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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, we thought I was late.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:00It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:04The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:05I make my own money.
00:03:06Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:07Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:08I am the spokesperson for man thought.
00:03:09That means free underwear for life.
00:03:10For life.
00:03:11Some parents would be proud.
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:13Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:15You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:18Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:22Mmm.
00:03:23All right.
00:03:24Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:25And don't be late.
00:03:26Bye, Dad.
00:03:27Bye, Dad.
00:03:28Excuse me.
00:03:30Excuse me.
00:03:31I'll be back there.
00:03:32I'm sorry.
00:03:33So, you're going to be out.
00:03:34I'm sorry.
00:03:35I'm sorry.
00:03:36I'm sorry.
00:03:37Don't do this for your second boss.
00:03:38Don't do it for your next job.
00:03:39I'm sorry.
00:03:40I'm sorry I'm sorry.
00:03:41You're the same.
00:03:42Who's the two?
00:03:43I'm sorry.
00:03:44I'm sorry.
00:03:45I'm sorry, you're the two.
00:03:47You're the two.
00:03:48And you're the two.
00:03:50How can you do that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian huh?
00:03:52All right, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:54And don't be late.
00:03:55Excuse me.
00:04:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:25These are great. I still don't have what I'm looking for. Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool. Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi. I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:11Dad, I'm in a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Treppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Nah, Suleyton's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:37But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it, cause so far...
00:05:42I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey...
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me this night.
00:05:58So...
00:05:59It's a...
00:06:00Really rare form of cancer.
00:06:01Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:03Oh my god.
00:06:04There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:05But it's really expensive.
00:06:06And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:07Don't worry about that.
00:06:08I have money saved.
00:06:09I'll find the rest.
00:06:11We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:12We're gonna get ready to get ready to get ready.
00:06:13So, it's a...
00:06:14Really rare form of cancer.
00:06:15And my doctor's didn't catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my god.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:22But it's really expensive.
00:06:23And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:24Don't worry about that.
00:06:25But it's really expensive, and my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest. We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:41Ciao, Gucci. Did she have a good one?
00:07:00What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08No, no, forget about it. I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but...
00:07:21It's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:34Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Come back tonight, and, uh, make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Peggy.
00:07:57Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:04Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:16Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo on my side.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:28Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44That'd be really hard.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:47Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:12I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:42For me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:52Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:08Asshole!
00:10:13You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa.
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:24I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm going to be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, no, please.
00:10:28I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward, eh?
00:10:37Please.
00:10:37All right?
00:10:38Just have a seat.
00:10:39All right?
00:10:40And I promise,
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:43So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:51Hmm.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:52And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:02I think we can make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:14No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus,
00:11:23what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Oh, Angelo, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run out business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45See?
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know,
00:11:50my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:52Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:59Yeah, I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Or you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:24What's it going to be?
00:12:34What's it going to be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:41Well, Angelo,
00:12:46it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:12:51then you're going to lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:04Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:16Yeah, try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:32Anyway, you must move in together immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well, it can't do any good
00:13:43if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign here.
00:14:02Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:26I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:41So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:48Ugh.
00:14:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:12What was this?
00:15:13Put it in the trash.
00:15:15This isn't trash.
00:15:16These are my sisters.
00:15:17She's an artist.
00:15:18So, put them in your room.
00:15:20I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:23Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:24That's man-thong?
00:15:26It's trademarked.
00:15:31Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:33If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:15:35I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:37It's electric.
00:15:43Oh, by the way,
00:15:46this is gonna work.
00:15:48You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:15:54You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy.
00:16:03Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:05Sorry, Amelia.
00:16:06It's just...
00:16:08It's not like you.
00:16:10You're saying we're...
00:16:11reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:14Like I always taught you.
00:16:17Well,
00:16:18things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:21And besides,
00:16:24Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:27So,
00:16:27I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Michelangelo...
00:16:35Dino Valeno?
00:16:37Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:40No.
00:16:41Shh.
00:16:45Socialite animals?
00:16:46Like, start a hundred and cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:49How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:59He's so...
00:16:59toxic.
00:17:01Speak of the devil.
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know,
00:17:08that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:16Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:20We'll talk about this later.
00:17:22We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:46We're already wet.
00:17:48Where did that come from?
