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Hating And Loving My Adopted Brother
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00:00:08I'm sorry for your loss, Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:14honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you, Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here at
00:00:20Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me,
00:00:28and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby.
00:00:37You can't keep ignoring me! What, are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again next
00:00:57time, I run you over. Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be
00:01:03more than just another one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my God, did she
00:01:08seriously just say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I'd totally settle for a
00:01:13one-night stand. Typical spoiled jock. Ugh. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:22I was jumped out of my fucking mind, and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give me
00:01:28a chance.
00:01:29Give our baby a chance, please. Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby. One more lie,
00:01:39and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours. Hey asshole, what's your deal? You can't just
00:01:44go
00:01:45around pushing pregnant girls like that. Apologize. Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you
00:01:57not hear me? Tell her you're sorry. Oh my God, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important
00:02:07to Chris. Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:24He's kind of hot.
00:02:28No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:31I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident, but it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:02:36Just walking around shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:40Sometimes the truth isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:05You're proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:10wanted.
00:03:11Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:19Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:22Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:29What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. How old is this sister?
00:03:34I'm not going to have to help him raise a baby now, am I? Wait, Dad, is she like my
00:03:39real sister?
00:03:41Yes. All right.
00:03:46Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister? Of course she is.
00:03:51She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:55Abigail, please come in. Come in.
00:04:00Let me take this for you. Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want
00:04:09you to think of this house as your home.
00:04:12I know it's been rough and clearly I'm not going to, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can be
00:04:17a good father to you too.
00:04:21Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:22And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you, when it's, why don't I introduce you to your
00:04:27brother? He's going to love you, I am sure of it. Chris, come down, your sister's here.
00:04:38It's you.
00:04:39It's you?
00:04:47You two know each other already? That's perfect. I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town
00:04:52on a business trip. So this punk here is going to watch after you while I'm gone.
00:04:57You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:06I'm Abigail.
00:05:09How old are you?
00:05:1117.
00:05:12We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom? Why the hell are you here?
00:05:17I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier. Oh, and Dad told me if you ever
00:05:22need help with homework or-
00:05:23You just had to transfer to my school, huh? What, are you going to use that as an excuse to
00:05:28force your way into my house and just make my life miserable? What else did Dad say?
00:05:33He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:40Huh? Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:43Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:47Fine then.
00:05:50You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway, because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls
00:05:55then runs away.
00:05:57Watch your fucking mouth.
00:05:58You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:10Whatever. This is probably for the best. At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with
00:06:15him.
00:06:24Oh, why am I so afraid of him? I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:32My braw!
00:06:34Huh?
00:06:48What? I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:06:56Hey, sis. What, are you looking for this?
00:07:02I...
00:07:03A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:05You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:09Give it back.
00:07:13You want it back? You're going to have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:16I mean, if you're going to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:20What are the rules?
00:07:21Rule number one.
00:07:22In public, we're complete strangers. I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:28Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:29Rule number two. You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:35Okay, and the third?
00:07:38How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:41Owe you one?
00:07:43Yeah.
00:07:50What, is that going to be a problem?
00:07:52I didn't say that.
00:08:05I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thigh?
00:08:08It feels so hard.
00:08:10Okay, don't move.
00:08:15Oh my god!
00:08:18I just moved in and my new brother already hates me. Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:26Chris, help!
00:08:27How so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:29Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:30Her name is Bella. She's a beloved member of this household. Thank you very much.
00:08:34If you want to live here, you're going to have to get along with her.
00:08:39Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:42Why should I? She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:45You know what? If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:48Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:51Oh, it's time for school. You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
00:08:56Whatever. I don't want to ride from you anyway.
00:08:59Again with the attitude.
00:09:02Also, one more thing. There's really no bus stops on the street and Ubers take forever to get here.
00:09:06So, who knows? You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:09What?
00:09:09Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:13Go over there.
00:09:15Chew.
00:09:29Chris, you asshole!
00:09:38Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday? Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:48And that is how you do it.
00:09:55Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:00You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:04You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:19Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:23Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:26I'm so sorry. What's your name again?
00:10:28Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:30I'm Kylie.
00:10:31Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:33What?
00:10:34No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:36That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:38Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:42I want to be your friend.
00:10:43Okay then, I guess.
00:10:48You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:50Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:52I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:03Don't go to that party.
00:11:04What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:07Wow, fine.
00:11:09My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:12Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:23What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:30A fruity bra.
00:11:32I didn't expect my dear sister to be so...
00:11:35childish.
00:11:37Nope.
00:11:38I need a serious glow-up.
00:11:40No more of this childish shit.
00:11:55Okay, that's a good boy.
00:11:58No, these are not toys.
00:12:00These are toys.
00:12:01These are toys.
00:12:16Oh no.
00:12:18And a fruity bra to Lacey Dom's.
00:12:20I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:25Sorry about that.
00:12:26Can you just give it back to me, please?
00:12:28Nope.
00:12:29Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:32And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:37Oh my god, don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:40No, it has nothing to do with you.
00:12:43I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some underwear, too, while I was at it.
00:12:47That's all.
