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00:03¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:39¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:00Park and I have dinner plans, but Pumpkin, relax.
01:03We're going to stop at Zales afterwards and get you something gorge.
01:06Oh, I love that.
01:07What piece of jewelry screams daddy issues?
01:10I wouldn't know, Park.
01:11Oh, definitely a belly chain.
01:12Well, if you're missing your daddy, then I'm thinking a locket.
01:14Ooh, I would love a locket.
01:16Off we go.
01:18All day.
01:20Don't worry.
01:20He's going to look back.
01:21He's going to look back.
01:22He's going to look back.
01:23Nope.
01:23He put his arm on his shoulder.
01:26Dude, summon your big doctor energy and glide away.
01:40Turk, come back.
01:43I can't.
01:44I'm in my Jamiroquai flow state, baby.
01:50He's so smooth.
01:53I can't do this all on my own.
01:57No, I know.
01:58I'm no Superman.
02:03I'm no Superman.
02:06Since Dr. Cox was here, I wanted to throw some extra sauce on rounds.
02:11Luckily, I rewatched Independence Day last night.
02:14Mankind.
02:16That word should have extra meaning for us all today.
02:20Nailed it.
02:21Look, guys, you are no longer untrained, untested newbies.
02:26You have learned so much by now.
02:29Dr. Dorian is right.
02:31There it is.
02:32It only took 25 years.
02:34You have so much more knowledge than you did six months ago when you started with me.
02:39Bet you feel pretty good about that, right?
02:43Stop smiling.
02:44Because you're, in fact, dangerous.
02:47You now know enough to think you know everything.
02:49You're like that 10-year-old at the wheel of a Subaru.
02:52Can your feet reach the pedals?
02:54Well, sure.
02:54Should you actually operate the vehicle?
02:56Under no conditions.
02:58And just like that 10-year-old, you're all potential killers.
03:02Dr. Cox, I'm going to need you to...
03:03That's right.
03:04Killers.
03:05Killers screaming, wee-hee, as you blow through the front of a diner, nearly taking out an innocent family.
03:12It feels like you're not hearing me.
03:13Cheesy fries and sugary beverage.
03:15He's not an employee.
03:16I'm powerless.
03:17It's okay.
03:17I need him to take a listen to me.
03:20Allow me to put Dr. Cox's dark tableau through the John Dorian positivity filter.
03:26You got this, okay?
03:28Just be alert and bring your A-game.
03:30We have a very challenging day today.
03:32All I wanted was for my interns to shine in front of Dr. Cox today.
03:37But unfortunately, the odds were against us.
03:39You can't hide from the Hippocratic rule of thirds.
03:43One-third of very sick patients die no matter what you do.
03:46One-third die because of what you do.
03:49And one-third get better on their own.
03:52We're going to do everything we can for you.
03:56Tosh, patient's labs came back.
03:58She's hyponatremic, so start IV sodium replacement.
04:00Got it?
04:00Good.
04:01And don't let Dr. Cox being here get in your head.
04:03Oh, I won't.
04:04I think he's hilarious.
04:05Whenever he starts ranting, I record him, and it, like, always goes viral.
04:09You have a much healthier way of coping with him than I did.
04:11I gave myself bangs, like, five times.
04:13Oh, my God.
04:14I'm so sorry.
04:16I wanted Perry to know just how well I was filling his shoes.
04:19So the key to teaching my interns has been my radical approachability.
04:24First of all, there are no dumb questions.
04:26I see.
04:27So just dumb statements like that one?
04:29I'm going to ignore that.
04:30Second, I never wear my white coat.
04:32I feel like when I dress like an intern, it says,
04:35I'm just like you guys, a superhero without a cape.
04:38Well, you're going to want to swoop down out of the sky
04:41and help your equal over there find whatever it is he's looking for
04:44in the medical waste bin.
04:45Fleming, I have told you before,
04:47if your Invisalign is in there, it is gone for good.
04:50Now get!
04:52Get, get!
04:53Stupid Fleming and his underbite.