00:18:11Where did that come from?
00:18:17Nice place.
00:18:32I love the artwork.
00:18:34Thanks.
00:18:35Finally.
00:18:36A little bit of good taste.
00:18:39No, I'm good.
00:18:41We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43Far from me.
00:18:47You know,
00:18:48if you like it down here,
00:18:51you should see the bedroom.
00:18:52Oh.
00:19:02Who are you?
00:19:05Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia,
00:19:10my roommate.
00:19:12Amelia.
00:19:12Whatever.
00:19:14Whatever.
00:19:14Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, Dog Walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous?
00:19:32I'm not jealous.
00:19:33I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:49Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:51See you later.
00:20:11And, um,
00:20:13don't worry about last night.
00:20:15Sorry.
00:20:16I had one so many to drink.
00:20:18It won't happen again.
00:20:19You better not.
00:20:20Oh, man.
00:20:31How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:34Not now.
00:20:35My head's killing me.
00:20:36We need to talk about last night.
00:20:38No.
00:20:38What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:42I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:45Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:46But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:49And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:53Fine.
00:20:53I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:54Just give me my phone.
00:20:56My sister needs this money.
00:20:58My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:05And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:10Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:18Yeah, no shit.
00:21:19I'm serious.
00:21:20Yeah, we want.
00:21:21Yeah, no shit.
00:21:22I'm serious.
00:21:24Don't screw this up.
00:21:27Don't screw this up.
00:21:28I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:33I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:36I know what I'm doing.
00:21:37Dog walker.
00:21:38I know what I'm doing.
00:21:40Dog walker.
00:21:41And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:44And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:47Whenever I want.
00:21:48Wherever I want.
00:21:50Fine.
00:21:51Do whatever you want.
00:21:54Sorry.
00:21:55It's a bit harsh.
00:21:56I'm sorry.
00:22:00It's a bit harsh.
00:22:01Just really.
00:22:04Really.
00:22:07I'm over.
00:22:10I'm over.
00:22:13That could have gone better.
00:22:15That could have gone better.
00:22:24Hey, baby.
00:22:26Hey, baby.
00:22:30You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:32You're rich.
00:22:33You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:35You're rich now.
00:22:37I know.
00:22:38I like it.
00:22:38Oh.
00:22:39I know.
00:22:40I like it.
00:22:41Oh, that's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:47It rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:55Oh, fine.
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58We're s-
00:22:58Oh.
00:23:01Fine.
00:23:02Yeah.
00:23:03We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right.
00:23:06Well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right.
00:23:08Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen.
00:23:12He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15Look, I-
00:23:15I promise.
00:23:16I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah.
00:23:19You're right.
00:23:20Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci.
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gooch.
00:23:25Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no!
00:23:33Royce!
00:23:36Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Same here.
00:23:43Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54His whole family, actually.
00:23:57All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:59They should make a reality show.
00:24:00We're a little dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:05Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like that.
00:24:13So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:22I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:25Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:32Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33I was trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job, and
00:24:43then I've turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:02Well, I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:25:08You did?
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:16He's cute.
00:25:17I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:20Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:27I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:32I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:36I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring.
00:25:51From high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:25:59I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:10Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:12I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers.
00:26:16Crawling around, drooling.
00:26:17Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:24Royce pooped.
00:26:25I should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:27I don't see it.
00:26:28Just over there.
00:26:37Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands,
00:26:57and we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:11Wow!
00:27:15Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:17Okay.
00:27:17Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:25You're engaged, remember?
00:27:28And this is our new palette.
00:27:31It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:35Um, but yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:27:47What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you.
00:27:55You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:27:59And just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:28:11But she just worked hard.
00:28:12And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:15I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, see.
00:28:18See, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:24Break's over.
00:28:47Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:52Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:28:59you talk about the day's work,
00:29:01raise you closer together,
00:29:03comfort each other,
00:29:04just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:08You know, I'm thinking,
00:29:09it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:29:14Tonight.
00:29:16Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:19I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:24Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:26Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:29:28to the Dino, Dino, M.
00:29:32Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:38You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:40Yeah, yeah.
00:29:41Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right, so it's all settled.
00:29:46I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:29:47in the limo,
00:29:48and don't be late.
00:29:53Why, Dad?
