00:02I know this build is bugged as hell, but go down already.
00:07These hitboxes are so awful.
00:09Not now. I said not now. Leave it under the door.
00:16I'm getting my stuff. I just need to grab a few things.
00:19What a rat hole.
00:23So, that's your new guy?
00:25Damn, not a big of upgrade down here.
00:30You know why I broke up with you?
00:33Because you're a pathetic loser with no meaning in your life.
00:39I don't need it, b****.
00:45Oh, I'm pathetic. Yeah, okay. Like, you're any better, b****.
00:51Get up, get up, get up, get up!
00:52Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up,
00:54get up!
01:14Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!
01:15Get up, get the bag up!
01:16Dude, get out of my face!
01:18Your face is about to not exist, get up!
01:21Hey, who are you?
01:25Hello, my beautiful freaks.
01:27Did you miss me?
01:28Oh, I know you did.
01:30Tonight we have a warrior from the mysterious planet Earth.
01:34Ugh, even the name sounds dirty.
01:36What the fuck is going on? Where am I?
01:38May I offer my goddess a drink?
01:42His opponent comes all the way from planet Gnid.
01:47Ooh, hello.
01:49Hello, come to Zicky, big boy.
02:0115 seconds, babies.
02:03Let the games begin!
02:08Am I dreaming?
02:10Let's start from the beginning.
02:13Okay, eyes on me.
02:15A thousand worlds.
02:16Each one's got its thing.
02:17We're at this one.
02:18And right now, we're on planet Zero.
02:21This is where it happens.
02:23Intergalactic fights.
02:24Every world.
02:25Right here.
02:25No more battles.
02:26One champion per world.
02:29He loses.
02:30World's gone.
02:31Done.
02:33And Earth picked you.
02:35Huh?
02:35No pressure.
02:36Destiny, I guess.
02:37Oh, wait.
02:38Earth's been here before.
02:3966 million years ago.
02:41Picked a wrong guy.
02:42Anyway, I'm Hokey.
02:44Your bro for all of this.
02:45Now, you gotta pick your item.
02:47Oh, no.
02:4810 seconds.
02:49Shoes!
02:51What the hell is this anime bullshit?
02:55Movement speed is always better.
03:00Shoes!
03:01They gave you a sword and you picked shoes?
03:03Nice.
03:04We're gonna die because of sneakers!
03:09Let's...
03:09Move!
03:14Move, Leo!
03:15Move, move!
03:16Move!
03:22What the hell were you doing standing there like a mannequin in a closed door?
03:27I was processing...
03:27You have a strategy.
03:30My strategy is...
03:32RUN!
03:48Oh, that came right off.
03:52No, don't touch it.
03:54Hold still.
03:55Are you gonna spit on me?
03:55Don't you dare.
03:56He spit on me.
03:57On my injury.
03:57What kind of medical system is this?
03:59It's healing slime.
04:00Just wait.
04:00Why is it moving?
04:01Make it stop.
04:01That means it's working.
04:03Go, go.
04:03Go, go, go, go, go.
04:04I want to go home.
04:05My bed.
04:06Let's go, stupid shit.
04:10Stop the bleeding temporarily.
04:12You die.
04:13This is real.
04:14Die.
04:14Your planet dies.
04:15Everyone you've ever known dies.
04:16And I die, too.
04:21Hey, if this is a game and they gave me inventory to fight,
04:24then these sneakers aren't just shoes, right?
04:26They're a weapon.
04:27Got to be powering them.
04:28Some kind of...
04:28Let me check this button.
04:31Okay.
04:32So they have got to be super...
04:34Yep.
04:35Oh, no.
04:37Well, that's minus five HP.
04:40Okay.
04:41Let's speed run this shit.
04:43Fat ass!
04:47Hey!
04:48I'm coming for you.
04:50You wait and see.
04:51You hear me?
04:53Your ass is mine!
04:54I'm coming for you.
04:55You're right.
05:06You're right.
05:07You're right.
05:07I'm coming for you.
05:21Oh, just and I.
05:39Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:58I hit him several times, he doesn't care!
06:01I noticed!
06:02What if he just gets tired?
06:04He won't!
06:05How do you know?
06:06His species doesn't get tired!
06:09What?
06:16So boring, I'm not letting this slide.
06:23Oh, go!
06:24What's that clock?
06:25Death timer!
06:26Nobody wins in three minutes!
06:27They killed both!
06:28Both?
06:28Both!
06:29Great!
06:29Just great!
06:33Stop!
06:34I can't!
07:12I'm not... dying... today...
07:14I'm not... dying... today...
07:19New abilities?
07:21There's a... symbol!
07:22Go!
07:38Short legs.
07:40All that mass.
07:41Once he's down, stuck.
07:43You have a plan?
07:44I know how to beat him.
07:46Let's go.
08:32Jayne, if I can write to you otherwise...
08:35Oh, that's what's the intention of losing his Wimeo...
08:35If he's relying on indulgent a lot of children, he still has 3 years old friend...
08:35Go, don't forget to speak to him.
08:35Go, don't forget to follow a Tom.
08:36Come go, come on, Tai!
08:36So, rail.
08:38Away he almost is so high.
08:40Son, let's go!
08:49Did I win?
08:50You won!
08:51Cool.
08:53Can I have my arm back here?
08:54Ladies and gentlemen and everything in between, what a fight by our warrior in underwears,
08:59Leo!
09:02Now go, rest, heel, because your next battle is in 48-0 hours.
09:10What the...
09:11and I'll just go home.
09:14and I'll just go home on Christmas.
09:18and I'll just go home.
09:22and I'll just go home.
09:24and I'll just go home on Christmas.
09:25And now.
09:27The Ark!
09:27You have all been waiting for him!
09:29this destruction of Vladdingnir
09:31ha ha ha..
09:32hahahечik
09:33This song will be called The Buster.
09:34I'm a member of the Buster.
09:39This song will be called The Buster.
09:55This song will be called The Buster.
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