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00:00:01What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:04Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:24You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:26Crazy bitch!
00:00:27You told her?
00:00:28She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:32What the fuck?
00:00:35What?
00:00:36Michelangelo?
00:00:37Don't worry.
00:00:39You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:54Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:01Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:26You are such a simpleton.
00:01:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I fucking hate you more.
00:02:05So, you were arrested.
00:02:08Again.
00:02:11To be fair, we thought it was legal to swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:18It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:30Come on, Gucci.
00:02:31Come on.
00:02:32Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Come on, Gucci.
00:02:41Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Maria.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:50Come on, Gucci.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:38Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:43Bye, Dad.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool.
00:04:42Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:49Hi.
00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold on.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were you?
00:05:10Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Ah, Sulayton's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:37Okay?
00:05:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:55I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:09So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this together.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:56Did you have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:05Yeah.
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no, forget about it.
00:07:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia,
00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Mm-hmm.
00:07:42Come back tonight
00:07:43and, uh,
00:07:46make something nice.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:06Come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:17Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44No.
00:08:44I don't know your heart.
00:08:46Hey.
00:08:47I remember that shit, huh?
00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What?
00:09:02Exactly.
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean...
00:09:14It's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Bromulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you I'm...
00:09:49Shut down.
00:09:52Fine.
00:09:53Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:04What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole.
00:10:13You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no.
00:10:28Please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's...
00:10:31He's immature.
00:10:32Alright?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you.
00:10:35Pour forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:37Alright?
00:10:38Just have a seat.
00:10:39Alright?
00:10:40And I promise,
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night,
00:10:43won't you son?
00:10:45So,
00:10:45Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's
00:10:48cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh,
00:11:06make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well,
00:11:13it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14Heh heh.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married,
00:11:18that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus.
00:11:23What are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone
00:11:28who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Angela, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that
00:11:38is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45See?
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I,
00:11:51we were opposites.
00:11:52Oh yeah,
00:11:53we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy
00:11:58when we first met her.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking
00:12:02I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two
00:12:05in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:08Yeah.
00:12:09Like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus,
00:12:13isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:16for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help
00:12:18your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Or you'll be able to afford
00:12:21the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree
00:12:23to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:45Michelangelo,
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree
00:12:50to marry her,
00:12:51then you're gonna lose
00:12:54the business.
00:12:55And you're also gonna lose
00:12:56your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just
00:13:06go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already
00:13:09drafted the contract
00:13:11and, son,
00:13:12we are gonna need
00:13:13some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:17Try and make yourself
00:13:17look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged
00:13:22for a period of 30 days,
00:13:24followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one
00:13:29for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Holloway Bowl
00:13:32is not booked.
00:13:33Anyway,
00:13:34you must move in together
00:13:36immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion,
00:13:38you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong
00:13:40with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well,
00:13:43it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out to the public,
00:13:45right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be
00:13:47our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:50made.
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15Oh.
00:14:24So,
00:14:25your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31Okay.
00:14:41So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:46A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:12What was this?
00:15:13Put it in the trash.
00:15:15This isn't trash.
00:15:16These are my sisters.
00:15:17She's an artist.
00:15:18So, put them in your room.
00:15:20I said you could live here,
00:15:21not decorate.
00:15:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:23Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:25That's man thong.
00:15:26It's trademarked.
00:15:31Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:33If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:15:35we're throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:38It's electric.
00:15:44Oh, by the way,
00:15:46this is gonna work.
00:15:48You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:16:00You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy.
00:16:03Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:04I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:16:06It's just...
00:16:08It's not like you.
00:16:10Actually, we're...
00:16:12Reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:14Like I always taught you.
00:16:17Mom?
00:16:19Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:22And besides,
00:16:24Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:26So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Michelangelo...
00:16:36Dino Valeno?
00:16:37Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo Dino Valeno?!
00:16:41Shhh!
00:16:46Michelangelo?
00:16:47Do you want to start a hundred cancelled Bravo shows?