00:29:54Mm-hmm.
00:29:55So, remind me,
00:30:07why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice
00:30:12for my favorite big sister.
00:30:15And?
00:30:17And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dino-Lavino family now,
00:30:23I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:26You better not let that hair down.
00:30:28Sorry.
00:30:28Just an expression.
00:30:36How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:39Is that bad?
00:30:51I've never seen a dog walker
00:30:53look this hot
00:30:55by that dress
00:30:57ASAP.
00:31:02Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:04I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:09I'm coming out.
00:31:35I'm coming out.
00:31:37What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Thanks.
00:31:45Um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just something different.
00:31:53Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:57The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:00Awesome, thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:05Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:07We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on!
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:28She's sick.
00:32:30She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:33If your fiancée's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:48Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:50Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:08Hey.
00:33:09It's Michelangelo, Dean Levino.
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:32You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:33:34Without a dog.
00:33:36Sorry.
00:33:37I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:40No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:47Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50You had good treatment.
00:33:51You look like one.
00:33:53Thanks, Jake.
00:33:55Hey.
00:33:56Lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg.
00:34:06Lover boy.
00:34:06Bye.
00:34:06Bye.
00:34:06Bye.
00:34:10Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:28All I do.
00:34:30You know what I want, babe.
00:34:33Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:48But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:51Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:04I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's all right.
00:35:18Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:19You want something to drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:29So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:33Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:35:39going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:42And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're going to quit dog walking?
00:35:48I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:00Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that?
00:36:15I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20Now I'm not sure.
00:36:21We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:25What the heck?
00:36:30I'm tipsy.
00:36:31He's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:34Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:50What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiance.
00:37:08So that was an engagement ring.
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:16I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:24This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:31I can't believe you did that.
00:37:38After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:41Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:55Me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:06That is an original.
00:38:07I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine.
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17You're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:22You're history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:38:49I'm not a Saul.
00:38:50I don't want to say.
00:39:07I wish I didn't get it, but what did you want to say?
00:39:15You want to say?
00:39:37Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:40:03Michelangelo?
00:40:07Dog walker.
00:40:09Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:20We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up too.
00:40:35Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialite in the fridge.
00:40:40Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks. I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:56You, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:41:04So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:08Wait. For the first time?
00:41:12Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:41:15Michelangelo. The male gigolo is taking it slow.
00:41:21Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:24And, how was it?
00:41:27Well...
00:41:29Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:41:32Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:41:36Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:39I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:43Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:46That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:49I don't get it.
00:41:50He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:41:59You get the picture.
00:42:02Hey.
00:42:04Opposites attract.
00:42:06I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:10Because you're so different.
00:42:12Something like that.
00:42:14Here it comes. Right on the schedule.
00:42:25Dog walkers in love with me.
00:42:27I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:33What was that about? Must be the hangover.
00:42:54Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:43:03Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker? And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:33I don't know.
00:43:35I haven't had to worry about her.
00:43:36He's right.
00:43:37I haven't had so many people.
00:43:39I'm sorry.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:47Hi.
00:43:48We should talk...
00:43:49About Wesley.
00:43:54I'm not very good with words.
00:43:55Me neither.
00:43:56But...
00:43:57Last night I...
00:43:58You don't have to say anything.
00:43:59We both know it was a mistake.
00:44:02and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand it. You just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:12I'm a big girl. I've had a one-night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:17Okay, I get it. I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:24You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:28I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:31Frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand.
00:44:34Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:41Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:47What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:55Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:44:58but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:04Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:09I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:45:19You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:24Amelia.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:27I know you felt it too.
00:45:34Amelia, please.
00:45:36Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:39I felt it too.
00:45:40So why are we fighting it?
00:45:47I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me too.
00:45:51I don't know.
00:45:51Right?
00:45:51I don't know when you're exiled.
00:45:52I don't know.
00:45:54I don't know when you're at seven.
00:45:54I was talking.
00:45:55My Game of Girls,
00:45:56I don't know.
00:45:56I don't know when I was at seven.
00:45:56I know you felt it too.
00:45:57I know you felt it.
00:46:00Well, what happened to me,
00:46:01my case was yesterday.
00:46:02Bye.
00:46:03Bye.
00:46:03Bye.
00:46:04Bye.
00:46:04Bye.