04:55Where are all the interns I told to come and say nice things about me?
04:57Dr. Dorian, once again, your brilliant teaching has saved a life.
05:00Go on.
05:01My patient was cleared for discharge, but something fell off,
05:03so I ran some blood cultures and he's septic.
05:06If you hadn't reviewed the signs with us this week,
05:08I wouldn't have caught it.
05:09And there it was.
05:10The facial contortion Dr. Cox made
05:12when he was struggling to choke down a compliment.
05:16To you, sir.
05:17I could kiss you.
05:18Dr. Dorian, I get that the British thing is a huge turn-on.
05:22It makes him seem both exotic and safe.
05:24But you cannot kiss him.
05:26No, it's just a figure of speech.
05:27I wasn't trying to kiss him.
05:29No, I wasn't trying to kiss him either, but here we are.
05:31May I be excused?
05:32Yes, please, go.
05:33Go to your room.
05:34Thanks to the good news with Asher's patient,
05:36the odds were starting to tip in our favor.
05:39And I had to give it to Park.
05:40He was on top of it with Blake's patient.
05:42I've been sick for three weeks.
05:44I'm burning up.
05:45I feel like death.
05:46Can I get some antibiotics?
05:47Here's what antibiotics will do for your viral infection.
05:51Nothing.
05:53Nice meeting you.
05:55Whoa.
05:56If you're leaving a comment card, his name's Dr. Park.
06:00But he is right about the antibiotics.
06:02Fine.
06:03But if he's wrong, I'm going to sue both of you.
06:06Cool.
06:10Chris's infection was caught early,
06:11and we expect him to respond well to treatment.
06:13I'm just waiting on one more test.
06:14Thank you so much, doctor.
06:16You guys can go in.
06:18Hi, Daddy.
06:21I love that little voice you do when you're talking to families.
06:23Well, I'm just doing all that I can for them.
06:26Let's go to the supply closet right now.
06:27Okay.
06:28I love supplies.
06:29Here's the results for your sepsis patient.
06:31You're not going to like this.
06:33The CT shows he has a deep neck abscess.
06:35I think he might need surgery.
06:40What's all that whispering about?
06:42I knew what I hoped it was.
06:43I was reluctant to say anything until it went through,
06:46but I submitted me and J.D. for the amazing race.
06:48Do you think you could cover for him for a month?
06:50Well, only the father of medicine could cover for that man.
06:53And he's fine, too.
06:55Gorgeous.
06:56Thank you.
06:57When are you going to stop needing his approval?
06:59I don't know, Turk.
07:00When are you going to stop loving Carla?
07:02J.D., that is not an appropriate comparison.
07:04The thing I don't get is, if Cox is just here for dinner,
07:06why is he hanging around the hospital all day?
07:08Do you think he's getting intel about my work as a chief?
07:10Who cares?
07:11Everybody thinks you're doing a great job.
07:13Just keep singing that psych-up song you sing in your office every morning.
07:15Oh, I didn't know you could hear that.
07:17But I don't care, because, baby, I am a firework.
07:24Dr. Reed, I bolused the hypertonic saline solution for Tina.
07:28Wait, you did what?
07:35Oh, my God.
07:38You can't bolus hypertonic saline.
07:40You have to calculate the sodium deficit.
07:42Get me a nurse.
07:42Tell them to bring D, D, A, D, P, and D, 5, W.
07:45I didn't know.
07:45Will she be okay?
07:46I don't know, Dr. Tosh.
07:47Move out of the way.
07:49Just get out of the room.
07:51Notify neurology.
07:52Hey, did you see Danny's chest x-ray?
07:54Let me guess.
07:55Inconclusive with possible opacity.
07:57We should give him the antibiotics.
07:59It could be a viral pneumonia with bacterial superinfection.
08:01What it is is a radiologist covering their ass.
08:04If they say it's inconclusive, then they're not responsible in the .0001% chance that it is pneumonia.
08:12Yeah, but we're on the hook if it is.
08:13Are you really letting your patient dictate how you treat him?
