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00:01Mr. Incognito, Mr. Fancy Pants, who could possibly win?
00:07When Margo was little, she played with dolls and practiced her make-believe with a vengeance.
00:12You think, punk? You're a dead man. Try me, loser. Burn, die, kill, and crush.
00:21An only child needs to develop a complex inner world, and this one could pretend just about anything.
00:26And they're still down, and they're fighting.
00:28Eventually, her imagination became her playmate.
00:32Entire alien worlds bloomed inside her head.
00:35Lives she never lived. Impossible possibilities.
00:40Sometimes, she wondered if this was a curse.
00:42Was her father's carny lifestyle and career as a fabulist in her blood?
00:51Or was she just trying to avoid reality by rewriting it?
01:04The beginning of a story, when you start to read it, is like a first date.
01:08You hope that from the opening lines, the magic will happen,
01:11and that you will sink into the narrative like a hot bath, giving yourself over entirely.
01:17That's what you want.
01:19For the author to come right up to you in the dark of your twisted mind,
01:22and kiss you on the throat.
01:27Miss Millett?
01:30Can you hold back a second?
01:34Did I write it?
01:35Of course I wrote it.
01:37I do not plagiarize.
01:38I wrote that.
01:39Okay, then my second question is, why are you here?
01:48This paper is excellent.
01:49Why are you at Fullerton College? You can go anywhere.
01:52Yeah, right.
01:53Like Harvard?
01:54Yes, like Harvard.
01:56I don't think they let you in there for writing a good English paper.
01:58That is exactly why they let you in.
02:04Oh.
02:06I'm meeting him for coffee.
02:08I'm sorry, what? Why?
02:10What?
02:10Marco, if a professor asks a student to get coffee...
02:12It's because he wants to fuck her.
02:14They've actually done studies.
02:15He's married.
02:16Oh, gee, then.
02:18I want to get coffee with him, okay?
02:20Why? Is he cute?
02:21He thinks my writing is brilliant.
02:24And he meant it.
02:25Okay, do you not see the irony here?
02:27He wows you with the characters in books are not real.
02:29It's why the reader falls for them.
02:30And now here you are, falling for him, who is equally unreal.
02:33About just the title, Professor, makes him mysteriously non-human in your eyes.
02:36Can you for once not analyze me?
02:38I don't need to analyze you.
02:39I know you.
02:40And you're probably a character in a book for him, too.
02:43One with sticky pages.
02:44Oh, don't be gross.
02:45I'm meeting your mother.
02:46Do I need to call your mother?
02:48I'm not gonna sleep with the guy, okay?
02:52I'm not!
02:53It's possible that I might be a leg man.
02:57I always thought I was a forearm man, because of this little nut between the bicep and the forearm.
03:02But, my lord, this leg.
03:05My mother has the best legs in the history of the planet.
03:09I used to think that I wanted to grow up to be them.
03:12Her legs.
03:13And then I thought, no, I want to be her sheer black pantyhose.
03:16She works at Bloomingdale's.
03:19I think maybe I was imprinted like a baby duck to her stockings.
03:23I mean, can you imagine wanting to grow up to be hoes?
03:25Good that you reset your aspirations.
03:29Do you remember when you first wanted to become a writer?
03:31Ever since I was little.
03:34Probably because of my father.
03:35He used to read to me when I was a baby.
03:37Really?
03:38What does he think of your writing?
03:40Oh, he's never read me.
03:42I was raised by a single mom, so he would pop in and out, but...
03:47It's not like I can really claim to know him.
03:49Well, I think you should send him one of your pieces.
03:52I think he would be quite proud to know you.
03:55So, I wrote you a poem.
03:58The Hungry Ghost.
04:01In the dark, we turn to one another.
04:04Like deformed doves, confused that we have bodies.
04:08I feel nothing.
04:10Keep touching me.
04:12I feel nothing.
04:14I'm a hungry ghost.
04:20Isn't it amazing?
04:22It's creepy.
04:23It's beautiful.
04:25Your blood sugar's low.
04:27Go to the store right now and buy some OJ and Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips.
04:30I'm fine.
04:31I don't want orange meal.
04:32Honestly, Margo, I think you should get away from this dude.
04:35Get him to write a recommendation for you.
04:36Either that or you report him.
04:38Oh, maybe he can shoehorn you into NYU.
04:39You, uh...
04:40We have real professors here, by the way, who are more into teaching than getting into their
04:43students' pants.
04:44Fuck off.
04:46Hello?
04:47Did you just throw me?
04:48Margo, pick up that phone.
04:50Stay away from him.
04:52Margo, stay away from him.
05:08Thank you for coming.
05:13Uh, uh, uh, no.
05:14Not here.
05:15This is the sacred place.
05:18That is actually why I had you meet me here today.
05:25So?
05:25So, this place is obviously an important part of me.
05:33As are you.
05:35As is God.
05:36I'd like to incorporate God more into the equation of us.
05:43Okay.
05:44It's great that you're with us on Sundays.
05:47I want you to be among us.
05:56Okay.
05:57The choir?
05:58Uh.
