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00:03I'm sorry, Emily.
00:04I'm assuming you're a Wonder Man and not a Barnaby.
00:07Correct.
00:07I don't have a doorman waiver on file for you,
00:10so I'm going to need you to sign this.
00:12Assuming, of course, you don't have superpowers.
00:15The showrunner just called.
00:17He's cutting your character from the show.
00:19What happened on American Horror Story, son?
00:21I got fired, okay?
00:22Oh, no, Simon.
00:23No, Mommy, it wasn't my fault.
00:25Of course, nothing is ever your fault.
00:27Don't upset him.
00:31You know, I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:34What are you talking about?
00:35Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:38Sorry, who's DeMar Doorman Davis?
01:20Oh, damn.
01:22Sorry.
01:22I can't let y'all in.
01:23What?
01:24Why not?
01:24You see right there, it says, uh, you're from Texas.
01:27And I heard they dance weird out there.
01:30Yeah, we don't do none of this in L.A.
01:32Woo-hoo!
01:34Don't say don't tell your mama.
01:35She's too slow.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:37I think we'll be okay.
01:39All right.
01:39Just in there, girl.
01:42Don't injure yourself now, you hear?
01:43He-haw!
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Look who's in the house.
01:48Oh!
01:49What?
01:50There he is.
01:50Send back.
01:51What's up?
01:51Mr. Gad, how you doing, sir?
01:53Mr. Gad, come on, man.
01:54Call me Josh or Jay Gad.
01:57I'm trying to make that a thing.
01:58Anyway, so what's cooking tonight?
01:59Oh, y'all gonna have fun tonight.
02:00We got the guy from Imagine Dragons DJing.
02:03Radioactive.
02:04Most important song of the last three years.
02:06Easy.
02:07Listen, if things slow down out here, why don't you come in and have a drink with me?
02:10Yeah?
02:11Oh, that's very nice of you.
02:12Come here.
02:15That's it.
02:18Okay.
02:19I'm just gonna wear the shades, and I don't know.
02:22Are you really with them?
02:25Because...
02:26Next!
02:27Seems like it was live in here.
02:29The line outside was slammed.
02:30People went apeshit when Olaf started crowd surfing.
02:33I bet.
02:34Do you realize the first time I tipped you out was over three years ago?
02:39You kidding?
02:40I've been here that long?
02:42Do you like working here tomorrow?
02:44Of course.
02:45Why do you say that?
02:46We don't normally have employees last with us this long.
02:49It's Hollywood.
02:49There was an actor or a model, and, you know, working here is just a stepping stone.
02:55That ain't me.
02:56I like this gig.
02:57It's fun.
02:58Tips are good.
02:59Get to talk to people.
03:01Be myself.
03:03That's all I really need.
03:04You don't meet a lot of people in this town who are happy with where they're at.
03:09Hold on to that.
03:11Why wouldn't I?
03:12Probably because you're going to be hauling a stinky bag of garbage in about two seconds.
03:16Oh.
03:19Heart to heart's over.
03:21Sorry.
03:22Thank you very much.
03:23Fun while it lasted.
03:38Shit.
03:42Shit.
03:44Shit.
03:45Shit.
04:01What the hell?
04:56Oh, my God.
05:03Oh, my God.
05:05What's that, Chance?
05:15Chance!
05:19Chance, I'm coming!
05:22Hello?
05:26Hello?
05:29Chance.
05:30Come here.
05:31Chance.
05:31Come here.
05:32Ah!
05:32What the hell are you doing?
05:33Billy, get out of my apartment!
05:34Ma'am!
05:34Uh, this is a misunderstanding.
05:36I put my hand in some goo, and all of a sudden, my dog fell through the floor.
05:40I promise I'm not breaking in!
05:45Whoa!
05:45Let's go!
05:46I'm leaving!
06:04No.
