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00:00:09To be honest, it wasn't really quick last night.
00:00:11The ground was shaking like my old lady said you like.
00:00:13Man, I'm not saying the earth didn't shake.
00:00:15I'm just saying there's nothing human logical about it.
00:00:17Well, it was our TV genius. 4.5, they say.
00:00:19Man, TV says a lot of things.
00:00:22That's another one of your conspiracy theories.
00:00:25Can you keep a secret?
00:00:26Maybe.
00:00:28It was AIDS.
00:00:29Aliens?
00:00:30Yeah, aliens, you heard me.
00:00:31They're practicing death rays on us all the time.
00:00:33Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis.
00:00:35Now, tell me this.
00:00:36If the earth is made out of 71% water,
00:00:38how come they are always hitting densely populated areas, hmm?
00:00:41Now, what?
00:00:42You dumbest in a box of hammers, you know that.
00:00:44Why are you so dumb?
00:00:45You dumbest in a room over there not saying something.
00:00:50That one room is pretty stupid.
00:00:51Hey, you fellas filled that earthquake last night.
00:00:54Man, that wasn't no earthquake.
00:00:55And I don't care what you or him say.
00:00:59You okay there, big fella?
00:01:00Mmm.
00:01:01Oh, something bit me last night.
00:01:03Something fierce.
00:01:05Last night, huh?
00:01:06Sure wasn't a woman.
00:01:08Could have been a woman.
00:01:09I was in bed at the time.
00:01:15What are you two slack-offs laughing about?
00:01:18Nothing, boss.
00:01:18Good, because I want those eggs loaded and in town too sweet.
00:01:22Roo, front and center.
00:01:23Yeah, boss.
00:01:24So I'm getting in a hen house.
00:01:25Found two of them dead this morning.
00:01:27You think it's a fox?
00:01:28Well, that's what you're gonna find out.
00:01:29Take the shotgun head on over there.
00:01:32You want me to kill it?
00:01:36That's the general idea.
00:01:38Just be careful and don't point that at anything walking on two legs, you hear?
00:01:41Yeah, boss.
00:01:41You can count on me.
00:01:45Whoops.
00:01:45Most of them are all nine.
00:01:48Oh, shit.
00:01:52shit. I never
00:02:07shit. Oh,
00:02:13shit.
00:02:13Oh, my God.
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:43Oh!
00:02:44Stop!
00:02:46Ah!
00:02:59My own...
00:03:13...
00:03:26Oh!
00:03:29Ah!
00:03:30Oh!
00:04:04Well, all the girls I've known before have left me hungry, left me poor.
00:04:10Aren't you forgetting something?
00:04:13Hey, I didn't want to wake you up.
00:04:15You know, I'm late for work and you look like an angel laying there.
00:04:20Call me.
00:04:25So won't you marry me in whiskey bottles?
00:04:29Give me a kiss and let me take a sip of your love.
00:04:36Well, Susie left me with a broken nose and when Amy left she took off my clothes.
00:04:42Jenny turned out to be a man and Katie took off with my van.
00:04:47Another one just walked out the door.
00:04:50I ain't got no damn luck, baby, that's for sure.
00:04:56So won't you marry me in whiskey bottles?
00:05:01Give me a kiss and let me take a sip of your love.
00:05:09So won't you marry me in whiskey bottles?
00:05:13Give me a kiss and let me take a sip of your love.
00:05:19So won't you marry me in whiskey bottles?
00:05:23Give me a kiss and let me take a sip of your love.
00:05:30So won't you marry me in whiskey bottles?
00:05:35Give me a kiss and let me take a sip of your love.
00:05:44Give me a kiss and let me take a sip of your love.
00:06:16Seriously, two hours late? That's a new low even for you.
00:06:21No, I'm sorry, Pops. You're right.
00:06:24Things just got a little... out of hand last night.
00:06:29Well, I hope you had fun.
00:06:31You just cost us the first big money charter of the season.
00:06:34It's coming out of your pay.
00:06:37Wait, is it canceled?
00:06:38Yeah, well, that's what tourists do when they show up for a grand tour
00:06:40of the Louisiana swamp and their transportation is missing.
00:06:45Missing?
00:06:47What's he talking about?
00:06:48You don't remember anything from last night, do you?
00:06:51Uh, it's... it's all a little hazy.
00:06:55Damn it, son. You even know who she was?
00:06:59Good news!
00:07:00I just talked to Moe and our boat's caught on a bank about a mile below Gator's Way.
00:07:04He saw her on his way in this morning.
00:07:06Please, please, tell me that she's still in one piece.
00:07:09As far as he could tell.
00:07:10See? Good news.
00:07:11Glass half full, Pops.
00:07:12Yeah.
00:07:13Uh, do you have any bear?
00:07:16Don't you think it's a little early, Paul?
00:07:21Bear.
00:07:23You know, like the Tylenol?
00:07:24You know, I was asking if you had any bear.
00:07:27Come here, come here.
00:07:27I want to show you something.
00:07:28Hey, Pops!
00:07:29Pops!
00:07:29Come up!
00:07:30I want to show you something over here.
00:07:34You see this?
00:07:35Who's that handsome devil?
00:07:37That's me, when I was your sister's age.
00:07:39Defusing mines in the Gulf of Tonkin.
00:07:41Risking mines every day.
00:07:43What the hell have you ever risked, huh?
00:07:45Except for STDs and a swollen liver.
00:07:48I put my time in, Pops.
00:07:50Yeah, yeah.
00:07:51The least amount that you can get away with.
00:07:53That boat was your responsibility, Paul.
00:07:55It was your only responsibility.
00:07:57From now on, Petra's gonna handle the boat to us.
00:08:00What?
00:08:01You're demoted to driving the trolley bus.
00:08:04Oh, Pops, you said I'm the face of lacrosse adventures.
00:08:07Yeah, and if you ever want to be the head,
00:08:08you'll shut up and do like I tell you,
00:08:10or you're gonna be shucking oysters the rest of your life.
00:08:12You won't regret this, Daddy.
