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00:02Don't look away
00:16I might just do this all day
00:34Thank you welcome to taskmaster a herd of comedy wildebeest being whittled down by the natural selection of their own
00:41incompetence
00:42What lies in wait for them at the watering hole today? Huh?
00:45Let's get in the Jeep Jeep and go and find out. I hope it's not a comedy crocodile
00:51Please welcome
01:09Who's favorite films he tells me and a carry-on films because it reminds him of a golden time in
01:14mainstream culture
01:15When women could be openly objectified and it was okay to acknowledge that some foreign accents are just hilarious
01:31Let's get married
01:32See senior Davis and the prize task category this week is the most
01:37Unquestionable thing of beauty
01:39Yes, it's clear-cut. It's unquestionable and yet he will question them and judge them and give maximum points for
01:45the most
01:46Unquestionable one such is his right and that was a reading from Corinthians chapter 9 verse
01:5118 let's do this who should we have first Joanna page my thing of unquestionable beauty is
01:58Unquestionable evidence of the fact that I was voted Wales is sexiest woman in 2009
02:09This is what you brought him to represent unquestionable beauty
02:17Right, but this isn't mine. This is taken from my mother's scrapbook
02:21And this is going on like 20 years old and she still has this and she has this because she's
02:27proud of me
02:28Yeah
02:28And if this doesn't say about the unquestionable beauty of a mother's love for her daughter
02:34Then I don't know what does and I get me here
02:42I
02:43Think that is a very strong star. Thank you. Right. We're off come out
02:47I brought in something that I find to be very beautiful and I cannot believe my friend found it in
02:51the trash. Oh, what look at this Greg
02:55It's a painting that is absolutely gorgeous. I just looks like this ghostly child's being held captive
03:02It's grotesque. Thank you. Can we look at the back of it, please? Yeah, the back looks like this. It
03:09says T-pain
03:11Why does it say the name of the king of otter tune on the back because it's art Greg and
03:16I think the paintings haunted
03:18I've been trying to get rid of it for years. I
03:21Didn't even ship it here. It was just in my hotel room when I checked. I really hope I lose
03:26this episode
03:28Well, you're off to a great start
03:33I don't it's my wife took it. She's not a very good photographer. She said it was an accident. Yeah,
03:38this is a photo of Amanda, so
03:44Actually shows just the hope I'm question a beautiful the whole of planet Earth is the the nature the
03:54Unbelievably insignificant we are as part of it. I don't know how insignificant the haunting egg island
04:02That's right Amy. I have brought a painting of Yorkshire as I think Yorkshire's beautiful and I've made a very
04:09special
04:10Frame which I'd like to show you which I think makes it even more beautiful. Well, take a look at
04:15this
04:24You did the painting my friend poppy hilstead from Yorkshire. Yeah
04:28I like it very much Joel. What have you brought us? I've also gone for a painting Amy. Take a
04:37look at this Greg
04:46I know what you've done. I know what you've done. You know what I've done. I know what you've done.
04:51It's your head and that's your body
04:53Oh my oh, is it your body? It's your body and it's Greg's head and that's little Alex Horne on
04:58the pants
04:59Yeah, I see that. You and I make a great hybrid
05:04I saw so sad because I'll never get to see that in real life. Really, it's just that head on
05:10top of a bag of suet
05:14Right, do you know score these yeah, it's tough. Mmm, because I was quite touched by all but one
05:23There's one to come out and you'll thank me for that
05:25I think there's got to be a gap between creepy child and the others. I'm gonna give muscly me three
05:30points muscly me
05:32Okay, so three points to Joel. I'm gonna give Armando's head island four points. Thank you
05:37the general populace would love the bond between mother and daughter and
05:42The people of Yorkshire would love to be celebrated by a picture surrounded by Yorkshire pudding
05:48And thus five points each to the two ladies. There we go. Five points to Amy, five points to Anna
05:55Yes, and we begin with something you and I struggle with before every recording Greg kissing no
06:01It's what to wear
06:17Amy big deep breath in you go
06:22Okay, oh
06:24Do you like the acoustics? Yeah, whoa
06:28Yeah, it makes my skull vibrate
06:31Is it warm in there? It's warm. I'm loud feel like I should be grabbing money at the end of
06:36the crystal mates. What's that?
