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00:09This programme contains highly offensive language
00:11and references to graphic sexual encounters.
00:18Pixie's four months old now, and honestly,
00:21going from one baby to two babies has been a proper rollercoaster.
00:26Oh, my God, yes!
00:27How's it been with Jake? Awful.
00:30We're arguing all the time.
00:32I can really feel a different sort of strain on me and Jake
00:36since Pixie came along.
00:38I've got to go to Australia, right?
00:40I think me and Jake need a bit of space.
00:44We are in Australia, and I honestly have to pinch myself.
00:49I absolutely love the fact we get to make, like,
00:52some lovely memories when we come on your work trips.
00:54It is good.
00:55It is so good being here.
00:57I feel like I've left all of my problems back home in the UK.
01:07Part of me thinks I've shocked Charlotte.
01:12And I don't know if she's happy or not that I've turned up.
01:14It does really get me down, right?
01:17Oh, don't cry, you.
01:19It's so hard to deal with things like that in my head.
01:21Don't cry, honestly, it's fine.
01:22I just feel overwhelmed.
01:24Like, I am at work as well, do you know what I mean?
01:26Like, I'm trying to balance two, not just one, but two TV shows.
01:31Oh, God.
01:35I can't believe that we're arguing again.
01:38Like, is there a future?
01:40I actually feel so nervous going into this meal with Jake.
01:44We've never had a rocky patch in our relationship.
01:46This seems something that we might not even come back from.
01:57You haven't smiled in a while.
02:08I'm off to make Jake for dinner and I'm really, really nervous.
02:13Our whole future and our family rests on how this conversation goes.
02:22Hello. Hello, Jay. How are you?
02:25I'm good.
02:26I really want to fix the broken parts of our relationship.
02:30However, I am extremely nervous and we don't fix it
02:34and we dig a deeper hole for ourselves.
02:37Oh, I've got you your favourite drink of all time.
02:40A nice, delicious ice-cold water.
02:43That's cute.
02:52Where shall we start?
02:55Well, I would like to start by saying sorry for walking off.
02:59It got a bit much for me.
03:03I think the best way to go about this is just be the bigger person,
03:09hold your hands up, say you're sorry.
03:11I don't want it to get any worse.
03:13I do want to fix it.
03:14I was gutted because I honestly would have left
03:16so that you could have a lovely day with the girls,
03:18cos you...
03:20I know, but from my point of view, I did want to be there,
03:22don't get me wrong, I really wanted to be there with the girls.
03:24But I just had some news.
03:32So, what I think I first need to explain to you is never in a million years
03:37would I want you to feel like you've flown to the other side of the world
03:41and you're just not, like, no-one's really excited.
03:45Like, I am so excited to see you and, like, I do want you here.
03:49But at the minute, I'm already feeling overwhelmed at working for Aussie Shaw,
03:54then looking after Alba and Pixie, also making sure my mum's OK.
03:58And then when you arrive, it's like, oh, OK, now I've got to save my relationship as well.
04:02It's like, that's a big, plateless thing.
04:04The thing is, if you'd have just been open and honest with me
04:06and said, listen, I'm overwhelmed with you being here,
04:09and I'd have gone, listen, I'm also here for the girls as well.
04:11I've not flown over to save our relationship.
04:13I've also come over to see my two little cherubs.
04:20If you'd have said, I can't do all this, I'd have been like,
04:22it's no problem, you go to work, you film this show,
04:24I'll happily go and take the girls out for the day,
04:26cos I've not really spent time with Pixie.
04:28No, but I should have just said that to you without worrying about your feelings,
04:32cos instead I was keeping that inside,
04:35and then it was making us probably come across really, like, zapped and, like...
04:38But listen, I understand.
04:40I should have flipped the coin and gone,
04:42well, what's the pros and what's the cons of coming in?
04:44I just thought, dead excited, I'll get there and, like, you know,
04:47do you know what I mean?
04:48I didn't really think, will it add any pressure?
04:51Like, could it make anything worse?
04:52I didn't think of them side of things.
04:54Now you can understand why maybe I was so overwhelmed.
04:59Absolutely. I get it, I understand it.
05:01Like, especially now that I've had time to think and digest the whole situation.
05:05Jake has been so emotionally aware and mature in this situation
05:10and he's finally realising why I have been acting the way I have
05:15and why I have been struggling.
05:18And this conversation has reminded us why we work so well in the first place.
05:23I love you, right? I love you from the bottom of my heart.
05:27You're an amazing father, you're an amazing fiancée, you're caring, you're kind,
05:32you're so thoughtful flying over to Australia.
05:34I don't ever want to lose you.
05:37There's a hue in the sky
05:40God, man.
05:43Having that argument at the Crocodile Park,
05:45it was the best thing that ever happened to us.
05:47Yeah.
05:47Let's just look at the future and all of the things we've got to be really grateful for.
05:55Fresh start, new beginnings.
05:58I love you.
05:59Love you.
05:59I want to be with you ever.
06:00And I cannot wait to marry you.
06:02I love you too.
06:03Cheers.
06:04Cheers, my love.
06:05And I can't wait to marry you.