00:12:48I told you not to go to that party.
00:12:50You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:52Back off.
00:12:53I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:12:56Yeah.
00:13:07Whoa, I feel super weird saying this,
00:13:09but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:13My sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:19I'm gonna hang out with my new friends.
00:13:21I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:26Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not...
00:13:38This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:46Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:50Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:51Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:13:53Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:13:55I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:13:57Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:13:59Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:00You always bring me trouble, you stupid selfish dick.
00:14:07Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:14Hold on.
00:14:17Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:22Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:24Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:30Come on, Kris, get a hold of yourself.
00:14:33She's your sister.
00:14:40Hey, Kylie, I'm here.
00:14:49Hey, Abigail.
00:14:50What brings you here?
00:14:52Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:14:58But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:01Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:04Aw, you must have misunderstood me.
00:15:07But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:09Is this for me?
00:15:10Let's have a look.
00:15:17Juice?
00:15:18What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:19If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:25It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:29No, don't go.
00:15:30You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:47I don't understand.
00:15:48I thought you wanted to be my friend.
00:15:49Why would you do this to me?
00:15:51Friends?
00:15:51With you?
00:15:53My dad's the wealthiest guy in town and you think you can be my friend?
00:15:58Oh, I get it now.
00:15:59You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:04Hey guys, check out my new friend, Abby Fail.
00:16:08She sucks just as much as our stupid name.
00:16:12Aw, say cheese.
00:16:13Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:15Kylie, stop.
00:16:16Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:18Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:42Get off me.
00:16:44Leave me alone.
00:16:46Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:16:59Chris was right.
00:17:00You're the worst.
00:17:01I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:04Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:09Finally showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:10Let's be real.
00:17:11You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:15That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:18You slut!
00:17:20You're actually delusional.
00:17:22And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:25Because I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:27Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:29How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:36Let go of me!
00:17:40If this doesn't feel right, I gotta go find her.
00:17:43Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:46Hey man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:49Let go of me!
00:17:53Please let go!
00:17:55I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:17:56Why are you just going along with her?
00:17:58Enough bitching!
00:17:59I'm a queen!
00:18:00Come on guys!
00:18:01She's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool!
00:18:05No!
00:18:06Don't!
00:18:06No!
00:18:19My dress!
00:18:20It's too heavy!
00:18:21I'm sinking!
00:18:23Look at you
00:18:25Laying like a drowning dog
00:18:34Help me! Somebody help me!
00:18:38Aw, the crow you want
00:18:39This is my house
00:18:41No one's coming to see
00:18:42Oh my god, look at her
00:18:47This is so gonna blow up on TikTok
00:18:51Abigail!
00:19:20Chris...
00:19:20I'm sorry I'm late
00:19:21Are you alright?
00:19:28Chris, we were just having a little fun with her
00:19:31Fun, huh?
00:19:38How about now? You still having fun?
00:19:40What the fuck?
00:19:47Phone's in the pool, now!
00:19:54She's mine
00:19:55You mess with her, you mess with me
00:19:58Come on, let's go
00:19:59Let's go
00:20:18Shit, she's burning up
00:20:20Your dress is soaked
00:20:21We gotta get this thing off
00:20:23Hey
00:20:25Hey, Abigail
00:20:26Wake up
00:20:29Don't feel good
00:20:30She's so drunk
00:20:32Listen, you're running a fever
00:20:34Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes
00:20:37Okay
00:20:45Chris?
00:20:47Yeah?
00:20:48Did you say something?
00:21:00Abigail
00:21:01I'm cool, but I mean, Dad
00:21:03Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed
00:21:06Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:08Mm-hmm
00:21:09I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me
00:21:12Mm-mm
00:21:16Abigail, are you alright?
00:21:17Is something wrong?
00:21:24Abigail!
00:21:42Stay calm, she's your sister
00:21:43You don't feel anything
00:21:46Chris, are you hot too?
00:21:48Oh my god, she's so drunk
00:21:51And hot
00:21:56Don't
00:21:56It's really hot in here
00:21:58Let me help you cool down
00:22:03Oh, oh
00:22:11Shh, don't
00:22:31I guess she's downstairs
00:22:41Chris, why'd you just touch my lips
00:22:44And
00:22:46Are you hard?
00:22:48What is wrong with me?
00:22:50Why do I want my sister?
00:22:53Chris, are you mad at me?
00:22:54Look, you're right
00:22:56Kylie's the worst
00:22:57I shouldn't have gone
00:22:59Thank God you were there to save me
00:23:00It was kind of sweet
00:23:03Stop this, you can't want this
00:23:05You can't
00:23:06She's your sister
00:23:32God, what am I doing?
00:23:34Kissing my sister?
