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00:09This program contains strong language from the beginning and throughout.
00:13Are you ready?
00:15Pixie, we're moving house today.
00:18I cannot believe the day is finally here where I leave this house for good.
00:24This is gonna be amazing.
00:27One, two, three, and open the door.
00:40I can't even enjoy it.
00:42When do you think these noises will end?
00:46You'll be alright just to not ping the nail gun for a couple of minutes.
00:51We've made the decision to move out.
00:54Our best friends Adam and Jamie have offered us to go out to their villa in Spain and stay with
00:59them.
00:59Go.
01:01This trip has been just what we all needed but our house still isn't ready.
01:07Apparently every single hotel in the North East is fully booked tonight, tomorrow night and the night after.
01:14I wish we never decided to get all this work done.
01:17It was the worst decision you could have made.
01:19We're now in the service station car park.
01:22We are still ringing around hotels.
01:25It is now 7pm.
01:27We're just a family stranded with nowhere to go.
01:30We've got no home to live in.
01:32We're just so desperate.
01:33Please, please, please, please.
01:47Last night was the most stressful night of my whole entire life.
01:52We did manage to find somewhere to sleep in the end.
01:57And today it's just going to be onwards and upwards.
01:59I am so excited because we're finally moving back in.
02:03And I can't wait to see where the building works up now.
02:14We're back in the new house, Al!
02:19There's carpet!
02:21Woo!
02:23Look!
02:25Wow!
02:26Wow!
02:27Whoa!
02:28Look at these beautiful curtains!
02:32I know that Rome wasn't built in a day and I know exactly how long renovations take.
02:37I've done it before in my old house.
02:38It's getting there.
02:39Yeah.
02:40I mean, it's better than living in hotels.
02:42It is making progress.
02:45And if you thought the old house was good, wait until you see this one finished.
02:50This one is going to be amazing!
02:55It is looking gorgeous so far, isn't it?
02:58Yeah, it's nice.
02:58I just feel like a bit all over the place because everything's still in boxes.
03:02We still don't have a wardrobe.
03:05You're doing it.
03:05I'm not here all week.
03:08I know.
03:10It's what I throw up.
03:12So I've got to go to Manchester for a bit of work.
03:14But work's work.
03:15And unfortunately, it's just one of them things.
03:17It can't be helped.
03:19My bed.
03:19My bed.
03:20Can I stay in your bed?
03:21It's lovely and comfortable.
03:22Oh, Mummy can.
03:24Great.
03:25One deep breath.
03:28One big step.
03:30Closer to the dream.
03:33Closer to the dream.
03:37I've got to admit, I'm feeling pretty stressed.
03:39Is that, like, dirt?
03:40I'm going to lose Jake for him having to go to work.
03:46And I've got to try and get this house tidied, do loads of washing,
03:52start to try and empty all of our boxes of our life's long stuff
03:55whilst doing about 75 different calls for work things.
03:59There's so much to do.
04:02Oh, I've just got to breathe.
04:04I have gotten to the point where I've been letting things overwhelm us,
04:07but there's just a lot going on.
04:09Like, I've got a tiny baby.
04:11I've got a two-year-old.
04:13I've got builders in my house every day.
04:15I've got work coming out of my ears.
04:17And you know what?
04:18Like...
04:20It is so hard.
04:27I don't know if I want to be back tonight.
04:29Great.
04:30Oh, I can't help it.
04:32But I've got work.
04:34I've got three big contracts starting this week.
04:37OK, then, we'll just leave, then.
04:41Oh, Sammy.
04:43Bye.
04:44What's up with you?
04:45Just go on.
04:46I mean, it's like I've been getting in trouble for going to work
04:47and having a job.
04:48I'm really sorry.
04:49I've got a job.
04:50She's least impressed that I've got to go.
04:53However...
04:54I am a hard-working boy
04:57who wants to give the best for his family,
04:59who wants to provide.
05:00I don't want to sit around and live off her.
05:03Like, that isn't me.
05:04One, two, three.
05:05Give me a kiss, then.
05:07I love you.
05:08Can you get me back in again?
05:09Oh, you want to go and play back on now.
05:10OK, come on.
05:11Can you give Dad a kiss?
05:12Can you give Dad a kiss?
05:14Mwah!
05:14I totally get that Jake has to work, right?
05:17Like, I totally understand that.
05:18And, like, I obviously respect him for that.
05:21But, like, I've just got a lot of things to do.
05:23Like, I just need a bit of help.
05:26Well, I'm off to work, guys.
05:27See you later.
05:28Like, really, he's got the better end of the sick, hasn't he?
05:33Do you know what?
05:33Charlotte, right?
05:34She's really good at masking her stress.
05:37However, I think this house and everything is sort of showing
05:40signs of it now, of it, like, affecting her a little bit.
05:43I know deep down she's buzzing that I've got work and doing well.
05:47But I also understand she needs help at home.
05:50It's hard, man.
05:51Like, it isn't easy.