08:16You have the vibe of a dom top, but you doctor like a sub bottom.
08:19I bartended at a gay bar, so I know what that means.
08:22And if being a sub bottom means not getting sued or worse, then give it to me, Daddy.
08:30How's my patient?
08:31You have to see how he does after he gets out of recovery.
08:33I don't understand.
08:35I did everything right.
08:36I caught the infection early, but he still got worse.
08:39Kid, you got to figure out a way to cope with stress.
08:43You know what?
08:44I have a method I use that could help.
08:46Follow me.
08:48All right, the rules of the game are simple.
08:50You must jump off the physical therapy trampoline and then shoot the mannequin's head into the bin.
08:55Got it?
08:55I don't think I can hit that.
08:57Maybe, maybe not.
08:58But when my daughter was in NICU, all I could do was wait.
09:00And this saved my life.
09:02Pro tip.
09:03Elbows in.
09:04Fingertips on the eyelids.
09:05Let's go.
09:06You can do it.
09:14Even if she lives, she could have neurologic deficit or be in a coma.
09:18Tosh, you can't beat yourself up.
09:19If I kill someone?
09:20Well, when you put her like that, I...
09:22But none of that has happened.
09:24Hopefully, she'll be okay.
09:26Moments like this live with interns forever.
09:28When a patient is a victim of a mistake, doctors are the second victim.
09:32Tosh, I know all you're doing is worrying about that patient, but it's my job to worry about you.
09:37I want you to go see a counselor right now.
09:41Honestly, the only positive right now is that my mentor wasn't here to see everything fall apart.
09:48I knew white guys were bad at this, but British white guys are the worst.
09:51I can't stand this waiting.
09:53There has to be something else we can do for the patient.
09:55Kid, there isn't.
09:56We both did everything we could.
09:57So now's the time to let it go or leave it with God or the universe or whatever it is
10:01you believe in.
10:02Well, that's never worked for me.
10:03But okay, I believe if you make that basket, our patient will be okay.
10:07I don't like putting that type of pressure on myself.
10:10We're doing this to take our minds off of it, but okay.
10:15Come on, let me show you how it's done.
10:16You ready for this?
10:17Here we go.
10:21Big shot!
10:22I told you!
10:23See?
10:24I don't believe in bald on bald violence, but you've given me no choice.
10:31Run!
10:32Watch out!
10:33He's mad!
10:36That's the thing about this place.
10:39Sometimes all you can do is let go and hope things work out.
10:45I have some good news.
10:48Tina's stable.
10:49She's going to be all right.
10:50Oh, thank God.
10:51You made a huge mistake, and you got really lucky.
10:55And hopefully you never have to get this lucky again.
10:57I'm going to go from here.
11:00Chris is alert and doing well.
11:03Nice shot, Dr. Turk.
11:09Mrs. Johnson, I have some good news.
11:12The good news is I was right and you were wrong.
11:16Danny's fever broke without antibiotics.
11:19I'm pretty sure the good news is that Danny's okay.
11:23Listen, I know you blame yourself for that woman who died in the parking lot, but doctoring
11:28scared will never be what's best for your patients.
11:31And, by the way, I knew you bartended at Night Gliders.
11:34I recognized you the minute you stepped foot in here.
11:37Yeah?
11:37Well, I remember you, too.
11:38You were the only guy who didn't tip.
11:40Yeah, well, you were the only bartender who wouldn't sleep with me.
11:45Congratulations.
11:45We had three very sick patients, and they're all going to be okay.
11:49We beat the odds, so enjoy it around here that doesn't happen all that often.
11:54Oh, Dr. Cox, I didn't see you over there.
11:57Do you want to give one of your famous I-believed-in-you-the-whole-time speeches?
12:02No, I...
12:04Oh, my God.
12:05Dr. Cox, grab the car.
12:06Get out of your way, boo, boo.
12:08It's time for E-FAP.
12:08We don't do this for Dr. Cox.
12:13It doesn't matter how many people you save.