00:16:49How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:59He's so...
00:17:00Toxic.
00:17:01Speak of the devil.
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:16Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:20We'll talk about this later.
00:17:43Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:18:03Where did that come from?
00:18:32We'll talk about this later.
00:18:33Thanks, Marley.
00:18:36Ooh, good taste.
00:18:39Oh, I'm good.
00:18:41We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:47You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:51you should see the bedroom.
00:18:53Oh.
00:19:04Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:13Whatever.
00:19:15Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous?
00:19:32I'm not jealous!
00:19:36Sweet dreams!
00:19:44I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kind of hot.
00:20:09See you later.
00:20:11And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:15Sorry.
00:20:16I had one too many to drink.
00:20:18It won't happen again.
00:20:19Better not.
00:20:31How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:34Not now.
00:20:35My head's killing me.
00:20:36We need to talk about last night.
00:20:38No, what we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:42I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:45Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:46But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:50And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:53Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:54Just give me my phone.
00:20:56My sister needs this money.
00:21:01My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:04And if the paparazzi find out about the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:11Then neither of us gets...
00:21:15Then the contract is violated.
00:21:17Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:18Yeah, no shit.
00:21:19I'm serious.
00:21:21I get what we want.
00:21:21Yeah, no shit.
00:21:23I'm serious.
00:21:24Don't screw this up.
00:21:26Fuck.
00:21:27Don't screw this up.
00:21:30I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:33I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:35I know what I'm doing.
00:21:37Dog walker.
00:21:38I know what I'm doing.
00:21:40Dog walker.
00:21:41And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:44And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:47Whatever I want.
00:21:48Wherever I want.
00:21:50Fine.
00:21:51Do whatever you want.
00:21:54I'm sorry.
00:21:55It's a bit harsh.
00:21:59I'm sorry.
00:22:00It's a bit harsh.
00:22:01It's just really, really hungover.
00:22:09Hungover.
00:22:13That could have gone better.
00:22:15That could have gone better.
00:22:24Hey, baby.
00:22:27Hey, baby.
00:22:30You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:32You're rich.
00:22:33You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:35You're rich now.
00:22:37I know.
00:22:37I like it.
00:22:38Uh-huh.
00:22:39I know.
00:22:40I like it.
00:22:41Uh-huh.
00:22:42It's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:47It rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:56Oh, fine.
00:22:57Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right.
00:23:06Well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right.
00:23:09Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen.
00:23:12He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15Look, I promise.
00:23:17I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah, you're right.
00:23:21Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gucci.
00:23:29Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no.
00:23:33Royce.
00:23:36It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Same here.
00:23:51Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54This whole family, actually.
00:23:57All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59I should make a reality show.
00:24:00We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:05Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like that.
00:24:16So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:22I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:25Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:32Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33I was trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:04I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:25:08You did?
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:16He's cute.
00:25:17I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:21Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:27I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:31I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:37I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:26:04I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:10Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:11I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:18Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:24Royce pooped.
00:26:26You should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:28I don't see it.
00:26:29Just over there.
00:26:37Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:52That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow.
00:26:56You'll be my extra hands.
00:26:57And we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:11Wow!
00:27:15Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:18Hi.
00:27:19I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:25You're engaged, remember?
00:27:28And this is our new palette.
00:27:31It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:37But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:27:49What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you.
00:27:55You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:00Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:28:10But she just worked hard.
00:28:12And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:15I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, I see.
00:28:18See, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:31Break's over.
00:28:47Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:55Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:28:59you talk about the day's work,
00:29:00and raise you closer together.
00:29:03Comfort each other,
00:29:04just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:08You know, I'm thinking,
00:29:10it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:29:14Tonight.
00:29:16Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:25Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:29:28to the Dina for Dina.
00:29:32Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah.
00:29:41We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:46I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:29:47in the limo,
00:29:48and don't be late.
00:29:53Why, Dad?
00:30:05So, remind me,
00:30:07why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice
00:30:12for my favorite big sister.
