.
00:16:21Oh, and Julianne, I miss being with you.
00:16:46It's still steering.
00:16:55Well, are you gonna come in?
00:16:58In?
00:16:59Yeah.
00:17:00You mean into your apartment?
00:17:03Where else?
00:17:05Sure.
00:17:07Just one question.
00:17:09Yeah.
00:17:10Why'd you pick me?
00:17:14I know you kind of remind me of my teddy bear.
00:17:24Jesus!
00:17:25Why's your gonna wake the neck and turn it off?
00:17:29Oh, my God.
00:17:30Oh, my God.
00:17:32Oh, my God.
00:17:33Oh, you remind me of a cuddly teddy bear.
00:17:38Just like the one I hung when you weren't there.
00:17:45Each night in my room, I feel so awful.
00:17:49So, uh, you have to return the car to your friends tonight?
00:17:52Uh, don't worry about them.
00:17:54I got a marker on my little finger.
00:17:56Mm.
00:17:56Good.
00:17:57Good.
00:17:59Well, if you'll excuse me, there's a beer in the refrigerator.
00:18:02Go help yourself, okay?
00:18:03I'll be right back.
00:18:04Mm-hmm.
00:18:29Good.
00:18:37Good.
00:18:38Church, come alive, give me some taste.
00:18:42I'll be.
00:19:02City morgue.
00:19:04Yeah, Joey.
00:19:05Where's Michael?
00:19:05He's right here.
00:19:07Have you done it yet?
00:19:08I just got here.
00:19:09Get Michael, will you?
00:19:11It's him.
00:19:12He wants to talk to you.
00:19:15He hasn't done it yet.
00:19:17Where are you?
00:19:18I'm in her place.
00:19:19She's in the bathroom.
00:19:21All right.
00:19:21Will you hurry up or try to sit in here?
00:19:23That's why I called.
00:19:25I think she wants me to spend the night.
00:19:28That's just great, Barry.
00:19:29But look, I gotta be in the car when I drive home tonight.
00:19:32If my parents knew I had the car and loaned it to you,
00:19:34it'd kill me.
00:19:34Look, couldn't you come and pick it up?
00:19:36I mean, I'm only a block away.
00:19:37I could walk home later.
00:19:41Barry, look, if it's only a block away,
00:19:42can't you just come over here and drop off the car
00:19:44and go back to her apartment?
00:19:45I can't.
00:19:46It would break the mood.
00:19:47Besides, I already told her I had the car for the night.
00:19:51Oh, come on, Michael.
00:19:52Don't you remember our pact?
00:19:54Teamwork?
00:19:55Strength in numbers?
00:19:56Musketeer spirit?
00:19:58Okay.
00:19:59What's the street?
00:20:00You can't miss it.
00:20:01It's on the corner of Lincoln and Rose.
00:20:03It's the only house with your car parked in front of you, okay?
00:20:06Just, I'll leave the keys under the doormat for you.
00:20:09Okay.
00:20:09And remember, have fun.
00:20:11I will.
00:20:25Well, one down and three to go.
00:20:29Stay.
00:20:39Hi.
00:20:43Hi.
00:20:44Hi.
00:20:48Um, were you on the phone?
00:20:52No.
00:20:53No.
00:20:53No.
00:20:54No.
00:20:55Yes.
00:20:56Yes, I was.
00:20:57I called time.
00:20:58My watch stopped.
00:21:01But, uh, you're not wearing a watch.
00:21:04Right.
00:21:06I'm gonna set it when I get home.
00:21:09Oh.
00:21:09Oh.
00:21:11Um, why don't you just relax, okay?
00:21:14And, uh...
00:21:16I gotta go pick up the car.
00:21:17Hey, wait a minute.
00:21:18You know, just because Barry's giving you the car back doesn't prove he's spending the night
00:21:23with her.
00:21:24What do you mean?
00:21:25I mean, knowing Barry?
00:21:28I wouldn't doubt it if he's just stalling there.
00:21:30And as soon as you take the car, she says good night, and he walks home.
00:21:34Hey, yeah.
00:21:35I'd like to find out if it's all bullshit.
00:21:38What do you say?
00:21:40Wanna have a little fun?
00:21:41Wanna take him get money?
00:21:50Oh, yeah.
00:21:57Yeah, huh, yeah.
00:22:06You 화장?
00:22:07Oh.
00:22:09Young lady's drinking friend Devon's tea Nageloo.
00:22:09Woo.
00:22:10Oh, wow, wow.
00:22:18I know anything is going to stay in this mood.
00:22:21Hey, Barry. Remember us? Your friends?
00:22:28I'm trying to forget.
00:22:31Geez, we put the fire out.