00:46:05Bye.
00:46:10Bye.
00:46:11Bye.
00:46:12Bye.
00:46:14Bye.
00:46:14Bye.
00:46:15Bye.
00:46:19Bye.
00:46:20so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:46:30lot fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:46:35no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:46:39if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:46:44espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:46you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:46:56thanks you know we could actually try this
00:47:02hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:47:10we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:47:16why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:20oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:36oh hey royce
00:47:43jake how's it going
00:47:46good yeah
00:47:48look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:47:55we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:48:00is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:48:04i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:48:07he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:48:10well i am his woman
00:48:12he saw us together and he got jealous
00:48:15and i don't blame him
00:48:17oh my god
00:48:18am i actually sticking up for michelangelo di navolino
00:48:22i didn't mean a pride
00:48:23i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:26i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:29thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:48:32remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:36i thought we had a connection
00:48:38you're a cat person
00:48:40it never would have worked
00:48:42come on gucci let's go
00:48:45cats are awesome
00:48:50wow
00:48:52that was a great presentation
00:48:56the marketing director loved her ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so
00:49:02maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:49:05now listen
00:49:06i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:49:09you mind watching your little brother for me
00:49:11gucci sure
00:49:13but i mean you know dogs are more amelia specialty
00:49:16yeah but that's how you impress her
00:49:18you invite her for a romantic date
00:49:20at the dog park
00:49:21mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:49:25now
00:49:26go get her lover boy
00:49:31so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:39so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:42you've never played fetch before
00:49:46it's my dad's dog
00:49:47not mine
00:49:48let me try
00:49:53i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:49:56do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:02no
00:50:03i like my work
00:50:04what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:50:08you're right i should work less
00:50:11if nothing else
00:50:15you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:20fetch gucci
00:50:24i've got a big surprise
00:50:29a surprise
00:50:30just wait and see
00:50:32what's that
00:50:48what's that
00:50:49special delivery from
00:50:51masterione's italian deli
00:50:52but gucci
00:50:56it's your favorite prosciutto
00:50:58you know that's awful for dogs right
00:51:02i thought you were off the clock today
00:51:06besides a special occasion
00:51:08i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:51:12to pour a little chianti into
00:51:13i'm kidding
00:51:15this is for us
00:51:17why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:51:19what else is in the back
00:51:20just some imported italian ingredients
00:51:23so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:25you can cook
00:51:38that was so good
00:51:42i feel like i just
00:51:44went to italy even though i've never been
00:51:46how did you
00:51:47do this i can't cook at all
00:51:49making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:51:52did you learn in culinary school
00:51:54no
00:51:55my mom taught me
00:51:56tell me about her
00:51:58i've never told a girl about my mom
00:52:01sorry
00:52:03i don't mean to pray
00:52:05she
00:52:06passed away when i was 11
00:52:08breast cancer
00:52:09but
00:52:11i have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:12she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:52:15and
00:52:16she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:19we'd spend hours in the kitchen just
00:52:21cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:24i still
00:52:26have all of her recipes
00:52:28here
00:52:29handwritten in italian
00:52:30that's really special
00:52:32i miss her
00:52:36this might sound corny but
00:52:39i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:52:42it's not corny
00:52:44but i didn't know you were such a softy
00:52:47just don't tell tmz
00:52:49what about your parents
00:52:52my parents died in a car accident
00:52:55when i was 13
00:52:56it's been me and betsy ever since
00:52:59i'm sorry
00:53:00i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:04i don't want to lose her too
00:53:07i'm sorry
00:53:10your story made me emotional
00:53:12i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:14i'll help you
00:53:15no
00:53:15no it's fine
00:53:16i like doing the dishes
00:53:17it relaxes me
00:53:19good
00:53:20because i hate them
00:53:21well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:23is it just the wine
00:53:29or am i really falling for
00:53:31him
00:53:32her
00:53:33you don't want espresso