00:30:15And?
00:30:17And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dina Lavino family now,
00:30:23I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:28Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:36How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:48Is that bad?
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker
00:30:54look this hot
00:30:55by that dress
00:30:57ASAP.
00:31:02Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:04I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:40What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Oh, thanks.
00:31:45Um,
00:31:47I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No,
00:31:50it's just,
00:31:51uh,
00:31:52something
00:31:53different.
00:31:54Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:56The manwhore house is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:00Awesome.
00:32:01Thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait,
00:32:07I've been calling you.
00:32:08We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you.
00:32:10I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on.
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right.
00:32:23Hey,
00:32:24look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:29She's
00:32:30sick.
00:32:31She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:33If your fiancé's sick,
00:32:35you know,
00:32:35you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah,
00:32:37you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some,
00:32:39give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you
00:32:42for the next film.
00:32:43Tell me that I hope
00:32:44she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:51Bye.
00:32:51Bye.
00:32:53Bye.
00:32:53Bye.
00:32:54Bye.
00:32:54Bye.
00:32:56Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:08Hey,
00:33:09it's Michael Angelo,
00:33:10Dean Levino.
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:27Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:32You look like you just walked off a runway
00:33:34without a dog.
00:33:36Sorry.
00:33:37I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:40No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned
00:33:42this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:47Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50You like your treatment.
00:33:51You look like one.
00:33:53Thanks, Tim.
00:33:55Hey,
00:33:56lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg,
00:34:06lover boy.
00:34:26Rock stars are so much better
00:34:27than underwear models.
00:34:28All I do
00:34:30You know what I want, babe.
00:34:34You know what I want, babe.
00:34:38Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michael Angelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:48But that doesn't mean
00:34:49I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:58Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:03I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's all right.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:21You want some of that a drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:29So,
00:35:30when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:34Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands
00:35:36all through high school and college,
00:35:37but
00:35:38I feel like this one's
00:35:39finally going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:42When I get my record deal,
00:35:43I can finally quit my job
00:35:45and focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're going to quit dog walking?
00:35:49I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but
00:35:52it's just another gig
00:35:53until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14I'm beautiful, you know that.
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20Now I'm not sure.
00:36:22We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel
00:36:24a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:29What the heck?
00:36:30I'm tipsy,
00:36:31and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:48Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Levino,
00:36:55the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiancée.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:16I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:25This is for making me uber
00:37:26all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:37I can't believe you did that
00:37:39after your high and mighty speech.
00:37:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:37:42Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi
00:37:43following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night,
00:37:52and now you're jealous.
00:37:55Me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way
00:37:57that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Mike, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker,
00:38:02you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:07That is an original.
00:38:08I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine!
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine,
00:38:13go back to ancient Rome,
00:38:14and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art,
00:38:16your money,
00:38:16your stupid mansion.
00:38:17They're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:22You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement
00:38:29would be anything more
00:38:30than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed
00:38:43to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:39:05You brought this on to yourself.