05:52I can understand her frustrations.
05:53I really can.
05:54But at the same time, I've got to work, man.
05:57Like, we're just going to have to stick together and pull through it
06:01and just life, isn't it?
06:03At the end of the day, it's just life.
06:11Oh, he's my mum.
06:14I'm here!
06:15Ah!
06:16Oh, God, this is just amazing, isn't it?
06:20But it's still not done, though.
06:21No, it's still a mess, I've got to say.
06:23Holes in the ceiling.
06:25Honestly, I just feel so overwhelmed.
06:27I just feel like it has come along,
06:29but it's still an absolute bombsite.
06:31I'll figure out how it will live in it.
06:33It's two children.
06:34I really do feed for Charlotte.
06:36She's bought a house where she didn't really
06:38have to renovate everything, but she has.
06:40Charlotte is Charlotte and she won't listen.
06:42She'll do what she wants to do.
06:44So, really, she's only got herself to blame.
06:46I feel like you're very flat, Charlotte.
06:49Well, what would you be like?
06:50I've come into a house that's full of dust.
06:52I know, well, I would be, but...
06:53Like, I've got boxes everywhere still.
06:55I'm so busy, like, I've got...
06:57I know, it's horrendous.
06:58It's really, really difficult being a working mum,
07:01and especially when Jake's job is just as demanding.
07:04We're also in the middle of getting a villa in Spain.
07:07But honestly, buying somewhere abroad
07:10is not as easy as it looks.
07:18So, today, I'm with one of my very good clients,
07:22and I'm very, very, very excited.
07:24Did I ever think when I launched this business
07:27it would get to where it's got to today?
07:29No, definitely not.
07:31Like, some of the clients I've had are pretty big.
07:33But rewind the clock, like, the time and effort that I put in.
07:37The nights away from family and friends.
07:40Sleeping in the van some nights at service stations
07:42just to get some rest because I'm tired.
07:44And the money that I've put into it,
07:46but I am a believer in keep going, keep going, keep going.
07:48And you will prevail and succeed in the end.
07:52How are we?
07:53Yeah, all good.
07:54Busy, as usual.
07:56But I'm sure you've probably been more busy than me.
07:58Well, house renovation, new baby.
08:01Two businesses in full flow.
08:02We start with Jill, Scott.
08:04She's got a great resume.
08:05I mean, queen of the jungle.
08:07She created history by winning the Euros in 2022.
08:12She's got an MBE.
08:13I've got soccer read.
08:14So, next stop, Wembley.
08:16Yes.
08:17Do you know how to get there?
08:18I don't know.
08:19Have you been there before, Jill?
08:21I might have been there back in 2022.
08:23You even brought your boots.
08:24We actually met at a football game.
08:27And then, you know, I just asked her about, you know,
08:30how do you get around?
08:33And if she ever needed any help with any transport.
08:36Right, let me lock you in and I'll put this in the boot.
08:39Cool.
08:40Since that conversation, she messaged me on Instagram
08:43and we've become, like, really, really, really close friends.
08:46Right, let's get going.
08:48It is nice to work with these people
08:49and get the opportunities and jobs.
08:51Because it's not like going to work.
08:53We have all the money in the world.
08:54If you're not happy going to work, what's the point?
09:00I've got the boot launch on Wednesday.
09:02My phone is going wild.
09:03Like, I haven't even looked at my phone
09:04because I've got to look after these two kids.
09:06But I've got so much stuff to do.
09:09If you're feeling that overwhelmed,
09:10then you need to be sending Alba into the nursery
09:13for Monday to Friday.
09:15And then that's one child down and you concentrate on her
09:18and she sleeps and she's not really any bother.
09:20I mean, you put her on the floor, she just plays.
09:22Alba goes to nursery three days of the week.
09:26But I don't want to put my kids in nursery every single day.
09:28I don't even want to put Pixie in nursery yet,
09:31let alone have Alba go to nursery every single day.
09:34Honestly, I'm not going to lie.
09:35Even just the thought of her makes us want to cry my eyes out.
09:39Because, like, there's going to be a day where Alba has to go to school
09:43every single day and that's going to be awful.
09:46So why on earth would I want to bring that forward any sooner?
09:49Like, I get one life on this planet with my two lovely children.
09:55And, like, I want to cherish it because you never get these years back.
10:00Just because she wanted to get rid of me.
10:06My little girl.
10:22I think I'm ready to go now.
10:24Here you go. I don't work for you.
10:27I mean, come on.
10:28Being a husband is working for a wife.
10:30Today we are off to Manchester to start the book tour.
10:35Get your fat arse in the car.
10:36I think we've got time.
10:37We haven't got time for coffee. Get in the car.
10:39The first thing that I'm going on is Love Stories Festival book panel.
10:44I am going to be deadly honest.
10:46I have never been sat on a panel in front of a crowd of readers.
10:53I'm going to have to be on my A game on this panel.
10:56I'm looking forward to spending all day with you.
