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👩Lead Actress: Faith Orta
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💌In The Janitor Billionaire His Swapped Bride, after Nora's perfect match is taken by her stepsister, she must marry a humble janitor. Little does she know, this janitor is secretly a billionaire testing her sincerity.
🔍Can love blossom under these unexpected circumstances?
💎GENRE: Female, Sweet Romance, Opposites Attract, Mansion, Heiress/Socialite, Billionaire, Janitor, Flash Marriage, Contract Lovers, Love After Marriage, Enemies to Lovers, Identity Reveal
🧑Lead Actor: James Pulido
👩Lead Actress: Faith Orta
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00:00:00You
00:00:18It's chess
00:00:20It's me
00:00:21Sooner or later
00:00:30Oh my
00:00:31Those arms are wider than my waist
00:00:34Are genders supposed to be built like that?
00:00:38Now hold still
00:00:40Maybe
00:00:42Let me enjoy my perks
00:00:46Price calculator
00:00:49One million?
00:00:51Price calculator
00:00:51How is it still going up?
00:00:56Impossible
00:00:56That's impossible
00:01:02Welcome to the find your fiance
00:01:04AI matchmaking event
00:01:06Our super algorithm
00:01:08Will match the Hawthorne sisters
00:01:11With their destined soulmates
00:01:13Boss?
00:01:14Everything's ready to go
00:01:16Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor
00:01:18At your own AI matchmaking event?
00:01:20It doesn't matter
00:01:21Even as a janitor
00:01:22My algorithm will still pick the right person for me
00:01:25The algorithm's never wrong
00:01:27Soon the world will see our daughters match with the elite
00:01:29It's the perfect branding for the Hawthorne family
00:01:32Excellent
00:01:34Bianca's match will take us to the top
00:01:36As for Nora
00:01:37If her match isn't powerful enough
00:01:39She's off to that old man's bed
00:01:41The moment this event wraps
00:01:43If my match today is powerful enough
00:01:45Maybe I can escape their arranged marriage
00:01:49Welcome
00:01:50This is my last chance
00:01:54Could it be me?
00:01:55If I could marry one of them
00:01:57Either one would be worth it
00:02:02Congratulations Nora
00:02:03Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters
00:02:07Invitica's Chief Operating Officer
00:02:10Okay
00:02:11This might work
00:02:12And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blythe
00:02:15A janitor
00:02:16How dare the AI match the world with a billionaire
00:02:19I'm stuck with a piss poor janitor
00:02:22Hey babe
00:02:24Gavin's the name
00:02:26Money's the game
00:02:2710 billion a year to be exact
00:02:29Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me
00:02:32Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO
00:02:34He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit
00:02:37Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:02:39Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings
00:02:42Their COO would never find out who I really am
00:02:48The algorithm got it all wrong
00:02:51You deserve to be with someone in your league
00:02:53Not this discount Cinderella
00:02:56Who doesn't love an upgrade right?
00:03:05This outcome is unexpected, interesting
00:03:09Don't worry poor little Cinderella
00:03:11The algorithm can't predict everything
00:03:13Ready for dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:03:17Is this really the end?
00:03:22That janitor?
00:03:24He has Bianca's match
00:03:25Fine, I'll take him
00:03:27My fate is mine to decide
00:03:29I'm getting married today
00:03:32What's she gonna do?
00:03:38Just play along?
00:03:40What?
00:03:55What a surprise
00:03:58Beautiful
00:03:59And such a fighter
00:04:00Interesting
00:04:01Nora!
00:04:02The hell are you doing?
00:04:04Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now!
00:04:07What a joke!
00:04:08A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:04:14Do you think maybe...
00:04:16You'd consider marrying me?
00:04:18My AI didn't account for her
00:04:20Which makes her the perfect test subject
00:04:23Look at me princess
00:04:24I'm just a janitor
00:04:26Your dress costs more than my life savings
00:04:29Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:04:34That perfect algorithm is a scam
00:04:36It knows nothing about true love
00:04:41True love can be modeled
00:04:42Just requires a more complex set of code
00:04:46Okay, Mr. Janitor
00:04:48I'm not some line of code though
00:04:50Is she doubting my data?
00:04:53I love turning a doubter into a believer
00:04:56Alright
00:04:58Let's make a bet
00:04:59A one year marriage contract
00:05:01If I've fallen in love with you
00:05:03You win
00:05:03And...
00:05:04You'll get half
00:05:05Everything I own
00:05:10Of...
00:05:10What?
00:05:11A mop and a bucket?
00:05:13Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:05:17Tell you what
00:05:18If I fall for you
00:05:20You get half of mine
00:05:21Deal
00:05:23I like those odds
00:05:28I'll take this janitor's pride
00:05:29And his bet
00:05:31Anything's better than my dad's deals
00:05:40We're getting married
00:05:41No!
00:05:43No! Victor!
00:05:48Let the games begin, Miss Blythe
00:05:57Boss, that makeup took you five hours
00:06:00Are you really just gonna wash it off?
00:06:03I need to start looking my best
00:06:04Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart
00:06:07It'll grow into love
00:06:09I'm winning this bet
00:06:10Ah!
00:06:13Marrying the janitor
00:06:14You have made us the laughing stock valley
00:06:17Nora, you tell that loser the marriage is off
00:06:21Looks too bad
00:06:22We already signed the papers
00:06:24I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife
00:06:27Fine, but when it all falls apart
00:06:30Don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness
00:06:34You
00:06:34Throw out our luggage
00:06:36Please
00:06:38No, wait
00:06:39Stop!
00:06:43Stop!
00:06:54Now that you're a janitor's wife
00:06:56You should get used to sleeping on the streets
00:06:58Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:07:01Stay away from her, Bianca
00:07:04Poverty stinks, and it's contagious
00:07:07Ah!
00:07:08Oh my god
00:07:09Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:07:13I know
00:07:14He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere
00:07:20Where's your beloved janitor?
00:07:22Isn't backing out now, is he?
00:07:24Where are you Elvis?
00:07:26Watch out!
00:07:27Oh my god
00:07:50Is this the man I just married?
00:07:53Wait
00:07:55That was eyes
00:07:59Those muscles...
00:08:01Is this the man I just married?
00:08:04Whoa, he's... he's handsome.
00:08:10Hey!
00:08:13Are you okay? Why did you jump in the way?
00:08:15I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:08:17Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:08:20No, don't fall for it, Nora. He's just your contract husband.
00:08:24Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:08:28Fuck! The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:08:35What the fuck?! You literally just used me as a human shield!
00:08:38Get real, babe. This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:08:43Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:08:46You're right. Brains beat looks.
00:08:48This shit scrubber might have a nice body, but his bank account is malnourished.
00:08:59Horses?!
00:09:00Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:09:03My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:09:06He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:09:09Surpass me?
00:09:11Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:09:14Mr. S? That's an ambitious goal.
00:09:17Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:09:20Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:09:23It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:09:25You'll see how different we really are.