00:53:37hey
00:53:46hey
00:53:47do you want an espresso
00:53:50i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:52no thank you
00:53:53you need to have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:53:55okay well don't forget gucci
00:53:58how could i
00:53:59ready bro
00:54:01well let me fix your tie
00:54:03what do you know about ties
00:54:06you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:08and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:11touche
00:54:13there you go
00:54:15okay bye
00:54:16bye
00:54:17love you
00:54:20love you too
00:54:29sorry
00:54:31reflex
00:54:33i didn't mean to say that
00:54:34me neither
00:54:35too soon
00:54:36talk about it later
00:54:39yeah
00:54:40okay
00:54:41okay
00:54:42ugh could that have been any more awkward
00:54:45and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:54:48look who's here
00:54:54hey
00:54:55my little guy
00:54:57hey little gucci
00:54:59look at this right here
00:55:01huh
00:55:02let's try
00:55:03oh yeah now here's that
00:55:06here's mine
00:55:07right
00:55:08just like that
00:55:10huh
00:55:10yeah
00:55:11even got one for big brother
00:55:12right there
00:55:13come to papa
00:55:15yes my boy
00:55:17all right
00:55:19all right
00:55:20so
00:55:20we gotta talk about this
00:55:22this wedding
00:55:22right
00:55:23this is two weeks off
00:55:24hollywood bowl
00:55:25they're waiting for an answer
00:55:26and i bumped into
00:55:28chris martin
00:55:29on the plane
00:55:29he says the band
00:55:31is free
00:55:32you like cold play
00:55:33right
00:55:34dad
00:55:34you can't have the wedding
00:55:36at the hollywood bowl
00:55:37cool
00:55:37well all right
00:55:40then we'll book
00:55:40the magic castle
00:55:42how about that
00:55:42not too big
00:55:43plenty of room for cold play
00:55:44huh
00:55:44dad
00:55:45let's just pump the brakes
00:55:47we cannot plan a wedding
00:55:48like this
00:55:49what
00:55:50something wrong with
00:55:51Amelia
00:55:51no
00:55:52everything is great
00:55:54it's better than great
00:55:56honestly
00:55:57but we cannot
00:55:59have a big flashy wedding
00:56:01that's
00:56:01our thing
00:56:02it's not Amelia's thing
00:56:04i think it'd make it
00:56:06uncomfortable
00:56:06wow
00:56:08i never thought of that
00:56:09you know you have a very good point
00:56:12yeah
00:56:13i'm very impressed
00:56:16you've never acted like this
00:56:18with any other woman
00:56:20i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:56:23sounds like you might be falling in love
00:56:26love
00:56:28yeah
00:56:30i don't know
00:56:32he's cute
00:56:34all right
00:56:35all right
00:56:35change of deal
00:56:37gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:56:39all right
00:56:40and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:56:42a wedding
00:56:43with cold play
00:56:45no cold play dad
00:56:46no cold play
00:56:49so
00:56:56it's about my cancer treatment
00:56:59it's not working
00:57:01i know it
00:57:02i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:04and i'm cured
00:57:07what
00:57:08you're cured
00:57:10oh
00:57:11congratulations
00:57:13thank you
00:57:14i wasn't expecting it
00:57:16i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:57:19it only took two sessions
00:57:21i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:57:25maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:57:28what's wrong sis
00:57:30we should be celebrating
00:57:31i brought prosecco
00:57:33no
00:57:34yeah
00:57:35no i'm good
00:57:36yeah
00:57:37Amelia
00:57:38i'm your sister
00:57:40you can tell me anything
00:57:42is it michelangelo
00:57:45is everything okay
00:57:46if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:57:49i will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:53that it will cut him in two
00:57:54it's not michelangelo
00:57:57let's see
00:57:58it's me
00:58:01i have to tell you something
00:58:04i cannot believe
00:58:10that they convinced you to do
00:58:11an arranged marriage
00:58:13what is this game of thrones
00:58:15it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:58:18and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:20actually
00:58:22he's not that bad
00:58:24i kinda like him
00:58:27yeah
00:58:29babe
00:58:29that's called stockholm syndrome
00:58:31we need to get you out of there
00:58:32betsy
00:58:34i have
00:58:35real feelings for him
00:58:37but
00:58:39what about the tabloid stories
00:58:42you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:58:45they banned him
00:58:46for life
00:58:47you'll never go to epcot
00:58:49he's not actually like the stories
00:58:52or at least not to me
00:58:54he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:58:58emilia
00:58:58if you marry michelangelo
00:59:01he will make your life a living hell
00:59:05what if you meet him
00:59:07yeah
00:59:09meet him
00:59:10maybe he'll change your mind
00:59:12maybe
00:59:12maybe you'll actually like him
00:59:13don't count on it
00:59:15please
00:59:16me
00:59:17just give him a chance
00:59:18fine
00:59:20yes
00:59:21only one
00:59:22yes
00:59:23you won't regret it
00:59:27i'm gonna go get the Prosecco
00:59:28you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:32thank you for making dinner
00:59:37of course
00:59:39i'm glad she's cancer free
00:59:40we need to celebrate
00:59:42michelangelo
00:59:45you know that betsy
00:59:47is the most important person in the world to me
00:59:49right
00:59:50you mean besides me