12:16When one of your own falls, it hits deep.
12:19Why didn't you come to me if you haven't been feeling well?
12:22Because I knew you'd turn this into some overwrought emo crybaby feelings fest.
12:25Hell, I can practically hear the indie moat music playing in your head right now.
12:32I'm just saying, I can't believe you went with Dr. Park over me.
12:34Eh, well, he probably knew you'd turn this into some sort of overwrought emo crybaby...
12:38I already said.
12:39Oh.
12:40Well, the good news is your scans and tumor markers came back negative, so it's not cancer.
12:45Thank God.
12:45You're still waiting on your SED rates, ANCA and CRP.
12:48We'll know more later this afternoon.
12:50Thank you, Dr. Park.
12:51I'd like to take over Perry's care from here.
12:52Not happening there, Dr. Nurse Jackie.
12:55Come on, you can barely hold it together with patients coming in off the street.
12:58How are you going to be objective with me?
13:00And besides, look at yourself.
13:01You're already emotional, and you haven't done anything yet.
13:04Oh, true.
13:04I updated your weight.
13:06Congrats on keeping it tight.
13:07J.D., we both know if you were to walk into this room and tell me that I was dying,
13:11it would break you.
13:12No, it would break me if you didn't give me the opportunity to help you by doing everything that you
13:18trained me to do.
13:19Still not happening.
13:20Besides, there is no training for the maniacal patient I plan on being.
13:24Cujo, old yeller, pick your rabid dog, and I'm going to best him.
13:27Now, I will be removing my own IV because your nurses gave me regular saline instead of D5W.
13:36Oh, my God.
13:38I think he's actually tearing up because you mentioned old yeller.
13:40I'm not tearing up.
13:41I'm not a child.
13:42I don't need to be protected, okay?
13:44And if you want someone who's going to take you behind the shed and shoot you, go with this idiot.
13:51I don't need to be protected.
14:11Participant A. Participant B, would you like to read aloud your formal complaint against Dr. Reed?
14:17What?
14:17You told me to raise the sodium on our patient but didn't guide me on how to do it.
14:21Yeah, because you should already know how to do that.
14:22She told me to get out of the room.
14:24You almost killed someone.
14:26Okay, you can't say that.
14:27She screwed up.
14:29You can't say that either.
14:30You made me feel terrible.
14:32It just makes me want to quit.
14:33I'm trying to teach you.
14:36What am I allowed to say?
14:37We'll be covering that in your mandatory bi-weekly seminar.
14:40Oh, this is so stupid.
14:44Friendship Sibi here.
14:45I hear you and we will bitch about this later.
14:49Business Sibi, you can't say that.
14:55You are not a doctor in this hospital.
14:58You cannot change your own medication.
14:59This is, in fact, the same level of pain meds you'd give to a woman having a C-section.
15:04But since my doula and I have already discussed having a natural childbirth,
15:08we're going to be lowering the dose.
15:10Or I'm going to take this America's Best number one pudding and decorate your wall with it.
15:16You can have this hot mess.
15:17He's all yours.
15:19Oh, I see you've extended your reign of terror to the staff.
15:23Gave him something to talk to his friends about around the hospital.
15:26You know, I've actually come to appreciate your teaching style.
15:30I mean, not all of it.
15:31I did not think it was necessary to call me a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.
15:36Still wish me a laugh at the car sometimes.
15:40And for what it's worth, I was too harsh with you.
15:45Sometimes I sit up at night thinking I actually could have driven you out of this place.
15:48And if I had, it would have been my biggest failure and my greatest regret.
15:55I appreciate that.
15:57God let me be.
15:58Will you have some decorating I need to attend to?
16:01Oh, please let him.
16:02I'm going to rub his nose in it like a nasty dog.
16:06You know, I've never actually had to sleep in one of these things, but I am not leaving your side
16:11until we get your results.
16:14G.D., would you, uh, would you pray with me?
16:19G.D., wow.
16:20First curveball.
16:22Of course.