00:09:27A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:09:29It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:09:32Oh, how poetic. Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:09:37Still acting tough?
00:09:38Don't tell me. You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:09:45Bring out my car.
00:09:48This is where we go.
00:10:06What the hell is that thing?
00:10:08A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:10:12How perfect.
00:10:19Come on.
00:10:28I'm sorry about this.
00:10:30Hey, don't apologize. This is super cool.
00:10:33I've never been in a car like this before.
00:11:01Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:11:04It's a nice place. For a janitor.
00:11:07Make yourself at home.
00:11:08There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:11:13I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:11:17I couldn't do that.
00:11:18So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:11:20No, I didn't mean that. It's just, I...
00:11:25Whatever makes you feel good. I don't know.
00:11:28I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
00:11:32Peach flavored lube?
00:11:40You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't ya?
00:11:45Just give it back.
00:11:47No, give it back.
00:11:49Hey, come on!
00:11:50Give it back.
00:11:53What?
00:11:54What?
00:11:55This chest.
00:11:56It feels amazing.
00:11:58You really can't wait, can you?
00:12:01We're married now.
00:12:02We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:12:07Sooner or later.
00:12:19Sooner or later.
00:12:20I'd say the sooner the better.
00:12:24I need some water.
00:12:25Yes.
00:12:30How cute.
00:12:31I still win this round though.
00:12:33It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:12:43Damn it.
00:12:44He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:12:47Well, I'm not complaining.
00:12:50Look at this muscle.
00:12:52He's too fine.
00:12:57Oh!
00:12:58Elvis!
00:12:59Oh, gosh.
00:13:08No, I'm so sorry.
00:13:10I didn't know you were there.
00:13:11Oh, my God.
00:13:13She's perfect.
00:13:17If you think ogling after me after torpedoing you with water is gonna make me fall in love with you,
00:13:22you're sorely mistaken.
00:13:26You like to stop?
00:13:27Just kidding.
00:13:31Oh, my.
00:13:32Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:13:36Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:13:39Now hold still.
00:13:41Maybe.
00:13:43Mmm.
00:13:44Let me enjoy my perks.
00:13:45Sorry for getting you high.
00:13:47I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:13:49No, no, no, never.
00:13:51Fix your maps.
00:13:52They're perfect.
00:13:54The pipe.
00:13:56I meant the pipe.
00:13:58Is the pipe fixed?
00:14:00Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
00:14:02It's freezing here and soaking wet, so...
00:14:05Freezing?
00:14:08Well, let me warm you up.
00:14:13What is he trying to do to me?
00:14:18All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
00:14:21Sure.
00:14:22Yoga can keep me warm.
00:14:24Can...
00:14:25Can you not stand so close?
00:14:27How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:14:29My form?
00:14:30What, are you a yogi now?
00:14:31I thought you were a janitor.
00:14:33I guess I'm full surprised at...
00:14:36I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
00:14:40Ready?
00:14:41Ugh, this is punishment.
00:14:47I touched his abs for three seconds.
00:14:49And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:14:52Good, now, uh, downward dog.
00:14:53Oh!
00:14:55Deeper.
00:14:57I can't.
00:14:59Hold it.
00:15:00Don't come up.
00:15:02Please.
00:15:03It hurts.
00:15:05Dammit, Nora.
00:15:06Don't make that noise.
00:15:08Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:15:09What?
00:15:18Heart rate 140.
00:15:21Respiratory rate 28%.
00:15:25Skin conductivity 40%.
00:15:29Now, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:15:32No.
00:15:32No, it's the workout.
00:15:35I'm gonna win the bet.
00:15:36Just.
00:15:37You.
00:15:37Wait.
00:15:41Then why are your hands shaking?
00:15:43You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:15:48Fine.
00:15:49It is because of you.
00:15:54But...
00:15:59What about your little friend?
00:16:02Why is your little friend so...
00:16:05hard?
00:16:06You and...
00:16:07She's a menace.
00:16:09I was trying to break her, but...
00:16:11I'm the one losing control.
00:16:16Let him answer that for himself.
00:16:20Let him answer that for himself.
00:16:22Oh.
00:16:24Oh.
00:16:25Oh there, buddy.
00:16:26Who's the one losing control now?
00:16:34You want me more than I want you.
00:16:36Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:16:38I'm gonna go shower.
00:16:42Alone.
00:16:43No peeking.
00:16:48I'm a loser, huh?
00:16:50We'll see about that.
00:16:55Hey.
00:16:57So...
00:16:57My dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
00:17:02Um...
00:17:02You want your husband to attend?
00:17:04That's sweet.
00:17:05Actually...
00:17:06It's just...
00:17:07It's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:17:10And Bianca and the others are gonna target you.
00:17:12I just know it.
00:17:13They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your...
00:17:16everything.
00:17:18So I would embarrass you.
00:17:19What?
00:17:20No.
00:17:20No.
00:17:21It's just...
00:17:22I...
00:17:24I don't wanna make you go through that.
00:17:27Those people...
00:17:28They only see dollar signs.
00:17:31She's trying to protect me.
00:17:33It's funny.
00:17:34I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:17:38Why are you being so nice to me?
00:17:40You don't even know me.
00:17:42Because you're better than all of them.
00:17:45You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:17:48No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
00:17:51Whatever you'd say.
00:17:55Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:17:59They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:18:08Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:18:10One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
00:18:12And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:18:19This was a mistake. We shouldn't have come.
00:18:21It's okay, babe. We got a dress.
00:18:36You ready?
00:18:39You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:18:44I knew you were shameless, Nora.
00:18:46But God, this is a new low for you.
00:18:48I'm shameless.
00:18:50At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:18:54After just one week of marriage.
00:18:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:58Are you fucking shooting on me on screen?
00:19:04Bianca!
00:19:07Surprise!
00:19:08Hey!
00:19:16You brought the janitor?
00:19:17Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:19:24Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:19:27Hey, lock it off.
00:19:32Don't listen to them.
00:19:35It's okay.
00:19:38Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
00:19:42So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
00:19:51Good man.
00:19:52Excellent.
00:19:53Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:19:56Alright.
00:19:57Enough standing around.
00:19:59Let's all go inside.
00:20:00Come on, sweetheart.
00:20:03Let's just go.
00:20:04I am not putting up with this.
00:20:06Hey, come on.
00:20:07I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:20:09Let's just see how it goes.
00:20:11I don't know this.
00:20:12Elvis!
00:20:23Are you crazy?
00:20:24Boring cold water on someone in the dead of winter!
00:20:27Just for disinfection purposes, with all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:20:34Open a window, would you?
00:20:36Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
00:20:42Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:20:47Gavinson passed around like a blunt.
00:20:49Who knows how many SEDs he has?
00:20:51If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
00:20:55Elvis is my husband.
00:20:57And you will respect him.
00:20:59You little...
00:21:01Mom! Do something!
00:21:04How dare you?
00:21:05Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:21:08He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:21:11That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:21:17You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:21:21It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
00:21:24With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
00:21:28You should have stayed home.