06:06But that's far away.
06:08We'll have another baby before that.
06:11What?
06:24We both have to agree that it was a really sticky situation.
06:28Looking back at you now, probably shouldn't have come.
06:30What's done is done and we've moved forward.
06:33Absolutely.
06:33Here we are.
06:34In love.
06:37Mmm.
06:39What's that?
06:39Just some love glass.
06:41No one gets me the way that you do
06:43Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
06:45We got this, we got this
06:48Pixie, we're moving house today.
06:52I cannot believe the day is finally here
06:55where I leave this house for good.
06:58This has been my home for the last ten years.
07:06Realistically, I'm not going to wear them again.
07:09Why do I hold on to them?
07:10Right, what are they?
07:11Oh, I'm going to hold on to them.
07:12I've decided.
07:13Why?
07:14Because I think there could be a time.
07:17What the hell are they?
07:20Oh, hold on to them.
07:21You've not got a pair like that.
07:23I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a chaotic mess.
07:26Oh.
07:27Not another pair.
07:28I'd definitely hold on to that, honestly.
07:30Listen, this one's different.
07:31I'll hold on to them because the other two might go missing.
07:34When it comes to packing, Jake is a militant, organised perfectionist.
07:40Charlotte, you need to be more ruthless.
07:42No, no, I need these.
07:43If you'd have seen me, you'd have been like, ow.
07:45This one's got actually a tailored detail down the centre.
07:48Whoa, God.
07:49Like, we'd know the difference on a black pant.
07:52Yeah, Charlotte likes to keep hold of things.
07:56I'm not a hoarder.
07:57Yes, you are.
07:58What?
07:59Surely not another pair.
08:00The last three pairs I've showed you...
08:02Fucking hell.
08:03...are all different materials.
08:05But they're all the same black pant.
08:07One was a jogger, one was a tailored, this is a linen.
08:11I've not noticed the difference between one of them and no-one else would.
08:14To Jake's man-eye, it might look like they're all the same.
08:18But all of these trousers are for completely different occasions.
08:22One's for casual.
08:24One's for dressing up.
08:26One's for that time of the month when everything needs to be a bit more loosey-goosey.
08:30One's for when I'm feeling like a skinny queen.
08:33I'm keeping them all.
08:37MUSIC
08:43Have you found this move stressful, Jake?
08:46I have a little bit.
08:47I haven't.
08:47I've actually enjoyed it.
08:49I've found every stage exciting.
08:50I've never moved house before.
08:52This is my first ever time.
08:53We won't be doing it again.
08:55No, I will.
08:56The next time I move, I'll be into a care room.
08:58Listen, I've had some great times in this house,
09:00but I think what's really tarnished it is, like, the last six months,
09:04obviously with the break-in and what I went through mentally.
09:17Leaving this house is a massive weight off my shoulders.
09:21It's sort of closing the door on it and hopefully I can move on and be at one with myself
09:27and not go to bed at night panicking and worrying.
09:36I am so excited to make new memories in the new family house.
09:40I know. I'm so excited.
09:42I've actually never moved in with anyone.
09:45Like, every time I've had a house or an apartment, it's been mine.
09:49I know.
09:50Like, you're the same, obviously it's just yours.
09:52And this is ours now.
09:53So, like, we're officially moving in, like...
09:56Never.
09:57It's ours.
09:57I'm so excited. I just want to get there now.
09:59I do.
10:00Come on, then. Let's go.
10:01Right, come on.
10:01Bye, bedroom.
10:24We're in the new house and I am so excited about talking interior.
10:31I'm excited for this, you know.
10:32Right, hold on.
10:34This is big.
10:35This house is going to be like you've walked into a boutique hotel in Mykonos.
10:40There's a lot of money going into this room.
10:42There's a lot of time.
10:43There's a lot of me looking at fucking colour charts.
10:46This is gonna be amazing.
10:50Right, ready?
10:50One.
10:52Two.
10:52Two.
10:53Three.
10:54And open the door.
10:56Oh, no, no.
11:05Can't even enjoy it!
11:07We need to pick a carpet. You're all right.
11:10We do need to pick a carpet.
11:12Listen, we are still very far from the end goal
11:16of the Mykonos Boutique Hotel,
11:18but I have the vision, so I can remain positive
11:22and know where we are going to end up.
11:48MUSIC PLAYS
11:50When do you think these noises will end?
11:53I go to bed with that in my ears, I wake up with it in my ears,
11:56probably never at this rate.
11:58I will say, this is a lot to take on,
12:01as well as the fact I've got a book launch,
12:04all of my stuff with Peppa and the two kids.
12:08It's just a lot.
12:21MUSIC PLAYS
12:22My girl, I know!
12:25I'm sorry it was just too loud in there for you.
12:28Come on, you can come to this bit, it's quieter upstairs.
12:31It's quieter.
12:33Things are getting a little bit intense at the house.
12:36It is a building site.
12:38It's starting to get a little bit dangerous
12:40and we do have two small children.
12:42Joe?
12:43Yeah?
12:43Will you be all right just to not ping the nail gun
12:46for a couple of minutes?
12:47Just because we've got the baby coming up.
