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Full Episode of She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:02You
00:00:03Healer goddess here my plea
00:00:06Please save my
00:00:20Rod of a sepulis
00:00:40Rejuvenate
00:00:48Praise she is the healer goddess
00:00:51No, please don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help
00:01:00Here you go miss. Thank you
00:01:04Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:07in need
00:01:19You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:24run
00:01:27Oh
00:01:27It's okay little guy I'll fix you right up
00:01:36Right rewrites the wronged
00:01:44See good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:01:49Come on Cleo, let's go
00:02:05Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:09We have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely the
00:02:14Lysander Armstrong
00:02:14This military family basically owns the entire global stock market. He's so hot
00:02:20Does he come with the money?
00:02:22Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power. It's all yours
00:02:31Are we still moving forward miss Trixie yes give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:37Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:40Grandma I'm dying
00:02:42Save me Trixie
00:02:44Grandma when are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old
00:02:50I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married
00:02:57yet
00:02:58Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:04We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes
00:03:17Please go feed your dog miss. Don't let it starve like you. Oh kind stranger
00:03:21Let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish and you can barely feed yourself the
00:03:27downfall of humanity
00:03:27It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:30What? Oh, geez this is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
00:03:36doing that?
00:03:37I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:03:40Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:03:44Can you do that?
00:03:45I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:03:49Cleo stay right here for a second. Don't go too far Cleo
00:03:55Oh
00:03:55Hold still
00:04:02My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go if you can cure my brother. He'll even marry you
00:04:07Come on
00:04:21How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember you will not marry him unless you cure him. I'm sorry. I
00:04:27don't know what this is
00:04:28Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best. Don't worry general
00:04:32I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:04:37I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:04:55I have no clue what this is
00:04:59Oh
00:05:00Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:04That's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor. I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:19He's not budging there's no movement truly I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't
00:05:26know what this is
00:05:28Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed if we
00:05:34can't save him
00:05:36There's only one person who can
00:05:38Who?
00:05:41The goddess of healing
00:05:45Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:05:49Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft
00:05:54That's her motto. It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her. She is
00:06:01eccentric and elusive
00:06:03No one has ever seen her before this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:08I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:11I will find her James come
00:06:13Put out a voucher to the entire world. Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars. There's
00:06:21no need
00:06:34I'll save your son
00:06:36Who the hell is she dad? She says she can cure Lysander. She's gonna save your brother. Don't be ridiculous
00:06:42How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother? Exactly god, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:06:49She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich. Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:06:55I bet it has fleas. That flea infested dirty thing is your companion. Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from
00:07:03us
00:07:07Don't touch him
00:07:10They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:15So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:07:20Oh, you're not gonna touch my son
00:07:22I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general. I know a gold digging whore when I see
00:07:28one
00:07:28I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:07:34Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some? A skinny ass beggar trying to take
00:07:40advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:07:41when he's unconscious
00:07:43ew
00:07:45Disgusting go back to being a prostitute security
00:07:48Get this std infested peasant out of here now. Let's go. If you throw me out, you're tossing away your
00:07:54son's last chance at life
00:07:58Oh
00:07:58Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master Lysander into no avail
00:08:03Maybe we should give her a try
00:08:05You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:08All right, I'll give you a shot
00:08:10But I warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:08:16Is that any way to ask for help?
00:08:18You'd be blessed to have me and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness, but since i'm not
00:08:24welcome here
00:08:26I'll leave
00:08:28Devon come find me when you have a different wish
00:08:30Miss Trixie my brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him
00:08:35Well, if he's a hero to you
00:08:39Then that means he must be a good person
00:08:41My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack. Also, he's great with
00:08:46puppies. He'd make a great husband
00:08:49Who says I want to marry him?
00:08:51As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:08:57Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her. I mean look at her
00:09:01Even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:06Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial matters
00:09:09Continue wasting your time, but i'm saving this patient
00:09:22Oh, okay
00:09:25What's happening
00:09:37What the hell are you doing?