05:59You agreed to be in the choir.
06:01Well, it would be less painful than being on some committee.
06:03Is it a cult?
06:04This church?
06:05Yeah.
06:06Kenny wants me to, um, be among the Episcopalians.
06:12House school?
06:13Any upticks in your intelligence?
06:15Some.
06:18Hold on.
06:18Oh, Mom.
06:20You can't just do this to somebody.
06:22I only do this to you.
06:23You have such beautiful eyes, and I'm tired of being the only one who thinks so.
06:27What are you studying?
06:28Well, um, my lit class, I have this amazing professor, which, I mean, who knew at Fullerton
06:36College, right?
06:37He thinks that I could have a real future as a writer.
06:40Could you imagine me as a real writer?
06:43Yes, I can imagine that.
06:45Tell me about him.
06:47Who?
06:49Your professor?
06:53Well, he's great.
06:56There's this contagion in the way that he teaches.
07:00He has a way of really making you feel the books, feel the characters.
07:06Hmm.
07:07Tell me more.
07:09That's it.
07:10There's nothing really more to tell.
07:12Well, that isn't true, is it?
07:18Oh, my God.
07:19If you want to get free...
07:31Who's that?
07:32It's one of my roommates.
07:33Roommates?
07:34I told you I had roommates.
07:35You didn't say they would be home.
07:36Well, see what part of them is.
07:37Let's go over there.
07:38It's a stress-bearing wall.
07:46He is tender and thoughtful and sweet.
07:49And he writes beautiful emails.
07:51Let me read you one.
07:52Marco, he's a 30-something-year-old professor shipping a student.
07:56Do not be falling in love with him.
07:58I'm not going to fall in love with him.
08:00But he's making me fall in love with you some.
08:02And that's the oldest trick in the book.
08:04Look, you're too smart for this.
08:24Oh, my God.
08:27Oh, sorry.
08:30It's how I exercise.
08:33To that?
08:34To him.
08:35Yeah.
08:35I love wrestling.
08:37And he's my favorite.
08:39Isn't he retired?
08:41You follow wrestling?
08:43No.
08:45Oh, well, yeah.
08:46He has the most amazing bellow.
08:48It's like Tarzan.
08:50Ah!
09:05So this bitch, Beckham, she's probably just jealous, you know?
09:08Friends can get envious that way.
09:10What exactly would she have to be envious of?
09:12Well, she's stuck in the Big Apple studying at a major university while you get to be here in Fullerton
09:16working a night shift.
09:17With you.
09:18With you.
09:19With me.
09:20Oh.
09:21Are you still nauseous?
09:23Oh, it's just a bad taco, I think.
09:25It's fine.
09:26Oh.
09:29Dude, that is not cool.
09:31Oh, I'm so sorry.
09:32You've been nauseous for three days, dude.
09:34You think maybe you should take a test?
09:36What do you mean a test?
09:37I mean a test.
09:38The kind you can't study for at Fullerton College.
09:42Okay.
09:51Ooh.
09:53Bye.
09:55Bye.
10:00Bye.
10:17oh my fuck
10:19holy shit
10:22um
10:23okay
10:26okay
10:30well um
10:31I want to be there to support you
10:33in any way possible
10:36yeah like
10:37I would start by calling Planned Parenthood
10:39but I don't know if a private doctor does it
10:41or if it's nicer
10:42I don't want you to have to go to some cheap clinic
10:44um
10:48what
10:49sounds like you've made my decision
10:52excuse me
10:53that I should have an abortion
10:54what
10:57I would never
10:58make such a decision for you
11:00that is your decision to make
11:01I mean ours
11:03together
11:04but a woman's body
11:05your body
11:06your right
11:07I totally respect that
11:09of course
11:10obviously
11:13are you Catholic?
11:15no
11:17but terminating a life
11:21that's something to think about
11:23as is aborting
11:24your future
11:25Margo
11:26your promise
11:28ever had one of these before?
11:30no
11:31well
11:31when the fetus is this size
11:33we can't see well enough
11:34through the belly
11:35so
11:36we have to take a peek internally
11:37you're gonna stick that
11:39in me?
11:40well
11:40the gel is heated
11:41so it shouldn't be too bad
11:42how can it not be bad?
11:44I'm about to be fucked
11:44by a robot
11:47sorry
11:47that just came out
11:49I've heard worse
11:50are we ready?
11:51are we ready?
11:53yeah
11:53I guess we're ready
11:55make yourself comfortable
11:58here we go
12:11what's that?
12:12well that's the heartbeat
12:19it is
12:20I would say
12:21based on these measurements
12:23that you're about
12:25nine to ten weeks
12:27what?
12:27oh I should have asked
12:28do you want to copy the photo?
12:31yeah
12:41do we know what we want to do
12:42about the pregnancy?
13:03I like your nails
13:07thanks
13:11ten weeks
13:12do you want to see the picture?
13:15no
13:20you want to keep it
13:21don't you?
13:24I don't know
13:36you keep this baby
13:37you're taking care of it
13:38it would be your child
13:39I know
13:42god damn it
13:43you were in college
13:45you were going to be somebody
13:46who was I going to be?