12:49Is that all right?
12:50She might get a shot.
12:51She's got a little shot.
12:52She's only got little ears.
12:53So we've made the decision to move out,
12:56hopefully not for long.
12:57Now, we're looking at hotels,
12:59but in the meantime,
13:00our best friends, Adam and Jamie,
13:02have offered us to go out to their villa in Spain
13:04and stay with them.
13:07We're off to Spain.
13:08See yous later.
13:10We're going to Spain.
13:15We're going to Spain.
13:16We're going to Spain.
13:18We're going to Spain.
13:19We're going to Spain.
13:19Pixie, your turn.
13:28Jamie and Adam are my bestest friends
13:31and my closest friends.
13:32They are the godparents to both Pixie and Alba.
13:37Wait.
13:37Wait.
13:38Go.
13:39Wow.
13:40The last time you guys saw us
13:42would have been the Maldives
13:43for the gender reveal.
13:44Go!
13:48It's going to be another little Alba.
13:49How amazing though.
13:51Oh, Dave.
13:52Now, we're lucky enough to be godparents
13:54to both Alba and Pixie.
13:56Yeah.
13:57The best job in the world, that one.
13:58Yeah, definitely.
13:59Are you going to go to bed?
14:00I'm going to get some sun cream.
14:02Some sun cream?
14:04Okay.
14:05Sun cream.
14:06Oh, oh, oh.
14:07We absolutely love being out here in Spain
14:09with the girls and of course Charlotte and Jake.
14:12Yeah, it's been amazing,
14:12but we've got a really big secret to tell them.
14:15However, we need to keep it to ourselves
14:16just for a little longer.
14:17Hi everyone again.
14:20Hi everyone again.
14:21Are you going to go to sleep now?
14:22Yes.
14:23How are you?
14:24This trip has been just what we all needed.
14:27Any chance we get to spend with Adam and Jamie,
14:29especially if that means that Alba gets to be all over them
14:33for a full week.
14:34We are going to take it.
14:36We also figured that while we were there
14:38we could check on the progress of our Spanish villa
14:40and hopefully get the paperwork done.
14:43Hopefully we'll have one home that's ready soon.
14:56So we've come back from Spain, which was really, really good,
14:59but our house still isn't ready.
15:02So we've had to check into a local hotel
15:04and Jake's had to go back to work,
15:06so it's just me and the girls.
15:08When are you going back to the house?
15:10I physically can't go back now
15:12because the whole staircase has been ripped out.
15:15Is there anything finished?
15:17No.
15:17I said we need to be back here in a week and a half
15:21and they said they're confident that the stairs will be back in
15:25and we'll be able to get in.
15:26Charlotte thinks the work will be quite quick.
15:28I don't think that at all because she's not in the house
15:31so nobody is looking after the whole organisation.
15:35So I think this will drag on
15:36and I think she'll be out of the house a lot longer than she thinks.
15:40Good, I'll say.
15:41Oh, oh!
15:42Albert, really?
15:44No, don't do that cos that's not good now.
15:47It's unkind behaviour.
15:49No, Albert. Albert!
15:51Albert is going through so many big changes.
15:54Having a new little sister who she's now having to share
15:57all the attention with is going to be hard enough by itself,
16:02let alone everything else that's going on in our lives.
16:05Right, we'll come back.
16:06Oh!
16:07She's hating on you so bad.
16:09She hates us out of the minute.
16:11Is it me?
16:11Like, am I giving them both enough attention?
16:14It's just hard.
16:15I feel like every mother must feel this way when they have a new child.
16:20Like, these feelings of guilt for their first child,
16:24it's just really hard to navigate.
16:29Oh!
16:31Oh!
16:31Oh!
16:35Honestly, it has been a shit few days without Jake being here.
16:40We are struggling not being in a routine, struggling not being at home in our own beds.
16:49Huh?
16:50Shall we just go out?
16:51Yeah.
16:52It's two.
16:53It's a no-go in there.
16:55I'm just glad that my mum's here to look after Pixie,
16:59so I can get out with Lauren, even if it is just in the restaurant,
17:03downstairs, to have some adult conversation.
17:06What's happening in the new house?
17:09The new house?
17:10I don't know what I'm doing.
17:11I think I'm having a midlife crisis.
17:13Oh, no.
17:15Why?
17:15It's making us sad how, like, upside down everything is.
17:21Like, that's killing us.
17:22Sounds so stupid.
17:24God, I felt a bit upset there.
17:25I don't know why.
17:26But, like, Alba was going, I don't like these pillows.
17:29I'm a little girl.
17:30I need my little pillows.
17:31And it's because the hotel pillows are so high.
17:34Oh, wow.
17:34And then I was thinking, she just...
17:35She just wants that own bed.
17:37She wants to just, like, be in her own bed and have her own routine.
17:40Then I felt like such a fucking arsehole.
17:42I just needed to hurry up because it's just breaking me heart now.
17:46Like, she just...
17:47She must be so out of sorts.
17:49Yeah, but you've got a bit, like...
17:51But I'm losing me temper on her and it's killing us.
17:54Like, she's out of sorts, so then she's attacking Pixie.