06:38Oh, it's another shot. No, it was popular before this one was I want to keep the seals. I'm gonna
06:44keep all these seals
06:45for eBay
06:48It's lovely and sunny. Oh my god
06:50Choose how much of Alex's bowling outfit to wear throughout part two
06:57If you choose Alex's bowling overalls your final time will be reduced by two minutes
07:02If you choose Alex's bowling gloves your final time will be reduced by three minutes
07:08If you choose Alex's bowling glasses your time will be reduced by four minutes
07:14If you choose Alex's bowling shoes your final time will be reduced by five minutes
07:20So if you choose to wear Alex's whole bowling outfit your final time will be reduced by 20 minutes
07:29You have one minute
07:31Your time starts now
07:34The more I choose my final time will be reduced by 20 minutes, so that's good
07:38I want to reduce my time. Who knows?
07:41There may be a hindrance. There may be
07:43I'm gonna go for bowling overalls
07:45Bowling overalls?
07:47I'm gonna put your bowling glasses on
07:49Okay
07:50So I will wear the shoes and the gloves
07:55Your time will be reduced by eight minutes
07:57Oh
07:58I'm gonna want to wear the whole outfit then, am I?
08:00Overalls gloves, glasses and shoes
08:02Yeah
08:03I choose to wear your whole outfit
08:05Good stuff. I'll bring it to you now
08:07All right
08:11Oh god
08:14APPLAUSE
08:17For who were the two the two chose the whole outfit?
08:19What's your thinking?
08:20This is quite interesting about this show
08:22You don't, it makes you realise who you are, as a person
08:25Yeah, you know, and I've realised I'm really excited and fucking stupid.
08:32Let's see what the Skittle Outfits did, shall we?
08:34Yes, well, decisions have been made.
08:36Will they regret those decisions?
08:37Of course they will.
08:43Oh, hi, Joanna. Hello.
08:50You're wearing my bowling glasses.
08:52I am. They're very nice.
08:54Yeah, they help.
08:56I did say there's something Guantanamo about this whole process, didn't I?
09:02Yeah, I strongly disagree with that.
09:05I think I've got my technique down.
09:07Yeah.
09:07And I've never worn these.
09:09You look good.
09:11Do you think?
09:12Yeah.
09:12You wouldn't lie to me now.
09:14I know.
09:15Well, yeah, please be careful.
09:17Find and open the task and give it a good read.
09:32There we go. Well done.
09:33Get the bowling ball in the bucket.
09:38You must stay on stage at all times.
09:41There is a two-minute time penalty.
09:45Any Skittle touched.
09:47And all Skittles must be standing when the bowling ball enters the bucket.
09:53Fastest wins.
09:54Your time started when you stepped on the stage.
09:56Where's the bowling ball?
09:57Oh!
09:59All right.
10:00Oh, no.
10:03APPLAUSE
10:06The thing I already love about this group of contestants is that none of them might.
10:12Like, when you find out it's some awful outfit that's going to make things so much worse,
10:16you're like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:18Joanna was just, oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:20I got really excited.
10:22I know.
10:22Because they were really good fun to put on.
10:25Yeah.
10:26OK, let's bowl.
10:27Well, up first, it is Amy G and Joe P.
10:31BELL RINGS
10:31Get the bowling ball in the bucket.
10:36HE LAUGHS
10:37On the stage.
10:39It's quite near the Skittles.
10:40It's right near the Skittles.
10:42BUZZER
10:42Oh, I can...
10:43I can see it.
10:44Oh, right, OK.
10:48Get the bowling ball in the bandit!
10:52Oh, shoot!
10:53Oh, my God, no!
10:56No! No!
10:59Oh, my God!
11:02No!
11:04The good news is you've only touched one skittle.
11:06Oh, my God, do I have to put all of these back up for when it goes in?
11:09I think so.
11:10OK. Oh, my God.
11:12This isn't how I expected this to go.
11:15All right. All right.
11:18Standing them up, one at a time.
11:22Oh, OK. Oh, my God, no, don't!
11:30Oh, no, don't!
11:33Oh, no, don't you! No!
11:38I reckon I'm on for losing this task.
11:42Naughty dogs!
11:44I'm running away.
11:47Those ones there.
11:48Three left.
11:50Two left.
11:51They're all up.
11:54Stop the clock!
11:56Stop the clock! Stop the clock!
12:01Sort of quite poetic, the way that they both just went boom!
12:04It was poetic, yeah, but they all had to be standing up when the ball went in the bucket.
12:08And they did badly.
12:10Amy took 32 minutes, but you saved 20 minutes while wearing the full outfit.
12:16Oh, yes, yes.
12:17But you did touch every single skittle.
12:19That's 54 skittles, two-minute penalty per skittle.
12:21So, that's a punishment of 108 minutes plus the 12 minutes.
12:25You took exactly two hours.
12:28Wow.
12:29Joanna, you actually only took 5 minutes 59 to get there.
12:31Really? Wow.
12:32And also touched every single skittle.
