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My Dad Is Poseidon Ep
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:59What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
07:50You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:20Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:23What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:08I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:15This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:32Mommy. Mommy!
10:36Mommy!
10:37Mommy!
10:40Mommy!
10:46Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:03Mommy!
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Leora.
11:25Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:30It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No, let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss, soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:11Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:15Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:44It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:12What a lively little snack.
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:28You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:35A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:40Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy, help!
15:01Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:43I'm not-
16:04But I've got a
16:04Katrina.
16:04motel
16:04you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:11i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders ha you ruined my
16:21meal
16:23wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:32two courses for the price of one
16:42bitch
16:47jack take lily and run go
16:55run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:06you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure
17:13that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:24what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:31the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:39wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:44whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:51about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:07so
18:11oh
18:12oh
18:12Oh, my God.
18:15Oh, my God.
18:44Have mercy.
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter.
18:46I swear it.
18:47Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my Lord.
18:51Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:06Enjoying the show?
19:08Oh, my God.
19:13Oh, my God.
19:18Oh, my God.
19:20Listen to me.
19:22If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:28Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes.
19:31Yes, my leash.
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up
19:49the truth myself.
19:58That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon?
20:03Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:07Sea God myth, ancient history.
20:10Want to bet?
20:10There ain't no Sea King anymore.
20:23The world's the same as ever.
20:25The dead are louder than the living.
20:28Who the hell are you?
20:29You're in Hades territory, asshole.
20:32You're in Hades territory, asshole.
20:43Poseidon?
20:53Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:11I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:46Little fish.
21:56Headed staff?
21:56One shot?
21:58The Sea King?
21:59He's real.
22:02Hades.
22:04You hiding?
22:05Come out.
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:09One.
22:11Two.
22:15Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:22Boss, this bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:31Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:34Get out.
22:35In front of Poseidon.
22:37Your ants.
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:48I'm not here for fun.
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:56Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
22:59You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:05Everyone!
23:06Drop what you're doing!
23:07Full sweep on the Leora and Child!
23:10Every resource, every contact.
23:12Now!
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:21Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:33Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:35Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:39Let's move.
23:51We'll make a nice stew.
23:53Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha!
24:01A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:08Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold, or I drag your corpse back.
24:17Mommy?
24:18Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:49Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:51This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:55I'll go with you.
24:57On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:00No!
25:01No, Mommy!
25:02I'm not leaving you!
25:14Kids mine.
25:15You die.
25:19You poisoned me?
25:23My poison fog.
25:25The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:29Give up!
25:31You've gone too far.
25:32Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:38You're wounded.
25:40You're wounded.
25:40Poisoned.
25:42Done.
25:43The kid's coming with me.
25:47Don't touch her!
25:48Come at me!
25:50Feisty one.
25:52Dylan wants you dead.
25:53But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:03Such a pretty face.
26:05All mine now.
26:09Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily!
26:20Lily!
26:21Run!
26:22Get out of here!
26:26Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:39Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:50Your hands off her!
26:59You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:08Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:13You okay, babe?
27:15So you're the boyfriend.
27:17Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:21You okay, babe.
27:32No!
27:34I don't know.
27:36I don't know.
27:42No!
27:44I don't know.
27:46I don't know.
27:47Demon run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:36You
28:53Daddy don't leave mommy I don't want to lose her
28:57Lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay we're going back for her right now
29:09Hand over the kid I'll make your death quick
29:20Lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:31You are the best
29:41Some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
29:48You're not human who the hell are you
29:51My daughter's here so I'm keeping it clean
29:54Disappear
30:13Okay Lily
30:14You can turn around now
30:20Daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:22He got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
30:32Lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:37I'll be right back
30:43Daddy be careful
30:46Don't worry Lily no one's ever beaten your dad
30:55That poison's eating you alive little nymph
30:58How much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:03So what I'll drag you to hell with me before I die
31:18Damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:26For Jack and Lily even if I die I'm taking this beast down with me
31:33No signal
31:34You trying to hog the glory
31:36More coming
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily
31:39No choice
31:40I'm taking them down with me
31:42This the woman Dylan wants
31:43Where the kid
31:45Some guy took the brat
31:48Useless
31:49Grab her first
31:50Then we hunt the child
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe
32:01You all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:17Why did you come back where's Lily
32:23Lily
32:24Lily's safe
32:24Don't push yourself
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover
32:30Her taste is trash
32:32Beg now
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:37Refuse
32:38And you'll be screaming
32:39End it fast
32:43You
32:44In our eyes you're not even an enemy
32:46Just weeds to be crushed under feet
32:50Just hold on a little longer
32:53Jack means more to me than anything
32:55I won't let him get hurt
33:06You want my husband
33:08Step over my corpse first
33:11In a hurry to die
33:12Fine
33:13I'll oblige
33:42You're half dead already
33:43You're half dead already
33:45How the hell did you knock me back
33:47The sea is sinking
33:48Those are Poseidon's warriors
33:51This
33:52Can't be
34:17Ancient Ekethra
34:19The coastal legend monster
34:21Why would she be here
34:26Our boss has real backing
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
34:31No matter how strong you are
34:33Kneel and beg
34:35They're coming for us
34:36We're finished
34:37Don't worry darling
34:39Things might turn around
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured
34:42Now we await the sea king's warriors
34:45To execute this peasant
34:48They're here for me
34:49Jack
34:50Stay behind me
34:51With me here
34:52No one touches you
34:54Stop saying that Jack
34:55Look around
34:56We're surrounded
34:56We could actually die here
35:04My lords
35:05Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:11You worthless creature
35:13You shouldn't even exist
35:16Where I stand
35:24Who dares show such insolence
35:28Before the lord of the sea
35:30You shouldn't even exist
35:34You shouldn't even exist
35:35You shouldn't even exist
35:35You shouldn't even exist
35:36You shouldn't even exist
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