17:57But I think you lose your patience
18:00because you've got so much to do.
18:03Charlotte's always been someone that does a million things at once.
18:06I honestly don't know how she does it.
18:08I don't know how she gets by.
18:10I've never heard the words, I'm overwhelmed,
18:11come out of Charlotte's mouth.
18:13I think Charlotte enjoys being overwhelmed.
18:16Having kids is hard, you know.
18:18I know.
18:19And I think people just expect it to be, like, all sunshine and roses.
18:23You know, it's just hard.
18:25Mm.
18:25One day, you won't need a parent as hard.
18:30I don't know, like...
18:32Your mum's still parents quite hard.
18:34LAUGHTER
18:35And you're 35.
18:37True.
18:38Honestly, going from one to two children has been such a big change
18:43and I don't think the fact that we've literally been travelling the world,
18:47living out of hotels, has made it any easier.
18:51Or the fact that Jake hasn't been around for most of it.
18:54I'm just hoping that, at one point, things are going to get easier.
19:01Other than the house being, like, a demolition site,
19:04everything else is going really good.
19:06And the book launched.
19:08I can't believe I'm sat with an author.
19:10Because you're a proper book reader,
19:12so, like, it's quite an easy read, but good.
19:16Do you know that I've got a book club?
19:18We've been talking...
19:20We've been talking about your book in the book club.
19:22Oh, really have you?
19:23Yeah. Who's the book club?
19:24I've just got a little broadcast chat on Instagram.
19:26LAUGHTER
19:37You excited to go swimming?
19:39Even though we're moving out and everything's a bit chaotic,
19:42I am so dead set on keeping Alba's routine.
19:46What are you doing, bubba?
19:49Having a little nap?
19:51OK.
19:52You can only have a little one, though,
19:54cos we don't have long.
19:55We've only got 15 minutes till we get to swimming.
19:57But if you want to rest your eyes, you can, OK, my love?
20:00She goes swimming once a week,
20:02she goes to nursery three days a week,
20:04and I don't want that to change too much,
20:06because there's just so many big changes happening in Alba's life.
20:13Alba absolutely loves swimming.
20:15She loves her swimming teacher,
20:17she loves being in the water,
20:18she's just your typical water baby,
20:20she's in her element.
20:22Do you think you could swim that way to Mummy by yourself?
20:25Oh, yes!
20:26Right, now, arms and legs, arms and legs,
20:28arms and legs, arms and legs, arms and legs.
20:32I love my time where it's just me and Alba so much,
20:37not just because I love getting these moments now that Pixie's come along,
20:41but because I switch off from work, from the renovation,
20:46from any stress, it just melts away.
20:50I love you!
20:51I love you!
20:51It's cute!
20:53Alba has grown up so fast.
20:56Honestly, I can't talk about it, cos I'll cry.
21:01I just wish you'd stop for just one year,
21:04just don't get any bigger, just stay that age.
21:08I suppose you do stay that age for one year.
21:10For five.
21:12For five years, just stay two, because it's just so lovely.
21:18I just always want to be that person who she always goes to.
21:23And I suppose I still always go to my mum,
21:26so hopefully she'll still go to me.
21:30Oh, Alba!
21:31Big high fives!
21:40Here we go.
21:41There's our tea.
21:43Have you ever played golf?
21:45Not, you know.
21:47I've had a full-on few days,
21:50and I need to let off a little bit of steam.
21:52With our Reece coming over,
21:54it'd be good just to go out, play a bit of golf
21:58and have a bit of a laugh with him.
21:59Searching and looking
22:01But the only thing I find
22:04Is my man saying he's coming up
22:06And he knows just where we've been
22:09Fucking hell!
22:17Very good.
22:18Tell you what golf is good for,
22:21and I've not thought about much whilst I've been here.
22:23Go on.
22:23Mental health.
22:25Honestly, I've had so much fun on this little hole there already.
22:28Yeah.
22:28Like, do you know what I mean?
22:29Like, I've actually not thought about work.
22:31Thought about anything, any stresses, any struggles.
22:34I don't know about you, yeah,
22:36but when I stress about one thing,
22:38It's like a switch for me to think about everything else.
22:42Yeah.
22:42And then, like, when I go home,
22:43It's like, what's up with you?
22:44I'm like, nothing.
22:45There is a big stigma in men.
22:48Mental health opening up,
22:50And I'm probably not the best advert for it,
22:54Because I do keep a lot in.
22:55Erm, I do internally suffer.
22:59Erm, and that's my own fault,
23:01Because I know I should talk.
23:02But I should really say this is up with me.
23:04Well, you just need to speak for,
23:05And it's the stigma with men, innit?
23:07Like, we just don't speak.
23:09So, Reece has always been a good listener.
23:11He doesn't say too much.
23:13He just absorbs what you're saying,
23:14And then delivers some,
23:16Some goodness at the end.
23:18Make sure you're talking.
23:19Yeah.
23:19And even if you need to ring me,
23:21Just have a little natter.
23:22A problem shed is a problem harper.
23:23Do you know what I mean?
23:24And that's just...
23:25It's just a famous saying, innit?