00:09:39I knew she was a perv. She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:09:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient?
00:09:47Are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son?
00:09:51He's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:09:57Endogenic cryomorphy. Yeah, right. I mean no way you got all that just from licking him. Oh, okay
00:10:02I've studied every disease known to man, right? I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:10:08And i've never heard of endo cryo
00:10:12what what
00:10:14This
00:10:21Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:10:23What what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a
00:10:30sepleus?
00:10:31Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:10:35I agree. I mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:10:38What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years? We are all certified
00:10:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:10:47She's right about everything
00:10:50Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:10:55And again, there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:59And of course none of you have heard of it because I just discovered it
00:11:04This condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a
00:11:10hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:11:11But lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:11:16What a bunch of baloney I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are
00:11:23just a scamming prostitute
00:11:25You don't compare to me us who actually studied real medicine
00:11:30I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school. Oh, so she went to the super circus
00:11:35instead
00:11:36And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:11:40Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:11:47If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:11:51I think you all should grow parts of your brain back which by the way that condition is called
00:11:56An encephaly
00:11:57What is that supposed to mean?
00:11:58It means you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:12:04Then let's have a bet if you can't heal him
00:12:08We'll break your hands
00:12:10And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:12:16These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:12:20You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:12:23Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:12:26There's too many lives at stake
00:12:30Don't worry, I got this
00:12:34It's a deal
00:12:35I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:12:37No one is dying on my watch
00:12:44Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:12:51Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:12:54Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:13:05I'll even have Lysander my heir marry me
00:13:08I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:13:10I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:13:15Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:13:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:13:19Don't listen to her
00:13:21She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:13:26Firstly
00:13:27This is called greatness
00:13:29Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:13:36What did you just call me?
00:13:40There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:13:44Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:13:47Now stop getting in my way or I promise you
00:13:51You will be bubbling up the mouth very soon
00:13:53Oh yeah?
00:13:54Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:13:55Where's the dog?
00:13:56Well, put down the dog
00:13:57With pleasure
00:14:13Left leaves the wrong breath
00:14:18You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:14:23She's been poisoned
00:14:25It was her
00:14:26Do you see any poison on me?
00:14:29Medicine in the right hands can save lives but in the wrong hands
00:14:32It becomes nothing but poison
00:14:34This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:14:37Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:14:39Of course
00:14:40I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:14:43If I want to save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:15:01Why is she spitting blood?
00:15:03This wasn't supposed to happen
00:15:04I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:15:07Angel herbalist
00:15:08This is what I call malpractice
00:15:12This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:15:14But she deserves a little punishment
00:15:16Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:15:18Jacuzzi is ready?
00:15:19Right this way
00:15:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the hell is going on?
00:15:23You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:15:27Then stop getting in my way, every second counts
00:15:31Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:15:35General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:15:40Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:15:44Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:15:47If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:15:53All right, but I warn you, no funny business
00:16:51We'll be right back
00:16:53You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman, General Armstrong.
00:16:57Exactly! What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:16:59She could blackmail you for millions.
00:17:03That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:17:05And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation,
00:17:08held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:17:11Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:17:14We have to have faith.
00:17:15Where did you actually find this little, like...
00:17:20On the streets.
00:17:21Are you shitting me?
00:17:23You found this bum on the streets?
00:17:25Are you nuts?
00:17:26You don't know her.
00:17:27You don't know her background.
00:17:28She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:17:30That is it, General!
00:17:31You have to go in and stop this now!
00:17:32You're right.
00:17:33That's it.
00:17:33I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:17:35James, let's go.
00:17:36Yes, sir.
00:17:40Oh my...
00:17:46I told you all to stay out.
00:17:52This is a critical moment for you.
00:17:54We can't be interrupted.
00:17:56Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:18:01I'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:18:06I'm gonna save him myself.
00:18:08No!
00:18:12You see that, General?
00:18:13This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:18:15This is witchcraft.
00:18:18I know what this is!
00:18:19This is the dark witch.
00:18:21I've heard of her.
