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00:17I'll see you next time.
00:43I'll see you next time.
01:25I'll see you next time.
01:27We have to close.
01:28Can I take you outside?
01:29Come on, let's go.
01:30Can I take you outside?
01:32Can I take you outside?
01:48Can I take you outside?
02:00Can I take you outside?
02:27Can I take you outside?
02:31Can I take you outside?
02:56Can I take you outside?
03:04Can I take you outside?
03:24Can I take you outside?
03:43Can I take you outside?
03:52Can I take you outside?
03:53Can I take you outside?
04:05Can I take you outside?
04:40It's a liability.
04:43Can I get you a tea or a coffee or something?
04:47I'm fine. I think you should sit down.
04:49If this is about the fall festival budget,
04:51I will get my approvals in, like, top of next week, I promise.
04:55Of course. Is everything all right?
04:58Yeah, everything's fine. Why?
05:02Well, we've received some constructive criticism from the congregation.
05:07Well, okay. What about...
05:09Well, I'm wondering if we was the right choice of word.
05:13It's more about you.
05:15What are people saying, Rose?
05:18Well, just a few notes about some recent sermons.
05:23A tad meandering.
05:26I did not like this.
05:29Oh, and preferred my recent experience at the DMV.
05:34Um, well, I can spend more time on them.
05:40Unreliable.
05:41Distracted.
05:43Like a ghost.
05:44Nobody wrote that.
05:45I know your grandmother's death was very hard on you.
05:48But we have Mary McCutcheon's parents' memorial tomorrow.
05:52And you know she wanted to meet with you today.
05:55I know that.
05:56I'd be happy to handle it if you wanted to take some time off.
06:00Rose, I am more than capable of handling this, okay?
06:03I don't need to take time off.
06:05I just need more hours in a day.
06:07And a mic that doesn't cack out halfway through my apparently agonizing sermons.
06:13This congregation is my top priority.
06:25You need to get that.
06:26I need to get that.
06:27I need to get that.
06:28But this has nothing to do with me being distracted, okay?
06:33You're kidding me.
06:36Three prostitutes on Tom's Yacht.
06:42Bra and panties.
06:44Oh, not on the prostitutes.
06:47Okay, they're called sex workers.
06:48I have to go.
06:49It's karma.
06:50It's karma?
06:51What does it mean?
06:52Do you think you'll be dropping out?
06:54When your constituency is God-fearing country clubbers,
06:57I don't think playing dress-up with sex workers is a good look.
06:59Well, what happens now?
07:01Oh, I don't see how you can lose a race if you're the only one running.
07:09Holy shit.
07:10I know, I know, I know.
07:12I don't think we should jump to any conclusions at this point, but I know.
07:15I just...
07:18Yeah, I'm 65 years old.
07:20Never finished college.
07:21I know.
07:22Gave birth to you during that lizard.
07:24I know you have a long, long ray, mom.
07:27I think of that Facebook group.
07:28Yeah.
07:29And how supportive they were.
07:30when I announced that I was running.
07:32Half of them have Tom Donaldson signs in their front yard.
07:36Susan Gopnik joked to her Mahjong group
07:38that I must have been having a stroke
07:40when I decided to run.
07:43So who's stroking now?
07:46Oh, yeah.
07:49I'm gonna post that.
07:50No, no, no.
07:51We don't need to post that.
07:52We don't need to post that.
07:53Yay!
07:59Yeah, I am so sorry I wasn't able to be there today, Mary.
08:02But tomorrow is gonna be a lovely celebration of life for your parents.
08:06I did, I got the email and I got your remarks.
08:10No, I think it's great.
08:11I mean, I have a few small thoughts.
08:13You know, I'm just not sure your friends and family need to be reminded of the grislier details of the
08:18crash.
08:19Do you know what I'm saying?
08:20I mean, I, right, I just think words like decapitation might, you know, might not be in the spirit of
08:25the day.
08:27Exactly.
08:28And I would remove chard as well.
08:31Chard!
08:38What are we listening to?
08:40Music.
08:41Okay, you say so.