00:21:30Yeah! How's your dumpster diver gonna scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
00:21:34My Gavin?
00:21:36Brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:21:40And those are just the cheap ones.
00:21:44In 1945, Romani Conti.
00:21:47In 1961, Chateau Chauvin Blanc.
00:21:50And in 1990, Henri Jaillet.
00:21:53Richebourg Grand Cru.
00:21:56Impressive.
00:21:57These must be your most prized collections.
00:21:59Well, well, well.
00:22:00Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:22:05You are right, though. Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:22:13Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:22:16They don't call Henry Jeyer the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:22:21Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, Sheldon?
00:22:24Splendid.
00:22:30You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:22:34Man, you win all out.
00:22:37But the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
00:22:43But the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
00:22:46Huh.
00:22:47You've got a lot of nerve.
00:22:49Thinking you can out-do Gavin?
00:22:51Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:23:00What's this?
00:23:02Homemade moonshine?
00:23:04There's no label.
00:23:05Who knows if it's even safe?
00:23:07Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:23:09Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:23:12What are you trying to do? Poison our dad?
00:23:14No. No, please.
00:23:15Shut up!
00:23:17This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:23:21Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:23:27Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
00:23:31Because it's highly exclusive.
00:23:44Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:23:48It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:23:50Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:23:54Doesn't even need a barcode.
00:23:55This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:23:59Nora, how about this?
00:24:01If your wine's cheaper than ours, you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the
00:24:07house.
00:24:10Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:24:13It's the thought that counts.
00:24:19Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:24:23What? Afraid you're gonna lose?
00:24:26We'll take your bet.
00:24:27But if our wine is the more expensive one, what do we get in return?
00:24:32If your bottle is more expensive than mine, then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of
00:24:41my heart.
00:24:42Ugh, boring. New rules.
00:24:45If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
00:24:50And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
00:24:54But if you lose, you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:25:00What?
00:25:07That's a good one.
00:25:10Market price, 200 grand.
00:25:17Market price, 200 grand.
00:25:18Market price, 500 grand.
00:25:30Half a million? Oh, my goodness.
00:25:34Oh, yes.
00:25:43Market price, one million.
00:25:49200,000? 500,000? A million?
00:25:52What are those bottles made of? Gold?
00:25:54Richard, you just don't get it.
00:25:56With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir that separate the gems from the phonies.
00:26:04Incredible. You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
00:26:08Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
00:26:12Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:26:16These bottles are reserved for Invitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
00:26:22Splendid.
00:26:23They're expensive. But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
00:26:28Couldn't agree more. And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorne's.
00:26:37And as for you, you bastard, I demand an apology.
00:26:46Wait, Daddy. Let's have a little fun first.
00:26:50You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:26:54Insult Elvis again, and you'll regret it.
00:27:00Shut it. Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
00:27:08Now, get out of my sight.
00:27:12Let's just go else. They don't deserve your gift.
00:27:16Wait a second, sore losers.
00:27:17We had a bet.
00:27:19You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
00:27:25And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
00:27:30Father, I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
00:27:46Wait, Nora. Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
00:27:51Elvis, you don't have to. It's fine.
00:27:58Price calculating.
00:28:01One million?
00:28:02Price calculating.
00:28:03How is it still going up?
00:28:06Impossible.
00:28:08That's impossible.
00:28:11Impossible.
00:28:44It's Jess.
00:28:46It's me.
00:28:47She's gonna never leave it.
00:28:56Oh my.
00:28:57Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:29:00Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
00:29:03Now hold still and maybe.
00:29:08Let me enjoy my perks.
00:29:12Price calculating.
00:29:15One million?
00:29:17Price calculating.
00:29:17How is it still going up?
00:29:21Impossible.
00:29:23That's impossible.
00:29:25That's impossible.
00:29:28Welcome to the Find Your Fiancé AI matchmaking event.
00:29:33Our super algorithm will match the Hawthorne sisters with their destined soulmates.
00:29:39Boss?
00:29:40Everything's ready to go.
00:29:42Are you sure you want to pose as a janitor at your own AI matchmaking event?
00:29:46It doesn't matter.
00:29:47Even as a janitor, my algorithm will still pick the right person for me.
00:29:51The algorithm's never wrong.
00:29:53Soon the world will see our daughters match with the Elite.
00:29:56It's perfect branding for the Hawthorne family.
00:29:58Excellent.
00:30:00Bianca's match will take us to the top.
00:30:02As for Nora, if her match isn't powerful enough, she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event
00:30:08wraps.
00:30:09If my match today is powerful enough, maybe I can escape the arranged marriage.
00:30:15Welcome.
00:30:16This is my last chance.
00:30:20Could it be me?
00:30:21Man, if I could marry one of them, either one would be worth it.
00:30:28Congratulations, Nora.
00:30:30Invitica AI has matched you with Gavin Winters, Invitica's chief operating officer.
00:30:36Okay, this might work.
00:30:38And Bianca is matched with Elvis Blyce, a janitor.
00:30:42How dare the AI match in the world with a billionaire and I'm stuck with a piss-poor janitor?
00:30:48Hey, babe.
00:30:50Gavin's the name.
00:30:52Money's the game.
00:30:53Ten billion a year, to be exact.
00:30:56Bet you're glad you landed on a stud like me.
00:30:58Sir, Gavin is Invitica's COO.
00:31:00He could have seen you at last year's Global Exec Summit.
00:31:03Aren't you afraid he'll recognize you?
00:31:05Invitica's just one of many companies I have under Mr. S Holdings.
00:31:09Their COO would never find out who I really am.
00:31:14The algorithm got it all wrong.
00:31:17You deserve to be with someone in your league, not this discount Cinderella.
00:31:22Who doesn't love an upgrade, right?
00:31:31This outcome is unexpected.
00:31:33Interesting.
00:31:35Don't worry, poor little Cinderella.
00:31:37The algorithm can't predict everything.
00:31:40Ready for Dad to marry you off to some old geezer?
00:31:43Is this really the end?
00:31:48That janitor?
00:31:50He is Bianca's match.
00:31:51Fine.
00:31:52I'll take him.
00:31:53My fate is mine to decide.
00:31:55I'm getting married today.
00:31:57What's she going to do?
00:32:04Just play along?
00:32:06What?
00:32:22What a surprise.
00:32:24Beautiful.
00:32:25And such a fighter.
00:32:27Interesting.
00:32:27Nora, the hell are you doing?
00:32:30Get that trash trucker away from my daughter now.
00:32:33What a joke.
00:32:34A poor janitor actually married into the Hawthorne family?
00:32:40Do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me?
00:32:44My AI didn't account for her, which makes her the perfect test subject.
00:32:49Look at me, princess.
00:32:50I'm just a janitor.
00:32:51Your dress costs more than my life savings.
00:32:55Are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox apartment?
00:33:00That perfect algorithm is a scam that knows nothing about true love.
00:33:06True love can be modeled.
