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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:12I don't want you to stop.
00:01:35I don't want you to stop.
00:01:37I don't want you to stop.
00:01:55I don't want you to stop.
00:01:57I don't want you to stop.
00:01:58I don't want you to stop.
00:02:14I don't want you to stop.
00:02:16I don't want you to stop.
00:02:26I don't want you to stop.
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:56And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:00or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:02Good.
00:03:03Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi.
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:22Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:24It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:31Uh...
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:50No!
00:03:50What?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59No!
00:04:00I'm sorry.
00:04:01I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:04Just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:08Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average looking guy.
00:04:21He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in her.
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:35You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Piper.
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max.
00:04:49Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:50I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:58I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:05:01So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah.
00:05:11It's $500 a day.
00:05:13Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple.
00:05:24Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:27and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:31so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow.
00:06:04Clean up nice.
00:06:06This is my wedding day after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:12Don't look.
00:06:17Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Uh, I think we got it.
00:06:45Ooh.
00:06:45It's not bad.
00:06:46I need some photos of us together too.
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:21Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:43Well.
00:07:44I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:46Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:49I should come.
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:57It'll make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:04You can come.
00:08:12Let's go.
00:08:13Let's go.
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:15Let's go to that one.
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:23What the actual fuck?
00:08:29Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Sam, get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:56Oh, so I was thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:11No.
00:09:11No, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no.
00:09:14Sex?
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:16Strictly business.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman.
00:09:47And this isn't a real relationship.
00:09:49And I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers.
00:09:53All bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies.
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies.
00:09:59I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:02Hurry up and go.
00:10:02Go.
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there.
00:10:07Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes, yeah.
00:10:08Just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:11We have a holiday special today.
00:10:12Spend $500, get 10% off.
00:10:15And you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:18Oh, great.
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here.
00:10:26Relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:35Hurry up and pay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:41You can wait your turn.
00:10:47Damn.
00:10:47My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:56Not the pies.
00:10:57We can just set those on top.
00:11:00Boom.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of quarters.
00:11:13Thank you so much.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:30What?
00:11:30You do that often?
00:11:33As often as I can.
00:11:38We should go.
00:11:39We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Oh, sorry.
00:12:08I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:17And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:34Sort of.
00:12:35Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectable.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No.
00:12:50Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:55So.
00:12:55Perfect.
00:13:00Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:04Don't worry.
00:13:05Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:10Too much.
00:13:31Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:35Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:40It's my daughter's.
00:13:42Daughter's?
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02There they are!
00:14:03Hey!
00:14:04Nice to meet you!
00:14:05Aw.
00:14:06Dad.
00:14:07So glad you made it.
00:14:08Aw.
00:14:09Missed you.
00:14:10So.
00:14:11Where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:16Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:18Good, good, good.
00:14:20So.
00:14:21Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:24When's he arriving?
00:14:25Aw.
00:14:26It's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:30Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:32I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:37Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela.
00:14:48Debbie.
00:14:48My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:53All these years without a husband.
00:14:56Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:58You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:01And look what happened.
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock raising a kid all alone.
00:15:06I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager.
00:15:16Manager?
00:15:17Of what?
00:15:18Trash.
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually, he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:36Wow.
00:15:37He is really good looking.
00:15:40Ah, must be AI.
00:15:41Mm-hmm.
00:15:43Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:46Fake.
00:15:46That's enough.
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:50Show some respect.
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William?
00:15:56And you turned him down?
00:15:58Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:05That's half a million.
00:16:07Half a million.
00:16:09Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:12And speak of the devil.
00:16:17Willie, you've made it.
00:16:30There you are.
00:16:32Oh, look at you now.
00:16:34Living the dream.
00:16:36Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:38Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:40had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:46Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is.
00:16:49It's pretty serious.
00:16:51Wow.
00:16:52You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though.
00:16:56You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:02Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:04Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:08That's right.