08:44All right, what is this today?
08:46It's like ranching licenses.
08:49Livestock permits.
08:50What are we walking into?
08:52It's like a cockfighting ring, horse doping.
08:54Why is it only ever men that get involved in this shit?
08:56That's right.
08:56It's not for you to worry about.
08:58Leave it.
08:59It kinda is.
09:00Okay, now that we're on the same level, you can't just boss us around all the time.
09:04What the fuck?
09:04We are not on the same level.
09:07One of us knows what we are doing and two of us obviously don't.
09:11Oh, dang.
09:13If I got up right now, walked out of this car, you'd be fucked.
09:17You would be fucked.
09:19I would be, I, yeah, I would be fucked, but you would be more fucked.
09:23Well, listen, I've been doing this job long before you.
09:27Okay?
09:27And I'll be doing it long after you're gone.
09:30Yeah?
09:30Yeah.
09:31Sure?
09:31Mm-hmm.
09:33Because, um, Ivan said that the reason both of us are here is because he doesn't trust
09:38you to handle this on your own.
09:41He didn't say that.
09:42Yeah, he did.
09:43He did say that.
09:44This morning, sitting at my kitchen table eating an everything bagel.
09:46So, kinda seems like I'm here to babysit you guys.
09:49Okay?
09:49Let that sink in.
09:51Dick.
09:57I just think, yeah, well, I think we keep it light.
10:00Light and bright, Mary.
10:02Of course.
10:03No, I, and I, I think, of course.
10:07And I think you can tell that story just without all the sense, without all the sensory details.
10:12You know?
10:12Are we turning this off, please?
10:30Okay, so should we wait for you here?
10:32Or?
10:32I need to go pick up a trailer.
10:34I don't need a babysitter for that.
10:36Okay.
10:36Lot 21.
10:37Dribbles.
10:38Go.
10:46What did you do to him?
10:47Nothing.
10:48He's been in a mood all day.
10:50So are these the papers for the registration?
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:53I got it.
10:56I can register for an auction, Morgan.
10:58I, I know.
10:59I get that.
10:59I'm just, I'm gonna do it.
11:00Okay?
11:00Why?
11:01Why?
11:01You're being so weird.
11:02You've been micromanaging everyone.
11:07Technically, I am in charge of this job.
11:10What?
11:12Yeah.
11:13Ivan wanted me to do this alone, but I invited you because, because I actually, I don't feel safe alone
11:20with Yusuf.
11:21Oh.
11:22Ivan wanted you to do this alone?
11:24That's, what did he say?
11:25Nothing.
11:26Nothing.
11:26I just, I think he thinks I'm like more assertive in the field.
11:29In the field?
11:30Yeah.
11:31So what?
11:31He's not happy with the job that I'm doing?
11:33No, okay.
11:33This is why I didn't want to tell you this.
11:34You're getting upset.
11:35Of course I'm getting upset.
11:36I've compromised my, my time, my job, my relationship.
11:40What relationship?
11:43With, Jesus.
11:45Fine.
11:46What brings you to this cattle auction today?
11:48What is your purpose for acquiring this cattle?
11:50What are you doing?
11:51Um, well, for me, I am a trad wife with a substantial Instagram following.
11:55I'm here to get some dairy cows to make my own butter.
11:57You see what I'm saying?
11:58These are forged documents.
11:59Nikki, you gotta have your backstory straight.
12:01It's a cattle auction.
12:03Not some New York Film Academy acting workshop.
12:05Okay?
12:06Wow.
12:06Okay.
12:07Wow.
12:07Fuck!
12:08Man, watch where you're going.
12:21Uh-huh.
12:23Uh-huh.
12:23Uh-huh.
12:23Okay, okay.
12:23Locked me.
12:24Three Brazilian criminals.
12:26Who knows?
12:27What is up with these Russians today?
12:30I thought she said the catering is coming tomorrow at noon.
12:35Well, can you get there a little before and just let them into the back kitchen?
12:38I should be there by 11.45.
12:40Yeah.
12:41No, I'm doing great.