12:34So, your total time was 109 minutes and 59 seconds.
12:37You're about 10 minutes quicker.
12:38You're in the lead.
12:39Yes.
12:39Now, in a sad reflection of the state of our society,
12:43we must pause for some gambling adverts.
12:45I don't...
12:46I don't think it's advert time.
12:47You want to bet?
12:48Yes.
12:50LAUGHTER
13:02Hello!
13:03We're back, and it's part two,
13:05and there's a ball that badly needs to be banged into a bucket.
13:08Who's next?
13:09That's right, kids, it's Joel and Amanda.
13:12I don't regret my decision.
13:14I bet you're all thinking that I regret it.
13:16You guys can absolutely do one.
13:19Ooh!
13:20LAUGHTER
13:21I'll restrict the number of skittles that I touch.
13:25LAUGHTER
13:25Do be careful.
13:27Two minutes each.
13:29See you later.
13:31One.
13:32One?
13:34Well, I might do two.
13:36Don't regret it.
13:39Er...
13:41This will be very heavy.
13:44LAUGHTER
13:44Ooh!
13:46What is it?
13:48Oh, Jesus!
13:50Argh!
13:53Argh!
13:57Were they standing when the ball went in the bucket?
14:01You have it on record.
14:02You filmed that, didn't you?
14:04Argh!
14:05Argh!
14:05Argh!
14:07You're putting your hopes on the freeze frame
14:09with that ball going in the bucket.
14:10They're still on their feet, these skittles.
14:11Yeah.
14:12Task complete.
14:16Nearly!
14:212-4.
14:23Oop!
14:25Oh, fuck off!
14:25It's off!
14:27Shit!
14:28Shit!
14:36LAUGHTER
14:40LAUGHTER
14:44LAUGHTER
14:51I don't regret it!
14:52No!
14:55I don't regret it!
14:57No!
14:58I don't regret it!
14:59No, I don't regret it.
15:11Stop the clock.
15:13Wow.
15:14I don't regret it.
15:32APPLAUSE
15:35What a shit.
15:38Oh, he is, he is a little shit. Oh, God, yes.
15:40Well, I put it there to make it easier, you didn't have to...
15:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:47Who'd have thought that your fingers scrambling around
15:50trying to get into a bowling ball would be so tense?
15:53I kind of enjoyed the drama of it, watching it back.
15:55Oh, Christ, I was on the edge of my seat.
15:56You were very close to nailing the task.
15:58You were quick, 3 minutes 20, you put the ball in.
16:00And you did offer me the option of then saying
16:03you've got time to pick them all up, and I thought,
16:05that was funny, I want to just stop at the funny.
16:07And also, I couldn't be bothered.
16:11Do you regret not regretting it with the wisdom of hindsight?
16:13I think it was absolutely fine.
16:15You know, it was an adventure,
16:17and hopefully that adventure didn't cost me too much time.
16:19You were almost exactly the same as Amy,
16:21because you touched every single skittle,
16:23you were wearing all the outfits, so it was minus 20,
16:25but plus 108.
16:26And you took 28 minutes and 46 seconds,
16:29so you were ever so slightly quicker than Amy.
16:31I don't regret it.
16:33Who's next?
16:34Yes, well, there's only one person left to see.
16:37According to his resume,
16:39he's agile, he's strong, he's sexy, he's smart,
16:42and he's made for exactly this sort of task.
16:44Yes, he's Kamal Nanjani.
16:46BUZZER
16:48BUZZER
16:49BUZZER
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16:55I've touched two skittles.
16:56Yes.
16:58BUZZER
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17:03OK, you've not touched that one.
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17:44This is the worst thing
17:45that's ever happened to me.
18:04Get the water.
18:06I'm getting a cramp.
18:07Hold on.
18:17Can you get me a banana?
18:18Yeah, I'll get you a banana.
18:20I'm just going now.
18:33Are you in quite a lot of pain?
18:36Yeah.
18:37I could offer you a certain amount of time per skittle
18:39and I could give you a hand.
18:41You could...what?
18:43You could give me a hand?
18:44Well...
18:45Yeah, how much?
18:46If I'm touching them, that's two minutes per skittle.
18:48I'll give you one minute.
18:49I don't benefit from that.
18:5185 seconds?
18:53Okay.
18:54Yeah?
18:55Sure.
18:56Okay.
18:5985 seconds, sir.
19:03170 seconds.
19:21It did go in the bucket.
19:22It's not in the bucket.
19:23It was in the bucket.
19:25For a moment.
19:33Do it gingerly this time.
19:37I've stopped the clock, Kamal.
19:40Well done.
19:45I had conflicting emotions watching you.