06:11demar uh you okay yeah yeah just kind of been a weird day that's all sorry no no it's fine
06:19listen we are totally packed tonight pushing it on the fire code so just you know don't let
06:23anyone else in until it clears out a bit i got you
06:26bees of fuzz kids will blow dandelion fuzz and i'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
06:35a drink in my hand my snow's against the burning sand probably getting gorgeous and in summer
06:43we're melting melting bitches
07:08i can't get it open keep trying i'm gonna call the fire department get that door open okay
07:40the door was jammed quick go through me
07:44what do you mean go through me i don't believe what is he saying i think he said he wants
07:50us
07:50inside him pass he's saying he wants us to go through him
08:00how does how do i do this do i just enter you i really don't know really uh hold on
08:04just give
08:05me a second now now okay all right
08:12why do i do this oh god oh oh oh look at that there's the other side shit it works
08:20everyone follow me exit through demar
08:32hurry this it ain't easy
08:39hey jesus sorry man i didn't mean to scare you i just wanted to come out here and say
08:43thank you thank you i don't sweat it i'm sure anybody would have done that are you being serious
08:48right now you just saved everybody's life in that building you just saved my life i gotta pay you
08:54back i don't need anything good having a new job what demar after what you did tonight there's
09:01no way no offense that you can go be a doorman anymore come work for me i'll put you on
09:07the
09:07payroll look mr jagat i appreciate it but i'm fine here got a good ball starting salary is 200k plus
09:14benefits yeah that'll work yeah josh dad is in the news again the frozen star is catching fire and
09:21turning heads with his new super powered personal valet the man in question appears to be demar davis
09:26former wilcox employee who's affectionately been dubbed doorman he's been spotted all over town with
09:32josh and seemingly has the power to move himself and his boss through solid walls davis recently
09:38saved a crowd from a fire at a popular nightclub now it seems he's exclusively using his talents in
09:44service of gad meanwhile this mormon has just booked a new project an action comedy called cash grab
09:51you might say this former lefou is cast on a roll
10:05dying for some sugar they got some stale snickerdoodle cookies over there
10:09but it's better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie you know what i'm saying
10:13frank premager hanover agency oh i heard of that demar right yeah the doormat live and direct
10:22ding dong you're a funny guy thank you yeah you ever think about acting nah not my thing
10:32frank besides who can get jay gad his snack plate true keep it you never know it's just you know
10:39the
10:39heist is feeling flat i agree i think we need something more original well we could go back
10:46to flooding the vault i always liked that version snatched you some crap rangoons before they got
10:50housed or we could use liquid nitrogen to freeze the locks and shatter the vault needs to be
10:58impenetrable the whole point is that this crew are the only ones on the planet that can get in or
11:03out
11:06um i may have something look man i want to help out i can't act who cares i can't act
11:13it's never
11:14stopped me from being an actor we'll make sure it's only a couple of lines this will be easy i'm
11:19telling
11:19you know it's easy if you bring somebody else in keep the idea brilliant idea bringing a real actor
11:25then you could fake it cgi yeah but what makes it cool is that it's you people know who you
11:32are
11:33they would go crazy i don't know i'm more comfortable behind the scenes the more there is a reason
11:40that you are making headlines you have something that other people just don't it's uh a charisma a
11:47charm on top of all of that you can become a door it is not every day that an opportunity
11:54like this
11:54just falls into your lap you do realize that right
12:02all right yeah all right it's gonna be great
12:12vamos a la playa amigos we've been training 10 years for this
12:15and now we've only got 30 seconds to grab some cash
12:30i knew you tripped the silent alarm what difference does it make we're all gonna die
12:34keep it together you two why jake it's time to panic i wouldn't be so sure about that
12:43ding dong mother
12:51what did i tell you huh i love you
12:59and things get a little crazy on this week's murphy family when special guest damar doorman davis comes
13:05a knocking there's the door man where is that thing i'm so embarrassed oh hold on i got this
13:27ding dong babies ding to the dome the people are real the rulings are real
13:33and this week's guest judge isn't afraid to tell it like it is ding dong i said ding dong you
13:39ding dong
13:39i am a big fan you want to pick okay
13:47i remember this place dang girl you done got fine what's up yo you mind if i come in for
13:54a drink
13:54oh of course mr dormant please head right in yeah oh the thing's quiet there why don't you come have
14:00a drink with us oh i love that thank you ding dong
14:30is there a celebrity in here that used
14:32to be my employee oh what's going on wow y'all this is bridget bailey number one club owner in
14:44l.a
14:44and an amazing boss wow look at you you look great thank you i heard you got a movie out