12:42Rose, thank you for asking.
12:43You're a team player.
12:44Okay?
12:45I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
12:46Bye.
12:52Are we not talking now?
12:53I'm on very thin ice with the congregation.
12:55Morgan, okay, so if all I'm doing is keeping you company,
12:57you're a big girl.
12:58You can do this job all by yourself.
13:15Lot 15, lot 15.
13:17This big, black, beautiful bull weighs in at 1,082 pounds.
13:20We'll start bidding at two dollars.
13:22Two bit, a bit or a look at three.
13:23I've got two bit or a look at three.
13:24I've got three bit or a look at four.
13:24Four bit or a look at five.
13:25Five bit by three bit or a buy.
13:26Five bit or a buy.
13:27Five bit of a buy.
13:27Five bit a buy.
13:28Five bit a buy four, $4.25.
13:29Five bit a buy.
13:30Five bit or a look at six.
13:31Six.
13:32Six.
13:32Six bit at a comment about seven.
13:37Is it nice there?
13:39Well, you don't always have to eat at McDonald's.
13:41You can...
13:42Oh, yeah.
13:43Go, go, go.
13:44Okay.
13:45Love you, too.
13:45I will.
13:47Kevin sends his love.
13:49Oh, woof.
13:51Those are gorgeous.
13:52Yes, they are.
13:53We have a problem.
13:54Yeah, what's up?
13:57To Mrs. Mayer, you...
14:00Holy shit, ma'am.
14:02Tom Donaldson has very deep pockets.
14:06One quick investigation, and the breadcrumbs lead directly to me.
14:12Andre is interested in me, Natalie, romantically.
14:18Oh, yeah.
14:20He told you that, or...
14:22We slept together, Natalie.
14:23I slept.
14:24You want me to throw them out?
14:25No, I want you to bring up one of the good vases from the basement.
14:32Lot 21, Lot 21.
14:34We'll stop the bidding for these magnificent animals.
14:36Hey, two dollars.
14:37Do those look like bowls to you?
14:40I see gigantic testicles.
14:42You're a teacher.
14:43You do the math.
14:48Hey!
14:49Excuse me.
14:56Please, just take the ticket, okay?
14:58You can't lose this.
14:58Trust me.
14:59What does that mean?
15:02Ivan said he thinks you're a liability.
15:03I brought you here to prove him wrong.
15:05Just been.
15:05What are you saying?
15:05Liability.
15:06What are you talking about?
15:07He's questioning your value.
15:09Get the cows.
15:10Fuck, Morgan.
15:12Excuse me, sir.
15:13This is a person who wants a cow.
15:15Hello?
15:16Hello?
15:17Sir?
15:18I'm not with her.
15:20One job.
15:21How hard is it to buy a couple cows?
15:24Okay, well, where were you?
15:25I was getting the fucking trailer for the fucking cows.
15:29I can't even trust you to buy a cow like what the fuck is wrong with you.
15:33I don't know.
15:35Where are they?
15:36Where are they?
15:37Okay, okay.
15:37First of all, put that away.
15:40Put a gun away.
15:41Stop.
15:42Why are you waving a gun around in front of a crowd of people who are also very likely
15:45carrying guns?
15:46Okay, I will do it.
15:48Nikki, seriously, just let me think.
15:50I'm a pastor, Morgan.
15:54Excuse me.
15:56Just wanted to congratulate you on the bulls you won today.
16:00Thank you very much.
16:02Yeah, you know, I came here today with one goal,
16:06and that was to win those exact bulls,
16:09but I was not able to do it, and you were, so...
16:13So is next time.
16:14Yeah, I have a large bag of money
16:16that I would happily hand over to you
16:19if that were to make any kind of difference.
16:31A duffel bag of cash would maybe help you in any way.
16:35Bill, truck's ready to load.
16:37We gotta go.
16:38I got enough money.
16:40We gotta go.
16:41Okay.
16:42Hey, between you and me?
16:45You're lucky I'm a God-fearing Christian.
16:47There's some other people around here who would be less forgiven.
16:51I agree completely.