19:47There were very clever things.
19:49Like you came up with the not touching the skittle system.
19:52And I thought, ah, that's clever.
19:53And then very quickly after it, I thought, I'm not going to have to watch him move all of them.
19:59I decided that no matter how long it took, I was going to get them done and I was only
20:05going to touch two skittles.
20:06You did touch four in the end and you took nearly 40 minutes to do it.
20:10But because of my bargaining, the maths means that the 85 second penalty per skittles that I touch, you actually
20:16got it in 55 minutes and 13 seconds.
20:18You actually were the fastest out of the five of them.
20:20I won that.
20:21We won this task.
20:22We won this task.
20:24We won this task.
20:27Let's give some points out you.
20:29Okay.
20:29Well, Armando did not really finish the task.
20:32Couldn't care less.
20:34I don't regret it.
20:36Okay.
20:36So, zero to Armando.
20:38We jump up then.
20:38Amy, two hours, two points somehow.
20:41Joel, nearly two hours, three points.
20:43Joanna, also nearly two hours, four points.
20:46But the winner of the task, five points, it's Kamala Bjorni!
20:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
20:50Do you think you can see a scoreboard, please?
20:53I do.
20:53Armando, you won't be surprised to hear you're currently in last place with four points.
20:57And at the top, she won the first episode, she's winning this one.
20:59Joanna Page has nine points.
21:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:04Next one, please.
21:05OK, but let's just slow down a moment and take some time to reflect.
21:21Hello?
21:22Oh!
21:26Hello?
21:29Ah!
21:31Oh!
21:34Hello!
21:38Oh, my God, I thought it was a mirror!
21:40LAUGHTER
21:42Shout-out to the art department.
21:45Absolutely fantastic.
21:46Oh!
21:46Whoa!
21:47Wow!
21:48This is incredible!
21:50Right, okay.
21:51Oh, there you...
21:52Oh, hello.
21:52Come on.
21:53Right.
21:54Yes.
21:55Ah, yes.
21:56Yes.
21:59Hey.
22:01Alex.
22:02Come out.
22:04Ooh!
22:06Ah!
22:07Oh, no!
22:08Didn't think so.
22:09Shall I?
22:09Yes, please.
22:12OK.
22:13That was great, man.
22:14That was great, man.
22:15Like, exhilarating.
22:17Exhilarating.
22:17Yep.
22:18Do exactly what your reflection does.
22:20You must decide what Alex does, then mirror him.
22:23Most ambitious...
22:25But also accurate mirroring wins.
22:27You have a maximum of 20 minutes.
22:30Your time starts now.
22:31OK.
22:33So, I've got 20 minutes to decide what my...
22:35My...
22:36Me do for...
22:37OK.
22:40So, I decide what you do, and then I do it with you.
22:45Mm-hm.
22:45Ideally, something I'm good at.
22:48I just need to think about ambitious, er...
22:51Yes.
22:52I'll leave you to it.
22:52Yeah.
22:53Can you do a handstand?
22:55No.
22:55Can you?
22:56Yeah.
22:57Yeah.
22:58You can teach me.
23:00Like, I feel like we should learn a dance.
23:0220 minutes, I think, like, we could, like, get it down.
23:04Scoop.
23:05Scoop.
23:05I'm gonna scoop that way.
23:06Scoop.
23:07Scoop.
23:08Let's get a couple easels, and then we'll paint.
23:11And what are we gonna paint?
23:13That's up to you.
23:14You know what?
23:15I think you paint whatever you want to paint.
23:17All you've got to do...
23:18I don't even know if I can genuinely do a handstand now.
23:20I'm 48, and I've had four children.
23:22I'm gonna try and see if it's possible.
23:24Are you ready?
23:25OK.
23:27It's not possible.
23:32Oh, my God.
23:33Oh, my God.
23:43Oh, my God.
23:56What was the last time you did one?
23:57Probably when I was about 12.
23:59LAUGHTER
24:00So, ambition.
24:01Ambition and accuracy, Greg.
24:03Mmm.
24:03Got to factor in the...
24:04Oh, I'll factor that in, don't you worry about it.
24:06Well, let's go with Amy, who went to some pretty extreme lengths to make me appear just like her.
24:11Who said she who knew she hadn't felt like her?
24:35Don't feel more walking now.
24:36Yeah, let's go.
24:37There was a bit of an apple hinged, men to be on.
24:37Come forward.
24:37What?
24:38And Wade will louder.
24:41There was a lot.
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24:58The accuracy was high, I thought. Thank you. Very good.
25:02I am somewhat confused by you dressing as Barry Gibb.
