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00:02She lasered the skin around her bikini and he had a panic attack from making one
00:07pump-tini. It's What's What Happens Live with Mia Hilario and Tom Schwartz now.
00:23Hey everybody, welcome to What's What Happens Live. I'm your host Andy Cohen live in the
00:27Bravo Clubhouse on Schatzky Night. Please welcome my first guest from Southern Hospitality,
00:32Mia Hilario. And give it up for our old pal, Tom Schwartz from the Valley. Good to see you.
00:41I also want to say hi to TJ and Tom's girlfriend, Kiana, in the Oprah church.
00:47And I mean, Tom, you and Kiana, who I just met, have been together for how long now?
00:53Seven months.
00:54Seven months.
00:54Seven months.
00:55And we meet you in next week's episode of the Valley.
00:57Yeah, so watch.
00:58Yes, this is very exciting. I'm so happy for you.
01:01She's dreamy.
01:02She is dreamy. I'm going to co-sign that.
01:04Thank you, Andy.
01:05Yes.
01:05Gorgeous.
01:06Hey, folks at home, which you all are, obviously, do me a favor, pick up your phone and get on
01:12www.hl.tv because we have a lot of polls coming your way in just a second. And don't forget
01:18to send me your questions on threads at Bravo Andy. If you are still on Twitter, tweet me
01:25at Andy for Mia and Tom all night long. Let's get right into business. And actually, I want
01:33to make a little right turn and talk about what's going on big time in the Bravo sphere.
01:39Tom, we got a lot of questions wanting to know, since he's being compared to you right
01:44now, if you could give Jesse Solomon any advice, what would it be? People are saying that Jesse
01:51is the you of this situation going on on Summer House.
01:56Andy, I'm having flashbacks to the reunion of season 10. Were you silent or were you silent?
02:01Yes.
02:02No, I just, honestly, I think I would take his advice. I would consult Paige.
02:06Right.
02:07You did the right thing.
02:08Yes. Actually, I'm not slamming you, but you might be the wrong person to ask for advice.
02:14That sounds like a slam to me.
02:15That was, I know, a little bit, but with love.
02:18Me, I'm not great with timelines.
02:19Oof.
02:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mia, we got a lot of questions from you. You did go on
02:25a date with Wes. What were the vibes? And how do you feel about this whole situation?
02:30I was in that, I was cast in that dragnet that he threw across New York City.
02:35Listen, and guess what? I, looking back at it, it was still a fun time. Like, I will say
02:41it was a fun time. Did I know his morale? No. And let me say something. I met Amanda
02:48at BravoCon, and she told me, I met her very briefly in a media room, and she told me that
02:54they actually pre-gamed our date. She and Wes did. Yes, at his apartment. And at the time,
03:00I was like, oh, you're such a good friend. Like, that sounds like a good time.
03:03We're talking a lot about timelines. What month was this?
03:06Uh, one was BravoCon. November.
03:08Yes, and I met him in September. Okay. So, um, looking back at it now, she's like, oh,
03:15I gave him advice and some tips. I was like, girl, did we get the same tip or what? Okay.
03:19Like that. Just the tip. What? I don't know. Okay.
03:22Now, looking, no, now looking back at it, it's a messy situation. I don't want any part
03:26of that. Okay. Well, you just became a partner. Uh, guess what, guys? It is time to work the
03:34Falls. We just saw an epic confrontation between Julia and Emmy on tonight's Southern Hospitality.
03:41So, on a scale from one to ten, how impressed were you by Julia's defense of Brad? She was
03:47standing by her man, right? Oh, my God. Beautifully done, too. Yeah. My God. If I was Bradley
03:52Carter, it's a ring on site. Wow. It's a ring on site, and y'all are giving it a nine.
03:57Very good.
03:57Next up, whose side are you on, Mia's or Lake's? Boy, you two were really, uh. Yeah. It's the battle
04:03of all the biracials. Um. That was very intense. Yeah. It was really intense. It was. Yeah.
04:09Yeah. Um, and y'all are on Mia's side here. Let's go. My minions. Okay. Um, next up on
04:16WWHL.TV, because of Jordan and Justin's situationship, did Mia break girl code? Yes or no? Um,
04:25they're, okay. Okay. All right. And you say no because? I don't. We're not friends. Okay.