00:18:22She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men
00:18:26and then she eats them alive!
00:18:28I'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:18:31James, get the SWAT team.
00:18:33Yes, sir.
00:18:36You regain consciousness.
00:18:47Help me.
00:18:49I just want-
00:18:53Something's wrong.
00:18:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:18:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:19:03That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:19:12Sir?
00:19:13The SWAT team is here.
00:19:15Captain Morales.
00:19:17My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:19:22I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:19:24Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:19:26We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:19:33Bright.
00:19:34Rewrites the wrong.
00:19:38Human.
00:19:42Who the fuck are you?
00:19:43And why the hell are we naked?
00:19:46Good.
00:19:47You're awake.
00:19:48I'm saving you.
00:19:49Saving?
00:19:50My baby was naked.
00:19:52Who are you?
00:19:53You're a fucking spy?
00:19:54Talk!
00:19:55I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:19:59You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper.
00:20:03I will never.
00:20:04Oh, really?
00:20:17Look who's guilty now.
00:20:20Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, alright?
00:20:22But it is a biological fact.
00:20:24A man is attracted to a naked woman.
00:20:28A man, her breasts.
00:20:29It's science, okay?
00:20:30It just means that my body...
00:20:31Oh, shut up.
00:20:32...is physically...
00:20:35You're distracted me with your friend.
00:20:37And I'm a professional.
00:20:39I hear Lysander's voice.
00:20:40Captain, do something now.
00:20:42Ready!
00:20:46We're almost there.
00:20:49Aim!
00:20:51Get him, boys!
00:20:52Get him!
00:20:54Fire!
00:20:56Fire!
00:21:10those damas hills how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:21:17of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's
00:21:23not the dark witch young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't
00:21:30even have the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right
00:21:34the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no
00:21:40one
00:21:40can except for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for
00:21:45two years miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:21:53maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess no no absolutely not there's no way this hobo girl
00:22:00is better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt
00:22:04miss trixie
00:22:05you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's called
00:22:11borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's a trick
00:22:18to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask
00:22:25you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he
00:22:31is
00:22:31dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant that it looks like it's up to me the
00:22:37witch
00:22:38doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands
00:22:44you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires i don't know who you are but there is
00:22:51no
00:22:51way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me this is it the finishing touch i must
00:22:59now
00:22:59give you the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:23:19it's poison gas poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas my son
00:23:28is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her only
00:23:33care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:23:40and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:23:47i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:24:02what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:24:08they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't put your fingers at me
00:24:13if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the
00:24:18one who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie
00:24:24wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is
00:24:28taking way too long captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even
00:24:35a bomb shelter bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god
00:24:41get back
00:24:41up ready hey oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:25:02the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:25:08i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just
00:25:15saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than
00:25:21a disease spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:25:26you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling
00:25:32general if you won't punish her i will don't hurt her
00:25:49his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:25:56there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:26:05miss tricksy did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:26:10and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical
00:26:19advice from those with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:26:24i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic
00:26:29again wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field
00:26:35of
00:26:35medicine than the queen angel and inus the the goddess healer
00:26:44could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over
00:26:49100
00:26:50years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters is that
00:26:56the
00:26:56patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:27:00brother take care no wait miss tricksy we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:27:07we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:27:11if you cured him
00:27:12and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead oh i really appreciate it but i'm
00:27:20sorry i i'm already engaged already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from
00:27:29deployment for the last three years and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no
00:27:35one special i just got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds
00:27:40of
00:27:41developments but you're still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold
00:27:46no really i don't need anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:27:55trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you i must go
00:28:08hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck
00:28:15she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in
00:28:19world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:28:31oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:28:37godly you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here
00:28:53and revoke their licenses no we're not brides no she's just better than us oh my god
00:29:02god we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she
00:29:07said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that
00:29:12shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll but think about the impenetrable walls no
00:29:17normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met a
00:29:22woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my life she won my heart over
00:29:26too but if my
00:29:27bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding
00:29:33gifts i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:29:45now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years she was dumb enough to put my
00:29:51name
00:29:51on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious you money
00:29:56so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:30:07grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you for your
