Get ready for nonstop laughs with Good Boys (2019) — a hilarious coming-of-age comedy that follows three young friends on a wild and chaotic adventure. 🤣
In this video, we break down the story, funniest moments, and key scenes that make this film a fan-favorite. From awkward situations to crazy misadventures, Good Boys delivers comedy with heart and unforgettable moments.
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In this video, we break down the story, funniest moments, and key scenes that make this film a fan-favorite. From awkward situations to crazy misadventures, Good Boys delivers comedy with heart and unforgettable moments.
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00:01:59Be back in two days.
00:02:01Please be nice to your sister, help your mom,
00:02:03and do not touch the drone.
00:02:05I won't, bye.
00:02:06I'm serious, okay?
00:02:07It's not a toy, it's for my work.
00:02:09Yep, safe flight.
00:02:10Bye, dad, love you.
00:02:11Thank you, hey, come give me a hug, bud.
00:02:15I'll give you two hugs when you get back.
00:02:23I get it.
00:02:24Why are you smiling?
00:02:26Just growing up, that's exciting to me.
00:02:29It's not, stop smiling.
00:02:35I remember bringing you home from the hospital
00:02:37like it was yesterday.
00:02:39Now here you are, sexually masturbating yourself.
00:02:43Why effing was it?
00:02:44Hey, it's cool, fool.
00:02:45It's like you got a new toy, the best toy in the world,
00:02:48and you just want to keep playing with it.
00:02:51I don't know, I just want you to know I'm proud of you.
00:02:54Okay, do your thing, I'll see you later.
00:02:57Love you, see you in two days.
00:02:58Amy, you are not going to believe this.
00:03:02Ooh, ooh, what's up, manna, L, L, what's up, manna, L.
00:03:07Ooh, if you wish, put your bus down in the L.
00:03:10Yo, guys, check this out.
00:03:12My babysitter told me everyone in sixth grade gets handjobs.
00:03:15What's a handjob?
00:03:16It's when a girl jerks you off until you comb,
00:03:19and then it's your job to clean it up.
00:03:22I don't think it's comb.
00:03:23Yeah, C-U-M, comb.
00:03:26Middle school is way more intense than elementary.
00:03:29If we're going to get through this, we need to stick together.
00:03:31Game bag goes for wife.
00:03:33Oh!
00:03:35Beat mom!
00:03:36Oh!
00:03:37Are you friends jelly or dating a college guy?
00:03:40Some of them, I think.
00:03:41Yeah?
00:03:42Yeah.
00:03:43Hey.
00:03:44What's up, manna, L?
00:03:46Can I help you?
00:03:47Retreat, retreat!
00:03:48What's up, manna, L?
00:03:49They drained your things.
00:03:49Go fuck yourself!
00:03:51Go, go, go!
00:03:52You know this fucking guy?
00:03:54Move!
00:03:55Ha-ha!
00:03:56No one can stop the terms of Ooskara.
00:03:58Lucas, keep it in the case.
00:04:00Dude, it's worth 300 bucks.
00:04:02600 now.
00:04:03I checked.
00:04:04$600?
00:04:06We're millionaires.
00:04:07Yeah.
00:04:08Do you guys want to maybe go to the skate park tomorrow after school?
00:04:11I know what cocaine is.
00:04:14Annabelle, get out of here.
00:04:16Beanbag boys only.
00:04:17I heard at the skate park, the older kids will make you take drugs.
00:04:21We'll never do drugs.
00:04:22They destroy lives and communities.
00:04:24You have no choice.
00:04:26Mom!
00:04:28Annabelle, don't antagonize your brother.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:30Go upstairs.
00:04:31Now, hey.
00:04:32All right, beanbag boys.
00:04:34Finish up.
00:04:34It's a school night.
00:04:35Lights out, 8.30.
00:04:37What?
00:04:37You said 8.45.
00:04:38Hey, finish up.
00:04:41I don't think I want to go to the skate park.
00:04:44We're in sixth grade now.
00:04:45We need to start doing sixth grade things.
00:04:47Ooh.
00:04:49You want to see Brixley, don't you?
00:04:57Do you want to be mine?
00:05:02Do you want to be mine?
00:05:04Do you want to be mine?
00:05:07Do you want to be mine?
00:05:14Oh my god!
00:05:16Oh my god!
00:05:16Oh my god!
00:05:18Oh my god!
00:05:18She gon' shake it, she gon' shake it, she gon' drop that
00:05:20We gon' keep on makin' paper, we gon' stop that
00:05:22Hey, diamonds havin' conversation
00:05:24Watch me talk back
00:05:25The park is fuckin' lame!
00:05:30Yo guys, the scooter squad is here
00:05:34You know who's really good at Burns?
00:05:36Attica Bell!
00:05:37He's so funny!
00:05:39Atticus L?
00:05:40I'd smoke him in a burn war!
00:05:42Right, Max?
00:05:54So...
00:05:54Are you gonna give Rixley the necklace you made her?
00:05:57No, shut up!
00:05:58I haven't put it in the kiln yet
00:06:00You always have an excuse
00:06:02Thor, you never talk to girls
00:06:04Girls are a distraction
00:06:05Rock of Ages auditions are in two days
00:06:08And I don't wanna be tied down
00:06:15Max!
00:06:17Come here!
00:06:24Hey Taylor
00:06:26People are saying you made Brixley a necklace in art class
00:06:28Nice try, but I don't talk about my art projects before they're finished
00:06:32If she had a crush on you, would you admit you had a crush on her?
00:06:36Does she have a crush on me?
00:06:37I don't know
00:06:39I don't know
00:06:39I've never asked her
00:06:41See you tomorrow
00:06:43Bye
00:06:46Fuck
00:06:49So, how'd it go lover boy?
00:06:51Uh, she might know about the necklace
00:06:54Veggie lasagna for dinner?
00:06:57Everything's coming up, Lucas
00:06:58I'll see you guys at school
00:07:00Bye!
00:07:01Be safe!
00:07:04Screw the boys!
00:07:05Screw the boys!
00:07:06Act cool!
00:07:06Act cool!
00:07:10It's a bad kiss
00:07:13You guys wanna see something cool?
00:07:15Hell yeah!
00:07:22What are we up to?
00:07:24What are you doing?
00:07:26We're gonna sip a beer
00:07:30Scared?
00:07:31No
00:07:31I've had like 5,000 sips of beer
00:07:35Fish please
00:07:36Soren has the record
00:07:38Three sips
00:07:39Three sips?
00:07:40Three sips
00:07:42Three sips
00:07:50Whoa
00:07:50Already feeling something
00:07:56Delicious
00:08:09Careful, it's hot
00:08:14Are you gonna drink it?
00:08:15Or not?
00:08:21I forgot
00:08:22I have musical auditions this Friday
00:08:23The drug test for beer
00:08:25Though I just met you
00:08:26A scared little, little baby
00:08:28No I'm not
00:08:29Wanted to put the beer in a sippy cup for you
00:08:32Sippy cup?
00:08:32No
00:08:33Sippy cup
00:08:35Amazing burn at this
00:08:36It's not a good burn
00:08:37His dad has two DUIs
00:08:38And has to take the train to work
00:08:40That's a good burn
00:08:41Sippy cup
00:08:42Sing us a song
00:08:43No
00:08:44How about
00:08:45Twinkle twinkle little bitch
00:08:47Sippy cup
00:08:48Sippy cup
00:08:50I don't know guys
00:08:50He'll do it but
00:08:52He just needs more time to think
00:08:53Sippy cup
00:08:54Sippy cup
00:08:55Sippy cup
00:08:58Bye
00:09:03Lasagna and soda
00:09:05Don't tell my parents you gave me this
00:09:08It is hilarious
00:09:11We're getting a divorce
00:09:15What do you mean?
00:09:17Okay, I'm telling you
00:09:17Everything's gonna stay the same
00:09:18We promise
00:09:20Will we still watch This Is Us, Davey?
00:09:22Yes, of course
00:09:23Yes
00:09:23That's our favorite show
00:09:24That's our family show
00:09:25Except now
00:09:26You're gonna see it on two different TVs
00:09:28You know
00:09:28In two different houses
00:09:29So you're gonna have to watch the episode twice
00:09:31What about Taco Tuesday?
00:09:33Taco Tuesdays are still going down
00:09:35Matter of fact
00:09:35You're gonna have two Taco Tuesdays
00:09:37Just one on Wednesday now
00:09:39Twice the fun
00:09:40Twice the fun
00:09:41Twice the tacos
00:09:42It's the way
00:09:43Everything's gonna stay the same
00:09:44So
00:09:45Me and your mama
00:09:46You know, we're still best friends
00:09:47Right?
00:09:48Mm-hmm
00:09:50I mean, it would've been nice
00:09:52To have tacos together
00:09:53As a family
00:09:53But how about this?
00:09:54We can change it to a wing
00:09:55I'm blocking on sunshine
00:09:58On sunshine
00:10:00And don't it feel good?
00:10:02Hey!
00:10:03Na na na na
00:10:04Na na na
00:10:04Now every time I go for the mailbox
00:10:08Gotta hold myself down
00:10:10Hey!
00:10:11Na na na na
00:10:12Na na na
00:10:13Cause I just can't wait till you write me
00:10:17You're coming around
00:10:19Hey!
00:10:20Thor inspired voice of an angel now
00:10:22I'm walking on sunshine
00:10:24Whoa!
00:10:26I'm walking on sunshine
00:10:28Whoa!
00:10:30What are we walking on?
00:10:31I'm walking on sunshine
00:10:32Whoa!
00:10:33Sunshine
00:10:34And don't it feel good?
00:10:36It does feel good, don't it?
00:10:40This song always makes me sad
00:10:42Don't forget
00:10:43Rock of Ages auditions are tomorrow
00:10:45It's my favorite musical
00:10:47I did make some pretty big changes though
00:10:49Based on my time in Hollyweird
00:10:51I think it'll really inspire those of you who dared to dream
00:10:56Sick!