13:47you know what I mean
13:48you were going to have a career
13:49and you were going to like
13:50do things
13:51what things?
13:52whatever you wanted
13:55you were going to have a career
13:55oh my god
13:56oh my god
13:58how do I tell Kenny?
13:59Kenny?
14:00he's religious
14:03he'll either be shocked
14:04that you're having an abortion
14:05or that you got knocked up
14:06in the first place
14:07I don't really care
14:08what Kenny thinks
14:09well
14:10you need to
14:11because he could end up
14:12your stepdad
14:14fuck
14:14fuck
14:15fuck
14:15fuck
14:15fuck
14:19I'm sorry
14:23you know me well enough
14:24when I get scared
14:26god when I got pregnant with you
14:28I was terrified
14:29you kept me
14:30a one night stand
14:31from a guy who picked you up
14:32at Hooters
14:33I mean what would possess you?
14:37I thought he was the one
14:40your dad
14:40you didn't even know his name
14:42I guess I'm going to have to tell dad
14:43by the way
14:44if I decide to keep it
14:46promise that I
14:47keep him in a loop
14:48on the big stuff
14:49yeah when was the last time
14:50you talked to him?
14:52not in a while
14:54closer to never
14:55than recently
14:59how did you break the news
15:00when you were pregnant?
15:05um
15:10one night
15:11he and a few of his friends
15:13came into the restaurant
15:15and
15:15drunk
15:17off their asses
15:18and
15:18after my shift
15:20he took me back
15:21to his hotel room
15:22and
15:22I told him
15:29he
15:30seemed
15:31really
15:31happy
15:32it was
15:33weird
15:34like
15:35he
15:35couldn't stop smiling
15:36and he was rubbing my tummy
15:38and
15:38then
15:39he told me
15:40he was married
15:41and
15:41that
15:43kind of
15:44broke my heart
15:46and
15:47I was crying
15:48and
15:50he said
15:52I'm
15:52really glad
15:53that I met you
15:55and
15:56I realized
15:58I was
16:00I was really glad
16:01that I met him too
16:02you know
16:03you come into town
16:04we get together
16:04and he'd
16:05sometimes bring you a toy
16:06rock you on his knee
16:07and
16:07you know
16:08hoist you around some
16:11hoist me around some
16:12and
16:13oh
16:14my friends thought
16:14I was the biggest dumbass
16:15on earth
16:16but I
16:17I loved him
16:21you chose to keep me
16:25I did
16:30do you believe things happen for a reason
16:34I don't know
16:35I think you want to wreck your life
16:37I ruined your life
16:42you ruined my life
16:44so pretty
16:54you ruined my life so pretty
16:55are you in love with him
16:56your professor
16:58I'm not in love with him
17:03I don't want him
17:07for whatever reason
17:11I want this baby
17:16I want it more than I've ever wanted anything
17:31it's very important that you not judge her
17:33why would we do that
17:35we're not judging people
17:36I'm just saying she's going to need our support
17:37I'm not going to faint support for a decision I don't approve of
17:40she's a student
17:41supposedly a feminist
17:42I mean what message is she sending
17:46hey
17:47what's up
17:49we were planning your baby shower
17:51we were
17:52you really don't want a baby shower
17:54whether you want one or not
17:55you're going to need stuff
17:56and that's the best way to get it
17:57hey
17:57may I ask
17:58is he going to be part of the picture
18:01evidently not
18:02what do you mean evidently
18:04he's gone a bit silent
18:05after I told him I'm having it
18:08he's gone stone cold silent
18:09he sent me another poem
18:11ooh
18:13what do you mean
18:36what do you mean
18:47he comes
18:47he comes
18:48he comes
18:48he's singing
18:48oh he's golden
18:50bababula baby
18:51what I say
18:52he comes
18:52he comes
18:53he's singing
18:53I got a moment
18:54down in the tunnel
18:55trying to make it be great
18:57he got the action
18:58he got the motion
18:59oh yeah
19:00the boy can play
19:02dedication
19:03devotion
19:04turn it all to night time
19:05in every day
19:06do the song about the sea
19:07lowly moon
19:08do the song about the night
19:10do the walk
19:28do the walk
19:45do the walk
19:51do the walk
19:53yeah
19:54do the walk
20:18I'm not a serious person
20:21what kind of person
20:22what kind of person are you
20:24the cheesy one
20:26can I ask you something
20:29why do you always write
20:30in the third person
20:31I think that it makes me
20:33have more
20:35sympathy for the character
20:37my character
20:38makes it easier for me
20:39to like myself
20:41you're the most singular
20:42woman I've ever met
20:50hey
20:51hey
20:52you alright
20:54you've been kinda quiet
20:55and I get triggered
20:56by long stretches
20:57of silences
20:58how did I let this happen
21:00I can read a comment
21:01that
21:01it's not about
21:02me falling in love
21:04with him as it is
21:05him making me
21:07fall in love
21:07with myself
21:08I think that's
21:09what he did
21:11he made me feel important
21:14what am I gonna do
21:16I can't even get a deep breath
21:17it causes
21:17this
21:18stabbing pain
21:19what I do
21:20is
21:21I just pretend that
21:23stuff is make believe
21:25that's why I watch wrestling
21:26you know
21:26instead of other sports
21:27because it's all
21:28scripted
21:29it's pre-thought out
21:30I feel safe watching it
21:32this is definitely
21:33not pre-thought out
21:35and I don't feel safe
21:36maybe try your father again
21:39dads are always good
21:40at making their daughters
21:40feel important
21:41I've texted him
21:42a gazillion times
21:45maybe your mom
21:48could try the goodwill
21:49they might have a used
21:50upper baby
21:50they won't have
21:51anything there but crap
21:52brown floral fabric
21:53and cheap plastic
21:54you wanted to grow up
21:55and spit from truck windows
21:57and laugh at racist jokes
21:58come on
21:59I get a discount
22:00look at this stuff
22:03how can they be so expensive
22:06twelve hundred dollars
22:07that's more than I paid
22:08for my car
22:09well it's
22:09of higher quality
22:13it's just all so beautiful
22:15it really is
22:22what are you doing?