04:33Like, I, we went to, um, we actually met, I met them both at the same time, Jordan and
04:38Justin. Okay. Yeah. Uh, well, the audience is on your side here. Now, tell me this. Do
04:42you think Joe and Maddie are endgame? Yes or no? What do you think? I mean, they, he really
04:49loves her. Yes. He really loves her, and there's no denying that. Right. And she really loves
04:54him. Yes. Yes. Uh, yes. They say I love you. I know that for a fact. Okay. Well, yeah. Okay.
05:02Uh, y'all are saying no. Yikes. Okay. Fresh off their New York City makeout, would
05:07Michaels and TJ make a good couple? Yes or no? What do you think, TJ? Uh, maybe in
05:13like five years. Maybe in five years. No. Okay. No. Better off friends. Better off
05:19friends. TJ's looking for, TJ's looking for his endgame. And the audience is saying no.
05:24You wouldn't. Uh, let's move over to the Valley. Whose side are you on? Danny's or Jason's?
05:29What did you make of their conversation tonight? I hate being neutral. I see both
05:34sides, but I guess ultimately, I see, uh, Nia. Danny. No. Uh-uh. I don't know. I don't
05:42know. No. No, he can do it. Oh, my God. I'm having flashbacks to that terrible episode
05:46you were on. Do you remember that? No. Oh, God. Uh, okay. Uh, Danny. I love you, Schwartz.
05:53Next up on WWHL.TV, should Jason have just apologized to Danny to keep the peace? Yes or
05:59no? What do you think about that? Yes. Okay. Uh, the audience is saying yes. Okay. And
06:07finally, after seeing it tonight on a scale from one to ten, how would you rate Schwartz's
06:11game? Okay. But I mean, I was harboring a secret. Okay. Talk to me about that. Well,
06:19like, singles night, it was kind of performative. I was phoning it in. I was kind of a shell of
06:23myself, but in a good way. Because you mentioned on the show that you had a crush. I did. And
06:28there is your crush. Yes. Yes. Okay. So, folks at home, I would argue that you should give him
06:35a way better score. See, it's ticking up a little. You should give him a way better score. Look at
06:40what he landed. And it's been seven months. So, I give you all the props. Thank you. This is a
06:46prize
06:47right here. Very good. Yes. All right. Uh, thank you for voting and congratulations. Yes. Uh, over at
06:55the bar, they became famous through Bachelor Nation, but they hope their legacy will be to help end
07:00pancreatic cancer with the Pan Can Purple Stride, which is hosting walks in over 50 communities this
07:06Saturday. Please welcome the Golden Bachelorette, Joan Vasos, and Bachelor in Paradise. Salaam Bailey,
07:11Taylor Brown. I think it is great that you're promoting this. And there's one in New York City?
07:18Yeah. Great. And I'll be there in the New York ones. That's awesome. I'll join my team. That is
07:23great. Uh, I love it that you're doing that. And I'm always happy to see you both. Thank you. Well,
07:28Jesse was having a rabies scare after being attacked by LA's bougie a squirrel. Michelle
07:33was admitting she is not that into Schwartz because he's too basset hound adjacent. So,
07:39I bet Tom's foaming at the mouth to prove he does have a toxic bad boy side. Uh, after
07:44all, with Dirty Tom, Schwartz, I'm going to find out if you are not that innocent. Okay. Okay.
07:50Other than your infamous Bubba and LVP tattoos, do you have any other tattoos or piercings we'd be
07:55surprised by? Oh, loads. Really? Are you familiar with Prince Harry? Uh,
08:01Prince Albert. No, no, no. You have a Prince Albert? You have a pierced dick? No, I'm kidding. No. Okay.
08:04I have a
08:05tattoo. We have a sentimental one. Oh, my God. You two have already tattooed? Yeah. Wow.
08:11Me too. Seven months in. Wow. Have you ever snuck into a club or a party you weren't invited to?
08:18Um, usually behind Jax or Tom. Yeah, for sure. Uh, what's the most women you've ever made out
08:24with in the same night? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Probably in Cancun back in like... The day. Like
08:312000. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe like six. Okay. All right. Have you ever trashed a hotel room?
08:40No. No. Have you ever ghosted a girl instead of breaking things off? I mean... Uh... Maybe.
08:47Andy. Yeah. You're from L.A. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Um, we're gonna leave it there. Thank you
08:52very much. Thank you, Andy. Um... How are your brothers? Ah, they're thriving. Good.