00:10:58So I looked at her
00:10:59But she was looking the other direction
00:11:01Then she looked at me
00:11:02And I was looking the other direction
00:11:04So I think that someday we're gonna make eye contact
00:11:07That's cool
00:11:08This musical is gonna be lit
00:11:10Hey Sorin
00:11:11Look at this
00:11:12Sippy Cup is signing up for the musical
00:11:17Singing is for tryhards
00:11:20No, someone signed me up as a joke
00:11:23I was just crossing it off
00:11:24See?
00:11:26Yeah, whatever bitch tits
00:11:28Enough
00:11:29Let's go
00:11:30I have places to be
00:11:32Sorry Sorin
00:11:33Don't listen to Atticus
00:11:35His dad doesn't even pay taxes
00:11:37Doesn't matter what Atticus says
00:11:39I've been thinking about quitting singing ever since I was young
00:11:43Come on, we're gonna miss fish sticks
00:11:56Whoa!
00:11:57That's the best lunch I've ever seen
00:11:59Yeah, my parents are being super nice because
00:12:03Because
00:12:04They're great
00:12:06They're great
00:12:07And everything's me
00:12:11Ooh, wait, is that a new earring?
00:12:13Yes, finally
00:12:14Thank you for noticing
00:12:16That looks cute on you
00:12:17Max, I'm not going for cute
00:12:18I'm going for sexy and hot
00:12:20Those are the only two things I'm looking for
00:12:22You like it?
00:12:23It looks infected
00:12:30Sorin's so cool
00:12:31I heard he beat up Derek Bachman and blowjobbed his sister
00:12:34He blowjobbed his own sister?
00:12:36No, he blowjobbed Derek's sister
00:12:39Fucking legend
00:12:49I think Sorin's calling me
00:12:53Putting it down
00:12:55Putting it down
00:12:56Now you know
00:12:58If you didn't know then a bitch you know now
00:13:01Sup
00:13:02Sup
00:13:03I heard you sip the beer like a fucking champ
00:13:05Yeah, I took a pretty big sip actually
00:13:08Cool
00:13:09I'm having a party tomorrow night
00:13:10All these fools are coming
00:13:13You in?
00:13:15You should come
00:13:17Trust me
00:13:19Yeah, I'll come
00:13:20But, you know, I have to ask my mom
00:13:24Also
00:13:24Gonna be a kissing party
00:13:32French kiss girls before, right?
00:13:34Yeah
00:13:36Of course
00:13:37Where?
00:13:42Their mouths?
00:13:44Yeah, dog
00:13:46He's not gonna start sitting with the popular kids, is he?
00:13:51No
00:13:52Anyone should be over there, it's me
00:13:54We heard kids were calling you a zippy cup
00:13:56And we just wanted to let you know
00:13:58You can always call them the student coalition against bullying for protection
00:14:01Does this look like a zippy cup?
00:14:04No, it's a fucking juice box
00:14:06Cause I'm not a fucking child
00:14:08That's so rude
00:14:11Wait, can I bring Thor and Lucas?
00:14:16It's so random
00:14:18No, they're cool
00:14:19I'm trying to keep it half girls, half guys
00:14:21You feel me, dog?
00:14:22I feel you, dog
00:14:23But they're my best friends
00:14:25We do everything together
00:14:27We're the beanbag boys
00:14:29That's a dope ass name
00:14:32Fuck it, bring him
00:14:34I ride or die from my squad too
00:14:35Let me know what your mom says, dog
00:14:38Okay, bye dog
00:14:39Bye dogs
00:14:43So?
00:14:43Soren just invited us to his party tomorrow
00:14:46Soren?
00:14:47Yeah
00:14:47He said my name
00:14:48He said Thor?
00:14:50Pretty much, yeah
00:14:51Sweet
00:14:53Oh, there's also gonna be girls there
00:14:54You know what that means?
00:14:55Drama
00:14:57Kissing
00:15:02So, do you guys know how to kiss?
00:15:05I have no fucking clue
00:15:07No
00:15:07No, not at all
00:15:10Type kissing
00:15:11Oh, no, no
00:15:12Boobs
00:15:15Breast cancer research
00:15:17How to find a bra that fits
00:15:20I have an idea
00:15:29Are you 18 or older?
00:15:31I'm gonna click yes
00:15:32We're not 18 or older
00:15:34This could go on our permanent record
00:15:38I'm your stepmother
00:15:39You are not supposed to be looking at me in the shower
00:15:41Don't tell my dad
00:15:42It'll make me quit the sports team
00:15:43Get up
00:15:45Get up
00:15:45He's in trouble
00:15:47You deserve a punishment
00:15:48Pull down your shorts
00:15:50Is that what happens when you get a stepmom?
00:15:54Ew
00:15:55Ugh
00:15:55No way
00:15:56No way that's gonna fit in there
00:15:57Get out of there girl
00:15:59Where did this hand go?
00:16:01Oh my god
00:16:01Oh my god
00:16:02Oh my god
00:16:02Oh my god
00:16:06Her body even kissed
00:16:08Yeah, not on her mouth
00:16:09At least
00:16:11My parents have a CPR doll
00:16:13We can go practice kissing on that
00:16:15Come on
00:16:22This is a really pretty CPR doll
00:16:27I guess I'll go first
00:16:33Stop
00:16:34What are you doing?
00:16:36Kissing her?
00:16:37You can't kiss someone without their permission
00:16:39Remember from assembly?
00:16:41Pretend it's Brixley
00:16:42Try to be a gentleman
00:16:43Okay, Brixley can I kiss you?
00:16:47Why?
00:16:48Why?
00:16:49Yeah, what do you like about me?
00:16:52Well
00:16:54You're sweet
00:16:56You smell good
00:16:57You're smart too
00:16:58You always push Henry in his wheelchair
00:17:00Even though he's super mean
00:17:01And just when I think I've got you figured out
00:17:03You go ahead and start skateboarding
00:17:05I consent
00:17:15How was it?
00:17:17Sticky
00:17:21Why does she have hair in her mouth?
00:17:24You know what?
00:17:24This isn't teaching us anything
00:17:25We need to see real people kissing
00:17:27That's the only way to know if we're doing it right
00:17:30My neighbor is a total nymphomaniac
00:17:32Her boyfriend's always over
00:17:34She starts fires?
00:17:35No, that's a pyromaniac
00:17:37She's a nymphomaniac
00:17:39Someone who has sex on land and sea
00:17:42Seriously?
00:17:43Shhh
00:17:45Okay, I was gonna wait till tomorrow to surprise you
00:17:47But can I just tell you?
00:17:48Nah, I'm good
00:17:49No, you wanna know
00:17:50Ugh, I can barely see anything
00:17:53I know we haven't been hanging out much
00:17:54You know ever since I met Benji
00:17:56But I wanna make it up to you
00:17:57So tomorrow I'm skipping school
00:17:59And we're driving to the city to see Kendrick Lamar
00:18:01Shut up!
00:18:02And we're gonna do Molly
00:18:03You thought of everything
00:18:04Of course I fucking have
00:18:05It's gonna be amazing
00:18:09It's amazing
00:18:09Well Benji got us the Molly
00:18:12Benjamin
00:18:13Oh, thank you
00:18:15Look
00:18:17This isn't working
00:18:18Maybe we can go climb a tree
00:18:20No, they can see us
00:18:21No, I just meant let's go climb a tree
00:18:23Dude, wait!
00:18:25I know a way we can see them kiss
00:18:35I can't
00:18:36It has a camera
00:18:37We can see everything
00:18:39We can learn technique
00:18:41It's for his dad's work
00:18:43It's not a toy
00:18:44Of course it's a toy
00:18:45They sell it at toy stores
00:18:46My uncle flew a drone for the army
00:18:48And now he yells in his sleep
00:18:50And has crazy diarrhea
00:18:51It's messed up that he even keeps it in the house
00:18:54You have to walk by it every day
00:18:56He's torturing you
00:18:57It's true
00:18:57It's like when your cousin walks around in a bikini
00:19:00And she taunts you
00:19:00If he finds out, you'll be grounded
00:19:02You won't be able to go to Soren's
00:19:04And even worse, you'll lose your father's trust
00:19:07It's true too
00:19:08She'll love you for who you are
00:19:10Yeah, a shitty kisser
00:19:11Remember the porn from earlier?
00:19:13The guy didn't even know how to kiss
00:19:14He was just licking that woman's asshole
00:19:16You wanna kiss an asshole, Max?
00:19:18No
00:19:18Max, don't listen to him
00:19:20He just wants to go because he's obsessed with popular boys
00:19:23Believe me, Max
00:19:24You don't wanna go to Soren's not knowing how to kiss
00:19:33So tomorrow, after you get some girl time
00:19:35Why don't you come over for some man time?
00:19:38I told you I'm hanging out with Lily this weekend
00:19:40Yeah, it's just...
00:19:42You know, it's hard for me not to see you
00:19:43Cause you're my best friend
00:19:45But Lily's my best friend
00:19:47Yeah, I get it
00:19:48Totally, totally get it
00:19:49Yeah
00:19:51I'll probably just hang out with my ex Margaret
00:19:54Are you trying to make me jealous?
00:19:56Uh, no, why are you jealous?
00:20:00Yeah, this isn't working out
00:20:01I know, you're not hot enough to be acting like this
00:20:04So, the next time that you're wondering where all the nice guys went
00:20:07Just remember that you let one walk right out the door
00:20:14What?
00:20:14I didn't say anything
00:20:17I never want to see you again
00:20:18Are you okay?
00:20:26Wait, where'd the guy go?
00:20:27Who cares? The girls just hugged
00:20:29They are definitely gonna kiss
00:20:31We might need to get closer
00:20:33I don't do that
00:20:36What is that?
