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Full Episode of Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:19Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:51and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:56Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:15Stupid!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:21It could have been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:27What?
00:01:28No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42Alright, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:44You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:47This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:51And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:03And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:14Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:35It's been a while.
00:02:36You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:53Alice.
00:02:54Yo, Ally, quit drooling.
00:02:55Come on, that's gross.
00:02:56I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:00Uh-huh.
00:03:00And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:07I don't care, man.
00:03:08Alright?
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:12And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:14We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:16Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:18Catch you later, okay?
00:03:19Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21Alright, bye, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:35Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't wanna open
00:03:56it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:07That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:08Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I...
00:04:14Any signal?
00:04:15Somebody hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:18Why? What's on the email?
00:04:21Why? What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate? Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:28Because you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:36me.
00:04:37No, nothing. Nothing scandalous. I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:40Oh, good to see you.
00:04:45Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year. New city, new school.
00:04:51I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:52And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:14What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19No.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison. I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:27Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable, and more delicate. You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay. Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:45Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:47If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:54Yeah, um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:58Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in. Be aggressive. He loves them.
00:06:11Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's going to eat her live.
00:06:25Third door. Meeting room. Show them aggression. I got this.
00:06:38Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:06:42You, uh, lost, baby girl? Because, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46We lost, and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:54No! No!
00:06:57Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:00Whoa.
00:07:05Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:09Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:11Are you needing a salute?
00:07:15Back off.
00:07:33You looking for me?
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:38What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:40Brett? He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:45Who else could it be?
00:07:47Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:49You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:53Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:58Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:06It's alright.
00:08:07Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:11You are.
00:08:11You look thirsty.
00:08:20Hey, well, great.
00:08:21Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:23Put it down!
00:08:28Brother Sean.
00:08:29Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:30I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:31It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:44I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:49I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:51And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:55The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:19Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:23Unhinged.
00:09:23Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:26Kill me.
00:09:27No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:33What are you doing here?
00:09:36I am here to pick you up.
00:09:37Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end, like, four hours ago?
00:09:42Yes, it did.
00:09:43You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah.
00:09:46And whose fault is that?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:49Oh, crap.
00:09:50I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:53I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:55I must have missed your message. Sorry.
00:09:59Missed my message, sir?
00:10:01You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:08Just give it back.
00:10:09Whatever you...
00:10:10Hold on.
00:10:11You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:17You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:19He sleeps with everything that moves. Are you into that?
00:10:21We're doing a school project together.
00:10:23Ah, a school project.
00:10:24Yes!
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:35Chad is deleted.
00:10:36What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37Stop!
00:10:38They're already done.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:41Because that's not fair.
00:10:42Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:47So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:54Well, do what?
00:10:56I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:08Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:11This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:13The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:19I'm going to spontaneously combust.
00:11:23Make sure you are going to take my chance.
00:11:26This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:29My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Yes.
00:11:37Get harder.
00:11:40Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:42Are you all right?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45I need a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:50Ron is going to kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:55No, I just like...
00:12:03Oh, my God.
00:12:05Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:07I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:11You have double XL condoms, are you serious?
00:12:14Hey, I'll tell you what else.
00:12:15It's for growlups.
00:12:16Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:18They use your face.
00:12:20There's no way.
00:12:21That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:24What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:33Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:37You basically attacked me.
00:12:38I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:47Pathetic.
00:12:47I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:49I thought he'd kiss me back.
00:12:51I'm such an idiot.
00:12:53Forget I said anything.
00:12:54You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:57Now that you're my responsibility, we're going to sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:00Excuse me?
00:13:01There's going to be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:04No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:06And you're going to share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:09Are you insane?
00:13:10Who do you think you are?
00:13:11My father?
00:13:13My father?
00:13:17I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:22So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27We're roommates.
00:13:28And that means we're equals.
00:13:30And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:37And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:42sure that you're safe.
00:13:43Why don't you consider me your brother pro-max?
00:13:48Nope.
00:13:49Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:52No.
00:13:53Pro-max.
00:13:54Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58You're a problem with him.
00:13:59Yeah.
00:14:00This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:04First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:07Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:14You don't control what I do.
00:14:15You're going to do it.
00:14:29Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:33Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:40Lingerie? Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the slot.
00:14:47I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:50I'm your roommate.
00:14:51And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:53Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:21Oh my god, did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:28Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:38Thanks.
00:15:39At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:42You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:49Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:51Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:56Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:12I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:23Shit.
00:16:24I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:26Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:29What's the matter?
00:16:31No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:35She's stalling.
00:16:36She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:38You can't get a guy?
00:16:40You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you.
00:16:44Just give me a second.
00:16:55Hey, Allison.
00:16:56Yeah, I...
00:17:03That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:06But you're so thirsty.
00:17:08Lick it up.
00:17:14Lick it up.
00:17:23Brett?
00:17:26So, where are you?
00:17:28I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:29I, um...
00:17:31I lost a dare.
00:17:32Yeah?
00:17:34What kind of dare?
00:17:36I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:40Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:44a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:46Come on, Brett.
00:17:47Please, this is serious.
00:17:48Can you just come get me?
00:17:49No, Allison.
00:17:50You know what?
00:17:51You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:54Brett, please!
00:17:58How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:01He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:03You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:07I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:15Where do you think you're going?
00:18:16Grab her.
00:18:18Nope!
00:18:18Get off of me!
00:18:19You lost the dare.
00:18:21You paid the price.
00:18:24You need to loosen up.
00:18:26You couldn't get Brett to touch you.
00:18:27That's fine.
00:18:27We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:32No!
00:18:44What was that?
00:18:46Oh.
00:18:47Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:54Please!
00:18:55Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:57A dare is a dare.
00:18:58Stop fighting.
00:19:01I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:03Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:13Please!
00:19:13Please stop!
00:19:14Please!
00:19:15You're getting this?
00:19:16That's what gets used.
00:19:19Hey, asshole!
00:19:32Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Oh!
00:19:45Brett.
00:19:46This is a total overreaction.
00:19:48Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:50I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:52She's practically begging for it.
00:20:04You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:09And that goes for everybody.
00:20:11I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:13Does everybody understand that?
00:20:17Great.