22:24this is the world
22:25that my baby deserves
22:26the one I won't come close
22:28to being able to afford
22:29get up
22:30off the floor
22:32this is so wrong
22:33you are making
22:34a scene
22:35get yourself back up
22:37off the floor
22:37young lady
22:39there are no
22:40victims
22:41in Bloomingdale's
22:51fine
22:58hi bar
22:59I need this one
22:59let's go
23:06oh god
23:07mom
23:16get in
23:18it will not hold me
23:19get in
23:20here let me try
23:22let me try
23:22let me try
23:24bye
23:31thanks mom
23:32even with the discount
23:33I don't care
23:35no grandchild of mine
23:36is riding in a boring ass
23:38straw
23:41what
23:45do not tell me
23:49that's him
23:50mom
23:52listen to me
23:54I'm gonna go talk to him
23:56you're gonna take the stroller to the car
23:57let me just smash his face in
23:59I can be quick about it
24:00you're gonna mind your own business
24:02I don't do that
24:03I fucking swear
24:04just take the stroller to the car
24:08I will deal
24:25professor
24:26Margo Millet
24:27I took your late class
24:28you probably don't remember
24:29do you remember
24:32I do
24:33uh
24:34this is my wife
24:35hi
24:36Sarah
24:37daughter
24:38Hayley
24:38my son
24:39Max
24:40hello
24:42I'm sorry to intrude
24:43but
24:43there's no time like the present
24:44to take exception
24:46right
24:48she was very disappointed
24:49by her final grade
24:51she felt you treated her unfairly
24:54honey
24:54um
24:55do you want to just go
24:56inside for a sec
24:57sure thing
24:58I'll be right there
24:58come on guys
24:59I'll be right there bud
24:59okay
25:00daddy will be back
25:04did you follow me here
25:06are you stalking me
25:07stalking you
25:08I was shopping here
25:10not like I can really afford to
25:12it's nice to see that you can
25:13look
25:14Margo
25:15I don't know what this is about
25:16okay
25:16look at me
25:17Mark
25:18take a guess
25:19I endeavored to be responsible here
25:20and the most responsible thing
25:21that I could have possibly done
25:22which I did do
25:23was to discourage you
25:24from having this baby
25:24do you want me
25:25in this baby's life
25:26is that what this encounter is about
25:27if it even is my child
25:30excuse me
25:39what do you want from me
25:40Margo
25:42you know what Mark
25:45nothing
25:47I want absolutely nothing
25:53he actually questioned
25:54whether the baby was his
26:00he checked you out
26:01as you walked by
26:02the father of my child
26:04took a beat
26:05to check out my mother
26:10I told you to stay out of it
26:12I did
26:12stay out of it
26:13I didn't even
26:14look at you
26:15I just walked in the car
26:16yeah
26:16you walked right by us
26:17okay
26:18clearly you are looking for a fight
26:19I suspected him
26:20and he's not here
26:21so I'll do
26:22I'm angry at him
26:23and you
26:25because maybe this was a stupid decision
26:27and maybe you were right
26:29but this is my decision
26:31and I'm having this baby
26:33your grandson
26:34and for you to not show
26:35an inch of joy
26:39how dare you not celebrate it
26:41because I don't
26:42well I love him of course
26:44just as I love you
26:45from the day you were born
26:48but no
26:49I don't celebrate this tragedy
26:51for one second
26:53your life as you know it
26:55no
26:56check that
26:57as you never got to know
26:59is over
27:00no no
27:01I don't rejoice in that
27:07life breaks people
27:12nobody tells you that
27:13and you won't
27:14you won't read that
27:15in those what to expect
27:16when you're expecting books
27:17but this will break you
27:20no I'm not broken
27:22I
27:22can you just get out of the car
27:24for two seconds
27:25you want me to get out of the car
27:26yes because I need to scream
27:27and it's not good for the baby
27:29and it'll reduce my stress
27:30but it might not hiss
27:31so please get out
27:33it'll just take a second
27:51can you just give her the epidural
27:54please
27:55give it to me then
27:57push
27:58push
28:00come on
28:24is he okay
28:25is he okay
28:27oh he's so beautiful
28:31can you believe
28:32I did it
28:33you did it noodle
28:38you've done it
29:15how you doing brother
29:17never better
29:31would you like another lesson
29:32on the swaddle before you leave
29:33no we got the swaddle down
29:35thank you
29:35care to hold your grandson
29:38oh
29:38I would love to