23:27Is it?
23:27That's just the way to look at it.
23:28Like, you just feel a weight off your shoulders
23:30When you talk about it.
23:32It is hard to talk,
23:33And, you know,
23:34With me living in the North East,
23:36There's not many people I have around me,
23:38On a day-to-day basis,
23:39I can sort of open up to.
23:42I definitely should talk and open up more.
23:44I really should.
23:44This to win this.
23:46Oh, my God.
23:50Yes!
23:51What are you doing?
23:52Dickhead!
23:54What have you got off me?
23:55What have you got off me now?
23:56I'll have two Heinecans, please, sir.
23:58No, it's one bae.
24:00Well done, dickhead.
24:01Thank you very much.
24:03The only sport you gave me out is that.
24:05I see the sun shining bright
24:08Ain't a cloud in the sky
24:10It's a good day
24:12Ah, the calf shot.
24:15Today is a really massive promotion day
24:19For my brand-new fiction book.
24:21And this is the day
24:22That was always in the diary
24:23So us not having a home to go to
24:25Does not warrant
24:26The whole day having to change.
24:29I have always wanted to write a fiction book
24:31But I never was going to do it
24:33Until I got approached
24:35And then I was like,
24:36OK, I'll definitely do it.
24:37I love being busy.
24:40I've basically done everything now
24:42Apart from my own perfume.
24:44I'll do that when I get married
24:46Cos I'd like to create a scent
24:48That I'll wear on my wedding day.
24:51Another goal is to start in a film.
24:54Gotta tell Shane, my agent, hold on
24:56Cos Shane, my agent in Australia
24:58Got Ricky on that fucking film.
25:01Shane, you know how you got Ricky on that film
25:04In Australia?
25:05Why can't I be in a film?
25:07I've got no idea what's planned for today.
25:10I just know that we've got a good team
25:12So it's gonna be
25:15And it's gonna look amazing.
25:23Before I head to the studio
25:24I'm gonna swing by and check in on my mum
25:26And let her have a little look
25:28At the next bestseller.
25:31Mum!
25:32Hi, Sean.
25:33You know I've got a copy of the book here.
25:35Is that dedicated to me?
25:37No.
25:37It's actually dedicated to myself.
25:41Oh.
25:41I thought you might want a raid of it.
25:43Really?
25:45Yeah.
25:46I could do that.
25:49Just this tiny bit?
25:51Yeah.
25:53His fingers are in my pants
25:54And they're doing something unidentifiable
25:58But delicious.
26:00I find I'm panting once it...
26:03What is it?
26:04A porno?
26:05What the fuck is it?
26:07I'm not reading any more of this, Charlotte
26:09Thought you'd wrote a nice book
26:12This is awful, this
26:16It's just that you should have Charlotte Crosby porno
26:19Awful
26:20Is it all like that?
26:22No, there's some nice bits
26:24Is there?
26:25I'm being a bit misled to what kind of book it was really
26:28Because I thought it was sort of like a nice fiction story
26:31I mean, I just don't know if that book's for me, if I'm honest
26:33Gary certainly would not be reading that book
26:36He'd probably hit her over the head with it
26:37Honestly
26:38But this book's pissed on you
26:39It's better not be
26:41It is
26:42Better not be
26:43It's pissed on your younger years
26:45Don't be so stupid
26:46You don't even know about half of my younger years
26:49Obviously, when I did this book
26:51The target audience wasn't me, ma'am
26:53It was like
26:54Girls who like
26:55To get a bit saucy with books
26:57My mum
26:58Is nearly a pensioner
27:00Who I don't want to get saucy with anything
27:03So please
27:04No one sell her a copy of this book
27:07I've apparently got babysitting duties booked in
27:10When?
27:11For the book tour
27:12Yeah, you do have to babysit then actually
27:14Because I can't take the girls
27:16Not with Alba with all that playing up-ness
27:18Oh, she's still playing up with me
27:20It's just a terrible tooth, ma'am
27:22Honestly
27:22I'm still traumatised if I've ripped my hair out
27:25Alba's nothing like Charlotte
27:27Because Charlotte just used to sleep all the time
27:29Alba's just ripping round
27:31Yeah
27:32Just destroying
27:33Very active
27:34Very active
27:35I think Alba's a bit more intelligent if I'm honest
27:37I think Alba's nearly as intelligent as Charlotte is now
27:41Yeah
27:43But listen, don't you stress
27:45That you've been stressed enough?
27:47Oh, I'm just sick
27:48I'm tired
27:49I just like you
27:50I want to be in me house
27:51And I want to stop
27:52Like just come to work
27:53Do your job
27:53Why did we both decide to renovate houses at the same time?
27:57Well, you're not physically doing yours
27:58I am
27:59And all I seem to do is go to work
28:00Go to bed and go to the house
28:02I'm sick of it
28:03I just want to go to work
28:04Go home and enjoy
28:05You're not really living your life
28:06I'm not living no fucking life
28:08I think we're both a bit all over at the minute, aren't we?
