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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:15everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:29lindy
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:50Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
04:59I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:24Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:58Or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is...
07:02That it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The...
07:27Refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:43This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08I...
08:08I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:13Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm.
08:26Calm down.
08:29Calm.
08:30Calm down.
08:31Calm fucking down.
08:34Calm fucking down.
08:36Calm down.
08:41Calm down.
08:42Calm down.
08:45Calm down.
08:47Calm down.
08:51Calm down.
08:57Calm down.
09:00Calm down.
09:01Calm down.
09:03Calm down.
09:04Calm down.
09:05Calm down.
09:17you can you can refilm the ladies cup too she's on her way she's gone back to her husband no
09:25they always do not this time no no because we've got plans yep we got concrete plans
09:36how about a 10-day getaway to vermont for two uber romantic
09:44there are multiple reasons she could be late no i know lindy's coming why you may ask
09:57because our love story is woven into the fabric of time destined to be written
10:05immortalized for generations to come
10:07oh quiet everybody please quiet please sorry oh it's work
10:19hey martin well i you know i was i was gonna head out of town so
10:26no no no no no of course of course i'll just i'll head into the into the lab
10:33no i've not heard from us
10:36wait what do you mean you can't get a hold of him
10:40yeah okay bye does this mean your romantic getaway is cancelled
10:46barton can i be honest i love your service but i don't love the negative energy
10:53peace offering
11:00take those off i feel like a specimen
11:04and come closer i don't want to keep yelling
11:10jesus the 96
11:12if there was ever a time
11:14i know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17well i couldn't it was top secret
11:19i signed an ironclad nda
11:21it's bullshit
11:23you didn't trust me
11:25which makes me so
11:28sad
11:29makes me so sad
11:32fuck you
11:34but
11:35yeah
11:40well i didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43what
11:45happy birthday lindy
11:49they are so cute
11:53wait
11:54and legible
11:55happy birthday lindy
11:58they're so cute
12:00oh and functional
12:02happy birthday lindy
12:06how cute
12:07and accurate
12:11the dent from when i side swiped a mailbox
12:16never put it together
12:17you also said you didn't want to know
12:23well you're not leaving me
12:24well i have to go so i can fix you
12:26no no no
12:27no less
12:28take me with you
12:29i'm portable
12:30you will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32i feel very not safe
12:33i feel very
12:34small
12:35and like something bad could happen
12:37i won't let something happen
12:39something did
12:40something else
12:41beyond the accident
12:43but i have to go to the lab
12:44so i can fix you
12:45please lass
12:46i do not want to be alone
12:47please i'm scared
12:49well what if i can show you
12:50that um
12:52being small isn't scary
12:54oh god
12:54i've always wondered what the world would look like
12:57if i were six inches tall
12:58not me
12:59i could show you
13:01no i i don't
13:03aren't you just a little bit curious
13:05i will be restored
13:07to regular size soon
13:09i promise
13:10trust me
13:14okay
13:17this is crazy
13:19huh
13:19oh my god
13:46oh my god
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Really big.
14:16Wow.
14:18I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See? She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffin' up. Do you see what it's doing?
14:44Oh, no, no, no. It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:49Can you put me down, please? Put me down.
15:06Fun, right? We all love a train ride.
15:08Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:22Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:27Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:31Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:38Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:42Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Hey...
16:01It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06So incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29I'm Scarface.
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:03When you're ready.
17:04Uh, whore away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh, tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:28Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Unless you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Les said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no.
18:18I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:25Because it's sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern, but I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added, that does not a Pulitzer make.
18:47Their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:50I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday without Carol turning her nose up at me as if
18:57I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom.
19:04It's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me.
19:10And the me in your book is a monster.
19:11It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine Club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have sex?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Watch.
20:59Watch, watch.
20:59Watch, watch.
21:02Okay.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:05Watch.
21:11Okay.
21:12Go ahead.
21:29Put your hand on that.
21:35Oh, Jesus, Walsh, can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:41It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously, no.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously?
22:28No.
22:29Fuck, no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:37It's gonna be okay.
22:39It's only a few days.
22:44Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:52It's only a few days.
22:54It's only a few times.