00:20:38It's fucking spying on us
00:20:39Alright, it's my turn to fly
00:20:41Skip it!
00:20:42I just wanna buzz up
00:20:44Skip it, you're gonna break it
00:20:46You want it? Fine!
00:20:49Shit!
00:20:54Ha!
00:20:56No!
00:20:57Shit!
00:20:58What the hell Thor?
00:20:59That was both of our faults
00:21:01Well, that's gonna kill me
00:21:01What do I do now?
00:21:05What the hell?
00:21:06We say there was a break in it
00:21:08They trashed the place that took the drone
00:21:09That's the most stupid fucking idea I've ever heard
00:21:12Guys, guys!
00:21:13All we have to do is just go over there and tell the truth
00:21:16Then God will be on our side
00:21:25Hey, can I help you?
00:21:27Uh, I hope so madam
00:21:28We were using our drone to follow a family of turtles
00:21:31And we thought it might have crashed in your backyard
00:21:33Oh, yeah, yeah, it's here
00:21:34Come on in
00:21:41So you guys like turtles?
00:21:43Yeah
00:21:43That's awesome
00:21:44Time's up motherfuckers
00:21:46Shit, it's a trap!
00:21:47You think I give a fuck about turtles?
00:21:49We're sorry, we just wanted to learn how to kiss
00:21:51Lucas!
00:21:52It's none of their business
00:21:53We should've just told the truth
00:21:54We're going to a kissing party
00:21:56And none of us have ever kissed
00:21:57And we're scared
00:21:58God dammit, Lucas
00:21:59I've had sex before
00:22:01But I've never kissed a girl
00:22:04Just go online and type in how to kiss
00:22:06That's what everyone does
00:22:08Oh!
00:22:09It's very easy
00:22:11Look, can we please have the drone back?
00:22:13It's a beauty rolling thunder
00:22:14It's my dad's
00:22:15He needs it for work
00:22:16Can I please have it back?
00:22:17I really need it
00:22:18Please!
00:22:19I don't think so
00:22:20If you don't give it back
00:22:21I'll tell my dad you stole it
00:22:22And I'll tell him that you're a pervert
00:22:24We'll tell the whole school
00:22:25This is sensual harassment
00:22:26We'll tell everyone that you're a misogynist
00:22:29I've never massaged anyone
00:22:32This is what happens when you don't respect women
00:22:35I respect women
00:22:36My mom's my best friend
00:22:37What about me?
00:22:40God, I'm so fucked
00:22:42My dad's gonna kill me
00:22:43You have to snoop on this
00:22:45You're such a feminist
00:22:46I'm not a feminist
00:22:48I love women
00:22:49And my parents are definitely gonna call your guys' parents
00:22:52We're all gonna get grounded
00:22:53Forget Soren's party
00:22:54We're fucked
00:22:55Why are you smiling?
00:22:56This is actually your fault
00:22:59This is leverage
00:23:06Bingo!
00:23:08What is it?
00:23:09I have no idea
00:23:10That's a tampon
00:23:12What's it for?
00:23:13Girls shove it up their buttholes
00:23:14To stop babies from coming out
00:23:15An eighth grader told me that
00:23:17The human body is truly a mystery
00:23:21I can't believe they still eat chewables
00:23:23The gummies are so much better
00:23:25I like the chewables
00:23:26I want one
00:23:40Fuckin' shampoo bullshit
00:23:41Floor! Floor! Floor! Floor! Floor! Floor! Floor!
00:23:53It's the girls
00:23:56Hello?
00:23:56You took my bag
00:23:57It has my license
00:23:58My phone
00:23:59Bring it back right now
00:24:01Fuck that noise
00:24:03I want my drone back
00:24:05I got this
00:24:05I got this
00:24:06What did you just say you little bitch?
00:24:08I'll take a shit down her throat
00:24:11Why are you talking like that?
00:24:13Anna, I have a little brother
00:24:14You're supposed to scare them
00:24:15Well you scared me
00:24:18Listen, we were just trying to teach you a lesson
00:24:20I promise you we were gonna give the drone back
00:24:23No way!
00:24:24They could trick us again
00:24:25Or overpower us
00:24:27Oh my god
00:24:27What if they take the Molly?
00:24:29Then we wouldn't be able to take it
00:24:31No, they're children
00:24:32They would die
00:24:35Hey
00:24:35This is Max from earlier
00:24:37Meet us at the playground across from John Adams
00:24:39Tomorrow at 7.40 a.m.
00:24:42Bring the drone
00:24:43And don't fuck with the beanbag boys
00:24:47That was tough
00:24:47Very tough
00:24:48Kinda got a boner talking to those girls
00:24:51We're still on the phone
00:24:52Shit!
00:24:52jumping
00:24:53Dude shit!
00:25:00Look!
00:25:16Huh?
00:25:16Fuck!
00:25:24Don't come any closer.
00:25:27Why?
00:25:27Because you could overpower us.
00:25:29So put the drone on the slide and count back from 100
00:25:33and close your eyes.
00:25:35And don't try anything funny.
00:25:37There are witnesses.
00:25:38Okay, we have a long drive ahead of us,
00:25:41so give us the bag or I will hurt you.
00:25:43Do not test me.
00:25:44Drugs will get you nowhere, peasant.
00:25:46Just give us the fucking Molly!
00:25:48Okay, who's Molly?
00:25:50Because she's not with us.
00:25:52Guys, Molly is a sex drug.
00:25:55Tate landed an expose on it.
00:25:58You had us bring drugs to a fucking playground?
00:26:01There are your children here!
00:26:04Shit.
00:26:04It's okay.
00:26:05I know what to do.
00:26:07We're making a citizen's arrest!
00:26:09You're both under arrest!
00:26:10Get on the ground!
00:26:11Screw Jesus.
00:26:12Stay still!
00:26:13Hands up!
00:26:14Hands up!
00:26:15Get down now!
00:26:16Get down now!
00:26:18Get down now!
00:26:18Did you just reload your fake gun?
00:26:20Are you mocking me?
00:26:21Are you mocking me?
00:26:22Anything will be used against you that you say.
00:26:25In court!
00:26:26You know, you're the one holding drugs,
00:26:28so why don't I do a citizen's arrest on you?
00:26:30Fuck.
00:26:31Time out, crackheads!
00:26:33Oh, my God.
00:26:35Deal's off.
00:26:36We can't let them put drugs back on the street.
00:26:38Look at those dirty fucking junkies.
00:26:40Their lives are already ruined.
00:26:42Let's just give them the drugs and get the drone.
00:26:46Maybe there's a way we can protect our community
00:26:48and get the drone back.
00:26:51Stall them.
00:26:52So, what do you plan to do with those drugs, huh?
00:26:56Take them and feel amazing.
00:26:58They're addicts.
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:02So, you've been drugging your whole life?
00:27:05Uh-huh.
00:27:06Every day.
00:27:07Oh, nice.
00:27:08What's he doing?
00:27:09Hey!
00:27:10Eric!
00:27:14Hi!
00:27:15Hey!
00:27:15You're just a good dude!
00:27:18He came in!
00:27:19He came in!
00:27:19Whoo!
00:27:19Oh, no!
00:27:19We're gonna make you, hungie!
00:27:20We're gonna make you!
00:27:22Fuck, no!
00:27:25Fuck!
00:27:31Those girls were lucky I hadn't kicked their asses.
00:27:34Oh no!
00:27:35They found us!
00:27:36Oh, shit.
00:27:37Their own school property!
00:27:38They don't care! They're tweaking!
00:27:43You know what we need?
00:27:45No! Don't say it! Don't say it!
00:27:47Don't say it! Don't say it!
00:27:47Scab!
00:27:48Shut up!
00:27:49Scab!
00:27:50Zip it!
00:27:51Scab!
00:27:52What is that?
00:27:53There's three boys in danger!
00:27:55We're scared!
00:27:56Scab!
00:27:57Help us!
00:27:58Oh no!
00:27:59We're okay!
00:28:00We're fine!
00:28:01We're just walking into school!
00:28:02Average day!
00:28:03For the kids back!
00:28:06Get on the right track!
00:28:07For the kids back!
00:28:26When you attack one of us, you attack all of us!
00:28:29Your weakness gives us strength!
00:28:31Well, those kids stole my bag!
00:28:32Not today, bully!
00:28:33Not today!
00:28:36What the fuck?
00:28:37Bully is black!
00:28:38Get on the right track!
00:28:40This is the best day of my life!
00:28:41Bully is black!
00:28:42Get on the right track!
00:28:44Don't worry, we'll find them later.
00:28:50Scab just tagged us on Instagram.
00:28:52First sippy cup and now this?
00:28:54I'm two weeks into sixth grade and I'm already a social piranha.
00:28:57Guys, my dad gets back at five, and if you don't get a new drone by then, I'm grounded!
00:29:01Which means we're all grounded!
00:29:03Which means no party!
00:29:04Which means no Brixley!
00:29:05Which means no Brixley!
00:29:05Sippy cup for life!
00:29:07No Brixley.
00:29:08No friends.
00:29:09No hope.
00:29:10Parents fighting.
00:29:11Trapped in our rooms.
00:29:13All alone.
00:29:14Two Taco Tuesdays.
00:29:17So, Max, what are we gonna do?
00:29:22We're gonna ditch school and get a new drone.
00:29:25Stop thinking with your big old dick, Max!
00:29:27That could go on our permanent record!
00:29:29Max's big old dick is pointing us in the right direction!
00:29:31Thank you!
00:29:32If anyone else kisses Brixley, I'll die!
00:29:35Wait, what?
00:29:35Here's the plan.
00:29:36I'm gonna bring a beer to Soren's and I'm gonna sip that beer so everyone will know-
00:29:40That you're an alcoholic.
00:29:42That would be great.
00:29:43Guys, the only place around here that has one is at North Point Galleria.