00:22:32That's for sure.
00:22:34Why don't you just call her back?
00:22:36I did. She said, up yours, jerk.
00:22:40Oh, come on. She's probably just teasing.
00:22:44Hey, where's our music coming from?
00:22:46Let's go check it out.
00:22:50You gonna come?
00:22:55Are we gonna have to take our clothes off, too?
00:22:57No way.
00:22:59When I go in the water, my dick shrivels the size of a peanut.
00:23:03Don't flatter yourself, Scotty.
00:23:05Besides, we can't get there. You have to climb down a mountain.
00:23:08So how are we gonna see anything?
00:23:11I've got it all taken care of.
00:23:19What the hell is that?
00:23:21That, my dear boy, is the finest, rarest, most valuable optical instrument in existence in the world today.
00:23:29Why'd you steal it?
00:23:30I didn't steal it.
00:23:31I borrowed it from my dad.
00:23:34It's his prized possession.
00:23:36If he knew I even had it, he'd probably kill me.
00:23:41But it would be worth it.
00:23:43Well, come on. Let's go.
00:23:44Let's go.
00:23:45Let's go.
00:23:53Let's go.
00:23:55Let's go.
00:23:56Oh, thank you.
00:24:13Ain't got a nickel to my name.
00:24:18If you looked like me, it would be the same for you.
00:24:26Yes, it's true.
00:24:32Come on, babe.
00:24:35Won't you spare a dime or two?
00:24:41Yes.
00:24:56God bless you, child.
00:24:58Thank you, ma'am.
00:25:03Hey, it's Littleberry Wonder.
00:25:05When are you gonna learn to play that thing?
00:25:07What for?
00:25:09Who needs talent when you got sympathy, huh?
00:25:15Asshole.
00:25:17Yeah, I sure feel sorry for you.
00:25:20No, look, we came to tell you some good news.
00:25:23You got me a record contract.
00:25:24No, no, Joey's gonna get laid this weekend.
00:25:27And I'm Jose Feliciano.
00:25:28No, this is no bullshit.
00:25:30He's decided to break into his piggy bank
00:25:31and invest his savings in his future.
00:25:35You mean a hooker?
00:25:39Hey.
00:25:59Your heart is in danger.
00:26:02Lady, beware.
00:26:05Don't talk to strangers.
00:26:09Better take care.
00:26:11An unprotected heart makes for easy prey.
00:26:17One look in his eyes and he'll steal it away.
00:26:22Lady Killer on the street tonight
00:26:28In the shadows of the neon lights
00:26:34Lady Killer got you in his sight
00:26:41He's gonna slay you tonight!
00:26:53Thrown to the neon
00:26:55Thrown to the neon
00:26:55Lost in his heart
00:26:59Gunning to run
00:27:02Stalks the dark
00:27:05Wild death somewhere
00:27:07With his eye on you
00:27:10Waiting to strike
00:27:13When you least expect it to
00:27:15Lady Killer on the street tonight
00:27:21In the shadows of the neon lights
00:27:26In the shadows of the neon lights
00:27:28Lady Killer got you with his sights
00:27:34He's gonna slay you tonight!
00:27:37He's gonna slay you tonight!
00:27:38He likes his victims' tender and yuck
00:27:44He's not gonna throw a knife on his gun
00:27:59Did you take plenty of vitamin E?
00:28:01Forget about that!
00:28:02You'd better bring along some protection!
00:28:04What for?
00:28:05Nobody ever knocks up a hooker!
00:28:06I know, but what about BD?
00:28:08Oh, Jesus! BD!
00:28:40Well, this place is bound to have what we need
00:28:43Ready?
00:28:44Go!
00:29:08You are disgusting!
00:29:10Yeah, but I'm lovable!
00:29:13Hey, check out the sun!
00:29:14Lookers!
00:29:18Hey, Barry, why don't you dye your hair blue
00:29:20And put a safety pin through your nose?
00:29:22It might improve your looks
00:29:24Why don't you put a safety pin through your lips?
00:29:35Wait a minute
00:29:35I still smell something
00:29:37Don't look at me
00:29:38No, no
00:29:39It smells like, uh
00:29:41Like perfume
00:29:42Yeah, and it's coming from Joey
00:29:44It's not perfume!
00:29:47It's aftershave
00:29:49Great, Joey, but aren't you forgetting you don't shave yet?
00:29:52Give him a break
00:29:53He's trying to smell nice for his new girlfriend
00:29:59Where are the hookers, anyway?
00:30:01Well, uh
00:30:02They hang out all along here
00:30:04Hey!
00:30:05There's one over there!
00:30:07On the corner!
00:30:08Pull over!