00:39:08I was like,
00:39:20Oh
00:39:53where am i who's spooning me
00:39:58is that jake how drunk was i
00:40:06michelangelo dog walker
00:40:10oh i forgot we did that last night
00:40:14must have been all those free beers
00:40:18we don't have to talk about this right
00:40:20we had too many drinks
00:40:22we just forget it ever happened
00:40:24if that's what you want
00:40:26definitely
00:40:29um i have to go to work
00:40:32i should get up too
00:40:35oh my head
00:40:37there's pedialine in the fridge
00:40:41thanks for coming today sis
00:40:42of course
00:40:43my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:40:47well you look great
00:40:50thanks
00:40:51i don't feel great
00:40:53the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:40:57you on the other hand
00:41:07michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:41:08wait
00:41:10for the first time
00:41:13yeah
00:41:14we're taking it slow
00:41:17michelangelo
00:41:17the male gigolo
00:41:19is taking it slow
00:41:22maybe i did misjudge him
00:41:26and how was it
00:41:28well
00:41:30really bad
00:41:31right
00:41:31i knew it
00:41:32actually
00:41:34it was the best sex i ever had
00:41:37well that explains the glow
00:41:42i am happy for you sis
00:41:45physical chemistry is important
00:41:47that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:41:50i don't get it
00:41:51he and i are nothing alike
00:41:53and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:41:54i feel like
00:41:55like an arcade game
00:41:56and he just keeps getting the high score
00:41:57again and again
00:41:58and
00:42:00you get the picture
00:42:03hey
00:42:05opposite to track
00:42:06i mean
00:42:08that's why you guys love each other so much
00:42:11because you're so different
00:42:13something like that
00:42:23here comes
00:42:24right on the schedule
00:42:26dog walker's in love with me
00:42:28i'll have to let her down easy
00:42:30weird
00:42:31i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:42:43what was that about
00:42:45must be the hangover
00:42:55hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:42:56maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:43:11hey unfortunately something came up
00:43:13i can't make it tonight
00:43:18why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:43:20and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:43:54i'm not very good with words
00:43:56me neither
00:43:56but last night i
00:43:59you don't have to say anything
00:44:00we both know it was a mistake
00:44:02and we can just go back to hating each other
00:44:05like nothing ever happened
00:44:06i don't think you understand it
00:44:07you just listen to me for a second
00:44:09look
00:44:10you don't have to worry about me catching feelings
00:44:11i'm a big girl
00:44:12i've had a one night stand before
00:44:15i've never been with someone like you before
00:44:17okay
00:44:18i get it
00:44:19i'm not one of your
00:44:20your models
00:44:21or your
00:44:22your d-list actresses
00:44:24you don't have to give me some
00:44:25big speech about
00:44:26letting me down easily
00:44:27i know that if you would take back last night
00:44:30that you would
00:44:30frankly so would i
00:44:32i mean you're driving me nuts
00:44:33you don't understand
00:44:34let's
00:44:34let's get some takeout
00:44:36and figure this thing out
00:44:38i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:44:41wait
00:44:42did you just call me amelia
00:44:47what happened to dog walker
00:44:50i have a confession to make
00:44:55last night
00:44:56i don't know how
00:44:57i don't know why
00:45:00that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:45:04really
00:45:05do i look like i'm lying
00:45:07i'm not a good actor
00:45:08i could even do reality tv
00:45:12but there is
00:45:14a fire between us amelia
00:45:16some kind of crazy
00:45:18cosmic chemistry
00:45:21you sound like you're
00:45:22reading a horoscope
00:45:23amelia
00:45:25please
00:45:28i know you felt it too
00:45:34amelia
00:45:35please
00:45:37don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:45:39i felt it too
00:45:45so why are we fighting it
00:45:48i've been thinking about you all day
00:45:50me too
00:46:25so i set the kitchen on fire
00:46:28how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire
00:46:33it's not my fault
00:46:34they should change the name
00:46:37no wonder they cancelled vanderpump superyacht
00:46:40if you think that's funny
00:46:41just wait till the next episode
00:46:42the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis
00:46:45and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:52you know
00:46:52when you're not acting like a complete douchebag
00:46:55you're not so bad
00:46:58thanks
00:47:00you know we could actually try this
00:47:03hey if the sex stays this good
00:47:05i'm open for anything
00:47:07i'm serious
00:47:09the wedding's coming up
00:47:11we could give it a shot
00:47:13you mean like
00:47:14you and me
00:47:16together together
00:47:17why not
00:47:18were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:33oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:40oh
00:47:41hey royce
00:47:43jake
00:47:44how's it going
00:47:47good
00:47:48yeah