00:20:17We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:21Yeah.
00:20:24You okay?
00:20:25Come on.
00:20:27Let's go.
00:20:35Hey!
00:20:35Hey!
00:20:36What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:39Sneaking out?
00:20:40Going to a place like this?
00:20:42What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:45What did you mean back there?
00:20:50Back where?
00:20:52And you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:57The literal meaning.
00:20:59I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:03I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:05And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09I know.
00:21:11Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:13Hey.
00:21:13Always causing trouble.
00:21:14Please, just put this out.
00:21:16Happy?
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:23Well, you know what?
00:21:23I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:26Like I'm desperate?
00:21:27No, that's not true.
00:21:28I know.
00:21:28Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:30Bullshit.
00:21:31You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:33These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:35And you don't need them.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:36I know.
00:21:36Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend, and I know that I'm a pathetic loser, and I know
00:21:41that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:43That's not true.
00:21:45Fuck Rita.
00:21:46Fuck everybody.
00:21:49Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:51I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:52I want to be liked.
00:21:54I want to be wanted.
00:21:54And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:21:58I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:00I'll always be there.
00:22:01So what does that mean?
00:22:03What does that mean for us?
00:22:05What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:08I'm losing my mind.
00:22:10I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:13All I can think, just this once.
00:22:17What?
00:22:21Just say it.
00:22:21Just say it.
00:22:22I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:25Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:27No.
00:22:28It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:30That is not true.
00:22:30Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:34Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:36I can't.
00:22:38You can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:42So you know what?
00:22:43Just forget it.
00:22:44Forget I said anything.
00:22:47I'm done begging you.
00:22:49I'm done.
00:22:50No, Allison.
00:22:50Allison, stop that.
00:22:53Yes.
00:22:58Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:03Why?
00:23:04Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:09It says that you have to stop.
00:23:13Please don't stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:35What are you doing, bro?
00:23:37We're hurting everything.
00:23:55What are you doing right now?
00:24:00Swear to God, guys.
00:24:02What are you doing right now?
00:24:03Talk to me.
00:24:03I FaceTimed Ron.
00:24:08What is he doing?
00:24:09Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:16Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:18Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:19What?
00:24:20Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:25So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there
00:24:28and beat your ass.
00:24:29It's...
00:24:30It was an accident, okay?
00:24:31We just...
00:24:32I butt-dialed you.
00:24:34We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:40And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:43Okay?
00:24:44Chill.
00:24:45Really?
00:24:46Yeah, look.
00:24:50It's really dry, okay?
00:24:51My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:55All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take her to, I don't know, like, an urgent
00:24:59care right now or something.
00:25:00I need you to take care of that.
00:25:01I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:03I got it.
00:25:05Peace.
00:25:06Bye.
00:25:09Oh, my God.
00:25:10That was really, really close.
00:25:13Hey, what's up?
00:25:15What's going on?
00:25:15We should...
00:25:16You forgot something.
00:25:17No, Ellie.
00:25:18It's late.
00:25:18Come on.
00:25:19You almost kissed me.
00:25:20Hey, Allison.
00:25:22Stop.
00:25:27Quit acting so childish.
00:25:32You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:45All right, ladies.
00:25:46Physical assessments today.
00:25:49Allison, you're up first.
00:26:22Damn, Allison.
00:26:23I see you.
00:26:25Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:30Shut up.
00:26:39Hey, uh...
00:26:40Hey, watch it.
00:26:42What's your problem?
00:26:45Hmm?
00:26:53Partner up.
00:26:55Stretching drills.
00:27:00Solo, Allison?
00:27:01Let me help.
00:27:03I'm real hands-on.
00:27:04Hmm.
00:27:05I'm okay.
00:27:06Come on.
00:27:07It'll be fun.
00:27:09I promise.
00:27:11Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:13Uh, she's with me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:19Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:22That's right.
00:27:23She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:26Choose me.
00:27:30Walk away, Chad.
00:27:33Right now.
00:27:35Whatever, man.
00:27:36You're lost.
00:27:42What are you doing?
00:27:44Are you jealous or something?
00:27:46No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:47What was that?
00:27:48I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:50Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:51I'm just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:00All right, come on.
00:28:02You first.
00:28:08Let's go.
00:28:09We don't have all day.
00:28:10You ready, Rookie?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:14But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:17We don't have all day.
00:28:19You want to play?
00:28:22Fine.
00:28:23Let's play.
00:28:53What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:56You're not doing anything.
00:28:57Stop it.
00:28:59Stop, Blair.
00:29:03Switch positions.
00:29:05You're turned.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:10Shh.
00:29:18Whenever you're ready.
00:29:20She's trying to kill me.
00:29:21And it's working.
00:29:28She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:30It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:33Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:49You okay, Brett?
00:29:51You okay.
00:29:51And done.
00:29:53Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:55You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:29:59Really?
00:30:00Wow, thank you.
00:30:04Congratulations.
00:30:06Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:13Norfolk.
00:30:30Oh my!
00:30:32Shit!
00:30:32Fuck!
00:30:33I am hot!
00:30:34You okay?
00:30:36Oh god!
00:30:37Um, oh god, no, um...
00:30:39Um, oh god, no, um...
00:30:41Um, oh god, no, um...
00:30:42Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:47Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:48It's fine.
00:30:50Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:54Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:56How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:30:59Okay, it's fine, just...
00:31:00It's okay, just forget it, okay? I'm doing laundry.
00:31:03I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:05I, um, didn't...
00:31:07You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:09And it...
00:31:10And neither are you. You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:13You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:15And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:17Yeah, okay.
00:31:18I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:19Listen, I just...
00:31:21Why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:26This is my morning routine.
00:31:27I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:29Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:31:32for like a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:33What?
00:31:34Nobody told me that had...
00:31:37Oh my god, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:38Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:39This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:40She's gonna...
00:31:41She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:43Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44It's okay.
00:31:45It's alright.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:59Got all your stuff?
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:03Um...
00:32:03I have to go.
00:32:04Okay.