00:59:51i'm serious
00:59:52it's really important to me that you two get along
00:59:54have a glass of wine
00:59:57tonight's gonna be great
00:59:59it's enormous
01:00:10why would anybody need so much room
01:00:16it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:19nice to finally meet you
01:00:23let's see
01:00:24so
01:00:26this is the
01:00:28infamous
01:00:30michelangelo
01:00:32how about we start off with a glass of champagne
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon
01:00:38emilia said that's the year that you were born
01:00:40yeah
01:00:42sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
01:00:44it's worth more than my car
01:00:46why would anybody spend that much on a drink
01:00:48$8.99 at ralph's
01:00:52it's delicious
01:00:53this was made in france
01:00:56sorry
01:00:57can't touch that stuff
01:00:58so
01:01:00who wants a drink
01:01:02you hardly touch your food
01:01:24it's a little too rich
01:01:28rich for me
01:01:29mine tastes great
01:01:31so michelangelo
01:01:34i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:01:39you don't mind
01:01:41fire away
01:01:43so i know you two have been having your
01:01:47fun
01:01:49um
01:01:50but
01:01:50what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:01:55i don't think it's going to
01:01:57that's cute and all
01:02:00but
01:02:01what about her career
01:02:03are you gonna support her
01:02:04or kids
01:02:05what's your stance on that
01:02:06or are you just gonna
01:02:07jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:02:11let's see
01:02:11look
01:02:12i know i have a past
01:02:14but
01:02:16i'm committed to it
01:02:17we haven't talked about kids but
01:02:19i'm open to anything
01:02:21see michelangelo
01:02:22that's my point
01:02:23you two are getting married
01:02:24and you barely know each other
01:02:27we know now
01:02:28easy betsy
01:02:29i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:34and if you really cared about amelia
01:02:36you would give her the time
01:02:38and what makes you such an expert
01:02:40i don't see a ring on your finger
01:02:42michelangelo
01:02:44you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:02:46it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:02:48she gets it from you
01:02:49are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
01:02:52you started it
01:02:54why don't we all just calm down
01:03:02betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:03:05no
01:03:05she's alone and miserable
01:03:07and trying to drag you down with her
01:03:09that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:11she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:03:12you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:15and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:03:18you know what you can't talk to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:03:27you have her right to insult me inside my own house
01:03:29this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:03:32not to me
01:03:32you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:03:35see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract
01:03:40doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement
01:03:46oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:03:50it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia
01:03:54i love you
01:03:54you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means shut the fuck up
01:04:01you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:04:12we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens
01:04:17when you tell rich people secrets amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing
01:04:30you do so much better than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that
01:04:38we can talk about it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn
01:04:44lay low for a bit mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos
01:04:52or worse i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the
01:04:59contract it's not like i told you you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen
01:05:08to more true kind podcast get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now
01:05:18yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:05:23see he could have a sniper on us
01:05:26it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:05:46oh you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:56i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:06:05you make me sick i make me sick
01:06:18nice underwear it's great craftsmanship
01:06:23okay let's get this over with
01:06:34is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry chantel
01:06:43i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:53amelia broke up with me
01:06:59it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:04never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:07:08fucking devastated and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:14i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:16thank you
01:07:26amelia
01:07:28hi dad
01:07:30gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:07:33Romulus
01:07:42Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know
01:07:49We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:07:51He just shot off like a rocket
01:07:53I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back
01:07:56Well, we can help you find him
01:08:00Yeah
01:08:01Right?