00:47:49look the other night was kind of
00:47:51crazy
00:47:51i know
00:47:53i should have told you about michelangelo
00:47:56we were kind of
00:47:57in a fight
00:47:59i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:48:01is he always like that
00:48:03so aggressive and controlling
00:48:05i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:48:07he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:48:11well i am his woman
00:48:13he saw us together and he got jealous
00:48:16and i don't blame him
00:48:17oh my god
00:48:18am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:48:22i didn't mean a pride
00:48:25just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:27i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:30thanks jake
00:48:30but
00:48:31i'm engaged
00:48:33remember
00:48:34and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:37i thought we had a connection
00:48:39you're a cat person
00:48:41it never would have worked
00:48:44come on gucci
00:48:44let's go
00:48:49cats are awesome
00:48:53that was a
00:48:54great presentation
00:48:56the marketing director loved her ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so
00:49:00ooh
00:49:02maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:49:04oh yeah
00:49:05yeah
00:49:05now listen
00:49:06i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:49:09you mind watching your little brother for me
00:49:11gucci
00:49:12sure
00:49:12but i mean
00:49:13you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:49:15yeah
00:49:16but that's how you impress her
00:49:17you invite her for a romantic date
00:49:20at the dog park
00:49:21at the dog park
00:49:22mm-hmm
00:49:23i just texted her
00:49:24it's all set
00:49:25now
00:49:27go get her lover boy
00:49:39so
00:49:40you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:43you've never played fetch before
00:49:44it's
00:49:46it's my dad's dog
00:49:47not mine
00:49:50let me try
00:49:51that's okay
00:49:52i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:49:55dainty hands
00:49:59do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:02no
00:50:03i like my work
00:50:05what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:50:08have fun
00:50:10you're right
00:50:11i should work less
00:50:13if nothing else
00:50:15you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:21fetch gucci
00:50:26i've got a big surprise
00:50:28a surprise
00:50:30just wait and see
00:50:40grazie
00:50:40have a good night mr. Dino Bellino
00:50:48what's that
00:50:49special delivery from
00:50:51masterione's italian deli
00:50:55good gucci
00:50:56what's your favorite prosciutto
00:50:59you know that's awful for dogs
00:51:01right
00:51:03i thought you were
00:51:05off the clock today
00:51:07besides a special occasion
00:51:10i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:51:12to pour a little chianti into
00:51:15okay
00:51:16this is for us
00:51:18why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:51:19what else is in the back
00:51:21just some
00:51:21imported italian ingredients
00:51:23so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:26you can cook
00:51:40that was so good
00:51:43i feel like i just
00:51:44went to italy
00:51:45even though i've never been
00:51:47how did you
00:51:47do this
00:51:48i can't cook
00:51:49at all
00:51:50making italian food
00:51:51is one of my favorite things to do
00:51:52did you learn in culinary school
00:51:55no my mom taught me
00:51:57tell me about her
00:52:00i've never told a girl about my mom
00:52:03sorry
00:52:04i don't mean to pry
00:52:06she
00:52:07passed away when i was eleven
00:52:09breast cancer
00:52:11but
00:52:11i have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:13she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:52:15and
00:52:17she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:20we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:26i still have all of her recipes
00:52:28here
00:52:30handwritten in italian
00:52:31that's really special
00:52:35i miss her
00:52:37this might sound corny but
00:52:40i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:52:43it's not corny
00:52:45but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:52:48just don't tell tmz
00:52:51what about your parents
00:52:53my parents died in a car accident
00:52:56when i was thirteen
00:52:58it's been me and betsy ever since
00:53:00i'm sorry
00:53:01i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:06i don't want to lose her too
00:53:09i'm sorry
00:53:10your story made me emotional
00:53:12i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:14i'll help you
00:53:15no no it's fine
00:53:16i like doing the dishes
00:53:17it relaxes me
00:53:19good
00:53:20because i hate them
00:53:22well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:28is it just the wine
00:53:30or am i really falling for
00:53:32him
00:53:32her
00:53:46hey
00:53:47hey
00:53:48do you want an espresso
00:53:50i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:52no thank you
00:53:53you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:53:55okay well don't forget gucci
00:53:58how could i
00:54:01ready bro
00:54:02well let me fix your tie
00:54:05what do you know about ties