00:17:09Just bought this brand new suit of my Christmas bonus.
00:17:13Women love a man in red.
00:17:16Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:18When I sit on my lap...
00:17:20Don't touch me.
00:17:22Oh, so entitled.
00:17:24Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:28And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:32I mean, look at that car.
00:17:34Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:37Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:41Ditch your no-body husband and marry me instead.
00:17:46I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:53My mom would never marry.
00:17:55She already has a husband and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:01Is that so?
00:18:03Well then, where is he?
00:18:05Because I don't see him.
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12Just like I thought.
00:18:14Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:16That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:19And let me show you what happens in naughty children.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:25Mommy.
00:18:26Hey.
00:18:27Are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands.
00:18:29Oh my God.
00:18:30I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:32Come on now.
00:18:33Let's go.
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:37How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:43Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go!
00:19:03Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:10Max, you came.
00:19:12Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William hit her?
00:19:20Mom and Dad have taken her inside.
00:19:22Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:24Well, well, well.
00:19:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:29That's right.
00:19:32Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:35Oh.
00:19:36Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:39I'm Max.
00:19:40Eva told us all about you.
00:19:42From New York.
00:19:43Polite.
00:19:44Handsome.
00:19:45Just like she said.
00:19:47Wow.
00:19:48He was an A.I.
00:19:50See?
00:19:50He's real.
00:19:52And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:55Son of a bitch.
00:19:56You just ruined my suit.
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:59That pristine automobile.
00:20:02That car?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05That's worth more than a house.
00:20:07That car?
00:20:08It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:14Are you?
00:20:19Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:22And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:27You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it!
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company!
00:20:32Jesus!
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know.
00:20:37Enough! Please!
00:20:40I trust my daughter.
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:47Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much do you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:55So?
00:20:57You need a breath man.
00:21:01Hey, that's it! I'm calling the cops!
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:04Wait.
00:21:05What?
00:21:06Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:09Oh, well.
00:21:11Too late.
00:21:18Listen, hon. I believe you.
00:21:20But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:24Mr. Smith, don't worry. It's my car.
00:21:27Okay? It's not stolen.
00:21:29Yeah? If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:35Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:36Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:39But then you have to get lost.
00:21:40And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:43Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:48Loser!
00:21:49Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:54Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:57It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:00Here.
00:22:01Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:11Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just play along.
00:22:23Very Christmas, Willie.
00:22:24Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:26Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:29Yes, sir!
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:32Please accept my serious apologies.
00:22:45That William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me.
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:50Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:54Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:57We were just looking out for you.
00:23:00Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:04Soon.
00:23:05Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group even in the mailroom would open doors.
00:23:13We are family, aren't we?
00:23:15Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:23Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:30I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:33My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:38Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:40Welcome to the family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:45Come on in.
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between A.I. and reality.
00:23:56My fault?
00:23:56You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William!
00:24:00Oh!
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you...
00:24:14I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:27He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:30He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34And you best not forget it, capiche?
00:24:36Oh, my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:40Dad! Mom!
00:24:41Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:45We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:52I think they get it, huh?
00:24:55Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58Why don't you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:02And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:07Great.
00:25:07See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:15Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:44Ugh.
00:25:45I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:51Make our promise to prove it?
00:25:52Something like this.
00:25:54Mmm.
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:02Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:07Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Aw.
00:26:14Welcome.
00:26:15Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:17Looks great.
00:26:18Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Mmm.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:30Mom's testing him.
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:45I...
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Come on.
00:26:47What's she doing?
00:26:48It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:51I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:01Um...
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:12It's...
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Uh-huh.
00:27:35Now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:07It's lousers.
00:28:08It's nice.
00:28:10You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll bring to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come here.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39Hi.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:48Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:51Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:11Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:15Okay, you guys.
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You hurt.
00:29:43Whoa!
00:29:44Whoa!
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:51You have 15 minutes.
00:29:52Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right.
00:29:55Suit yourself.
00:29:56More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:19We agreed.