00:33:08Just requires a more complex set of code.
00:33:12Okay, Mr. Janitor.
00:33:14I'm not some line of code, though.
00:33:16Is she doubting my data?
00:33:19I love turning a doubter into a believer.
00:33:22Alright.
00:33:24Let's make a bet.
00:33:25A one-year marriage contract.
00:33:27If I've fallen in love with you, you win.
00:33:30And you'll get half.
00:33:32Everything I own.
00:33:36A what?
00:33:37A mop and a bucket?
00:33:39Where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from?
00:33:43Tell you what.
00:33:44If I fall for you, you get half a line.
00:33:47Deal.
00:33:49I like those odds.
00:33:54I'll take this janitor's pride and his bet.
00:33:56Anything's better than my dad's deals.
00:34:06We're getting married.
00:34:09Victor!
00:34:14Let the games begin, Miss Blythe.
00:34:23Boss, that makeup took you five hours.
00:34:26Are you really just gonna wash it off?
00:34:29I need to start looking my best.
00:34:31Once I plant the seed of attraction in her heart, it'll grow into love.
00:34:35I'm winning this bet.
00:34:39Marrying the janitor.
00:34:40You have made us the Laughingstock Valley.
00:34:43Nora, you took with that loser.
00:34:45The marriage is off.
00:34:47That's too bad.
00:34:48We already signed the papers.
00:34:50I guess I'm officially a trash trucker's wife.
00:34:54Fine.
00:34:55But when it all falls apart,
00:34:56don't come crawling back to us,
00:34:58begging for forgiveness.
00:35:00You.
00:35:01Throw out our luggage.
00:35:04Please.
00:35:04No, wait.
00:35:05Stop.
00:35:20Now that you're a janitor's wife,
00:35:22you should get used to sleeping on the streets.
00:35:25Sure you can handle being homeless, sis?
00:35:27Stay away from her, Bianca.
00:35:30Poverty stinks.
00:35:31And it's contagious.
00:35:34Oh, my God.
00:35:36Has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband?
00:35:39I know.
00:35:40He's off scrubbing toilets somewhere.
00:35:46Where's your beloved janitor?
00:35:48He isn't backing out now, is he?
00:35:50Where are you, Elvis?
00:35:52Watch out.
00:36:16Is this the man I just married?
00:36:19Wait.
00:36:20Those eyes.
00:36:24Those muscles.
00:36:27Is this the man I just married?
00:36:30Whoa, he's, he's handsome.
00:36:36Hey.
00:36:39Are you okay?
00:36:40Why did you jump in the way?
00:36:41I have to protect my new bride, don't I?
00:36:43Is this what it's like to be cared for?
00:36:46No.
00:36:47Don't fall for it, Nora.
00:36:48He's just your contract husband.
00:36:51Winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake.
00:36:54Fuck.
00:36:54The janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like Nora.
00:37:01What the fuck?
00:37:02You literally just used me as a human shield.
00:37:04Get real, babe.
00:37:06This brain is worth billions to Invitica.
00:37:09Not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks.
00:37:12You're right.
00:37:13Brains beat looks.
00:37:14This shit scrubber might have a nice body,
00:37:17but his bank account is malnourished.
00:37:25Horses?
00:37:26Gavin's money really does grow on trees.
00:37:29My husband is the future of Silicon Valley.
00:37:32He might even surpass Mr. S as the richest man alive.
00:37:35Surpass me?
00:37:37Gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me.
00:37:40Mr. S?
00:37:42That's an ambitious goal.
00:37:43Oh, look, the janitor has opinions now.
00:37:46Either way, you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like me.
00:37:49It's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing.
00:37:51You'll see how different we really are.
00:37:53A Porsche doesn't make you a man.
00:37:55It just makes you a coward in a faster car.
00:37:58Oh, how poetic.
00:38:00Spoken like a true loser's wife.
00:38:03Still acting tough?
00:38:04Don't tell me.
00:38:05You two are actually planning to walk home.
00:38:11Bring out my car.
00:38:32What the hell is that thing?
00:38:34A garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper.
00:38:37How perfect.
00:38:40Get out of here.
00:38:46Come on.
00:38:54I'm sorry about this.
00:38:56Hey, don't apologize.
00:38:57This is super cool.
00:38:59I've never been in a car like this before.
00:39:27Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
00:39:30It's a nice place for a janitor.
00:39:33Make yourself at home.
00:39:34There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there and I'll take the couch.
00:39:39I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
00:39:43I couldn't do that.
00:39:44So you'd rather we share the bed?
00:39:46No, I didn't mean that.
00:39:48It's just, I...
00:39:51Whatever makes you feel good.
00:39:52I don't know.
00:39:54I'm just going to get some clothes out.
00:39:58Peach-flavored lube?
00:40:06You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
00:40:11Just give it back.
00:40:13No, give it back.
00:40:15Hey, come on.
00:40:16Give it back.
00:40:19Oh, wow.
00:40:20It's Jess.
00:40:22It feels amazing.
00:40:24You really can't wait, can you?
00:40:27We're married now.
00:40:28We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
00:40:33Sooner or later.
00:40:46I'd say the sooner the better.
00:40:50I need some water.
00:40:51Yeah.
00:40:56How cute.
00:40:57I still win this round, though.
00:40:59It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
00:41:09Damn.
00:41:10He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
00:41:13Well, I'm not complaining.
00:41:16Look at this muscle.
00:41:18He's too fine.
00:41:34Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:41:36I didn't know you were there.
00:41:37Oh, my God.
00:41:39She's perfect.
00:41:42She's hot.
00:41:43If you think ogling after me after torpedoing me with water is going to make me fall in love
00:41:47with you, you're sorely mistaken.
00:41:52Do you like to stop?
00:41:53I'm just gonna...
00:41:56Oh, my.
00:41:57Oh, my.
00:41:58Those arms are wider than my waist.
00:42:02Are gender supposed to be built like that?
00:42:05Now hold still.
00:42:08And maybe...
00:42:09Oh, you might need to enjoy my perks.
00:42:11Sorry for getting you high.
00:42:13I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
00:42:15No, no, no.
00:42:17Fix your apps.
00:42:18They're perfect.
00:42:20The pipe.
00:42:22I meant the pipe.
00:42:24Is the pipe fixed?
00:42:26Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
00:42:28It's freezing here and soaking wet, so...
00:42:32Freezing?
00:42:34Well, let me warm you up.
00:42:39What is he trying to do to me?
00:42:44All right, if you want to build heat in your core, you have to engage it.
00:42:47Sure.
00:42:48Yoga can keep me warm.
00:42:50Can you...
00:42:51Can you not stand so close?
00:42:53How else am I supposed to correct your form?
00:42:55My form?
00:42:56What, are you a yogi now?
00:42:57I thought you were a janitor.
00:42:59I guess I'm full surprised at it.
00:43:02I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
00:43:06Ready?
00:43:07Oh.
00:43:10Ugh, this is punishment.