00:32:05Thanks.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:14Did you just see that that rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison and she was in the shotgun
00:32:21never lets any girl sit there enjoy it while it lasts nobody takes Brett from me
00:32:35hey sorry I'm late I didn't know the call time was 7am don't make excuses Scott late is late
00:32:42you're just too lazy hey what's your problem my problem is you dragging the whole team down
00:32:56it's the first game and you can't even be on time like I said nobody no hey stop are you
00:33:07crazy
00:33:08consider this a lesson to understand punctuality stop you want to fight I'll give you a reason
00:33:22hey hey what are you doing what do you think you're doing huh get your fucking hands off this is
00:33:27the
00:33:27girls locker room cool get out get out of here all of you get out of here right now did
00:33:33you hear me get
00:33:39out okay it's fine I just can't go out there like this so I'm just gonna have to tell coach
00:33:47that I'm
00:33:47sick or something it's gonna be okay we have enough time trust me hi hello listen I need you to
00:33:56go to
00:33:56the school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker room right now all right hey listen
00:34:04use my
00:34:05jersey make it look better than the original all right
00:34:32oh shit is that even Allison
00:34:45she looks
00:34:49look at you you look uh you look fantastic you know I think you look better in that jersey than
00:34:54I ever
00:34:55do it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner you know that's true that's that's true I have
00:34:59hey are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game
00:35:03yeah you're the only thing here that managed me really to you as as your best friend's sister
00:35:12of course as
00:35:15more than just a friend's sister
00:35:18all right time's ticking let's move Allison I don't know whatever this look is
00:35:27but it works you take center let's go
00:35:36okay
00:35:36hey uh
00:35:44break the leg
00:35:48hold it in
00:35:53ladies and gentlemen please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:35:58okay
00:36:02one two three go
00:36:07shout out loud
00:36:13uh-huh uh-huh
00:36:31what is that girl she's on fire it's Allison Scott you know she had moves
00:36:42I'll see you serious you're so hot
00:36:44I mean damn I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:48body in that uniform
00:36:51you're getting lucky tonight
00:36:54stay with me
00:36:55I don't have to see girls like that they always come running to guys like me
00:36:59I'm telling you right now
00:37:01if you don't fuck off the only thing that's going to be chasing is my fist
00:37:14he's on the 30 yard line the 20 the 10
00:37:21touchdown
00:37:22Harrison does it again
00:37:24state wins
00:37:32yeah
00:37:40hey
00:37:41oh
00:37:42congrats
00:37:43on the win captain that was really good thank you
00:37:46you know it's uh it's really just another Tuesday for me
00:37:49okay shut up
00:37:50oh
00:37:52you okay
00:37:54kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:07kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:07kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:07kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:08kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:10kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:13kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:13kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:14kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:14kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:16kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:16kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff
00:38:23i haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:28come on allison let's give the people what they want
00:38:31i know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:37oh but i want it
00:38:53wait what
00:38:59i can't believe this is happening kiss cam me and brett
00:39:13allison don't pass out
00:39:18thanks for keeping shout at bay no problem
00:39:30this is insane i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:34but it feels so right i never want it to end
00:39:43harrison
00:39:52what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:39:55ron just calm down okay you're making a scene
00:39:58i'm making a scene
00:39:59yeah i'm making a scene you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbo tron
00:40:03stop beating like this okay
00:40:06are you serious right now if i hadn't stepped in you two would have needed to get a row
00:40:11you're unbelievable
00:40:13i hate you
00:40:18dude you cut the crap you tell me right now what's happening between you two i promise
00:40:23do not bullshit me do not bullshit me absolutely nothing i'm i'm serious nothing
00:40:28you're fucking lying
00:40:29i saw the way i saw the way you kissed her okay she is not another one of your conquests
00:40:33i know that
00:40:33so you stay in your lane
00:40:35because she is my sister and i'm warning you
00:40:38you do not cross me
00:40:39you do not
00:40:40i promise
00:40:41dude
00:40:42fuck
00:40:46okay
00:40:47hey we need to talk
00:40:49no
00:40:50i sound like a mom
00:40:52this is ridiculous
00:40:53why am i texting him he's literally in the next room
00:40:57you know what
00:40:59just go in there
00:41:00just ask him
00:41:01hey brett
00:41:02what the hell was that kiss
00:41:03he kissed me back
00:41:05he can't deny it this time
00:41:06it's recorded in live stream
00:41:10okay
00:41:11do
00:41:12or die
00:41:18what are you doing
00:41:19getting groceries
00:41:20what do you think i'm doing
00:41:22i'm taking a hot bath
00:41:23well i think you should do something else
00:41:25i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:28she has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:31brett
00:41:33what happened at the kiss camp today
00:41:36i know you didn't hate it
00:41:37i can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:40hi
00:41:41you can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:43like are you that much of a coward
00:41:45oh you know what i'm not talking about the kiss camp thing
00:41:47because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:50it was a kiss camp at a game
00:41:52and we did it
00:41:53do you want to get real ellie
00:41:54the fun's over
00:41:55it's finished
00:41:56do you understand
00:42:00don't you dare
00:42:01no don't you dare look like that
00:42:02i'm not doing it
00:42:03no no no that's not fair okay
00:42:04do you think i'm trying to be a jerk
00:42:06do you think i'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:09don't you understand how hard you're making this for me
00:42:10you're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh
00:42:12yeah i know what you're doing
00:42:13i'm not doing anything
00:42:15yes you are
00:42:17you know what even if i was
00:42:18i guess i'm just playing into the game
00:42:20because that's all this is
00:42:21yeah
00:42:22okay okay so then earlier i should have kissed chad
00:42:25i had two options
00:42:26you and him
00:42:27and i picked wrong
00:42:32don't say stupid shit like that ellie
00:42:35chad's a predator
00:42:36and a loser
00:42:37and you do deserve somebody
00:42:38a lot better than that okay
00:42:40i can't
00:42:47oh
00:42:49is he
00:42:51hard
00:42:55well at least chad is honest about what he wants
00:42:58you don't think i'll be honest
00:43:05oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:06you know
00:43:09biology