00:30:20Nothing physical.
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:23Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:40And your dreams.
00:30:43Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:11Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:34This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:38I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can lose it?
00:31:45No.
00:31:47I don't think I want you.
00:31:53Max, I shouldn't have.
00:31:57Maybe we should.
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Oh, you're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23Max.
00:32:24What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any-
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:29This is all an act.
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:32You're right.
00:32:34You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:37I just don't need to be sorry.
00:32:39Just...
00:32:46That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he...
00:32:58Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just, um...
00:33:14I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:17Alone.
00:33:20You're right.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:35You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:47So, if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I wanna help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um...
00:33:57Max?
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:20And I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:23You know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just...
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:35I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:58Are you sure?
00:34:59You're just not trying to...
00:35:01Break the contract.
00:35:04Give me that.
00:35:05Give me the...
00:35:06Give me the...
00:35:06Give me the...
00:35:07Woo!
00:35:18Elon.
00:35:19The truth is...
00:35:21Is that I...
00:35:24Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:27Just a second.
00:35:28Come in!
00:35:30Hey, hon.
00:35:31Oh!
00:35:32Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:39We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:42I can see that.
00:35:44Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:45I mean, if you don't...
00:35:46If you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, attaboy.
00:35:49You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on.
00:35:51I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:52Piper!
00:35:53Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh.
00:35:59To his team gave a whistle.
00:36:01And away they all flew.
00:36:03Like the down of a thistle.
00:36:04But I heard him exclaim...
00:36:06As he drove out of sight.
00:36:08Merry Christmas to all.
00:36:10And to all...
00:36:12A good night.
00:36:16If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:27Yeah, but he doesn't know it.
00:36:29Cause you are her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:32That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:47He deserves to know.
00:36:54Max...
00:36:58You're...
00:36:59Viper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:10Hmm.
00:37:30I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:53God, he said you could kiss her.
00:38:03Just going to kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch.
00:38:11Yeah, this.
00:38:13I remember this.
00:38:24Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Ms. Smith.
00:38:31It was great.
00:38:33Wonderful.
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:38Oh, no.
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and saltines.
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:44It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:38:47Don't be shy.
00:38:48Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:50Max, you don't have to.
00:38:52No, no.
00:38:52It's okay.
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:56Oh, there we go.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:06Yeah.
00:39:15Good?
00:39:16Mm.
00:39:17Good?
00:39:18Scrunches.
00:39:20Well you two better get dressed
00:39:22You gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:39:25Could I um
00:39:26Could I have some water please
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:30And her brood this year
00:39:32What's the deal with them
00:39:33Every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat
00:39:38And I'm
00:39:40Hey don't worry
00:39:41I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:48Just in case
00:39:50Well
00:39:51Looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:04Wait that earring
00:40:06Wait
00:40:08That earring
00:40:08You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details
00:40:17But luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:22Right
00:40:22And it's just a common earring
00:40:24Anyone can have it
00:40:25Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:27She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:32So Ava and Piper
00:40:35Still aren't here
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom
00:40:45Slim pickings
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management
00:40:49That explains it
00:40:50She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:40:53Oh please Miranda
00:40:55Look Ava is your niece
00:40:57Oh come on grandpa
