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Bro code be damned Full Engsub
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00:00:00The End
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that?
00:00:17Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So, to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh, shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, fuck.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh, my God.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000-word pure smut starring him!
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06They're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:12You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who is it?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Alright, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, bye, bye.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey, hey, remind me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:17So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:33You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39Nope.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size 8 doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:21No.
00:05:24Hi.
00:05:25Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And...
00:05:33more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03And just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:09Oh!
00:06:09Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show them aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh my god.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:56What?
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business.
00:07:10Okay, I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:40What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster of the coast is happening.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08Turn.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32All right, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay, I can just go around.
00:08:47i finally did it the thing i fantasized about since i was 12 years old i kissed my brother's
00:08:53best friend and holy hell it felt good the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:12you guys are benched it's just a joke
00:09:22in the men's shower allison unhinged does he kiss as good as he looks
00:09:29kill me now
00:09:36what are you doing here i'm here to pick you up obviously
00:09:42didn't your practice end like four hours ago yes it did you've just been waiting yeah and uh whose
00:09:49fault is it i messaged you oh crap i blocked him the second i hit send on that smut
00:09:55i was dying of embarrassment i must have missed your message sorry missed my messenger
00:10:04you know i don't think so i think i've been blocked for a month
00:10:09why okay come on what just give it back whatever you hold on
00:10:14you're texting chad i've been blocked for a month but you're texting chad at midnight
00:10:19you know chad is a walking std he sleeps with everything that moves are you are you into that
00:10:24we're doing a school project together ah school project yes you know chad is definitely known
00:10:29for his academic passions well it's the truth so can you just give me my phone back please
00:10:33hold on let me do something really quick what are you doing there you go chad is deleted
00:10:38what what stop
00:10:40they're already done that's not cool you can't do that
00:10:43because that's not fair uh yes it is because listen you're my business now
00:10:49so right now i want you to open your phone
00:10:52i said take your phone out
00:10:56cool
00:10:57and do what i want you to uh pin my contact to the top
00:11:09keep it cool allison act like you've been in a car before
00:11:14this is literally my fanfic
00:11:17the car the moonlit night and the brooding quarterback
00:11:21i'm gonna spontaneously combust
00:11:26you sure you want me to take your attention
00:11:29this is all i've ever wanted
00:11:32i only i only have ever wanted you
00:11:39oh yes
00:11:40but harder oh faster i'm coming
00:11:45all right yes any a little bit of air it's really hot in here
00:11:50i shouldn't mess with her like this
00:11:52ron is gonna kill me but she's too cute
00:11:57no i just like
00:12:06oh my god even my stories didn't go that far
00:12:09i mean if we actually have sex in real life would i even survive that
00:12:13you have double xl condoms do you see
00:12:16thank you i'll tell you guys
00:12:17do you actually use those
00:12:20yeah
00:12:21thank you for praise
00:12:23there's no way
00:12:24that's like a sleeping bag
00:12:27what did you like to know
00:12:32yeah well you're the one leaving your stash out in the open so
00:12:35yeah you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker
00:12:38you kissed me back
00:12:40you basically attacked me i was just trying to crack my head against the floor
00:12:50pathetic i'm actually pathetic i thought he kissed me back i'm such an idiot
00:12:56forget i said anything
00:12:57you know why don't we talk about something that matters
00:12:59now that you're my responsibility we're gonna sit in some new ground rules
00:13:03excuse me
00:13:04there's gonna be a 9 p.m curfew
00:13:07no parties no frat boys
00:13:09and you're gonna share your live location with me all the time
00:13:11are you insane
00:13:13who do you think you are my father