16:52As a member of the clergy,
16:55I, uh, I just want to be clear.
16:57I'm not here to break any rules.
16:59I've never been to a cattle auction before, so...
17:01You're so young for a pastor.
17:04You know, my congregation wanted to buy these bulls for a farmer
17:10that, um, were decapitated.
17:14Yeah, in an accident.
17:16Seatbelt just...
17:18charred to a crisp.
17:20So that was...
17:21That's been hard for all of us.
17:24So...
17:26Anyway, I...
17:26I'll leave you be.
17:29Pastor?
17:30Yeah?
17:32We can't sell you these bulls.
17:44Oh, no.
17:44No, no, no.
17:45These are tens of thousands of dollars.
17:47Like, I couldn't...
17:48My conscience, honestly, could not take that.
17:50I insist.
17:50Please, just take the money.
17:52Pastor.
17:52Just take half of it.
17:53Keep the bag.
17:54Pastor.
17:54Just...
17:55Pastor.
17:55This is the congregation's money.
17:58I mean,
18:00whoever knows the right thing to do
18:01and fails to do it,
18:03for him it is a sin.
18:07Yeah, it's, uh, James 417.
18:10It's an important one.
18:11It is.
18:19What is this?
18:20You can pick him up in the morning.
18:21I'll be on the first train out.
18:22To comfort a woman
18:23who just lost both her parents.
18:25What the fuck?
18:26They just gave it to you?
18:28Yeah.
18:40Oh, my God.
18:46Hey.
18:47Hi.
18:48I hope I'm not interrupting you.
18:49No, not at all.
18:51Come on in.
18:55I mean, I honestly thought
18:57I knew who this man was.
18:59Linda, I saw the pictures.
19:01No.
19:02No one should ever have to see
19:04that oily beast in a g-string.
19:06I'll take your word for it.
19:08I want you to know
19:08that I feel sick about this.
19:10I really do.
19:11Well, there's really no need.
19:12No, no, no, there is.
19:13There is a need.
19:14Usually at work,
19:15I'm the only woman in the room.
19:17And I've developed quite an impressive...
19:22There's power in numbers, Linda.
19:24You've done nothing wrong here.
19:26You've run a clean and honest campaign.
19:28Well, no campaign is fully clean, Annette.
19:33I couldn't possibly...
19:34I consider this my way
19:34of getting all that oil
19:36off my guilty conscience.
19:40I want to back a campaign
19:41that I can be proud of.
19:47I'm going to go get a soda.
19:49Do you want one?
19:55Oh.
20:26I'm going to go get a soda.
20:27Why?
20:28Why?
20:29Why would you do that?
20:32Because right now,
20:33in this moment,
20:33that's the only power I have.
20:36Me saying no to you
20:37is the only power I have.
20:39Okay, that's...
20:40really fucking dark.
20:42Yeah.
20:43You know,
20:44I came to this country
20:45just to make sneakers.
20:47You came to this country
20:48to work in a sweatshop?
20:50No.
20:50Make sneakers.
20:51Like Nike.
20:53Like design.
20:54Yeah, fuck you.
20:55Design.
20:58So nobody bought the shoes.
20:59Okay.
21:00Right?
21:00Yeah.
21:01Then I found myself
21:02working for Ivan,
21:04who clearly doesn't give a fuck
21:05about me
21:06if he thinks that
21:07I need your help.
21:08No offense.
21:09No, no, none taken, really.
21:13I was just trying to make a life
21:15for me and my girlfriend
21:17back in Istanbul.
21:19Oh, okay.
21:20And now I found out
21:22that she's three months pregnant.
21:24Oh, my God.
21:26Hey, that's good news, right?
21:27Something.
21:28I haven't been back in six.
21:30Oh.
21:32I'm sorry.
21:33That's really...
21:34That's really bad thing, dude.
21:38I don't care.
21:42There's nothing in my life
21:44as fucking mine.
21:49I think some people
21:52got to lose
21:52for other people to win.