23:23yeah what what what it can't be right okay i'm coming in but now uh now-ish
24:02magoo
24:05stay stay
24:11no no no no no
24:22oh
24:23fuck you fuzzy fucker
24:38stop stop it you're fine
24:43i feel bad enough already
24:47i mean she's safe right
25:00hey
25:04oh
25:06yes richard what is it
25:08oh
25:09you seem upset no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come to my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where
25:19you're at
25:20okay right is that all
25:22now you've got me worried is everything all right at home you know with uh your wife lindy lindy's her
25:27name
25:27everything okay good good yeah she's just uh keeping busy over the holidays richard she's at
25:35home writing she's keeping busy
25:37writing writing that's wonderful that's wonderful richard get your butt inside i'm sorry you use
25:45profanity i'm upset
25:49i'll see you later
26:15i'll see you later
26:23okay
26:24why i have to trust him
26:25i cannot spiral
26:28oh
26:30oh
26:32yeah
26:33why not
26:35okay that's
26:37that's good space colon
26:39colon
26:41colonel
26:44colonel
26:44space colonel
26:46next stop uranus
26:48i could
26:50fuck i'm already spiraling
26:52you
26:53made me believe you were so close
26:55so i believed you
26:56yes and you should believe me that's our deal
26:58there is mathematical truth in stating i am so close
27:01so what does so close
27:04mean to you in this context today
27:07my god i can't put an actual number on it
27:10i don't know
27:11what
27:12oh
27:13what have you done
27:15what have i done
27:16martin i didn't want to say you have one job
27:19contract is for 30 days
27:22that's insane
27:23well you said that you were close
27:2530 days
27:27oh
27:27well
27:29it will work
27:30i mean
27:31the math says it will and math is never wrong so
27:33now you have 30 days
27:35no no no we have 30 days
27:37oh now it's we
27:37what does it say exactly
27:39what does the small print say exactly
27:41it says that we have 30 days
27:43to prove that the restoration formula works
27:46uh-huh
27:47or
27:47the patent on our tech
27:49on my tech
27:50thank you
27:50reverts to hilton
27:52uh-huh
27:52and hilton sues you
27:54sues us
27:55for fraud
27:56and you go to jail
27:58to jail
27:59well can he do that
28:01he can
28:02and after 30 days
28:04it goes
28:04the the tech
28:05the lab
28:06the bob's
28:06gone
28:09but
28:09but
28:10okay so how do i make
28:12uh
28:14how do i
28:16how do i make things big again
28:18because i i have to make things big again
28:20well after 30 days
28:22please
28:22you can't
28:25this is actually silly
28:27i mean can he actually do this
28:30hello
28:30yes
28:30he can
28:31it says it
28:32right here
28:34oh
28:34les
28:38how bad is this
28:42okay
28:47i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
29:04i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
29:07hey i i got you something
29:09for christmas
29:10oh
29:11i i i didn't get you anything
29:14oh
29:15it's
29:15it's okay
29:16i love you
29:19like what shakespeare used to write with
29:22you know i like shakespeare
29:24well everybody knows you like shakespeare
29:26bar's card
29:27well you talk about it a lot
29:30um
29:32you seem a little bit down
29:34no
29:35i'm um
29:35just tired
29:36yeah
29:37i was waiting up last night for someone
29:41someone special
29:43you know
29:44and it's just
29:45you know
29:46oh
29:48merry
29:48merry christmas richard
29:49yeah
29:49thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift
29:52so
29:53thank you
29:57thank you
29:59thy returnest
30:00to thy grind
30:01thine grind
30:09okay
30:12Buddy.
30:14Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right. Okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:37Oh, come on.
30:42Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:53Guide.
30:58Oh, a classic.
31:00Gamma!
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:15So...
31:17We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:24Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard.
31:38I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:08Bobs.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared over mu
32:25naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:55Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:13Let's make history.
33:13I think it will be...
33:16I'm too much.
33:22I'm too much.
33:33I'm too much.
33:43I'm too many.