00:23:35Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:48Chris
00:24:03I'll have you
00:24:18Oh, Chris
00:24:19Oh, Chris
00:24:22Oh, Chris
00:24:24Yes
00:24:25Yes
00:24:33Oh
00:24:33My god
00:24:35How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:59Careful
00:25:15Oh, shit
00:25:16Why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:28Hey, get back here
00:25:30Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet
00:25:31Wait up for her and drive her to school
00:25:38Eat up, kiddo
00:25:39There's plenty to go around
00:25:41I don't want that to go around
00:25:52I know that you found somewhere there
00:25:55To lay your head at night
00:25:57She better love you right
00:25:59Ask her by me
00:26:01There's my much to tell her
00:26:03That's an oversight
00:26:05Over, overnight
00:26:12You're so hot
00:26:13You're so hot
00:26:15What?
00:26:17Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:21Wouldn't you just call me?
00:26:23Did you just say
00:26:24Abigail was hot?
00:26:27Fuck, stay cool, stay cool
00:26:29Don't let dad find out
00:26:30Ah, no
00:26:31I-I meant Bella
00:26:33Which must be
00:26:35Hot sitting under the table
00:26:36Um
00:26:38Hey, we're gonna be late
00:26:39We gotta go
00:26:40Hey
00:26:41Wait for your sister
00:26:50Remember rule number one?
00:26:52Yep
00:26:53Total strangers
00:26:54Got it
00:26:55Good
00:27:07What the fuck?
00:27:14Did Abigail just come out of Chris' car?
00:27:17What the fuck?
00:27:18She's never driven any girl to school
00:27:20Like, ever
00:27:21Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:23As if
00:27:24She's probably just another dumb bitch
00:27:25Trying to cling to him
00:27:26God, he always attracts
00:27:27The most desperate, trashy sluts
00:27:30Ah
00:27:31Ah
00:27:55Bro
00:27:55What's going on with you and the new girl?
00:27:58Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school
00:27:59Dude
00:28:00Nothing's going on between us, alright?
00:28:03Absolutely nothing at all
00:28:06Alright ladies in the pool first
00:28:08Boys, warm up
00:28:31Hey, stop, seriously
00:28:34Oops, sorry
00:28:35It's just so crowded in here, you know
00:28:38Totally an accident
00:28:53Oh shit, my top is gone
00:28:59Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:02Okay, ladies, that's time
00:29:04Boys, you're up
00:29:10Oh no, I think we're missing someone
00:29:12Pretty sure it's Abigail
00:29:19Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:21Is this someone's swimsuit?
00:29:27Abigail
00:29:28Is this yours?
00:29:29No freaking way
00:29:30Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:32Don't worry, girlie
00:29:33We'll record this iconic moment for you
00:29:36She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on
00:29:38What a fucking slut
00:29:40Can you please give it back?
00:29:42Uh-oh
00:29:43You're too far away
00:29:44I can't throw it all the way over there
00:29:46I'll just ask one of the guys to bring it to you
00:29:49Hey boy
00:29:51Abigail's bikini top fell off
00:29:53And she needs a hand putting it back on
00:29:56Any volunteers?
00:29:59Just throw it to me, please
00:30:01What?
00:30:03You're gonna swim over here?
00:30:05Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold
00:30:06All the guys are gonna see her tits
00:30:09We all know that's exactly what she wants
00:30:10Let's help her out then
00:30:12Schoolgirl skinny dips during class
00:30:14That's so going viral
00:30:21Holy shit
00:30:23What are these?
00:30:24Double Ds?
00:30:25Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips
00:30:28What should I do?
00:30:32Oh, yeah
00:30:32I'm gonna give it to her
00:30:34They won't see me if I'm underwater
00:30:42God, she's so pathetic
00:30:43Oh, Abigail
00:30:45Ready or not
00:30:46Here I come
00:30:50Stay away from her
00:30:51You son of a bitch
00:31:17God, she's so backyard
00:31:19Why do they walk?
00:31:30Shh, I don't know
00:31:32Oh, yeah
00:31:33I don't know
00:31:34Goodbye, you son of a bitch
00:31:35I normally can go
00:31:36I bourbon
00:31:43Everyone, turn around now!
00:31:52You're safe.
00:31:57Again?
00:31:58Wait, Chris.
00:31:59Don't get me wrong.
00:32:00I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:02I just wanted to help.
00:32:04You and you?
00:32:06You touch her again, I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:28I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:31No one's ever made me feel like this before, but she's my sister.
00:32:36God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:41He saved me.
00:32:42Again.
00:32:43No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:45Does Chris like me?
00:32:47Even just a little?
00:32:50I need to see him.
00:32:52I need to think him properly.
00:32:58Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:32:59I wanted to ask, are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:05Great.
00:33:06Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:08Look, bro, I know you.
00:33:09And you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:12Not ever.
00:33:14Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:16You happy now?
00:33:17For real?
00:33:18Nice.
00:33:19I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:22Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:24She's super cute.
00:33:25She has an insane body.
00:33:27She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:29Bro, you're tripping.
00:33:31Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:34She's got a flat chest, flat ass, scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:38Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:42Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:44He only helped you because you're like a sister to him.
00:33:50I was holding back, but now that I know she's just your sister,
00:33:54I'm totally going to go for her, man.
00:33:56Well, good luck with that, man.
00:33:58All right.
00:33:58See you later.
00:33:59See ya.
00:34:13Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:15I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:17No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:18You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:22Get out.