25:07LAUGHTER
25:09The shoot dance was good. There was lots going on.
25:12There was lots of accuracy. It's a hell of a start.
25:14Next, it's Joel. And if you're wondering if he took his top off...
25:18LAUGHTER
25:19..there are no spoilers here.
25:22LAUGHTER
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25:58APPLAUSE
26:00APPLAUSE
26:01That was good.
26:03Nice homoerotic thing.
26:05LAUGHTER
26:06I've seen all week.
26:08We were facing away from each other, so that's really difficult.
26:11The level of difficulty is absolutely incredible.
26:14And we took our tops off. That's fun, right?
26:16Yeah, yeah.
26:17Yeah, I was probably more drawn in by you taking your tops off and kissing.
26:21LAUGHTER
26:22Time for an advert break, I think.
26:25We'll see you in a minute.
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26:35APPLAUSE
26:35Hello!
26:36Yes!
26:37Don't you worry, we're still here.
26:39The current task has seen our art department excel
26:42with a mirror illusion in a lab.
26:44And now it's Kamel looking in the mirror, as per bloody usual.
26:48LAUGHTER
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27:37How did you feel that went?
27:39I can't paint, so I don't know why I chose to do that.
27:43But isn't that ambitious, ironically?
27:46That's why I did it.
27:48You know the thing that vexed me the most about it?
27:50Yes. You missed one of the rabbit's giant ears off.
27:53I didn't, I put both ears on the same side.
27:56On the same side?
27:57I did.
27:58What's next?
27:59Will it be a handstand performance next?
28:02Definitely not, because it's Joanna Payne.
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28:44What I'm interested in is the narrative of your dance.
28:47I don't think I was even, like, human.
28:50We were sort of just emotional and it was, like, exhilarating
28:53and sort of finding some of this freedom together
28:55on an emotional plane.
28:58Ah.
28:59And then, after going round like that,
29:01that was a huge release.
29:02This is making me look at steps in a whole different way.
29:05LAUGHTER
29:07And then, from what emerged from that was,
29:09I can birth and bring life in...
29:12It's the love of a mother and a daughter!
29:15Exactly!
29:16Exactly!
29:18Wow!
29:19Wow!
29:20Wow!
29:21I enjoyed the analogy.
29:23Erm, I suspect...
29:25..it was all horse shit.
29:27LAUGHTER
29:27Is there anyone left to see?
29:29Let's go.
29:29It is Armando's attempt now.
29:31Unfortunately, he wasn't actually available on the day,
29:33so instead, he sent Ben Kingsley in to do it for him.
29:37LAUGHTER
29:38Let's have a look at Ben Kingsley.
29:50MUSIC CONTINUES
29:51Oh, my God!
30:00What the hell?
30:01Throw me in here!
30:12You know what?
30:15I won't have a look atç·´?
30:15Oh, my God!
30:15AHHHHH!.....
30:16Oh,
30:18my God! Oh,
30:20I don't
30:21know! Oh, my
30:21THEY CONFER
30:31Oh, my God. I enjoyed that.
30:33I mean, speaking as a man of a similar vintage to you,
30:37just throwing yourself on the floor was ambitious.
30:39Yeah, a bit of slapstick.
30:40Why did you decide to cast yourself as Ben Kingsley, sir?
30:42No, I was just trying to look like him.
30:43We were trying to meet in the middle, I think, was the idea.
30:45Bowie? Well, I went that way. Yeah, thank you.
30:48Was Ben Kingsley known for diving?
30:50That's why I was watching you, like, is there a reference?
30:53Let's just forget Ben Kingsley.
30:55It was me. It was just trying to look like him.
30:57That was you?
31:01I mean, not so good it was.
31:04Apart from Camels, obviously, I loved them all.
31:09One point. OK. One point to Camel.
31:11They were all pretty powerful from this point onwards.
31:14So let's look at accuracy.
31:17Probably Joel's was slightly less accurate than the others.
31:19Yeah, I can understand that.
31:20And I'm going to give you two points, but I think it's harsh,
31:22I'll tell you that. That's all right.
31:23Now, how accurate was the universe?
31:29Slightly less accurate than the Shoup Shoup, I think.
31:31So whilst it was a powerful statement about life,
31:34I can only give you three points.
31:36I'll take that. I'm going to give Amy four points,
31:38because it was incredibly accurate.
31:40That is harsh.
31:41The one that moved me the most and was also accurate,
31:44and I think it will open up new doors for him.
31:47Finally.
31:48That was Armando Iannucci takes five.
31:50Good. Five points going on here.
31:55What is next?
31:56Well, it is My Idea of Heaven.
31:58Lots of instructions, a secret code, and a really big balloon.