10:59I think your mummy will have a great day
11:02and there will be loads of people there for her today.
11:05Bye, Mum!
11:06Bye!
11:08Ah, but quick, give me a kiss!
11:15We're so late.
11:17There's two ways to get out of that house.
11:19Right, OK, I've got everything to think.
11:21There's my way, then there's Charlotte's way.
11:23Shit, I forgot my shoes.
11:25Now, we wouldn't expect anything else from Charlotte because that's how she is.
11:28Yeah, I've got a new mirror for here.
11:30Do you want me to unwrap it and put it there for you?
11:32I'd love to open it, but I don't think I've got time.
11:34No, I'll do it.
11:35Hold on.
11:35I need to take a picture.
11:36Where is she?
11:37I need this leg a little longer.
11:39Oh, it looks long like that.
11:41Done.
11:42Right, let's go!
11:43Not as stress in the world, love.
11:45You take your time.
11:46I would like to blame me running late on the stress and the nerves of the boot tour.
11:54But in actual fact, I don't know how to run on time.
11:58Well, it's still fun and game this morning, isn't it?
12:01It's a sickness, it's an illness.
12:03I think, honestly, I need to speak to someone about this.
12:06Have you put the destination in?
12:08I don't need to because it's my silly bitch.
12:11I mean, I do this drive like, you know, six, seven times a week.
12:14How many hours are you thinking then?
12:15Two hours, twenty.
12:17Really?
12:18Yeah, we're late.
12:20The panel's just going to have to be moved along, I think.
12:22Well, everyone will move for you, Charlotte, they always do.
12:29You try and tell Charlotte, but Charlotte will do her way and her way only.
12:36Never mind.
12:38Life will be worse, they love.
12:43At times, trying and having a conversation with Charlotte is practically impossible.
12:48I mean, the communication is just about as existent as our sex life.
12:52None.
12:55Do you think you can get that time down or not?
12:58Jake.
12:59I do appreciate she's got a lot on, but I feel like it's time to give a bit of her
13:03own medicine.
13:03So, I'll play her at her own game, see how she likes it.
13:08Jake, I can't be bothered to do this the whole way.
13:10Please stop it.
13:11This is one of the most irritating traits of Jake.
13:15Jake!
13:16Stop doing this tick for tap thing.
13:18He could be on his deathbed, about to die, and if I've just ignored him, because I'm on my phone
13:25replying to a text or, you know, I'm on my way to work, he will not reply to me in
13:30his last breath because of it.
13:31No, but you're...
13:32I know, because I'm texting them with an update about the time, so just like if you were texting about
13:36tickets, you'd go and be quiet and I wouldn't be fucking arsed and I wouldn't sit and ignore you the
13:41whole time afterwards.
13:42Just pack it in, stop being a baby.
13:44I'm being a big baby, apparently.
13:46When you speak to her, it falls on deaf ears, butts, and the shoe's on the other foot, and I
13:51ignore her.
13:52World War II breaks down, so, you know, it's just one of them things.
13:56I've just got used to it now.
13:57I'm a customised.
13:59What am I going to do?
14:00We saw the earth.
14:23Thank you so much.
14:24So, I'm really late.
14:31Good morning, everybody. Thank you for your patience.
14:33I'm arriving so late for this panel presentation.
14:36Today, we've got the distinct pleasure of welcoming three remarkable writers.
14:40Not only am I running late, I'm not looking my best.
14:42I'm a bit nervous, I can't laugh.
14:44I'm really going to have to charm these guys in the audience today.
14:48Next, we're excited to introduce Charlotte Crosby, who's shot to fame on reality TV, becoming the standout star of Geordie
14:54Shaw.
14:55Please welcome Charlotte Crosby.
14:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:05I can't believe I'm sat next to genuine authors.
15:09I don't think I belong here, to be honest. I'm starting to sweat.
15:12Charlotte, this is your first fiction book.
15:15Have you found the process?
15:16I realise it's so different.
15:17Well, listen, let's not deny I'm not an author like you two girls.
15:20Yous are, like, I'm impressed.
15:22Like, I'm in good company here.
15:24I had a ghostwriter write my book, so I can't, like, sit here and pretend that I wrote it all.
15:32This is awkward.
15:33I feel like a fraud.
15:37I mean, I really struggle to think they actually thought I wrote it.
15:43I wish I could write a book, but honestly, I can't even write a sentence.
15:47LAUGHTER
15:47It was an amazing experience, honestly.
15:50We sat together, we had lots of meetings.
15:52I told her exactly how I wanted it to go.
15:55Obviously, read the book the first time, there was a lot that I had to take out.
15:58Because I thought that maybe that's too wild.
16:02Angelica, the character, she's just shagging everyone at once.
16:04And I was like, I just don't feel like she needs to also shag his dad.
16:11Like...
16:14Phew!
16:15A little bit of honesty and charm has done the trick.
16:18The audience lovers.
16:20Why do you think romance is experiencing such popularity at the moment?
