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00:16aalenteon皆さん
00:18excuse me私は私は私が私は
00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do with the shit storm
00:50you created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual.
00:54I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:56Oh, okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're
01:00insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, what happened to you when you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team. This is your agent.
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea?
01:19Don't give me a ticket because Felicia, what's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that only auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job. Yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shah is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shah?
01:40Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:48I'm sorry. You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:01What the fuck is this?
02:03You told me.
02:10Oh, you know what? I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this matters, okay? No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted? This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shah.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine. Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do?
02:45Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time. That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this. I have to be with the fan today. I have to make it
02:58right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah. Your credibility in your community for the people that you say you're doing all
03:03of this for.
03:08You've got more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here. Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it. Well, I lived it.
03:22And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all. I was acting out of
03:27sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:41community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way hurts me deeply.
03:46You're good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:48You're good.
03:50So you've come to visit us, lonely villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:00Come, let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
04:07and to make it right.
04:10You should have won black.
04:13It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
04:17Eid is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27Hassan.
04:28Salim.
04:29You little golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita.
04:44She doesn't have a main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:49We just...
04:49Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Nungi Naila.
04:54Nungi Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Nungi Naila.
04:57She always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
05:05Nungi Naila.
05:06Nungi Naila.
05:06Oh, my God.
05:07She's such a beautiful person.
05:15Oh, my God.
05:19Samina!
05:21Eid Mubarak!
05:23So happy you could come.
05:25We decided to co-host this year.
05:27His brother, you made a great job, Tahira.
05:30No, but you know Naila.
05:31How does she do it? She doesn't do it.
05:34She doesn't do it.
05:34She doesn't do it for decoration.
05:35The Quran says charity is a blessing.
05:41In the garden, please eat it.
05:43Eid Mubarak!
05:45Eid Mubarak!
05:47What the fuck?
05:48Don't leave my sight.
05:50Don't leave my sight.
05:52Eid Mubarak!
05:54She's coming.
05:55Hello, ladies!
05:56Eid Mubarak!
05:59What is my?
06:01Seed, right?
06:04Now he has passed, you're the eldest.
06:06No, thank you. I'm fine standing.
06:09Baba, go you a favor.
06:11Don't tell mommy, yeah?
06:12Is that how you're going to kill us bond?
06:13By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
06:19Mehra Chingar.
06:22Maybe, yeah, maybe.
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with Mehra Khan in it.
06:26No, no, no, no.
06:27This is for me who is born.
06:31I'll mention it again.
06:34I'll mention it again.
06:36I'll mention it again.
06:42I'll mention it again.
06:43I'll mention it again.
06:46But I'm gonna need you to do another apology video.
06:49First, you forgot to say the word I'm sorry.
06:51which is kind of key to the whole thing he's buff no he says he's going mental yes fucking
06:57hot all right sorry can you man focus please this is the latest well this guy likes you
07:07also the whole aladdin outfit and the bollywood sweet shop is their community like 10 times
07:12it feels like you're begging it maybe down the brow i don't get it what is a problem
07:26hi everyone charlatif here now last night at the king's museum a brother and i came into conflict
07:33i should not have reacted the way that i did and the brother in question perhaps should not have
07:40run at me with a metal object the way that he did
07:44nuba is a community-led it's not fucking community-led the fact is we're all in this
07:49together and in the future i promise to use my platform not to lash out but to reach out
07:56bro nuba is full
08:00you want some chai or something no nuba bro we good i'm good are you good yeah i'm good bro
08:07we good
08:07i'm good are you good yeah i'm good but good then uber not uber what are you doing trying to
08:13focus
08:13man you are distracting me all right yes yo they got them little laddos over there there with the
08:19pink and green balls and you want them big man please i don't want laddos right now okay i just
08:22want to concentrate aren't you supposed to be holding ami's hand oh yeah shit in a bit yeah don't bring
08:29me
08:29no laddos move before that
08:31move the baby
08:33move the baby
08:34move the top of town
08:36hey
08:38yeah i got
08:39sali gong sali gong
08:40lakimila where have you been
08:41i've just been checking on baba and zofi
08:44bastard you promised you're not going to leave me
08:46so if i just die standing here alone
08:48please please don't do this now
08:50you left me
08:51i'm sorry
08:52i'll make it up
08:52my name
08:53my salim is coming
08:59my salim
09:01Wait, wait, wait!