00:13:20i'm your roommate and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:25so he does just see me as a liability
00:13:29yeah we're roommates
00:13:31and that means we're equals
00:13:33and that means you
00:13:35don't get to tell me what to do
00:13:36so you're forgetting the point where i said
00:13:38that i am your brother's best friend
00:13:40and ryan's already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:43and do whatever i want you to do
00:13:44to make sure that you're safe
00:13:46why don't you consider me
00:13:48your brother pro max
00:13:50nope
00:13:51definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:13:54no pro max
00:13:56not when he looks like that
00:14:00you have problem with him
00:14:01yeah
00:14:03this whole thing
00:14:05is ridiculous
00:14:07first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:09now you're trying to talk to me about curfews
00:14:12and what parties i can go to
00:14:13you don't get to tell me about them
00:14:15i'm not your prisoner
00:14:16you don't control what i do
00:14:19you're excited
00:14:32freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe
00:14:35fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:14:39mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders
00:14:43lingerie
00:14:43seriously
00:14:46but if i don't go it'll be social suicide and i'll never make the squad
00:14:49i'm not letting rita win
00:14:53i'm your roommate
00:14:54and i'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:55since that's all he wants to be
00:14:57a roommate
00:14:58my brother's best friend
00:15:00screw him
00:15:01i don't take orders from those
00:15:03are you ready for this ride
00:15:07come on
00:15:08let's give it up let's go
00:15:10get your body on the dance floor
00:15:13boy you know i got
00:15:15oh my god
00:15:25did you actually show up in lingerie
00:15:31look everyone
00:15:32the strippers arrived
00:15:34let's all give littlest hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment
00:15:41thanks
00:15:41at least i don't look so ordinary
00:15:45you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:15:48i'm starting to think you have a crush rita
00:15:52now are we gonna have some fun
00:15:54or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night
00:15:59turn the music up let's play a game
00:16:15i dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:26shit
00:16:26i don't have any guy friends here
00:16:28chad is deleted and i can't call brett
00:16:32what's the matter
00:16:34no guys want you
00:16:35tick tock sweetie
00:16:38she's stalling
00:16:39she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:41you can't get a guy
00:16:42you dress like a hooker
00:16:44you flash your tits
00:16:44and not a single man wants to claim you
00:16:46just give me a second
00:16:58hey allison
00:16:59yeah i
00:17:06that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:08but you're so thirsty
00:17:10lick it up
00:17:16lick it up
00:17:26britt
00:17:28what's up
00:17:29where are you
00:17:31i'm at club five
00:17:32i um
00:17:33i lost a dare
00:17:35yeah
00:17:36what kind of dare
00:17:39i need a man to claim me
00:17:41in front of everyone
00:17:43allison are you asking me to
00:17:44go to a club after i told you that i didn't think it was a good idea for you to
00:17:48go out of time
00:17:48come on brett
00:17:50please this is serious
00:17:51can you just come get me
00:17:52no allison you know what
00:17:53you want to break the rules
00:17:55you enjoy your night
00:17:56brett please
00:18:01how dare you even think brett
00:18:03he'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:06you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:10i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:18where do you think you're going
00:18:19grab her
00:18:20nope
00:18:21get off of me
00:18:22you lost the dare
00:18:23you pay the price
00:18:27you need to loosen up
00:18:28you couldn't get brett's touchy
00:18:30that's fine
00:18:30we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:35no
00:18:47what was that
00:18:49oh
00:18:50jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:57please
00:18:58come on sweetheart
00:18:59a dare is a dare
00:19:01stop fighting
00:19:03i'm doing you a favor
00:19:05taking that v-card out of your ass
00:19:15please
00:19:16please stop
00:19:17you're getting this
00:19:18that's what gets used
00:19:22hey asshole
00:19:35don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:37don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:48this is a total overreaction
00:19:51jason and allie were just having fun together
00:19:53i mean look at how she's dressed
00:19:55she's practically begging for it
00:20:07you know i better not see any videos of this online
00:20:09or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:12and that goes for everybody
00:20:14i don't want to see one picture of one video
00:20:16does everybody understand that
00:20:20great
00:20:20we're gonna delete them right now
00:20:25we're gonna delete them right now
00:20:53back where
00:20:55when you told everyone
00:20:57that i'm your girl
00:21:00the literal meaning
00:21:02i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:06i told ron that i was gonna protect you
00:21:08and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:11yeah
00:21:12i know
00:21:14because i'm just ron's little sister
00:21:15hey
00:21:16always causing trouble
00:21:17please just put this on
00:21:19happy
00:21:20yeah
