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00:00you
00:08where's richard he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to care for a loved one what's up mike this is
00:13my old friend lulu mike drop you are just one signature away i should probably have my lawyer
00:19look at this first an nda you are good people not now nails i'm on to something bigger what's the
00:28plan i thought you were gonna save me no less than the team are gonna solve the formula eventually
00:35like they're so close they're like he looks happy i think mr magoo is having a seizure
00:40i have to go home it's a family emergency people could be dead i will save myself
00:46come on fucker
00:51so that's my phone i'm impressed
00:55mom stop do not move
00:57oh fuck
01:11this session beginning at the beginning
01:19childhood this is when family dysfunction often makes its way known into our adult relationships
01:29lindy
01:30um describe your childhood in one word cold
01:43less describe your childhood in one word happy uh-huh happy okay now less this session is what i like
01:55to call
01:55the check engine light is on and we need to locate what needs service but in order to start that
02:04repair less we need to dig deep to diagnose it does that make sense sure dig dig deep that's right
02:12very good so digging deeper
02:41what's that's what's that's what's that's what's it means your mother created a fantasy child
02:45your mother is a college life crystal
02:54your mother told me
02:56what
02:57Nancy told me she was protecting you from your hypercritical, controlling father.
03:03She is misinterpreting my dad's tough love as critical.
03:07Was it Nancy who called it tough love?
03:09Yeah, it was. I believe her.
03:13Delusion.
03:31I mean, he has gone fucking mad.
03:37It's just, he's been at it all night.
03:41It's moving, searching, taping.
03:44Look at that trap. It's ridiculous.
03:49Shrinks my laptop as bait.
03:51Get out of here.
03:56Hey, hey, hey. Yeah, sure. Maybe it's not his best work, but he's obviously worried about you.
04:02Uh, no. He is worried because he can't control me.
04:07Maybe control is his love language.
04:09Maybe that sucks, Richard. I mean, if he catches me, who knows what he'll lock me up in next.
04:15I can see from your point of view how that could suck.
04:17But look, we could easily outsmart that rudimentary trap and just obtain the laptop, send him a little email.
04:24We're not obtaining anything that defeats the purpose.
04:29No, yeah, I know that. Wait, remind me.
04:31We are proving my independence.
04:33We.
04:34Me. I. I. Okay.
04:35I don't need a laptop. I have my phone.
04:38Got it.
04:39So, let's just.
04:41Do you want a little help with that?
04:42I got it.
04:44Ugh.
04:47Oh, whoever Terry is, he or she really wants to get a hold of you.
04:51Ah, yeah. She's my first call.
04:54Your story.
04:55They published it.
04:57No!
04:58No!
04:59No!
05:01Oh, God.
05:03They love you.
05:06Who's they?
05:07Uh, everyone.
05:09What? Everyone?
05:10Like, everyone.
05:12Everyone, look, look, it's just, everyone.
05:16I mean, you know what my mom says, saying I told you so is tacky, but I told you so!
05:22Breathtaking?
05:24Worth waiting for?
05:28Everyone loves me.
05:36You better be sitting in a dark room with the curtains drawn.
05:39I'm viral.
05:40I'm cat person.
05:43Viral?
05:43Me.
05:44I'm viral.
05:44Like a bad flu.
05:45Look, Lindy.
05:46I thought I'd been forgotten.
05:48Discarded.
05:49A has-been.
05:50But it turns out, they were waiting for me.
05:53Patiently.
05:54And they still love me.
05:56Reality check.
05:57You didn't fucking write it.
05:59It's not about the story, but it's about my fans.
06:02And that they love me.
06:03That they still love me.
06:04You're basking in make-believe glory.
06:06This is a ticking time bomb that is going to blow.
06:09Wait a minute.
06:10You...
06:11You told me that you were gonna disarm the bomb.
06:14I tried.
06:16Okay, I-I-I flew Jackie out to New York.
06:18Was out negotiated by Hayseeds.
06:20Had sex with a cowboy in an elevator.
06:23Never got his name.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:25And?
06:26It was wonderful.