00:30:14best friend marissa that the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:30:25you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:30:31yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:30:37do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:30:41life when
00:30:42i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:30:49that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:30:54i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:31:01oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:31:10she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:31:16and you there's still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:31:23look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the
00:31:31presidential contract i gave her
00:31:37you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact marissa you and your dimwit brother
00:31:45only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:31:51oh i think she's losing it bro that breakups hit her hard you two are the ungrateful cheating scum
00:31:59here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:32:05how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:32:12we're edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:32:15what is he talking about jersey show her bob
00:32:23this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this
00:32:27house on her own she was begging on the street for money
00:32:31i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even if you got no game i got street
00:32:36credit i got out of case you dig the word you're looking for is dignity and you're one to speak
00:32:41cheater is this true tricksy
00:32:48i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:32:53so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:32:59what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:33:03is actually a downgrade
00:33:08enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:33:23at your wedding i will
00:33:25what if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing you with my best friend
00:33:31why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:33:38you
00:33:38fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:33:44again do remember that
00:33:53tricksy marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:33:59grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions
00:34:08that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited from
00:34:14aseplius the god of healing i saved several world leaders with these hands that's how i was able to
00:34:21give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name
00:34:26knowing how she betrayed you but please tricksy dear i know it must have broken your heart but
00:34:33embellishing your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing process you don't have to
00:34:39believe me just yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:34:45i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:34:49that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:34:52you've always had an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:34:59who actually deserves you you will see tomorrow grandma
00:35:08he said tricksy's crashing my wedding she was bullying us too salsa
00:35:13she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as
00:35:16fuck i hope when nobody steps on snake the snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself
00:35:24you mean we broadcast that video yes her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:35:35she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:35:39against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:35:49there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:35:57sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:36:02he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that could barely carry supplies
00:36:06well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she
00:36:10waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:36:13fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:36:16then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:36:21and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:36:26yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir then let's roll
00:36:31thank you
00:36:44welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:36:49getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:36:54biomedical company to go public congratulations on the contract once again mrs like him still but
00:37:03is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the
00:37:09entire u.s health department but this is a party after all i see some of the most important people
00:37:14in
00:37:14the nation have also arrived to celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give
00:37:22you the contract herself it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream
00:37:27of
00:37:29we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight let the wedding begin
00:37:35not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:37:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests
00:38:02from this oncoming train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:38:07uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:38:13trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost i bet she's here to bum
00:38:18a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i
00:38:25who bankrolled
00:38:26you two for the last three years what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look
00:38:30at yourself
00:38:30in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second
00:38:36how to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed
00:38:42see everyone budge already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd
00:38:50still show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg
00:38:55for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now
00:39:02but don't bite the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:39:11you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:39:18have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble beginnings
00:39:25marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now that greed
00:39:31has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us rich girls
00:39:37do they
00:39:38steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa tramples you any day
00:39:46i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold digger quick somebody put
00:39:52that on a memoir sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make herself don't listen to her
00:39:57everyone she's a gold digging blood-sucking leech i don't even have to lift a finger and you're already
00:40:02embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch you may look and sound like a man but you're
00:40:08nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what i always couldn't stand about you your moral
00:40:13posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves
00:40:19that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because i've got the material goods
00:40:24you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm the one who's doing the
00:40:29choosing see this
00:40:42oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:40:48the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:40:54you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract
00:40:59it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:41:04see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:41:08look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:41:12like a good little uh peasant slave that house is where all her life savings
