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My Dad is Poseidon (ENGL SUBT)
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:35Slow-ass sea slug!
01:02Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire!
01:41Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:30Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire!
03:06The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry.
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:49I need more.
04:50I need more.
04:53I need more.
04:56I need more.
04:56Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora, you're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:38Come home.
05:39Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck!
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water,
07:33or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:16You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:27Who the hell are you?!
08:28I'm not going to go for it to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing!
08:35It's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly?
08:44Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:40Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy.
10:45Mommy!
10:46Mommy!
10:48Mommy!
10:48searly
10:48Kenny.
10:49Destiny!
10:52Happy New Year!
10:57You're welcome to The Life!
10:58And look how forget it!
10:59Listen!
11:03Mommy!
11:03It's too late.
11:04Hey, boss!
11:04dictator!
11:05They may think that's your lord?
11:06Be the first."
11:09Hell!
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Leora.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:06You're my fiancé, my property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:23No, let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless, diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:56Boss? Soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe. Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More. Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Like and love.
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay you want more I've got a ton of it
14:45laying around this guy's luck is insane a random mortal just happens to have
14:52relics of the old gods is this coast a secret Olympian vault you're safe here
14:59Liria we've got a kid together now I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily
15:10Jack I'm grateful but I
15:12Daddy help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19Lily's in trouble
15:27I'm not tasty my mommy and daddy are super strong please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl devour you and I might even claim the sea king's throne
15:47ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:01whoo
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:56you bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei
17:24that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm
17:32dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran
17:43damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster off
17:49me no way
17:51even at full strength i couldn't take that thing
17:53i'm still recovering
17:55wait
17:56maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:20i'm a man who's dead
18:21i'm a man who's dead
18:21yeah
18:21I'm gonna get you!
18:23No!
18:26No!
18:28No!
18:31No!
18:32No!
18:34No!
18:39No!
18:44No!
18:44No!
18:45No!
18:46No!
18:47No!
18:48No!
18:50No!
18:59My liege!
19:02Have mercy!
19:02I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it!
19:04Please, spare my life!
19:06No problem.
19:07Thank you, my lord! Thank you for your mercy!
19:09Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show.
19:35My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight!
19:49Yes!
19:49Yes, my leash!
20:02My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:24Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no Sea King anymore!
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:04Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?!
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades' Ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades' staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The Sea King!
22:20He's real!
22:23Hades!
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out!
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:30One!
22:32Two!
22:36Thank the fates!
22:37The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown!
22:55You're done!
22:55Get out!
22:57In front of Poseidon!
22:59Your ants!
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights!
23:06My lord!
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun!
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter!
23:18Understood!
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now!
23:21You have three days!
23:22I'll be back!
23:27Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:31Every resource!
23:33Every contact!
23:34Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back!
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point!
23:55Dillon wants the woman dead!
23:57Kid comes with us alive!
23:58She's still hurt!
24:00Easy pickets!
24:00Easy pickets!
24:01Let's move!
24:14We'll make a nice stew!
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch!
24:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic!
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dillon's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy!
25:13You're bleeding!
25:15This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now!
25:19I'll go with you!
25:20On one condition!
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:24No!
25:25Mommy!
25:25I'm not leaving you!
25:28No!
25:29Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
25:37Kids mine.
25:39You die!
25:43You...
25:43Poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:53You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded. Poisoned. Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her! Come at me!
26:14Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:09Daddy?
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack.
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:46Yeah.
28:02Jack. Keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:20If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:30Alright!
28:30We hurt you.
28:45Fresh públics.
28:45Thanks.
28:50You'll be fine.
28:51I'll Craig turn into laughs.
28:51Who are you?
28:58How are you doing?
28:59Man, you speak little!다면
28:59your wife got them.
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:47lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:54okay
29:58you are the best
30:08some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you my
30:19daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:47daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:51he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:23that poison's eating you alive little nymph
31:26how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:46damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:54for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
32:02no signal you trying to hog the glory
32:05more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
32:07no choice
32:09i'm taking them down with me
32:10this the woman dylan wants
32:12where the kid
32:14some guy took the brat
32:17useless
32:17grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once
32:32then die together
32:33pick your graves
32:46why did you come back
32:48where's lily
32:53lily's safe
32:53don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover
33:00her taste is trash
33:02beg now
33:03and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:07refuse
33:08and you'll be screaming
33:09end it fast
33:13you
33:14in our eyes you're not even an enemy
33:16just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer
33:22jack means more to me than anything
33:24i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband
33:38step over my corpse first
33:41in a hurry to die
33:42fine
33:43i'll oblige
34:01you're half dead already
34:13you're half dead already
34:15How the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are Poseidon's warriors
34:49Ancient Ekethra the coastal legend monster. Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha our boss has real backing he summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
35:02No matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us
35:07We're finished don't worry darling things might turn around lyra veil has been captured
35:14Now we await the sea kings warriors to execute this peasant
35:19They're here for me Jack stay behind me
35:22With me here no one touches you stop saying that Jack look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here
35:36My Lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:43You worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where I stand
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the sea?
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