00:30:09Pull over!
00:30:11How do you know she's the hooker?
00:30:13I know!
00:30:14I know!
00:30:15Hey, look at the way she's just standing there
00:30:17It's practically ripped across her face
00:30:18Besides, she's wearing high heels
00:30:20They all wear high heels
00:30:22It's like a trademark
00:30:23Wait a minute
00:30:23Julianne wears heels like that
00:30:25Well, maybe that's why you're not getting any
00:30:27Next time, try slipping her a 20
00:30:29Hey, man, why don't you watch it, Barry?
00:30:31I'm sorry
00:30:32I was just trying to be funny
00:30:33Yeah, well, it wasn't funny
00:30:34She's pretty foxy for a hooker
00:30:36Like you said, nothing but the best
00:30:38Yeah, I don't know what to say to her
00:30:40Yeah, I don't know what to say to her
00:30:40Just ask her how much
00:30:41She'll know what you mean
00:30:43Okay
00:30:45Here's enough
00:31:03Hi
00:31:04Hello
00:31:06Hi
00:31:07Hello
00:31:15Nice night
00:31:22How much?
00:31:24Oh, 85 cents
00:31:28Wow, that's cheap
00:31:30Goes up to a dollar in October
00:31:32Oh, I'm glad I came early
00:31:48Boy, you must have really charmed her
00:31:50Cost you 50 bucks plus the room
00:31:5250 dollars?
00:31:54I don't have that much
00:31:56That's what it'll cost you
00:31:57Plus the room
00:31:59Okay
00:31:59Can you wait a sec?
00:32:01I'll talk to my friend
00:32:01Okay
00:32:03So?
00:32:04She says it's 50 bucks plus money for
00:32:07All I have is, I think, 25 dollars
00:32:10Yeah
00:32:13I got $1.75
00:32:15Four bucks
00:32:16I'm busted
00:32:18What is it?
00:32:20Offer her the money and see what she says
00:32:22Oh, let's just forget this
00:32:24Offer her the money
00:32:27Yeah
00:32:29All I have is $30
00:32:30Do you have a student rate or something?
00:32:32Sorry, kids
00:32:33Save up your allowance
00:32:34It's time to get next to it
00:32:36Hey, Ralph
00:32:37You're back from your trip
00:32:39Where's your camel?
00:32:42Let's have some fun
00:32:52Let's just forget this
00:32:53No way
00:32:54You're getting late
00:32:55Whether you like it or not
00:32:56Hey, hey, there's another one
00:32:57Pull over
00:33:00Stop, stop
00:33:03Um, excuse me, miss
00:33:06Um, are you a hooker?
00:33:09Hey, what are you doing?
00:33:10No, no, I'll
00:33:11It's my friend back here
00:33:13He wants a little action
00:33:17If you know what I mean
00:33:20I know what you mean
00:33:21How old are you?
00:33:2317
00:33:2323
00:33:25Yeah
00:33:26And I'm Snow White
00:33:29Well, just think of him as one of your dwarfs
00:33:32Hit the road, boys
00:33:34You're a jailbait
00:33:35Come on
00:33:36You're a whore, aren't you?
00:33:38Hey, watch your fucking mouth
00:33:40You're talking to a lady
00:33:42Hey, hey, quick
00:33:43Get out of here
00:33:43Get out of here
00:33:47Man, talk about sensitive
00:34:11Hi, Wendy
00:34:13Hi, Michael
00:34:13How are you?
00:34:14Fine
00:34:16Hi, Julianne
00:34:17Hi
00:34:19How have you been?
00:34:20I've been fine
00:34:22Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to get together and do something tonight
00:34:25It's my parents' anniversary and I'm taking the mess
00:34:27Well, tomorrow then
00:34:29Well, I'm working all day
00:34:32Tomorrow night?
00:34:34I can't tomorrow night either, Michael
00:34:37What do you mean you can't?
00:34:38I can't
00:34:40I have another commitment and it wouldn't be fair to break it
00:34:42Listen
00:34:44I think I get the idea
00:34:45Why don't you just give me a call when your schedule opens up, okay?
00:34:57Come on, Wendy
00:34:58I'm so confused
00:35:00I don't know what to do
00:35:02What's going on between you two?
00:35:04I don't know
00:35:07I really care about Michael
00:35:09Well, then what's the problem?
00:35:11I'm just worried that sex is the only reason he's going out with me
00:35:14Have you two been doing it?