00:41:20you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:41:32you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to
00:41:37charity
00:41:45bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:41:49can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just
00:41:52toss
00:41:53away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me i i know what this is you've gotten delusional
00:41:59and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming
00:42:03will scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:42:08doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die
00:42:15bitch we found this tricksy lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham
00:42:22wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him let's go
00:42:30you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people from much worse
00:42:36including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero he's been
00:42:43in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled unemployed
00:42:48ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general
00:42:54lysander armstrong no one here is going to believe you have you really cured the incurable general
00:42:58then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated tricksy show them
00:43:10much see for yourselves everyone tricksy's just a reloading beggar
00:43:17she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now i'm a major in the marines
00:43:23sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:43:31president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:43:36like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:43:41poor
00:43:41do you see this tricksy this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as
00:43:48accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will drop
00:43:54a couple bucks in your tin can i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our
00:44:01friendship marissa which is why i came here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and
00:44:05admit to your backstabbing but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than
00:44:12you standing on street corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual
00:44:18services well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back
00:44:25no man will marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my
00:44:32personal prostitute
00:44:43how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:44:49don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:44:54save
00:44:54you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blow job
00:45:04in front of
00:45:04everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck i
00:45:09don't need
00:45:09to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush
00:45:14you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but you
00:45:21aren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my party so
00:45:26you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i quite like
00:45:33it here two
00:45:44hmm this wine is so delicious one shoot nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:45:59it's it's
00:46:09who the hell is this
00:46:14i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:46:20wife
00:46:22you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again really it
00:46:29was
00:46:29nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:46:40i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dub
00:46:45don't
00:46:45try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:46:49virtue that a man
00:46:50would die for you don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in
00:46:59a
00:46:59hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:47:07i see her in the marines i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i
00:47:14don't know like a
00:47:15seven now that she's all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:47:26a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:47:39we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:47:43very gracious trixie you know that
00:47:47you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:47:50coming near her again you understand you want to with me you little dipshit i'm a major you're
00:47:56probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who this
00:48:01is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you don't
00:48:05know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy war hero is this all part of your
00:48:14plan trixie poor
00:48:15girl did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman
00:48:20worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:48:28a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like they don't know who you are since you've been
00:48:33out of
00:48:34action for so long we should try to play some love some more don't you think bring the wedding gifts
00:48:47what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:48:53but i know that we shared a moment
00:48:57i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:49:01nature
00:49:02i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind
00:49:13and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good
00:49:22actor oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:49:31trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own
00:49:35new mansion worth 500 million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second guess
00:49:45this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy
00:49:52actor you must be that nice they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:49:56nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of you look i i know i know that you
00:50:02are the
00:50:03farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:50:24cleo hey oh my god you found my dog
00:50:33trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more trixie amore
00:50:40will you marry me you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:50:49yes i will marry you
00:51:05go go power couple whoo okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i
00:51:13let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:51:17no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey i don't care if
00:51:24she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife which means that she will be treated as
00:51:28and cherished as the most precious woman on earth understand
00:51:35you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general lysander
00:51:41armstrong
00:51:48as if like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:51:54trixie yes the armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market lysander
00:51:59armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:52:03i've been my life you're all just actors then you better enjoy your last breath come on
00:52:08lysander what are we waiting for let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what
00:52:12can a bunch of piss poor people do to us the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:52:17she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy
00:52:22bitch and bum she's utterly unmarriable i can dispose of them in other means if you don't
00:52:30prefer violence i'd handle them myself but i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:52:44yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt the marissa wickham for me
00:52:49oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:53:00uh hello yes what
00:53:10i'm bankrupt
00:53:18hey hey hey are you sure that was the call sauce that that was a real call people don't
