00:14Haley went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. Get a spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:00Woo!
01:13Let's go!
01:16Let's go!
01:17Let's go Eagles!
01:20Let's go Eagles!
01:22Let's go!
01:23Let's go!
01:25Let's go!
01:26Let's go!
01:26Let's go!
01:27Let's go!
01:28Brad, stop showing off!
01:29Catch it!
01:30Relax.
01:31I got you.
01:36Brad!
01:36Brad!
01:37Brad!
01:37Brad!
01:40Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:03Woo!
02:04Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:06Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:22Woo!
02:22Woo!
02:24Woo!
02:25No, I, I...
02:26damn, th-this is so awkward.
02:38Woo!
02:39Woo!
02:39Woo!
02:40Woo!
02:41I don't have time for this.
02:54Connor should be more like Brad the crowd loves him and he loves them right back
02:59he's a narcissist I mean he thinks he's better than everyone
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out
03:14dreaming about guys they could never get within their wildest dreams as if
03:26you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than
03:31everyone babe better I don't just think I'm better I am better didn't you see
03:39the rankings I'm the popular queen and you you're the undateable nerd
03:47I'm petting it's it's fine they're just being rude let's go what did you say
04:08just because you're a vatic whatever it doesn't mean anything
04:11Kaylee rules the school don't you forget it you're nothing but a last
04:27no that's it I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS what are you gonna do
04:39I'm I'm gonna change yeah I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list I'm sick and tired of
04:48Kelly's
04:48stupid rules I'm gonna rewrite them but what are you gonna do
04:58first is dating one of the boys at the top it was your target which one's your
05:08target at least not Connor no it's not Connor but Brad sweet to everyone that's it
05:23Brad's my target I'm so excited so what's your plan first step sexy photo right got it okay so you
05:33take
05:34the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number okay tell me this is too much yes it's perfect it's perfect
05:45are you sure yes yes okay ready yes
05:54oh my god oh my god
05:55oh my god
05:56oh my god
05:56oh my god
06:22oh my god
06:23oh my god
06:39what do I say next I have the highest GPA and I don't even know how to send a
06:44text maybe if you say please
07:07me in the boys locker room after school
07:09fraud said yes oh my gosh I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:17once I land this date with Brad I'm rewriting Kelly's rules she's done
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she asked for her number
07:39just gave her some random digits
07:45for real though I'm kind of curious how cringe can a straight-up bottom nerd
07:50kids look how it's this oh my god oh shit oh fuck god my eyes oh shit oh hit that
08:00shit away from me
08:06you really do have bad eyesight
08:11the hell did you say I said you really do have bad eyesight that's why in the game there's a
08:16perfect pass
08:17but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you no no no that was an accident okay
08:23what the hell does that have to do with this anyway okay on the field you only see the end
08:27zone
08:27not the risk and now you're mocking someone you don't even know because she doesn't fit your
08:31shallow fucking beauty standard you're really gonna start some shit over some nerd have you lost your
08:37mind it's not about her it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some girl's back
08:49so fucking angry almost almost peed myself
08:56cheer up tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good impression
09:15linda darlene oh mwah tessa hi welcome home i'll suddenly be down at any minute
09:35you
09:41oh you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone knows connor
09:53gone he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at you tessa you've made quite
10:02the impression at school did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field i think i actually
10:09have a secret fantastic i could skip the awkward getting to know each other part now you're not just
10:16only friends classmates you're family isn't that fun what she's my stepsister
10:30tessa tessa linda was telling me how well you're doing in school maybe you can help connor with his
10:36grades what and uh make sure you keep him off the football field his last major injury landed him
10:45in the icu okay dad no one needs to know all that that was forever ago of course think of
10:52it as a
10:53secret
10:58we're not seriously agree to that are we
11:03hmm
11:08yes mr. Vaughn i will take great care of my new step-brother
11:28oh my god there's no way people know about my day with brown already
11:40we heard the good news congratulations tessa but but i haven't even done anything yet
11:47oh silly the entire school voted and you're officially the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:56wait what what stop what are you guys doing stop let go
12:04here's your royal necklace your majesty
12:10long may she reign that's probably the coolest you will ever get today thanks
12:15enjoy it wait last okay that's not true okay you know what i actually have a date with brad dawson
12:32god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth since when did brad go for off the rack
12:51glad's in way better shape than i thought
13:01You?
13:07You?
13:08Are you stalking me?
13:10What?
13:12No?
13:12No!
13:13What are you talking about?
13:19Pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:20Yeah, you sent me this sexy seductive photo?
13:23What game are you trying to play?
13:26No.
13:26No, no, no, no.
13:27I sent that to Brad.
13:30Why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44Where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere.
13:48Did you get scared by the stanch of you, Vicard?
13:53I see.
13:55You and Kelly are trying to set me up.
13:58Aren't you?
14:06No.
14:08Oh, my God.
14:10Oh, my God.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:13No way.
14:14Oh, my God.
14:15Oh, my God.
14:17Oh, my God.
14:18Oh, my God.
14:19Oh, no, no, no.
14:21This can't be happening.
14:22Hey, Queen.
14:23I'm a huge fan of your work.
14:27I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:30I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:32I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:34I'm a dateable nerd queen.
14:35You did this, you jerk.
14:38Go, Nirvana.
14:40I hate you.
14:40No.
14:46Looking for this?
14:57What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:01Shh.
15:04Leave you alone?
15:09You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture.
15:16You asshole.
15:18What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:30Okay.
15:31Thanks.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson?
15:45The guy on your team?
15:50The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:20Operation Unnerd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:31Head tilt.
16:32Breathing techniques.
16:33Okay.
16:37First things first.
17:02Better.
17:03I can't go to school like this, though.
17:06If you wanna attract someone as shallow as Brad, you gotta dress like it.
17:18Look at your eyes.
17:20Not bad.
17:28Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we go to- go to-
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:39I just saw it.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart race to the roof, Professor?
17:48If you can't even handle touching someone, how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I-I was just-
17:56Ow!
17:58A rookie like you, won't last a second with Brad.
18:05Show you a lesson I can teach you.
18:08Oh my god, is he going to kiss me?
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