06:28It was wonderful.
06:29You need to find him.
06:30Oh, I have to find him.
06:32Hey, uh, Fifty Shades of Pay on the line.
06:34E.L., the assistant.
06:35E.L.
06:36Lindy's nuts.
06:37It's a chef's kiss.
06:38I can hear him.
06:40Lindy, listen to me.
06:42We have a chance to fix this.
06:44We still have plausible deniability.
06:46So just do nothing.
06:48I mean fucking nothing.
06:49Say nothing.
06:50Do you hear me?
06:51Yes.
06:51Do and say nothing.
06:57The, um, Today Show wants an interview.
07:01The Today Show.
07:02The Today Show.
07:04Wants me.
07:05The Today Show wants me.
07:10Wait.
07:13Wait.
07:14No, no.
07:14Look.
07:15On Zoom, you'll be regular size.
07:21Oh, I...
07:23I can't...
07:24Oh, my God.
07:25I...
07:26Okay.
07:27I...
07:27This is not...
07:28I can't really...
07:29I mean, I absolutely cannot...
07:31I...
07:32No.
07:32There's no way.
07:33I'm absolutely not doing The Today Show.
07:35I can't do The Today Show.
07:37Listen, I know, I know, I know you're scared.
07:38I know it's been a minute since you've been the toast of the literary town.
07:41Yes, but...
07:42But this is Jenna.
07:44Jenna?
07:45Pulitzer Prize winner.
07:47Lindy.
07:48Little John.
07:49Okay.
07:50The world, we've waited long enough.
07:52This is your time.
07:55It's my time.
07:56Are you kidding?
07:57This is your time.
07:59It's my time.
08:01I...
08:02Just saying.
08:06Here's the thing, though.
08:08Oh.
08:09Too much talking in the head.
08:12Book it!
08:13We're gonna book it!
08:14Book it!
08:15Ah!
08:17I could have had The Today Show!
08:19Today Show!
08:22Okay.
08:22Okay.
08:23Okay.
08:24Excited, excited.
08:25Wait.
08:25Bad news.
08:26The phone is out of battery.
08:27That...
08:29Um...
08:29Why didn't you get the charger?
08:34No!
08:40Oh!
08:41Oh!
08:41Uh, just a thought.
08:42Don't kill the messenger.
08:43How about...
08:44If you say laptop, we're not getting a laptop.
08:47La, la, la, la...
08:48Na, na, na, no.
08:49We are gonna go get the charger, because the charger equals independence!
09:00He should have used a more sensitive trigger
09:02We need to let it go, Richie
09:04We're not going for the laptop
09:05Les!
09:07We gotta hide
09:08Huh?
09:09The couch
09:10Get off
09:11Oh, wait for me!
09:12Wait for me!
09:14Les
09:21Les
09:23Les
09:24It's okay
09:25It's okay, dear
09:26It's me
09:27It's mum
09:29Oh
09:29Are you having a nervous breakdown?
09:35It's okay, I feel like I could call Lindy
09:42You're in the wrong zone!
09:43You gotta be in the less zone
09:45This do not walk outside the less zone
09:47Les
09:47Yes, keep your voice down
09:49Let me check your shoes
09:50Oh, God
09:51Oh, good
09:51Oh, good
09:52She's not there
09:54Les, Les
09:55Yeah
09:55I am very worried about you
09:58No, mum, I'm fine
09:59I'm fine
09:59I'm okay
09:59I'm good
10:00I'm good
10:00We, uh, I'm just
10:01I've been, um, remodeling the house
10:03For Lindy
10:04As a surprise
10:05Oh, yeah
10:06Yeah, yeah, yeah
10:07And I'm worried about you
10:08Being up here
10:09It's dangerous
10:10So we should go
10:10We should go downstairs
10:11Come on, come on
10:12Yeah
10:12I think you are unwell
10:15No, it's fine
10:15It's the fumes
10:16It's the fumes from the floor
10:18That's the whole thing
10:19What?