00:53:23just suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead evaporated book it's a thin air
00:53:30that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho you said you're the secretary of
00:53:37health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:53:41could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham then that means you're really lysander armstrong the
00:53:51richest and most powerful man country trixie's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants
00:53:58every man wants to be now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:54:05there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from
00:54:09us
00:54:17i know why you're all over trick see because you've been in the military for so long you don't know
00:54:22what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you
00:54:26a good time
00:54:29do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed from you
00:54:32i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
00:54:42cheater gets cheated on eventually
00:54:46sasa was just trying to save the company i don't blame her at all your double standards are incredible
00:54:51okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room full of
00:54:57pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for the taking
00:55:06i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixine thank you devon marissa not only have you backstabbed
00:55:14me your best friend by stealing my fiance but now you'd sell other innocent girls just to get your
00:55:20company back you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity so now everything that
00:55:26i've ever given you to i'm taking it all back wait everyone stop they're imposters
00:55:39i just got off the phone with the president she said your contract is not getting cancelled
00:55:43because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer you mean
00:55:49the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products yes
00:55:55that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine the goddess healer's
00:56:00motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft that means she's rewarding me
00:56:06the president would never let your company go bankrupt in fact she's on her way now
00:56:13so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't lysander armstrong
00:56:19who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of my products who cares
00:56:24about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one would even bat an
00:56:28eye
00:56:28she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi you're under arrest for
00:56:36fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
00:56:44guess i still get the last laugh trixie no don't arrest her trixie is a good person please officer
00:56:51don't arrest her grandma mr rogers this is williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard
00:56:56about the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen officer
00:57:02i can attest that trixie amoria is a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would never break the
00:57:08law yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition trixie gave her everything
00:57:13she had just to help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiance really
00:57:19is
00:57:19an incredible woman she's an angel descended from heaven
00:57:27you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal
00:57:32he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him
00:57:36this whole country would have been bombed to ash and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his
00:57:41identity general lysander armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and
00:57:46we've received no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter i can tell that this
00:57:51whole
00:57:51dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble i promise i'll get it resolved and we can
00:57:55focus on taking down your scumbag ex you want to arrest me fine but don't with my fiancee you don't
00:58:04get to
00:58:04the side pump let's go
00:58:26get him if you can
00:58:28get him
00:58:28oh
00:58:30oh
00:58:31oh
00:58:31oh
00:58:32oh
00:58:37oh
00:58:50Oh, my God.
00:59:14Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
00:59:24Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
00:59:28Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
00:59:33Wow, your new fiancé? He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
00:59:39I always knew you'd find someone better.
00:59:41It's Butch's loss. Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
00:59:46She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
00:59:50Bitch, we name-calling now? I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
00:59:55Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
00:59:57Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
01:00:03See Trixie? You've got no connections, no power.
01:00:06You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:00:09We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:00:12So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:00:16Let them eat cake!
01:00:26You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can, fam. Attack!
01:00:45You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:00:53What the fuck was that?
01:00:54I don't care what the fuck it was! I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own
01:00:57wedding!
01:01:04Damn it! I'm dead! I'm dead!
01:01:08You forgot I had a gun too? That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:01:12Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here. We're cornered.
01:01:15I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:01:17Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:01:20I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:01:22They will be punished.
01:01:26Now hold still for me.
01:01:29Right.
01:01:30Rewrites the world.
01:01:41Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:01:43By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:01:45Is she the goddess healer?
01:01:50I'm all better now.
01:01:52Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:01:53See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:01:56No, please. I am just an ordinary girl. Don't put me on some sort of goddess.
01:02:00Sure.
01:02:02You hear that? She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:02:06She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:02:08While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:02:12Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:02:17I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:02:19And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:02:21God?
01:02:22Wrong.
01:02:24Bet you're close.
01:02:26Bullshit.
01:02:27I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board your little lives.
01:02:31You wanna cross the line so bad? Then let's see you try.
01:02:34Charge!
01:02:43The hell is this?
01:02:45This is the line between life and death.
01:02:48Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:02:51I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:02:56You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:02:57What if it's a trap? That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:03:00We ain't afraid of her. She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:03:04Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:03:06I will.
01:03:10Left leaves the wrong craft.
01:03:18I'm fine. Nothing happens.
01:03:21You'll see soon enough.
01:03:22Oh please, I really wanna die.