00:08:14I'm gonna restore some pride to the family name.
00:08:16Let's go get the boat, honey.
00:08:19You got a bus tour leaving in an hour.
00:08:21Don't screw this up or you're out of here.
00:08:23There's no more second chances.
00:08:49Take a picture. It'll last longer.
00:08:51I just did.
00:08:52That's disgusting.
00:09:00All right, girls, come on.
00:09:03Get on the bus.
00:09:05We gotta get going, Charlie.
00:09:07I scheduled the score for noon.
00:09:08I know, I know, I know.
00:09:09I gotta wake up Barb.
00:09:12Hey, Tam, Tam, Tam, do you know where my hard-working,
00:09:15punctual assistant is by any chance?
00:09:16She says she wasn't feeling well, Coach.
00:09:18I think she's still up in her room.
00:09:21I told her to take it easy on the champagne.
00:09:24I swear I did.
00:09:25Hi, guys.
00:09:26Hurry up, Dad.
00:09:27Come on.
00:09:27I'm hurrying.
00:09:34Barb.
00:09:36Come on, wake up.
00:09:37You got a long drive today.
00:09:43Decent?
00:09:46Barb?
00:09:52Barb?
00:09:56What happened to you?
00:10:06Woo, let's see New Orleans.
00:10:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:09You know what?
00:10:09That might be a bit of a problem.
00:10:11Now what?
00:10:12Barb can't go.
00:10:13It's like she had herpes on her face.
00:10:20Well, you know what?
00:10:21It's not my fault that she got bitten, okay?
00:10:24Bitten?
00:10:25By what?
00:10:25I don't know.
00:10:26She wasn't making a lot of sense.
00:10:28She had these, like, weird, scary cysts all over her face.
00:10:32Maybe it's the Black Death.
00:10:33That causes cysts.
00:10:35Oh, crap.
00:10:36Really?
00:10:36Yes, it does, but I don't think they have a plague
00:10:38from the Middle Ages in New Orleans.
00:10:40Could be leprosy.
00:10:42It's not leprosy.
00:10:43Maybe it's not the Black Plague.
00:10:44It doesn't matter.
00:10:45Call an ambulance.
00:10:46They'll take care of it, right?
00:10:47It'll be fine.
00:10:48It'll be fine.
00:10:48And you guys, you guys are late for the tour, right?
00:10:50So you guys gotta get there.
00:10:51What?
00:10:51You're really not gonna come?
00:10:54Barb's gonna be out of commission for a little while, okay?
00:10:57Somebody's gotta drive these Amazons back to Houston, right?
00:11:01Dad, I'm not sleeping in there.
00:11:03It's probably infested with bed bugs.
00:11:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:06You're right.
00:11:07You guys should get a hotel.
00:11:08Some vacation, huh?
00:11:09It'll be fun.
00:11:12I'll make it up.
00:11:13I'll make it up.
00:11:15Have fun, guys.
00:11:18Walkin' from these hills, walkin' to these shores.
00:11:22Walkin' from these hills, walkin' to these shores.
00:11:52Then...
00:11:52...
00:11:52...
00:11:57...
00:12:11Oh, my God.
00:12:27Hey, yo, what's up, homie?
00:12:28You our driver, yo?
00:12:30Yeah, looks that way.
00:12:31Look like you've been through hell.
00:12:33Well, anyway, I'm Glenn.
00:12:34This is my wife, Tina.
00:12:35Hello.
00:12:36Well, Chanté, madam.
00:12:37Oh, honey, did you hear that?
00:12:39He speaks French.
00:12:40Yeah, whatever.
00:12:41He must be Cajun.
00:12:42Anyway, come on, come on.
00:12:43Okay, thank you.
00:12:45That's what I'm talking about, baby.
00:12:47I told you, I'm glad you came.
00:12:48You like it?
00:12:48Yeah, it's good.
00:12:49You enjoy yourself?
00:12:51I love you.
00:12:53Looks like we're short a few.
00:12:55I guess the Blackwells couldn't make it, so...
00:13:00You must be Mr. Grampo-whatska something, rather.
00:13:06Can I just call you Gramps?
00:13:07You're my cane up here, Keister.
00:13:10All right.
00:13:12Sorry, we're late.
00:13:13Blackwell's party at three.
00:13:15We're a short one.
00:13:16My husband couldn't make it.
00:13:17Oh, sorry to hear that.
00:13:23Ah, we're ready to roll.
00:13:25Excellent.
00:13:30Oh, my name is Paul.
00:13:34I'm going to be your tour guide today.
00:13:36If you have any questions, please put a dollar in the tip jar and ask away.
00:13:41Let's get this show on the road.
00:13:43How's that for a tip?
00:13:50Buckle up your seatbelts.
00:13:52Hey, we don't have any seatbelts.
00:14:05Canal Street was, in fact, named after a canal that was meant to be built and never was.
00:14:10It was once the widest street in the world.
00:14:12And to your right, Bourbon Street.
00:14:13Most people don't realize that Bourbon Street was actually named after the French royal family, not the whiskey.
00:14:18Although it is one of the last places in the country where you can still drink on the street.
00:14:21Yeah, you know, that's right.
00:14:22Ooh, I'll bet the booze is really good here.
00:14:24Hey, driver, can we hop off and get some cocktails?
00:14:26Sure.
00:14:27If you want to tuck and roll, this tram don't stop for nothing.
00:14:37What is with you and those peas?
00:14:39It's protein.
00:14:40It puts hair on your back.
00:14:41You should try it.
00:14:42I can see that.
00:14:44Justin, open your mouth, Justin.
00:14:45Open your mouth.
00:14:46Anabelle, come out.
00:14:47It's like I swallowed this, son.
00:14:49Come on, please.
00:14:51Can I ask a question?
00:14:53Last night there was an earthquake.
00:14:54I mean, that's not common in these parts, is it?
00:14:56It depends on how much bourbon you've had.
00:14:58We felt it, too.
00:14:59I almost beat up my hands, but Glenn thought it was nothing.