00:54:07you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:09and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:12touche
00:54:14there you go
00:54:15okay bye
00:54:16bye
00:54:19love you
00:54:20love you too
00:54:31sorry
00:54:32it's reflex
00:54:33i didn't mean to say that
00:54:34me neither
00:54:35too soon
00:54:38talk about it later
00:54:39yeah
00:54:41okay
00:54:41okay
00:54:43uh could that have been any more awkward
00:54:46and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:54:52look who's here
00:54:54hey
00:54:55my little guy
00:54:57hey little gucci
00:54:59look at this right here
00:55:01huh
00:55:02let's try
00:55:05oh yeah
00:55:06oh yeah now here's uh
00:55:07here's mine
00:55:08right
00:55:08just like that
00:55:10huh
00:55:10yeah
00:55:11even got one for big brother
00:55:12right there
00:55:14come to papa
00:55:15yes my boy
00:55:18all right
00:55:19all right
00:55:20so
00:55:20we gotta talk about this
00:55:22uh this wedding
00:55:22right
00:55:23this is two weeks off
00:55:24hollywood bowl
00:55:25they're waiting for an answer
00:55:26and i bumped into
00:55:28chris martin
00:55:29on the plane
00:55:29he says the band
00:55:30is free
00:55:32you like cold play right
00:55:34dad
00:55:34we can't have the wedding
00:55:36at the hollywood bowl
00:55:37oh
00:55:39well all right
00:55:40then we'll book
00:55:41uh the magic castle
00:55:42how about that
00:55:42not too big
00:55:43plenty room for cold play
00:55:44huh
00:55:45let's just pump the brakes
00:55:47we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:55:49what
00:55:50something wrong with
00:55:51really
00:55:51no
00:55:53everything is great
00:55:55it's better than great
00:55:56honestly
00:55:58but we cannot
00:55:59have a big flashy wedding
00:56:01that's
00:56:01our thing
00:56:03it's not amelia's thing
00:56:05i think it'd make it
00:56:06uncomfortable
00:56:08wow
00:56:08i never thought of that
00:56:11you know you have a very good point
00:56:12yeah
00:56:15i'm very impressed
00:56:17you've never acted like this
00:56:18with any other woman
00:56:21i can't say i've ever felt like this
00:56:23with another girl
00:56:24sounds like you might be falling in love
00:56:26love
00:56:27love
00:56:29yeah
00:56:31i don't know
00:56:33he's cute
00:56:34all right all right
00:56:36change the deal
00:56:37gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:56:39all right
00:56:40and then we'll have a nice small
00:56:41intimate affair
00:56:42a wedding
00:56:43with cold play
00:56:45no cold play dad
00:56:48no cold play
00:56:55so
00:56:57it's about my cancer treatment
00:56:59it's not working
00:57:01i know it
00:57:02i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:06and i'm cured
00:57:07what
00:57:09you're cured
00:57:10oh
00:57:12congratulations
00:57:13thank you
00:57:14i wasn't expecting it
00:57:16i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:57:20it only took two sessions
00:57:22i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:57:26maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:57:28what's wrong sis
00:57:30we should be celebrating
00:57:31i brought prosecco
00:57:34no
00:57:34yeah
00:57:36no i'm good
00:57:37yeah
00:57:38amelia
00:57:39i'm your sister
00:57:40you can tell me anything
00:57:43is it michelangelo
00:57:45is everything okay
00:57:47if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:57:49i will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:53that it will cut him in two
00:57:56it's not michelangelo
00:57:57let's see
00:58:00it's me
00:58:03i have to tell you something
00:58:08i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage
00:58:14what is this game of thrones
00:58:15it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:58:18and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:22actually
00:58:23he's not that bad
00:58:26i kind of like him
00:58:28yeah
00:58:29babe that's called stockholm syndrome
00:58:31we need to get you out of there
00:58:33betsy
00:58:34i have
00:58:35real feelings for him
00:58:38but
00:58:40what about the tabloid stories
00:58:42you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:58:45they banned him
00:58:46for life
00:58:47you'll never go to epcot
00:58:50he's not actually like the stories
00:58:52or at least not to me
00:58:55he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:58:58emilia
00:58:59if you marry michelangelo
00:59:02he will make your life a living hell
00:59:06what if you meet him
00:59:08yeah
00:59:09meet him
00:59:10maybe he'll change your mind
00:59:12maybe
00:59:12maybe you'll actually like him
00:59:13don't count on it
00:59:15please
00:59:16me
00:59:17just give him a chance
00:59:19fine
00:59:21yes
00:59:21only one
00:59:22yes
00:59:26you won't regret it
00:59:27i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:59:31you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:36thank you for making dinner
00:59:38of course
00:59:39i'm glad she's cancer free
00:59:41we need to celebrate
00:59:45michelangelo
00:59:45you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:59:49right
00:59:50you mean besides me
00:59:51i'm serious
00:59:52it's really important to me that you two get along
00:59:55have a glass of wine
00:59:58tonight's gonna be great