16:24Everyone's horny.
16:25Yeah.
16:29We're about out of time.
16:32Let's say thank you to Charlotte Crosby.
16:34Isabel Broom and Cathy Bramley.
16:40Despite being so late to the book panel, honestly, it was such a success.
16:48Now I'm on my way to a book signing.
16:51But I've got a spare hour before the book signing,
16:54so I'm going to catch up with my best friend.
16:57Hello. Holly, hi.
16:58My Geordie Shore sister, Holly Hagen.
17:01Jacob's literally, like, having a bad time.
17:05He disrespected the chicken.
17:06What did he do?
17:07Well, he ate seven chicken sausages that had been left out all night long.
17:12Then he chilled them and then he heated them up again.
17:14Can't really eat chicken.
17:15Not like that.
17:17What have you been doing?
17:18A book tour.
17:19I was on a panel with actual authors and I was nervous.
17:22You were nervous?
17:23Uh-huh.
17:24That's, like, unheard of from you.
17:26I can't believe how far me and Holly Hagen have came.
17:29We used to get so drunk.
17:31What the fuck?
17:36What the fuck?
17:37What the fuck?
17:38What the fuck?
17:41Now, we are business women, mothers.
17:44It couldn't be any further from what we used to be like,
17:46and I am proud of us.
17:48We are good women.
17:50It was Kyle's wedding.
17:52Mmm.
17:53It did look beautiful, man, didn't it?
17:55Gorgeous.
17:56I'm so happy for them all.
17:57Wedding look gorgeous.
17:57It's crazy to think that Holly and Kyle were together
18:00and now me and Holly are sat here talking about his wedding,
18:03when actually we all thought maybe Holly would maybe marry Kyle.
18:07Anyway, they're much better off the way they are now.
18:10Holly has an amazing husband and a beautiful little boy,
18:13and it all worked out for the best.
18:15I wonder what Sophie's speech was like.
18:18Why was Sophie at the altar?
18:19Like, as if she was married.
18:22I thought you were.
18:23Sophie was basically ordaining the wedding.
18:26She's always trying to steal the limelight, Sophie, mind.
18:30Right, I do have to go and have a poo now.
18:32That's fine.
18:33Do you want to take a book?
18:34Absolutely, thank you.
18:35I can actually promote it now, so...
18:37You could have a little read of it.
18:38Honestly, you wouldn't like it.
18:39I know I will.
18:40Shoot your ghostwriter, did a brilliant job.
18:43LAUGHTER
18:45Having lunch with Holly and talking about our old wild days
18:47has just reminded us just how popular we used to be.
18:51We had so many fans, but it was a different point of our lives.
18:56I'm in a new era now, and I have to be realistic
18:58in thinking that that number isn't probably going to turn up
19:03with my book signing, but let's just hope it's going to be a good number.
19:07I'm nervous.
19:09Events like this are key to the book's success,
19:12and after this we're going to Spain to pick up our keys to the villa
19:15and I don't want to be worrying about the book while I'm out there,
19:18so I just pray and hope that today goes really well.
19:22How many people are there?
19:23There's a queue outside.
19:24Do you want to come look?
19:27I can't believe there is a big queue.
19:32I was dreading turning up and no-one being there.
19:36How many people do you think there?
19:39I'm popular!
19:41Don't get it wrong, it's nothing like the crowds I used to have
19:45when I was in my 20s, but I am very grateful that people did show up.
19:49If you want to go get it
19:55It was mad seeing you in real life.
19:57When you see you on telly, it's like, I don't think you're real.
20:00You don't think I'm real?
20:01Well, you don't think, do you, until you see you in real life.
20:03Yeah, true, true, true.
20:05We've been here since half ten this morning.
20:08In today's queue, there were fans that have been coming
20:11for, like, the last 13 years.
20:14I literally know them by first name basis.
20:17Gina, I told you I'd keep an eye out for you, didn't I?
20:21Chantal, they're lovely!
20:22I'm just so good with the fans.
20:27The book tour has started with a bang.
20:32If the rest of the tours go like that, I'm going to be winning.
20:42We've got Spain, so we've got to do packing for that.
20:45I'm so excited.
20:47I, when I get there...
20:48Like, I'm buzzing my tits off.
20:49The book tour has been such a huge success, which means only one thing.
20:53Now we get to go and pick the keys up to our new villa in Spain.
20:57Bring it on!
20:58Do you know what I'm really looking forward to the most?
21:01Just watching Alba running around, picturing her little chair.
21:04I'm sat there with a cerveza Bosch.
21:07I'm so excited because, like, this villa is going to be used
21:12as a get away from the hustle and bustle of everyday life
21:17and we can just be in the sun and just slow down and just enjoy our life.
21:22I've also got something to tell you.
21:24What now?
21:26Erm...
21:26I did invite me mum and Lauren.
21:30I've invited me mum and Lauren because I need my mum's help
21:34to get this place organised and Lauren's going through a really tough time.