00:43:11whether it's biology or not
00:43:14i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:19allie
00:43:20brunt
00:43:21you guys out here
00:43:22fucking shit
00:43:23what the fuck is he doing here
00:43:24you have to get out
00:43:25i can't get out
00:43:25if i get out he's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:27and he's gonna kill me
00:43:28okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:30so i
00:43:31i'm gonna get out
00:43:32okay cool
00:43:33allie hey
00:43:34oh my god he's telling you
00:43:36allie hey
00:43:37just get under
00:43:38get under what
00:43:38brunt
00:43:44allie
00:43:44hi
00:43:45shone alone
00:43:47yeah but i'm naked
00:43:48run i'm naked
00:43:50get out
00:43:52you're
00:43:53you're not though
00:43:56okay well
00:43:57i also have a vibe
00:43:59and you're ruining it so
00:44:00i'm sorry i just
00:44:01i wanted to get my charger
00:44:02i left it out here yesterday
00:44:03you got it
00:44:04i also wanted to say that
00:44:08i think you did a great job today
00:44:11i mean it you kicked ass
00:44:12and i'm sorry that i was a
00:44:14an asshole about it
00:44:17thanks
00:44:23okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:44:25seeing my best friend
00:44:27just
00:44:27suck my sister's face off
00:44:29traumatized me
00:44:30so i'm just wondering why you
00:44:32did that
00:44:34brunt
00:44:35i mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:36it's a game
00:44:37everyone does it
00:44:39a game
00:44:40i just feel like it's kind of
00:44:41i don't know a dream
00:44:42this is a guy that you've
00:44:43had a crush on your whole life
00:44:45well
00:44:45it was him or it was chad
00:44:47so
00:44:47who did you want me to pick
00:44:49that's fair
00:44:51chad sucks
00:44:51yeah
00:44:52tone it down a little bit
00:44:53okay
00:44:53okay
00:44:54he's my best friend and i don't want things to be weird
00:44:58they won't be
00:45:02okay thanks
00:45:05what was that
00:45:08what was that
00:45:11sorry
00:45:11i got water in my nose
00:45:13okay
00:45:13i'm okay
00:45:14don't drown
00:45:15okay
00:45:15okay
00:45:15have a good soak i guess
00:45:17okay
00:45:18bye
00:45:26the illegal's gonna die
00:45:30good talk
00:45:30wait
00:45:34i have to ask you something
00:45:36i'm going to ask him out
00:45:37on a date
00:45:38don't be the little sister allison
00:45:40be the girl he kissed
00:45:42there's this
00:45:43like stupid event
00:45:45thing tomorrow
00:45:45i was just
00:45:47wondering if you would want to go
00:45:54with me
00:45:55got plans ally
00:46:00okay
00:46:01yeah whatever
00:46:01i just
00:46:15Brett
00:46:20guess we have the same plans
00:46:26except his are with rita
00:46:28not me
00:46:38look
00:46:39charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:41just finally getting back
00:46:42did you know allison hand makes these little trinkets
00:46:45it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:47i didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:50i came by myself
00:46:52brett was kind enough to help me
00:46:54with my family's donation
00:46:56daddy donated a little of his collection
00:46:58nothing major
00:46:58just some birkin bags
00:46:59some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:02let's see what you're peddling here ally
00:47:07how much are you asking for this
00:47:09fifteen dollars
00:47:10i made it myself
00:47:13fifteen dollars
00:47:14for some plastic and twine
00:47:15you don't have to buy it
00:47:17it's ambitious
00:47:19you know i don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:22i'm gonna take
00:47:23every single one of these bracelets
00:47:29you want to say five hundred dollars a piece
00:47:32are you insane
00:47:34you actually want this garbage
00:47:35you know i value the artist
00:47:37that's just how expensive something looks
00:47:38so five hundred dollars
00:47:40what's that supposed to mean
00:47:41she's nothing
00:47:42no you're nothing
00:47:43especially
00:47:43compared to her
00:47:45how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:49why don't you get out of here
00:47:51no i'm serious
00:47:51don't come back to this table again
00:47:56you know i do think this stuff is pretty
00:47:58what are you doing
00:47:59what do you mean
00:48:00you can't keep doing this to me
00:48:02you blew me off yesterday
00:48:03and then today you come
00:48:05and you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:06you're distant with me one second
00:48:08and then you defend me the next
00:48:09what do you want
00:48:11i'm just trying to
00:48:12no
00:48:13allison
00:48:14party at my place
00:48:16celebrating the big win
00:48:17you coming
00:48:19i don't know
00:48:20you're not interested
00:48:22she's a grown woman
00:48:24she can speak for herself
00:48:27so
00:48:27what do you say
00:48:30you're not going anywhere
00:48:33and there goes the big brother act again
00:48:35who does he think he is
00:48:36toying with my feelings like this
00:48:38you hate chad brett
00:48:39fine
00:48:40chad's my new best friend then
00:48:42no yeah
00:48:43sounds fun
00:48:47i'll be there
00:48:57there she is
00:48:58my guest of honor
00:49:01damn
00:49:01allison you look sexy
00:49:03oh
00:49:04thanks
00:49:09it's a cool party
00:49:10yeah you know i threw this whole thing
00:49:11just for you
00:49:13really for me
00:49:15why did you do that
00:49:16you're single
00:49:17i'm single
00:49:19you need another reason
00:49:22so what's the deal with you and brett
00:49:23huh
00:49:25no deal
00:49:26there's nothing happening between us
00:49:28he's just a friend of a friend
00:49:30of my brother
00:49:32is his loss
00:49:33my gain
00:49:37hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam
00:49:39allison
00:49:41let's fix that
00:49:46yeah
00:49:46no why not
00:49:48there's nothing between me and brett
00:49:49obviously
00:49:50maybe i should just move on
00:49:52you ever play the pocky challenge
00:49:53no
00:49:54what's that
00:49:55we each bite from one end
00:49:57until one of us
00:49:58chickens out
00:50:14damn it
00:50:15why am i thinking about him at a time like this
00:50:18come on allison
00:50:19you're already here
00:50:30fine
00:50:32but i play to win
00:50:38check it out
00:50:4010 bucks say they kiss
00:50:55dude what the fuck
00:50:57game's over
00:50:58let's go
00:50:59excuse me
00:51:00what are you doing
00:51:00get off of me
00:51:01what do you think you're doing
00:51:02you're ruining my night
00:51:04do you think i care that i'm ruining your night
00:51:05what do you think rob would think
00:51:06if he knew you were happy
00:51:07don't care
00:51:07how about you elect your someone who gives a fuck
00:51:09come on
00:51:09okay
00:51:10no more of these stupid games
00:51:11let's play this shit
00:51:12i know
00:51:12let's go
00:51:13i don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:15i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:18get the fuck away from me
00:51:29oh my god
00:51:31oh shit
00:51:33oh
00:51:34oh
00:51:43oh
00:51:44oh my god is she okay
00:51:59oh my god is she okay
00:52:02i can't
00:52:03oh my god is she okay
00:52:03i can't hear it
00:52:05i can't hear it
00:52:05i can't hear it
00:52:05just breathe
00:52:06just try to breathe
00:52:07all right
00:52:12okay
00:52:12oh my god is she okay
00:52:12let's get you okay
00:52:14let's get you
00:52:18okay
00:52:22get out of my way
00:52:22move
00:52:23move
00:52:25god just put me down brett
00:52:27you know you could've died out
00:52:31And Chad, I mean, my God, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close to
00:52:36kissing him, huh?