09:05Salim!
09:11Salim!
09:31Ah, Peter!
09:34Look, Mr. Tobai.
09:37Look at him, the dancing monkey.
09:39Doing his mother's dirty bidding,
09:41making Russian prostitutes pregnant. Look!
09:43No, he's not, Mummy. That was a joke that I just made.
09:47Oh, look at that fresh spray.
09:50Zulfi, weakest of us all.
09:52Yeah, I'm good, madam. I'm good, General.
09:54Don't leave. Shahju, she's coming. Don't leave.
09:56Shah, Peter, can I borrow your mummy for a minute?
09:58I need my co-host in the kitchen.
10:00Okay, we're just gonna...
10:02Okay, okay. No, no, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
10:08Our KPI is the most interesting thing about this, okay?
10:10It's the retention of the customer base
10:12after that discount period, you know?
10:14It's off the charts.
10:15People want more community-driven rideshare options.
10:17Yes, Salim!
10:18Yes!
10:19What are you saying, bro?
10:19Yes! Look at this guy.
10:21You good?
10:21Yeah, come join us, man.
10:23Join us.
10:23I was good doing that anyway.
10:25Yeah, I got you some loaders, bro.
10:26Thank you, thank you.
10:27Yeah, that's why I never got your number.
10:29How you been?
10:29I've been good, bro.
10:30Yeah?
10:31You've been breaking shit.
10:32What do you mean by that?
10:35Glass ceilings.
10:37Try it, man.
10:37Try it.
10:38And I got his arm.
10:40It's just a fracture.
10:42Hey, just to bring this back to what we were talking about before you got here.
10:44Yeah.
10:45You know, our number of drivers are growing by the day.
10:47We'll be in all key five bars by June, so...
10:50Muba!
10:50Sick idea, innit?
10:52I've been there from day one, I remember.
10:53Bro, I'm so proud of this guy.
10:54Gus Smith is so proud.
10:55And you know what's amazing?
10:56He's always been an entrepreneur.
10:58If anything, he just went from selling grams to Instagram.
11:05Just out of interest, what's your credit situation with the criminal record and everything?
11:10No problems whatsoever.
11:11No issues.
11:12And just for clarity, I didn't go inside for selling marl.
11:15It's just a bit of a violent disorder.
11:17It was.
11:18It was self-defense, to be honest with you.
11:19It was really beautiful in a way.
11:20He's a ride or die and he was there for me.
11:21Any credit issues though?
11:23No credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've got, right?
11:26So if you need any credit, if you need financing, just talk to me.
11:30Sorry, I was on the impression we were coming in seed round rather than sort of series A.
11:35You see this conversation here?
11:36This is in fact the closest he's been to the business.
11:40Right?
11:41And in fact, I'll be honest with you, it's too close.
11:43Okay, give me back my dildos then.
11:47Ah, for me personally, the most important quality about Muba is in fact the quality of the relationships.
11:55We're not just there for them when we want, because that's bullshit.
11:59That's fake.
12:00Get the fuck off me, bro.
12:02I don't know.
12:05And anyway, I've always had a passion for customer service.
12:08That's my thing.
12:08That's one thing I picked up in Dubai.
12:10That's what we do best, hospitality.
12:12That's our culture.
12:12One might say, the Muslim way of doing business.
12:16I love the idea.
12:17I'm going to present it to the guys, see what they say.
12:19Well, you're taking this, you're trying to get investment from Dubai.
12:25Yeah?
12:26Okay.
12:26Yeah.
12:27You good?
12:28No, I'm just saying, you know, Dubai works for people with the, you know,
12:31all like, with the...
12:33But, I mean, what the fuck's this guy going to do in Dubai, mate?
12:35He ain't going to let you in, bro.
12:37You don't want to go there, mate.
12:38I'm all in, yeah?
12:39Remember that.
12:43He was disrespectful.
12:44He referred to your quiff like that.
12:45There was no need.
12:46They lose good.
12:48Shah, got your second apology.
12:50Yeah, that's not going to work.