00:15:02It says here that New Orleans is below sea level and sinking all the time.
00:15:06Maybe that's what we felt, the city sinking.
00:15:07Thinking of Venice.
00:15:08I am not.
00:15:09It says so right here.
00:15:10Hey, a voodoo shop.
00:15:11Can we stop, please?
00:15:12Young lady, like I said before, this tram don't...
00:15:14Stop!
00:15:15Oh, whoa!
00:15:16What the hell is that?
00:15:26You need to stay put?
00:15:35What is that?
00:15:36It's not like natural gas.
00:15:38I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:40There's a huge shell layer under Louisiana.
00:15:42Maybe this is some sort of biogas.
00:15:44Hey, look.
00:15:45Look at that.
00:15:46I don't know.
00:15:50That's disgusting.
00:15:51It's not disgusting.
00:15:52It's nature.
00:15:53Oh, I didn't know they came that big.
00:15:55Let me see that.
00:15:58Huh.
00:16:01Doesn't have any eyes.
00:16:03It's blind.
00:16:04Aw, poor little guy.
00:16:06Well, it probably lives underground in the dark.
00:16:08It doesn't need them.
00:16:09Maybe somebody should get him a little white cane.
00:16:12Are you some kind of scientist?
00:16:14I teach eighth grade biology.
00:16:15I knew it.
00:16:16Let me see that thing.
00:16:24Nice, you little fella, isn't it?
00:16:25Hey, I'm going to need y'all back on the bus.
00:16:30Uh, you guys?
00:16:31You want my face?
00:16:36What is that?
00:16:37What is that?
00:16:38What is that?
00:16:42This door officially...
00:16:44Give me that.
00:16:44What are you doing?
00:16:45This thing's obviously dangerous.
00:16:47I was going to keep that.
00:16:48You always do this.
00:16:48Now.
00:16:49Ouch.
00:16:51Whoa.
00:16:52Whoa.
00:16:53I got him.
00:16:54I got him.
00:16:55I got him.
00:17:01I have to work on my butt.
00:17:03What was that?
00:17:04Did you see how big it was?
00:17:05Get on the bus!
00:17:06Get on the bus!
00:17:14Back on the bus.
00:17:15Go, go, get on the bus!
00:17:17Come on!
00:17:17Get out of here now!
00:17:18Please tell me that was a coconut!
00:17:20Something's on the roof.
00:17:21Shut the windows!
00:17:22Shut the windows!
00:17:23Buddy, grab your seats!
00:17:29Get on the bus!
00:18:04What are we stopping for?
00:18:06Gotta get gas.
00:18:10Are you sure this is a good idea?
00:18:12Those things are right behind us.
00:18:16Yeah, but I think we lost them.
00:18:18Yeah, or they found someone else that you want.
00:18:19Spiders don't eat people.
00:18:21I don't care how big or how blind they are.
00:18:23On Okinawa, I saw a tarantula the size of a grapefruit.
00:18:27A man's eyeball right out of his head.
00:18:31Of course, he was dead at the time.
00:18:38Come on, let's go.
00:18:39Where are you going?
00:18:40See if they got some bug repelling or bear traps or something.
00:18:43Good call.
00:18:44Hey, wait up!
00:18:45Guys, stay where I can see you.
00:18:55What can I do you for?
00:18:56Hey, do you have any raid or bug spray?
00:18:58Got a couple critters to whack, huh?
00:19:00Look, do you have any insect repelling tonight?
00:19:02Well, if we do, be in aisle seven.
00:19:04Seven.
00:19:17How is 911 busy?
00:19:19Do you see those things?
00:19:21This is definitely a brand new species.
00:19:24Yeah?
00:19:25Maybe they'll name it after you.
00:19:27You don't get it.
00:19:28I have a master's in zoology, and I have never even heard of this.
00:19:31You must be a big hit with the eighth graders.
00:19:34This is not funny.
00:19:35Depends on your sense of humor.
00:19:40Life must be easy for you, huh?
00:19:42You flash that dopey smile, and things go your way.
00:19:47This is different.
00:19:49Whatever this is, it'll be wrapped up in time for the six o'clock news.
00:19:53Don't you care that people are in danger?
00:19:55Yeah, I care, but I'm a tour bus driver, not the green power ranger.
00:19:59Oh, watch it, man.
00:20:02Watch this.
00:20:12Come on.
00:20:20That's it.
00:20:22This was a spider two years ago.
00:20:24Beggars can't be choosers.
00:20:26Guys, they're coming!
00:20:27Spiders!
00:20:27They're coming!
00:20:29They're coming!
00:20:29Jumbo spiders.
00:20:31Some of the biggest dwarves.
00:20:32Jumbo dwarves?
00:20:34Call the police.
00:20:34Call the exterminator.
00:20:35Exterminator?
00:20:36Am I speaking Chinese?
00:20:37In what part of jumbo spiders don't you understand?
00:20:41Call somebody.
00:20:42Anybody.
00:20:42Oh.
00:20:43What a mess.
00:20:44He's calling the exterminator.
00:20:46Man, I don't feel so good.
00:20:52I don't feel so good.
00:21:03Just have to dig.
00:21:05Oh!
00:21:06Oh!
00:21:07Oh!
00:21:07Oh!
00:21:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:21:40That's what you want, Playboy?
00:22:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:22:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:22:36I don't know. Check it and see.
00:22:43He looks pretty dead to me.
00:22:45Glenn!
00:22:46Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:22:52Oh, there's a giant spider record!
00:22:59What do I do now?
00:23:06What? What'd I do?
00:23:07You're in control. What do we do now?
00:23:12Who are you calling?
00:23:14My boss.
00:23:15Your boss?
00:23:20Yeah, Pops, it's Paul. Listen, there's a problem.
00:23:30I don't want to hear any problems, Paul.
00:23:31Listen to me. You listen to me.
00:23:33I told you what would happen if you screwed this up.
00:23:35You're 30 years old. Start acting like it.
00:23:38Pops.
00:23:45Pops?