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:02Her track record speaks for itself
00:41:04Exactly
00:41:05Not like my Sierra
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:12Oh
00:41:12They're here
00:41:14Merry Christmas everybody
00:41:20Merry Christmas everybody
00:41:22Merry Christmas
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:26I am
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband
00:41:28Max
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you
00:41:30Welcome
00:41:30You're Ava's husband
00:41:33But
00:41:34You're gorgeous
00:41:37But
00:41:37What as handsome as you
00:41:39Look at you two
00:41:40You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:42Merry Christmas Grandpa
00:41:44Merry Christmas
00:41:45This is from Max and I
00:41:47Oh my goodness
00:41:48Thank you Ava
00:41:49Let me grab that for you daddy
00:41:52Oops
00:41:53Oh my bad
00:41:54Oh
00:41:54A homemade gift
00:41:56How thrifty
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:00Mommy's right
00:42:02You mean a little hack
00:42:03You little
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:08Or you will lose yours
00:42:10Oh
00:42:11I think you broke my wrist
00:42:13Look what you just did to my mother
00:42:15My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:19He could ruin your life
00:42:32Mommy are you okay
00:42:34I'm fine
00:42:35I'm just wet honey
00:42:36Yeah
00:42:36It's okay
00:42:37It's okay
00:42:40What are you
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:45Did you just slap me
00:42:47Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:49You're a fucking psycho
00:42:51You know what Sierra
00:42:52I can take your little insults
00:42:53But leave my family out of this
00:42:57Her family
00:42:59She needs me
00:43:04You okay honey
00:43:05Do I look okay to you dumbass
00:43:08Do something
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:14Oh wow
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:23Let's call him
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:26Please who do you think you are
00:43:30Enough
00:43:32There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:35Fine dad
00:43:36Let it go Nathan
00:43:38They're just jealous
00:43:42For grandpa's sake
00:43:43I'll let you off easy
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:43:52Do you want me to get the other cheek
00:43:53Alright that's enough
00:43:54Everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:19Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:33King crab fresh from Alaska
00:44:36And grass fed wagyu
00:44:38Three times the price
00:44:40Fifty times the flavor
00:44:42And you don't get a single bite
00:44:44It's just petty
00:44:46Maybe so
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:44:51Fine
00:44:52Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:44:55Come on let's go
00:44:56No no
00:44:56Don't you dare
00:44:58Leave our family dinner
00:45:00Grandpa I'm sorry
00:45:01But they're treating us like
00:45:03I know dear
00:45:04I just want to have our family together
00:45:06Fine
00:45:07We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together
00:45:19Fine
00:45:20We'll stay
00:45:22Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:24It's okay sweetie
00:45:25We'll get something right after
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:31That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:36No strays
00:45:38Al
00:45:38Please
00:45:39Are you okay?
00:45:40Yes
00:45:40Please
00:45:41You hit my child
00:45:43You're fucking crazy
00:45:44Well if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:46Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:51Don't worry baby
00:45:52I'll handle it
00:45:56Don't worry baby
00:45:57I'll handle it
00:46:01Piper
00:46:02Sweetie
00:46:03Are you ready to try the best food
00:46:05You've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay sweetheart
00:46:10Give me two minutes
00:46:11And one phone call
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:15Actually I do
00:46:17He's such a liar
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious
00:46:20Oh
00:46:21It will be
00:46:24Sam
00:46:26Yeah
00:46:26Send the troops
00:46:27And bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:29I'm already on my way
00:46:35Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:37I'm already on my way
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:44From Antarctica
00:46:46Now I get why you married him Eva
00:46:48His silly delusions are just adorable
00:46:51Max
00:46:52What are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it sweetheart
00:46:55Santa's already on his way
00:46:56Actually
00:46:57Five
00:46:59Four
00:47:00Three
00:47:01Two
00:47:02One
00:47:05A helicopter?
00:47:14There's no way
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:24Thanks boss
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:30Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:32Eva I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:39You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mmhmm
00:47:46Come on
00:47:48You can stop kidding around
00:47:50If you were the CEO
00:47:51Why would you be here
00:47:52Pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No I actually am the CEO
00:47:56Come on
00:47:56You can stop the charade
00:47:57Okay
00:47:58This is just another favor
00:47:59From that big wig friend
00:48:00Isn't it?