00:34:25Get out.
00:34:28Get out, dude.
00:34:30Hey.
00:34:37What are you guys doing?
00:34:46Abigail.
00:34:48You want to go to the movies?
00:34:49Just me and you?
00:34:55No, Abigail.
00:34:56Don't go.
00:35:03Bro, you're tripping.
00:35:05Abigail, she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:09Chris Lawrence, just watch.
00:35:11I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:14Sounds fun.
00:35:14I'm down.
00:35:16Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:21Take all the time you need.
00:35:23Okay.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:31Abigail.
00:35:33What are you doing in here?
00:35:34I have to change.
00:35:35Get out.
00:35:35You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:38Why not?
00:35:44Because.
00:35:47Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:35:49Are you serious?
00:35:51You are unreal.
00:35:52You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:35:55Get out.
00:35:56I may not have the perfect body, but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:01Because I am.
00:36:01I know I am.
00:36:02Get out.
00:36:03That's not, that's not what I meant.
00:36:04I said get out.
00:36:10Damn it.
00:36:10Why did I say that?
00:36:12God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm going to explode.
00:36:16But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:20Shit.
00:36:21I should apologize to her.
00:36:25Fuck.
00:36:27Fuck.
00:36:53Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:36:56I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:36:58Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:02Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:05Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk.
00:37:08He's just going to end up hurting you.
00:37:09You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:12Like with me.
00:37:13I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:21Oh, yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:23Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:26Because it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:33Fuck!
00:37:34Fuck!
00:37:34I don't know.
00:38:04I don't know.
00:38:38I don't know.
00:38:38Don't mind him.
00:38:40Have some more popcorn.
00:39:01What the fuck?
00:39:02Sorry, man.
00:39:03My hand's lit.
00:39:07why did that guy seem so familiar
00:39:12jeez
00:39:13i'm a mess
00:39:14i'm sorry that asshole cut our date short
00:39:17that's okay
00:39:18i still had a nice time
00:39:27what the hell was she even laughing about
00:39:29what she talks to a guy for like two hours and seven
00:39:32they're fucking soulmates
00:39:35hey you got something right there
00:39:38did i get it
00:39:40no not quite
00:39:41hold on
00:39:56no no no no this is whack
00:39:58look my sister can date other guys
00:40:01but not my best friend
00:40:04i need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her
00:40:14does she actually like him
00:40:23oh um thanks
00:40:30you're really cute
00:40:56why why would i think of him at a time like this
00:41:02i um i'm just not feeling too good so i'm gonna head home
00:41:11you're the first person to ever turn me down abigail
00:41:14that only makes me want you more
00:41:19morning son
00:41:21morning
00:41:22and chris make sure your calendar's clear next weekend we're gonna go visit the graves of abigail's parents
00:41:28what did you say
00:41:29what did you say
00:41:30gross chris
00:41:31wait no no no what did you say you said her parents died what do you mean aren't you her
00:41:35parents you said she was my sister
00:41:36chris i am not playing these games with you today
00:41:39no no dad i'm being serious is abigail my biological sister or not
00:41:48no of course not abigail is the daughter of my best friend he and his wife died in the line
00:41:53of duty
00:41:57oh i knew it god i knew it i'm not a freak
00:42:05well i don't know about that
00:42:07then the story starts to wrap up hero comes home a changed person
00:42:11so who can answer what are the three different parts in a play
00:42:16when he's not talking he's really not that bad
00:42:26is she that obsessed with oscar god as soon as i find out she's actually not my sister she falls
00:42:32head
00:42:32over heels for my best bro fucking perfect abigail do you know the answer
00:42:41abigail answer the question
00:42:43i um i i i i i
00:42:52i choose b
00:42:56my question was what are the different parts in a three-act play
00:43:01abigail i expect you to pay more attention moving forward
00:43:04yes miss panna
00:43:11still an asshole
00:43:15what does abigail have that i don't
00:43:24chris just wait till we get home i'm telling dad you're a big fat boy
00:43:29oh my god evie everett is back isn't she chris's girlfriend
00:43:35chris's girlfriend
00:43:36oh the one in the photo the one in the locket that he never takes off
00:43:41yeah they're childhood sweethearts back then chris would follow evie to her ballet class and back
00:43:46every day he stuck to her like glue
00:43:48then two years ago evie got into the royal ballet she's the youngest principal dancer ever
00:43:54isn't she awesome
00:43:55isn't she awesome
00:43:57she sounds incredible
00:44:20evie's back our queen bee's back
00:44:33oh my god they're so cute aren't they just perfect together
00:44:40so she's chris's girlfriend
00:44:42oh she's flawless
00:44:44i've never seen anyone so gorgeous
00:44:46so graceful
00:44:48see that's evie
00:44:50the only girl chris has eyes for
00:44:52she's everything that you're not
00:44:55hey guys
00:44:56look what we have here
00:45:00it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:05your teasing drives me mad
00:45:07you pick on me till i'm sad
00:45:09but i still want you so bad
00:45:14you're stubborn
00:45:15you're annoying
00:45:16but your smile's my undoing
00:45:18i think i really like you