00:35:16No
00:35:18Not yet
00:35:20Well, then I don't understand
00:35:22I'd just like to feel that that's not the only reason he's interested in me
00:35:26Before we stop singing each other, that's all he ever talked about
00:35:30Michael must think you're something pretty special or he wouldn't have invested six months in you
00:35:35Face it, Julianne, he's a cute guy
00:35:37And there are a lot of girls who wouldn't wait more than one or two days to go to bed
00:35:41with him
00:35:42They haven't already
00:35:45Have you ever thought about seeing some other guys?
00:35:48I've done a lot more than think about it
00:35:51I have a date with Roger from the beach
00:35:54A lifeguard?
00:35:55Well, that's great
00:35:56He seems really nice
00:35:58I feel terrible
00:36:00Michael asked me out for tomorrow night
00:36:02And I had to say no because of Roger
00:36:04You know, it might not be a bad idea if you started seeing other guys
00:36:08You know, it might give you a better perspective on things
00:36:13Thanks, lady
00:36:18Oh
00:36:45Oh
00:36:56Oh
00:37:24Is that shit?
00:37:25Oh
00:37:26Oh
00:37:26Oh
00:37:26Oh
00:37:28Oh
00:37:32Oh
00:37:34That's good
00:37:36Oh
00:37:40Oh
00:38:13Come on, let's go.
00:38:41Come on, let's go.
00:38:42Come on, let's go.
00:38:52That lifeguard hangs around like a bad smell.
00:38:55You said addict, that lifeguard hangs around like a bad smell.
00:38:57Oh, shut up.
00:38:59Hi, guys.
00:39:00Howdy.
00:39:01Hey, Glenn.
00:39:01Heard you in Hollywood last night.
00:39:03How'd you do that?
00:39:04I told you.
00:39:05Said you're driving down the strip.
00:39:07Yeah, we were a cruising for chicks.
00:39:09This allows you a place to cruise for chicks.
00:39:10The only answer to score there will cost you 50 bucks plus room.
00:39:12We know.
00:39:13We were 20 bucks short.
00:39:15What are you kidding?
00:39:17You guys were trying to squirrel hook her.
00:39:19Well, no.
00:39:20Actually, Joey was.
00:39:21He figured that was the only way to get himself laid.
00:39:23We haven't gotten to that stage yet.
00:39:25I don't believe you guys.
00:39:26This beach is crawling with chicks.
00:39:28We're dying to get into your pants.
00:39:30Christ, Michael.
00:39:30If you're looking for action, why don't you ask Heidi out?
00:39:32Man, she'll go for you in a second.
00:39:35Hey, if I'm not home, use my place.
00:39:37The key's above the door.
00:39:38I don't know.
00:39:40She's got a lot of horny girlfriends.
00:39:42Have her set your buddies in.
00:39:43I like that idea.
00:39:46Here, I carry this just in case.
00:39:49Here's her number.
00:39:50Call her.
00:39:52She's an animal.
00:39:54Oh, by the way, if you're going to spend 50 bucks,
00:39:56spend it on something worthwhile,
00:39:58like taking your brother out for dinner.
00:40:00Catch ya.
00:40:18Hello, paper boy.
00:40:21Who, me?
00:40:24I don't see any other paper boys, do you?
00:40:29What can I do for ya?
00:40:31You're very good at that.
00:40:32Thanks.
00:40:34I just moved in here.
00:40:35Is this the local paper?
00:40:37Yes.
00:40:39How would I go about getting you to deliver?
00:40:47Here, you can fill out one of these cards,
00:40:49and I'll pick it up tomorrow.
00:40:50Oh, no, I have a better idea.
00:40:54Why don't you come inside, and I'll fill it out now,
00:40:57so you can take it with you.
00:40:59Sure, why not?
00:41:10Wow, this is a nice place.
00:41:13It must be expensive.
00:41:16I'm in show business.
00:41:21Have a seat.
00:41:22Will I find a pair?
00:41:24Sure.
00:41:47I'm in show business.
00:41:47I'm in show business.
00:41:59I'm in show business.
00:42:00I'm in show business.
00:42:01I'm in show business.
00:42:02I'm in show business.
00:42:02I'm in show business.
00:42:02I'm in show business.
00:42:03I'm in show business.
00:42:03I'm in show business.
00:42:04I'm in show business.
00:42:04I'm in show business.
00:42:04I'm in show business.
00:42:04I'm in show business.
00:42:05I'm in show business.
00:42:05I'm in show business.
00:42:06I'm in show business.
00:42:06I'm in show business.
00:42:06I'm in show business.
00:42:09I'm in show business.
00:42:27Holy shit!
00:42:29Oh, what?
00:42:32Hey, wait!
00:42:36Wait, oh!
00:42:40Hey, you forgot your card!
00:42:43Hey, you forgot your card!
00:42:43Oh, shit!
00:42:44Oh, shit!
00:42:57Hi, this is Julianne.