00:29:46It's four miles away.
00:29:48Four miles?
00:29:49How the fuck are we getting four miles?
00:29:52You have Uber.
00:29:52No.
00:29:53It goes directly to my mom's phone.
00:29:54She'll know.
00:29:56Then we bike.
00:29:58Where are you even gonna get the money for a new drone?
00:30:02What?
00:30:03You know.
00:30:05Our tourism of Juskaard?
00:30:07No way!
00:30:08You said everyone wants to buy it!
00:30:10We got it together!
00:30:12And we're gonna sell it together.
00:30:13As friends.
00:30:14Come on, Lucas.
00:30:15B-bag boys do everything together.
00:30:19Okay.
00:30:20Guess that makes sense.
00:30:22Yes!
00:30:22Yes!
00:30:23Lucas!
00:30:24B-bag boys do everything!
00:30:25Yeah!
00:30:26We're being so bad.
00:30:29We're bad.
00:30:30We're so bad.
00:30:32We're bad.
00:30:32We're so bad.
00:30:34We're bad.
00:30:35We're so bad.
00:30:51We're bad.
00:30:52I need to get rid of these drugs.
00:30:54What are you doing?
00:30:55Getting rid of the drugs.
00:30:56I'm just gonna throw them in the stream.
00:30:58It can contaminate the water.
00:31:00Then we can throw it in the forest.
00:31:02It's a sex drug.
00:31:03What if a fox eats it and tries to fuck a squirrel?
00:31:06It'll kill him.
00:31:07Then how do we get rid of drugs?
00:31:09The same way we get rid of a baby.
00:31:11Abortion?
00:31:13No.
00:31:13We'll drop it off at the firehouse on our way up to the mall.
00:31:16That's a really good idea.
00:31:19Oh!
00:31:20I just got a bite on our card.
00:31:22Nice.
00:31:22Give him my address.
00:31:23My parents aren't home and I have the best snacks.
00:31:27PeterPen69 is gonna be here in five minutes to buy the card.
00:31:29Well, let's get ready.
00:31:31I found all of these weapons in the back of my parents' closet.
00:31:38I still don't get why we need weapons.
00:31:41He could be a pedophile.
00:31:42He can't molest all three of us.
00:31:43All he needs is one.
00:31:49And all beads?
00:31:52A.K.A.
00:31:53Nunchucks, motherfucker!
00:31:56Yeah!
00:31:57It's not a toy!
00:31:59Oh, shoot.
00:32:03It smells like shit.
00:32:13Hello.
00:32:14I'm looking for Lucas.
00:32:15That's me.
00:32:16I'm Claude.
00:32:18Hey.
00:32:19It's my mom back there.
00:32:22Hiya!
00:32:24Let's cut the shit.
00:32:25Are you a pedophile?
00:32:27What?
00:32:27No.
00:32:28Lucas, if you were a pedophile standing in front of three single boys, would you admit it?
00:32:33Probably not.
00:32:33Then why would he?
00:32:35Oh, come on.
00:32:37Do I look like a pedophile?
00:32:38Yes.
00:32:39That's not fair.
00:32:41You look more like a pedophile than anyone I've ever seen.
00:32:44Look, I'm not a pedophile.
00:32:45I'm a cool guy.
00:32:48Fine.
00:32:48You can come in, but please take your shoes off.
00:32:50You know, I've searched the world for this many times.
00:32:54Why are you bringing the paintball down?
00:32:55In case anyone fucks with us.
00:32:57This card is exquisite.
00:33:00How'd you get it?
00:33:01The summer I moved here, me, Max, and Thor started our dog washing business.
00:33:05We earned eight bucks, and we used the money to buy an Ascension bag, and this card was in it.
00:33:10Oh, you got very lucky.
00:33:11The real luck was meeting Max and Thor.
00:33:13Fascinating.
00:33:14We started calling ourselves the beanbag boys.
00:33:16You know why?
00:33:17Because you had some beanbags?
00:33:19That's right.
00:33:20Yeah.
00:33:20Genius.
00:33:21You got yourself a deal.
00:33:26Let's go.
00:33:26Let's make it happen.
00:33:30No.
00:33:31I can't do this.
00:33:32We are...
00:33:33Sorry.
00:33:34Lucas, get your butt over here right now.
00:33:36Excuse me, is this how all 12-year-olds conduct business?
00:33:39What the hell just happened?
00:33:40I thought you were cool with this.
00:33:42You said we wouldn't do this if one of us wasn't on board.
00:33:44I'm not on board.
00:33:46Why do you care so much?
00:33:47Why don't you care?
00:33:48This card has a lot of memories.
00:33:50And you're just going to throw it all away because you want to kiss some basic girl?
00:33:54Savage.
00:33:55Brixley isn't just some girl.
00:33:56We're probably going to get married.
00:33:58Every marriage ends in divorce.
00:34:01Lucas, you're outvoted.
00:34:03Listen.
00:34:04I can tell you're lashing out with anger.
00:34:06Well, Brixley is probably the lucky...
00:34:07Excuse me, ma'am.
00:34:08Could I get a glass of water, please?
00:34:11Helen?
00:34:12Ha!
00:34:17Hey, guys.
00:34:20Hmm.
00:34:22Yeah.
00:34:22What can you tell me about her backstory?
00:34:25Where is she supposed to be from?
00:34:26She seems quite exotic.
00:34:28Okay?
00:34:28Listen carefully, because I'll make this offer only once.
00:34:32400 bucks to take her off your hands.
00:34:34No.
00:34:34We need 550 US.
00:34:37Fuck off!
00:34:38What does my entire allowance?
00:34:40Listen, Claude, let's just cut the bullshit.
00:34:43I'm the son of a businesswoman.
00:34:45And I think we both know, if you didn't want to buy the doll, you would have left already.
00:34:50Stop treating us like kids.
00:34:51We know how things work.
00:34:52So do you want to buy the CPR doll or not?
00:35:00Fools!
00:35:01I'd have paid a thousand!
00:35:03Anyone else feel like he's gonna fuck that doll?
00:35:27We should hydrate.
00:35:29We've been banking for almost 14 minutes straight.
00:35:31I don't think I've ever been this far from home.
00:35:34I think I did a production of cats around here.
00:35:36You're really not gonna sing anymore?
00:35:39Yeah, I've never been happier.
00:35:44Just give us the drugs.
00:35:46Fuck!
00:35:46How'd you find us?
00:35:48Her phone!
00:35:49They tracked us!
00:35:50We're not giving you these drugs.
00:35:52We're giving them the firefighters.
00:35:54Get help!
00:35:56Go!
00:35:56We're in a car, dipshits!
00:35:58You're not gonna outrun us!
00:35:59Not on my fast bike, nerds!
00:36:06Good luck getting your car in here, losers!
00:36:08Oh my God!
00:36:10Shit!
00:36:11I don't care if you care, I just know it ain't fair.
00:36:14Ain't no time to prepare.
00:36:16Life is just a nightmare.
00:36:17Where are you going?
00:36:21Oop!
00:36:21You can run but you can't hide
00:36:28You can run but you can't hide
00:36:40You can run but you can't hide
00:36:51You're not getting these drugs back!
00:36:53Just give her the sex truck!
00:36:57Kill off!
00:36:59I won't let you destroy your life!
00:37:07Are you okay?
00:37:08Are you okay?
00:37:09Are you okay?
00:37:10What the hell happened?
00:37:11We were running away from our babysitter
00:37:12because you were trying to touch our penises!
00:37:14But that is not true!
00:37:15Yes, it is!
00:37:16I wasn't!
00:37:16Yeah, you were!
00:37:17I wasn't!
00:37:19Go, go, go, go!
00:37:21What happened?
00:37:21Go, go!
00:37:22Go, go!
00:37:23Lucas, are you okay?
00:37:26I think I'm fine.
00:37:29Your arm!
00:37:29Oh, hell no.
00:37:34No, I'm going down!
00:37:35No, no, no!
00:37:36It's okay!
00:37:36This happens all the time!
00:37:38Come on, we gotta go!
00:37:38We gotta go!
00:37:39We gotta go!
00:37:40I'll get the bikes!
00:37:44Okay.
00:37:45I see they're falling in a priggle bush.
00:37:47They can't track us anymore.
00:37:48The pain!
00:37:50Lucas, you have to be quiet.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:52Do we have any ice?
00:37:53No, we're in a fucking alley!
00:37:56What about pain medication?
00:37:57We have the molly we can give him.
00:37:58No!
00:37:59Yeah, he's probably just gonna try and have sex with us.
00:38:01Call an ambulance!
00:38:03Mission's over!
00:38:04We'll get busted!
00:38:05Plus, do you even have insurance?
00:38:07I don't know, do you?
00:38:08I don't know!
00:38:09I think I only have a deductible.
00:38:11It's alright.
00:38:11This happens to MMA fighters all the time.
00:38:13We just gotta ram your arm into something very hard
00:38:15so it pops back in place.
00:38:20Fine!
00:38:20Fuck it!
00:38:21Let's just get this over with!
00:38:22Yeah!
00:38:23Ow!
00:38:24Easy.
00:38:25Alright.
00:38:27One, two, three!
00:38:36Raw arm!
00:38:38Okay, new sight.
00:38:38New sight.
00:38:39Okay.
00:38:40Okay.
00:38:40Lie down on your back and give me your arm.
00:38:42Come on.
00:38:44Alright.
00:38:45It says this next part's gonna hurt.
00:38:47That you should bite down on something hard.
00:38:49I know.
00:38:54Open.
00:38:55There you go.
00:38:57Okay.
00:38:58Okay.
00:38:58One, three.
00:38:59One.
00:39:00Two.
00:39:01Three!
00:39:02Just got a text from Taylor.
00:39:03What'd you say?
00:39:03She wants to know why you aren't in school
00:39:05and if you're coming to the party tonight.