00:45:22you kept me up last night
00:45:24thinking about that kiss
00:45:25i'd give you my first time
00:45:27and let you show me please
00:45:29stop it
00:45:30give it back
00:45:31give it back to me
00:45:32abigail your kindergarten love poems are so cute
00:45:35no wonder you're still a virgin
00:45:37go on tell us
00:45:39who exactly are you gonna lose it to
00:45:43who exactly are you planning to give it to
00:45:45give it back to me
00:45:50kylie cut it out
00:45:53wow abigail
00:45:54didn't know you had it in you
00:45:56miss goody two shoes over here
00:45:58has been two-timing oscar and chris
00:46:00no no it's not what you think
00:46:03don't be shy girl
00:46:04share with the class
00:46:08who is that letter for oscar or chris
00:46:15is abigail's love letter for me
00:46:20the letter is speak up
00:46:22oh my god was i right
00:46:24you've liked chris all along haven't you
00:46:27tell everyone
00:46:28tell oscar
00:46:29who's chris to you
00:46:37i'm the one
00:46:38chris is my brother
00:46:48chris is my brother
00:46:51and and this letter is for oscar
00:46:56really
00:46:57because i've already cut it bad for you abigail
00:47:05fuck
00:47:05i'm supposed to be saying that
00:47:13i'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as evie
00:47:17plus chris only thinks of me as his baby sister
00:47:24i want to go home
00:47:26i want to go home
00:47:27it's okay
00:47:28i'll get you home
00:47:30abigail
00:47:31your first love died before it even had a chance
00:47:41hey abigail
00:47:43you said you wrote that love letter for me
00:47:45is it true
00:47:47i
00:47:47abigail
00:47:48you don't have to be shy
00:47:50i'll say it again
00:47:52i like you
00:47:55i just need you to say it
00:47:57do you like me too
00:48:01i
00:48:02i
00:48:11my brother
00:48:12he he doesn't have an umbrella
00:48:13so i i should probably go home
00:48:16it's raining cats and dogs out here
00:48:17get home safe okay
00:48:29are you crazy
00:48:30it's storming out here
00:48:31why are you just standing under the pouring rain
00:48:33the rain didn't stop you from
00:48:35flirting with oscar
00:48:36he was just walking me home okay that's all
00:48:38that's all
00:48:40please
00:48:41everyone knows you guys like each other
00:48:43i mean
00:48:44didn't you write on those love poems
00:48:46aren't you obsessed with them
00:48:48why are you being so difficult
00:48:49let's just go inside and we can talk about it okay
00:48:52we can go inside
00:48:54if you agree to my third rule
00:48:56what
00:48:57rule number one
00:48:58in public
00:48:59we're complete strangers
00:49:01i can't have anyone know when we live under the same earth
00:49:04no way
00:49:04okay easy peasy
00:49:05rule number two
00:49:06you stay at least three feet away from me
00:49:09at all times
00:49:13rule number three
00:49:15no more oscar
00:49:16you're mine
00:49:30that was my first kiss
00:49:38tactically not your first
00:49:39what do you mean
00:49:41never mind
00:49:42abigail
00:49:44i want
00:49:46you
00:50:13chris
00:50:16maybe we shouldn't
00:50:17your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:19no
00:50:20don't worry
00:50:20he's gone on a fishing trip
00:50:22he's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:33chris
00:50:34chris i
00:50:40chris i
00:50:43chris i
00:50:44i
00:50:44i don't know how
00:50:47that's all right
00:50:48abs
00:50:48you're doing amazing
00:51:03i want you to feel me
00:51:15god
00:51:16god he's so hard
00:51:20sorry
00:51:20did i do something wrong
00:51:23did i do something wrong
00:51:26you're doing amazing
00:51:34now
00:51:35now let me return the favor
00:51:39wait maybe
00:51:40maybe we shouldn't
00:51:42it's okay
00:51:43you can trust me
00:51:46am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris
00:51:48my adopted brother
00:52:00look at me
00:52:01look at me
00:52:12kids wait till you see what i got
00:52:16chris
00:52:17what the devil are you doing
00:52:20dad
00:52:21chris
00:52:22what the devil are you doing
00:52:24dad
00:52:25i'm just uh
00:52:26just exercising
00:52:28exercise
00:52:30please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:35oh shit
00:52:35what am i gonna do
00:52:37what no
00:52:38no no i would never
00:52:39dad
00:52:39come on you gotta believe me
00:52:41you're my dad
00:52:41yeah i'm your dad so i know what you're like
00:52:45what's this
00:52:50what's this
00:52:54uh it's a napkin
00:52:55napkin
00:52:56a napkin yeah i was um
00:52:57i was eating dinner
00:52:59sorry dad on the couch
00:53:00i know i'm not supposed to do that
00:53:01um
00:53:02what happened again
00:53:07dad
00:53:08i think you smell like fish from the trip
00:53:10uh i think you should you should go shower abigail's gonna be home any second here
00:53:13really i stink
00:53:14yeah i don't i don't smell anything
00:53:18yeah
00:53:19yeah all right
00:53:25i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:31look maybe
00:53:32maybe we should just tell him
00:53:35isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:37i mean is it
00:53:38he's your dad too
00:53:39and shit at this point he likes you but he likes me
00:53:42i think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:53:46chris do you actually like me
00:53:53chris do you actually like me
00:53:56because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy
00:53:58and now you want to make it official
00:54:00so what's with the 180
00:54:01abigail
00:54:02i gotta be honest
00:54:04up until recently i thought
00:54:07i thought you were my real sister
00:54:10like
00:54:11my blood sister
00:54:13what
00:54:14oh my god
00:54:16chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:21oh my god you are silly
00:54:22you are so silly
00:54:24it's all right
00:54:25okay okay i'll stop i'll stop i'll stop
00:54:29idiot
00:54:30a lovable idiot
00:54:35that's my girl