01:03:24And you call this the line between life and death?
01:03:26I knew we were just making that shit up.
01:03:29Whoops!
01:03:30Just crossed it again.
01:03:31Whoops!
01:03:31And again.
01:03:33Nothing's happening-
01:03:43No!
01:03:44No!
01:03:45Hey!
01:03:47What did you do to my brother?
01:03:48I didn't do anything.
01:03:50Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:03:52I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:03:54If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:03:57Come on.
01:03:59Major.
01:03:59Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:04:01How was he able to cross the line?
01:04:03See, this must be an illusion!
01:04:07Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:04:09Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please!
01:04:18You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:04:20You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:04:21Oh please.
01:04:22You hurt us first.
01:04:24At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:04:26But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:04:31Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:04:34You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:04:37You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:04:42When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:04:47Don't touch my wife.
01:04:50And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:04:55You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:04:57But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:05:01That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:05:04Oh really?
01:05:05Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:05:08You've got nothing on me.
01:05:13Yes.
01:05:14Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:05:20Goddess!
01:05:21Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:05:24Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:05:28Get the VP! We're leaving now!
01:05:33Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:05:36God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:05:39I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:05:42You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:05:43A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:05:47Miss Wickham is correct.
01:05:48I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:05:50Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:05:53You hear that, everyone?
01:05:54There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:06:00She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:06:05No.
01:06:06My granddaughter would never do that.
01:06:08Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:06:13Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:06:21Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:06:26and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:06:30Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:06:34I never realized how delusional they were.
01:06:37You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:06:42Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:06:46It ain't working.
01:06:47You can't just fake the...
01:06:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:06:54It's like real magic.
01:06:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:07:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:07:07No.
01:07:08Trixie, look.
01:07:10I believe you.
01:07:11You saved me.
01:07:13Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:07:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:07:19We'll riot against you now.
01:07:21Tear her apart!
01:07:22Tear her apart!
01:07:24Tear her apart!
01:07:25Tear her apart!
01:07:27Tear her apart!
01:07:28Tear her apart!
01:07:29Tear her apart!
01:07:32Tear her apart!
01:07:33Tear her apart!
01:07:43Tear her apart!
01:07:45Tear her apart!
01:07:45Tear her apart!
01:07:46Tear her apart!
01:07:46Tear her apart!
01:07:46Tear her apart!
01:07:46Tear her apart!
01:07:46Tear her apart!
01:07:48Tear her apart!
01:07:53Tear her apart!
01:07:56Tear her apart!
01:07:57already once, okay? Right, Secretary Cho? This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try
01:08:04to bankrupt me, but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming
01:08:08still, right? Yes, we all thought he was a fraud. What I mean is, you're the war hero, General
01:08:15Lysander Armstrong, and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding? The moment you wake up, you
01:08:20fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to
01:08:25the president, so he is the general. Oh, but he's in trouble now. Did you hear that? Even the vice
01:08:32president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader. So what if Trixie picked up some
01:08:37washed-up war hero? We got the VP and the president. On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:08:44I told you. Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason. Lysander Armstrong,
01:08:50you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:08:56Hurry! The goddess healer needs us. You can't do that, Mr. Vice President. My brother
01:09:03is a war hero. He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack. He was in a
01:09:07coma for two years. If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would- Enough! You speak another word and
01:09:12I will bring down your entire family, not just your brother. Yeah, it's okay. Mr. Vice President,
01:09:19I've already given my life once for my country. I have no problem doing that again if it means
01:09:23protecting my fiance's life. And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President. I never
01:09:28gave a fuck about any damn titles. I truly saved a good man.
01:09:39I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance. And what can you do about it? Oh, Mr. Vice
01:09:45President,
01:09:45I have a swell idea. My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:09:51Let's try it out on them.
01:09:54Hold on, Mr. Vice President. There's no way that you're taking this seriously. Put innocent civilian
01:09:58lives in danger? Despicable. What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting
01:10:04power. Ms. Wickham, you can use full force on them. Did you hear that, boys?