34:02a great attempt in the name of science
34:05Richard
34:05Bob the explainer
34:08nominal success
34:10subject expanded to regular size
34:11for 2.1 seconds
34:13same as previous attempt
34:15result molecular disequilibrium
34:18Eraser Bob
34:19see medic
34:20bring in Fred
34:21clean up an aisle
34:22everywhere
34:24Richard
34:24waiting on analysis to proceed
34:27we'll adjust based on your thoughts
34:29we'll go again
34:31no you won't
34:32if this is your definition of close
34:35we have a big problem
34:37you working in a bubble
34:38with your staff and your secrets
34:40ends today
34:41moving forward
34:42everything that happens in this lab
34:44will be authorized by me
34:46no
34:47no no no
34:48no
34:48um
34:49this is not how we work here
34:52we are making history
34:54okay
34:55that corn
34:56was regular size
34:57it's incredible
34:58as a scientist
34:59how can you not see that
35:01reports
35:01equipment results
35:02any spending whatsoever
35:04everything you use
35:06must be logged up to
35:07and including packets
35:08of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room
35:10can I explain
35:11my fiber deficiencies
35:12okay everybody
35:13everybody
35:13this is Virginia
35:15Vivian
35:15Vivian
35:16I don't know her last name
35:17but she's new here
35:18and she doesn't know
35:19how things work
35:20and Bob
35:20you don't need to worry
35:21about your oatmeal
35:21okay
35:22can we just
35:23talk about this
35:25Martin
35:26you know exactly
35:26how much money
35:27this science circus
35:28is hemorrhaging
35:30I don't care about the money
35:31of course you don't
35:32you spent seven years
35:33and several hundred
35:34thousand dollars
35:36designing your logo
35:37I had to open the books
35:39well it had to be perfect
35:40what
35:41irresponsible
35:42and deeply sad
35:43Dr. Littlejohn
35:45it's no longer your money
35:46it's Hilton Smith's money
35:47this is his lab now
35:49and I run Hilton's lab
35:50ergo
35:51I run this lab
35:52this is unacceptable
35:54and it's ridiculous
35:55and do
35:56do something
35:58okay
35:59no we
36:00no we
36:00just me
36:01I want to talk
36:02to Hilton
36:03right now
36:03well
36:04good luck
36:05reaching him
36:06he's spending
36:07the holidays
36:07piloting an experimental
36:09submersible
36:09off the coast
36:10of Guam
36:11Guam
36:13Guam
36:13what
36:14shut it down
36:15we'll try again
36:16tomorrow
36:17together
36:19these ladders
36:20are an OSHA
36:21violation
36:21you're an OSHA
36:22violation
36:25dear
36:25hairy
36:26Jesus
36:27and I hope
36:28Hilton gets
36:28crushed into ketchup
36:29by 400 atmospheres
36:30of pressure
36:3129 days
36:33not helpful
36:34not
36:35the point
36:44what have I done
36:52midnight
36:53midnight
36:55were the stars
36:55and you
36:59midnight
37:00and a rendezvous
37:05your eyes
37:08held a message tender
37:11saying I surrender
37:14all my life
37:16oh
37:16it's my phone
37:18oh my phone
37:20oh
37:21oh
37:24coming coming
37:26coming
37:26what
37:39no
37:40no
37:44no
37:45no
37:46no
38:00fuck
38:01did you just
38:01say something
38:09am I losing my mind
38:17I can see me
38:18in you
38:19I can see me
38:23do you
38:24what
38:25ah
38:26what is that
38:27oh
38:28oh
38:31fuck
38:36I gotta get
38:37out of here
38:52god damn it
38:55let
38:57for god's sake
39:02god
39:03dang it
39:13god damn it
39:21god damn it
39:29god damn it
39:32god damn it
39:39Oh, my God.
40:04Ahhhh!
40:06Ahhhhh!
40:14Ahhhh!
40:20What the-
40:22Oh god, oh god
40:27Ah, ah
40:39I'll save you!
40:54Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river
40:59Too many lonely soils have dripped it out to sea
41:03You lay your bets and then you pay the price
41:07The things we do for love
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem to the answer
41:18You've got a number and your hand is on a phone
41:21The weather's turned and all the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:38And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make a...
41:50Oh yeah, everybody
41:53Just look up and roll
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