00:39:06Just write...
00:39:09Sorry!
00:39:09One, two, three!
00:39:13Let me help, let me help.
00:39:14Okay!
00:39:15One!
00:39:16Two!
00:39:17Three!
00:39:24Wow!
00:39:25I didn't think that'd actually work!
00:39:29You're gonna be good, man.
00:39:32No.
00:39:34I'm really not.
00:39:36My parents are getting a divorce.
00:39:41What'd you do?
00:39:42Thor!
00:39:43What?
00:39:45Sorry.
00:39:50My dad's moving up.
00:39:54Whatever happens between your parents,
00:39:56you always got the beanbag boys.
00:40:00We'll never split up.
00:40:02Beanbag boys for life.
00:40:04Is there a promise?
00:40:05Promise.
00:40:07Come on.
00:40:08Let's get you some children's Tylenol.
00:40:19You want some help, honey?
00:40:20No, I got it.
00:40:22Okay, just do it.
00:40:30Hey Miles.
00:40:32Hey man.
00:40:33Coming in or coming off?
00:40:34Just got off a triple.
00:40:35Man, I don't care if I get mugged.
00:40:36I'm not typing up any more paperwork today.
00:40:40God.
00:40:44Shit.
00:40:45We have D-R-U-G-S on us.
00:40:46He knows how to spell.
00:40:47Just act normal.
00:40:48Pretend to talk.
00:40:50About what?
00:40:51Just be normal.
00:40:53What do you think about politics?
00:40:56It's a complicated issue.
00:40:59This cop's acting weird.
00:41:01He's eye-fucking us.
00:41:03Just act normal.
00:41:04Just laugh.
00:41:04We're just two cool guys laughing.
00:41:11We skipped school.
00:41:13Lucas!
00:41:15Are we in trouble?
00:41:17Yeah, well, usually I'd call this in,
00:41:20but because you're honest with me,
00:41:22I'm gonna let you slide, alright?
00:41:23Just promise I'd do it again, okay?
00:41:25We promise.
00:41:26Thank you, sir.
00:41:27Alright.
00:41:28That was a close one.
00:41:30Wait.
00:41:30Where's the one?
00:41:32Hi.
00:41:33Hi.
00:41:33Stop.
00:41:47Hold it.
00:41:49Come here.
00:41:52What do you have in your pants?
00:41:53My penis?
00:41:55Pull it out.
00:42:00I also have a big dick.
00:42:02Put it back.
00:42:03I'm being generous today.
00:42:05We also have drugs.
00:42:08He was on to us.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:10What do you have?
00:42:11Schedule one controlled substance.
00:42:13With intent to distribute.
00:42:17Brother, these are vitamins, okay?
00:42:19Children's vitamins at that.
00:42:20No, those are drugs.
00:42:22No, look.
00:42:22If that's drugs, then this is drugs, too.
00:42:24If you don't arrest us, I'll report you.
00:42:26Lucas!
00:42:26Just leave me the fuck alone!
00:42:28I mean, sorry to fucking swear it's kids, but fuck.
00:42:30You know, I'm gonna arrest you for fucking ruining my day.
00:42:32Alright?
00:42:32I'll take them.
00:42:33Let me go home!
00:42:38He's going for backup.
00:42:40What do we do?
00:42:40Now, listen.
00:42:42I decided I don't want kids.
00:42:44What's up?
00:42:45For the cops.
00:42:46I fucking guess.
00:42:47We have to make a run for it.
00:42:48I know what to do.
00:42:49Well, no.
00:42:49Stop for discussion.
00:42:51Well, yeah.
00:42:51Well, no.
00:42:51You may be detective, but in the marriage, we're equal.
00:42:54Well...
00:42:54Just hang up.
00:42:55Who cares?
00:42:58This is free because I'm a cop.
00:43:17Let's go.
00:43:18What the fuck, Thor?
00:43:19You didn't even care about my shoulder.
00:43:21You just wanted a beer.
00:43:23I can care about two things.
00:43:24Yeah, you and your stupid beer!
00:43:26Now we're fugitives!
00:43:27Why are you yelling at me?
00:43:29I just ran off without my family's bikes.
00:43:32Cycle Sundays are fucked!
00:43:33Guys, guys!
00:43:34Come on!
00:43:37Yes!
00:43:39Yes!
00:43:40Yes!
00:43:41Come on, come on, come on!
00:43:46Oh, shit.
00:43:47Holy mother...
00:43:50God damn it!
00:43:53Great.
00:43:54Now we're trapped between the highway and the authorities.
00:43:56Well, we wouldn't be in this position right now if you weren't such a narc.
00:44:00Guys!
00:44:00The mall's right there.
00:44:02All we have to do is cross the highway.
00:44:04And the cars aren't even moving.
00:44:06Now are we fifth graders or are we sixth graders?
00:44:25Well, I'm going back into the woods.
00:44:27I'll live above rain, water, and squirrels.
00:44:29I don't give a fuck.
00:44:30Uh, no you won't.
00:44:31Oh my gosh!
00:44:32I don't know.
00:44:33I don't know.
00:44:33It's like a parking lot.
00:44:34See?
00:44:36Wait!
00:44:36You stole another beer?
00:44:38What the fuck, Thor?
00:44:39Hey!
00:44:40You guys aren't the ones who's going to have sippy cup on their goddamn tombstone!
00:44:43God, say it, don't spray it.
00:44:47Get off the freeway!
00:44:49Children crossing.
00:44:51Please.
00:44:51Children are crossing.
00:44:53What are you guys doing?
00:44:55Get back to the side!
00:44:56Go!
00:44:57No!
00:44:57Fucking idiots!
00:44:59Wait.
00:45:00I got a message.
00:45:02Oh, it's from Taylor.
00:45:03She said Marcus is coming to the party.
00:45:05He has a huge crush on Brick Slate.
00:45:07She's definitely going to kiss him.
00:45:09He's the nicest kid in our grade.
00:45:10Wait, wait.
00:45:10I'm the nicest kid in our grade.
00:45:12It goes me, Marcus, Max, you.
00:45:17I'm way nicer than Max.
00:45:18No, you're not!
00:45:19You made Miss Willoughby cry last year.
00:45:21Hey, she was already crying.
00:45:22I just took her picture.
00:45:23Guys!
00:45:24Guys!
00:45:25Look!
00:45:26I'm starting!
00:45:27Hit!
00:45:28Hit!
00:45:29Oh!
00:45:30Stop!
00:45:30Let's go, guys!
00:45:33We're trapped!
00:45:35We're trapped!
00:45:36We're trapped!
00:45:36Let's go!
00:45:37Let's go!
00:45:39We're gonna stop!
00:45:40We're gonna die!
00:45:41No, we're not!
00:45:42We just need to time it, okay?
00:45:43We just need to time it right!
00:45:45We can do this, guys!
00:45:46We can do this!
00:45:52We can do this!
00:45:59Oh, shit!
00:46:00We made it!
00:46:00He made it!
00:46:01Whoa!
00:46:02I did it!
00:46:03Lucas!
00:46:04Lucas, look at me right now!
00:46:05I know you're scared.
00:46:07I'm not.
00:46:07At all.
00:46:08Shut up, Thor!
00:46:11No!
00:46:14No!
00:46:17No!
00:46:18No!
00:46:20No!
00:46:21No!
00:46:21No!
00:46:21No!
00:46:21I'm not dead!
00:46:23I'm not dead!
00:46:24No!
00:46:24You got it, man!
00:46:25Go on!
00:46:26Fuck you!
00:46:27I love you, too!
00:46:28Now come over here!
00:46:29I want my mom!
00:46:30Come on!
00:46:31Come on!
00:46:32I'm fine!
00:46:33I'll just live here!
00:46:35I'm good!
00:46:35Come on!
00:46:36You got this!
00:46:38Hurry!
00:46:39Come on, Thor!
00:46:40You're not sippy-cum!
00:46:41You're a badass!
00:46:45No!
00:46:46No!
00:46:46You got my bear!
00:46:46I'm not dead!
00:46:49No!
00:46:51Oh!
00:46:51What?
00:46:51Oh!
00:46:52Oh!
00:46:52Oh!あ!
00:46:59Oh!
00:47:06Wait!
00:47:07That's
00:47:07my dad's CPR doll! Oh!
00:47:09That's
00:47:09my dad's CPR doll! I'm
00:47:11not murderers! You're
00:47:12not murderers! You're
00:47:12safe! I'm
00:47:13fucking killin'! No!
00:47:14Go!
00:47:15Go!
00:47:25Excuse me!
00:47:27Pardon me!
00:47:27Pardon me!
00:47:28Sorry, excuse me!
00:47:29Go get her!
00:47:31Sorry!
00:47:35Hey!
00:47:36We called about the BD rolling thunder?
00:47:38I'm so sorry you guys.
00:47:40Sold it.
00:47:42Ha ha!
00:47:42Nice joke!
00:47:43So funny.
00:47:44What happened?
00:47:45No, I did.
00:47:46I sold it.
00:47:46Two girls.
00:47:47Said they knew you.
00:47:49Fuck yeah!
00:47:51I'm gonna kill your family!
00:47:52Use off the sugar, huh?
00:47:53And turn your whole family into zombies!
00:47:55Max!
00:47:56I was gonna say, you didn't let me finish.
00:48:00They left a note for you.
00:48:09Why are they walking like that?
00:48:10I don't know.
00:48:15How'd you guys track us?
00:48:17With your bag and prickle bushes.
00:48:18Dumbass!
00:48:19You told us that your life would be over if you didn't get a BD rolling thunder.
00:48:22And this is the only place a child could get to on a tricycle.
00:48:25Okay.
00:48:26I have the drugs.
00:48:27Now give me the drone.
00:48:32Are you fucking kidding me?
00:48:36What in the actual fuck?
00:48:38These are just gummy vitamins.