01:10:21Shoot! Wait, that's the present.
01:10:35Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry, Madam President. That was... They were totally aiming for Trixie,
01:10:49the fraud in the middle. What is this? Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon,
01:10:54Madam, for your military. This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing
01:10:58with. You're the uncivilized buffoon. I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential
01:11:02contract. With great power comes great responsibility. And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've
01:11:08made with the contract I gave you? What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out
01:11:11of the present before it's too late. That is easy. There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:11:29It's raining gold. What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap
01:11:37glitter. She... She is... She is a criminal. Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her
01:11:45and we'll throw her in prison. I'd be quiet if I were you, because you're the one that
01:11:48will be going to prison once everyone is healed up. What are you talking about? The
01:11:52president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract. This contract? Yes. Thank
01:12:07you. Thank you, first gentleman. My contract, you bitch! And that's not all.
01:12:38This foul weapon will not see the light of day. There is only a need for a vaccine if
01:12:42there is a virus. Don't you realize? Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand
01:12:47that? You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:12:52And that's something I cannot tolerate. So prepare yourself. Because I'm about to smite
01:12:57you. What are you going to do? The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical
01:13:04products in the world. But you'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:13:09Madam President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?
01:13:15I'll... She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:13:23I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:13:29Why are you attacking me, Madam President? You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:13:34You wish, you idiot!
01:13:37I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:13:42I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:13:49And do you know the goddess here saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:13:54You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:13:57The one and only... And it's... Her.
01:14:13Whaaaaat?
01:14:18Welcome, goddess.
01:14:26Uh... We, uh...
01:14:29You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:14:31How else did you think I saved you?
01:14:34Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:14:38I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:14:41To help those in need.
01:14:42And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:14:46No, so that means...
01:14:47The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:14:51She took her away just like that.
01:14:54That was her golden ticket.
01:14:56You were once my fiance and best friend.
01:14:58But after everything you've done,
01:15:00I'm officially cutting ties with you, Bo.
01:15:01No, please, I swear.
01:15:03I didn't know you were an ex.
01:15:04I was sick.
01:15:07It doesn't matter who she is.
01:15:09Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:15:10She's an amazing person.
01:15:12And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:15:15She's gonna be my wife.
01:15:17Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:15:24I love you.
01:15:37I love you.
01:15:37All her gold.
01:15:38All her glory.
01:15:40All that could have been mine.
01:15:41This is all your fault.
01:15:43You seduced me!
01:15:45Don't off me!
01:15:46You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:15:49Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:15:53I want to be rich again!
01:15:55I'll be your slave.
01:15:56I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:15:58You've had your chance to apologize.
01:15:59But it's too late now.
01:16:01All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:16:06You two should be locked up.
01:16:07And she shall!
01:16:09For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham!
01:16:14It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you!
01:16:17It's your fault!
01:16:18I was only with you for your money.
01:16:20I didn't care!
01:16:20You were rich!
01:16:22I'll see myself now!
01:16:24Rest assured, Goddess.
01:16:26We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:16:29My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:16:32I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:16:34That is why I saved you.
01:16:36With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:16:42Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:16:46Let's party!
01:16:47Wait.
01:16:49What if we just got married?
01:16:50Right now?
01:16:51Yes!
01:16:52Belle.
01:16:53Woo!
01:16:55Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:17:00I do.
01:17:01I do.
01:17:02You may kiss the bride.
01:17:18You may kiss the bride.
01:17:22If you meet the bride.
01:17:23I'm happy.
01:17:24You may kiss the bride.
01:17:25When I do, I want to move the bride and sing it.
01:17:29I'm happy.
01:17:30When she's finished, she's finished.
01:17:31I'm happy.
01:17:35You are happy.
01:17:38I do.
01:17:38You are late now.
01:17:40I'm happy.
01:17:41I'm happy.
01:17:42You are happy.
01:17:46I'm happy.
01:17:47I want to come on.
01:17:47You may kiss the bride.
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