29:39but I should um
29:39finish up packing
29:42when do I get my stitches out
29:43they'll dissolve in about a week
29:45and it'll eventually be like
29:47normal again
29:48no
29:49never
29:50no matter how many kegels
30:04can you believe this
30:07I'm going home with a baby
30:09going home with Brody
30:12Brody
30:12Brody
30:13B-O-D-H-I
30:14Brody
30:15I thought it was
30:16sorry I thought it was Brody
30:19it's kind of crazy
30:20they just let you leave with them
30:21newborn human being
30:23no instruction manual
30:24you'll be surprised how natural
30:26it'll all come to you
30:27did it for you
30:28when you had me
30:29oh yeah
30:30like riding a bike
30:35last night
30:36I had this
30:36super vivid dream
30:38that
30:38dad was there
30:39while I was giving birth
30:44well he wasn't there
30:45noodle
31:04I'll check in
31:05right after my shift
31:08you're really just gonna
31:09leave me alone with him
31:09you'll be fine
31:14you got this
31:35you got this
31:37okay
31:44hi
31:45hi
31:46hi Bodie
31:47he's so cute
31:49he's so cute
31:50he's so cute
31:51he's so tiny
31:53oh my god
31:54he's so beautiful
31:55so precious
31:56oh what a miracle
31:58oh miracle
32:01he's just
32:02he's so
32:03handsome
32:04handsome
32:04exactly
32:05and adorable
32:06and adorable
32:07and adorable
32:09he's probably hungry
32:10oh I read that babies eat every two hours
32:12I so wish I could
32:13I mean wouldn't it be amazing
32:14if we could just snack around the clock
32:16hey you know the baby can hear you
32:17and every time you speak
32:18you're making him weirder
32:21okay
32:37okay
32:39okay
32:45Please don't ask me how long
32:47I think you knew Beyonce
32:50When you went to kiss my head
32:56Maybe there's something wrong with him
32:58There's nothing wrong with me
32:59How can you just automatically know that?
33:01Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician
33:02I examine your child, there's nothing wrong with me
33:04Just call it
33:04Oh, I'm doing really well
33:07Thanks, I look after myself
33:09Thanks, I don't need ya
33:14Yeah, I'm doing really well
33:17Thanks, I do not need your help
33:20Thanks, don't need it
33:23You hungry?
33:25Do some squats as well
33:27I'm sorry, what?
33:28You can help with the colic
33:29Just deep knee squats, up and down
33:31Up and down, just do it while we're talking
33:34It's like Saturday
33:47Try to get as much of it as I can with the diaper
33:50Kind of lift his cheeks up
33:51Just to make sure that I got it
33:54Are you okay?
33:55Are you alright?
33:57I'm great
34:12Oh my god, baby pony
34:16He's just perfect
34:17I don't know what else to say
34:19He's perfect
34:20No
34:21I can't even remember life without him
34:26And you're feeling okay?
34:29No
34:30My tits are becoming a bit otherworldly
34:33The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy
34:36So I no longer have to ice my crotch
34:38So that's nice
34:39And I got a little something going with mood swings
34:42Which could either be postpartum
34:45Or self-awareness
34:47Self-awareness of what?
34:51I'm terrible at this
34:54Margot
34:55Shh
34:56I am
34:59I'm beginning to realize that
35:01Nobody is totally straight with you
35:04You know?
35:05They all just harp on the joy
35:07And the miracle
35:08And wonderful
35:09And it is
35:11It totally is
35:17What?
35:18I mean, he just refuses
35:20Refuses
35:21He refuses
35:22To get a good latch
35:25My nipples
35:26Are so sore
35:28And after he's done with them
35:30They don't even look like nipples
35:31They're like
35:32More like
35:32Like squeezed
35:33Toothpaste tubes
35:35And my areola
35:36And my areola is all white
35:37And pinched
35:41And I mean, he's probably
35:42Cutting off my blood supply
35:43So
35:44And he just spits them out
35:48With such vicious contempt
35:51And he makes this awful
35:53Clinking noise
35:54It's like
36:00I'm sorry
36:01But the fucking little thing
36:03Won't shut up
36:03I mean, the least prohibits us
36:05From getting a dog
36:06But having a screaming baby
36:08I think we need to extend
36:09A little more patience
36:10Please
36:11She could have practiced
36:12A little more patience
36:12Before screwing her lip professor
36:18It has become obvious
36:20That the people in Margo's life
36:21Regard her as an
36:22Unrelatable space alien
36:26And why shouldn't they?