00:21:25well you know what
00:21:26i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere
00:21:28dressed like this
00:21:29like i'm desperate
00:21:30no that's not true
00:21:31i know
00:21:31okay i'm a total joke
00:21:32bullshit
00:21:33you're trying to impress people that don't matter
00:21:35okay
00:21:35these people are not your friends
00:21:37and you're lowering your standards
00:21:38i know
00:21:38i know
00:21:39obviously i know rita's not my friend
00:21:41and i know that i'm a pathetic loser
00:21:43and i know that i'm not good enough for you
00:21:45that's not true
00:21:48fuck rita
00:21:49fuck everybody
00:21:52i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:53i don't want to be me okay
00:21:55i want to be liked
00:21:56i want to be wanted
00:21:57and i want someone
00:21:59who will answer when i call them
00:22:01i'll always answer when you come
00:22:03i'll always be there
00:22:04so what does that mean
00:22:06what does that mean for us
00:22:08what am i
00:22:10to you brett
00:22:11i'm losing my mind
00:22:13i know the rules
00:22:14but
00:22:15look at her
00:22:16all i can think
00:22:18just this once
00:22:20what
00:22:24say it
00:22:24just say it
00:22:25i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:28because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:30no
00:22:31it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:32that is not true
00:22:33then tell me
00:22:34that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:37tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:39i can't
00:22:41you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:45so you know what just forget it
00:22:47forget i said anything
00:22:50i'm done begging you
00:22:52i'm done
00:22:53no alison alison stop it
00:23:01listen
00:23:01there is a line
00:23:02that i am trying
00:23:03to not
00:23:04cross
00:23:05why
00:23:06because if i do
00:23:08i won't be able to stop
00:23:12it says that you have to stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:17please don't stop
00:23:38what are you doing bro
00:23:40grounding everything
00:23:53yo what's up loser
00:23:58ali
00:23:59are you with brett right now
00:24:03i swear to god guys
00:24:05what are you doing right now
00:24:06talk to me
00:24:06face time to run
00:24:11what is he doing
00:24:12is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:19yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:21hey ron what's up man
00:24:23ali called me
00:24:24dumbass
00:24:25and i had to sign up to see your face
00:24:27two inches away from hers
00:24:28so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:30or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:32it's
00:24:33it was an accident okay
00:24:35we just
00:24:36i butt dialed you
00:24:37we went to the freshman party
00:24:39and and
00:24:40i was leaving
00:24:41and something got in my eye
00:24:43and so brett
00:24:44was helping me
00:24:45and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:46okay chill
00:24:48really
00:24:49yeah look
00:24:53it's really dry okay
00:24:54my eye is like dying
00:24:58all right
00:24:58brett if that's true
00:25:00you guys got a ticket or two
00:25:01i don't know like an urgent care right now or something
00:25:03i need you to take care of that
00:25:04i was uh
00:25:05i was going to you right after
00:25:07i got it
00:25:09peace
00:25:09bye
00:25:13oh my god
00:25:13that was really really close
00:25:16hey what's that
00:25:18what's going on
00:25:18we should
00:25:19you forgot something
00:25:20no ellie
00:25:21it's late
00:25:21come on you almost kissed me
00:25:23hey allison
00:25:25stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:35you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:40is you
00:25:48all right ladies
00:25:49physical assessments today
00:25:51allison you're first
00:26:17i'm going to give you a try to
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:29Yeah, lookin' flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Hm?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:07Mm. I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. It'll be fun. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right. She doesn't need to keep her Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:50No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:54Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:14You ready, Ricky?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:23You wanna play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:27myös
00:28:42And I'll see you next time.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09You're turned.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:13Shh.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bruh?
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:55And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:32Oh, my God.
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:37Oh, my God.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:49Here.
00:30:50Jesus.
00:30:51I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but damn it.
00:30:58How do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:04Just, it's okay.
00:31:05Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:07I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't.
00:31:11You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:13And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah, okay.