00:52:37Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:40That's not fair.
00:52:41What's not fair?
00:52:44What's not fair? What am I not understanding?
00:52:45What don't I understand?
00:52:47That I don't know how this works, okay? I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out.
00:52:52I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:54You know what? That's fantastic. I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:52:57You're not any better than me.
00:52:59I'm not any better? What did I do? How am I not any better? What are you talking about?
00:53:03You're worse!
00:53:04I jumped in the pool, I saved your life, and now what? I'm an asshole? How am I worse?
00:53:08You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:12Yeah.
00:53:12Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:16Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:18Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:21Yeah, I know. I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:24You know, I don't understand.
00:53:29You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:33That's the worst thing.
00:53:35That's it.
00:53:35I did.
00:53:36No, no.
00:53:36I fell in love with you. I'm in love with you.
00:53:38Stop, stop.
00:53:39And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:40I know that. I know.
00:53:42So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:48Am I crazy?
00:53:49Do you not feel anything?
00:53:52Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:53:56Okay?
00:53:58I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:01Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:03Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:04I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:06I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:14Fuck it.
00:54:29I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:39Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:41Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:44I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:51Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:53I made a promise to run.
00:54:55But you know what?
00:55:02I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:14Lord House, I think I met you every day, every morning, every night, every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:26It's you that I see every time.
00:55:32Hey.
00:55:35What?
00:55:41I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:55:45I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:55:47I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:00So what do we now?
00:56:07What do you want us to be?
00:56:10What do you want me to be?
00:56:13I want you to be mine.
00:56:17I think I already am.
00:56:23But what about Ron?
00:56:24He's going to kill you.
00:56:27I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:28He's very protectable to brother,
00:56:30but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:35how much I love you.
00:56:41I don't know.
00:56:42I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:48Just for now.
00:56:50I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:52I know.
00:56:55But it's just for a little
00:56:58until we find the right moment.
00:57:01Yeah.
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:03I won't do it your way.
00:57:05It'll be secret, Lars.
00:57:23Thinking about you.
00:57:32Hi, Captain.
00:57:34When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:35I am currently stuck
00:57:37in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:39I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:40and just sprinting to you.
00:57:42Aw.
00:57:43Well, as much as I'd love
00:57:45to see you running to me,
00:57:47don't.
00:57:48My legs are killing me
00:57:49and I really like your car.
00:57:52Oh, I know you love my car.
00:57:54He grabs me by the waist,
00:57:56hoisting me up,
00:57:56putting me on the hood of his car.
00:57:58Brett, stop.
00:57:59Don't read my smut.
00:58:01I'm telling you,
00:58:02every single word that you've ever written
00:58:04is etched into my heart,
00:58:05into my soul.
00:58:07The trails kiss us from my neck
00:58:09to my breasts.
00:58:10Gently sucking and biting.
00:58:12Holy shit.
00:58:14That is literal trash,
00:58:16but why does it sound like
00:58:17Fifty Shades of Grey
00:58:18when he says it?
00:58:20I feel so hot right now.
00:58:24Palm's my center.
00:58:26Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:28Are you away, Allie?
00:58:29Fuck.
00:58:33Fuck.
00:58:38Oh my God, someone's coming.
00:58:39I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:41Bye.
00:58:41I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:02Hey, are you okay?
00:59:04You sounded sick.
00:59:05Do you need help?
00:59:06Mind your own business,
00:59:07Virgin Mary.
00:59:08You think just because Brett
00:59:09took a chance on you once,
00:59:10you're on my level now?
00:59:12I was just trying to help.
00:59:15Save it for someone
00:59:16who gives a damn.
00:59:19Shoot.
00:59:20I'm late.
00:59:41Brett.
00:59:42That's Allison's.
00:59:44Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:46If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's,
00:59:47I never would have touched it.
01:00:05Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:08Hey.
01:00:09Hey.
01:00:10You found my bag.
01:00:10I was looking for that.
01:00:12No problem.
01:00:16Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:19It has been brought to our attention
01:00:21that apparently someone on this squad
01:00:23is using illegal drugs.
01:00:25I strongly suggest
01:00:26whoever's responsible to come forward now,
01:00:29otherwise,
01:00:30will be forced to contact the campus police
01:00:32for a thorough search.
01:00:34Well,
01:00:34I think we all know someone
01:00:36who would do anything
01:00:37to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:39Right?
01:00:40I'm sorry,
01:00:40but I just saw you throwing up
01:00:42in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago.
01:00:43Excuse me.
01:00:44I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:45Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:47And I asked you if you were okay.
01:00:48Look at this.
01:00:49This is perfection.
01:00:50It's every girl's dream.
01:00:51I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:53And we all know someone
01:00:54who could lose a little weight.