00:54:38what you looking at
00:54:40ah nothing
00:54:41listen chris
00:54:43i need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:54:46you and abigail aren't happy
00:54:49what
00:54:50what are you what are you talking about
00:54:52listen abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own
00:54:55it was literally his dying wish
00:54:58as a guardian i can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:01what's that supposed to mean
00:55:02what i'm not good enough for her
00:55:04no you're not
00:55:05i mean you get into fights you
00:55:07you sneak into clubs you were suspended last semester abigail's on her way to harvard
00:55:11she's out of your league son
00:55:30what's wrong
00:55:31what if someone sees us
00:55:32what's wrong with that
00:55:33what what am i not
00:55:34do you not think i'm good enough for you
00:55:35what no of course not
00:55:37it's just
00:55:38yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:55:45you're right
00:55:45you're right i'm sorry i
00:55:47i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:55:58see evie
00:55:59i was right
00:56:00they're not actually siblings
00:56:01i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:04since when did he have a sister
00:56:06maybe they're just like really close
00:56:08it's honestly refreshing seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:13abigail is it
00:56:14you think you can steal my man and get away with it
00:56:18not a goddamn chance
00:56:25i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:34oh my necklace
00:56:40that locket
00:56:45oh this
00:56:49two years ago
00:56:50right before i left for england
00:56:51chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:56:54look it even has a picture of us in it see
00:56:59he said they're a matching pair just like us
00:57:02and that he would wear it every day
00:57:04and that i should too
00:57:05so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:08he said that way everyone will know that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:13love
00:57:14love you forever
00:57:15i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your childhood sweetheart
00:57:18but
00:57:18i can tell he really means it
00:57:20and you're his sister right
00:57:22you know how he is
00:57:33oh abigail you are dumber than i thought
00:57:36a basic bitch like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:43it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:45he would wear it every day
00:57:46and that i should too
00:57:47so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him
00:57:50no
00:57:52no it's fine
00:57:53chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:00oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her
00:58:04what a joke
00:58:06just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:07what are you talking about
00:58:10you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:13we know exactly what's going on between you and chris
00:58:15want to know what you are to him
00:58:18you're a bet
00:58:19a bet
00:58:27yep ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie he's hated your guts
00:58:32you really think he likes you
00:58:33chris has been in love with evie this whole time
00:58:36chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:39he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:58:44oh look you're so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks
00:58:48yeah and evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:58:50chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:03tell me the truth
00:59:04did you make a bet about me
00:59:06you found out
00:59:10listen listen i can explain we thought it'd be funny if i
00:59:14answer one more question this locket
00:59:17the person you wear that for
00:59:18are you gonna love them forever and ever
00:59:20right
00:59:21right
00:59:23yeah
00:59:23yeah but it's
00:59:24okay i've heard enough
00:59:26i hate you chris
00:59:31dude did you tell abigail about our bet
00:59:33you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:36everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:41so i told them we have a bet
00:59:44look
00:59:45i'll go apologize to abigail all right
00:59:47that's on me
00:59:48he said i want you to help me get settled in
00:59:51you know with me being new here and all
00:59:53i don't know where anything is
00:59:54don't worry bro
00:59:55i got this
00:59:57plus abigail's your sister
00:59:58she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:01your family
01:00:02that's what family is for
01:00:09chris is such an asshole
01:00:11a total fucking jerk
01:00:14i'm in love with that jerk
01:00:15what am i gonna do
01:00:21it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:24so you knew about it too
01:00:26yeah
01:00:28sorry
01:00:30we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:33it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:36you don't have to apologize
01:00:38it's okay abigail
01:00:39this will be the last time you cry
01:00:42ever
01:00:46damn
01:00:46i thought you had this big crush on me
01:00:49you know i still have the love letters to prove it
01:00:51you know
01:00:51i was just caught off guard
01:00:57abigail will you forgive me
01:00:58we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:01oscar i should be the one to apologize
01:01:04i lied to you
01:01:07chris is not my real brother
01:01:08his father just adopted me last month
01:01:11that's why we've been living together
01:01:14i'm sorry i should have told you
01:01:16so that's why abigail's so special to chris
01:01:19he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:22he wants her to be his girl
01:01:25wow that's a surprise
01:01:29so um
01:01:31why tell me now
01:01:33i'm sorry oscar
01:01:35thank you for liking me
01:01:37i just
01:01:38i have feelings for someone else