08:59Actually burnt. Great. Thank you, Andy. That makes me so happy. Me too. I love them. He's got like
09:05this inner glow now. You see the light back of his eyes. That's great. Good. He is... Yeah. Oh,
09:09I'm happy to hear it. Thank you. Good. Tonight, Mia catapulted Justin back into the friend zone
09:13saying she's got athlete DMs to answer. And now this single gal is about to send a very
09:19clear message to some other Bravo MVPs. It's time for Shag Roulette. Here we go. Let's spin
09:25some Bravo Lebs and see where you land. All right. Spin it, guys. Give me some good ones. Kyle,
09:31Jesse, Wes, Summer House. All right, all right, all right. No, no, no.
09:35Okay. Okay. Good. Um, Kill West. Okay. Okay. Um... Who are you gonna use Shag? Shag Jesse,
09:43actually. Okay. And Mary Kyle. Next up, spin it.
09:48Joe Bradley, Bradley Carter, Justin. Easy, easy, easy, easy. Okay. Uh, Kill Joe, Shag Justin,
09:55Mary Bradley. Okay. Uh, next up, we've got... You know, OnlyFans,
09:59Vince's OnlyFans. Good. Craig, Austin, Shag. Another easy one, guys. Okay.
10:05Easy. Okay. I'm gonna kill Austin. Okay. I'm gonna shag Young Shep. Okay. Young Shep. And
10:11Mary Craig. Okay. Very good. I like that pillow store, guys. Spin it. Let's go to Captain
10:17Jason, Mauricio, Joe Gorga. End it there. End it there. End it there. End it there. End it
10:21there. Okay. Um, Kill Joe, Mary Mauricio. And now this is only based on looks. I've watched the
10:27shows and marry Captain Jason. Okay. You're gonna marry them both. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh,
10:33no, no, no, no. Kill, uh, no. Shag, um, what's this one in the middle? Mauricio. Mauricio. Okay.
10:37All right. Spin it around, guys. You're probably... Yeah. Yeah. Schwartz, Sandoval,
10:44Brock. I like an accent. So, marry Brock. Okay. Queen. Okay. Oh. Shag,
10:53this one. Oh, wow. She allowed it. She gave permission. She did. All right. Very good.
10:59Um, thank you for playing. Shag, you're right. Thank you. Wow. That was fun. Okay. It's
11:07Shotsky time, everybody. It's Wednesday night. Come on over, guys. Let's shoot us. Okay. One,
11:17two, three. One, two, three. All right. You can get your own
11:22Shotsky at shop.com. Coming up more with me on Tom. Don't miss tomorrow night
11:27show. Chris Shambo and Mark Francis Mandela are here after a ladies
11:31in London attack. Don't go anywhere.
11:49All right. Welcome back to Watch What Happens Live. I'm Andy Cohen, live in the
11:53Bravo Clubhouse with Mia Ilario from Southern Hospitality and Tom Schwartz from the Valley.
11:59Over at the bar, it's Joan Vasos and Bailey Taylor Brown from the Pantheon Purpose Tribe. The
12:05Walk to End Pancreatic Cancer is taking place in over 50 communities nationwide this Saturday.
12:12Drinking game reminder, if you're 21 or over, anytime you hear this word, drink until there's
12:18a spontaneous emo night wherever you are. Let's take some fan questions. Jonathan from New Jersey
12:24is here in our audience with a question for Mia. Hey, man. Hi, Mia. Hi, Tom. Hi.
12:28Hi, Mia. You look incredible tonight. Thank you. So I was wondering if any, what athletes are
12:33currently in your DMs? Yeah, good question, dude. Maybe I can give one an X one so he's
12:40not even in the league anymore. Johnny Menzel. Oh. Oh, good one. Yeah, a bit too party for
12:46me. I would want somebody a bit more. Johnny Menzel. Did you respond to his DM? No, I did not.
12:50You did not. Did you leave him on red or not open it? Not opened. Oh, wow. I think it
12:55was
12:55something lame like high or something. Oh, well, I mean, okay. Also, weirdly, a lot of
12:59German volleyball players, like pro volleyball players. Okay, I got no problem with that.
13:03Yeah. They're like seven feet tall. Okay. I don't know. Something new. I don't know. Okay.
13:08I like what Kristen said last night. Thick thighs, juicy butt, Cavallari. Right. Oh, yes.