01:08:03Good, thanks
01:08:05Gucci
01:08:06This better not be a trap
01:08:08Just come on
01:08:11Gucci
01:08:12Gucci
01:08:13Gucci
01:08:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, where's Michelangelo?
01:08:16Huh? I thought you were both together, why isn't he here with you?
01:08:19Oh, um, he's...
01:08:20Sorry, I'm late, Dad
01:08:22Where were you?
01:08:24I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's
01:08:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:08:29If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will
01:08:31Nothing will
01:08:33Smart move, kid
01:08:34Here, ladies
01:08:35Take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:08:37That's it
01:08:38Ha, ha, ha
01:08:41Give me the irk
01:08:53Gucci
01:08:54He's hopeless
01:08:56We've been looking for him all night long
01:09:04We're never gonna find him
01:09:06Don't give up, Dad
01:09:07He's just off having a little adventure
01:09:09Keep looking, he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:09:11See, they're not gonna kill us
01:09:15I do have to admit, though
01:09:17I didn't expect to see this side of him
01:09:20He's really there for his dad
01:09:23His dad's dog
01:09:25So you approve now?
01:09:27They didn't say that
01:09:30Gucci
01:09:32Gucci
01:09:35Gucci
01:09:36My boy's back
01:09:37My boy's back
01:09:38Oh
01:09:45Okay, okay
01:09:47I'm a little closer to approving
01:09:50I
01:09:57Might
01:09:58Have
01:09:59Possibly
01:10:01Misjudged you
01:10:03A little
01:10:05It's okay
01:10:06Most of
01:10:07What the tabloids publish is true
01:10:09They just leave out part of the story
01:10:12Amelia
01:10:14Can we talk?
01:10:15Please?
01:10:18Please?
01:10:22Amelia
01:10:23Can we talk?
01:10:26Please?
01:10:27Okay
01:10:37Amelia
01:10:38I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:10:42I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:10:44And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:10:50I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:10:56Thanks for saying that
01:10:58I needed to hear that
01:11:01And I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:11:05You're not one
01:11:07I'm still learning new things about you
01:11:10Most of them are good
01:11:11I'm happy we signed the contract
01:11:15I'm not
01:11:17You're not?
01:11:18What do you mean?
01:11:21Amelia, this might sound crazy but
01:11:23I meant it when I said that I love you
01:11:26And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:11:29I want to know that our love is real
01:11:30I want to know that our love is real
01:11:33Dad
01:11:34What is it son?
01:11:35I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:11:37Why son?
01:11:38Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:11:39And not because of some legal obligation
01:11:40But because she wants to
01:11:42Consider our contracts null and void
01:11:43Consider our contracts null and void
01:11:44What is it son?
01:11:45What is it son?
01:11:46I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:11:48Why son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me
01:11:52And not because of some legal obligation
01:11:57But because she wants to
01:12:00Consider our contracts null and void
01:12:16Amelia
01:12:17Where will it be?
01:12:19Will you marry me?
01:12:24Will you marry me?
01:12:27Yes
01:12:28Yes
01:12:29I'll marry you
01:12:45You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:12:48And I'm the happiest dog walker
01:12:51Look at me
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct
01:12:54All right, all right, you two
01:12:58That's enough, all right
01:13:00We spent this whole night together
01:13:02Come over to my place, all right
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style
01:13:07Hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:13:10I think I can get used to it
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved
01:13:17Especially Coldplay
01:13:18Especially Coldplay
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad
01:13:22It was worth a try
01:13:23And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:13:25Michelangelo?
01:13:26Yeah
01:13:27Okay
01:13:34Pretty morning
01:13:48Well, thank you
01:13:49And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:13:51Michelangelo?
01:13:55Amelia.
01:13:57Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:03I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:14:11I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:14I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:38Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:49I love you so much.
01:14:56I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.
01:15:03Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:15:08Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:16And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:15:22I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:24Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:15:26I love you.
01:15:26With the power vested in me by Almighty God, and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss your bride.
01:15:36Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake, another dog walker.
01:15:53It's crazy, you know, given my sister.
01:15:55But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too!
01:15:59Woo-hoo!
01:16:05Woo-hoo!
01:16:06Woo-hoo!
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