00:43:13I touched his abs for three seconds.
00:43:15And now his hands are grabbing my butt.
00:43:18Good, now, uh, downward dog.
00:43:19Oh.
00:43:21Deeper.
00:43:23I can't.
00:43:25Hold it.
00:43:26Don't come up.
00:43:27Please.
00:43:28It hurts.
00:43:30Ah.
00:43:31Damn it, Nora.
00:43:32Don't make that noise.
00:43:33Please.
00:43:33Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
00:43:36What?
00:43:37Oh.
00:43:44Heart rate, 140.
00:43:47Respiratory rate, 28%.
00:43:51Skin conductivity, 40%.
00:43:55All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
00:43:58No.
00:43:58No, it's the workout.
00:44:01I'm gonna win the bet.
00:44:02Just you.
00:44:04Wait.
00:44:07Now why are your hands shaking?
00:44:09You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
00:44:14Fine.
00:44:15It is because of you.
00:44:25What about your little friend?
00:44:28Why is your little friend so hard?
00:44:33She's a menace.
00:44:35I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
00:44:42Let's let him enter that for himself.
00:44:46Let's let him enter that for himself.
00:44:49Whoa.
00:44:50Hello there, buddy.
00:44:52Who's the one losing control now?
00:45:00You want me more than I want you.
00:45:02Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
00:45:04I'm gonna go shower.
00:45:08Alone.
00:45:09No peekings.
00:45:14I'm a loser, huh?
00:45:16We'll see about that.
00:45:21Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
00:45:28You want your husband to attend?
00:45:30That's sweet.
00:45:31Actually, it's just, it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
00:45:36And Bianca and the others are gonna target you.
00:45:38I just know it.
00:45:39They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
00:45:44So I would embarrass you.
00:45:45No, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
00:45:53Those people, they only see dollar signs.
00:45:57She's trying to protect me.
00:45:59It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
00:46:04Why are you being so nice to me?
00:46:06You don't even know me.
00:46:08Because you're better than all of them.
00:46:11You deserve to be treated like a queen.
00:46:14No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
00:46:18Whatever you'd say.
00:46:21Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
00:46:25They won't appreciate it anyways.
00:46:34Prepare the best gift you could find.
00:46:36One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
00:46:38And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
00:46:45This was a mistake.
00:46:46We shouldn't have come.
00:46:47It's okay, babe.
00:46:48We got this.
00:47:01You ready?
00:47:05You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
00:47:10I knew you were shameless, Nora.
00:47:12But God, this is a new low for you.
00:47:14I'm shameless.
00:47:16At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
00:47:20After just one week of marriage.
00:47:22I don't know what you're talking about.
00:47:24Are you fucking cheating on me on screen?
00:47:30Bianca!
00:47:33Surprise.
00:47:34Hey.
00:47:42You brought the janitor?
00:47:43Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
00:47:50Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
00:47:53Hey, lock it off.
00:47:57Don't listen to them.
00:48:01It's okay.
00:48:03Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
00:48:07So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
00:48:17Good man.
00:48:18Excellent.
00:48:19Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
00:48:22All right.
00:48:23Enough standing around.
00:48:25Let's all go inside.
00:48:26Come on, sweetheart.
00:48:29Let's just go.
00:48:30I am not putting up with this.
00:48:32Hey, come on.
00:48:33I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
00:48:35Let's just see how it goes.
00:48:37I don't know this.
00:48:38Elvis.
00:48:39Elvis.
00:48:49Are you crazy?
00:48:50We're in cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
00:48:53Just for disinfection purposes.
00:48:55With all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
00:49:00Open a window, would you?
00:49:02Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
00:49:08Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
00:49:13Gavin's been passed around like a blunt.
00:49:15Who knows how many STDs he has?
00:49:17If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
00:49:21Elvis is my husband.
00:49:23And you will respect him.
00:49:25You little...
00:49:27Mom!
00:49:28Do something!
00:49:30How dare you?
00:49:31Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
00:49:34He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
00:49:37That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
00:49:43You are unbelievable, Nora.
00:49:47If your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed...
00:49:50with some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster...
00:49:54you should have stayed home.
00:49:56Yep.
00:49:57How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
00:50:01My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
00:50:06And those are just the cheap ones.
00:50:11A 1945 Romani-Kanti, a 1961 Chateau Chauvin-Blanc.
00:50:16And a 1990 Henri Jaillet, Richebourg-Grand Cru.
00:50:22Impressive.
00:50:23These must be your most prized collections.
00:50:25Well, well, well.
00:50:26Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
00:50:31You're right, though.
00:50:32Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
00:50:39Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:50:42They don't call Henry Jaillet or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
00:50:47Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, Sheldon?
00:50:50Splendid.
00:50:56You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
00:51:00Man, you went all out.
00:51:03What the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
00:51:09What the bottle I brought puts yours to shame.
00:51:12Huh, you've got a lot of nerve.
00:51:15Thinking you can outdo Gavin?
00:51:17Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
00:51:26What's this?
00:51:28Homemade moonshine?
00:51:30There's no label.
00:51:31Who knows if it's even safe?
00:51:33Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
00:51:35Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
00:51:38What are you trying to do?
00:51:39Poison our dad?
00:51:40No.
00:51:41No, please.
00:51:41Shut up!
00:51:43This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
00:51:47Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
00:51:53Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
00:51:57Because it's highly exclusive.
00:52:10Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
00:52:14It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
00:52:16Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
00:52:20Doesn't even need a barcode.
00:52:21This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
00:52:25Nora, how about this?
00:52:27If your wine's cheaper than ours,
00:52:29you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house.
00:52:36Why are you so obsessed with price?
00:52:39It's the thought that counts.
00:52:45Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
00:52:48What?
00:52:49Afraid you're going to lose?
00:52:51We'll take your bet.
00:52:53But if our wine is the more expensive one,
00:52:55what do we get in return?
00:52:58If your bottle is more expensive than mine,
00:53:01then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of my heart.
00:53:08Ugh, boring.
00:53:10New rules.
00:53:11If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room
00:53:14that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
00:53:16And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
00:53:19But if you lose,
00:53:22you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
00:53:37Market price, 200 grand.
00:53:52Market price, 500 grand.
00:53:56Half a million?
00:53:58Oh my goodness.
00:53:59Oh my goodness.
00:53:59Oh yes.
00:54:09Market price, 1 million.
00:54:15200,000?
00:54:16500,000?
00:54:17A million?
00:54:17What are those bottles made of, gold?
00:54:20Richard, you just don't get it.
00:54:22With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir
00:54:25that separate the gems
00:54:28from the phonies.
00:54:31Incredible.
00:54:31You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
00:54:34Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
00:54:38Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
00:54:42These bottles are reserved for Nvitica's
00:54:45most distinguished VIP clients.
00:54:48Splendid.
00:54:49They're expensive.
00:54:50But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
00:54:54Couldn't agree more.
00:54:56And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity,
00:55:00it's us Hawthorns.