16:25Cox was never religious, but when you're facing your own mortality, you'll try anything.
16:30Dear God, or who's ever up there, I know I haven't exactly turned to you pretty much ever, but...
16:39I need you now.
16:40So please, Lord, let that chair fold in on J.D. and quietly suffocate him so that I might have
16:46a few moments of peace, if these are, in fact, my last few moments.
16:50Thanks, Scott.
16:50Go ahead.
16:51Make your jokes.
16:52But I know you're scared.
16:54For once, just let me be there for you.
16:58And there it was.
16:59His test results.
17:00I knew how I wanted this to play out.
17:04Congratulations!
17:05You're the one millionth person to click on best results.
17:09You've won $10,000 and a brand new jet ski.
17:13Oh, no, not you.
17:15Scram.
17:15J.D., come on, amigo!
17:17Yes!
17:18To the lake!
17:20Woo-hoo!
17:21But that's not how these things go.
17:23Go ahead.
17:25Or don't sugarcoat it.
17:28Because I understand what everything means on there.
17:38Dr. Tosh, you got a second?
17:45You said that I made you feel like quitting.
17:48I hope you're a real failure on my part if you did.
17:52But I would also be failing as a teacher if I didn't hold you accountable for your mistakes.
17:59I know I messed up.
18:02I was just afraid of it and I wasn't good enough to be here.
18:04So I blamed you.
18:06And I'm really sorry.
18:07I love you.
18:08I love you.
18:09Come here.
18:11It's okay.
18:14You know, you come across a lot more confident.
18:16That's just a part of my brand.
18:20There are many things we fool ourselves into thinking we have control over.
18:24If I make this, Cox, it's going to be okay.
18:26It's going to be okay, Cox.
18:27Come on.
18:30That's it.
18:31I'm going to rip your head off and do this with it.
18:33Hey, that counts.
18:36That counts!
18:36But the truth is, we can never predict what's in store for us.
18:40Just give me a hug, man.
18:41You saved my man!
18:42All we can do is be there for each other when the odds are against us.
18:50It isn't great.
18:52But it could be worse.
18:54Worse than my own body attacking itself?
18:56It's an autoimmune disease, for God's sake.
18:59There's no cure for this.
19:01It's a matter of managing the crisis that's going to be thrown my way in the bottom of the ninth.
19:05Perry, you know this disease has a high survival rate, especially since we caught it.
19:09Errol, in the beginning stages of renal failure, J.D.
19:12Yeah, but you can slow all that down.
19:13With aggressive treatment and an immunosuppressants,
19:17microscopic polyangitis can easily go into remission.
19:21Did you really think that this couldn't happen?
19:25That just because we're out there taking care of all of them,
19:27it would get some kind of karmic immunity to protect us from what's coming for us all?
19:36Yes.
19:41Will you promise me that you'll keep me alive for a very long time?
19:48Because I don't want my death to be the thing that makes you cynical.
19:52I promise that.
19:53Let me finish.
19:55Because I won't be around here to enjoy it.
19:58And even death, I couldn't bear the irony.
20:03All I can hear is that you're going to let me be your doctor.
20:06I'm already tingling from the prospect of our sponge pastor, Agatha.
20:12I tried to protect you from this.
20:17Everything I had.
20:22But I am so scared.
20:27I have a plan.
20:30And I don't care if you don't like it.
20:33It is the best path forward.
20:36Turk had asked me when I'd stop needing Dr. Cox's approval.
20:39Well, okay.
20:41It was now.
20:43Because now, and I got you, he needed me.
20:53Listen up, failures.
20:55Watch it, watch it.
20:56To whomever had the cojones to stuff their greedy face hole with the sandwich, I had so caught.
21:02Barely labeled with my name.
21:04But I hope you enjoyed it.
21:05Because I will be slicing you open, extracting it, and feeding it to you once again.
21:09But this time, it won't be orally gone.
21:14Look how many views you have.
21:15It's gone totally viral.
21:17All these DJs are remixing it.
21:18People just love it.
21:22Bring her to me.
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