00:48:39I thought she was gonna check.
00:48:40Where is the molly?
00:48:41Where is it?
00:48:42A cop has it.
00:48:43You gave our drugs to a cop?
00:48:46Wait.
00:48:46Look.
00:48:47I know you don't know us and you think we're just stupid kids.
00:48:50But just listen to me.
00:48:51Whatever problems you're having, drugs are not the answer.
00:48:55Drugs just give you a false sense of reality.
00:48:58You may think your lives are bad, but you have family and friends who love you.
00:49:02Can you shut the fuck up?
00:49:03I just spent $600 on a fucking drone.
00:49:06You ruined my passionate moment.
00:49:08Well, it was stupid.
00:49:09This day is fucked.
00:49:10Benji is the only one who has molly and he won't sell it to us.
00:49:14Okay.
00:49:14Well, I'm sorry.
00:49:15We're fucked.
00:49:16We'll do it.
00:49:18We'll get you drugs.
00:49:20The fuck we will!
00:49:22What the hell, dude?
00:49:23Do you think he would sell to kids?
00:49:25We're not kids.
00:49:26We're tweens.
00:49:28What do we have to lose?
00:49:32So what's the deal?
00:49:35Max, this is fucking insane.
00:49:37Just take your goddamn punishment.
00:49:39Lucas and I will go to the party.
00:49:40We'll cock-block anyone that gets in your brick sleeve.
00:49:44They didn't invite you.
00:49:46What?
00:49:47The popular kids only invited me.
00:49:50What do you mean?
00:49:52They think you're kind of...random.
00:49:55Oh.
00:49:56But it's okay, because once those guys get to know you, they'll see what I see.
00:50:00That you're not random.
00:50:01That you're specific.
00:50:03I'm not buying drugs.
00:50:04Neither am I.
00:50:05You guys don't have to.
00:50:06I'll do all the talking.
00:50:07I just need your height in there.
00:50:09You're the only one of us that looks like they could be in college.
00:50:13Guys.
00:50:14Are you in or out?
00:50:18So you guys did all of this for a kissing party?
00:50:21No.
00:50:21There's also gonna be cool boys there.
00:50:24Remember my first kissing party?
00:50:25It was the summer after sixth grade at Manoush Patel's house.
00:50:29Who'd you kiss?
00:50:29Uh, Manoush's sister.
00:50:32Wait, you weren't there?
00:50:34No, we didn't really know each other then.
00:50:35I mean, we were in the same grade, but we didn't really become close until eighth grade.
00:50:39Oh.
00:50:40I just figured you guys knew each other for longer.
00:50:43Yeah, and everybody knows you meet your best friends in kindergarten.
00:50:46Yeah.
00:50:46Yeah, the only reason you're friends with people back then is because you live close to each other.
00:50:49Yeah, because like your parents are friends.
00:50:50No, that's not true for us.
00:50:53We're friends because we like each other.
00:50:55And we live close together.
00:50:56And our parents are friends.
00:51:08Okay, come here.
00:51:10Go in, buy two pills, ask for Benji.
00:51:14Do not mention Hannah.
00:51:16Who's Hannah?
00:51:17I am.
00:51:18Oh.
00:51:19I'm Max.
00:51:20Yeah, I know who you are.
00:51:22Just go in there, buy the pills, and then I'll trade you for the drone.
00:51:28Okay, if this goes bad, drive off.
00:51:31Okay.
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:33It's not too late to turn back.
00:51:34No, we have to get the drugs so we can get the drugs so we can go to the party.
00:52:03Hello?
00:52:12I am your cat.
00:52:14You are my baby.
00:52:16Yes, Daddy.
00:52:17You will stay down here and suffer until you learn to be mad.
00:52:23Yes, Daddy.
00:52:25What do you baby's wear?
00:52:26That's all.
00:52:27That's all.
00:52:28That's all.
00:52:29That's all.
00:52:30That's all.
00:52:30That's all.
00:52:30Good evening.
00:52:31Good evening. We're looking for Benji.
00:52:36Hey, Dickless. Come here.
00:52:38Yes, Daddy.
00:52:39I need you to go find Benji. Tell him he's got visitors.
00:52:42Yes, Daddy.
00:52:46That's your son?
00:52:47You guys can go sit your asses down over there and wait.
00:53:06Can I help you?
00:53:07Good afternoon. We would like to buy two pieces of Molly, please.
00:53:16Did Rafi from Sigma Nu send you?
00:53:19He did, that fucker. You guys are like seven.
00:53:22Oh, except for you. I recognize you from Econ. What's up, man?
00:53:27Seriously, I'm not selling drugs to kids.
00:53:28Not kids. We're tweens.
00:53:33Who told you to come here?
00:53:35Sell us the drugs and you'll find out.
00:53:42All right. Stay there.
00:53:52Hey.
00:53:54How long do you think he's gonna be?
00:54:01Oh, you made me hide.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:15Coming sent you.
00:54:19Hannah.
00:54:20What am I as fuck?
00:54:24Hannah.
00:54:24So this is what she thinks of me, huh?
00:54:27You can tell Hannah that if she wants Molly, she can suck my dick.
00:54:33You shouldn't talk about a woman like that.
00:54:35The only time she should suck your dick is when she gives you consent.
00:54:40You can suck my dick, and you can suck my dick too.
00:54:44What about me? I'm just gonna sit here?
00:54:48We're the beanbag boys. We do everything together.
00:54:51Get the fuck out of here, you little fucking babies. Let's go.
00:54:55Get out!
00:54:59Hey, guys, wait.
00:55:02I have something in here that might change your mind.
00:55:05Hurry up.
00:55:09Bitch! Now who's the baby?
00:55:11Holy shit!
00:55:12What the fuck?
00:55:13If I don't get those drugs, I'm gonna be grounded!
00:55:15And then I'll never get to kiss Brixley!
00:55:17Max!
00:55:18What the fuck are you doing?
00:55:20You sell drugs. We came here to buy them.
00:55:23So now you're gonna sell us the drugs!
00:55:25Do not test me!
00:55:26Wait!
00:55:28Okay.
00:55:31You want the drugs? I'm not your parent. Here.
00:55:33Thanks.
00:55:35Oh, shit.
00:55:37Oh, you're fucking dead!
00:55:42Fuck, come on down here.
00:55:45Whoa!
00:55:46She just dropped the charges.
00:55:48Oh, God!
00:55:53No!
00:55:56Holy shit!
00:56:02Max, watch out!
00:56:07I got your back!
00:56:09Fire!
00:56:13You're right!
00:56:14Oh, my God! I just killed a man!
00:56:21Lucas, get the drugs!
00:56:27We were never here!
00:56:29Fuck off the TV car!
00:56:32Max!
00:56:33What's happening?
00:56:35Fucking go!
00:56:36What?
00:56:37Shit!
00:56:37Shit!
00:56:39Drive!
00:56:40Drive!
00:56:49Lucas, drugs.
00:56:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:54Let me see what's in the bottle.
00:56:57Yeah.
00:57:02Okay, just give it to me.
00:57:10Wow, you guys are little badasses.
00:57:11It's because we're the beanbag boys.
00:57:15I don't know what that means.
00:57:16We have beanbags.
00:57:20It's been real, guys.
00:57:22Have fun at your kissing party.
00:57:25Thank you!
00:57:30Oh, we're only 1.7 miles away.
00:57:37What's wrong?
00:57:38You got the drone.
00:57:38Everything worked out.
00:57:39Max!
00:57:40I got punched in the fucking face, okay?
00:57:44We bought drugs.
00:57:46Can we just go home now?
00:57:59Guys, this is my dad.
00:58:02Hey, Dad!
00:58:03Hey, buddy.
00:58:04I got on the early flight, so I'll be home in 15 minutes.
00:58:0715 minutes from now, or 15 minutes from later?
00:58:10Funny guy.
00:58:11I'll see you soon.
00:58:14My dad will be home in 15 minutes.
00:58:16Maybe he won't notice the drone's gone.
00:58:18He'll notice.
00:58:19He's very observant.
00:58:20That's why my mom fell in love with him.
00:58:23The drone has to be home before your dad.
00:58:26I know.
00:58:27Just the drone.
00:58:28Not you.
00:58:30Just the drone.
00:58:35Okay.
00:58:40Here we go!
00:58:42Yes!
00:58:48Careful!
00:58:48I got this.
00:58:49I got this.
00:58:51More like the wood, Max!
00:58:54Yeah, uh, take a ride up here.
00:58:58I can see your house!
00:58:59There it is.
00:59:00There it is.
00:59:00The windows are closed!
00:59:02Shit, what do I do?
00:59:03There's chimneys!
00:59:09It's very tight!
00:59:11You got this!
00:59:12Shit, I can't see!
00:59:14I can't see!
00:59:14There's ash all over the camera!
00:59:16Use the forest!
00:59:17No, no, no!
00:59:18I can do this!
00:59:18I know my house perfectly!
00:59:20I can do this with my eyes closed!
00:59:21Don't break anything!
00:59:23Trust me!
00:59:23I got this!
00:59:44I'm the best pilot ever!
00:59:46Yeah!
00:59:46Yeah!
00:59:55I think we did it!
00:59:57Yeah!
00:59:57Mission accomplished!
01:00:00Hey, Dad!
01:00:02Did you get home safe?
01:00:08Uh-huh!
01:00:11I love you!
01:00:12Dad?
01:00:14Dad, please!
01:00:15Say I love you back!
01:00:17I need to hear it!
01:00:19Hello?
01:00:25My dad says I'm grounded.
01:00:27Now I'm never gonna be able to kiss Brixley.
01:00:29It's okay, Max.
01:00:30There'll be other parties.
01:00:32Lucas, you don't get it!
01:00:33He's right, Lucas.
01:00:34This party could change our lives.
01:00:36And you don't even care.
01:00:37It's not cool at all.