00:23:47You hung up on me.
00:23:48Be cool.
00:23:50Hey, listen to this.
00:23:51This says here that the shell layer goes all the way to Houston.
00:23:54No way.
00:23:55What does that mean? Is it happening back home, too?
00:23:58Charlie.
00:24:00No.
00:24:19Hello, baby.
00:24:22I'm coming down.
00:24:23Pleasepettoan.
00:24:31Hey, this is Charlie. Leave me a message. I'll hit you back.
00:24:35Damn it, Charlie.
00:24:40There's another spider. Another spider.
00:24:43Another spider.
00:24:45Okay, listen. Get to the bus. Get them out of here, okay?
00:24:48I'll hold this one off. Y'all go. Go.
00:24:50Baby.
00:24:51Listen, babe, go. I'll do that in a minute, okay?
00:24:53Just go.
00:25:15Come on, come on. Come on. Come on, you can do it.
00:25:24Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:25:24Hey, I'm there.
00:25:29I can't.
00:25:33Paul, come on. Leave him. He's dead already.
00:25:49Give me some gas, honey.
00:25:58All right. Got it.
00:26:09Okay, keep this together.
00:26:12Throw me the rope.
00:26:16Dad.
00:26:17Dad.
00:26:18What?
00:26:19Look.
00:26:23Is that...
00:26:24Well, that's Armand, all right.
00:26:26Dad.
00:26:27You see that scar right there?
00:26:28Propeller did that to him back in 02.
00:26:31What the hell happened to him?
00:26:33What are those things?
00:26:34Beats me.
00:26:35You know, Armand was getting old, but he was still the toughest son of a gun in the swamp.
00:26:39I hope Mom is okay.
00:26:41Ain't nothing alive that could take on one Louisiana gator, let alone two.
00:26:45The old girl's probably in Morton.
00:26:47We'll report it when we get back to town.
00:26:49Come on.
00:26:49All right.
00:26:55Come on.
00:27:02Come on.
00:27:25They're blind.
00:27:26They must be using some sort of echolocation to find their prey.
00:27:29Like bats.
00:27:30I hate bats.
00:27:35You all right?
00:27:36Yeah.
00:27:37Ah, what's this?
00:27:44What are you stopping for?
00:27:45What the hell are you doing?
00:27:46Make a left.
00:27:47Dude, left's gonna take us back into the corner.
00:27:49Those roads are made for horse carriers, not trolleys.
00:27:51We appreciate the trivia and everything, but enough is enough.
00:27:53Yeah.
00:27:54Right?
00:27:54Okay?
00:27:55This tour is officially over.
00:27:56You're no longer the captain.
00:27:58Give me the keys.
00:27:58I'm the tour guide.
00:27:59Dude, give me the keys.
00:28:00You ain't the tour guide.
00:28:01I'm the keys.
00:28:01Chill out.
00:28:02Don't tell him to chill out.
00:28:03At least he's trying to get us out of here.
00:28:04We're on the same side.
00:28:06Forget that.
00:28:07You screwed up and you messed up.
00:28:08Whoever want me to drive this bus, raise your hand.
00:28:12See?
00:28:15Please, come here.
00:28:16Dude, dude, we can talk about this, man.
00:28:18Give me the keys.
00:28:18Calm down.
00:28:19Give me the keys.
00:28:20No.
00:28:20Give me the keys.
00:28:21Nobody picks me.
00:28:22Put me down.
00:28:23Nobody picks me up, man.
00:28:25Give me the keys.
00:28:33What was that?
00:28:34I don't know.
00:28:35I think another earthquake.
00:28:49Get out of there.
00:28:50Get out of there.
00:28:50Give me the keys.
00:28:51Get off me, man.
00:28:54Just get us out of here.
00:28:57Lon?
00:28:59Her inhaler's run out.
00:29:05I can't find the spare.
00:29:06She always keeps it in her purse.
00:29:07I know, but I can't find it, Justin.
00:29:09Yeah, she's not looking too good.
00:29:10No kidding.
00:29:11We gotta get her to a drive.
00:29:13What now?
00:29:14There's one right across the street from the shop.
00:29:16How far?
00:29:17I don't know, 10 minutes tops?
00:29:18It doesn't matter.
00:29:18Anywhere but here.
00:29:19Go, go, go.
00:29:20Yes.
00:29:20Come on.
00:29:36Oh, my God.
00:29:37Dad.
00:29:39It's a French Quarter.
00:29:48Your brother better not have anything to do with this.
00:29:53Hey, it's Paul.
00:29:55I'm not in right now.
00:29:56Probably because I'm out doing something awesome.
00:30:00Stay with the boat.
00:30:01Don't move.
00:30:03Where are you going?
00:30:04I'm gonna find your brother.
00:30:06And when I do, I'm gonna kill him.
00:30:24I don't want to hear.
00:30:26Why would you even stop by here?
00:30:27You said go this way.
00:30:28You're the one.
00:30:29This is your city.
00:30:29You said go through the car.
00:30:30It wouldn't make any difference if you were driving or if I'm driving.
00:30:32We're still running the car.
00:30:33This is crazy.
00:30:34They're shooting and everything.
00:30:35This is why you have a doctor.
00:30:36I earned that dollar.
00:30:50Hey, calm down.
00:30:51Got a call.
00:30:54Hey, how's my little princess?
00:30:56You guys enjoying your tour?
00:30:57Dad, there's spiders everywhere.
00:30:58You guys at the zoo?
00:31:00No, I'm not at the zoo.
00:31:00I'm in front of the door.
00:31:04Hey, wait a minute.
00:31:05Is that gunfire in here?
00:31:06Dad, I need you to listen to me.
00:31:08Dad, there's giant spiders and they're coming out of the ground.
00:31:10I think that's what cut far.
00:31:11I told you if I caught you huffing that crap one more time, I would...
00:31:14Dad, they're everywhere.
00:31:15I'd ground you for life.
00:31:16I'm not even joking.
00:31:17Dad, I'm not.
00:31:18Hi.