28:19Yeah
28:19Yeah, that's what it would look like on the phone
28:21Oh, this looks like a sex dungeon
28:25That looks gorgeous
28:27Right, okay
28:29Just see what I look like on the screen
28:31It's all going on today
28:33We've got the publishers here all the way from London
28:35We've got Angus, my amazing videographer
28:38We've got Becky
28:39And this is the first day I can fully focus on the book
28:42I'm actually really excited
28:44Oh, Albert just said a voice and a good look with your book, Mama, listen
28:47Because it was a book, Mom!
28:51Yeah, I'm rolling up
28:53Hi, everyone
28:54I'm Charlotte Crosby
28:56And today is a special day
28:58You lot are very, very lucky
29:00Because I'm about to read you a very saucy part of my book
29:07The thing is, I've done out loud reading, obviously, at school
29:12Like, very tame books
29:14It's my first time reading out loud, pure erotica
29:18So, bear with me
29:19I might go a little red
29:22My book, it's like a romantic, spicy, that's what they call these books
29:28With lots of sex scenes in
29:29Like, really funny, light-hearted
29:35Fiction book
29:37Like, about a group of people in their 20s
29:41Who've been on a reality show
29:43And it's like, everything what happens behind the scenes
29:47I laugh
29:49Louder than I usually would
29:51Seeing his erection growing
29:55Oh!
29:57I can't do it
30:00OK, hold on, I'm doing it again, I'm doing it again, right
30:02I'm just gonna act like I am a porn star
30:06Right
30:08I laugh
30:09Louder than I usually would
30:11Seeing his erection growing
30:13You think that's going to impress me?
30:16I've had so much bigger...
30:20This laugh is a nervous laugh
30:22This is a laugh where I'm like
30:25I feel really embarrassed
30:26I'm going really red
30:28How do I distract from the fact
30:29I feel like I want the ground to swallow me up?
30:33Don't think I can
30:35It's so hard to read out a sex scene
30:38How is it this hard?
30:40And why am I embarrassed?
30:41I'm from Geordie Shaw
30:43Right, OK
30:44Like, it's an intimate thing
30:46Like, you don't talk about them things out loud
30:48Listen, in Geordie Shaw I used to
30:50But not now
30:53It's...I'm on edge
30:54Like, when I'm reading the sex scenes
30:56It feels like I'm reading it to my mum and dad
31:00And it's really...it's got us really hot
31:02I'm dripping wet
31:02I've had to come get some fresh air
31:04I think I'll not read a sex scene next
31:06It's too hard that one
31:07The boot knee slipped out my hand
31:09I was that sweaty
31:11That was good
31:12Really good
31:13Nice
31:23Nice
31:24Where are you sitting?
31:25It's not fair
31:26Oh, hi
31:27Ah!
31:29Come in!
31:31Hello!
31:32Hello!
31:33Hi!
31:34Hi!
31:34We invited Jamie and Adam to come over to see the house
31:37But there's actually no house for them to see
31:40So they're just going to have to come to the hotel instead
31:42Hi!
31:43Hi!
31:44Hello, Albert, hello
31:45So lovely to see you
31:46Hi!
31:47Do you know what I'm going to do?
31:48Throw you on a bed
31:49Hi!
31:50Hi!
31:52Is that funny?
31:53Hi, guys
31:53Hi, how are we?
31:55I'm good, how are you?
31:55Don't get up for anything, you know?
31:57So what's going on?
31:57This is hectic as hell
31:59Yeah, what's new?
31:59Yeah, welcome to our new life
32:00We were meant to come to the house today
32:02Yeah, we decided to move in to move out to never move back in again
32:05Thanks, Charlotte, for ripping a perfectly good house apart
32:07This is absolutely chaos, very typical Charlotte
32:10But we have to come, we have to do this today
32:11Because we've got something really amazing to tell them
32:14It just feels so special
32:15I know how much they've wanted this for us
32:17And also the fact that we're godfathers to Alba and Pixie
32:20This is just going to be such an emotional, special moment
32:24We thought we'd meet in the other house today
32:25So we bought a little housewarming gift for you
32:27A lot of thought has gone into it, so you have to concentrate
32:30Where is it?
32:31It's over there, I'll get it for you
32:33It's only a little something, so like...
32:35I think you'll think it's funny
32:36A lot of thought has gone into it
32:37Yes
32:38I'm excited
32:39Yes
32:39That shit's off
32:40This is your present
32:41When your mummy comes
32:43What?
32:44Careful, it's a bit fragile in there
32:46Yeah
32:46It's quite fragile, you've got to be careful
32:47Really?
32:49Well can you hurry up and open it please?
32:52HE LAUGHS
32:53HE LAUGHS
32:57HE LAUGHS
33:00HE LAUGHS
33:01HE LAUGHS
33:01We're having a baby
33:01HE LAUGHS
33:03Are you joking me?
33:06HE LAUGHS
33:06HE LAUGHS
33:08So we've been in the process for nearly five years for having a baby
33:12And Charlotte has probably known for three
33:14Yeah
33:15So we've kind of not really been updating on anything
33:17It's been really difficult to keep it as a surprise from her
33:20Because she's been asking us questions during the process
33:23HE LAUGHS
33:24HE LAUGHS
33:24I have dreamt of this day
33:27Like, Jamie and I are one of my best friends
33:30And when I got pregnant
33:32And I had Alba
33:34HE LAUGHS
33:35I don't know, you just feel like there's this like...