01:00:39Yeah, you would know it's not cool.
01:00:41What the fuck does that mean?
01:00:42Go sip a beer, sippy cup.
01:00:44I love beer.
01:00:45So yes, I will.
01:00:47And you may think you're so mature, but the truth is, you don't have pubes!
01:00:51And I have six.
01:00:52You say you have pubes, but you also say you drink beer, and I know you don't.
01:00:56Stop arguing!
01:00:57Just admit, you skipped the audition because you thought it wasn't cool, even though your voice is a fucking gift!
01:01:02And you always talk a big game, and you never back it up.
01:01:05Like on the freeway.
01:01:06Oh, sorry!
01:01:08I didn't want to cross twelve lanes of traffic so you can kiss some skank.
01:01:11Oh, shit!
01:01:12She's not a skank!
01:01:14She's the love of my life!
01:01:15You take that back!
01:01:16Hey!
01:01:16Hey!
01:01:16No karate!
01:01:18Stop fighting!
01:01:20You should never call a woman a skank!
01:01:22You should never call a woman anything!
01:01:25And you!
01:01:27You made us in school, head around with drugs, and lock a cop in a cabine's throat with what I
01:01:33now suspect is a dildo!
01:01:36What the fuck are you looking at, Gandalf?!
01:01:40You guys don't understand shit!
01:01:42I have hormones flying through my body, making me do crazy things!
01:01:46Do you even know what it feels like?
01:01:48Don't want to rub up against a tree all the time!
01:01:51You think you're better than us!
01:01:52Not better, just more mature!
01:01:54I'm into romance and grown-up shit, and you guys are still in the little kid's stop!
01:01:58I don't even know why we're still friends!
01:02:27Everything you like
01:02:29is now cancelled.
01:02:31Birthdays are cancelled.
01:02:33Holidays are cancelled.
01:02:35Summer's cancelled.
01:02:37Winter is coming.
01:02:38I'm sorry, Daddy.
01:02:39No, no, no.
01:02:40You are no longer allowed to call me Daddy.
01:02:42Call me Andrew or Mr. Newman
01:02:45or Warden.
01:02:46Underneath that cherubic face,
01:02:48devil lives inside of you.
01:02:50I will always love you
01:02:52because you are my son.
01:02:55But I no longer like you.
01:03:04Thorney, I just got off the phone with Max's mom.
01:03:09Did you know he skipped school
01:03:10and biked to the mall by himself?
01:03:12He said that?
01:03:13He did.
01:03:14Promise me you'll never do something
01:03:16as stupid as that, okay?
01:03:18I promise.
01:03:22And then we run across the highway,
01:03:24my arm got ripped out,
01:03:26and a fake woman shot out of a car.
01:03:29But we still got the drugs.
01:03:31But then we traded the drone for it
01:03:32and Max destroyed his house with it.
01:03:34But it was only because he wanted to marry Brixley
01:03:37and now he can't because he's grounded for life
01:03:39and we got into a huge fight
01:03:41and the beanbag boys are broke up
01:03:42and am I in trouble?
01:03:43Okay, son, now look,
01:03:45I love a good story with a bunch of gibberish
01:03:47just as much as anybody, okay?
01:03:49And I know you're going through a stressful time,
01:03:50but it doesn't give you a reason to tell us fibs.
01:03:53I'm not fibbing.
01:03:54I'm 100% sure you're fibbing to me.
01:03:56I'm not fibbing!
01:03:57Okay.
01:03:58I think I understand what's happening here.
01:04:00You think you're losing us
01:04:02and now you're worried
01:04:03you're going to lose your friends too.
01:04:05Look at me, man.
01:04:07We'll always be there, right?
01:04:08I mean, look, don't get me wrong.
01:04:09You know, me and your mom
01:04:10are not the same people
01:04:11we were when we first met.
01:04:12Mm-hmm.
01:04:13Tend to grow apart sometimes,
01:04:15but it's okay.
01:04:16You remember your hermit crab?
01:04:18Herman? Yeah.
01:04:19That's right, Herman.
01:04:20And you remember why he died?
01:04:22Oh, son of a...
01:04:23You told me he ran away!
01:04:25Technically, yes.
01:04:26He ran away, but then he died.
01:04:28Oh, my gosh, how?
01:04:29Herman died because hermit crabs
01:04:32grow out of their shells,
01:04:33and they need to find new,
01:04:35bigger seashells on the beach to grow into.
01:04:37Or they die, and we didn't know that.
01:04:39So Herman died because of you guys?
01:04:42The point is,
01:04:43you and your friends are growing and changing,
01:04:46and y'all need to find bigger shells.
01:04:47And there's nothing wrong with that.
01:04:50Okay, look.
01:04:52You need to blame those pets to hold.
01:04:53Because they did not get information
01:04:55about her...
01:05:11It's Lucas.
01:05:14You scared the shit out of me!
01:05:15I didn't want your parents to see my face.
01:05:18Why are you even here?
01:05:20I've grown a lot in the last two hours.
01:05:22My parents' divorce has really changed me.
01:05:24If the Bing Bag boys don't grow together,
01:05:27they'll grow apart.
01:05:28I don't want that.
01:05:30I don't want to get a divorce from you.
01:05:32Then you need to go to Soren's party.
01:05:34You need to sneak out.
01:05:35I can't.
01:05:36I'm grounded.
01:05:37Besides,
01:05:38Brixley's necklace is still on the count.
01:05:40Let me worry about the necklace.
01:05:41And what are your parents going to do?
01:05:43Double ground you?
01:05:45Is Brixley here forever or not?
01:05:49Then you need to come with me now.
01:05:52Fine, I'll go.
01:05:53But I'm not apologizing to Thor.
01:05:55He's not coming.
01:05:57Good.
01:05:58Fuck that bitch.
01:06:00I'll go get my jacket.
01:06:02Hey, Max.
01:06:04Yeah?
01:06:05Bring that dick.
01:06:13You said Thor wasn't coming.
01:06:15What the hell is he doing here?
01:06:17I parent-trapped your asses.
01:06:18See, now we're all in a bigger hermit crab shell together.
01:06:22It made sense when my parents said it.
01:06:25So you took the blame for us, huh?
01:06:27Yeah, I thought about what you would do.
01:06:29You did the opposite.
01:06:30This party?
01:06:31It's going to be an epic rager.
01:06:33Okay, Simpika.
01:06:35Just stay out of my way, maxi pad.
01:06:48Aw, don't you boys look cute?
01:06:51Everybody's in the basement.
01:06:53I don't even want to know what's going on down there.
01:06:55Come on in, fellas.
01:06:57Hi.
01:07:21Oh my god, you made it.
01:07:24Max, I want you to meet Brigsley.
01:07:27Hi, I'm Max.
01:07:30Hi.
01:07:32It's nice to finally meet you.
01:07:35Me too.
01:07:36Cool jacket.
01:07:39I got all by myself with my mom.
01:07:42I go shopping with my mom too.
01:07:45This is going so well.
01:07:48Did you bring the necklace?
01:07:52Brigsley, this is for you.
01:07:55Oh, thanks.
01:07:56It's pretty.
01:07:57There and all.
01:07:58Oh, fancy.
01:08:03I'm going to wear this later.
01:08:05Thanks, Max.
01:08:07What's up, sippy cup?
01:08:10Not much, just got into a fight with a bunch of men and stole a beer.
01:08:17There's no way, sippy cup is going to drink it.
01:08:20Not only am I going to drink it, I'm going to break the record.
01:08:26I'm going to take four sips.
01:08:28Four is impossible.
01:08:30Soaring can't even do four.
01:08:31Shut up.
01:08:33Drink.
01:08:51That's one.
01:08:53Big deal.
01:08:58That's two.
01:09:00Okay.
01:09:07That's three.
01:09:09This is insane.
01:09:12He's going to barf.
01:09:13Somebody get him a sippy cup.
01:09:15Sippy cup, sippy cup, sippy cup, sippy cup.
01:09:22Sippy cup, sippy cup, sippy cup, sippy cup.
01:09:27That's fucking four.
01:09:30Thor, Thor, Thor, Thor, Thor, Thor, Thor.
01:09:33Thor, Thor, Thor, Thor!
01:09:35Fuck, get down the hole in!
01:09:40Four sips. Bad ass.
01:09:42Mad respect to Thor?
01:09:44Eyes up here.
01:09:45If you don't consent to kissing, that's cool.
01:09:48You can go play VR upstairs.
01:09:50But if you're staying down here, you better strap in
01:09:53because shit's about to get real.
01:09:57Let's spin a bottle.
01:09:58Well, then it's a good thing I got a bottle right here!
01:10:04Do you remember when we used to dance?
01:10:09And it's a dance that rose from circumstance.
01:10:13One thing led to another, we were young.
01:10:18And we would string together songs unsung.
01:10:24It was the heat of the moment.
01:10:29I'm out.
01:10:30Where are you going?
01:10:31That was nasty.
01:10:33I'm going upstairs to play VR.
01:10:35If you leave, you can never come back.
01:10:38Oh, no!
01:10:48Rixley, your turn.
01:11:00Come on, roll me off.
01:11:04Yeah!
01:11:13Go, and go, and go.
01:11:13See ya, buddy.
01:11:15Come отдель!
01:11:16Woo-hoo!
01:11:16Go, hoe!
01:11:16Go, boy!
01:11:18Go, grow day Ground쿠TheWood.
01:11:28Oh, my God, this is the most dramatic thing I've ever seen.
01:11:33He's not gonna do it.
01:11:37He's gonna do it.
01:11:40I can't do it.
01:11:44People don't change.
01:11:45He's still Sippy Cup.
01:11:47Wait, wait, Kissy Cup.
01:11:50Kissy Cup, Kissy Cup, Kissy Cup, Kissy Cup.
01:11:54Fuck off, Atticus.