00:31:19Mom's having an asthma attack and I can't find a refill.
00:31:21Calm down, okay?
00:31:22It'll all get taken care of.
00:31:24We'll be...
00:31:25What the hell is that?
00:31:33Oh crap, come on!
00:31:35Watch out, you guys!
00:31:40Why you not listening to me?
00:31:41There's nothing out here.
00:31:42Dad!
00:31:42Are you insane?
00:31:43Mr. College boy, you don't have...
00:31:45Show me your doctor.
00:31:46Show me your master's degree.
00:31:47You don't have a master's.
00:31:48I'll show you my master's degree.
00:31:56What do you think?
00:31:57What do you think?
00:31:58What do you think?
00:31:58What do you think?
00:32:00Is everybody okay?
00:32:02Is everybody okay?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:34I'm sure that's something we can do.
00:32:36I don't mouth them out.
00:32:37Don't even think about it.
00:32:38That won't work.
00:32:40Asthma constricts the airwaves.
00:32:41Oxygen can't get into the lungs.
00:32:43Wait a minute.
00:32:44Heliox.
00:32:45What?
00:32:46Heliox.
00:32:46It's a helium oxygen mix.
00:32:47It's a diver's use.
00:32:49And?
00:32:49At the bottom of the ocean,
00:32:50you can't breathe normal air
00:32:51because there's too much pressure.
00:32:52So they use Heliox
00:32:54because it takes less energy
00:32:55to ventilate the lungs.
00:32:56I think it's the same principle
00:32:57as an inhaler.
00:32:58Can you get us some?
00:32:59Yeah, he's got two tanks
00:33:01on his boat with his dive suit.
00:33:02Great.
00:33:03Where's the boat?
00:33:04Five miles upriver.
00:33:05What?
00:33:06You've got to be kidding me, right?
00:33:11Pops?
00:33:21Pops, move.
00:33:26This place is crawling with giant spiders.
00:33:29Please tell me this is in your fault.
00:33:31What?
00:33:32Just follow me.
00:33:34Okay, but keep an eye out
00:33:36because this place is crawling with spiders.
00:33:41Come on!
00:33:53One, two, three, push!
00:33:56Push!
00:33:59Come on!
00:34:00Put some nuts into it!
00:34:01Coach, it's no good.
00:34:02It's really stuck.
00:34:07Tammy, you take the wheel.
00:34:09You know what?
00:34:09Maybe we need to shift the weight
00:34:10to the back of the bus,
00:34:11so get back there.
00:34:21All right, go.
00:34:24Go!
00:34:25You're supposed to push the gas
00:34:26when I say go.
00:34:29What?
00:34:48Hey, Petra.
00:34:49What's up, girl?
00:34:51Come out on the water.
00:34:53Hi.
00:34:54Hi.
00:35:16My wife and I want a full refund.
00:35:19This is by far the worst vacation we've ever had.
00:35:21Yeah, your brochure didn't say anything about spiders.
00:35:24Well, my mamma does actually say in the fine print
00:35:25that we're not responsible for local wildlife.
00:35:27See, it's...
00:35:29Forget what the brochure said, okay?
00:35:31And you're not going to talk to my wife that way.
00:35:34Let me tell you something, playboy.
00:35:35I'm from the hood.
00:35:36I've done and seen things you have nightmares about.
00:35:39You understand?
00:35:39No, no, they need to hear this, baby.
00:35:41No, this is ridiculous.
00:35:42We didn't sign up for this.
00:35:43Thanks.
00:35:44Spiders everywhere.
00:35:44This is crazy.
00:35:46Let me tell you something.
00:35:47Forget what the old man said about Iwo Jima.
00:35:49That was a cakewalk compared to this.
00:35:51I'm not going to let some bus spider ruin our vacation.
00:35:55Okay?
00:35:55So strap on the cup and buck up.
00:35:57If you want to survive this thing,
00:35:59we have to stick together.
00:36:14Please.
00:36:14We've got to let them go.
00:36:15Come on.
00:36:15Come on.
00:36:17Come on.
00:36:17Come on.
00:36:20Everybody back to the boat.
00:36:22To the boat.
00:36:23Go.
00:36:23Go.
00:36:24Please!
00:36:43Petra, you got them keys?
00:36:45Yep!
00:36:57All right, come on, girls, you're up. Hurry up!
00:37:01Come on, come on!
00:37:06What is that?
00:37:07I don't know.
00:37:13Oh, my God!
00:37:14Oh, my God!
00:37:16Oh, my God!
00:37:19Run, hurry!
00:37:20Hurry!
00:37:30Hit him, coach!
00:37:34Seriously?
00:37:51Oh!
00:37:53Now that is why you are my number one pitch hitter!
00:37:57Woo!
00:37:58Ah!
00:38:16Breathe deep!
00:38:18Hey, what are you doing?
00:38:20Nobody touches that stuff but me!
00:38:22She's having an asthma attack, Pops.
00:38:24I figured the Heliox would help.
00:38:25It's your call.
00:38:26Keep breathing, Mom.
00:38:29Better?
00:38:32I'm gonna be okay.
00:38:34Hey.
00:38:35Good job, brother.
00:38:37It's all part of the tour package.
00:38:38So what do you think of spiders now?
00:38:40I'm gonna be out.
00:38:58Coat!
00:38:59Crap!
00:39:01Those things breathe fire.
00:39:06Well, hey, as long as we stay in here, we'll be okay.
00:39:13Come on, Pops.
00:39:14You guys are gonna be fine as long as you stay calm and...
00:39:17Hey, stay away from the windows.
00:39:18We'll be fine.
00:39:19Okay?
00:39:20We'll be alright.
00:39:23We'll be fine.
00:39:50Is it abandoned?
00:39:53Dad, is it abandoned?
00:39:59Unfortunately not.
00:40:00They can't see us, can they?
00:40:01They can hear us.
00:40:02Everybody be quiet.
00:40:07What are you stopping for?
00:40:09No!
00:40:11Tina, calm down!
00:40:13No!