00:31:21I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and
00:31:36makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38I...
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41She's going to kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:48We're all...
00:31:48You're all right.
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03You got all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Um, I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:23And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey.
00:32:39Uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:46You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:02Like I said, nobody...
00:33:05Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:09Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:20I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey.
00:33:26Hey.
00:33:27What are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:36Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:49I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:52It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:59Listen, I need you to go to the school.
00:34:00I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:02Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:12All right.
00:34:16All right.
00:34:17All right.
00:34:17All right.
00:34:17All right.
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stunning.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:01You know, that's true. That's true, I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right, time's ticking. Let's move.
00:35:25So, Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:33You take center. Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh...
00:35:48Where's the leg?
00:35:51Okay.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:01Hey, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, oh, yeah.
00:36:25Oh, yeah.
00:36:35What is that girl? She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:40You know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off,
00:37:06the only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Yes!
00:37:30Oh, good job!
00:37:31Right here.
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:43Woo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:46Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:50You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:53Oh.
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kids!
00:37:59Kids!
00:37:59Kids!
00:38:00Kids!
00:38:00Kids!
00:38:01Kids!
00:38:02Kids!
00:38:02Kids!
00:38:03Kids!
00:38:03Kids!
00:38:04Kids!
00:38:04Kids!
00:38:07Kids!
00:38:09Kids!
00:38:09Kids!
00:38:09Kids!
00:38:10Kids!
00:38:12Kids!
00:38:15Kids!
00:38:17Kids!
00:38:18Kids!
00:38:18Kids!
00:38:20Kids!
00:38:21Kids!
00:38:22Kids!
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:27Haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:28Kids!
00:38:29Kids!
00:38:30Kids!
00:38:31Kids!
00:38:32Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:37If you don't, then you don't know.
00:38:40But I want it.
00:38:43Kids!
00:38:46Kids!
00:38:47Kids!
00:38:48Kids!
00:38:50Kids!
00:38:54Kids!
00:39:04Kids!
00:39:06Kids!
00:39:06It's Kim, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:10Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:23No, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me.
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:47Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:52because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game, and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator, and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:45I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:53Is he hard?
00:42:59Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:02You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie!
00:43:24Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit!
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole, and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this.
00:43:34So, I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:39Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett?
00:43:43Allie.
00:43:43I have to get down.
00:43:48Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53What?
00:43:53I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe, and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just...
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:39Ron, I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:40It's a game.
00:44:41Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him, or it was Chad.
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:58He's my best friend, and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:17Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:31The illegal's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00Got plans, Allie.
00:46:04Okay.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:25I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:30Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:42Look.
00:46:43Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:45She's finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Sure.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:23You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:53Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:16No!
00:48:17Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know, um...
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:46No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is!
00:49:03My guest of honor!
00:49:05Damn, Allison.
00:49:06You look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:14Yeah, you know I threw this whole thing?
00:49:16Just for you.
00:49:18Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:19Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:22I'm single.
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal.
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend.
00:49:34Of my brother, so...
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:38My gain.
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:45Let's fix that.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:52There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:56You haven't played the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No. What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:18Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:38Hey.
00:50:40How do you get to check it out?
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss!