01:01:44ah
01:01:47so
01:01:47there's someone else
01:01:50well he hurt you
01:01:51didn't he
01:01:52you know
01:01:54i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:01:57is to find someone new
01:02:01abigail
01:02:01i could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:04maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:05that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:07who knows
01:02:08you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:11i know that's selfish but
01:02:13god
01:02:13i want to give myself one more chin
01:02:20what the fuck are you doing
01:02:28what are you doing getting all cozy with oscar like this
01:02:30what do i just mean nothing to you
01:02:32oh great it's you
01:02:33what do you want
01:02:34tell me
01:02:36who is oscar to you
01:02:38oscar is my crush
01:02:39he's the guy that i like
01:02:41i want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:42what about me
01:02:43what about us
01:02:44bro chris you gotta calm down
01:02:46dude fuck off
01:02:48what are you so pissed off for
01:02:50okay so
01:02:51we messed around
01:02:52we had some fun
01:02:53so what
01:02:54messing around
01:02:55that's all that was to you
01:02:56yeah duh
01:02:57oscar can actually keep up with me
01:02:59do you think i would choose you
01:03:01a loser who cuts classes to pick fights
01:03:03tell me honestly
01:03:05do you actually mean that
01:03:06of course i do
01:03:09chris
01:03:11chris
01:03:12who fennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:15eves
01:03:15i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:22chris
01:03:23let's go shopping later
01:03:24i need new ballet slippers
01:03:26and there's this really cute pair i've been dying to get
01:03:28sure
01:03:29yeah
01:03:30whatever you want
01:03:30i'll get it for you
01:03:31let's go
01:03:35why am i so sad
01:03:37why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar
01:03:41so there's someone
01:03:43it's chris isn't it
01:03:44nope
01:03:45i absolutely cannot stand him
01:03:48i mean it
01:03:49i hate chris
01:03:50yeah yeah sure
01:03:51got it
01:03:53well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend
01:03:57dinner's on me
01:03:57you don't mind if i'm using you
01:03:59not at all
01:04:00i kind of like the brush of it
01:04:12try this
01:04:14sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:16okay
01:04:23oh wow
01:04:25you guys here on a date
01:04:26mind if we join
01:04:29you're my guest
01:04:45oh wow
01:04:46she's actually allergic to fish
01:04:48my man
01:04:51aww
01:04:52you and your sister really are super close
01:04:58yeah my big bro
01:05:01he loves to spoil me
01:05:03doesn't he
01:05:09let go
01:05:10what was that did you say you wanted some steak
01:05:14here
01:05:15let's get you some steak
01:05:20say ah
01:05:21open wide
01:05:24there you go
01:05:25say ah
01:05:27oh
01:05:28nice
01:05:34i sure do love my steak
01:05:35well let's get you another bite then
01:05:37say ah
01:05:39that's enough chris
01:05:40aww chris has always been so playful
01:05:42am i right
01:05:42he used to do stuff like that to me all the time
01:05:47honestly
01:05:47i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister
01:05:50keeping him happy while i was gone
01:05:52i was terrified
01:05:53he would just be sulking around the whole time
01:05:55because of how much he used me
01:06:05are you full
01:06:06if you're done let's go home
01:06:08hey man uh you take evie home
01:06:09i'm gonna take my sister
01:06:11you know what actually
01:06:12i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:16oscar
01:06:17didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:19you know the one that your friend works at
01:06:22abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:25so trust me i'd know
01:06:26let's go home
01:06:31let's go home
01:06:32no thank you
01:06:34i think that you should take evie on a really sweet date
01:06:37and i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night
01:06:39i said let's go home
01:06:42chris you're scaring abigail
01:06:44come on oscar let's go
01:06:49well just me at home tonight eves
01:06:51uh want to come over
01:06:52of course
01:07:06abigail
01:07:07you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:08don't tell me i snuck you in here
01:07:11for you to sit there and sulk
01:07:13i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now
01:07:15your boyfriend's right here
01:07:17and you're talking about another man
01:07:20you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:25bottoms up
01:07:25come on
01:07:26this is fun
01:07:28but we uh
01:07:29we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:30the cops show up
01:07:31we're busted
01:07:34fuck
01:07:35cops here we gotta go
01:07:42oscar
01:07:46wow
01:07:47i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:07:55how's it taste
01:07:56do you want to try
01:08:01fuck
01:08:01fuck
01:08:02fuck
01:08:02god please
01:08:04what is happening
01:08:06get out of the car
01:08:07why
01:08:08i have to go look for abigail
01:08:10chris i don't get it
01:08:12you asked me to come over
01:08:13didn't you
01:08:15come on let's have some fun
01:08:16oh cut the act
01:08:18already
01:08:18we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:21and
01:08:22why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:24i didn't know
01:08:25i
01:08:26i was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:28she is not
01:08:29my sister
01:08:33now get out
01:08:43and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:08:46i only let you get away with it before because i didn't like anyone but that's changed now
01:08:50so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:08:52if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth
01:08:57in front of everyone
01:09:02fuck
01:09:04oscar
01:09:05two miners right here