10:20Okay, so we're on the move
10:23And then we're gonna go
10:25Downstairs
10:25In the less zone
10:27No, you've got to stay
10:28You must
10:28Mom, you've got to stay
10:29In the less zone
10:29Oh, in the less zone
10:30Yeah, okay
10:31See?
10:32We're good
10:32See?
10:33The less zone
10:34That's it
10:34Down we go
10:35We're going down
10:35Okay, we gotta move
10:38Richard!
10:39Huh, yeah
10:40You know, I, uh
10:44I miss my mom
10:48Yeah, Les
10:50Les has a really good mom
10:52You know?
10:53Nancy, uh
10:54She shielded him
10:55From reality too much
10:56And also from his dad
10:58Though, who was
10:59Wow
10:59But Nancy, no
11:01She's a
11:01Yeah, she's a mom-mom
11:04Kinda always
11:05Wished I had
11:06Imagined
11:08What would I be like
11:09If I
11:10Did have
11:15I think I need a minute
11:17Yeah
11:18Yeah, we can
11:20We can take a minute
11:27Okay, Mom
11:28So, you know
11:29We agreed last night
11:31With a change of plans
11:32And Magoo's with Lindy
11:33And I'm
11:33Working
11:34And Lulu's
11:35Here at home
11:36But she's in and out
11:37And she's doing her thing
11:38That, you know
11:39You should
11:39You should probably
11:40Just
11:40You should go home
11:41Okay?
11:42Okay?
11:43Les
11:44Yeah
11:45I don't believe you
11:46Which part?
11:47Every part, dear
11:49I'm acting
11:49Perfectly normal!
11:51The last minute
11:52Remodeling
11:53The fumes
11:55That I did not smell
11:56The Les zone
11:58Lindy's disappearance
11:59Lindy's disappearance?
12:00That's a little date line
12:01The husband was the last one
12:02To see her
12:03She's at
12:04The gray house, Mom
12:05Okay?
12:07Other than that
12:07I do not see my behavior
12:08As bizarre
12:09I am working
12:10Really hard
12:11I am very stressed out
12:13And
12:14I'm not sleeping
12:15Very well
12:15But I'm fine, Mom
12:17I'm fine
12:18Okay?
12:19You're fine?
12:20Sure, dear
12:21When you're ready to talk
12:22I'm right here
12:24We talked
12:25And I'm good
12:26But it is too dangerous
12:27For you here
12:28Okay?
12:29I promise
12:30I will stay downstairs
12:31Away from these fumes
12:34But I am not leaving
12:35Until I know you're okay
12:37One last thing
12:38Yes
12:39When was the last time
12:40You showered, dear?
12:46Okay
12:48Let's get that charger
12:49Now you just have to
12:50Scale the vertical surface
12:52Using the floss
12:53Like a rock climber
12:54Would a rope
12:55And just
12:56All the way up
12:57I can't do one pull-up, Richie
12:59But you have the power
13:01Of the square cube law
13:02Behind you
13:04See?
13:05Why even pause?
13:06Just explain
13:07Simple math
13:08As our size decreased
13:10Our proportional strength
13:12That increased
13:13It's like, um
13:14Ants
13:15I fucking hate ants
13:17Yes, but ant math
13:18Is never wrong
13:19Okay, well you're tiny too
13:20So you do it
13:21Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:22But
13:24This is your independence
13:26Math is freedom
13:27Freedom is independence
13:28Go
13:33Right
13:36It's gonna
13:37Yeah, it's not gonna
13:39What are you doing?
13:41I'm conjuring my
13:42Inner freedom math
13:44This is exciting
13:46This is exciting
13:46Should we hide?