01:00:55I mean, after all,
01:00:56who came in with
01:00:56zero athletic ability
01:00:58and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:00Search me.
01:01:01I have nothing to hide.
01:01:06Your turn, Scott.
01:01:08Sure, but I...
01:01:10Rita!
01:01:12Jackpot.
01:01:13Well, well, well.
01:01:15Look who needs drugs
01:01:16to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:18I knew it.
01:01:19No one gets that good
01:01:21that quick without cheating.
01:01:23Allison,
01:01:24performance-enhancing substances
01:01:26are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:27of the squad.
01:01:28Coach, I promise you
01:01:29I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:31Those aren't mine.
01:01:32Right.
01:01:33A cheater and a liar.
01:01:35Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:37I've never seen those.
01:01:38I don't know what they are.
01:01:40I'm lying.
01:01:41It's the only way
01:01:42a cow like her
01:01:42could ever compete with us.
01:01:44They're mine.
01:01:45Yeah, those are actually
01:01:45my vitamins.
01:01:48Did you forget?
01:01:49I asked you to hold on
01:01:50to my vitamins this morning.
01:01:51Yeah, sorry.
01:01:52I should have labeled them
01:01:53or something.
01:01:54He's right.
01:01:55They're just vitamins.
01:01:56No, they aren't.
01:01:57Miss Russo,
01:01:58how is it that you come
01:01:59to possess such extensive knowledge
01:02:01of these banned substances?
01:02:03I just...
01:02:05They look suspicious.
01:02:07Well, we were just worried
01:02:09about the integrity
01:02:09of the team.
01:02:11Yeah, we wanted to make sure
01:02:12everything was legitimate.
01:02:13That's enough.
01:02:14All I see here
01:02:15are three bullies
01:02:16trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:18Rita,
01:02:18you are stripped
01:02:19of captaincy
01:02:20effective immediately.
01:02:22What?
01:02:22You can't do that.
01:02:24Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:25Nobody else knows
01:02:26the whole routine.
01:02:27I mean, I know it.
01:02:28Yeah, every count,
01:02:29every formation,
01:02:30I could step up and do it.
01:02:33You little bitch.
01:02:34You think you can just
01:02:34walk in here
01:02:35and steal everything from me?
01:02:36That's enough, Rita.
01:02:38My decision is final.
01:02:43Listen up.
01:02:44When it's Allison's turn
01:02:45for the basket toss,
01:02:46you're gonna have
01:02:47a little timing issue.
01:02:48You want us to drop her?
01:02:50She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:51That's the point.
01:02:53Accidents happen
01:02:54all the time in cheerleading.
01:02:55So tragic.
01:02:56I can't do that.
01:02:57Coach will kill me.
01:02:58Fine.
01:02:59Then say goodbye
01:02:59to those little supplements
01:03:00that keep you fitting
01:03:01in your uniforms.
01:03:02I know everything, girls.
01:03:05Every dirty little secret.
01:03:06Do exactly as I say
01:03:08or you're gone.
01:03:09Your call.
01:03:10And make sure
01:03:10she falls hard enough
01:03:11she never gets back up.
01:03:19Very sweet.
01:03:22What happened back there?
01:03:24How did you know
01:03:24that Rita put those vitamins
01:03:26in my purse?
01:03:26I saw Rita putting something
01:03:28in your bag.
01:03:29So I swapped it out.
01:03:32I knew it.
01:03:33I knew she was up to something.
01:03:35You know I hurt her
01:03:35in the bathroom
01:03:36like ten minutes before.
01:03:38Yeah.
01:03:39She was throwing up.
01:03:40It was when we were
01:03:43when we were
01:03:45having
01:03:48bone sex.
01:03:50So she's the one
01:03:51who interrupted
01:03:52my grand finale.
01:03:54Allison, do you have
01:03:54any idea
01:03:55how hard it was to stop?
01:03:57Hey, do you
01:04:00do you think I'm fat?
01:04:01Seriously,
01:04:02go put that garbage
01:04:03in your head.
01:04:04I don't want you
01:04:04to say anything
01:04:05like that again.
01:04:05I mean, I'm being
01:04:06serious though.
01:04:07I'm being serious too.
01:04:08Allison.
01:04:09Perfect just to be
01:04:10where you are.
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:12I'll always be there
01:04:15to catch you
01:04:16on your phone.
01:04:17Always.
01:04:20All right.
01:04:22On the count,
01:04:23you both perform
01:04:24an elevated prep.
01:04:25Rita, you're up first,
01:04:26then Allison.
01:04:39Okay, Allison.
01:04:41Hey, great job, you guys.
01:05:06I told you to catch you.
01:05:10Brett,
01:05:11you just saved my life.
01:05:16Guess that makes me
01:05:17like a bag of tree wheat
01:05:18or something, huh?
01:05:20Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:21You bailed on the stunt
01:05:22so you could dry hump
01:05:23the football captain?
01:05:25Are you kidding me?
01:05:26They almost dropped me.
01:05:27I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:28I could have died.
01:05:29That would have been
01:05:30the best news of my life.
01:05:31Rita,
01:05:32that is a disgusting
01:05:33thing to say.
01:05:34Leave the gym
01:05:35and think very carefully
01:05:36about your future
01:05:37on this team.
01:05:40Oh,
01:05:40Brett,
01:05:41thank you.
01:05:42Oh, my gosh.
01:05:43I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:45I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:46All right, everyone.
01:05:47In light of
01:05:48performances
01:05:49and character,
01:05:51I am so proud
01:05:52to announce
01:05:53Allison Scott
01:05:54as the new captain.
01:05:58Wow.
01:06:00Congratulations,
01:06:01captain Scott.
01:06:02I'm proud of you.
01:06:03Wanna show me
01:06:04just how proud you are?
01:06:08And that's game.
01:06:09State loses 21-35.
01:06:14Allie.
01:06:14What are you doing?
01:06:15Look, I know.
01:06:16It's not what you wanted.
01:06:17It's okay.
01:06:17Because you did good.
01:06:18That's all that matters.
01:06:19Thanks, bro.