00:48:01Eva
00:48:01I'm not pretending
00:48:04Mr. Harrison
00:48:05The Antarctic king crab
00:48:07As you requested
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab
00:48:23And has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you
00:48:28I'm Eva's husband
00:48:29That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:32Wait
00:48:33No
00:48:34Hold on
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:40You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:42Hmm
00:48:43Some of the small ones
00:48:45I mean you know that
00:48:47You work for me
00:48:48Oh god
00:48:49I insulted my own boss
00:48:51I'm finished
00:48:57Oh god
00:48:58I insulted my own boss
00:49:00I'm finished
00:49:01Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:06Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:08For tonight
00:49:09Your feast ends
00:49:10And with that
00:49:12Your career
00:49:13You're fired
00:49:14Fired?
00:49:16Sam
00:49:20Fired?
00:49:21Oh god
00:49:22I can't be fired
00:49:24What?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison please
00:49:27You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:29Please
00:49:30Mr. Harrison
00:49:31I'll do anything
00:49:32Guys
00:49:33Take out the trash
00:49:40And you
00:49:41Oh me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison
00:49:44Come on
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke
00:49:46A family tradition
00:49:48Yeah well
00:49:49There's a new family tradition
00:49:50Sam
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly
00:50:02Merry Christmas
00:50:07Father
00:50:08Do something
00:50:09Well you kind of deserve that
00:50:11I'm leaving
00:50:12Mmm
00:50:14Pumpkin
00:50:14My favorite
00:50:15Come on sweetie
00:50:22Daddy had the scrapped line
00:50:23Just for you
00:50:24Eat as much as you want
00:50:26Thanks daddy
00:50:30I am so sorry
00:50:31I ruined your Christmas
00:50:32I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:34Honestly
00:50:36This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:38Well if you want we can have many more
00:50:40Just like this
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell
00:50:47And that terrifies me
00:50:53Merry Christmas Miss Harrison
00:50:55I brought you a gift
00:50:56Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:03Oh
00:51:04This is wonderful
00:51:06Sam I have a granddaughter
00:51:10Tell me everything
00:51:11Miss Eva Smith
00:51:12Single mother
00:51:13Small town gal
00:51:14Didn't finish high school
00:51:16Currently works in retail
00:51:17Oh Maximus I thought I raised you better
00:51:20A high school dropout
00:51:22In the Harrison family
00:51:25Not a chance
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:33Maximus seems to like her
00:51:35Silence
00:51:35Get me the address where she works
00:51:37It's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:51:39That's nice
00:51:40We own that one
00:51:42Good work
00:51:43But take off that stupid hat
00:51:55Thanks
00:51:56So your dad insisted
00:51:58That I try this wine
00:51:59That he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy
00:52:03With his new son-in-law
00:52:04And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:11Yeah
00:52:12Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva
00:52:29That birthmark
00:52:30Family to me is a big commitment
00:52:33And I don't want any loose ends
00:52:35You know?
00:52:37Maximus
00:52:37There's so much we don't know
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other
00:52:43No feelings
00:52:43No complications
00:52:44That's what we agreed upon
00:52:45Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:52:48Max
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right
00:52:52It's cold
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:52:58Max
00:53:00I need to tell you something
00:53:04Something important
00:53:05What's gotten into her
00:53:07Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:12I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:17Piper is
00:53:20Piper is
00:53:21Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:24Sweetie
00:53:25Oh my gosh
00:53:26It's all swollen
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:29Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper
00:53:39Okay, let me see
00:53:43I promise
00:53:44I won't let anyone
00:53:46Hurt you or Mommy again
00:53:47But that's not true
00:53:48You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:54Daddy!
00:53:54No!
00:53:56What?
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:10Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy
00:54:17You think it was Skye?
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:27I have one, too
00:54:29Dad
00:54:31I got that when I was about your age
00:54:32Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:35Really?
00:54:36No way
00:54:37No
00:54:38It was actually a cactus
00:54:40But it's still cool
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:54:49Piper
00:54:49How long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born
00:54:58And how old are you?
00:55:00Six
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:04Okay, I found the first date kit
00:55:07Evar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11What do I even say?