13:48No, no, no
13:48I'm walking through the foyer
13:50In the less zone
13:51I'm leaving for the lab
13:53But I'd still love to hear from you
13:54Wait, wait
13:57Now I've opened the front door
13:59Martin
13:59You never answer your phone
14:01Martin
14:02We're in the clear
14:03He's never letting Martin in here
14:04Yeah, but mom
14:05Mom, mom, mom
14:05Mom is in the basement
14:06And she's a rule follower
14:07She'll stay there
14:08It's Lulu
14:10We don't have eyes on Lulu
14:11So
14:13Tick tock
14:13You gotta help me
14:14Oh yeah, I'm gonna help you
14:25Oh yeah, I'm going to help her
14:32Oh yeah, I'm gonna don't
15:01intense
15:07I remember the moment I discovered my mother was a liar
15:10too intense
15:12you're too intense
15:14you
15:15me
15:17why
15:20roommate
15:21well
15:23sure
15:23stop
15:24what
15:25you suck
15:26and you probably suck more
15:28okay so I was a dick sorry
15:30you didn't insult me
15:31oh you don't go to forest park
15:33no I do
15:34I just don't give a fuck about what you think
15:38who's wendy pressing
15:43wendy what
15:44yeah she left a pretty hefty bar tab last night
15:47she sounds like a good time
15:49you both had whiskey sours she paid for your tab but then left her credit card
15:56huh
15:56okay why don't you just fucking say it
15:59credit card fraud
16:05so what is this is this a shirtless citizens arrest
16:11no badge
16:12no badge
16:13nowhere to pin it
16:14i'm only asking
16:16only you asking
16:17only me
16:18good
16:19it's a stupid question anyway
16:32okay
16:33okay i'm gonna go
16:35well happy reading lindy
16:41you ran out saying someone could be dead
16:43yeah lindy lindy's having a hard time
16:45she's sick
16:46no she's unwell
16:48oh
16:48well look i am happy to stay with lindy
16:52no she's at the gray house
16:53oh
16:53but you rushed home
16:55she left this morning because she's
16:57emotionally unwell
16:58oh right
16:59yeah
17:00should she be alone
17:01no gary and meg are nearby
17:03it's a lot martin
17:04it's a lot to keep in my head
17:05yeah yeah
17:05quad for les herbal tea for martin
17:08bob
17:11oh
17:12oh fuck
17:12another quad for les
17:17is that mils
17:18bob
17:19oh
17:20oh
17:20oh
17:20oh
17:25oh
17:26oh
17:28oh
17:28oh
17:29oh
17:29oh
17:29oh
17:30oh
17:30oh
17:31oh
17:33oh
17:34oh
17:51I
18:05know
18:06right
18:06it's like
18:08What's wrong?
18:09And a charger?
18:10On it!
18:13Okay.
18:31Big smile.
18:33Ready?
18:33Ready?
18:33And...
18:36Okay.
18:36All right.
18:37Ready?
18:37Ready, ready, ready?
18:39Three, two, one...
18:41Merry Christmas!
18:43A dollhouse!
18:45It's just like our house!
18:46Yeah.
18:47Daddy's been working on this for months.
18:48Well, it was Mommy's idea.
18:50Well, I knew you liked the one Steffi had.
18:53This is way better than Steffi.
18:55And look, the lights work.
18:56See?
18:57Woo!
18:58Wait, wait.
18:59Who do we have here?
19:00Me and you.
19:01Oh, where's Daddy?
19:02He's at work.
19:03Yeah, arguing with the mean people from Monsanto and the Organic Produce Alliance.
19:08Mommy's at home.
19:10Oh, yes, but Mommy is in her office working.
19:15No, but Mommy's watching TV.
19:19No, Mommy is at her desk writing.
19:23No.
19:24She's watching TV.
19:34I am the architect of my own prison.
19:41Not anymore.
19:42No.
19:43No.
19:43No.
19:44No.
19:50No.
19:53You got this out.
20:00Ah!
20:01Ah!
20:02Ah!
20:02Ah!
20:02Ah!
20:02Lindy!
20:02You all right?
20:03Yeah!
20:06Woo!
20:08Ah!
20:10Ah!
20:11Ah!
20:11Ah!
20:23Oh shit
20:26I'm fine
20:37Grandma
20:38Oh you are a sight dear
20:43I'm hungover grandma
20:45And I'm not the legal drinking age
20:47Do you hate me?