00:55:03And as for you, you bastard,
00:55:07I demand an apology.
00:55:12Wait, Daddy.
00:55:13Let's have a little fun first.
00:55:16You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
00:55:20Insult Elvis again, and you'll regret it.
00:55:26Shut it.
00:55:27Biggest mistake of my life
00:55:29was having a worthless daughter like you.
00:55:35Now, get out of my sight.
00:55:38Let's just go else.
00:55:39They don't deserve your gift.
00:55:42Wait a second, sore losers.
00:55:44We had a bet.
00:55:45You're not walking out of here
00:55:46until you lick the wine off my shoes.
00:55:51And while you're at it,
00:55:53why don't you strip that dress down
00:55:54and clean my shoes as well?
00:56:00Fine.
00:56:01I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
00:56:12Wait, Nora.
00:56:14Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
00:56:17Elvis, you don't have to.
00:56:19It's fine.
00:56:23Price calculating.
00:56:27One million?
00:56:28Price calculating.
00:56:28How is it still going up?
00:56:33Impossible.
00:56:34That's impossible.
00:56:36It's impossible.
00:56:37It's impossible.
00:56:49It's impossible.
00:56:50The End
00:57:21oh my those arms are wider than my waist our janitors supposed to be built like that
00:57:30now hold still and maybe oh let me enjoy my perks
00:57:38price calculator one million price calculator how is it still going up
00:57:48impossible that's impossible
00:57:54welcome to the find your fiance ai matchmaking event our super algorithm will match the hawthorne
00:58:02sisters with their destined soulmates boss everything's ready to go are you sure you want
00:58:09to pose as a janitor at your own ai matchmaking event it doesn't matter even as a janitor
00:58:14my algorithm will still pick the right person for me the algorithm's never wrong soon the
00:58:19world will see our daughters match with the elite it's perfect branding for the hawthorne family
00:58:25excellent bianca's match will take us to the top that's for nora if her match isn't powerful enough
00:58:31she's off to that old man's bed the moment this event wraps if my match today is powerful enough
00:58:37maybe i can escape their arranged marriage welcome this is my last chance
00:58:46could it be me man if i could marry one of them either one would be worth it
00:58:54congratulations nora in vitica ai has matched you with gavin winters in vitica's chief operating
00:59:01officer okay this might work and bianca is matched with elvis blyce a janitor how dare the ai match
00:59:10nora with a billionaire i'm stuck with a piss poor janitor hey babe gavin's the name money's the game
00:59:1910 billion a year to be exact but you're glad you landed on stud like me sir gavin is in
00:59:25vitica's
00:59:25coo he could have seen your last year global exec summit aren't you afraid he'll recognize you
00:59:30in vitica is just one of many companies i have under mr s holdings their coo would never find out
00:59:36who i
00:59:36really are the algorithm got it all wrong you deserve to be with someone in your league not this discount
00:59:46cinderella who doesn't love an upgrade right this outcome is unexpected interesting don't worry poor
01:00:02little cinderella the algorithm can't predict everything ready for dad to marry you off to some
01:00:08old geezer is this really the end
01:00:14that janitor he has bianca's match uh fine i'll take him my fate is mine to decide
01:00:21i'm getting married today what's she gonna do
01:00:30just play along what
01:00:48what a surprise beautiful and such a fighter interesting no the hell are you doing get that
01:00:56trash trucker away from my daughter now what a joke a poor janitor actually married into the
01:01:02popcorn family do you think maybe you'd consider marrying me my ai didn't account for her
01:01:13which makes her the perfect test subject look at me princess i'm just a janitor
01:01:17your dress costs more than my life savings are you sure you want to trade a millionaire for a shoebox
01:01:23apartment that perfect algorithm is a scam it knows nothing about true love true love can be modeled
01:01:34just requires a more complex set of code okay mr janitor i'm not some line of code though is she
01:01:43doubting my data i'd love turning a doubter into a believer all right let's make a bet a one-year
01:01:52marriage contract yes i've fallen in love with you you win and you'll get half everything i own
01:02:02a what a mop and a bucket where does a janitor like you get so much confidence from
01:02:09tell you what if i fall for you you get half the money deal i like those odds
01:02:20i'll take this janitor's pride and his bet anything's better than my dad steals
01:02:32we're getting married
01:02:40let the games begin miss blythe
01:02:49boss that makeup took you five hours you really just gonna wash it off i need to start looking my
01:02:56best once i plant the seed of attraction in her heart it'll grow into love
01:03:01i'm winning this bet
01:03:05pairing the janitor you have made us the laughing stock valley nora you took with that loser the
01:03:11marriage is off looks too bad we already signed the papers i guess i'm officially a trash trucker's wife
01:03:20fine but when it all falls apart don't come crawling back to us begging for forgiveness you throw out our
01:03:39luggage
01:03:40now that you're a janitor's wife you should get used to sleeping on the streets sure you can handle being
01:03:52homeless sis stay away from her bianca
01:03:55poverty
01:03:57stinks and it's contagious
01:03:59oh my god has anyone seen my sister's broke janitor husband
01:04:05i know he's off scrubbing toilets somewhere
01:04:12where's your beloved janitor isn't backing out now is he
01:04:16where are you elvis watch out
01:04:42is this the man i just married wait those eyes
01:04:50those muscles
01:04:53is this the man i just married whoa he's he's handsome
01:05:02hey
01:05:05are you okay why did you jump in the way i have to protect my new bride don't i
01:05:09is this what it's like to be cared for
01:05:12no don't fall for it nora he's just your contract husband
01:05:16winning this bet is going to be a piece of cake
01:05:20fuck the janitor is way too hot for a homely bitch like nora
01:05:27what the fuck you literally just used me as a human shield
01:05:31get real babe this brain is worth billions to invidica not some cheap janitor whose life costs five bucks
01:05:38you're right grains beat looks this
01:05:41shit scrubber might have a nice body but his bank account is malnourished
01:05:50horses
01:05:52gavin's money really does grow on trees
01:05:55my husband is the future of silicon valley
01:05:58he might even surpass mr s as the richest man alive
01:06:01surpass me gavin's lucky he's even breathing the same air as me
01:06:06mr s that's an ambitious goal
01:06:09oh look the janitor has opinions now either way you're nothing but a sewer rat next to a guy like
01:06:14me
01:06:14it's a shame you'll never get behind the wheel of this thing
01:06:17i'll see how different we really are a porsche doesn't make you a man
01:06:21it just makes you a coward in a faster car oh how poetic spoken like a true loser's wife
01:06:29still acting tough don't tell me you two are actually planning to walk home
01:06:36bring out my car
01:06:57what the hell is that thing a garbage truck for a professional garbage sweeper
01:07:04how perfect
01:07:11come on
01:07:20i'm sorry about this hey don't apologize this is super cool i've never been in a car like this before
01:07:48i'm sorry
01:07:53Lucas, I asked for a small house, not a coffin.
01:07:56It's a nice place for a janitor.
