00:06In a world where the future is fried like yesterday's leftovers, mankind's dreams have burned to ash.
00:13Skies are scorched, cities are crumbling, and survival is nothing short of a miracle.
00:22The machines didn't just wake up, they decided to crash the human party.
00:30Meet Sarah Connor, survivor, mother, and gunslinging, button-popping heartbreaker.
00:38Once a waitress, now humanity's last hope, with biceps harder than a Terminator's skull.
00:45Cross her path, and you're signing your own death warrant?
00:54And guess who's back?
00:57The T-800. Naked, jacked, and on a mission, looking for your clothes.
01:05He is here to save humanity while hunting for his next outfit.
01:09From bar brawls to pool table showdowns, he's here to terminate the bad guys,
01:15and prove that even a cyborg can rock the ultimate comeback look.
01:19Time for the bombshells, activated.
01:24Then there's her.
01:26T-X.
01:28Terminator.
01:29Yes.
01:30Killer curves?
01:31Oh, absolutely.
01:34Built to destroy.
01:35Programmed to slay.
01:37And not just hearts.
01:39Underneath that drop-dead smile.
01:42Enough firepower to wipe out mankind twice.
01:44Looks like a supermodel, brain of a war machine, attitude of your worst breakup.
01:52Faster than a bullet, colder than steel.
01:55And trust me, she doesn't do second chances.
02:02You've got two choices.
02:03Kiss me.
02:05Or start running.
02:07Meet John Connor.
02:09Future leader.
02:10Present day headache.
02:12The fate of mankind.
02:14Resting on one guy with mom issues.
02:17A bad attitude.
02:18And a shotgun.
02:24Here comes T-1000.
02:28Looks like a cop.
02:29Moves like a shark.
02:31Melts like your worst nightmare.
02:33And trust me, you won't outrun this puddle of pure terror.
02:40And if you think Sarah's tough, wait till you see her reload while breaking hearts.
02:48She's fast, deadly, and dangerously hot.
02:52Good luck staying focused.
02:57Judgment day?
02:59Nah.
03:00Just another Tuesday for these guys.
03:06Watch the Terminator.
03:08Coming soon to a screen near you.
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