33:37There is a certain shift
33:39What am I, chopped liver?
33:41HE LAUGHS
33:42HE LAUGHS
33:42You feel like you're on a different path to friends who don't have kids
33:47And I knew how much that Adam and Jamie, like, longed to have children
33:52And how their journey hasn't been straightforward
33:55And I just, I can't tell you
33:58Like, I've dreamt for the last three years
34:01Of when they're going to tell us that this is happening
34:05Oh, my God!
34:07So we're basically 13 weeks
34:09January?
34:10What day?
34:12The 11th January
34:13Oh, my God, are you joking?
34:16I can't believe that our babies are going to grow up together
34:21And literally their baby is going to be only one year difference from Pixie
34:26Like, they're going to be so close
34:27Which is amazing, isn't it, Alba?
34:30What?
34:30Can you say congratulations?
34:33They're going to have a baby
34:34So...
34:35Oh, you...
34:37When...
34:37So I don't understand
34:38I've just wanted this so much
34:41Like, being a mum is like...
34:44My whole personality now
34:47And sometimes I feel like no-one can get that
34:50And now we're just all going to get that together
34:53So you knew the whole time we were spitting?
34:56Yeah
34:56Yeah
34:56We, um...
34:57Yeah, went for the scan at nine weeks, yeah
35:00So you went for the scan at nine weeks?
35:01I can't believe you
35:02But we've known since...
35:03We've known since day dot
35:04Because they have to put the embryo in
35:05So will you have to go over to America?
35:07Yeah
35:08This is...
35:08That's the only trip you see
35:09Oh!
35:10This is such special news, guys
35:12Well, because we've been trying for five years as well
35:14It's five years
35:14It's been a long time
35:16We're both super excited for Charlotte and Jake to be a huge part of our future child's life
35:20We're just incredible friends, like, more like family
35:22So we can't wait for us all to be able to go on a holiday and make amazing memories together
35:25Yeah
35:26Right, guys, honestly
35:28I don't mean to be rude
35:29I think yous all need to go now
35:31Because it's time that we did some celebrating
35:34Get the champagne out!
35:36Say bye to everyone out there
35:38Bye!
35:39Say night-night!
35:40Bye!
35:40Night-night!
35:50After the most amazing night and the most amazing news
35:53We've been brought straight back down to earth by being kicked out of the hotel because it's fully booked
35:57Still not being able to return home
36:00And now having nowhere to stay
36:02Because apparently every single hotel in the North East is fully booked
36:06Tonight, tomorrow night and the night after
36:10Well, what do you suggest?
36:11We can't go to the house
36:12They keep promising it's going to be done
36:14It's never done
36:14It's getting worse
36:17It's not getting better, the house
36:18The living room's currently got loads of tools in it
36:20I'm meant to be going back there on Thursday
36:23Monday, whatever
36:29I wish we never decided to get all this work done
36:32It was the worst decision you could have made with two kids
36:34It's not because when it's done, it's going to be so worth it
36:38Right, okay
36:38And the things that are worth...
36:40The things that are worth...
36:41Oh my God!
36:42It's a group hug!
36:43Oh my God!
36:44I'm not even going to carry on that sentence
36:45I can't even be arsed
36:46I'm not being funny, right?
36:48But my mum saying that this is the biggest mistake I've ever made means nothing to us
36:53Because I still remember the day that my mum said to me when I told her I was going on
36:59Geordie Shore
36:59This is the biggest mistake you'll ever make
37:02And who the fuck was wrong there then?
37:05Her
37:06So my mum knows nothing about mistakes
37:08Actually, my mistakes are my biggest triumphs
37:11So let's just not focus on that
37:13Let's find somewhere to stay
37:14Do you know you've got the Crowne Plaza, Newcastle?
37:17That's the one I say
37:18One of the main problems we're having at the minute is
37:20If we haven't got proper facilities to wash our Pixies bottles
37:24Yeah
37:25I'd do any clothes washing
37:27We should have a proper sink
37:27But I've literally been
37:28Or even like a washing machine to wash our clothes
37:31Oh
37:31I've been walking around these shorts for three days
37:35Yeah, so I get what you're saying
37:36But you're going to have to...
37:38And I know it's crap
37:39That one would have been perfect
37:41You know that's only £200 a night
37:43Oh, that one
37:43Surely they'd let us stay until 12
37:45Well, they've got a book in
37:46No, because it's a...
37:48You have to check out on the 11th
37:49Charlotte, you don't want to be going somewhere to go back out again a day
37:53You're causing yourself more fucking stress
37:55Unless...
37:56Unless...
37:58Unless...
37:59Right
37:59No, this is a good one
38:01Unless, ma'am
38:02We relieve you of your babysitting duties next week
38:06Can you do three days with these at yours?