00:55:12And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey
00:55:15This man's your dad
00:55:16And he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:19Um
00:55:21Yeah
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Eva
00:55:30Okay, look
00:55:34Piper is
00:55:40Go on
00:55:41Okay
00:55:47That must be an emergency
00:55:49Excuse me
00:55:50Sorry
00:55:51I'm gonna take this
00:55:58Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:01Yeah
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max
00:56:14That woman is manipulating you
00:56:16She's a high school dropout
00:56:18Doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:20And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:23I'm Eva's husband
00:56:24Max
00:56:25That man has no idea
00:56:27What a treasure
00:56:29He's missing out on
00:56:33I'm sorry, Max
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:37Your mother would take her away
00:56:38After Christmas
00:56:39It's over
00:56:43Eva?
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:47No, mom, mom
00:56:48Listen
00:56:49I'm sorry
00:56:49Okay?
00:56:50Eva's my wife
00:56:51And I've made up my mind
00:56:52I'm not leaving her
00:56:55Eva?
00:57:01Thank you
00:57:02You don't need that
00:57:05Oh, thank you
00:57:06This is for you, Grandma
00:57:13Oh, wow
00:57:15That's so cool
00:57:16What did you make?
00:57:17Derek, this is from
00:57:19Eva and I
00:57:20Oh, thank you so much
00:57:23Thanks, guys
00:57:23How glad you're here
00:57:27Got it
00:57:27Oh
00:57:28Wow
00:57:29Damn, these are nice
00:57:30Grandpa
00:57:32Language
00:57:32Little ears
00:57:38Piper
00:57:39Do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set
00:57:42I'll go with you
00:57:43Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready, ready?
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:57:48What do we got, guys?
00:57:49Billy
00:57:49Walking home from our house
00:57:51Christmas Eve
00:57:55You never told me
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:27Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:29They're very common
00:58:29I feel so awful
00:58:31But I can't lose my child
00:58:33No matter how I feel about him
00:58:37Maybe
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:43Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:47No
00:58:48I'm fine
00:58:50Um
00:58:51Oh, I almost forgot
00:58:55I got you this
00:58:56You got me a gift, too?
00:58:59Tis the season
00:59:00Open it
00:59:13Gloves
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah
00:59:18I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:20But
00:59:20That's Christmas
00:59:22You've already done so much for me
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah
00:59:33Warm
00:59:35Soft
00:59:38Perfect
00:59:42Thank you, Eva
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom
00:59:51She partied all the time
00:59:52And
00:59:53I got gifts
00:59:54Plenty of them
00:59:55But
00:59:57I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:00Nothing
01:00:01Personal
01:00:02Well, you deserve it
01:00:05You're a good guy
01:00:06And
01:00:07Someday you'll
01:00:09Find
01:00:10Someone special
01:00:11To
01:00:11Spend all your Christmases with
01:00:13What if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:23Right here
01:00:48Max
01:00:49We can't
01:00:50If you want me to stop
01:00:52You better tell me right now
01:00:58Come on
01:00:59I don't want you to stop
01:01:03Come on
01:01:07No matter how many years pass
01:01:09I still can't resist him
01:01:14I don't want you to stop
01:01:17No matter how many years pass
01:01:23Why didn't you stop
01:01:24I don't want you
01:01:28I don't want you
01:01:29I don't want you
01:01:32No matter how many years pass
01:01:34I don't want you to stop
01:01:34No matter how many years pass
01:01:35Oh God you were in traffic
01:01:36Can't you just say
01:01:41Piper!
01:01:50Piper!
01:01:51Piper?
01:01:52She can't see him.
01:02:11Eva?
01:02:15Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:37Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:46You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:03:31What are you calling me to serve?
01:03:33What are you calling me to serve?
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:40I'm Max's mother.
01:03:41Name your price.