01:07:59Make yourself at home.
01:08:00There's only one bedroom, so you'll sleep there, and I'll take the couch.
01:08:05I feel bad making you sleep here every night.
01:08:09I couldn't do that.
01:08:10So you'd rather we share the bed?
01:08:12No, I didn't mean that.
01:08:14It's just, I...
01:08:17Whatever makes you feel good, I don't know.
01:08:19I'm just gonna get some clothes out.
01:08:24Peach-flavored lube?
01:08:32You sure did come prepared for our first night together, didn't you?
01:08:37Just give it back.
01:08:39No, give it back.
01:08:41Hey, come on!
01:08:42Give me!
01:08:45Well, it's Jess.
01:08:48It feels amazing.
01:08:50You really can't wait, can you?
01:08:53We're married now.
01:08:54We'll use it sooner or later, you know?
01:08:59Sooner or later.
01:09:12I'd say the sooner the better.
01:09:16I need some water.
01:09:17Yeah.
01:09:22How cute.
01:09:23They still win this round, though.
01:09:25It's only a matter of time before you fall for me.
01:09:35He goes shirtless just to fix a pipe?
01:09:39Well, I'm not complaining.
01:09:42Look at this muscle.
01:09:44He's too fine.
01:09:49Help it!
01:10:01I'm so sorry.
01:10:02I didn't know you were there.
01:10:03Oh my god.
01:10:05She's perfect.
01:10:08She's hot.
01:10:09If you think ogling after me, after torpedoing you with water,
01:10:12is gonna make me fall in love with you,
01:10:14you're sorely mistaken.
01:10:15Okay.
01:10:18Look, this is all.
01:10:19I'm just gonna...
01:10:22Oh my.
01:10:23Oh my.
01:10:24Those arms are wider than my waist.
01:10:28Are janitors supposed to be built like that?
01:10:31Now hold still.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:33Maybe.
01:10:35Ooh, let me enjoy my perks.
01:10:37Sorry for getting you.
01:10:39I'm usually a lot better at fixing things.
01:10:41No, no, no, never.
01:10:43Fix your naps.
01:10:44Fix your naps there.
01:10:44Perfect.
01:10:46The pipe.
01:10:48I-I-I-I meant the pipe.
01:10:50Is the pipe fixed?
01:10:52Um, I'm just gonna go back to my room.
01:10:54It's freezing here and I'm soaking wet, so...
01:10:58Freezing?
01:11:00Well, let me warm you up.
01:11:05What is he trying to do to me?
01:11:09All right, if you want to build heat in your core,
01:11:11you have to engage it.
01:11:13Sure.
01:11:14Yoga can keep me warm.
01:11:16Can you...
01:11:17Can you not stand so close?
01:11:19How else am I supposed to correct your form?
01:11:21My form?
01:11:22What, are you a yogi now?
01:11:24I thought you were a janitor.
01:11:25I guess I'm full surprised at it.
01:11:28I'm gonna spread your stance a bit.
01:11:32Ready?
01:11:37This is punishment.
01:11:39I touched his abs for three seconds, and now his hands are grabbing my butt.
01:11:44Good.
01:11:44Now, uh, downward dog.
01:11:45Oh!
01:11:47Deeper.
01:11:49I can't.
01:11:51Hold it.
01:11:52Don't come up.
01:11:53Please.
01:11:55It hurts.
01:11:57Dammit, Nora.
01:11:58Don't make that noise.
01:12:00Wow, you're a lot tighter than I thought.
01:12:02What?
01:12:10Heart rate 140.
01:12:12Respiratory rate 28%.
01:12:16Skin conductivity 40%.
01:12:21All right, your body feels a whole lot like I'm winning this bet.
01:12:24No.
01:12:24No, it's the workout.
01:12:27I'm gonna win the bet.
01:12:29Just you.
01:12:30Wait.
01:12:33Why are your hands shaking?
01:12:35You mean to tell me that your heart isn't beating like a snare drum because of me?
01:12:40Fine.
01:12:41It is because of you.
01:12:45What?
01:12:51What about your little friend?
01:12:54Why is your little friend so hard?
01:12:59She's a menace.
01:13:01I was trying to break her, but I'm the one losing control.
01:13:08Let him answer that for himself.
01:13:13Let him answer that for himself.
01:13:15Whoa.
01:13:16Oi there, buddy.
01:13:18Who's the one losing control now?
01:13:26You want me more than I want you.
01:13:28Did the perfect algorithm predict that?
01:13:30I'm gonna go shower.
01:13:34Alone.
01:13:35No peekings.
01:13:40I'm a loser, huh?
01:13:42We'll see about that.
01:13:48Hey, so my dad's birthday party is next week and they're hosting a dinner.
01:13:54You want your husband to attend?
01:13:56That's sweet.
01:13:57Actually, it's just, it's gonna be this whole gross wealth measuring contest.
01:14:02And Bianca and the others are gonna target you.
01:14:04I just know it.
01:14:05They're gonna make fun of your clothes, your gifts, your everything.
01:14:10So I would embarrass you.
01:14:11But no, no, it's just, I don't want to make you go through that.
01:14:19Those people, they only see dollar signs.
01:14:23She's trying to protect me.
01:14:25It's funny, I don't remember seeing send Nora into the lion's den in our marriage contract.
01:14:30Why are you being so nice to me?
01:14:32You don't even know me.
01:14:34Because you're better than all of them.
01:14:37You deserve to be treated like a queen.
01:14:40No one has ever stood in my corner like this.
01:14:43Whatever you're saying.
01:14:47Don't waste whatever little money you have on expensive gifts.
01:14:51They won't appreciate it anyways.
01:15:00Prepare the best gift you could find.
01:15:02One the Hawthorne family can't refuse.
01:15:04And something Gavin Winters couldn't get his hands on in a million years.
01:15:11This was a mistake.
01:15:12We shouldn't have come.
01:15:13It's okay, babe.
01:15:14We got this.
01:15:27You ready?
01:15:31You actually brought your janitor husband to dad's birthday party?
01:15:36I knew you were shameless, Nora.
01:15:38But God, this is a new low for you.
01:15:40I'm shameless.
01:15:42At least my husband's face wasn't plastered across the stadium screen for the whole world to see.
01:15:47After just one week of marriage.
01:15:48I don't know what you're talking about.
01:15:51Are you fucking kidding on me?
01:15:52On screen?
01:15:55Bianca!
01:15:59Surprise.
01:16:00Hey.
01:16:07You brought the janitor?
01:16:09Well, Daddy, since he's already here, I thought he could make himself useful and give the toilets a good scrubbing.
01:16:16Maybe shine Gavin's shoes while he's at it?
01:16:19Hey, lock it off.
01:16:24Don't listen to them.
01:16:27It's okay.
01:16:29Mr. Hawthorne, I heard how much of a wine connoisseur you are.
01:16:33So, I decided to bring a few pieces from my wine collection just for you.