01:06:20I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:21I'll be right back.
01:06:21Ew.
01:06:23Don't ever touch me again,
01:06:24weirdo.
01:06:25Yo.
01:06:26Allison.
01:06:27She is.
01:06:28Looking good, baby.
01:06:29Y'all do private shows.
01:06:31You know,
01:06:31something with a little
01:06:32extra bump and grind.
01:06:34You're so gross.
01:06:36Yo, what the hell?
01:06:38Are you serious?
01:06:39What?
01:06:39What's going on?
01:06:40I'm just waiting
01:06:40for the MVP.
01:06:41No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:43You've been teasing me
01:06:44for weeks.
01:06:45I'm in your dreams.
01:06:46How about you spend
01:06:47more time training
01:06:48on the field
01:06:48so that what happens
01:06:49today never happens
01:06:51again.
01:06:52You think you're
01:06:52so fucking special?
01:06:54Why?
01:06:55You know,
01:06:55everyone knows
01:06:56how you got
01:06:57the captain's position.
01:06:58How?
01:06:58By sucking your way
01:06:59to the top.
01:07:01I mean,
01:07:01that must be
01:07:01how you got out there,
01:07:02considering how much
01:07:03you suck
01:07:04while you play.
01:07:05You shameless whore.
01:07:07Hey!
01:07:08I'm more than one.
01:07:10I do.
01:07:11You're defending
01:07:12your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:13She's a public bus.
01:07:15Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:16Hey!
01:07:18Hey!
01:07:19Hey, fuckface.
01:07:21You kicked my sister's name
01:07:22out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:24Hey!
01:07:25Hey!
01:07:25Run!
01:07:26Hey!
01:07:27Hey!
01:07:28That's enough!
01:07:29What's going on here?
01:07:31I mean, coach,
01:07:31we all saw it.
01:07:32Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:34You're gonna hit her?
01:07:35Get my office now!
01:07:37You!
01:07:38With me!
01:07:39This is a really nasty cut,
01:07:40okay?
01:07:40Let's...
01:07:41We should take you
01:07:42to the ER, okay?
01:07:44All right.
01:07:45You sure you're already?
01:07:50It's a really nasty cut,
01:07:52Brett.
01:07:53You could have broken
01:07:53your hand.
01:07:55Yeah, well,
01:07:55it was totally worth it.
01:07:57Never let anybody
01:07:57get away with cheating
01:07:58like that.
01:08:00Set up.
01:08:06You know,
01:08:07I could kind of get used
01:08:07to this,
01:08:08having, uh,
01:08:09nurse Allison around,
01:08:11take care of me,
01:08:12help me out.
01:08:14Yo, guys,
01:08:14304.
01:08:15I think it's this one.
01:08:16Let's go see the hero.
01:08:17Oh, shit.
01:08:18No, that's Ron
01:08:19and the whole team.
01:08:20They can't see us like this.
01:08:22I won't let him.
01:08:23Let's tell him.
01:08:25Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:26In front of
01:08:26the entire team.
01:08:29Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:31What do you want me to do?
01:08:32Let's hide.
01:08:33Yeah.
01:08:34Okay.
01:08:39Brett!
01:08:41Brett, you in there?
01:08:41Yeah, I'm just, uh,
01:08:42washing up, man.
01:08:44Todd, you have no idea
01:08:46how crazy you drive me.
01:08:49You know,
01:08:49every single time I see you,
01:08:50all I can think about
01:08:51is, uh,
01:08:55doing this.
01:08:57You need a hand, man?
01:08:58No, I got everything
01:08:59I need, uh,
01:09:01right here.
01:09:07You gotta be quiet.
01:09:11Unless you are not
01:09:12assholes.
01:09:14Brett, stop jerking off
01:09:15and get your ass
01:09:16out here, man.
01:09:17Hey, you know what?
01:09:18It, uh,
01:09:18takes me a very long time,
01:09:20assholes.
01:09:30I feel what you do to me.
01:09:32I feel what you do to me.
01:09:35It's kind of hard to miss.
01:09:37Yeah.
01:09:39100.
01:09:40Brett, you gotta,
01:09:41you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:42We got your food.
01:09:43It's gonna get cold.
01:09:44You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:45I can help you.
01:09:46Hey, why don't you guys just beat it,
01:09:47all right?
01:09:48I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:49All right, let's just give him
01:09:50some space.
01:09:51Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:52Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:54You know,
01:09:54I took a pretty big hit
01:09:55for you today.
01:09:56I think I've earned
01:09:58some, uh,
01:10:00Alice in physical therapy time,
01:10:01if you know what I mean.
01:10:03You know,
01:10:03you could have just asked.
01:10:05You didn't have to pick
01:10:06a fight to get lucky.
01:10:20It's good.
01:10:24Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:26No, I think
01:10:27I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:46Brad goes pro after this,
01:10:48guaranteed.
01:10:49I've heard the half-time show
01:10:50is gonna break the internet.
01:10:51Captain Scott's changed
01:10:52the whole game.
01:10:53Sick.
01:10:54Ladies and gentlemen,
01:10:55let's make some noise
01:10:56for your state university
01:10:57cheerleading squad.
01:10:58Led by Captain
01:10:59Allison Scott.
01:11:03I will end you.
01:11:05Leave it.
01:11:07Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:09You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:11Your precious new
01:11:11cheerleading captain
01:11:12didn't earn her spot,
01:11:13she bought it
01:11:14with illegal performance
01:11:15enhancers.
01:11:16And her dealer?
01:11:18Look no further than
01:11:19your MVP,
01:11:26that's not true.
01:11:27That's not true.
01:11:28That's not true.
01:11:28You know what?
01:11:28I don't care.
01:11:29Rita's the one
01:11:30that's been taking drugs,
01:11:31okay?
01:11:31She's got pretty much
01:11:32the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:34Just ask them yourself.
01:11:35Oh, really?
01:11:37Let's ask the squad, then.
01:11:41Brett approached us
01:11:42about a month ago.
01:11:44He said he had
01:11:46good stuff,
01:11:47but only if we helped
01:11:49Allison become captain.