00:40:14No!
00:40:14No!
00:40:16No!
00:40:19No!
00:40:22No!
00:40:25No!
00:40:25No!
00:40:26No!
00:40:27No!
00:40:27No!
00:40:28No!
00:40:28No!
00:40:28We're gonna get outta here.
00:40:29No.
00:40:30No, we're not.
00:40:31They're gonna get us.
00:40:32Just like they ate glass.
00:40:33They're gonna get us.
00:40:34They're gonna get us.
00:40:34They're gonna get us.
00:40:35Oh!
00:40:38No!
00:40:39No!
00:40:40No!
00:40:40No!
00:40:41No!
00:40:41No!
00:40:49No, no, they're gonna hit us still like they did!
00:40:52What are you doing?
00:40:55No, no, no!
00:40:57What are you doing?
00:41:03Hold on, Petra!
00:41:06I did it. I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:08I did it!
00:41:10Look at me!
00:41:12Look at me!
00:41:12I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:17I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:19They can do that too?
00:41:20Now!
00:41:24I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:25Come on!
00:41:29Oh my god!
00:41:30I'm not gonna let you go!
00:41:33I hate you!
00:41:39No! No!
00:41:42No!
00:41:43No!
00:41:43No! No!
00:41:44Come on!
00:41:46No! No!
00:41:51No!
00:41:52No! Hold on!
00:41:55Get...
00:42:05Ah!
00:42:06Ah!
00:42:11Ah!
00:42:13Ah!
00:42:14Ah!
00:42:15Ah!
00:42:18Abandon ship!
00:42:20Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:42:34Come on, right over here!
00:42:39Tina, are you alive?
00:42:41I'm okay!
00:42:52Take cover!
00:42:53Come on!
00:43:12Don't move!
00:43:14Leave him, please!
00:43:25Don't move!
00:43:26Take care of the others. I'll distract him.
00:43:27Or me?
00:43:28You can do it. I have faith in you, son.
00:43:30Run, Pops!
00:43:31It's our only hope!
00:43:36You're an idiot!
00:43:38You're an idiot!
00:43:48Hey, don't be dick!
00:43:50Hey, you!
00:43:52Over here!
00:43:56Ah!
00:43:57Ah!
00:43:58Ah!
00:44:00Ah!
00:44:02Ah!
00:44:02Ah!
00:44:02Ah!
00:44:03Ah!
00:44:31Paps!
00:44:32Daddy!
00:44:39Daddy!
00:44:40Oh, my God, Daddy!
00:44:42Daddy!
00:44:48Behind you.
00:45:02I believe he messes with me.
00:45:04Come on, man. Let's get you out of here.
00:45:38Hey, you hear that?
00:45:41It's almost like they're talking to each other.
00:45:43No, no, it sounds like a truck.
00:45:56Hey, help!
00:46:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:38Ahh!
00:46:43Ahh!
00:46:52Now that is how you make Jambalaya.
00:46:55Yeah!
00:46:57What?
00:47:04It's going to be okay, Dad. We're going to get you some help.
00:47:07Give me an arm. Let me help you.
00:47:09It's okay, son. I got it.
00:47:26Did you hear that?
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:56Don't shoot.
00:47:59Don't shoot.
00:48:10Who the hell are you?
00:48:12Who the hell are you?
00:48:13The name is Jean-Jacques. This is my bayou.
00:48:17I don't like outsiders. I don't care how many legs you got.
00:48:20Whatever happened to Southern Hospitality?
00:48:21Hey, we got an injured man here, my father. He needs help.
00:48:37Those things do that to you?
00:48:38Yeah, they breathe fire. See, I told you. You don't go skinny dipping with snapping turtles.
00:48:42I don't know. How are you still alive?
00:48:46Don't.
00:48:50Okay. Follow me.
00:49:08Grab the medical kit. We're going to put him in a barn. Yes, boss. We need to get him back
00:49:12to the city.
00:49:13That ain't going to happen.
00:49:14Radio said National Guard setting up a safe zone.
00:49:17Yeah, and there could be a thousand of those things between here and there. You want to take that, Jen?
00:49:20We have to try.
00:49:22Look, there's got to be something we can do. I mean, these things have to have a weakness, right? Something
00:49:25we can use to get past them.
00:49:26He's right. If I can get my hands on one of those things, I can dissect it, and maybe we
00:49:32can find that weakness.
00:49:34You want to try and capture one of those things?
00:49:35It doesn't have to be a lie. Just in one piece. Kind of.
00:49:40Okay, let's hear your plan.
00:49:45Does that thing work?
00:49:51I tried to call you, but when I couldn't get through, I just...
00:49:55Baby, it's okay. It's all right. I understand. You're going to be fine now.
00:50:00Sir, hi. I'm Charlie Blackwell. I'm the coach.
00:50:04Coach Blackwell, of course. We're going to get you and the girls back to Houston pronto.
00:50:08As a matter of fact, why don't you ride up front?
00:50:10No, listen. My wife and kids are in New Orleans.
00:50:13New Orleans, listen. I've got orders to secure the perimeter and keep all the civilians out of there.
00:50:17No, you don't understand. Listen to me.
00:50:19No, listen. You don't understand.
00:50:20Daddy! If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have made it.
00:50:25Please.
00:50:26Fine. You can ride with me. You go straight home.
00:50:43Fine.
00:50:45Fine.
00:50:48Fine.
00:50:54Fine.
00:50:56Good福音.
00:50:57Oh, oh, oh, my God.
00:51:04No, listen.
00:51:06I'm bored.
00:51:36You got one?
00:51:37Yep, a pretty big one.
00:51:45Anyone have a knife?
00:51:46Use this.
00:51:48That'll do.
00:51:49All right.
00:51:52Here we go.
00:51:57Okay.
00:51:58Aren't I supposed to use gloves or something?
00:52:00Do like your mama told you.
00:52:05These are the vocal cords.
00:52:07Very well-developed, as one might expect.
00:52:09What's that plum-looking thing?
00:52:11Let's find out.