00:42:58We're already out for the evening.
00:43:00But if you wait for the beep, leave a message.
00:43:02We'll return your call first thing tomorrow.
00:43:12Oh, shit!
00:43:19Oh, shit!
00:43:36Hello?
00:43:38Hello?
00:43:39Is, uh, is Heidi there, please?
00:43:41This is Heidi.
00:43:42What's up?
00:43:43This is Michael, Cliff's brother.
00:43:46Oh, hi, Michael.
00:43:48What a nice surprise.
00:43:49Look, I know this is short notice,
00:43:51but I was wondering if you might be free tomorrow night.
00:43:55Are you asking me out, Michael?
00:43:57Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:43:59Well, in that case, I'd love to.
00:44:02Uh, only there's a little problem.
00:44:05What?
00:44:06Well, my cousin is visiting from Minnesota,
00:44:08and she's leaving Sunday.
00:44:10So I should really spend some time with her, you know?
00:44:13Relatives.
00:44:14Well, how old is she?
00:44:16She's just turned 16.
00:44:18Is she cute?
00:44:19Well, she seems a little naive, but she's cute.
00:44:22I've just got a great idea.
00:44:24Look, what if I bring three of my friends,
00:44:26and you get a couple of your friends together,
00:44:28and we all go out tomorrow night and kind of have a party?
00:44:31Hmm.
00:44:32Well, you sure don't give a girl much notice.
00:44:35But I might be able to arrange something.
00:44:37Can you get some booze?
00:44:40Yeah, I guess.
00:44:41Great.
00:44:42That'll make it a lot easier.
00:44:44My friends like to drink.
00:44:47Right.
00:44:47So I'll see you tomorrow, then.
00:44:49Okay.
00:44:50Can't wait.
00:44:52Bye.
00:44:58All right, guys.
00:45:00Bet's up.
00:45:02Nobody can drink a bottle of ketchup.
00:45:04I'll believe it when I see it.
00:45:06I'll believe it when I see it.
00:45:07Good year.
00:45:17There's no way.
00:45:24I don't know.
00:45:26I'm drinking.
00:45:27All right.
00:45:28Here goes my money.
00:45:30Come on.
00:45:34He's gonna do it.
00:45:39That is radical.
00:45:46Sick.
00:45:54No one can drink a bottle of ketchup.
00:45:57Well, let's order a pizza.
00:46:00That's a good pizza.
00:46:14Very cool.
00:46:15This is it.
00:46:16Come on.
00:46:16Open it.
00:46:16Get your shot.
00:46:17Get it.
00:46:18Okay, stop.
00:46:19Hit it.
00:46:20The order goes ahead.
00:46:22All right.
00:46:23Come on.
00:46:24Get in out here.
00:46:25No, no, no, no.
00:46:26You must be serious.
00:46:28Come on, get it!
00:46:31So, we get a little try first.
00:46:34Wait, open your lap. Here we go.
00:46:47Nice try, pal. I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:46:50I'm gonna give you a lovely little girlfriend, a stuffed hippo, because she's so sweet.
00:47:00I'm gonna name him.
00:47:02Mike.
00:47:12Oh, boy. Who's winning?
00:47:15Come on, here we go, Barry.
00:47:17You're gonna miss. Ah, give it up, give it up.
00:47:21So, where's my beer?
00:47:28I think I could learn to like warm beer.
00:47:31So, where's the hard stuff, anyways?
00:47:35Right here.
00:47:37Two hundred and seventeen proof.
00:47:41So, let's get down to some serious partying.
00:47:47Ready?
00:47:51Yeah. I just hope they got a good sense of humor.
00:47:57I thought Heidi said you were from Indianapolis.
00:48:00No, Minneapolis.
00:48:03People always make that mistake.
00:48:14They're saying nothing like a little bourbon that chased down your brewski, huh?
00:48:22Knock me off this wig off that puppy.
00:48:25You mean you want a sip here?
00:48:27Oh.
00:48:28Hang on.
00:48:29Excuse me a sec, okay?
00:48:35Where's he going?
00:48:37Is he sick?
00:48:38No, he's draining his veins.
00:48:39I'm not giving you a sec.
00:48:43I've been drinking too hard.
00:48:45I've been eating too long.
00:48:46I've been eating too long.
00:48:49This nasty bitch
00:48:51Has come on a heart.
00:48:53Has come on a heart.
00:48:55I don't know without the fear I've seen.
00:48:59But no more throwing apart.
00:49:01Come on, the heart.
00:49:03Thanks.
00:49:08Come on, Robin.
00:49:10You'll be surprised at how much fun you'll start having.
00:49:13Go for it.
00:49:15Okay.