20:49Never dear
20:50I appreciate your honesty
20:51Don't lose that quality
20:53Yeah I think I was a little too honest last night
20:55Well booze will do that
20:59I'm so glad you're here
21:01I don't even know or care why
21:03Crossed wires with your dad
21:06Have you told him fuck science yet?
21:09Grandma
21:09Your words
21:11Or that you flunked out of college
21:15Sounds worse when you say it
21:16Is that not accurate?
21:19No
21:20It's just
21:23Fuck
21:24What do you got there?
21:26Oh
21:27Mom's book
21:29Apparently I'm just like her
21:31Well I take that as a compliment
21:34I don't think that's how she meant it
21:35I think you'll be surprised
21:50Morning Bob
21:53Oh I didn't see you
21:54But I saw you
21:57Niels
21:58Lattes
21:59Plural
22:01I can explain
22:02I can explain
22:02Yes you can
22:03And you will
22:04I know you can't help yourself Bob
22:07Technically speaking
22:08I did not break the conditions stipulated in my NDA
22:11I answer questions solely related to my brother-in-law and his experiences at MedBot
22:16Then why are you so nervous Bob?
22:19My brother-in-law alleges that once Hilton's company became the primary investor
22:23They illegally acquired his tech
22:25Illegally acquired?
22:28Well you know
22:29To put my attorney
22:30I must qualify
22:30Allegedly
22:31Hilton's legal chicanery is airtight
22:33And I mean airtight
22:35How did Hilton illegally acquire your brother-in-law's tech Bob?
22:40Well they closed ranks
22:41I had my brother-in-law removed
22:43Allegedly
22:46Gentlemen
22:47We didn't see you
22:48We need to talk
22:49Me?
22:50Not you
22:51Less you
22:51It's important
23:02Okay
23:03The Today Show
23:04I need to make a new first impression tomorrow morning
23:11What?
23:13Okay
23:14For your information
23:15I gave Jackie Baldwin extensive notes
23:19No one would even care about the story
23:21If it didn't have my name on it
23:23Less took everything from me
23:24Look at me
23:25I'm
23:25I could be six inches tall forever
23:28So I need this
23:29I need this one thing
23:31I tried
23:32Okay?
23:33Writing is hard
23:34And the pressure on a second book after winning the
23:38It's paralyzing
23:40I'm on my own
23:45I need you to tell me it's okay
23:49Please
23:52Tell me
23:54I'm independent
23:56Tell me it's my turn
23:59Tell me
24:01It's mine
24:02Me
24:04Me
24:05The Bordeaux
24:07Thank you
24:08How's the second book coming?
24:12It's not
24:13But it will
24:14Do you remember how much Gary and I struggled when we were first starting the artisanal vitamin business?
24:19It was
24:19Oh, like nine and a half months before we made a single sale?
24:23Nine and a half months before we made a single sale
24:26Yeah, but look at this now
24:27Barely able to keep up with domain
24:29Yeah
24:29And it is absolutely going to be the same for you
24:32Same for you?
24:34No, it's not
24:36It's not the same
24:37At all
24:38It's absolutely not the same at all
24:43How is little Lulu?
24:45Oh, how was her Christmas?
24:47Oh, we knocked it out of the park
24:49Best parents ever
24:50Show them the pictures
24:51Oh, yeah
24:52You should see this dollhouse
24:54Oh, well, there she is
24:56That's amazing
24:57What a sweetie
24:59What a sweetie
24:59So, Les, what have you been working on these days?
25:02I mean, R.I.P. GMO Tomato
25:04Oh, yeah
25:05R.I.P. GMO Tomato
25:07But it did bring you success, though
25:08You know, it did bring you some success
25:11Yeah
25:11Well, I do have a little germ of an idea, which I'm pretty excited about
25:17You do?
25:18Yeah, it's early days
25:20But I think I can say confidently that it does have the potential to change the world
25:25It has the potential to change the world
25:27I like the sound of that
25:28I like the sound of that, too
25:30But, honey, it's my turn
25:32Remember?
25:34Well, actually, it's still my turn, sweetheart
25:39I do remember
25:40Sorry, we don't
25:42What is the turn saying?