36:27She made the world's
36:28Dumbest decision
36:31Meanwhile
36:32Bodhi is somehow
36:34Getting cuter by the day
36:35As if the nutrients
36:36He occasionally sucks down
36:37Are a super-powered
36:39Tit-ooze
36:39Meant to produce
36:40The world's most
36:41Perfect mutant baby
36:43What will the apex
36:44Of his cuteness be?
36:47The jury is out
36:59James
37:01So we've gone over
37:02Your aftercare and so forth
37:03Your discharge plans
37:04Your follow-up appointments
37:05Over and over
37:08So
37:09Big, big reminder
37:10On the importance of routine
37:12And support groups
37:13I can't overstate that
37:15And I know you've been told
37:17That once all the kudos
37:19And attaboys fade
37:20It's the quiet
37:22That you gotta watch out for
37:23Yeah
37:23You got somebody picking you up?
37:26Uber
37:26You have Uber in New Mexico?
37:28Yeah
37:28Uh
37:32Everything good?
37:35Uh, a little development
37:37Like a bump development
37:39Something you need to see
37:41A counselor over
37:44No
37:50Fuck
37:53Teaching your baby to rescue
37:55Can be tricky
37:56But these strategies can help
37:59Honey
38:02You got it
38:03You got it
38:04You got it
38:05You got it
38:05You got it
38:06You got it
38:06You got it
38:06You got it
38:06You got it
38:06You got it
38:07You got it
38:09He's been down in there
38:12Don't you think
38:13If I knew how to make him stop
38:14I would?
38:16What do you want me to do?
38:18Go outside?
38:20Fuck you
38:23I don't know why
38:23You think this is acceptable
38:24I have a midterm in biochem
38:26And I know you will never understand
38:28What this night of sleep might cost me
38:29You will never get it
38:30So if you can't make it
38:31Shut up
38:31Can you take him outside?
38:33Outside?
38:33Hey, come on guys
38:34It is 2 a.m.
38:35And you want me to take
38:36My one month baby
38:37Out, guys
38:38It's not all about you
38:40Or your baby
38:41Are you that clueless?
38:42I am not clueless
38:44I am well fucking aware
38:46Of the magnitude
38:47Of my idiocy
38:48But it's your baby
38:49Your responsibility
38:50My responsibility
38:51Is to pass my biochem exam
38:53Okay
38:54I'll leave
38:56That's what you want?
38:57I will leave
39:03You have to go
39:04And now
39:05Yes
39:06Because now
39:06You'll be able to sleep
39:15I am not clueless
39:17I am not clueless
39:18I am not clueless
39:18I am not clueless
39:20I am not clueless
39:21I am not clueless
39:22I am not clueless
39:24I am not clueless
39:25I am not clueless
39:26I am not clueless
39:26I am not clueless
39:27I am not clueless
39:28I am not clueless
39:29I am not clueless
39:30I am not clueless
39:33I am not clueless
40:01Hi.
40:03Hey, Mom.
40:04What's the matter?
40:06Nothing's the matter.
40:07Everything's fine.
40:09What's the matter?
40:13I don't think I'm going to make it.
40:16Don't be ridiculous.
40:17You're a mother.
40:18Mothers make it.
40:19You got this.
40:20God, why does everybody say that?
40:21You got this.
40:22Because you don't have a choice.
40:27I need to go back to work to make some money, which means I need a babysitter, which I can't
40:32afford.
40:35Don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask.
40:39Mom?
40:41Mom?
40:49That's his name.
40:51Mom?
41:02That's his name.
41:05Oh.
41:06She's there.
41:08Oh.
41:09No, no.
41:09Oh.
41:15Oh, fuck.
41:34Hey, Jinx!
41:38Hey.
41:40What's up?
41:44How do you know Boomer?
41:46Oh, he knows me.
41:48I used to wrestle.
41:50Oh. I never could get into that stuff.
41:52It's kinda stupid.
41:54No offense.
41:55No, none taken. It's a bad job. Don't do it.
41:58Okay.
42:01Hey, so is that his case? Are you sitting out there, that beautiful old beast?
42:04Mm-hmm.
42:06Looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
42:08You headed home?
42:10Yeah. Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey.
42:13Got some things to sort.
42:14Mm. Well, must be nice for them.
42:17Having a famous parent at home.
42:19Mm-hmm.
42:19Oh, yeah, yeah. It was a very special sort of relationship.
42:23Mm-hmm.
42:49Hey, let's leave an out job.
42:51Thank you. Thank you very kindly.
43:10Hey, excuse me, sir. Um, I've got a championship belt in here. Could use a good home. I could autograph
43:16it for you. I could take a photo in case you want to resell. But I gotta walk out that
43:20door in exactly ten seconds.
43:21How would you like to do a little business with Jinx?
43:25What?
43:51I keep trying to tell your husband. He doesn't like me.
43:54It's just the colleague. Not you.
43:55Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
44:00See? You see?
44:02He's just picking up on your attention.
44:04He does it with me, too.
44:06There you go.
44:07There you go.
44:10There you go.
44:12So, he's just been fed.
44:14But, he will get hungry.