21:38It's really taken her a lot to finally walk away
21:42from a relationship where she just deserves so much more.
21:47So I need to get her, bring her somewhere lovely
21:50for her to forget about things, even if it's just for 48 hours.
21:54They're going to fly out and they'll get there late on Tuesday night.
21:58Super duper.
22:00So this trip was just meant to be for us four as a family.
22:03However, Charlotte has another family, which are her friends,
22:06who are very, very close to her
22:07and Lauren is going through a very, very, very tricky time at the moment.
22:11So I think it's only right that we welcome Lauren in
22:15and we just take her mind off things because she deserves a little break.
22:18Are you going to go a night out?
22:19I was going to take her on a night out.
22:21You definitely should.
22:22Because we've all been there at break-ups.
22:24It's not easy.
22:24Whether you want to be with that person or not.
22:29I know, Tixie.
22:31Yeah.
22:31She's a lovely girl, isn't she?
22:32So I think it'll be good.
22:34When I get them keys, I am going to get my titties out
22:38and let them be sucked.
22:39God, is this a promise?
22:42I might even let you lick my tits.
22:43I'm not going to be that happy.
22:44Maybe I should go Lauren to get her titty sucked.
22:48She's got my tits.
22:50Erm, well, I just don't know whether that was, like,
22:52the right question to ask about my best friend.
22:55Maybe not.
22:55I don't know, do I?
23:07We're going to Spain, aren't we all there?
23:10We still have an unfinished house.
23:12So what better time than to get the villa keys?
23:15Whoo!
23:17Whoo!
23:18Whoo!
23:19Whoo!
23:20Whoo!
23:22Whoo!
23:24Whoo!
23:24Whoo!
23:25Whoo!
23:27Whoo!
23:29I literally put the offer in for this house
23:32a year ago.
23:33Hello!
23:34Hello!
23:35It is so good to finally get the keys.
23:39I actually can't believe it.
23:41So the important moment.
23:44Oh!
23:45Congratulations.
23:46Woo!
23:47Watch this box.
23:48So they're the folks to get in the gate.
23:50Yeah.
23:50This is a pinch me moment.
23:52Like, this is going to be our second home.
23:54If we do need that break, we can just book a flight out.
23:57Congratulations and to many happy memories.
24:00Thank you so much.
24:02Cheers, Alba.
24:03Cheers!
24:05Good girl.
24:07It has been hard getting over the line, but it's also been worth it.
24:18Here we are. Look at this.
24:20This feels so amazing.
24:24Like, we are stepping into our second home in the sun.
24:29Like, it feels surreal.
24:32I have been so looking forward to this moment.
24:36This has been a long time coming.
24:44Right.
24:44This is green.
24:46Right.
24:48Go on.
24:49Swap.
24:51How did you do that?
24:52I just literally just opened the door.
24:56Oh!
24:57Wow!
25:03This is sick, innit?
25:06I didn't think it would look as good as this.
25:08Shall we go up the terrace?
25:10Yeah.
25:11Terrace.
25:11Terrace.
25:12Come on, then.
25:14Oh.
25:15My.
25:16Goodness me.
25:17Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:19Come on.
25:21Come on.
25:22Come on.
25:22Come on.
25:24Are we going to have so much fun up here?
25:26I cannot wait for the girls to create, like, core memories here.
25:31So, like, when they think of their childhood, this is such a rooted memory that always springs
25:37to the forefront of their mind.
25:39Look at the mountain from here!
25:41Look at the room!
25:42Woo-hoo!
25:44Like, for me, it was the caravan.
25:46Like, I always remember going on the caravan.
25:48For the girls, it's going to be the villa in Spain.
25:50How nice is this, Jake?
25:52I can't believe that we're finally here.
25:54We've got the keys.
25:55Can you?
25:56It's absolutely nice.
25:57It's so beautiful, isn't it?
25:59It'll just be the relax we need, really, after the last few weeks, won't it?
26:02I want it looking nice for when my mum and Lauren get here.
26:04Oh, shit, yeah.
26:05I forgot they were coming.
26:06So, we've been here for five minutes and we're having the best time ever.
26:09And it comes to me that Lauren and Letitia are on the way.
26:15Letitia is family and Lauren's extended family.
26:17So, more the merrier for me.
26:19Tonight, we'll enjoy just us, put our bedding on, get our cases in.
26:24I can't believe we're going to wake up here in the morning and, like, what the hell?
26:28It's going to be so weird.
26:30Alba, come on, big family hug.
26:32We've got a family cuddle now, please, come on.
26:34Oh, family cuddle!
26:36Oh!
26:37Oh!
26:38Oh!
26:55Right, my mum and Lauren are in the airport.
26:58Both so excited, Jake.
26:59I bet they are.
27:00I'm so excited for Lauren to get here because she needs this more than anything.
27:05She needs something to take her mind off things.
27:07She needs to get out of reality and just have people around her who want to build her up like
27:13she should be built up.