25:44Oh, well, we take turns supporting each other
25:46So he supported me through my first book
25:48And I supported him through the first tomato
25:50And now it's my turn again
25:52He needs to support me for the second book
25:54Sexy turns
25:55No, because your turn won you the Pulitzer
25:58And my turn has yet to win me the Nobel
26:01The Nobel
26:02I mean, honey
26:04Are you joking?
26:07Honey
26:07Not at all
26:08I'm not at all
26:09But the Nobel, I mean, that could be never
26:13That's how turns work, right?
26:15That's
26:15Your turn ended with the tomato
26:19That put you on the science map
26:20But then went splat
26:21Followed by your imminent termination from Monsanto
26:24Followed by our housekeeper finding him
26:26Naked, crying on the bed
26:28Oh
26:30Depression
26:31It's a bitch
26:33Arch
26:33Mmm, yeah
26:35Oh, you know what?
26:36Should we take a visit to the Arch?
26:38Oh
26:39The Arch
26:40The Arch
26:42How dare you tell Gary and Meg
26:44About my naked crying?
26:46Huh?
26:46That was me at my most vulnerable
26:48That was a secret between us
26:49How dare you tell them
26:51You're germ of an idea
26:52Before me
26:53Especially one that's got me trapped in St. Louis
26:55And it's your turn until you win the Nobel
26:58That's new
26:59Not everyone, Lindy
27:00Luck's into their prize on the first try
27:03Luck?
27:03You know what I mean
27:04Think I do
27:09Point is
27:09How can I trust you
27:11If you're gonna expose me like that?
27:13Don't trust me then
27:14Just don't tell me anything
27:15Fine
27:15Ever again
27:16I won't
27:16Good, me too
27:17Great, secrets from now on
27:19Secrets
27:19We need a secret
27:20Love a secret
27:23But it is my turn
27:31My fucking turn
27:33It's not my turn
27:34It's my fucking turn
27:36It's my fucking turn
27:41It's my fucking turn
27:44It's my fucking turn
27:45My fucking turn
27:49I can't take any more bad cat news
28:01So is this behavior normal?
28:03I don't know how to feel
28:04You should feel good
28:05Really?
28:07Mr. Magoo has diabetes
28:09I stabilized his blood sugar
28:11And he's going to be fine
28:12So the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization
28:14Completely unrelated
28:15So she's going to live
28:17I mean he
28:17He
28:18He's going to live
28:18There is more good news
28:20Look
28:26That is a sample of Mr. Magoo's muscle tissue
28:29The rapid expansion process might cause fragmentation in the atomic bonds
28:33Leaving them too fragile to hold
28:38So we need to
28:41We need to slow the reaction
28:44To allow the nuclei time
28:46To form stronger bonds
28:48Stronger bonds are fundamental
28:49In the expansion of any fragile connection or alliance
28:54Oh I agree
29:03We need a neutron moderator
29:12V
29:13The bar
29:15Equals
29:17V
29:18Not
29:19How's the exponential of?
29:20Negative r
29:22Divided by
29:24Lambda
29:25Let's see if
29:26Keep going
29:27H hat equals
29:29Negative h bar
29:31Squared
29:32Over
29:33Over
29:33Over
29:34Over
29:34Two times the mass of the nucleus
29:37Times the location operator
29:40And
29:41V
29:42Multiplied by r
29:44Yes
29:45Oh god
29:46God
29:46This is what I've been
29:47Missing
29:51We should
29:52Check the math
30:02Mom
30:03Is a good writer
30:06Like good
30:07Well she won an award dear
30:10I know but I didn't know no
30:12Like look
30:13The book is really funny
30:16But
30:16It's also deeply sad
30:19Grandma it's making me
30:22There's just
30:23So much
30:25I'm connecting
30:26About mom
30:28Grandma
30:29Diane
30:29Me
30:31It's like
30:32I might need to rethink my thoughts
30:35You're coming of age
30:37Reading about
30:38Your mom
30:39Coming of age
30:40That's deep grandma
30:58Grandma
30:58Grandma turn on channel 5
31:02We are talking to Pulitzer Prize winning author Lindy Littlejohn about her sensational new short story
31:07Untitled On Purpose
31:09What?