12:52First of all, what was up with that background?
12:54If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole.
12:58Also, you forgot to say sorry again.
13:01What the?
13:02First class, Naila.
13:03Yeah, that's not gonna work.
13:05First of all, what was up with that background?
13:07If you post that, you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole.
13:08No, absolutely, yes.
13:10Very kind of you to step in this year, Naila.
13:13Taira, don't bother you.
13:15Everything is okay at home, right?
13:19Why?
13:20No, nothing.
13:22It's because I was watching Shanju today and I thought...
13:27I worry for him.
13:29For all of you.
13:30It's so much pressure.
13:32That's very kind of you to worry, Naila.
13:34I see a bit of your sister in him.
13:44Does Shah Jahan have someone you can talk to?
13:47He has me.
13:48Rukhaya had you too.
13:50But she needed more help, right?
13:52And she doesn't know anything.
13:54She doesn't know anything.
13:55Naila, please.
13:57It's all good.
13:58My son is going to be the next James Bond.
14:01We all couldn't be more proud.
14:03It's been changed, Taira.
14:07It's okay to talk about these struggles now.
14:09Really.
14:13It's all good.
14:15It's first class.
14:38Łukah.
14:47I'm you all some of the struggles.
14:58I'm Sof.
14:59He has attacked the Afghan government of the U.S. government
15:01against the U.S. government.
15:04He has been attacked by the U.S. government.
15:12Shah, we need that apology.
15:14We're running out of time.
15:15I've literally written it out for you.
15:17Just find a quiet, neutral room.
15:20Record it and send it back now before it's too fucking late, OK?
15:29For fuck's sake.
15:47Am I interacting, Sammy?
15:50Yeah.
15:51A conversation.
15:54Can you fucking close the door, please?
15:57Is this like you two...
15:59I like her.
16:00Texting.
16:01Wow.
16:02So how long has this been going on?
16:03Six months.
16:04Three months?
16:06OK, so this is nothing.
16:07Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
16:09I'm chill.
16:10I'm not going to tell anyone.
16:10Why did I come here?
16:11Can we not do this in front of Shah?
16:12I came here for you.
16:14But I never asked you to, did I?
16:15But I asked me to.
16:16Calm down.
16:17I never fucking asked you to.
16:19And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about.
16:21This is the whole problem.
16:21So just to clarify, you didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing?
16:24No.
16:25Yes.
16:25Does he know, by the way?
16:26No, no.
16:27Fuck's sake.
16:27Well, yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything.
16:30I've got your back.
16:30I've got your back.
16:32Look, we don't have to tell anyone.
16:34But let's just be real about what this is.
16:36Because this is, this is something, right?
16:37Me and you both know it.
16:38What does that even mean, bro?
16:41You live a million miles away, okay?
16:44You have a whole life.
16:45You have fucking house keys, car keys, so many keys, okay?
16:49I have one key.
16:50I can give you keys.
16:51I don't want your keys, okay?
16:53I want mine.
16:53Yo, can I just step in here for a minute and offer maybe a different perspective from
16:57my own more mature experience, yeah?
16:59I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
17:02Alright?
17:03Alright.
17:04Now, let's see.
17:05Let's say you've been texting.
17:06There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
17:11Alright?
17:12Yeah?
17:12You can relate, right?
17:13You send a message, a heartfelt one.
17:15Instead of it going green, it goes grey.
17:19What does that mean to you?
17:21It means you're blocked.
17:24Fuck off, really.
17:25Yeah.
17:27Let me just show you this.
17:28Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
17:29Can I show you this quickly?
17:30No, no, no. Oi.
17:31Don't say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:36Selim, yeah?
17:40He's not fucking chill.
17:45Oh, who has the vote?
17:48With Said gone, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51Okay.
17:52Well, he recites beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you?
17:57Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:58Think about it.
17:59Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you ass-wipes.
18:03I can run circles around you idiots.
18:05I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment,
18:18Shah Latifah's exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
18:22And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor,
18:26he's somehow liberating all of us.
18:28And he puts a filter on his IMDB pic to look more white.
18:53Hey, Shah Latif here.
18:56I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum that was both unfortunate and avoidable, and I'm
19:02deeply sorry.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you fucking thing.