00:49:18I don't know.
00:49:21I don't know.
00:49:23I don't know.
00:49:23I don't know.
00:49:23I don't know.
00:49:24I don't know.
00:49:25I don't know.
00:49:26I don't know.
00:49:28I don't know.
00:49:38Oh!
00:49:40Oh!
00:49:41Oh!
00:49:42Oh!
00:49:43Oh!
00:49:44Oh, dear!
00:49:47Oh!
00:49:49Let my dick cut my zipper!
00:49:52What do you want us to do about it?
00:49:53Oh, my God!
00:49:55Oh, my God!
00:50:00Come here, come here, scream me!
00:50:04It's a big one.
00:50:16All right, everybody, so what do y'all want?
00:50:18Just order me whatever you want.
00:50:21I'll eat, Amy.
00:50:23Where are you going?
00:50:24To powder liné.
00:50:26What?
00:50:26Wait for me.
00:50:27I'm coming.
00:50:28Me too.
00:50:31I'm coming too.
00:50:32Down boy.
00:50:36He's so funny.
00:50:37What do you think?
00:50:39I think I'm in love.
00:50:41She's got everything I like in a girl.
00:50:44All tits and no brains.
00:50:46Yeah, she thinks you're funny too.
00:50:48Like he said, no brains.
00:50:51Michael, what's with you?
00:50:54It's nothing.
00:50:56Come on.
00:51:01So, what do you think?
00:51:02That bear is a little strange.
00:51:05Yeah, but he's so funny.
00:51:09So what do you think of Joey?
00:51:10Do you like him?
00:51:11I think he's adorable.
00:51:13Well, live it up, kid.
00:51:15It's your last night in Tinseltown.
00:51:18You know that Michael's awfully quiet.
00:51:20I bet he's a real animal.
00:51:22Don't you think they're kind of young?
00:51:25So, what does that mean?
00:51:28That means you take them to my place.
00:51:33How about a Jumbo Wally with everything?
00:51:36Except onions.
00:51:37You know it.
00:51:38And no pepperoni.
00:51:39I hate pepperoni.
00:51:44Hey Joey, give me a brew.
00:51:45Oh yeah.
00:51:46Me too.
00:51:47Boy, the service around here is lousy.
00:51:52Can I help you?
00:51:59This has to be a nightmare.
00:52:04Sorry.
00:52:05Hey, can we have a Jumbo Wally with everything on it?
00:52:10No onions!
00:52:12And hold the pepperoni.
00:52:17I don't think she likes me anymore.
00:52:20Hey Michael, there's too late.
00:52:24Don't hold it too tight.
00:52:27Look at that asshole.
00:52:28He thinks he's hot shit.
00:52:31I don't know what you're doing.
00:52:33You can't let him out of your sight for a second.
00:52:36You should know.
00:52:37Hey, hey, where are you going?
00:52:42Ready?
00:52:45How was good?
00:52:46Michael.
00:52:47What are you doing here?
00:52:50Um, Michael, this is Roger.
00:52:52Roger.
00:52:53Michael.
00:52:54Hi, kid.
00:52:56I thought you were busy.
00:52:58I am busy, Michael.
00:53:00Still your shot, Julianne.
00:53:03Is this your other commitment?
00:53:06Hi, Michael.
00:53:07We've all decided to go back to my place.
00:53:11Hurry back.
00:53:16So I see you've managed to argue prior evening.
00:53:19I'm only out with her because your plans were too important to break.
00:53:22Michael, I don't want to talk about this here.
00:53:24Well, I do.
00:53:25Hey, kid.
00:53:27Why don't you back off?
00:53:29We're just playing a game of pool.
00:53:30Well, screw your game.
00:53:32Hey, wimp.
00:53:33Don't make me get tough with you, all right?
00:53:37Hey, why don't you go take a flying fuck, okay?
00:53:45Michael!
00:53:47Are you all right?
00:53:48What do you care?
00:53:50Why don't you pick on somebody your own size, fuckface?
00:53:53Come on, Michael.
00:53:54I'll pat you up at my place.
00:54:08Hold still.
00:54:09It's starting to swell.
00:54:12I hope you're talking about his head.
00:54:15You would say that.
00:54:16You're so funny.
00:54:19Dude, you really showed that Twinkie.
00:54:22Yeah, what did you say that made him so mad?
00:54:25I don't want to talk about it.
00:54:26You're just full of surprises.
00:54:28Are you tired?
00:54:30Come on, this stuff's getting cold.
00:54:31Oh.
00:54:35This isn't a jumbo Wally.
00:54:37She gave us a pepperoni pizza.
00:54:41I can't stand pepperoni.