44:17Yeah, be good for Grandma.
44:19No, you have to put those in the fridge.
44:21Ugh, it just seems so skeevy, handling your milk.
44:24You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
44:26I tried.
44:27Was it the implants?
44:29Huh?
44:30No, I got some kind of infection.
44:34Have you talked to Dad?
44:35Why? Would I?
44:37Well, I haven't. Not that I do. I just would have thought...
44:40I'm getting a bad feeling. Like, maybe something happened to him.
44:43What if he's dead?
44:44God, he's not dead. He's just whatever the fuck.
44:49Oh, hey, you got something. There.
44:51Stop.
44:53Kenny wants to meet you.
44:56I've already met him.
44:57Only in passing. And, you know, he, like, wants to meet you and get to know you.
45:04Why?
45:05I don't know.
45:07What, like a formal interview process?
45:10Could be.
45:11Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
45:14You bet your ass I would.
45:15What? Why?
45:18Because he's everything I'm not.
45:22He's also cheap.
45:23You really think he's gonna let you spend $400 a month on face cream?
45:26He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
45:29Do you love him?
45:31I do.
45:33Liar.
45:36And I admire him.
45:37Mom.
45:38He's hardly your type, yeah.
45:39Well, I am finished waiting for my type.
45:41I don't even want my type.
45:42My type is the worst possible thing for me.
45:45So, um, when are you free?
45:48And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
45:49It's not me.
45:50And we'll go to dinner.
45:52Can I just bring Bodhi?
45:57Oh my fucking god.
45:59You haven't told him about the baby.
46:01Okay.
46:02No.
46:03No.
46:03I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom!
46:05I knew you were gonna be this way.
46:07I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
46:10God.
46:11Unbelievable!
46:15Unbelievable yourself!
46:21Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, girl.
46:25When he come out...
46:29It's not where you should be.
46:32Something should be.
46:34Shine, shine, shine, shine, shine, girl.
46:39Hey, Zoe.
46:40Can I call it?
46:40You're gonna call it?
46:45What do you want?
46:48I see you, Zoe.
47:05You have a visitor outside.
47:16Mom.
47:17I can't.
47:19He won't.
47:19Stop crying.
47:20I just can't.
47:21So you brought him here?
47:22I tried calling.
47:23You wouldn't pick up.
47:24Oh my God.
47:26I'm not meant to be a grandmother.
47:27Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother.
47:29Fucker, fucker, fucker.
47:30Mom, it's okay.
47:31No, it is not okay.
47:33Don't you think I know that?
47:34Even he knows that.
47:35I wish I could be a better person, but I'm not.
47:38And his crying not-stop, that is exactly what he is trying to say.
47:42And I will not be judged.
47:43Not by him or anyone else.
47:47Look at him.
47:48Look at him.
47:49He deliberately is quiet when you're holding him.
47:52Just to make me feel worse about myself.
47:55Mom, it'll be okay.
48:13I am an awful grandmother.
48:18Oh, you're not.
48:19Oh, stop being nice.
48:21You're being mercy nice.
48:22I will not be pitied.
48:24I'm just terrible at everything except being pretty.
48:30And you excel at that.
48:32Brilliantly.
48:42I'm sorry.
48:43I called him, motherfucker.
48:46You think he looks like me?
49:01I love you, Noodle.
49:02Love you.
49:05Well, this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances, but...
49:10But what?
49:12Okay, you're fired.
49:15What?
49:16I need someone I can count on.
49:17I'll solve the child care thing.
49:19You won't.
49:20I won't?
49:21Honey, this is your life.
49:25Businesses, employers, we scrape to make it.
49:27We survive because of dedicated employees.
49:29I need a job, Tess.
49:31And you're my friend.
49:33Yeah, so as your friend that I'm saying now.
49:36When people work remotely from home all the time.
49:38Especially writers.
49:44I've been trying my best to keep it together.
49:48Light as a feather and stiff as a board.
49:51And lonely is right on.
49:53I got my sights on.
49:55That open door I could run.
49:57Or I could take one for the team.
49:59But this time tomorrow.
50:01I won't be breathing.
50:03Believe me, I'll keep my little mouth shut.
50:06Or I'm going to be sorry.
50:07What's up?
50:11Nothing's wrong.
50:12In fact, it's a positive development.
50:15Of sorts.
50:16But we wanted to let you know we found our own place.
50:19So we'll be moving out in a week.
50:21Just wanted to give you a heads up so you could find new roommates.
50:24Are you kidding me?
50:27Did you know about this?
50:28I just found out.
50:31A little notice might have been nice.
50:33It came out pretty quickly.
50:35And of course, we can still be friends in all of that.
50:40Okay.
50:56They say, it's not about how you fall, but how you get back up.
51:06It's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down.
51:15That's what character is.
51:16You pass the other guy's guts out.
51:18You turn him into goo.
51:43Professor.
51:46Come in.
51:53Mark, meet Bodhi.
51:56Bodhi, meet Mark.
51:58Well, this has become very real.
52:00Oh.
52:01He's super real.
52:03Though I would imagine far less interesting than if he were fictional.