31:10Lindy looks terrific
31:12Lindy could you possibly have expected the reaction to be anything like this?
31:16Oh Jenna I nothing about this experience is what I expected
31:22Mom wrote something?
31:24I always knew she would
31:26Did you know you were writing something so provocative?
31:29You know everything I write provokes someone
31:32Right Jenna?
31:34Very true
31:35Yeah
31:35You famously fictionalized your difficult relationship with your mother
31:39And my rainbow starts with black
31:41One of my all time favorite books
31:44Oh thank you
31:45I've got to ask you
31:46Did you base this story on your real life too?
31:48So the book is true
31:50You know Jenna
31:50I just think everyone does their best writing
31:52When they're not worried what other people think
31:54That's the office
31:56Upstairs
31:58I thought she was at the Greyhouse
32:00So did I
32:01Lindy Littlejohn
32:02Thank you so much for being here
32:04Oh thank you Jenna
32:05It's been wonderful talking to you
32:07Please turn this story into a book
32:09I'll think about it
32:10Okay bye bye
32:19I killed it
32:23You have to write the book
32:25Oh my god I feel like I have another chance
32:27I could write something
32:28I could write something great
32:30You already have
32:31Yes Les supported me
32:32But I wrote
32:33I am a writer
32:35Right?
32:36I'm here
32:37I can support you
32:38I feel like me again
32:39Richie this is
32:42Like where have I been?
32:44You know
32:44Like I've been here the whole time
32:46And it's like I forgot
32:47I forgot
32:49I was right
32:50Here
32:53I'm a writer
32:56Wait are you crying?
32:58No
32:59You're little
33:01Me too
33:16Mom
33:18Mom
33:19Mom
34:00By Jackie Baldwin?
34:03What the fuck?
34:29Oh, shit, Lindy. Wait, what time is it?
34:32Oh, okay. So you're new. So everything's okay now?
34:36Yeah. Yeah. I admit, there's a little something between us, but nothing happened. We had a breakthrough.
34:41Oh, well, she looked great on the Today Show.
34:44Vivian?
34:45Lindy.
34:46Lindy?
34:48Vivian.
34:48Who's on what?
34:50Lindy was on the Today Show this morning.
34:54How did she... What did she look like?
34:57What? What? What?
35:22Lindy?
35:27Lindy?
35:34Lindy?
35:37Lindy, where are you?
35:38Right here, Les.
35:41And I can take care of myself.
35:45Yeah, clearly. You're on the fucking Today Show.
35:48I'm worried sick. I'm working all night.
35:50Poof, you're writing again?
35:51You're a viral sensation? Who knew? Not me.
35:53Poof, I'm six inches tall. Who knew? Not me. Keeping secrets was your idea.
36:00I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:02I think you're taking that to the extreme.
36:04You're delusional.
36:05You're delusional.
36:08I can't lose you, Lindy. I can't...
36:10No more traps, Les.
36:12Lindy? Is that you?
36:17Mom!
36:18Dad?
36:19Hold on, hold on. Hold on.
36:21What's going on?
36:23Oh, my God. Grandma.
36:25Is she dead?
36:26No, she just fainted.
36:27Quickly, run to the pharmacy, get some bromides.
36:30What the fuck are bromides?
36:31Google it. She's having one of her spells.
36:34Grandma has spells?
36:35Yes. She's old.
36:37Hurry up. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
36:43Mom!
36:46Okay, Mom.
36:47Oh, here we go.
36:49Mom?
36:51Mom, it's okay.
36:52Hey, Mom.
36:54Hey.
36:55Mom.
36:58Hey.
36:59Hey, it's okay.
37:00You just fainted.
37:04I saw her.
37:06Saw who, Mom?
37:08Lindy.
37:10She was so small.
37:12Yeah, Lindy's not here. Remember, Mom?
37:15I saw her.
37:16Like, like a little doll.