27:15This is the perfect place to come when you have just split up from your partner.
27:19I've got all upstairs to clean.
27:21I've got your mum's room to clean.
27:23The last thing I want is Letitia coming here.
27:25They're excited and then it's my fault that her room's a shithole.
27:28I don't think all men are like this, but my Jake is like a cleaning god.
27:35Do you know what my perfect job would be if it paid the way?
27:38Clean it in a gym.
27:40Work out before you work.
27:42Work out after work.
27:44There's no excuse you there.
27:45Jake seems to be an expert on household chores.
27:48Me, on the other hand...
27:50OK, so you've got to get in the quill.
27:55Hold on.
27:56And then you've got to...
27:59Oh, what the...
28:01I'm sure you have to get in it.
28:03And then you've got to slowly feed it out.
28:07No, this doesn't seem right.
28:10Oh, well, let's leave the housework to the men.
28:13It's a 21st century after all.
28:16Now, where are my ladies?
28:19Right, watch this, Al's.
28:24I could not do that again.
28:26That was absolutely perfect.
28:27I mean, you know, I've had many years of practice of this, you know, Al's.
28:30Did you think that was good?
28:31You're good.
28:32Oh!
28:34You're good.
28:35My most impressive.
28:36Cop, you're gonna cry.
28:38Hello!
28:39Hello!
28:41I'm out there!
28:43Who are you, Nanny?
28:46Guess I'll hit her!
28:46Sure, we're all Jade, Nanny!
28:48Say, We're coming!
28:49We're coming!
28:52And behind the gate is...
28:55Nanny!
28:57OK.
28:57Oh my God, no!
29:00We've come to see a Spanish home!
29:02Oh! Oh, no!
29:05Oh, you smell great.
29:06This is definitely a break that I need,
29:08and it's came at the right time
29:10because I've just came out of a nine-year relationship
29:12and I just need a break from it all.
29:15Cheers!
29:16Right, I would like to say cheers to us all being in Spain.
29:20OK.
29:21The start of many lovely memory nights.
29:23Cheers!
29:24Cheers!
29:25Cheers, Arba! Cheers, Lauren!
29:27We've started from many new beginnings.
29:29Memories with family and friends and our lovely villa.
29:32Cheers.
29:33It's been a lot of clanking.
29:37You're overdoing it now.
29:38I would highly recommend to anyone that is going through a break-up
29:42to have a best friend with a villa in Spain.
29:54One, two, three!
29:56Ooh.
29:59Woah!
30:00That's number one!
30:01Woo!
30:02Wooooo!
30:04Wow, cool!
30:07Move at Arba, kick your leeeegs.
30:10Faster's the back.
30:12Go, go, go, go, go, go!
30:14Go on then, kick ya!
30:15Yay!
30:25ray!
30:26Girls' night tonight!
30:28Woo! Go on, girls!
30:29And this is when I am going to get drunk and I'm not...
30:32Yeah, you need to get levelled tonight.
30:34I've got a flight home in the morning.
30:36Oh, Lauren, it's two hours, you'll be fine.
30:39Girls' night tonight! Are you looking forward to it, sure?
30:40Yeah! I'm off duty!
30:44Woo! Can't wait.
30:46I have been so looking forward to this moment
30:49just getting out without the kids.
30:52Are you joking?
30:53I'm going to let my hair down.
30:56Are we weeing?
30:58Oh, my God! She's laying on you!
31:00She's weeing in the pool!
31:02Oh, my God, no!
31:04Oh, it's warm!
31:05Would you like us to collect a child?
31:07Yeah.
31:08Can you just take that big wet nappy off of her?
31:11Look at this nappy on Pixie Poodles!
31:14I think it's got pooing.
31:15Mum, it's got pooing!
31:16Oh, God. What am I going to do with that, then?
31:18She's pooed in the pool. It can't be.
31:20She has. It's squishing on us.
31:22It's squishing everywhere.
31:23I need to towel and nappy.
31:25Oh, no! She's pooing in the pool!
31:27Oh, my God.
31:29Oh, jeez.
31:30You think you're living the high life in a Spanish villa,
31:33but there's nothing like two young kids
31:35to bring you back to reality.
31:37Oh, it's on the floor!
31:38This is just absolutely diabolical.
31:42Don't let it put yous off, guys.
31:44Honestly, it's fine in here.
31:45Yeah.
31:46I've only been here 24 hours.
31:48I've got words like waves and ocean
31:51They'll come while they leave from you
31:53For us it keeps on coming
31:56Seven little people
31:58Lauren's having a really good time.
31:59She is, isn't she?
32:00I think it'd be really nice, like, going forward at this villa.
32:03Not just for us, but even for your friends and my friends and whatnot.
32:06Like, it's going to be like a nice little hub to come to.
32:09Because I'm not being funny,
32:10but I've not really thought about work whilst I've been away.
32:13I've not even been on before.
32:14I know. It's great.
32:15Just different surroundings.