13:13Is that what you learned? Yes. Sorry. No, right. All right. Let me write that down.
13:18All right. Let's go to our virtual fan McKinley from Texas with a question for
13:21Schwartzy. Hi. Hi. Hi, Andy. Hi. Hi, Mia. Hi, Tom. Tom, do you think Kristen and Luke
13:32will eventually make it down the aisle and marry despite all the current they are having?
13:38That's a good question. I truly do. I can say that from the bottom of my heart. Nice.
13:43I just feel like they're going to go the distance. They understand each other in a way that I've
13:48never seen Kristen be in. They just, they get each other. Nice. Like I just, if I could invest
13:55in the relationship, I would. Yes. All right. Thanks, fans. That's a, that's a good. Tonight,
14:03Joe Bradley and his older brother gave us some classic straight male bonding when they had a
14:08heart-to-heart while putting eyeliner on each other. And now I want to see if we get some
14:13other eye-popping revelations with truth or emo glam. Guys, extra shady questions for our one or
14:22both of you will appear on our monitor for each question. You are too scared to answer. Mia will
14:28get to apply some emo makeup to Tom Schwartz. Okay. Um, here you go. Here's the emo makeup.
14:36Thank you. Okay. Let's see the first question.
14:41Mia, who's the thirstiest male Bravo Leopardy you've ever met?
14:44Y'all come on.
14:46Outsource?
14:48Uh, West Wilson.
14:50Oh, I mean like, no, come on.
14:51That was okay. Spin it.
14:54Okay. No, you do. You apply it. If one of you doesn't answer.
14:57Got you. Tom, Shag, Marry, Kill, Brittany, La La, Michelle.
15:00Put the makeup on.
15:01Oh, put the makeup on.
15:03Oh, come on.
15:03Yeah, no, that's the game.
15:05I'm sorry to be lame, you guys. I can't.
15:07Okay.
15:08Mia, you were so good.
15:09Wow, I love it. Okay, spin it, guys.
15:14Mia, who's the most famous guy to ever slide in your DMs?
15:19No, I'll say Johnny Manziel then.
15:21Okay, spin it.
15:23Right?
15:24Sure.
15:25Tom, on a scale from one to ten, how jealous do you think Sheena is of La La joining the
15:30cast?
15:31That is such a provocative question.
15:35I would say maybe a three.
15:38I don't think she's very jealous.
15:39Okay.
15:40I think she was happy to take a year off to, like, just work on her marriage.
15:44Okay.
15:44And, um, yeah, I think she's in a really good place.
15:46I think she has new music coming out soon.
15:48Oh.
15:48Which I'm really excited about.
15:49I'd love to hear that.
15:50Yeah.
15:51All right.
15:51I love it.
15:52Okay.
15:53All right, spin it.
15:58Mia, how would you rate Michael's modeling skills?
16:00It's on a scale from one to ten.
16:02Listen, I modeled with him in Anguilla.
16:04I'm going to get, I told him, I was like, you need to loosen up a bit, but, um, five.
16:10Okay, spin it.
16:11Better than mine.
16:12That's for sure.
16:14Wait, as I make it funny, I'm getting it.
16:15Tom, name one female Bravo Leopardy you've always been attracted to but never had the nerve to ask out.
16:20Oh, well, this is fun.
16:22And don't say, like, Lisa Mandelpump.
16:24Can I, okay.
16:25Okay.
16:26Can I just be kind of vague?
16:28No.
16:28Can you be kind of vague?
16:29It was, there was a housewife of Miami that I had a crush on.
16:33Oh, I know.
16:34Joanna Krupa.
16:35Yeah.
16:35Oh.
16:35Ew.
16:36Come on.
16:37I don't want to say it.
16:38Oh, it was Alexia.
16:39Yeah.
16:40Yes.
16:40Not like an actual crush.
16:41Like, it, yeah.
16:43Yeah.
16:43Okay.
16:44Yeah.
16:44Okay, good.
16:45Yeah, yeah.
16:45I remember that.
16:46He didn't say it.
16:46Can I put the makeup on him still?
16:47Um, put it on.
16:48You said it.
16:48Okay, spin it.
16:49Okay, look up.
16:53Nia, how long will Justin and Charlie last?
16:55A few months?
16:56A few years?
16:57Forever?
16:59Forever.
17:00He really loves her.
17:01Wow.