19:07Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:09Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Alameen.
19:11Shah Latif here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum, I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object, and apparently
19:18I'm the one who has to apologize.
19:19Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah.
19:22Allah, Allah, Allah.
19:25Alateaf here.
19:26Literally nothing to apologize for.
19:28Trying to save my career and my life, so I'll fuck you and your little TikTok, you little...
19:39Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
20:04Hello?
20:07Yeah, hi, is this Sid?
20:09Uh, yeah, hi.
20:11Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:14Actually.
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16Bro, I just want to say,
20:18I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was bang out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:30I really hope you can find it in your heart to please forgive me.
20:36Yo, I appreciate this, man.
20:40Like, I really do.
20:41I was going to call my lawyers,
20:43but then the fact you called, man.
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:47Can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:53Well...
20:53Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right.
21:03I mean, I guess so.
21:05Nice, man.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07All right.
21:07Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember,
21:10keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14How would you do?
21:15All right.
21:16Safe.
21:16Safe.
21:18Thanks.
21:25What if you were going to be?
21:32Oh.
21:32What if you were going to be?
21:33What if you were going to be?
21:33Oh, whoa, whoa.
21:34Baba?
21:35Yeah, what?
21:36Are you all right?
21:37Yeah.
21:37What happened?
21:38He fell.
21:38Move.
21:39Why was he praying on a chair already?
21:41Shush.
21:41You wanna sit down?
21:42Yeah.
21:42Come.
21:43Easy, easy.
21:44How's your breathing, okay?
21:46You okay?
21:47Huh?
21:47Why didn't you sit him down?
21:48But now you wanna be involved.
21:49What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
21:50I'm doing something inside.
21:51You're for yourself.
21:51Don't come at me.
21:52You always fucking wanna be the hero and you're never around.
21:54Alright, alright.
21:55Calm down, mate.
21:57Huh?
21:57Baba?
21:58Is anyone getting any water?
22:00I'm glad you wanna get a blanket or something.
22:04What?
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro, are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, bit up.
22:14Alright, alright.
22:15Shush, just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around, that's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad, he's your dad.
22:19What?
22:20Shush.
22:22You know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah?
22:24How?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my bad.
22:26How the fuck you gonna help your people if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:31It's okay with me.
22:31You're just crying about it last night, bro.
22:33You came in to take care of me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I saw you giving out your little business cards.
22:37That's some sweating old minicap driver.
22:38Stop.
22:38Low it.
22:39He's a leech, man.
22:39He's a leech, man.
22:41He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42Why are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirps your little sister.
22:48What?
22:48Only chirpsing.
22:49I love her.
22:50What the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking, are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:57What?
22:57What freezer?
22:57In the garage and he's been talking to it.
22:59Are you talking to a pig's head?
23:00What if I have?
23:01What if I have?
23:02What if I have?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot.
23:04That's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey!
23:07He's not!
23:10Chalo, Shaju.
23:12What are you saying?
23:13Why are you saying that to me?
23:15Shaju.
23:15No, no, I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17Baba, what did I do?
23:17What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:22Well, you lot would judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:25Shh.
23:26I'm trying to change the world.
23:27All right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless stinking.
23:32Bitch, look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, Vospo.
23:35Oh, I've got a problem, am I?
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mum, bro.
23:38Shut up!
23:39I'm not getting into the house.
23:40Mm-Hmm.
23:55I'm not getting married.
23:56Hum, motherfucker
23:59Because I only
24:00You waste your own nature after you're one.
24:09Hyru and haven't come down.
24:14عشق ہے پلائے جا
24:21دو پیالی بھر کے دے ساقی میں ایک گلفان کی
24:26ایک اپنی نام کی اور ایک اللہ نام کی
24:31میٹ دے پوری تمنا اس پلے ناکام کی
24:35اور دے دے دے دے درد میں صورت کو ہی آرام کی
24:40گھوٹی پلوا مگر جوشے تمنا ڈال کر
24:44ایک قطرہ دے مگر قطرے میں دریا ڈال کر
24:49اے ساقی تیری خیر تیرے میں قدے کی خیر
25:06اے ساقی تیری خیر تیری خیر
25:35تیری خیر
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