00:51:00dude what the fuck game's over let's go excuse me what are you doing get off of me what do
00:51:06you
00:51:06think you're doing you're ruining my night you just think i care that i'm ruining your night
00:51:10what do you think ron would think if he knew you were at don't care how about you elector
00:51:13someone who gives a fuck come on okay no more of these stupid games you don't have to play this
00:51:16shit i know let's go i don't have to play these stupid games i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:23get the fuck away from me
00:51:34oh my god oh shit
00:51:56oh my god is she okay
00:52:01hey hey look at me look at me look at me hey hey you okay
00:52:06i can't i can't i can't i can't breathe i can't breathe i can't breathe
00:52:27oh my god just put me down red
00:52:32all right here we go put you down you know you could have died
00:52:36and chad i mean my god you have no business being around that guy let alone being this
00:52:40close to kissing him huh anybody who's have a brain cell realize he's a total fucking douchebag
00:52:44right that's not fair what's not fair what's what's not fair what am i not understanding
00:52:50huh what what don't i understand i don't know how this works okay i'm sorry i'm figuring it out
00:52:56i don't know how guys work all the time you know what that's fantastic i'm so happy that you're able
00:53:01to admit that okay you're not any better than me i'm not any better what did i do how am
00:53:06i not any
00:53:06better what are you talking about you're worse i jumped in the pool i saved your life and now what
00:53:11i'm an asshole how am i worse you're worse because you saved me when i was drowning
00:53:16yeah because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined because you caught me when i fell in
00:53:23front of everyone because you drove me to school when i was late yeah i know i sound like such
00:53:26a total
00:53:27jerk you know i don't understand you made me fall in love with you
00:53:38that's the worst thing i did i fell in love with you i'm in love with you stop stop and
00:53:43you're my
00:53:44brother's best friend i know that i know so then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like
00:53:50a
00:53:50hero and then pushing me away am i crazy do you not feel anything because you're playing with my
00:53:58feelings and you can't keep doing that okay i want you to tell me to stop tell me that you
00:54:07don't want
00:54:07this tell me you want me to get away from you right now i tell you stop i'm never gonna
00:54:12tell you to stop
00:54:18fuck it
00:54:34i've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44listen you have no idea every single time i saw you with him i always just wanted to tell you
00:54:50that
00:54:50you've always been more to me than just my best friend sister why didn't you say anything i made a
00:54:58promise to run but you know what i don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:19i think about you every day every morning and every night
00:55:27every single time i close my eyes it's you that i see
00:55:34every time
00:55:37hey
00:55:46i want you to take me
00:55:49i want you to take me right here right now
00:56:05so what do we know
00:56:11what do you want us to be
00:56:15what do you want me to be
00:56:18i want you to be mine
00:56:22i think i already am
00:56:28but what about ron he's gonna kill you
00:56:31i know ron loves you very much
00:56:33he's very protectable to brother but i think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40how much i love you
00:56:46i don't know i think
00:56:49i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:55i don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57i know
00:57:00but it's just for a little
00:57:02until we find the right moment
00:57:05yeah
00:57:07yeah
00:57:07i don't know what to hear
00:57:09wait
00:57:10we'll be secret
00:57:11lars
00:57:28thinking about you
00:57:37hi captain
00:57:39when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:40i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:43i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just
00:57:45sprinting to you
00:57:48aww
00:57:48well as much as i'd love to see you running to me
00:57:52don't
00:57:53my legs are killing me
00:57:54and
00:57:56i really like your car
00:57:57oh i know you love my car
00:57:59he grabs me by the waist
00:58:00hoisting me up
00:58:01putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03brett
00:58:03stop
00:58:04don't read my smut
00:58:06i'm telling you
00:58:07every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart
00:58:10into my soul
00:58:12betrayals kisses from my neck
00:58:14to my breasts
00:58:15gently sucking
00:58:16and biting
00:58:17holy shit
00:58:18that is literal trash
00:58:21but why does it sound like 50 shades of grey when he says it
00:58:25i feel so hot right now
00:58:29palms my center
00:58:30slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33are you away ally
00:58:34fuck
00:58:43oh my god someone's coming um i have to go fake my own death
00:58:46bye
00:58:46i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07hey
00:59:08are you okay you sounded sick
00:59:10do you need help
00:59:10mind your own business virgin mary
00:59:13you think just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now
00:59:17i was just trying to help