01:00:09it's enormous
01:00:12why would anybody need so much room
01:00:17it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:21nice to finally meet you
01:00:23let's see
01:00:26so
01:00:26this is the
01:00:29infamous
01:00:31michelangelo
01:00:34how about we start off with a glass of champagne
01:00:37$96 Dom Perignon
01:00:38Amelia said that's the year that you were born
01:00:41yeah
01:00:42sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
01:00:44it's worth more than my car
01:00:46why would anybody spend that much on a drink
01:00:50$8.99 at Ralph's
01:00:52it's delicious
01:00:55this was made in france
01:00:57sorry
01:00:57can't touch that stuff
01:00:59so
01:01:01who wants a drink
01:01:22you hardly touch your food
01:01:25it's a little too rich for me
01:01:30mine tastes great
01:01:33so michelangelo
01:01:35i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:01:39you don't mind do you
01:01:42fire away
01:01:45so i know you two have been having your
01:01:48fun
01:01:50um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:01:56i don't think it's going to
01:01:59that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your
01:02:05stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this
01:02:10gets too serious
01:02:11let's see
01:02:12look
01:02:13i know i have a past
01:02:16but i'm committed to it
01:02:18we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything
01:02:21see michelangelo that's my point
01:02:23you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:02:27we know now
01:02:28easy betsy
01:02:31i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:34and if you really cared about amelia
01:02:37you would give her the time
01:02:38and what makes you such an expert
01:02:41i don't see a ring on your finger
01:02:43michelangelo
01:02:44you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:02:46it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:02:48she gets it from you
01:02:51are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:02:53you started it
01:03:00why don't we all just calm down
01:03:03betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:03:05no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:03:09that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:11she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:03:13you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:15and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:03:18you know what you can't talk to betsy like that
01:03:21that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:03:26that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:03:29this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:03:32not to me
01:03:32you know maybe she should be concerned
01:03:34i don't like this side of you
01:03:36see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:03:39but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:03:41you told her
01:03:42she's my sister
01:03:44i don't care that violates our agreement
01:03:45oh is that all i am to you
01:03:47a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:03:50it's not what i meant
01:03:51it came out wrong amelia
01:03:54i love you
01:03:55you love me
01:03:57don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:03:59shut the fuck up
01:04:02you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:04:05it's over
01:04:12we need to get out of here
01:04:14i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:24emilia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing you do so much better than
01:04:31him
01:04:33yeah
01:04:33yeah
01:04:34but he isn't a monster
01:04:35i shouldn't have said that
01:04:38we can talk about it we can talk about it on the road
01:04:40get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn
01:04:44lay low for a bit
01:04:45mexico
01:04:46or canada
01:04:47whatever
01:04:48it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos
01:04:52or worse
01:04:53i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:04:56i mean
01:04:57i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the media
01:05:01you don't know that
01:05:04we're liabilities
01:05:05loose ends
01:05:07you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:05:13get rid of that thing
01:05:14they could be tracking us right now
01:05:18yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other way
01:05:23see
01:05:24he could have a sniper on us
01:05:30it's romulus
01:05:31hey romulus
01:05:33what
01:05:34what do you mean gucci's missing
01:05:48you came
01:05:51against my better judgment
01:05:53i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:56i've just been busy
01:05:57but
01:05:59it's over with now
01:06:02you should
01:06:03punish me for straying
01:06:06you make me sick
01:06:08i make me sick
01:06:18nice underwear
01:06:20it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:28okay
01:06:29let's get this over with
01:06:34is that all you have to say
01:06:36do you even realize how hot i am
01:06:38i'm sorry
01:06:42i thought i wanted this
01:06:46but i don't
01:06:49i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:54amelia broke up with me
01:06:59it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:05never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am fucking devastated