32:15Hello?
32:17Everything all right in there?
32:19I think so.
32:20Present.
32:22Present or present?
32:24Great question.
32:26This is your sort of thing.
32:27This is my sort of thing?
32:28I think so.
32:29Do you reckon? What is my sort of thing?
32:31Fun?
32:32Fun.
32:34Right.
32:35Achieve the most things on this list.
32:38Before the balloon pops.
32:40If you do the special thing,
32:42the balloon will stop inflating for ten seconds.
32:46Ten seconds?
32:47If you do the special thing?
32:53I feel like I haven't been looking around for alternate solutions.
32:57You must not touch the balloon mechanism.
32:59Your time starts when the balloon starts inflating.
33:04The special thing...
33:05Oh, my God.
33:06Oh!
33:07Oh, gosh!
33:07Right.
33:09OK.
33:10Right.
33:12God.
33:12What's the special thing?
33:13Stop inflating!
33:18You thought the special thing might be to say stop inflating?
33:21I thought it was worth a shot.
33:24Well, this is all pretty self-explanatory, I think.
33:27I don't want to dwell.
33:28I just want to crack on and have a look.
33:29Fair enough.
33:29They were under pressure.
33:30They had to achieve a lot of different things.
33:31And we're going to begin with three of the five.
33:33And that is Joanna, Joel and Amy.
33:36One.
33:37Thread a needle.
33:40Yes.
33:41I told you it was your sort of thing.
33:43I love this.
33:45This is ridiculous.
33:46What's the special thing?
33:48I love you.
33:50OK.
33:50I found the end of the sticky tape.
33:52One.
33:52That's one.
33:53Put on the galoshes.
33:55Oh, dear.
33:56This is a mistake.
33:57Ah!
33:59Ah!
34:01Get it, get it, get it!
34:03Be whispered to by a man on the phone.
34:05Right.
34:06My husband never answers the phone.
34:07We're actually in the middle of an argument
34:08because he doesn't answer the phone.
34:10Hello?
34:11Chris?
34:12I need you to whisper to me on the phone.
34:14Yes.
34:15I can whisper to you.
34:16Two.
34:16Bye!
34:18Whisper, er, what you have for breakfast.
34:22All right.
34:22Thanks very much.
34:23Go, go, bye, bye, bye, bye.
34:24I'll put my number.
34:25Fine.
34:29What do you want me to whisper?
34:31I'm a big fan of you.
34:34I'm a big fan of you.
34:37Done.
34:38Put on the galoshes.
34:40Put on the galoshes.
34:40We're shouted out by a woman on the phone.
34:42Where's my mother?
34:43Come on, Mum.
34:45Oh, yeah, Mum!
34:46Can you just very quickly just shout out what you had for breakfast?
34:49Shout at me down the phone!
34:51I'll shout at you.
34:52Hold on a second.
34:52Mum, you don't have to wait.
34:54Just shout!
34:55What's on earth you doing?
34:56I'll shout at you.
34:56For goodness sake!
34:59Thank you!
35:00Just a scrambled egg!
35:02Grambled egg!
35:03Thanks, Mum!
35:04Thank you very much!
35:05Find the end of the sticky tape.
35:06Right.
35:07Oh, yeah, yeah.
35:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
35:09I'm good at this.
35:11Oh, you are good at that, yep.
35:12That's a sock in a pouch.
35:13Where do you think a pouch is?
35:15That's a pouch.
35:16Okay, fair enough.
35:16So, up the pouch.
35:18Right, I'm going to put the galoshes on first, because that's something.
35:23They're on.
35:24They're on.
35:25I'm going to do the present first.
35:27Did it say neatly?
35:28Yeah.
35:29Yeah.
35:32Good.
35:33Could you read to me what else is on the list?
35:36Say every number between 1 and 50, except for the numbers divisible by 7, 4 and 3.
35:40Howl for 30 seconds.
35:41Ooh!
35:43Ooh!
35:46Ah, ah, ah!
35:47Okay.
35:47I hate maths.
35:48You've done that?
35:49And to be honest, yeah, I've done it, and I've got to sew up my pouch.
35:52Where does a galosh start and a waiter end?
35:56Where do you think the pouch is?
35:57Oh, fuck!
35:59Is it in there?
36:00Ah!
36:01Have you shouted out by a woman on the phone?
36:03My wife just rang.
36:04It was perfect timing, actually.
36:06I've sewn up that.
36:07Yeah, that counts.
36:09Sew up the pouch.
36:10Once you put a sock in it.
36:12Oh, my God!
36:13Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
36:14I didn't know anything then I told her!
36:16You're so clever!