00:52:13Woo! Nasty!
00:52:15Gas splatter.
00:52:16Jail supply for the flamethrower?
00:52:17That would be my guess.
00:52:19You know, the shale layer around here is full of biogas.
00:52:21Well, if the species evolved there,
00:52:23then it wouldn't be a surprise if they adapted to utilize it.
00:52:27All right, so what are they doing here now?
00:52:29My guess? Their habitat was disturbed.
00:52:31By what?
00:52:32Oil companies down here, they fracture the earth
00:52:34to get at the fossil fuels.
00:52:36It's called fracking.
00:52:37You mean humans did this?
00:52:39Typical.
00:52:39It says here that fracking causes earthquakes.
00:52:42Maybe the spiders dug their holes,
00:52:43and the fracking started a chain reaction.
00:52:45You run an iOS file?
00:52:46Yeah.
00:52:46All I know is, you dig in the ground enough,
00:52:48you could destabilize the sediment.
00:52:50I'm gonna destabilize if I see another one of those things.
00:52:53All right, so what are they doing here now?
00:52:56I bet you if you boil those spider legs
00:52:58and dip me some butter in some hot sauce,
00:53:01it just seems like a waste.
00:53:03You know how in other countries they eat grasshoppers
00:53:05and scorpions and crickets and such?
00:53:06You been sniffing the temperatine again?
00:53:07No.
00:53:08I'mma tell you this one time.
00:53:09Lay off the shine.
00:53:10We ain't got no more shine, because he drank it all.
00:53:12Well, you the one who brought it all out here.
00:53:14Ball size me too.
00:53:15Ball size me too.
00:53:15Ball size me said that.
00:53:15He said bring the medical kit.
00:53:16You brought the medicine.
00:53:22Box of rocks.
00:53:24I think this species incubates its young inside a living host,
00:53:29and it needs something really sharp
00:53:30to get through all that bone and skin.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:33All right, now that's strange.
00:53:35I can't even find a brain.
00:53:37All I can see is a whole bunch of ganglia for the motor control.
00:53:41So they're not too smart.
00:53:42That's a relief.
00:53:45They're coming.
00:53:46They're coming.
00:53:46They're coming.
00:53:59They're coming.
00:54:02I'm gonna shoot you.
00:54:15Giyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
00:54:23Ahhhhhhhhh!
00:54:29Boss rocks.
00:54:35Let's go.
00:55:15How you doing back there, Pops?
00:55:17Okay, son. I'm right behind you.
00:55:38What do we do?
00:55:40Chance, breathe.
00:55:41Breathe.
00:55:42Breathe.
00:55:43Breathe.
00:56:18Get him out.
00:56:21No, no, no.
00:56:22No, no.
00:56:23No.
00:56:25You can't do nothing. Come on, boy.
00:56:29Get him out.
00:56:32Dad?
00:56:33Dad?
00:56:34Dad?
00:56:35Wait.
00:56:36Wait here.
00:56:37Wait here.
00:56:49Turn around.
00:56:52Ah!
00:56:55Ah!
00:56:56Ah!
00:56:57Ah!
00:56:57Ah!
00:56:58Ah!
00:56:59Ah!
00:57:00Ah!
00:57:00Ah!
00:57:01Ah!
00:57:02Ah!
00:57:06Ah!
00:57:25Pops, Pops, easy, easy, Pops, easy, it's me, it's me, Pops, it's me, I got you, I got you,
00:57:32come on, we gotta get Petra back, we gotta get Petra back, come on, easy.
00:57:38I know, I know, let's come on, hey, listen to me, no, no, save your back, Pops, you've
00:57:47been a pain in my most of your life, and I've been hard on you, because I figured you needed
00:57:53it, realize now that I've been trying to sit around Peggy's a square hole, this girl, you're
00:58:06not me, it's okay, you're still my son, I take Petra, and you get into the safe zone,
00:58:14because it's your only chance.
00:58:16Pops, we're all going to get to the safe zone, all of us, come on.
00:58:25Pops, they got Petra, Pops, Pops, hey, I'm going to get her back, Pops, okay?
00:58:36Pops, that's my boy.
00:58:44Dad, Dad.
00:59:06Your father?
00:59:12You're going to need this.
00:59:17Where's everybody else?
00:59:19Annabelle, she went after her mom.
00:59:23Get him back to the safe zone?
00:59:27Boy, follow me.
00:59:44What are you going to do?
00:59:46I'm going to save you.
00:59:48I'm going to save you.
01:00:07I'm going to save you.
01:00:18Hannibal!
01:00:51Hannibal!
01:01:23Hannibal!
01:01:57Hannibal!
01:02:14Patrick, come on!
01:02:25All right, come on. Come on.
01:02:30Let's go.
01:02:33How's Dad?
01:02:36Paul.
01:02:39Paul.
01:02:48He's gone.
01:02:50No.
01:02:52No.
01:02:53I'm sorry.
01:02:55You made me promise that I was gonna get you out of here.
01:02:59Don't make a liar out of me.
01:03:01Okay?
01:03:03Dad.
01:03:03Look at me.
01:03:05No.
01:03:06Okay.
01:03:08Come on.
01:03:10Come on.
01:03:12Come on.
01:03:12Come on.
01:03:13Come on.
01:03:13Come on.
01:03:27Do you see her?
01:03:29Her?
01:03:38the queen she's the brain for all of them they're completely dependent on her kill her
01:03:47they won't be able to function they'll all die you you guys uh
01:04:07come on
01:04:08this way
01:04:11come on
01:04:11come on
01:04:12come on
01:04:17you got it
01:04:20go go
01:04:48I'm going to need you up to the top.
01:04:49I'm going to push.
01:04:50I'm going to need you.
01:05:44I'm going to need you.
01:06:02Hey!
01:06:04That's my dad!
01:06:05Dad!
01:06:06Oh, my God, son!
01:06:08Oh, man.
01:06:12Yeah, Dad, I'm fine.
01:06:14I'm going to need to confiscate that weapon.