00:54:43Great.
00:54:44That means there's more for everybody.
00:54:46I love you.
00:54:48No, thank you. I'm not hungry.
00:54:50It's good.
00:54:53You know what they say.
00:54:55The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
00:54:57I can think of a better route.
00:54:59You're too much.
00:55:17Come on, Michael.
00:55:20Let's go inside.
00:55:21I can't see.
00:55:23One man told me from the start.
00:55:27A work of all of you.
00:55:29Oh, God.
00:55:31You're so sexy.
00:55:34You smell so good.
00:55:37You're making me crazy.
00:55:40You're so funny.
00:55:47Let's go inside the bedroom.
00:55:51I won't let you go.
00:55:59Oops.
00:56:00Sorry.
00:56:02Wrong room.
00:56:06We really don't have the choice.
00:56:10It's made for us.
00:56:12So full tonight.
00:56:14Please say you will.
00:56:18Come on.
00:56:21What's wrong?
00:56:22I can't do it.
00:56:23You can't do it?
00:56:25Not here.
00:56:26He's watching.
00:56:31So after my parents got divorced, I moved to Minnesota with my mother.
00:56:36Most every summer, though, I come here and visit Heidi for a couple of weeks.
00:56:39I have to go home tomorrow.
00:56:41I have to go home tomorrow.
00:56:42It's pretty much my story.
00:56:44What do you think?
00:56:52It's exciting.
00:57:06What are you doing?
00:57:07I'm trying not to do this thing.
00:57:09The hook is in the front.
00:57:12Oh.
00:57:12Now you tell me.
00:57:16I have to go home tomorrow.
00:57:17Wait a minute.
00:57:20Oh, sissy.
00:57:22Oh, Scotty.
00:57:26Oh, sissy.
00:57:27Oh, Scotty.
00:57:29Oh, sissy.
00:57:57Oh, sissy.
00:58:00He will.
00:58:06I'm gonna hold it all in my heart.
00:58:13Look, I'm sorry about what happened at the bowling alley earlier tonight.
00:58:20I guess I got a little bit hot-tempered.
00:58:23Let's just forget about it.
00:58:25I'm sorry you had to pay for a tow to the service station.
00:58:28Yeah, well, it's my damn fault not having a spare.
00:58:33Well, thanks for the evening.
00:58:36I'm during the concert.
00:58:37Well, you don't have to hurry up.
00:58:39I mean, why don't we sit here and talk for a while?
00:58:42I'm tired, Roger.
00:58:43I really should be going in.
00:58:46Tired?
00:58:47It's only midnight.
00:58:48I have to get up early.
00:58:54Well, don't I at least get a kiss?
00:58:59Huh?
00:59:05Well, what do you call that?
00:59:16What's it that you're doing?
00:59:17Well, what's it look like I'm doing?
00:59:18Well, you're not doing it with me.
00:59:20Don't play that game.
00:59:21You walk around in your skimpy bikini in that gorgeous body of yours and those tight little shorts.
00:59:26You know, when it comes down to it, you act like you're some goddamn virgin or something.
00:59:30Really?
00:59:32You fuck your boyfriend, so why don't you fuck me?
00:59:34Why don't you go fuck yourself?
00:59:36Where, you little slut?
00:59:37Come here.
00:59:39Date's over, lifeguard.
00:59:43Oh, yes!
00:59:44Can we talk this over?
00:59:45Turn it!
00:59:46Run!
00:59:51Come back here, you little slut!
00:59:53Come back here, you little slut!
00:59:53Michael, be careful!
00:59:54Can't you take a joke?
00:59:55I think you can get away.
00:59:56Run!
00:59:58Come here!
00:59:58I can't tear you apart.
00:59:59Come on!
01:00:01Come here!
01:00:01I thought you'd better get blood all over your truck, do you?
01:00:05I got you now, you little twerp.
01:00:07Please, Roger, don't get me!
01:00:08You're deaf mean!
01:00:10Dread him out!
01:00:10You're deaf!
01:00:11Oh!
01:00:14No!
01:00:15Honey, you're deaf!
01:00:18Oh!
01:00:18Get out!
01:00:20Oh!
01:00:22One in a million dreams
01:00:25Ever come true
01:00:28But with you
01:00:29I don't heart beat away
01:00:32This night
01:00:35Will be our night
01:00:38This time
01:00:41It feels so right
01:00:45Here in your heart
01:00:49It feels so right
01:00:50It feels so right
01:00:51A lot of guys asked me out this summer
01:00:53Most of them were real creeps
01:00:56Tonight I went out with someone I thought was really nice
01:00:59And he turned out to be creepier than any of them
01:01:01Tell me about it
01:01:06How's your head?