14:51ding dong i'm sorry i haven't seen it yet oh yes don't worry about it how are you doing me
14:56yeah
14:57you know same old same old so uh you happy damn straight start the phone my agent he told me
15:06he
15:07landed me a huge huge commercial contract wow life's about to change
15:21what the hell would not not make more sense as a catchphrase that's a good one samuel mark that one
15:30please tell me when it's 15 minutes are up get real tired of this ding-dong business
15:40some fools are hating but doorman still makes me smile thank you
15:49i'll come grab you in a bit for rehearsal let me know if you need anything else will do oh
15:54maybe some
15:55ice for the water or i could go to town with this brown
16:05door man yo this is crazy i'm such a huge fan bro good to meet you bro i appreciate that
16:11yeah so hey
16:13look i was looking over the pages we wrote that at three o'clock in the morning man go easy
16:16on me
16:16no no it ain't that it's just i'm a little nervous about the bit don't sweat it people love when
16:22you
16:22can poke a little fun at yourself man trust me okay cool i gotta get back out to rehearsal all
16:27right
16:28i'll see you out there for sure
16:37hey what's up y'all it's me d-list actor and literal door damar davis aka doorman and welcome to
16:44ding-dong
16:46tonight
16:58tastes like door ding-dong
17:04what else i got up in here oh oh oh my mixtape this is my mixtape i've been looking for
17:11this
17:12ding-dong oh oh i call this the go long ding-dong
17:23oh look at this
17:28oh what's up dimon hey what are you doing here i thought you was hiding out from the
17:32irs earl come on you got to cool it with those rumors and that impression ding-dong i mean who
17:40is
17:41that that's not me is it i mean i'm much more than just a catchphrase you know earl a lot
17:46of people
17:46don't realize that i've been taking acting classes at the stella atler academy really yeah well let's see
17:53some of that train
18:11last poor yurick i knew him horatio a fellow of infinite
18:19ding-dong
18:25with my diet sometimes i have trouble getting things to move through me try expolex it'll have
18:32your insides as insubstantial as mine doorman boundary ding-dong
18:42expolex and new black cherry flavor oh oh sure you don't want to slow down there pal
18:50you're out of late
18:52well i'm here now what do you want to talk about expolex they said the campaign will be smart and
18:58elevated like seinfeld and american express with these yeah about that ogilvy is cutting the
19:06contract short they just feel the jokes a little stale exactly that's why we need to come up with
19:14some new ideas let me picture late tomorrow they already signed michael strahan so strahan yeah
19:21that doesn't even make sense just a normal guy he is charming af and apparently suffers from chronic
19:26constipation damn can we fight this i mean we got a contract right i don't think we want to take
19:33on a huge advertising agency things are getting pretty tight behind on car payments and a few other
19:39things come on tomorrow you got to be more careful with your money you know how this business works
19:46you can't count on the next paycheck until it's in your hands you've never said that i'm saying it now
19:56you don't have any other superpowers you didn't tell me about right just a door thing cool okay well
20:03look this is a dip this is a tiny little dip we're gonna get back on top we're gonna get
20:08you something
20:09better something uh smart and elevated trust me that's right this you don't even need this no more
20:18this is a drum because with the potato bag your potatoes will come fluffy on the inside and chewy
20:23on the outside why juggle a tough schedule when you can just use the potato bag just drop it and
20:29plop it
20:30in the microwave you hear that sound i think the potatoes just said ding dong
20:37oh well it looks like doorman is back in the news only this time the overnight success finds
20:42himself in a bit of hot water steam might be more accurate demar davis has been hit with several
20:49lawsuits over his involvement in the potato bag product which has been found to cause severe steam
20:55burns ouch hey doorknobs i just wanted to get on today just to let you know that i'm sorry to
21:02the
21:02hundreds of you who experienced steam burns from using the potato bag i want you to know that i'm
21:07in full support of the class action lawsuit and that i too was misled by food america product
21:16incorporated i think at this moment i need to take some time to step away and really reflect on where
21:23all this is going for me and for you so stay supportive and i will stay supporting you keep knocking
21:57here's my best friend miss you man i miss you
22:00guess what though studio wants cash grab too really hell yeah you bullshitting no man we're getting
22:06the band back together you in of course i'm in ah beautiful man let's do it yeah hell yeah amazing
22:14all right i'll be in touch bud all right
22:17all right thank you thank you don't mess this up don't mess this up
22:48everybody use that again i'm coming
22:54all right
22:54the bar go ahead
22:58oh
22:59what's it
23:03cast grab two apart is up in our game on the stunts hey you're an incredible hulk huh you ain't
23:07that tall
23:08tomorrow you're all right with that right the stunts of course me and tom cruise we do our own stunts
23:13baby
23:15we can only get one shot at this you stop you ready always take
23:38We're in position.