00:59:20save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:24shoot
00:59:26i'm late
00:59:46brett
00:59:48that's elson's
00:59:49uh
00:59:50i found it in the bathroom
00:59:51if i'd known it was your little girlfriend's i never would have touched it
01:00:10see what you're up to
01:00:13hey
01:00:14hey
01:00:14you found my bag
01:00:15i was looking for that
01:00:16thank you
01:00:17no problem
01:00:21attention
01:00:22all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24it has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad
01:00:28is using illegal drugs
01:00:30i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:33otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:39well
01:00:39i think we all know someone who would do anything
01:00:42to stop being the fat friend
01:00:44right
01:00:45i'm sorry but i just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes
01:00:48excuse me
01:00:48i was fixing my makeup
01:00:50sounded like you were retching
01:00:52and i asked you if you were okay
01:00:53look at this
01:00:53this is perfection
01:00:55it's every girl's dream
01:00:56i don't need shortcuts
01:00:57and we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:00i mean after all who came in with
01:01:01zero athletic ability
01:01:03and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:04search me
01:01:06i have nothing to hide
01:01:11your turn scott
01:01:12sure but i
01:01:15rita
01:01:17jackpot
01:01:18well well well
01:01:20look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23i knew it
01:01:24no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:28allison
01:01:29performance enhancing substances
01:01:31are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:33coach i promise you i've never seen those before
01:01:35okay those aren't mine
01:01:37right
01:01:37a cheater and a liar
01:01:40coach please listen to me
01:01:42i've never seen those
01:01:44i don't know what they are
01:01:45i'm lying
01:01:46it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:49they're mine
01:01:50yeah those are actually uh
01:01:51my uh vitamins
01:01:53did you forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:56yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something
01:01:59he's right
01:02:00they're just vitamins
01:02:01no they aren't
01:02:02uh miss russo
01:02:03how is it
01:02:04that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:08i just
01:02:11they look suspicious
01:02:12well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:15yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:18that's enough
01:02:19all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:23rita
01:02:23you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:26what
01:02:27you can't do that
01:02:29championships are in two weeks
01:02:30nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:32i mean i know it
01:02:33yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:38you little bitch
01:02:39you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:41that's enough rita
01:02:43my decision is final
01:02:48listen up
01:02:49when it's allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:51you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:53you want us to drop her
01:02:55she could get seriously hurt
01:02:56that's the point
01:02:58accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:00so tragic
01:03:01i can't do that
01:03:02coach will kill me
01:03:03fine
01:03:04and say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:08i know everything
01:03:09girls
01:03:09every dirty little secret
01:03:11do exactly as i say
01:03:13or you're gone
01:03:14your call
01:03:14and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:24very sweet
01:03:28what happened back there
01:03:29how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:31i uh saw rita putting something in your bag
01:03:35so i swapped it out
01:03:37i knew it
01:03:38i knew she was up to something
01:03:40you know i heard her
01:03:41in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
01:03:43yeah
01:03:44she was throwing up
01:03:45it was when we were
01:03:48when we were having
01:03:54phone sex
01:03:56so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:04:03hey do you
01:04:05do you think i'm fat
01:04:06seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:09i don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:10i mean i'm being serious though
01:04:12i'm being serious too
01:04:13allison
01:04:15perfect just who you are
01:04:16yeah
01:04:17i'll always be there
01:04:20to catch you when you fall
01:04:22always
01:04:26all right
01:04:27on the count
01:04:28you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:30rita you're up first
01:04:31then allison
01:04:44okay allison
01:04:46hey great job you guys
01:04:48you killed it
01:05:12hey
01:05:13i told you to catch you
01:05:15brett
01:05:17you just saved my life
01:05:21i guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:25are you serious scott
01:05:27you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:30are you kidding me
01:05:31they almost dropped me
01:05:32i could have been paralyzed
01:05:33i could have died
01:05:34that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:36rita
01:05:37that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:39leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:45oh brett