32:16It takes your mind away from what you think is important
32:19and makes you realise what is important.
32:21We're going to have so many happy memories here.
32:24And it feels like, well, it was just maybe three months ago
32:28and we're in Australia and even before Australia was too horrendous.
32:33Like, we were in the worst place of our whole relationship.
32:35It wasn't enjoyable, was it?
32:38But we got through it.
32:39And look at where we are now.
32:41Life at home may be hard at times,
32:44but here in Spain the vibe is just so chilled out.
32:48It makes me and Jake remember why we are so good together.
32:52We still do bigger.
32:53Oh, obviously. Who doesn't?
32:54I know.
32:55Do you know what I mean?
32:56You still annoy me.
32:57You annoy me.
32:59Who doesn't clash?
33:01And I would rather clash with her over anyone else
33:03because we can get it sorted,
33:05we can move on and we love each other
33:07so there's nothing more to it.
33:08Jake, let's make love and make baby number three.
33:12Right, give me a cuddle.
33:14Oh.
33:14Oh, I love you.
33:16I love you more.
33:16Get ready for the weekend.
33:20Get ready for me.
33:23Wow.
33:24I love it, Alba.
33:26Where are you going tonight?
33:28For you.
33:30You're going on girls' night?
33:32Are you?
33:33I'm going too.
33:35I have got the most lovely plan for Mindly Mams and Lauren's girls' night.
33:39There's a little salon up the road and they do the best blow-drys.
33:43I've managed to book us all in there.
33:46Then I've booked us a maze and restaurant and a bar to follow.
33:49Hello!
33:50Whoa!
33:52Hello!
33:53Hello!
33:53Hello!
33:54Sexy, sexy!
33:57Yeah, it'd be good for Charlotte to go out with the girls, wouldn't it?
33:59I don't mind babysitting for a night.
34:01Charlotte needs a little bit of girl time, doesn't she, really?
34:04I'd encourage you going out with her mum and Lauren.
34:05I mean, what could go wrong?
34:08Girls' night!
34:09Girls' night!
34:10Girls' night!
34:10Girls' night!
34:10Love you all!
34:11See you!
34:12Bye!
34:12Bye!
34:13Bye now!
34:14Yeah, I need this night out.
34:16I think this has been my first night out since I've had Pixie.
34:21Wow, I really need to get a life.
34:24Hello!
34:25How are you?
34:26Hi!
34:27We're so excited to get our hair done.
34:30It feels so good to be pampered and get our hair done.
34:33It feels so good to be away from reality for a little bit.
34:37And I'm so excited for a girls' night out.
34:40Mum, what are you getting?
34:41A blow-dry, a curly blow.
34:42Let's all be washed and curly gals.
34:52Thank you so much.
34:56I feel absolutely amazing.
34:59Look at this, Mum.
35:00When was the last time you saw us look this nice?
35:02A long time.
35:04Right, I'm ready to go out and party!
35:07OK, let's party!
35:08Let's go and party!
35:09Yay!
35:10Yay!
35:12Let's go!
35:14From the left to the right!
35:16Tonight, I'm going to let my hair down, because when I get back to the UK, I have got so
35:21much work to do with my clothing brand.
35:23I have literally got to sign off designs, organise photo shoots, clear the warehouse of old stock, order new stock.
35:32It is just going to be manic.
35:35Oh, look at this!
35:37Oh, wow!
35:37Look at these cocktails!
35:39So, for tonight, let's get mortal!
35:42God, I'm having so much fun!
35:44It's awful!
35:44I wonder what this one's like.
35:46It's awful!
35:46I've just...
35:52Anyway...
35:52What?
35:54We need to talk about Lauren.
35:56Why do we need to talk about me?
35:57Because we want to be here for you, Lauren.
35:59Well, you have been.
36:00We are.
36:00And you are.
36:01Because look at where I am.
36:02Couldn't be here for us any more.
36:04Like, honestly, Lauren, and I don't think people tell you this enough, I wasn't going to get much...
36:08Oh, God, don't!
36:10Don't!
36:11Like, you really are, like, an amazing person.
36:15I couldn't have been through what you've been through and still be as kind as you are.
36:20Lauren has always been there for me, so I am so happy I can finally be here for Lauren when
36:25she needs us the most.
36:27Like, you are so beautiful, so kind, so loyal, so intelligent.
36:36Intelligent?
36:36I can't...
36:36That's it.
36:38It's just...
36:39Like, you just...
36:40I cannot wait for you to go to this next stage of your life and look back and think,
36:45wow, this, like, I should have did this sooner.
36:48I love you.
36:50Love you.
36:51I don't want to look back any more and I just want to look forward to the future.
36:55And I know that's going to be so much easier with Charlotte by my side.
36:59Cheers to the future, guys.
37:00Gremlin won now.
37:02Cheers to the future.
37:03Cheers to the future.
37:03Cheers.
37:08Hola, España!
37:17Look, it's here.
37:19Here.
37:20Good girl.