23:39They're in place.
23:42Here we go.
23:58I'm going through.
24:22Where is he?
24:24He didn't come out.
24:31Take it!
24:41Where is Josh Gad?
24:43The world wants to know.
24:45It's been months since he disappeared inside DeMar Davis,
24:48and the Department of Damage Control is still searching for answers.
24:52We want to assure the American public that the Department of Damage Control
24:55takes this horrific incident seriously.
24:58DeMar Davis will be continually monitored for the rest of his life.
25:01We will do everything in our power to ensure a tragedy of this magnitude never happens again.
25:08While the DODC continues to probe, experiment, and investigate every inch of DeMar Davis,
25:14Hollywood is now waiting.
25:16Every major studio in Hollywood is doing their part to avoid another possible tragedy.
25:21They're calling it the doorman clause.
25:24Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
25:32The insurance required now, astronomical.
25:35Everything okay?
25:38Is it bad news?
25:40Oh, no.
25:41It's good.
25:42It's all good.
26:01I have come a long way from the hills of Tennessee
26:05And I've worked hard to make the folks back home real proud of me
26:10Now everybody knows my name no matter where I go
26:14But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson show
26:22Now I have dreamed of stardom since I was just a kid
26:27A million-dollar dream beneath this $13 wig
26:31In my bell-bottom jumpsuits with my rhinestones all aglow
26:35I became an overnight success from the Johnny Carson show
26:41From polyester paradise to silk and satin frills
26:46From a 48-foot mobile home to a mansion on the hill
26:51From moonshine to rare wine, from a packard to a rose
26:55But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson show
27:01Now there's only one small problem
27:03Sometimes I get disturbed
27:05The folks sometimes get me confused with Monty Rock III
27:09But still I think it's worth it
27:12And I just thought you should know
27:14That I'll always owe a special thanks to the Johnny Carson show
27:18I went from pop beats to diamonds
27:22From car coats to fur
27:24From Kmart to Gucci's, from here no telling where
27:28From hillbilly heaven to a penthouse on the coast
27:33But I never really made it until the Johnny Carson show
27:47Sometimes I like to close my eyes
27:50And imagine what it'd be like when summer does come
27:56Here's the buzz
27:57Kids will blow dandelion fuzz
28:00And I'll be doing whatever snow does in summer
28:05I trick in my hand
28:07My snow up against the burning sand
28:10Probably getting gorgeously tanned in summer
28:15You'll finally see a summer breeze blow away, a winter storm
28:19And find out what happens in solid water when it gets warm
28:25And I can't wait to see what my body's all full of me
28:29Just imagine how much cooler I'll be in summer
28:33Summer
28:35Summer
28:36Summer
28:37Summer
28:38Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:39Summer
28:40Summer
28:40Summer
28:40Summer
28:40Summer
28:41Summer
28:41Summer
28:41Summer
28:42Summer
28:44Summer
28:47Summer
28:48Summer
28:49Summer
28:55The hot and the cold are both so intense
28:58Put them together, it just makes sense
29:04Winters are a good time to stay in and cuddle
29:06But put me in summer and I'll be a
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