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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:34Slow-ass sea slug!
00:37Slow-ass sea slug!
00:40Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:14No!
01:38Sire, Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41Sire, I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry! I didn't mean to-
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a Forrest Nint doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured. I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:51Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Dammit. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt? You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea boat give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:18You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:21you hope you die alone and miserable what are you whining about nothing it's too low sprinkle
08:29this and baste it again molly gods make heroes with it you seasoned food
08:42huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:51mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea is that why he never comes to see me yeah
08:57baby
08:58but he retired recently we're gonna find him now
09:09i'm badly wounded i don't have much time find lily's real father leave her with him
09:17i just hope you two can live in peace
09:21far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:37there it is
09:45liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the dylan lifetime of easy living
09:55what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
10:03that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:07she's your daughter we need you now
10:12so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome this aura she's got my blood
10:24who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:52it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:10somebody help me
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:31it was
11:53your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
11:57you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:05but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:12no let go
12:16with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck
12:34those cuts are surgical leora someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy stay out of it
12:44boss soup's ready
12:53if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
12:57she's all we have left
13:00she's safe now drink
13:04soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:15ambrosia residue golden apple sap i studied this in grad's time
13:20greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:23where the hell did you get this
13:26more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy
13:47i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:16gulp you down and my power doubles
14:27i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:29you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:44you're safe here
14:46you're safe here liria
14:49we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch you or lily
14:56jack
14:57jack i'm grateful but i
15:12i'm not tasty my mommy and daddy are super
15:16strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:23divine power runs through this girl
15:26devour you and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:31ahhh
15:46hoooo
16:04You disgusting freak
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:09Mommy
16:12I've got you baby
16:14Touch my kid again
16:16And I'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:19Ha
16:19You ruined my meal
16:24Wait
16:25The baby mama herself
16:27Perfect
16:32Two courses for the price of one
16:41You bitch
16:48Jack take Lily and run
16:50Go
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro
16:58You pathetic little insects
17:06You
17:08Poseidon
17:09That kid's his
17:11No wonder the power's so pure
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline
17:16If I stay, I'm dead
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya
17:28Your powers are badass
17:30You straight up scared the monster off
17:32Me?
17:34No way
17:35Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing
17:37I'm still recovering
17:39Wait
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:45Whatever
17:45Let's get home
17:46That thing might circle back
17:51About that monster
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures
18:00He's just a regular guy after all
18:10Turn in
18:13Oi
18:30Wait
18:42My liege, have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it, please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord, thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show?
19:18My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me, if any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:29Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes, yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:50truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon?
20:04Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:11There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:24The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:29Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:44Who the hell are you?
20:53Poseidon?
20:54Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:56If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:23You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:56Headed staff? One shot?
21:59The Sea King, he's real.
22:03Hades, you hiding? Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:11One, two.
22:16Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:23Boss, this bum.
22:30You idiot. Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown. You're done. Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon. You're ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My Lord, is this handling satisfactory? I'm not here for fun. Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now. You have three days. I'll be back.
23:06Everyone, drop what you're doing. Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource, every contact. Now.
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back.
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets.
23:52We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:56Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:09A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:10Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:22Hand over the kid!
24:30Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
24:50Mommy! You're bleeding!
24:52This forest is locked down. Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you. On one condition. Let my daughter go!
25:01No! No! Mommy! I'm not leaving you!
25:14Kid's mine. You die.
25:17Oh!
25:20You poisoned me!
25:24My poison fog
25:25The more you fight
25:27The faster it rots you from the inside
25:29Give up
25:31You've gone too far
25:33Even if I die today
25:34I'm not letting you win
25:39You're wounded
25:41Poisoned
25:42Done
25:44The kid's coming with me
25:47Don't touch her
25:49Come at me
25:50Feisty one
25:52Dylan wants you dead
25:54But first I'm gonna have some fun
26:03Such a pretty face
26:05All mine now
26:10Let my mommy go
26:12You bastard
26:19Lily
26:20Lily
26:21Run
26:22Get out of here
26:27Serve me well
26:28And I might let her run
26:30A little longer
26:37Lily
26:59You touched my woman
27:01You touched my woman
27:01You're a dead man
27:07Jack
27:08Jack
27:09What the hell just happened
27:14You okay babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend
27:17Too bad
27:19I'll snap every bone in your body
27:20With one hand
27:34Now
27:34Now
27:45If I pull this vine
27:47The whole cliff goes with us
27:48Demon
27:50Run all you want
27:52Run all you want
27:52My pack tears you both apart
27:54Run all you want
28:28And I'll be a demon
28:29Who you want
28:32You look
28:43Like a man
28:43Who you wanted
28:48I'll be a girl
28:48I'll be a girl
28:48And I'll be a girl
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:02We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:26Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:29Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:49You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily.
30:15Lily, you can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:36Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:55Ha ha ha ha. That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:59How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily.
31:29Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal?
31:35You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming.
31:38Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:40No choice.
31:41I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:46Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless.
31:49Grab her first.
31:50Then we hunt the child.
31:56Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together.
32:05Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe.
32:25Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:34Beg now.
32:35And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:41End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:56I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband?
33:09Step over my corpse first.
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine.
33:14I'll oblige.
33:43You're half dead already.
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking.
33:49Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:53This can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekithra.
34:20The coastal legend monster?
34:22Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha!
34:27Our boss has real backing.
34:29He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us.
34:37We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling.
34:39Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:43Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me.
34:50They're here for me.
34:50Jack, stay behind me.
34:52With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack.
34:56Look around.
34:56We're surrounded.
34:57We could actually die here.
35:04My lords!
35:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:15You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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