01:03:43What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:47We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:50Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:54My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter.
01:04:00And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:03So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:05But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10There's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over.
01:04:31It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait!
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:47Well, Max, it's not real.
01:04:50None of it was real.
01:04:51So, this is just a goodbye.
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:58Look.
01:05:00Last night,
01:05:03I let my card down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:15a good father.
01:05:17Just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:03we're back.
01:06:07Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:09We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:31You promised.
01:06:32Eve, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:42I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:06:52I know you and mommy thought,
01:06:55but she still really likes you.
01:06:57So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:01If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:04I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:10That's right.
01:07:11No need.
01:07:13I can't.
01:07:18I can't.
01:07:19You, baby.
01:07:20I can't.
01:07:20...I meet you today.
01:07:20I get you to the side of the Andres.
01:07:22Please.
01:07:22Step ten times.
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:30Boss?
01:07:31Boss?
01:07:35Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:39I need to go win back my family family boss you okay never better go get her Max
01:07:51give it your best smile ah there he is Maximus darling I have some prospects for you nice high
01:08:01society girls from the city oh I told you I already found the woman I love
01:08:17Maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming you son tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll
01:08:25find you another you are heir to the Harrison dynasty no I'm not oh I work in waste management
01:08:35and I'm a secret crime boss I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father what
01:08:56oh that's her the woman who got my son head over heels hi welcome in can I help you find
01:09:04something
01:09:05I want to try those awesome I'll get them for you right away are you sure you wouldn't want something
01:09:15more sensible no no no I know what I want size seven oh baby can't even walk but she wants
01:09:27three
01:09:27thousand dollar heels come on she wants the white shoes ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:09:38um here let me help you one she seems kind I shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:09:56how do they feel well I love the style but it's too small I think I need a size up
01:10:03maybe my feet are still growing right away I'll be right back she's not only kind she's patient
01:10:13was I wrong about her
01:10:30are you gluing the heel back on
01:10:33well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:10:39that's just pure evil oh come on St. Eva she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair
01:10:50I get paid commission
01:10:57I'm not doing that Vanessa see this is your whole problem this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:09I don't care if she can walk or not I'm not selling her joke she has to deal with people
01:11:16like this people who insult her all day I'm your manager
01:11:25sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired
01:11:34did I stutter
01:11:40you don't have to fire
01:11:43I quit
01:11:49I don't work here anymore listen don't buy the shoes they're broken spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:11:57you're a good person after all looks like I misjudged you
01:12:04I'm sorry
01:12:06why are you still here Eva get out
01:12:15you're not disabled
01:12:17selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:22absolutely shameful
01:12:23who are you I am the chairwoman of the Harrison group and the owner of this store
01:12:32you're Eleanor Harrison mother of the CEO
01:12:35I am and you my dear are fired
01:12:40what did I do
01:12:44you are a good person
01:12:46from now on this store is yours to run
01:12:53are you serious
01:12:56that's right
01:12:57don't be nervous child
01:13:00you are professional
01:13:02responsible
01:13:03far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:09you
01:13:10out
01:13:11I'll leave
01:13:15I'm leaving
01:13:18I
01:13:19I
01:13:20I feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:22no
01:13:23don't worry
01:13:24you're getting a promotion
01:13:26you deserve it my dear
01:13:30thank you
01:13:31first assignment
01:13:32I want that row
01:13:34and that row
01:13:36and the entire display case
01:13:39pack it all up and bring it to my house
01:13:43okay
01:13:44yeah
01:13:46once we're home
01:13:47I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law
01:13:50I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:13:59she's the mother of a CEO
01:14:01of course she lives like this