36:17Ho, ho, ho!
36:19A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!
36:39Not bad.
36:40The first time I've seen you on this show so far,
36:43not looking like you're having the time of your life.
36:45Yeah.
36:46The threading of the needle seems to have broken you.
36:48I used the whole thing as sort of something,
36:50as a sort of way to get Alex Horne's number.
36:54I loved your mum needed a beat
36:58before she would shout at you straight away.
37:00She was in the middle of Swansea town centre.
37:03Yeah.
37:03And I was going, Mum, will you just shout down the phone
37:06and she had to get herself together.
37:08I think it's a Welsh thing, cos my relatives are Welsh as well
37:11and I don't think there's a lot of shouting in Wales.
37:14Cos the response to most situations is,
37:16well, there we are, it happens.
37:18My mum took no persuading.
37:22Scramble eggs!
37:23She was straight in, didn't even need to know why.
37:26Well, look, Amy did pretty well.
37:28Amy got seven out of the ten things done.
37:30Oh, all right.
37:31Which is a lot better than Joel who got four or five,
37:34if you count the neatly wrapped presents.
37:35Oh, yes, I do count it.
37:37Oh.
37:37Cos he has to be rewarded for spending three hours
37:40threading an egg.
37:41OK, well, you've got half of things done,
37:43but this pales next to Joanna, who got nine out of ten.
37:47My leg drawing on my mask today.
37:50Wow!
37:50OK, time for the last ad break of the show.
37:53We're just moments away from one of the contestants
37:55winning a portrait of my head on an Asian man's body.
37:58Has this been signed off by Channel 4, Alex?
38:01Yes.
38:04We're safe.
38:05See you after the break.
38:10APPLAUSE
38:13Hello!
38:15Hello and welcome to part four of Taskmaster
38:18and some very speedy tasking.
38:19Oh, they're quick, they're slick and I've done a little sick.
38:22Now, the final two attempts.
38:25First, they worked on Veep together.
38:26Now, it's the next step on the entertainment career ladder.
38:29Trying to find the end of some sticky tape,
38:31howling and putting on galoshes.
38:32Yes, it's Armando and Camille.
38:34Oh, God.
38:35Howl for 30 seconds.
38:4330 seconds, 30 seconds.
38:45Thank you, Camille.
38:46Lovely howling.
38:47Right, here we go.
38:48Wrap.
38:49Find the end of the sticky tape.
38:51Well, I'll make an end and then I'll find it.
38:55That was cool.
38:56See, every number between one and fifty,
38:58except for the numbers that were seven, four, three.
39:00So, one, two, five, ten.
39:05I can't count and wrap.
39:07Hello, baby.
39:08Hey, Emily, I'm on camera.
39:09Can you just yell at me?
39:10I can't believe how much I love you!
39:13Yeah, I love you too bad.
39:15Present, wrap.
39:15Well done.
39:16Yeah, there we are.
39:17Um, galoshes.
39:19You've done the special thing, by the way.
39:21Have I done the special thing?
39:22Yeah, stop for ten seconds.
39:23Well, right, I'm gonna do that towards the end, I think.
39:26How do I find out what the special thing is?
39:28I guess trial and error.
39:29I've threaded the needle.
39:31Tremendous work.
39:33I neatly wrapped the present.
39:36You've just done the special thing to see, you know.
39:40Neatly wrapped the present.
39:43Neatly wrapped the present.
39:45What did I do?
39:47What did I do?
39:48What was the special thing that I did?
39:51Forty-one.
39:52Forty-three.
39:53Forty-six.
39:54Forty-seven.
39:55Forty-nine.
39:58How did I be whispered to by a man on the phone?
40:01Is there a number to ring?
40:02There were quite a lot of numbers you could ring.
40:05Hey, can you whisper to me?
40:08You suck a trust master.
40:10You're gonna fail.
40:11Okay, wow.
40:11It really does sound like the inside of my own head.
40:13Thank you so much.
40:14Goodbye.
40:15Suck in a pouch.
40:16Pouch.
40:16Pouch.
40:17Pouch.
40:18Where do you think the pouch might be?
40:21Oh, it's not...
40:24Can I have you a sock?
40:27What are you looking for?
40:28I did something over here and the thing stopped.
40:30Oh, I see.
40:31Are you trying to do the special thing?
40:32Was it that?
40:33Didn't I do...
40:34Right, there we go.
40:36Well, this might make life easier.
40:50You just did the special thing again.
40:51Is it this?
40:52Yeah.
40:53Touching your head.
40:54Yeah.
40:57Hi, could you shout at me?
40:58Just shout at me.
40:59Why the hell did you forget the pins this morning?