01:09:08stop right there
01:09:11shit
01:09:11i can't let my mom find out i was at a club
01:09:14she'll freeze my cards
01:09:15she'll confiscate my car
01:09:20oscar wait
01:09:25i'm gonna need to see some id miss
01:09:32abigail
01:09:39damn brunt
01:09:41come on let's go
01:09:41stop right here
01:09:45and go go go go
01:09:46go
01:09:47let it go
01:09:48let go
01:09:51run run run
01:09:53go
01:10:13we must have gone in here
01:10:15let's go
01:10:34why did you show up at the club
01:10:36i thought you were taking evie home
01:10:37hey you pushed me away first you don't get to play the victim now
01:10:43damn it adams i just i can't stay mad at you
01:10:58it's so cramped in here why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy
01:11:05oh
01:11:05oh nice
01:11:08i'm gonna stop
01:11:11okay wait so what about you and oscar didn't you guys just make it official
01:11:15he's just my fake boyfriend
01:11:17wait wait
01:11:19wait wait
01:11:19wait what
01:11:19sorry come again
01:11:20i asked oscar to be my fake boyfriend
01:11:23okay happy
01:11:24uh no actually not at all
01:11:27explain
01:11:28chris you're committed to loving evie forever
01:11:30so why do you keep playing with me
01:11:35loving evie when did i ever say that
01:11:38the locket the necklace that's for couples
01:11:42it's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever right
01:11:45it's proof that you love evie
01:11:48this
01:11:57it's not it's not evie
01:11:58nope
01:12:00so that's
01:12:01my mom
01:12:02she's beautiful
01:12:03so you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace
01:12:08no that's not it because you bet all of your buddies that you can get me to fall for you
01:12:11within three months
01:12:12so of course i don't believe that you actually like me
01:12:15i never said the bet was about making you fall for me the bet
01:12:18what what was it about
01:12:20it was about us getting into harvard i bet oscar that i would get into harvard over you
01:12:27harvard
01:12:32fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something i didn't even do
01:12:36now that we both know you've been a bad girl
01:12:38i think it's time
01:12:40i think it's time
01:12:41you finally get punished the way you deserve
01:12:43and what punishment would that be
01:12:46chris what are you doing let me down
01:12:48the more you fight it the worse it's gonna be
01:12:53what are you doing
01:12:56punishing you
01:13:11don't do that
01:13:12again
01:13:14using another guy to make me jealous i can't stand it
01:13:17you're mine
01:13:18abs
01:13:19no one else's
01:13:20okay i'm yours
01:13:37you're playing with fire
01:13:40don't hold back
01:13:41i can handle anything you give me
01:14:01I can't run fast enough
01:14:13I can't pick up the pace
01:14:15People run towards love
01:14:17Call my cause a craze
01:14:18Let's be real
01:14:20Some true love is really just a face
01:14:22Heard it all before
01:14:24Y'all just need a score
01:14:26Don't want it anymore
01:14:27Can't take it no more
01:14:29Love or I adore us
01:14:31Yes, and I am sure
01:14:33Because love is war
01:14:35You taste even better than last
01:14:42Be careful
01:14:43You might get addicted
01:15:04Good morning, princess
01:15:05Good morning
01:15:08Chris, remember you can't sleep in today
01:15:10You've got to
01:15:11What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:17I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I?
01:15:19She is not like you
01:15:21It's my fault
01:15:21If you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:23I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:25You like Chris?
01:15:27Yes
01:15:28I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:31Really?
01:15:31Him?
01:15:32What do you see in this...
01:15:34I mean, sure, he inherited my handsome face
01:15:37But other than that
01:15:38That face is good enough for me
01:15:39I promised your father
01:15:41I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:15:43In a year, you're going to be at Harvard
01:15:45You're going to meet a boy who treats you right
01:15:47And can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:15:49Seriously, dad?
01:15:50I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:15:52She's made me change my ways
01:15:54I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet that
01:15:56I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:00I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:04Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:06Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:09There are billions of people out there
01:16:12But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:15Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:18The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:22All right, Chris
01:16:22You've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:25And if you don't get into Harvard
01:16:26You can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:30God damn, dad
01:16:31You can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:40So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:16:42That's pretty bold
01:16:43You're crushing on your adopted brother
01:16:47Maybe I fell for you first
01:16:49But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:16:52Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:16:55I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:00From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:04Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:07We graduated from Harvard
01:17:08Became husband and wife
01:17:10Started a beautiful family together
01:17:12And every single day
01:17:14I fall in love with him all over again
01:17:22And every single day
01:17:25And so I wish that he was worried about doing my lifexicoJEI
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