01:05:47thank you
01:05:48oh my gosh
01:05:49i really appreciate that catch
01:05:50i almost had a heart attack
01:05:52all right everyone
01:05:53in light of performances and character
01:05:56i am so proud to announce
01:05:58allison scott
01:05:59as the new captain
01:06:02thank you
01:06:04wow
01:06:05congratulations captain scott
01:06:07i'm proud of you
01:06:08wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:13and that's game
01:06:14state loses 21 to 35
01:06:19allie
01:06:20look i know
01:06:21it's not what you wanted
01:06:22it's okay
01:06:23because you did good
01:06:23that's all that matters
01:06:24thanks bro
01:06:26i'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:27i'll be right back
01:06:27ew
01:06:28don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:30yo
01:06:31allison
01:06:32she is
01:06:33looking good baby
01:06:34y'all do private shows
01:06:36you know
01:06:36something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:39you're so gross
01:06:42yo what the hell
01:06:43are you serious
01:06:44what
01:06:44what's going on
01:06:45i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:47yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:48you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:50i'm in your dreams
01:06:51how about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:54so that what happens today
01:06:55never happens again
01:06:57you think you're so fucking special
01:07:00why
01:07:00you know everyone knows
01:07:01how you got the captain's position
01:07:03how
01:07:03by sucking your way to the top
01:07:05i mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:07considering how much you suck
01:07:09while you play
01:07:10you shameless whore
01:07:12hey
01:07:14i'm one woman
01:07:15i do
01:07:16you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:18she's a public boss
01:07:20everybody gets a ride
01:07:23hey
01:07:24hey fuckface
01:07:26you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:33that's enough
01:07:34what's going on here
01:07:36i mean coach we all saw it
01:07:37chatter's gonna hit her
01:07:39you're gonna hit her
01:07:40no
01:07:41get my office now
01:07:42you
01:07:43with me
01:07:44this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:47we should take you to the er okay
01:07:49all right
01:07:50you sure you're on me
01:07:56it's a really nasty cut brunt
01:07:58you could have broken your hand
01:08:00yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:01never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:05shut up
01:08:12you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around
01:08:16take care of me
01:08:17help me out
01:08:19yo guys 304 i think it's this one
01:08:21let's go see the hero
01:08:23oh shit no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:25they can't see us like this
01:08:27i won't let him
01:08:29let's tell him
01:08:30let's tell him the truth
01:08:31in front of the entire team
01:08:34ron's gonna kill you
01:08:36what do you want to do
01:08:38let's hide
01:08:39yeah
01:08:45bratt
01:08:46bratt you in there
01:08:47yeah i'm just uh washing up man
01:08:49god you have no idea
01:08:52how crazy you drive me
01:08:54you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh
01:09:01doing this
01:09:03you need a hand man
01:09:04no i got everything i need uh
01:09:07right here
01:09:13you gotta be quiet
01:09:17let's see what it is
01:09:20bratt stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:22hey you know what it uh
01:09:24takes me a very long time
01:09:26assholes
01:09:36i feel what you did
01:09:37i feel what you did
01:09:40it's kind of hard to mess
01:09:42yeah
01:09:44fine's wrong
01:09:46bratt you gotta you gotta speed this up man
01:09:48we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:49you know my hands are soft bro i can help you
01:09:51hey why don't you guys just beat it all right
01:09:53i'm gonna be a little while
01:09:55all right let's just give him some space
01:09:56enjoy your blue balls
01:09:58yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:59you know i took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02i think i've earned some uh
01:10:06alison physical therapy time
01:10:07you know what i mean
01:10:08you know you could have just asked
01:10:11you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:29you know i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:35you know i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:52brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:54i've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:10:57captain scott's changed the whole game
01:10:58sick
01:10:59ladies and gentlemen
01:11:00let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:04led by captain alison scott
01:11:08i will end you
01:11:10leave it
01:11:13save your applause everyone
01:11:14you're cheering for a fraud
01:11:16your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:19she bought it
01:11:20with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:22and her dealer
01:11:23look no further than your MVP
01:11:26brett harrison
01:11:31that's that's not true
01:11:33you know what
01:11:34i don't care
01:11:35reed is the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:37okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:39just ask them yourself
01:11:41oh really