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison
01:14:13I'm here with your delivery
01:14:18Max
01:14:19Eva
01:14:20what are you doing here
01:14:23I uh
01:14:24there you are Eva
01:14:27wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:29my new daughter-in-law
01:14:33my new daughter-in-law
01:14:33what are you
01:14:33that means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:14:42well I tried to tell you but
01:14:43stop
01:14:45and you
01:14:46you lied to me at the store
01:14:49you were both just testing me
01:14:51is this some sick game rich people play
01:14:54I'm sorry Eva
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son
01:14:57just after his money
01:14:59but I was wrong
01:15:01Eva please
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:03not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:07how could you think that of me
01:15:09it's not like that dear
01:15:11Eva what are you talking about
01:15:13mom
01:15:14what did you do
01:15:15I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:18we're not together
01:15:20and I can't love something that was never real
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake
01:15:29what are you waiting for son
01:15:31go after her
01:15:35Eva
01:15:36let me go
01:15:37I swear it's not what you think
01:15:39we come from two completely different worlds
01:15:41stop pretending like you care
01:15:42I'm not pretending
01:15:43I can't fake what we have
01:15:45and everything I've done for you
01:15:47and Piper
01:15:48this is real
01:15:54touch my wife again
01:15:55and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:15:58Max you came
01:15:59God you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:06a good father
01:16:08just say the word
01:16:12see
01:16:14stop fighting
01:16:17we belong together
01:16:20you're wrong
01:16:21wrong about what?
01:16:23that you care?
01:16:25or we belong together?
01:16:27look I already told you
01:16:28we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:30now I held up my end of the deal
01:16:32and I met your mother
01:16:33like we discussed
01:16:34now I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:16:40Eva
01:16:43Eva
01:16:44Eva!
01:16:46I'm sorry Maximus
01:16:47walking away is the only choice I have
01:16:56ow
01:16:57are you okay mommy?
01:17:00yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:17:01come here
01:17:10no you're not fine
01:17:12you're sad
01:17:15I'm okay sweetie
01:17:18I miss daddy too
01:17:23I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:28don't you want to be with him?
01:17:31love bug
01:17:33you're right
01:17:35what am I doing?
01:17:35running like a coward?
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave
01:17:41now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:17:45I believe in you
01:17:46what are you gonna do mommy?
01:17:49I know exactly what to say to him
01:17:53Maximus deserves to know
01:17:55Piper is his daughter
01:18:03enough sulking
01:18:04go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:18:08don't you think I want to?
01:18:10she doesn't want me
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:14your daughter is still out there
01:18:15you can't abandon her
01:18:17mom you don't get it
01:18:18I made a deal with Eva to play my wife
01:18:22and Piper she was
01:18:24an added bonus
01:18:26what are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test
01:18:31Piper is your daughter
01:18:33what?
01:18:35see for yourself
01:18:41I was right
01:18:43seven years ago
01:18:45New Years that woman was Eva
01:18:56Eva
01:18:58hey
01:19:00daddy
01:19:02daddy
01:19:04Piper
01:19:05oh
01:19:07I missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:14you came back
01:19:19I
01:19:22Don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:29I
01:19:30I
01:19:32scared
01:19:33but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:36because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for
01:19:40sweetheart I have
01:19:42something to tell you
01:19:44I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:48Piper is your daughter.
01:19:50You knew.
01:19:51My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:53Hey, Mom.
01:19:58I just found out for sure a few minutes ago, but you've known this whole time?
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:05I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:08How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:22I love you, Eva.
01:20:25I love you, too.
01:20:27I promise, for the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:32As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:45Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:50Yes.
01:20:51Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:20:57Yes.
01:20:58Hi.
01:21:06Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:13I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:20Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:28I'm sorry!
01:21:28I'm struck your tire!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:36Again.
01:21:39No?
01:21:39Not funny?
01:21:40No?
01:21:41No?
01:21:42No?
01:21:43No?
01:21:43No?
01:21:44No?
01:21:45No?
01:21:46No?
01:21:46No?
01:21:47No?
01:21:48No?
01:21:48No?
01:21:48No?
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