01:01:09I'll live
01:01:13I'm sorry about the way I acted tonight at the bowling alley, Julianne
01:01:20I have to admit I was pretty mad
01:01:23But now that I think about it, I guess I'm kind of flattered
01:01:29I realized something tonight, Julianne
01:01:31What's that?
01:01:33That I love being with you
01:01:37And
01:01:39Having sex with you isn't so important
01:01:40That it should keep us from seeing each other
01:01:44I want to wait till you're ready
01:01:47I realize you can too, Michael
01:01:50What?
01:01:52But I never knew how lucky I was to have you as a boyfriend
01:01:56You're different
01:01:57You're a very special person
01:02:00Not to mention
01:02:02Good looking and sexy
01:02:03Yeah
01:02:04Go ahead and mention it, I can take it
01:02:10So what do you think?
01:02:14Would you like to see each other again?
01:02:16Yeah
01:02:17I would
01:02:19Great
01:02:26Michael
01:02:27Did...
01:02:29Did you and Heidi
01:02:32You know...
01:02:33No
01:02:36I'm glad
01:02:41Come on, I'll take you home
01:02:42Where I'd never be
01:02:45Where I'd never be
01:02:47Such a sad to see
01:02:49This fantasy begins
01:02:53Here in the room
01:02:56Where I'd be lonely
01:02:59Where I'd be lonely
01:03:00In my first love
01:03:01Where I'd be lonely
01:03:10Where I'd be lonely
01:03:11In my first love
01:03:12Where I'd be lonely
01:03:21Where I'd be lonely
01:03:21Where I'd be lonely
01:03:21Well, this is it
01:03:22Our last day of freedom
01:03:24No more staying out late at night
01:03:26No more spending all day at the beach
01:03:28No more virginity
01:03:30See?
01:03:31If I hadn't organized our little pact
01:03:33We'd probably still be boys instead of men
01:03:35Yeah, let's make another pact
01:03:37To screw all the cheerleaders this year
01:03:39Huh?
01:03:40Huh?
01:03:43Hey, where were you last night?
01:03:45You missed a hell of a party
01:03:46Why?
01:03:46I had a party of my own
01:03:47You and Julianne got back together?
01:03:49Hey
01:03:51I don't know
01:03:52What about you?
01:03:53Are you gonna see Robin again?
01:03:54He should be back
01:03:55So you're gonna keep in touch with Sissy and Babs?
01:03:58Sure
01:03:58They're crazy about us
01:04:00They're probably sitting at home right now by the phone
01:04:02Waiting for us to call
01:04:13Love him and leave him, I always say
01:04:19Hey, punk
01:04:20Last night you got off pretty easy
01:04:21Next time you aren't gonna be so lucky
01:04:24What a jerk
01:04:35No way
01:04:48The time is here again
01:04:50To leave it all behind
01:04:53There's sun and surf and sand and a girl for every guy
01:04:57And when these wheels are flying
01:04:59It's a thrill we can't deny it
01:05:03Come on get some ride and see
01:05:09The time is here again
01:05:11Kick down the door and break out
01:05:14We're tired of living clean
01:05:15We're tired of living without
01:05:18We're living in this big old world
01:05:21Duty calls our watchers girl
01:05:24What a price I have to pay
01:05:27Nothing can stop us, nothing can move us
01:05:30Nothing's gonna take us away
01:05:31But here's the time
01:05:32Temperatures higher than a coming of fire
01:05:34There's nothing gonna put out this flame
01:05:36But here's the time
01:05:37Girls when you see us coming
01:05:39You better not stay too near
01:05:42Just a little tip for survival
01:05:44You better stand back, get back, we're the man of the year
01:05:50We're the man of the year
01:05:55The time is here again
01:05:57Long days and endless nights
01:06:00It's gonna be clear this year
01:06:02We're gonna do it till we get it right
01:06:05And when we get this feeling
01:06:07It's a thrill we can't believe in
01:06:10Come on get some ride and see
01:06:14Nothing can stop us, nothing can move us
01:06:16Nothing's gonna take us away
01:06:18But here's the time
01:06:19Temperatures higher than a coming of fire
01:06:21Nothing's gonna put out this flame
01:06:22But here's the time
01:06:24Girls when you see us coming
01:06:26You better not stay too near
01:06:28Just a little tip for survival
01:06:30You better stand back, get back, we're the man of the year
01:06:36We're the man of the year
01:06:38Hot wheels on the boulevard
01:06:40Hot days is what we've got
01:06:42Hot thoughts have really got a hold on me
01:06:47Hot girls have this in the world
01:06:49Hot guys doin' muscle curls
01:06:51Hot times with no...
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