41:02You're not shouting.
41:03You've got to shout.
41:08Well, too late.
41:11Goodbye.
41:13I forgot to do that.
41:19So you worked at the special thing and then you didn't use the special thing.
41:22I just got stuck in an argument with my wife.
41:27Who just told me I hadn't put the bins out.
41:30And had you not put the bins out?
41:31I hadn't.
41:33Interesting, your partner's declaration of love for you.
41:36Not very British, that.
41:37My wife is not here with me and when I heard her voice I got teary-eyed.
41:41I really did.
41:42Oh, God. It's sickening.
41:46And presumably you've got someone who does the bins for you.
41:49No.
41:50No.
41:50She does the bins.
41:51Oh, she does the bins.
41:52Yes, so in the end, Joel, you were last.
41:55You got five out of ten, so one point.
41:57Then Armando got six out of ten, two points.
41:59Kamel and Amy both got seven out of ten, so they share four points each.
42:02The winner of the task, five points.
42:04Nine things completed was Joanna Page.
42:08Well done, Joanna.
42:09OK, everyone, please make your way to the stage for the final task of the show!
42:12Oh!
42:19Alex, who will read the task?
42:22Kamel Nanjian is going to read the task.
42:24Here we go.
42:25Work out what word the piper is piping.
42:29You may have one guess and may only guess if you are the first to raise both your hands.
42:34First to two correct guesses wins.
42:37This is the piper.
42:38He's called Johnny Pipes.
42:39He'll pipe a word.
42:40You've got to try to work out what the word is.
42:41You have glockenspiels in front of you.
42:43You can try to recognise the notes that he's playing by playing your own glockenspiel.
42:47I am genuinely medically tone deaf.
42:49Medically?
42:51When you think you've got it right, raise both your hands and then you can say your guess when I
42:55point at you.
42:56But if you're wrong, you can't guess any more for that word.
42:58OK.
42:59Just to warn you, he's got to start with a letter E to get the pipes going.
43:03So when he's ready to spell his word, he will have his leg up and he will put it down
43:07to start the word.
43:09Joel, happy?
43:09Ah, I'm just going to warn you, I don't understand what's going on.
43:12LAUGHTER
43:13Let's go, Johnny.
43:14Go.
43:23You've spelt the first word.
43:28It was low.
43:32Johnny can spell it again if you want it.
43:35Yes, please.
43:35Let's have the word again.
43:46DRINKING
43:52Yes, Armando.
43:53B.
43:54It is B!
43:55Yeah!
43:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:06LAUGHTER
44:09Yeah, OK, it's one to Armando, nothing to anyone else yet.
44:13OK. Ready for the next word?
44:15Leg up, Johnny.
44:24Straight in there. Amy?
44:26Egg! It is egg!
44:28How are you feeling, Joel?
44:31I feel like it's just lovely to listen to music.
44:37One to Amy, one to Armando.
44:38The words are now going to get longer.
44:41Oh, God, right.
44:42Leg up, Johnny.
44:57Maybe get a bit closer to the instrument, Joel.
45:03BUZZER
45:05Does anyone know any of the letters of this one?
45:07I feel like I'm close, but it doesn't make a word.
45:11Ah.
45:11Armando.
45:12Is it faded?
45:13It's not.
45:14No.
45:15It's not faded, I'm sorry.
45:17That clarifies that, then.
45:17Yeah, no, it's not that.
45:18So you have to have your hands on your hips,
45:19you're out of this word, Armando.
45:20Can we have it once more, please?
45:23Leg up, Johnny.
45:27BUZZER
45:28BUZZER
45:29BUZZER
45:33BUZZER
45:34BUZZER
45:34If Joel gets this, I'm going to explode.
45:36BUZZER
45:37BUZZER
45:39BUZZER
45:39BUZZER
45:39BUZZER
45:40BUZZER
45:40BUZZER
45:48BUZZER
45:48Let's go, Johnny.
45:50Leg up, Johnny.
46:05What's the word I mean
46:14Okay, well, I'll put you down and we'll add that to the final scores but first a big round of
46:18applause for Johnny
46:21Come down and join me
46:26So Greg, Joanna and Camille didn't get any right but they came joint fourths so they get two points
46:32Amanda and Joel four points each for getting one right but the winner of the task five points for her
46:36two correct answers is Amy Glethill
46:43To make her the winner of the episode with a huge 20 points
46:51Please go and thank your booty of unquestionable beauty
47:00Here's your winner tonight, Amy Glethill
47:02CHEERING
47:03Thank you
47:05Thank you
47:14Thank you
47:17Thank you
47:19Thank you
47:26Thank you
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