52:15Hello, little guy.
52:17Wow.
52:18Marko.
52:20He's really beautiful, isn't he?
52:23I cannot afford a babysitter.
52:26Not being able to afford a babysitter makes it difficult to work.
52:30Hence, I lost my job.
52:33Two of my roommates just moved out, so my portion of the rent has now increased by over $1,000
52:37per month.
52:39I would rather snorkel in my own vomit than come to you begging for money.
52:43So instead, I've come to demand it.
52:47I need $3,000.
52:50You're going to give it to me.
52:53Do you think I'm that liquid?
52:58You will give me $3,000.
53:20What did he say?
53:21I just left before he could respond.
53:23And, no, I just, I don't know, I started to feel sorry for him and, you know, I could see
53:29his face start to contort and I didn't want to soften and for him to try to negotiate me down.
53:33I must say, I'm impressed.
53:35And where's Bodhi?
53:35I thought you were bringing him.
53:36Susie's watching him.
53:37So, there.
53:38Progress on the babysitting front, too.
53:40Progress all around.
53:42What are you wearing?
53:43Very nice.
53:46Oh, my God.
53:47Just looking at the menu, my mouth is flooding with saliva.
53:51Are we getting appetizers?
53:53Well, the thing about nursing, I'm constantly starved.
53:57Margot, I want you to know this meal is my treat and you're free to order whatever you like.
54:02No expense spared.
54:03We don't need an appetizer.
54:04Well, maybe you don't.
54:06You're about to order a margarita the size of your head.
54:08But I need one.
54:09You know I don't drink.
54:17Susan?
54:18Uh, no.
54:19Maybe it's the pediatrician's office?
54:21Just, um...
54:22Hold on.
54:23Order me nachos.
54:26Hello?
54:27This is Margot Millett.
54:28Speaking.
54:29Elizabeth Gable calling.
54:31Uh, Elizabeth?
54:32Gable, as in the mother.
54:33His.
54:34Uh, hello?
54:36I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands.
54:40What do you mean a meeting?
54:41A meeting where two or more people get together by chance or arrangement.
54:47Mark has given me your contacts.
54:49I will email you an address.
54:51This is a joke.
54:52A joke?
54:53You find extortion funny?
54:55I don't.
54:56I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow.
54:59It would be best.
55:03You okay?
55:05I'm fine.
55:07You look fine.
55:08Well, I am.
55:09So, mom says you're a big deal in the church.
55:13Well, I'm the president and the youth ministry director.
55:16It's really cool.
55:17They have really good programs, like plays and stuff.
55:22They even put on, uh, rent.
55:26Yeah, we're much more liberal than we're given credit for.
55:28Which is why it was so silly for Cheyenne to think that I would judge you for having a baby
55:33out of wedlock.
55:36You know, most people these days, they just don't want to accept any consequences for, you know, their actions.
55:43A lot of girls in your situation, they would have cried rape.
55:46They would have, um, you know, said, well, he was my professor.
55:49He should have done this or he shouldn't have done that.
55:51And my point is, is that we're all fallen creatures.
55:54The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost.
56:03Right.
56:05See, I told you we would get along.
56:08Which is actually why I wanted to ask you to this dinner, um, tonight.
56:13Um, I, I'd like to ask, uh, for your blessing, Margo.
56:18I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage.
56:22Uh, oh.
56:24Yeah.
56:26Oh.
56:27Do we have, do we have your blessing?
56:29Uh, yeah.
56:31Yeah?
56:31Of course.
56:32Okay.
56:35Whoa.
56:39Cheyenne, you are the most beautiful, beautiful woman I've ever met.
56:44Yes, yes, I said yes.
56:49I would be honored if I could be the boring to your beautiful, the strong to your delicate,
56:58the serious to your silly.
57:00Cheyenne, will you be my wife?
57:03Yes.
57:07Hey, everyone.
57:09Let's give a big happy cheer to the happy couple.
57:11Oh.
57:12Oh.
57:15Oh.
57:16Oh.
57:18Oh.
57:21It's actually quite beautiful and romantic.
57:25Maybe it's even possible she really loves him.
57:28Hmm.
57:28That's very affirming.
57:29I always find it so moving when love works out in real life as opposed to just books and movies.
57:34Yeah.
57:37Is that cabbage really working?
57:39I think so.
57:40It's supposed to help with inflammation.
57:42And I gotta cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow to meet Mark's mom.
57:47Ooh, yikes.
57:48Yeah, yikes indeed.
57:55What?
57:57Look, I've never brought you into this part of my life, but now that girls are gone,
58:01I feel comfortable saying that I'm in cosplay.
58:05Very into it.
58:06I'm a cosplayer.
58:10Yeah, I figured.
58:11Anyway, if you ever want to model some looks, I think you'd be a natural.
58:18Oh, okay.
58:21Just think about it.
58:23I will.
58:24I promise.
58:36God, at this hour?
58:38What now?
58:40Seriously.
58:41What the fuck now?
58:52Dad.
58:54Dad.
58:55Hey, baby.
58:58I thought you might be dead.
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