01:11:42let's ask the squad then
01:11:47brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:50he said he had good stuff
01:11:52but only if we helped alison become captain
01:11:56you know that's bullshit
01:11:57i have proof
01:12:01i know real doctors
01:12:03i've got pills
01:12:04ally
01:12:05no more being blackmailed
01:12:08let alison take the captain position
01:12:11this is insane okay
01:12:13i've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:16oh sweetie
01:12:17it's all coming out now
01:12:18i saw her taking pills
01:12:19for practice
01:12:21we trusted you
01:12:22cheater
01:12:23suck
01:12:25hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:27messes with me
01:12:28open your eyes brett
01:12:30she's using you
01:12:31for the clout
01:12:32for the status
01:12:33who was she before you slept with her
01:12:36nobody
01:12:36a total bottom feeder
01:12:38you know what you're so full of shit
01:12:39it's unbelievable
01:12:40how'd you get that video huh
01:12:42and what'd you do to it
01:12:42you have nothing to fear
01:12:43if you have nothing to hide
01:12:46listen just please listen to me
01:12:49hey everybody just shut up this is my sister okay she would never do something like this
01:12:54and here come the pretzels
01:12:57all right that's enough that's enough
01:12:59now in light of these significant allegations as well as the evidence that has been presented
01:13:05i have no choice
01:13:07alison scott you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader
01:13:11furthermore you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:16justice for the real athletes
01:13:18hold on
01:13:20hold it
01:13:20if you would please
01:13:22look to the jumbotron
01:13:24i know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy at the right way
01:13:27no more pills
01:13:29no more purging
01:13:29no more blackmail
01:13:31you'd really help us
01:13:32absolutely
01:13:32listen you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's take your spouse ever again
01:13:36so what's the catch
01:13:37we're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:40this video
01:13:41this is the real conversation
01:13:43not the edited one
01:13:45that Rita just played
01:13:47not for the drugs
01:13:49these are the drugs that i gave the girls
01:13:50they're vitamins
01:13:51you can get these at any pharmacy in the world
01:13:54you wanna check these out principal
01:13:59he's right
01:14:00these are common supplements
01:14:02everybody
01:14:02Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:05to take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:08she's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:10and she's been shaming them
01:14:11degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:13now everybody is different
01:14:14but all bodies are beautiful
01:14:16Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason
01:14:18one reason only
01:14:19because she was a threat
01:14:20she threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:24and it's horrible
01:14:25because Allison
01:14:26she's a beautiful person
01:14:27and she would never do anything like this
01:14:29and she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:34that's not true
01:14:35he's lying
01:14:35she's the one who's drugging the team
01:14:38lock her up
01:14:40lock her up
01:14:41lock her up
01:14:43you fucking bitch
01:14:44you ruined my life
01:14:47you ruined it yourself
01:14:59look at you
01:15:00playing the victim
01:15:01you've been throwing yourself at me for weeks
01:15:04just when I give you a chance
01:15:07you run crying to Harrison
01:15:08nothing but a little
01:15:10shut up dude
01:15:11shut up
01:15:12what are you going to do about it Harrison?
01:15:14I don't have to do anything
01:15:14you're going to get exactly what you deserve right now
01:15:17Mr. Williams
01:15:21apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:26from various female students
01:15:27as of now you are officially suspended from all school activities
01:15:31what?
01:15:32no
01:15:32my father
01:15:33your father may have his name on the library
01:15:36but I assure you
01:15:37his money will not buy you immunity
01:15:39you can take him away
01:15:40party's over
01:15:42let go
01:15:42no
01:15:42I'll throw you off
01:15:44this isn't over
01:15:47and as for you
01:15:48Miss Scott
01:15:49on behalf of the entire administration
01:15:52I would like to apologize to you
01:15:55for everything that you've had to endure
01:15:57and as of now
01:15:58you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:03you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:08thank you principal
01:16:09alright everyone
01:16:10sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:14but
01:16:15we have a game to get back to
01:16:16so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:21let's win
01:16:34let's win
01:16:34state university wins it all
01:16:36ha ha ha ha
01:16:38woo
01:16:38woo
01:16:39woo
01:16:40woo
01:16:41woo
01:16:42woo
01:16:43woo
01:16:44woo
01:16:45woo
01:16:46woo
01:16:48woo
01:16:48woo
01:16:49woo
01:16:52woo
01:16:58woo
01:17:00woo
01:17:03hey
01:17:04allison
01:17:08the way i'm not even surprised
01:17:13hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:20i love you kid scott i love you too quarterback
01:17:38you
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