38:09Oh, but so then I'm having them kids Friday Saturday
38:11She's in nursery on Friday though
38:13It's not magic
38:14I've got no way to sleep
38:15She has to sleep on a camp bed
38:15I'm sleeping on the set here
38:17We'll get you hotel for the night
38:18No, I can't leave Gaby
38:20Can't leave them with my dad
38:21Can't leave Gary?
38:22Can't leave...
38:22Oh, just take one with you and one...
38:24No, I can't do that
38:25That would save us money and stress
38:28I know Charlotte, it's a lot
38:29That three nights with your kids in a tiny house
38:32Well, she's in nursery for one of days
38:33And it's not like...
38:35And then not the week after
38:37But the week after I've got them
38:38Then the week after I've got them
38:40It's not
38:40The thing is, we can't get out of the hotel
38:42That's the problem
38:42But you can!
38:43I've just given you a couple of one
38:44You're just being too fucking fussy
38:46I want to go to the house
38:47Because the more I'm there
38:49The more I can do
38:50If I have the children
38:51I can't go to the house
38:53And I've had them for a few weekends
38:55So then
38:55I'm tired of having the kids
38:57And then I don't want to go to the house
38:58Because I'm too tired
38:59So it's a bit of a vicious circle at the minute
39:02And I am shattered
39:03I am absolutely shattered
39:05I just think it's too much
39:06You just have to find a hotel
39:08I know that I'm asking a lot
39:10But I honestly don't know how I'm going to manage this situation
39:13And we can't find anything for tonight or tomorrow
39:16I'm not happy
39:18She doesn't want to have you, Albert
39:20I'll have you when I'm in my house
39:22And I've got a home
39:23And I'm settled
39:24So I will not
39:25After a second
39:25You've worked for me when?
39:26I'll be telling her
39:27You could deserve me
39:28Not at this rate Jake sees every weekend
39:31I've got these
39:31Wait, what's our other date?
39:33No, I don't
39:34There'll be no more dates, sorry
39:36What about if I have work?
39:37Jake left after
39:38What if I've got work?
39:39Well, I don't know
39:40I honestly don't think my mum realises
39:44Just how much I've got on my plate
39:46I've got two children
39:48Two very young children
39:50I don't have a house at the minute
39:52I'm currently renovating the house
39:54I run about four different businesses
39:57As well as doing all of my other work
39:59Like, I'm juggling so much
40:02I'm so stressed
40:03And I get that she's stressed too
40:04Cos she's also renovating the house
40:07But I don't think that
40:09I've been able to lean on her
40:12As much as I normally would
40:13Honestly, Charlotte
40:14I work here Monday to Friday
40:17I go to the house
40:18I can't even get there to paint
40:20To do anything
40:21I can't do any of it
40:22I'll pay for a paint
40:22No!
40:29Let's put the cameras down Cos
40:35As soon as Philemon ended
40:36Me and Charlotte had an almighty argument about having the kids
40:40I'd just lost it
40:41At the time I was feeding the baby
40:43I could have got the bottle and tossed it off her head
40:46I was just tired and again arguing about having kids
40:51We're both stressed
40:52We're both renovating houses
40:54She's staying somewhere really, really small at the minute
40:58And has been for the last year
40:59And even before that she was staying in my house
41:02So I don't feel like I've had much help from her
41:05With the girls in about two years
41:08We've not had one like that for ages
41:09And I just feel really awful
41:12I just feel like I didn't handle that very well at all
41:15Cos Charlotte's always right in Charlotte's eyes
41:27We're now in a service station car park
41:31We are still ringing around hotels
41:33It is now 7pm
41:35Thank God for these light nights
41:40I know, Baba
41:41No, no, we're just a family
41:43Stranded with nowhere to go
41:45We've got no home to live in
41:48We're currently renovating our house
41:49And we just need somewhere to stay
41:51Just for one night
41:52We're just so desperate
41:53Please, please, please
41:56We still have nowhere to stay
41:59We've been back up to the house
42:00To collect some more things
42:02There's no hotels
42:05It's graduation week
42:07So basically every hotel is completely booked
42:11So we're buggered
42:20Welcome to the party, pal
42:23Welcome to the party, pal
42:25Yes!
42:27Woohoo!
42:28She shouldn't be allowed out
42:29Today we are off to Manchester
42:31To start the book tour
42:34Jake, I can't even bother to do this the whole way
42:37Just pack it in, stop being a baby
42:38Please welcome Charlotte Crosby
42:42How do you think romance is experiencing such popularity at the moment?
42:46Everyone's horny
42:47It is so good to finally get the keys
42:51I actually can't believe it
42:52Woohoo!
42:53I have been so looking forward to this moment
42:59I'm nervous
42:59Alright
43:01You were nervous?
43:03That's like unheard of from you
43:05Well, I've got work
43:06Well, just leave then
43:07I mean, it's like I've been getting in trouble for going to work and having a job
43:09I'm here!
43:10Ah!
43:11Honestly, I just feel so overwhelmed
43:14I just feel like
43:14It's still an absolute bombsite
43:16I'll think about having to live in it
43:19I've got a tiny baby
43:20I've got a two-year-old
43:22I've got builders in my house every day
43:24I've got work coming out of my ears
43:27It is so hard
44:20Thank you
44:23Music
44:32You
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