01:16:43Good man.
01:16:44Excellent.
01:16:45Bianca sure did pick the right man to marry.
01:16:48All right.
01:16:49Enough standing around.
01:16:51Let's all go inside.
01:16:52Come on, sweetheart.
01:16:55Let's just go.
01:16:56I am not putting up with this.
01:16:58Hey, come on.
01:16:59I didn't bring this gift for nothing.
01:17:01Let's just see how it goes.
01:17:03I don't know this.
01:17:04Elvis.
01:17:15Are you crazy?
01:17:16Boring cold water on someone in the dead of winter.
01:17:19Just for disinfection purposes, with all the germs janitors pick up, you have no idea how many diseases he's carrying.
01:17:26Open a window, would you?
01:17:28Just gave this guy a bath and he still smells like shit.
01:17:34Elvis may be a janitor, but he's the cleanest one here.
01:17:39Gevinson passed around like a blunt.
01:17:41Who knows how many SUDs he has?
01:17:43If anyone needs disinfecting, it's him.
01:17:47Elvis is my husband, and you will respect him.
01:17:51You little...
01:17:53Mom, do something!
01:17:55How dare you?
01:17:57Gavin's the COO of Invitica.
01:18:00He keeps that whole company running and makes millions doing it.
01:18:03That's the kind of person that deserves respect.
01:18:09You are unbelievable, Nora.
01:18:13It's your father's birthday and you show up here empty-handed?
01:18:16With some guy that looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster?
01:18:20You should have stayed home.
01:18:22Yep.
01:18:23How's your dumpster diver going to scrounge up the cash for a gift for Dad?
01:18:27My Gavin brought bottles of wine worth hundreds of thousands.
01:18:32And those are just the cheap ones.
01:18:37In 1945, Romani Conti.
01:18:39In 1961, Chateau Chauvin Blanc.
01:18:42And in 1990, Henri Jaya.
01:18:45Riche-Borre Grand Cru.
01:18:48Impressive.
01:18:49These must be your most prized collections.
01:18:51Well, well, well.
01:18:52Looks like our resident janitor knows about more than just scrubbing toilets.
01:18:57You're right, though.
01:18:58Those are top-of-the-line bottles.
01:19:05Especially this one, Mr. Hawthorne.
01:19:08They don't call Henry Jaya or the billionaire's wine for nothing.
01:19:13Why don't we go and open this bad boy up, shall we?
01:19:16Splendid.
01:19:22You're what every son-in-law should be, Gavin.
01:19:26Man, you went all out.
01:19:29But the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
01:19:35But the bottle I brought, puts yours to shame.
01:19:39You've got a lot of nerve, thinking you can outdo Gavin.
01:19:43Let's see what kind of garbage you pull out of the trash heap.
01:19:52What's this?
01:19:54Homemade moonshine?
01:19:56There's no label.
01:19:57Who knows if it's even safe?
01:19:59Hell, it could be full of deadly toxins.
01:20:01Legit looks like you snatched it off some hobo.
01:20:04What are you trying to do?
01:20:05Poison our dad?
01:20:06No.
01:20:07No, please.
01:20:07Shut up!
01:20:09This is the most appalling gift I've ever received in my life.
01:20:13Now, take your street rat boyfriend and leave!
01:20:19Did it not occur to you that my bottle is unlabeled?
01:20:22Because it's highly exclusive.
01:20:36Luckily, I have this AI-powered scanner.
01:20:40It's one of Invitica's newest inventions.
01:20:42Scan any product and it tells you its exact value.
01:20:46Doesn't even need a barcode.
01:20:47This will prove that this janitor is bluffing.
01:20:50Nora, how about this?
01:20:53If your wine's cheaper than ours,
01:20:55you and your janitor boy toy have to scrub all six bathrooms in the house.
01:21:02Why are you so obsessed with price?
01:21:05It's the thought that counts.
01:21:11Seriously, who gives a fuck about thought?
01:21:14What?
01:21:15Afraid you're going to lose?
01:21:17We'll take your bet.
01:21:19But if our wine is the more expensive one,
01:21:22what do we get in return?
01:21:24If your bottle is more expensive than mine,
01:21:27then I, Gavin Winters, will apologize to you from the bottom of my heart.
01:21:34Ugh, boring.
01:21:36New rules.
01:21:36If we lose, I'll admit to everyone in the room that Nora's trash husband is better than mine.
01:21:42And I'll show him the utmost respect every time I see him.
01:21:46But if you lose,
01:21:48you have to get down and lick the wine off my shoes.
01:22:03Market price, $200,000.
01:22:05Mm-hmm.
01:22:06Mm-hmm.
01:22:12Mm-hmm.
01:22:12Mm-hmm.
01:22:18Market price, $500,000.
01:22:21Mm-hmm.
01:22:23Half a million?
01:22:24Oh my goodness.
01:22:26Oh yes.
01:22:35Market price, $200,000?
01:22:42$500,000?
01:22:43A million?
01:22:44What are those bottles made of?
01:22:45Gold?
01:22:46Richard, you just don't get it.
01:22:48With fine wine, it's the age and the terroir that separate the gems from the phonies.
01:22:56Incredible.
01:22:57You could buy a whole house with this kind of money.
01:23:00Bianca's new husband is quite impressive.
01:23:04Just a token of my appreciation, Mr. Hawthorne.
01:23:08These bottles are reserved for Nvitica's most distinguished VIP clients.
01:23:14Split.
01:23:14They're expensive.
01:23:16But what really matters is status and exclusivity.
01:23:20Couldn't agree more.
01:23:22And if anyone embodies status and exclusivity, it's us Hawthorne's.
01:23:29And as for you, you bastard, I demand an apology.
01:23:38Wait, Daddy.
01:23:39Let's have a little fun first.
01:23:41You really did snatch this off some bum, didn't you?
01:23:46Insult Elvis again, and you'll regret it.
01:23:52Shut it.
01:23:53Biggest mistake of my life was having a worthless daughter like you.
01:24:00Now, get out of my sight.
01:24:04Let's just go else.
01:24:05They don't deserve your gift.
01:24:07Wait a second, sore losers.
01:24:10We had a bet.
01:24:11You're not walking out of here until you lick the wine off my shoes.
01:24:17And while you're at it, why don't you strip that dress down and clean my shoes as well?
01:24:26Fine.
01:24:27I'll do it, but you have to stop insulting Elvis.
01:24:38Wait, Nora.
01:24:40Nora, we don't even know who the winner is yet.
01:24:43Elvis, you don't have to.
01:24:45It's fine.
01:24:49Price calculating.
01:24:52One million?
01:24:54Price calculating.
01:24:55How is it still going up?
01:24:59Impossible.
01:25:00That's impossible.
01:25:16ont game.
01:25:16Audrey's not going to be a good look at your spot.
01:25:17I.
01:25:17Have a good look at all of these things.
01:25:17This may last week or I.
01:25:17Gloria trusting.
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