37:18She was, she was like a real life little Lindy doll.
37:21I think you mean one of Lulu's little dolls, Mom.
37:24No, no, no.
37:24I know what I saw.
37:26And I, I saw her on, on TV, too.
37:29No.
37:30Lulu?
37:31No, no, Lulu's not here either, Mom.
37:33Lulu's not here.
37:34I think you're a little confused.
37:35No, Mom, I'm not confused.
37:36Yeah.
37:36You're lying to me.
37:38I am your mother.
37:40Tell me the truth.
37:41Okay.
37:42Okay.
37:42Um, come on.
37:44Come on.
37:44Come on, sit down.
37:46Come on.
37:46What?
37:46Come on.
37:47Just sit, sit.
37:47So, um, okay, so, um, okay, so this is, this is hard.
37:53What?
37:54This is hard, but the truth.
37:56Yeah?
37:58The truth is, um, that I put a painkiller in your tea, and hallucinations are a side effect,
38:06so there is no tiny Lindy.
38:08You want?
38:09Yeah.
38:09Why?
38:10When?
38:12Because of your back.
38:13Because I know it's been bothering you, and I wanted you to relax, and, yeah.
38:16You, you drugged me?
38:19What kind of son drugs his own mother?
38:23Concerned son, huh?
38:25No, no, no, no.
38:26You're not sorry.
38:27You are manipulating and controlling and a liar.
38:31And you are without a doubt your father's son, which breaks my fucking heart.
38:36What?
38:37Oh.
38:37Whoa, what?
38:39I failed.
38:40I'm, I'm guilty.
38:41I, I tried.
38:42I tried to protect you from this.
38:44From, from what?
38:46From becoming your father.
38:48My, well, I, I'd say you overdid it.
38:52Huh.
38:52Because I was invisible.
38:53Huh?
38:54And I still am.
38:56Yeah, that's what fucking drives me, and that's fine.
38:58But dad is a kind and fair.
39:01An asshole.
39:03Who keeps me on a tight leash.
39:05But, I have made my peace with that.
39:09And my marriage is not your marriage.
39:12Whatever you have done to Lindy, and I mean whatever you have done to her, she is not me.
39:19She needs to be off the leash.
39:20She needs to be free out of anyone's control.
39:24I don't know what you are hiding, but you are not remodeling.
39:28And if you are lying to me, I'd bet the farm you are lying to her and yourself.
39:33Mom.
39:34Mom, I love you.
39:36No, no.
39:37You love you.
39:39What is it your Dr. Carmichael says?
39:41Dig deep.
39:43If I were you, I'd start digging deeper than you've ever done before.
39:46Find the truth.
39:48Keep on lying.
39:49Keep on burying.
39:50And you will lose her, if you haven't already.
39:55She was going to leave me.
39:56It was an accident.
39:57No, there are no accidents.
40:00Isn't that a chapter in your doctor's book?
40:05Tell her.
40:06Tell her what you did.
40:08Tell Lindy everything.
40:11Because until you are honest, you are fucked, dear.
40:32And that's the complete and honest truth of it.
40:38And I love you, Lindy.
40:40And I need you, Lindy.
40:44And I miss you.
41:05Where's Grandma?
41:13Uh, she left.
41:17This isn't about Grandma, is it?
41:23Mom left you.
41:29She left us, didn't she?
41:41I'm trying to hear you, and see you, and be honest with you, if you're ever going to forgive me.
41:47And the truth is, the truth is that I was scared.
41:52You were going to leave me, and I didn't want to lose you.
41:55And so, um, I miniaturized you, on purpose, I did it.
42:06And that's the complete and honest truth.
42:09I miniaturized you, on purpose, I did it.
42:15Miniaturized you, on purpose, I did it.
42:25Miniaturized you, on purpose, I did it.
42:35Miniaturized you, on purpose, I did it.
43:06Miniaturized you. On purpose, I did it.
43:09I did it.
43:48I did it.
43:52I did it.
44:12I did it.
44:16I did it.
44:16I did it.
44:16I did it.
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