01:11:56His name is Thor, and everyone knows your mom playdressed or cookbook.
01:12:00Thor, wait up.
01:12:07I'm sorry I called you a try-hard.
01:12:10No, you were right.
01:12:12This whole time I've been trying to be someone who I wasn't.
01:12:16I got an earring.
01:12:18I drank a beer.
01:12:20I quit singing.
01:12:23Yeah.
01:12:24I guess I went a little crazy today, too.
01:12:31Let's get out of here.
01:12:33No.
01:12:34You don't want to do that.
01:12:36You're gonna stay down here and kiss Brixley.
01:12:39Beanbag Boys do everything together.
01:12:42Not everything.
01:12:44Not anymore.
01:12:49Maybe those old girls are right.
01:12:53Maybe we're on different paths.
01:12:56Yeah.
01:12:57Then what are you gonna do?
01:13:01I don't know.
01:13:02I just know it's not this.
01:13:04No way.
01:13:05This is insane.
01:13:07Forget to spin the bottle.
01:13:09Now go over there and kiss your future wife.
01:13:15Bye.
01:13:17Bye.
01:13:45Bruce Lee.
01:13:46Hey, can I kiss you?
01:13:50Okay.
01:14:16Hey, can I kiss you?
01:14:20Ah!
01:14:22Cool.
01:14:23Where am I?
01:14:25Oh, here I am.
01:14:27Lucas, I'm leaving.
01:14:29You sure you don't want to try this?
01:14:31No, I'm good.
01:14:36Want to go to my house and play Ascension?
01:14:39I don't want to play Ascension anymore.
01:14:43And who am I going to play with?
01:14:44You'll find someone.
01:14:48My face feels so tingly.
01:14:50No way!
01:14:52Oh my gosh, this is amazing!
01:14:54I can't believe you guys are here!
01:14:57Oh, this is so amazing!
01:14:59Hi!
01:15:00Ow!
01:15:01Please no, please no, don't kill us!
01:15:04What happened?
01:15:05How do you know Soren?
01:15:06Is he your boyfriend?
01:15:09He's my brother.
01:15:10I love that piece of shit.
01:15:19You guys, where's everybody else?
01:15:20Where's your friend with the sad eyes?
01:15:22Sad boy Max.
01:15:24In the basement kissing.
01:15:25It's an orgy down there.
01:15:27And you guys aren't into that?
01:15:28Mm-mm.
01:15:29Aw, it's okay.
01:15:31You're only in sixth grade.
01:15:32You guys are going to figure it out.
01:15:34Yeah, you have your whole life for that.
01:15:35No rush.
01:15:36No rush.
01:15:37I mean, what do you love?
01:15:41Ascension, rules, anti-drug campaigns, grilled cheese.
01:15:46Aw, I could fuck with the grilled cheese right now.
01:15:48Aw, guys, I'm going to mix grilled cheese.
01:15:50Oh yeah, that sounds so good.
01:15:51What about you, Sleeveless?
01:15:53What are you into?
01:15:55I love to sing.
01:15:56Yes.
01:15:58I actually skipped my audition today for the musical.
01:16:01No.
01:16:02Now I can't be in it.
01:16:03No.
01:16:04What?
01:16:04You have to convince them to let you audition.
01:16:06You must.
01:16:07You must.
01:16:08Audition.
01:16:09Sing for us.
01:16:10No.
01:16:10Oh my gosh, sing for us.
01:16:11You're a baby bird.
01:16:13Sing for us.
01:16:13So no grilled cheese?
01:16:14No.
01:16:15Sing for us, be our concert.
01:16:27I gotta take a little time.
01:16:31A little time to think things over.
01:16:36I better read between the lines.
01:16:41In case I need it when I'm older.
01:16:50Oh, now this mountain I must climb.
01:16:54Feels like the world upon my shoulders.
01:17:01But through the clouds I see love shine.
01:17:06It keeps me warm as life grows colder.
01:17:11In my life, there's been heartache and pain.
01:17:18I don't know if I can face it again.
01:17:22I can't stop now.
01:17:26I've traveled so far.
01:17:29To change this lonely life.
01:17:35I wanna know what love is.
01:17:41I want you to show me.
01:17:46I wanna be what love is.
01:17:52Oh, now you can show me.
01:18:00I gotta take a little time.
01:18:04A little time to look around me.
01:18:10And I got nowhere left to hide.
01:18:13It looks like love has finally found me.
01:18:18In my life, there's been heartache and pain.
01:18:26I don't know if I can face it again.
01:18:31I can't stop now.
01:18:34I can't stop now.
01:18:34I've traveled so far.
01:18:37To change this lonely life.
01:18:43I wanna know what love is.
01:18:47I wanna know what love is.
01:18:49Oh, now you can show me.
01:18:52Oh, now you can show me.
01:18:54You can show me.
01:18:55It looks like love has finally found me.
01:18:55Oh, now you can show me.
01:19:15Oh, now you can show me.
01:19:16Oh, now you can show me.
01:19:19You can show me.
01:19:22Oh, now you can show me.
01:19:22I know you're enjoying me
01:19:27But you're talking about love
01:19:30I'm running out of love
01:19:33Love that you feel inside
01:19:36I know you're enjoying me
01:19:39I know you're enjoying me
01:19:56My master is
01:20:11Thank you, I was really great
01:20:13What's up Max?
01:20:16I'll be right back
01:20:17Hey, how do you think you make it?
01:20:19Are you kidding?
01:20:20You know I'd never miss one of your shows
01:20:22It was so cool when you stabbed that pimp
01:20:25Thank you
01:20:26Oh, sorry, this is Scout
01:20:28You were really good
01:20:29Thanks, sweetie
01:20:30I was much better in the matinee
01:20:33I'm gonna go find Cassidy
01:20:37I thought you were still grounded
01:20:39It ended yesterday
01:20:40A month from the hole
01:20:42Thanks again for taking the fall
01:20:44You would have done the same
01:20:46Well, well, well
01:20:47Look who's here, me
01:20:49Hey
01:20:50Hey
01:20:52Feels like we haven't talked in weeks
01:20:56Yeah
01:20:58Max
01:20:59My mom said she'll drop us that frozen yogurt
01:21:01If your mom will pick us up
01:21:03Great
01:21:03Be there in a second, babe
01:21:04Okay, babe
01:21:06So, how's it going with Scout?
01:21:08Good
01:21:08But hard
01:21:10But good
01:21:11Our relationship is a lot of work
01:21:13Don't let anyone tell you differently
01:21:17Hey, Lucas, you still want to play essential with me and the guys later?
01:21:20I'll be there in a minute
01:21:22Classic Lucas
01:21:25Carlos and those scab guys seem cool
01:21:27They're cool
01:21:29But they're not the beanbag boys
01:21:34Max!
01:21:38All right
01:21:42I guess, I guess it should go
01:21:45Yeah, right
01:21:47Well
01:21:48Yeah
01:22:05I missed you guys
01:22:16Let's make a promise
01:22:18Even if we don't hang out all the time
01:22:20We'll still always be there for the big stuff
01:22:23Beanbag boys for life
01:22:26Beanbag boys for life
01:22:28Beanbag boys for life
01:22:41Wait
01:22:44There's something I have to show you
01:22:45Come up to my parents' bedroom in three minutes
01:22:52Yo, guys
01:22:53Check this out
01:22:54An indoor swing?
01:22:56You always have the best toys
01:22:58Yeah
01:22:58Flip that switch
01:23:02How cool is it?
01:23:04Your parents love to play
01:23:05What do they do with it?
01:23:07They swing on it
01:23:08Can we go on it?
01:23:09Fuck yeah
01:23:25Four?
01:23:27What are you doing in mom and dad's room?
01:23:29Get the hell out of here, Annabelle
01:23:30That swing is for saxing
01:23:32People do sex on it
01:23:36Oh
01:23:38If you're young boy
01:23:40If you're young boy, really down
01:23:41Baby, let me watch you go to town
01:23:43Miss you one chance, baby, never hold it now
01:23:46Yeah
01:23:49Let me see you go to town, baby
01:23:51Go to town, yeah
01:23:52Baby, let me watch you go to town
01:23:55Miss you one chance, baby, never hold it now
01:23:59Yeah
01:23:59Yeah
01:24:00Yeah
01:24:02Go down, go down, go down, go down
01:24:05Yeah
01:24:05Let me see you go to town
01:24:07Go to town, yeah
01:24:14Go down, go down, go down ho down
01:24:16Yeah
01:24:22Yeah
01:24:25Go to town with it
01:24:26And she shave it all off
01:24:28Charlie Brown with it
01:24:29Lookin' all around
01:24:30All the other girls sound fishy
01:24:32He ain't never caught a whip
01:24:33That's why he down with it
01:24:35Bitch, I'm tellin' you
01:24:36This incredible
01:24:38This shit edible
01:24:39It's like chemical
01:24:40Kiss my genital
01:24:41My taste medical
01:24:42Curse like chemicals
01:24:43If he get it out
01:24:44When he taste that shit
01:24:45Turn edible
01:24:46Can you see that?
01:24:48She need pads
01:24:49I'm a bad bitch
01:24:51Fuck a pee pad
01:24:52Full of shit
01:24:53If he on either
01:24:54He a big bag
01:24:55He could use a submarine
01:24:56I can't see you
01:24:57Make me down boy
01:24:58Put it down
01:25:00Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:02Miss you one chance
01:25:04Baby never hold it now
01:25:05Yeah
01:25:08Let me see you go to town baby
01:25:10Go to town
01:25:12Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:14Miss you one chance
01:25:15Baby never hold it now
01:25:17Yeah
01:25:17Hey
01:25:18Hey
01:25:30Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:30Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:30Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:31Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:31Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:33Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:34Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:36Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:37Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:37Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:37Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:38Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:38Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:38Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:39Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:39Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:39Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:40Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:40Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:41Baby let me watch you go to town
01:25:43Baby let me watch you go to town
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