01:06:16This is my gun.
01:06:18I was worried about you.
01:06:19Where are the others?
01:06:20The spiders, her...
01:06:21They took Mom.
01:06:22What?
01:06:22Who did?
01:06:23She couldn't breathe.
01:06:24And the spiders, they took her.
01:06:25Wait, the spiders took Mom?
01:06:27Yes.
01:06:28Where's Annabelle?
01:06:29She went after them.
01:06:30I couldn't stop her.
01:06:32Say again, Zulu Six?
01:06:35This just keeps getting better and better.
01:06:37We got a problem.
01:06:39A big one.
01:06:49Is she coming?
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:51She ain't too happy.
01:06:57Yes!
01:06:58Woo!
01:06:58Yes!
01:07:00Mom!
01:07:01Mom!
01:07:02Look, Mom, the helicopters!
01:07:04Mom, they're here!
01:07:05Mom, they're coming!
01:07:22Mom!
01:07:24Mom.
01:07:26Mom!
01:07:28Mom!
01:07:29Mom!
01:07:30Mom!
01:07:34On me!
01:07:38Listen up.
01:07:39I want that thing stopped before it reaches the city, understand?
01:07:43Failure is not an option.
01:07:44Look!
01:07:46That is what big mother bugger.
01:07:52That's Paul.
01:07:54Who's Paul?
01:07:54My tour guide.
01:07:55Tour guide?
01:08:21She's on the move.
01:08:40Major Crandall, I have visual on the target.
01:08:42You think?
01:09:01What's she doing?
01:09:02She's feathering her nest.
01:09:15I have target locked, sir.
01:09:17Fire on your command.
01:09:19Hold your fire, Zulu Six.
01:09:21We've got civilians in that building.
01:09:24One, two, three!
01:09:31One, two!
01:09:35Mom!
01:09:36Mom!
01:09:40What are we gonna do?
01:09:42Caden said if we kill the queen, it'll stop them all, right?
01:09:45We don't even know if that'll work.
01:09:47We have to try.
01:09:49Hello, Paul.
01:09:50Missiles won't even stop her.
01:09:51These things are only tough on the outside.
01:09:53We have to go in.
01:09:55What are you gonna do?
01:09:59I'm gonna prove your mother right.
01:10:01How can I help?
01:10:15This is all I could find.
01:10:16Perfect.
01:10:17At the risk of stating the obvious, I want you to know I think this is a bad idea.
01:10:23Duly noted.
01:10:24But whatever happens, I believe in you.
01:10:28Really?
01:10:29Nah, I'm just messing with you.
01:10:34You're welcome.
01:10:35You're welcome.
01:10:36What?
01:10:49You're welcome.
01:11:14Hey, that's Anthem.
01:11:15She made it!
01:11:16Oh, my God.
01:11:20Major Crandall, my daughter, she's down there.
01:11:23You guys got to help her.
01:11:30Bravo team, we've got civilians on Ivorville and Decatur.
01:11:34Ivorville and Decatur, roger, out.
01:11:37Time to show Daddy Longlegs how we roll on the bayou.
01:11:44Where the hell is he going?
01:12:01Let's get into the back.
01:12:13Oh, no, you're not going.
01:12:15You are not going.
01:12:16Gentlemen, take this, lady.
01:12:17No!
01:12:19No!
01:12:19No!
01:12:20No!
01:12:21No!
01:12:24Justin!
01:12:24Gonnng!
01:12:35Ben!
01:12:36Boom!
01:12:39Awww!
01:12:42You need a town!
01:12:47Heyinter's fine.
01:12:48Hey.
01:12:49Ahh.
01:12:50Huh?시죠?
01:12:53What?
01:13:01Who was that?
01:13:03That Kijin dude.
01:13:38How's mom?
01:13:40Her asthma, she didn't make it.
01:14:09You gone fishing?
01:14:11Yeah, you want to be the bait?
01:14:16We come to say hello.
01:14:18Time to dance, you big, beautiful...
01:14:40No, that hit me!
01:14:42Come on!
01:14:43Come on, right here!
01:14:45Come on, right here, get me!
01:14:47Uh-oh.
01:14:49No!
01:14:51I see you!
01:14:54Can I see the binoculars?
01:14:56That's my brother, please.
01:15:03It's not much of a safe zone.
01:15:06I'm stuck!
01:15:07You need some help?
01:15:08I'm kind of busy right now.
01:15:10You help yourself.
01:15:12I just gotta get loose.
01:15:13She's coming back!
01:15:22I'll start what you can't finish for, you hear me?
01:15:30I don't know how to feel.
01:15:36Oh!
01:15:40Oh, my God!
01:15:50Oh!
01:15:52Oh!
01:15:52Oh!
01:15:53Oh!
01:15:53Oh!
01:15:54Oh!
01:15:54Oh!
01:15:56Oh, man, he did not just do that, did he?
01:15:58I can't look.
01:16:13That guy's got guts.
01:16:15Yeah, more ways than one.
01:16:24Where is he? Where is he?
01:16:26There he is.
01:16:29Gas bladder. He's going for the gas bladder.
01:16:47Come on.
01:16:58Come on.
01:17:03This one's for you, Dad.
01:17:32Get a squad over there double time and make sure every part of that thing is dead.
01:17:37Say again, Echo One?
01:17:39I need visual confirmation. Do you have eyes on?
01:17:45Outstanding.
01:17:47They're dying. All over the city, the spiders are dying.
01:17:51Yeah!
01:17:55Thank God.
01:18:19Did you know that man?
01:18:23I'm sorry.
01:18:24Listen, I'm going to see to it that he's awarded the highest commendation the military can offer a civilian.
01:18:29You have my word on that.
01:18:32Wait a minute.
01:18:34It's dead.
01:18:41Paul!
01:18:49Hey, Bravo.
01:18:51Somebody get him down from there.
01:18:57That'll help?
01:19:16Don't.
01:19:31Hey, David.
01:19:33I got him.
01:19:34He was on the other side.
01:19:34I got him out of his bed.
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