01:11:50Yeah, that's bullshit.
01:11:52I have proof.
01:11:55I know real doctors.
01:11:57I've got pills.
01:11:59Allie,
01:12:00no more being blackmailed.
01:12:02Let Allison take
01:12:04the captain position.
01:12:06This is insane, okay?
01:12:08I've never taken
01:12:09a drug in my life.
01:12:10Oh, sweetie.
01:12:11It's all coming out now.
01:12:12I saw her taking pills
01:12:14for practice.
01:12:15We trusted you.
01:12:16Cheater!
01:12:19Hey, anybody
01:12:20who messes with her
01:12:21messes with me.
01:12:22Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:24She's using you
01:12:25for the clout,
01:12:26for the status.
01:12:27Who was she
01:12:28before you slept with her?
01:12:30Nobody.
01:12:30A total bottom feeder.
01:12:32Rita, you know what?
01:12:33You're so full of shit,
01:12:33it's unbelievable.
01:12:35How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:36And what'd you do to it?
01:12:37You have nothing to fear
01:12:37if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:39Boo!
01:12:41Listen, just...
01:12:42Please listen to me.
01:12:43Hey, everybody,
01:12:44just shut up.
01:12:45This is my sister, okay?
01:12:46She would never do
01:12:46something like this.
01:12:48And here come the pretzels.
01:12:51All right, that's enough.
01:12:52That's enough.
01:12:54Now, in light of these
01:12:55significant allegations,
01:12:56as well as the evidence
01:12:58that has been presented,
01:12:59I have no choice.
01:13:01Allison Scott,
01:13:02you are hereby removed
01:13:03from your position
01:13:04as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:06Furthermore,
01:13:07you are placed
01:13:07on academic suspension
01:13:08pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:10Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:13Hold on.
01:13:14Hold it.
01:13:15If you would please
01:13:16look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:18I know some real doctors
01:13:20that can help you guys
01:13:20get healthy with the right body.
01:13:22No more pills,
01:13:23no more purging,
01:13:24no more blackmail.
01:13:25You'd really help us?
01:13:26Absolutely.
01:13:27Listen, you guys are never
01:13:28going to have to take
01:13:28any of Rita's
01:13:29take your spells ever again.
01:13:30So, what's the catch?
01:13:32We're going to make
01:13:32Rita take some
01:13:33of her own medicine.
01:13:34This video,
01:13:35this is the real conversation,
01:13:38not the edited one
01:13:39that Rita just played.
01:13:41Not for the drugs.
01:13:43These are the drugs
01:13:44that I gave the girls.
01:13:45They're vitamins.
01:13:46You can get these
01:13:47at any pharmacy
01:13:47in the world.
01:13:49You want to check
01:13:49these out, principal?
01:13:53He's right.
01:13:54These are common supplements.
01:13:56Everybody,
01:13:57Rita is the one
01:13:58who has been forcing
01:13:59her teammates
01:13:59to take dangerous
01:14:00weight loss supplements.
01:14:02She's been threatening
01:14:03them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:04and she's been shaming them,
01:14:05degrading them
01:14:06for the bodies
01:14:06that they have.
01:14:07Now, everybody is different,
01:14:09but all bodies
01:14:10are beautiful.
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:12for one reason,
01:14:13one reason only,
01:14:13because she was a threat.
01:14:14She threatened
01:14:15the total control
01:14:16that Rita had
01:14:17over the entire squad.
01:14:18And it's horrible.
01:14:19Because Allison,
01:14:20she's a beautiful person,
01:14:22and she would never
01:14:22do anything like this.
01:14:24And she deserves
01:14:25to be the cheer captain.
01:14:28That's not true.
01:14:29He's lying.
01:14:30She's the one
01:14:31who's drugging the team.
01:14:33Lock her up!
01:14:34Lock her up!
01:14:35Lock her up!
01:14:37Lock her up!
01:14:37You fucking bitch!
01:14:38You ruined my life!
01:14:41You ruined it yourself.
01:14:53Look at you!
01:14:54Playing the victim?
01:14:56You've been throwing
01:14:57yourself at me
01:14:57for weeks.
01:14:59Just when I give you
01:15:00a chance,
01:15:01you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:03Nothing but a little...
01:15:04Shut up, dude.
01:15:05Shut up.
01:15:06What are you gonna do
01:15:07about it, Harrison?
01:15:08I don't have to do anything.
01:15:09You're gonna get exactly
01:15:10what you deserve
01:15:10right now.
01:15:11Mr. Williams!
01:15:15Apparently, we've had
01:15:17a number of allegations
01:15:18of sexual harassment
01:15:19against you
01:15:20from various female students.
01:15:22As of now,
01:15:23you are officially suspended
01:15:24from all school activities.
01:15:25What?
01:15:26No!
01:15:27My father...
01:15:28Your father may have
01:15:29his name on the library,
01:15:30but I assure you,
01:15:31his money will not
01:15:32buy you immunity.
01:15:33You can take him away.
01:15:35Marty's over.
01:15:36Let go.
01:15:36No!
01:15:37I'll throw you off!
01:15:38This isn't over!
01:15:41And as for you,
01:15:42Ms. Scott,
01:15:43on behalf
01:15:44of the entire administration,
01:15:47I would like
01:15:47to apologize to you
01:15:50for everything
01:15:50that you've had to endure.
01:15:52And as of now,
01:15:53you can consider yourself
01:15:54officially reinstated
01:15:55as captain.
01:15:57You can consider yourself
01:15:58officially reinstated
01:16:00as captain.
01:16:02Thank you, Principal.
01:16:04All right, everyone.
01:16:05Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:07I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:08But we have a game
01:16:10to get back to.
01:16:11So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:12Woo!
01:16:14Let's win!
01:16:27Touchdown!
01:16:29State University wins it all!
01:16:31Woo!
01:16:34Yes!
01:16:36Yes!
01:16:37Woo!
01:16:47Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:55Woohoohoo!
01:16:58Hey, Allison!
01:17:02The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:07Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, eh?
01:17:11I think he knew before we did.
01:17:14I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:15I love you too, quarterback.
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