21:58You could be
21:59a public school teacher
22:01with a load of debt
22:03who's forced into working
22:04for these Russians
22:05by an out-of-work
22:07sneaker designer.
22:10It's nice.
22:16You're a very rude woman.
22:23You're a very rude woman.
22:31I think you've got to find
22:32a way to take your power back.
22:48You're a very rude woman.
23:16Where were you?
23:17I got locked out.
23:19Fell asleep by the pool.
23:21Wow.
23:22Sounds fun.
23:24I called a cab
23:25to the train station, so...
23:29Okay, well,
23:29how far away is that cab?
23:31Uh, close.
23:33Why?
23:34Yusuf is gone.
23:37Well, where is he?
23:38I don't know, okay?
23:39He just, he left the keys
23:40to the truck
23:40and then this address
23:41where we're supposed
23:42to drop off the cows to.
23:44Well, I hope you're good
23:45at wrangling livestock.
23:46Ricky, come on, please.
23:48Morgan, I have a job.
23:50I have a church to answer to.
23:51I have a congregation
23:52that's put their trust in me.
23:55I just feel like it's ironic
23:58how you'll dedicate yourself
23:59and all your time
24:00to your church
24:01and your congregation.
24:03I don't know,
24:03but then your own sister
24:04can be standing in front of you
24:05like begging for your help
24:07and your first instinct.
24:07What?
24:09Why?
24:10Why did...
24:10Mom, the campaign needs money.
24:14Yeah?
24:15That there are bills to pay.
24:16These signs were not free.
24:17Annette is a respectable businesswoman.
24:19I can't involve her money in this.
24:20Who cares how Tom was caught, right?
24:23It would have happened
24:24one way or another.
24:25I don't know why you're making
24:27such a big deal out of this.
24:28I picked the wrong man.
24:30I picked the wrong man.
24:31Annette...
24:32Shit.
24:32Mom, it's not about you.
24:34It's him.
24:36It's not about you picking
24:37the wrong men.
24:38And just so you're aware,
24:40he's decided to stay in the race.
24:42Excuse me?
24:43Yeah.
24:44He told one of the council members
24:45he still thinks he's going to win.
24:47Hmm.
24:51This should cover the campaign barbecue.
24:53Let's double the signage.
24:57You know, Andre suspected
24:59it was the KGB.
25:01What?
25:02To set him up.
25:03Blimey you.
25:07You have no idea
25:10what you've done.
25:11You've set me free.
25:14Ha ha.
25:15Come.
25:16Come.
25:17I want you to appreciate
25:19the fruit of your labor.
25:23Ready?
25:27Okay.
25:31What the fuck?
25:35This beautiful gal
25:36crossed the ocean
25:38to arrive here tonight.
25:40Next month,
25:41if all goes well,
25:43a hundred more.
25:45A hundred.
25:46My tools.
25:48Sorry,
25:49what's going on here?
25:51This man,
25:52my cousin,
25:52was the leading
25:53cosmetic surgeon
25:54in Petro Polovsk.
25:55still,
25:56still has the magic touch.
25:59Oh,
26:00oh my God.
26:08Wait.
26:11Wait.
26:13Wait.
26:18Ladies and gentlemen,
26:21Colombian marching powder.
26:24The...
26:32Oh, no, no, no.
26:33The rest is shoved up its ass.
26:34I'm just saving you
26:36the visual.
26:37You saved us that visual?
26:38Do not worry.
26:39I use anesthesia.
26:41Civilized.
26:42I have to step outside.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Give your mother a kiss for me.
26:46A lovely woman.
26:48Oh, okay.
26:49Hey!
26:53Where the fuck is Yusuf?
26:55Chase,
26:55it's not perfectly clear
26:56I can't do this anymore.
26:57Yes,
26:58totally understand.
26:59I'm drawing a line.
27:00Of course.
27:00Definitely.
27:01And we will never
27:01speak of this again.
27:03Never.
27:03Couldn't agree more.
27:10That's why the Bulls' balls
27:11were so big
27:11it was the...
27:12What did I just say?
27:13Okay.
27:36What's up?
28:04I'll see you next time.
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