17:01Bad, bad.
17:02Nice.
17:02I'm rooting for that.
17:03That's nice.
17:04I, like, we, they, I, I hosted it.
17:06They found love in a hopeless place.
17:07Oh, my God.
17:08It's like.
17:09I love you with this makeup on.
17:11Okay, let's, uh, spin it.
17:16Tom, other than yourself, who's the number one guy in the group?
17:19Danny, Luke, Zach, Jesse, or Jason?
17:21Wow.
17:22Oh, my God.
17:23I gotta, listen, the rest of the guys are gonna be mad at me, but, like, Zach has been a
17:27ride or a dive for me, hosting brunches at TomTom.
17:30And just, like, in some of my lower moments in my life, he's really been there for me.
17:34Oh, that's nice.
17:35I love them.
17:35I'm so tight with the rest of the guys, but I gotta, for right now, Zach.
17:38All right.
17:39Very good.
17:40And we're gonna leave it there after the break.
17:42We have more with these two.
17:43I'm on Mazarin' Away.
17:45Coming up, coming up, coming up.
17:50Mazarin' Jack Hall coming up, coming up.
17:55AC in the NYC.
17:58NYC.
17:59AC.
17:59All right.
18:00Welcome back to Watch It Out This Live.
18:03Andy, you're with Mia, Tom, and Joan and Bailey behind the bar.
18:08My glasses on.
18:10How is that settling with you?
18:12I feel like I'm coming into my own.
18:14This is...
18:15How does your girlfriend feel about it, more importantly?
18:18I'm so sorry, Keanu.
18:19How do you feel about his makeup?
18:21Don't love it.
18:22Don't love it?
18:23Oh, she's not...
18:24Should have just not answered.
18:25Right.
18:26Oh, okay.
18:27Tom, DDA wants to know if you really believe Jesse wouldn't have minded if you and Michelle
18:32had started to date seriously.
18:34Well, I just never would.
18:36Unless it was, like, some sort of true love, I never would do that.
18:39It's like, he's a close friend of mine, and unless there was, like, some sort of real
18:44connection there, yeah, I just wouldn't cross that boundary.
18:48Yeah.
18:49Okay.
18:51Mia, Luke R. wants to know, when it comes to Charlie's dating life, do you consider Justin
18:56and Craig Conover to be similar because they seem like total opposites?
19:00They're complete opposites.
19:02My God.
19:03Right.
19:03I couldn't think of anybody more opposite.
19:05Tom, Dominic B. wants to know your reaction to Jesse's girlfriend responding thank you when
19:10he told her he loved her at dinner last week.
19:13He met his match.
19:14Like, I think Lacey is such a good match for Jesse, really.
19:18Like, she's subdued him in the best possible way.
19:22Uh-huh.
19:22And it's not, like, in a subservient sort of, like, way, but it's just, they, I love
19:27them together.
19:28I'm, like, a champion for Lacey and Jesse.
19:30All right.
19:31Yeah.
19:31I love, you're championing a lot today.
19:34It is time for my mazel of the day, and it goes to the incredible news that after closing
19:39all 700 of its stores in the U.S., Party City is making a comeback by offering its goods
19:45at hundreds of locations nationwide.
19:48I'm so into this.
19:49I'm, like, truly.
19:50Uh, thank God.
19:51It's just in time because I also know someone who was running dangerously low on his signature
19:57white clown makeup.
19:59Oh!
20:00Sorry.
20:01Uh, we had to scrap tonight's shackle due to some late-breaking good news, so it's time
20:06for my second mazel of the day, goes to the bombshell news tonight that our very own
20:11Ciara Miller and Maura Higgins are the first two celebrities announced to join season 35
20:16of Dancing with the Star.
20:20And how do the judges tonight score this casting?
20:24Mia O'Leary-O.
20:27Guys, 10!
20:28It's a 10 from me.
20:29It's a 10 from me.
20:30Tom Schwartz.
20:31I gave it a 10.
20:33Andy Cohen.
20:38That's a perfect score.
20:40Congratulations to Ciara and Maura.
20:43I want to thank Mia, Tom, Joan, and Bailey for being here another night with Justin.
20:48You said it seven times.
20:49We've been playing our drinking game, no driving.
20:52Tomorrow night, Chris Shumbo and Mark Price's Bandai at 10 after waiting for London.
20:58Watch our after show on Facebook Live now.
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