01:07:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:13i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:28i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:32i'll be right there
01:07:37i'll be right there
01:07:42romulus
01:07:42what
01:07:44oh
01:07:46well i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:07:49we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:07:51he just shot off like a rocket
01:07:54i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:07:58well we can help you find him
01:08:01yeah
01:08:01right
01:08:04good thanks
01:08:06this better not be a trap
01:08:08just come on
01:08:12gucci
01:08:13gucci
01:08:13gucci
01:08:14hey hey where's becalangelo
01:08:16huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:08:19oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:08:23where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:08:27it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:08:33smart move kid here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here that's it
01:08:38give me the urt
01:08:54gucci
01:08:54gucci
01:08:58gucci
01:08:59he's hopeless
01:09:02we've been looking for him all night long
01:09:05we're never going to find him
01:09:07Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:09:10Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:09:14See? They're not going to kill us.
01:09:16I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:21He's really there for his dad.
01:09:24His dad's dog.
01:09:26So you approve now?
01:09:28They didn't say that.
01:09:32Gucci!
01:09:34Gucci, my boy's back.
01:09:45Okay, okay.
01:09:47I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:57I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:04A little.
01:10:06It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:09They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:13Amelia, can we talk?
01:10:17Please.
01:10:22Amelia, can we talk?
01:10:26Please.
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:37Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:42I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:10:45and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:50I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:57Thanks for saying that.
01:10:59I needed to hear that.
01:11:02And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:05You're not one.
01:11:08I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:11Most of them are good.
01:11:14I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:17I'm not.
01:11:20You're not? What do you mean?
01:11:25Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:11:28I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:32And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:11:38I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:42Dad.
01:11:43What is it, son?
01:11:45I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:49Why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:54And not because of some legal obligation.
01:11:59But because she wants to.
01:12:06Consider our contract null and void.
01:12:15Amelia.
01:12:17What will it be?
01:12:21Will you marry me?
01:12:25Will you marry me?
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29I'll marry you.
01:12:45You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:48And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:51Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:57All right, all right, you two.
01:12:59That's enough, all right?
01:13:00We spent this whole night together.
01:13:02Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:10I think I can get used to it.
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:22It was worth a try.
01:13:48And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:50Michelangelo?
01:13:55Amelia.
01:13:58Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:04I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:14:11I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:17I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy
01:14:36daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:43Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:49I love you so much.
01:14:57I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.
01:15:04Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:15:08Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:16And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:15:22I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:24Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:15:26I love you.
01:15:27With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband
01:15:33and wife.
01:15:34You may kiss your bride.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy.
01:15:48Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake.
01:15:50Another dog walker.
01:15:53It's crazy, you know, giving my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too!
01:16:00Woo!
01:16:01Woo!
01:16:02Woo!
01:16:03Woo!
01:16:04Woo!
01:16:04Woo!
01:16:04Woo!
01:16:09Woo!
01:16:09Woo!
01:16:10Woo!
01:16:11Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
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