37:22Do you like it?
37:23Do you like it?
37:24Do you like it?
37:25It's nice to capitalize on this time.
37:27Oh, look, she's looking at you.
37:31Me and the girls, we have such a laugh when Charlotte's not there.
37:35Keep doing it.
37:39Do it again.
37:50I don't think you should be doubting. You're getting absolutely shit faces.
37:53Listen, I'll tell you one thing.
37:55I'm on a girls' night out. You've been invited this night out.
37:59You don't tell me what to do.
38:02I'll drink yours.
38:03Go on, then.
38:09Oh, for God's sake, she's burping now.
38:11Just, listen, I'm comfortable at the table with my family members.
38:15You'll be ill in the morning.
38:16You're tired now, aren't you?
38:19Yeah.
38:20She is seriously tired.
38:22I'll take you up to Bobo's, OK?
38:23Yeah.
38:25Oh, you're giving me the best cuddles, don't you, my girl?
38:28Eh?
38:28I love you so much.
38:30Do you want to punch?
38:30Let's go. I want to go now. I'm sick of it here.
38:32She needs to dance it.
38:33I want to dance and let it out.
38:36Oh, my God.
38:38Let's do a runner.
38:39Everyone does it once in their life.
38:44Ha-ha!
38:45Woo-hoo-hoo!
38:47I can't describe the feeling, but a lot of mothers will understand.
38:51Girls' night!
38:54Woo-hoo!
38:56She shouldn't be allowed out.
38:57The feeling of having complete freedom and nothing in your mind.
39:03Oh, Jakey!
39:05Shut up, Jakey!
39:07You're going to wake the kids up. Stop it!
39:09Now!
39:11Everyone's got to let their hair down once in a while,
39:13especially with everything I've had on my plate recently.
39:17Oh, Jakey!
39:18It's just fucking mortal.
39:21Jesus Christ, look what's going on here.
39:23Where's this going to go now?
39:25Charlotte G Show is back in the building though, you gentlemen.
39:27Look, my, my, my.
39:27You want to know what Jake's nickname is?
39:29They don't need to hear this.
39:31His nickname is Volcano Dick!
39:35Woo!
39:38And when it erupts, you better be scared!
39:42Ladies and gentlemen, the mother of my children is Charlotte Crosby.
39:46Hands!
39:48Silver up!
39:52Welcome to the party, pal!
39:55This Spanish adventure has been amazing.
40:00And I'm going to pack all of these good vibes into my suitcase
40:04and take them back to the UK with us.
40:07Only good vibes from here on out.
40:09Yay!
40:10It's like our wedding!
40:27We've gotten back from Spain and it's been a really tough couple of weeks.
40:32We've had some devastating news.
40:35My mum was just about to go on holiday and she had a mark on her face
40:39that was getting bigger.
40:41She went to see a specialist and she found out that it is skin cancer.
40:45We've been here before.
40:48Just to hear that word so soon after our breast cancer is just so sad.
40:55I had a bit of a shock.
40:57I went to the hospital three hours before I was to board a plane.
41:02Found out I have skin cancer on my face.
41:06Certainly not what I really wanted to hear either.
41:10Because I do actually wear fucked 50.
41:14But obviously gutted.
41:16I don't normally talk about stuff like this.
41:18I didn't really talk about my breast cancer very much.
41:21But this has really rocked me and shocked me.
41:24So I feel like it's something I should say and make people aware of.
41:29Because you have to be careful.
41:32There's nothing left to say.
41:38I am feeling really crap.
41:41My mum is the most amazing mum.
41:44Like, she's the most amazing nanny.
41:45I can't ever imagine her not being around to, like, just be there for us all.
41:51Hi, Jake.
41:52What's going on?
41:53I'm watching that video my mum's posted.
41:55Have you seen it?
41:55No.
41:56What is she saying?
41:57So, she's basically just went onto our Instagram to tell everyone
42:02that she's found that she's got skin cancer.
42:05Oh, really?
42:11This is absolutely awful news, right?
42:14She had skin cancer before our breast cancer.
42:17She has to get it checked, right, to see what grade it is.
42:21And then going off what grade it is, she'll either have a chemical peel
42:24or they'll have to do a skin graft.
42:26Can't be able to see her go through that again, because that was hard on her.
42:29Oh, don't.
42:30That was a really awful time.
42:32We're obviously all shocked, upset.
42:37Like, we all wish that this hadn't happened.
42:40For her, it's just crap to hear that word again.
42:51This is skin cancer.
42:52How are you feeling, then, about it all?
42:54I'm trying not to think about it, if I'm honest.
42:58Oh, God.
42:59I'm getting really emotional.
43:01I work so fucking hard on this.
43:04Honestly, it just means so much.
43:11I work so hard on this one.
43:12I can't even see her.
43:15I'm getting emotional.
43:18I'm getting emotional.
43:20I'm getting emotional.
43:35I'm getting emotional.
43:49We'll see you next time.
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