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Swipe Wright - Dating 101 [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That have simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:17Oh!
00:01:23Oh!
00:01:29Oh!
00:01:32Oh!
00:01:34Oh!
00:01:36Oh!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:38Real love just makes me jealous.
00:01:42You can eat.
00:01:50Break up.
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend.
00:02:03Well, ex-girlfriend.
00:02:06And tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend.
00:02:13Ex-boyfriend.
00:02:14Who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink?
00:02:22And you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:03:22I'll have two more of that.
00:04:42I hope you don't mind.
00:04:43I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:53Um...
00:04:55We didn't...
00:04:56You know...
00:04:57With all due respect,
00:04:59I wouldn't have sex with anyone
00:05:00who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:24Right, how could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone
00:05:28as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:39I almost forgot.
00:05:59Oh, sorry, I...
00:06:02Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:06I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty
00:06:17when I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way,
00:06:23there's a new dating app
00:06:24that just came out
00:06:25called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:29Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name...
00:06:31It just...
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Because...
00:06:37I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:42Okay.
00:07:02I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:07But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:10We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSwipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished,
00:07:28you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All.
00:07:33Mine.
00:07:38Mmm.
00:07:42What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:47I want my best friend back.
00:07:49We're too damn back.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:53Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you,
00:07:56and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
00:08:03and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:10Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:13Stop.
00:08:14I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:16but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:21It's okay.
00:08:22Hey, Lily.
00:08:23Lily, I want you to be in love,
00:08:26and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:32What is that?
00:08:44That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:03Love Swipe uses a unique approach,
00:09:07with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
00:09:10and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:21like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:24everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:28That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time.
00:09:31And I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:43How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:55I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:06Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that,
00:10:31I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:36I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:38And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:44Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:11:03Last three years of my life
00:11:04has led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:10I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:13Here's to you,
00:11:15gorgeous,
00:11:15whoever you are.
00:11:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl
00:11:33hanging out with her best friend
00:11:34and her ex-boyfriend
00:11:35who cheated on her.
00:11:36Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you
00:11:39you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:45You downloaded a dating app
00:11:46while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No!
00:11:50If either of you says one more word
00:11:52about that stupid app,
00:11:53I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:01What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my God.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later
00:12:12when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:17I'll try your stupid app
00:12:18just to prove that both of you
00:12:20were horrible people
00:12:20and I'll never forgive you.
00:12:24No way.
00:12:36You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date
00:12:51and the moment he lies about what he did,
00:12:54you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Wright's butt.
00:12:58Mm-hmm.
00:13:02Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:19Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:22And Lillie, you idiot.
00:13:58Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:12You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:16Shall we?
00:14:28Hey, come on.
00:14:29God, thank you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin!
00:14:37She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:53Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at
00:15:09school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:15So I just make a run for it.
00:15:19When, uh...
00:15:20You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no!
00:15:29Yup.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried.
00:15:37A lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:42Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:55I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:57It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Hmm?
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:14I have to go.
00:16:27It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:41I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:52Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:00What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:29Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:35What did you say?
00:17:37I said I believe in love.
00:17:41But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:50Doreen.
00:17:56No.
00:18:04My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:20And she attempted to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:31I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:41I'm so sorry.
00:18:46I never had any siblings.
00:18:49But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:56And he got diagnosed with a...
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21You're listening to mine.
00:19:35No.
00:19:48Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55Alright, let's get out and warm up those bodies, getting the body moving, feeling good.
00:20:01Wait, are you?
00:20:04Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11Nope, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:18I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on, you're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:29Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:37Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:39I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:42Let's dance!
00:20:43You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:46Oh yeah, here we go.
00:20:47This is it.
00:20:48I'm almost dimming stiff.
00:20:51See?
00:20:51I'm kinda better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:54I don't think you are.
00:20:55Uh oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:56Open it!
00:20:57Come in!
00:20:57What's my dog told me?
00:20:59Oh!
00:21:21I don't think I'll just...
00:21:27...
00:21:27Squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but...
00:21:55This one summer, I took this internship at this huge law firm, and...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream, because I didn't want to end up like that.
00:22:14Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:18And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:24What about you?
00:22:29You know, I...
00:22:30I was just fired, rather dramatically, from a major social media company, right as it was getting huge.
00:22:41So, yeah.
00:22:42So you work in tech?
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:46Yep.
00:22:47I work in tech.
00:23:04I work in, uh...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very secret startup.
00:23:17Unfortunately, I...
00:23:18Wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA, so I just...
00:23:22Oh, I...
00:23:23I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:29Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:32Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:41I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:44Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:45Dustin, you're up.
00:23:50All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:24:00Her name's Lily.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03Lily doll.
00:24:03Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:06Stuff them in.
00:24:09Yeah, all right.
00:24:10A little harder.
00:24:11Let's go.
00:24:12All right.
00:24:12Yeah, you can do a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:14Good job.
00:24:15All right, next, we're gonna test your reflexes.
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:22Yeah, fine.
00:24:24Just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:26All right, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:27Come here.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that...
00:24:29CEO of tech guy?
00:24:33Uh...
00:24:33No.
00:24:34Not me.
00:24:35Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:39What...
00:24:39What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:52Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:54I'm your girl?
00:24:56Maybe.
00:25:06You good?
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:08I'm sorry.
00:25:09I can't pretend to shoot.
00:25:11Is this guy's deal?
00:25:12I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:17Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy.
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29It's really sweet you tried to protect me, but...
00:25:31Next time...
00:25:33Ask if I need help.
00:25:52Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number four.
00:26:05Where's your bathroom?
00:26:07It's just...
00:26:08Right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to...
00:26:20Bring me home.
00:26:22I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:25There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:30There's a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:32Oh, yeah?
00:26:34Like what?
00:26:54Come here, and I'll show you.
00:27:02All my life, I was looking for a sign.
00:27:08Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:14Sometimes you can see things when it in time.
00:27:19It seems...
00:27:21Don't forget so much.
00:27:22I wish you had a dream.
00:27:33You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:48It's yours.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:17I want you so much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:29Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:39I'm sorry.
00:28:40I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:44Oh.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:49Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:29:02Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:30What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:42Just tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:07It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman.
00:30:13in your apartment, and they weren't selfies,
00:30:15so I know that you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry, but there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:29Really?
00:30:30I swear it.
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just, I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:43I promise.
00:30:52What are you doing?
00:30:54I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:07I want you to walk out that door, no, yeah.
00:31:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:31:36Jake, stop.
00:31:41Sorry.
00:31:45i'm sorry i just i really want to it's just i'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:52and you know what love swipe is working i think we should wait
00:32:01okay yeah we can wait i would never want to pressure you i promise
00:32:14as soon as love swipe gives us permission you can have me all of me
00:32:54so he's definitely not a date rapist no i found the condom the next morning he's a perfect
00:33:00gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs you're sure you trust this guy not that you'd know
00:33:06anything about trust but yeah yeah i did what does he do for work he's intact
00:33:15why are you guys acting so weird there there's something we need to tell you about jake
00:33:19something you may not want to hear what do you mean
00:33:25i wasn't really talking about i'm so yeah you're being an ass right now that's fine
00:33:30i think she's small
00:33:36are you sure you're all right i'm fine
00:33:42ask jake about his work finally i can see what's happening
00:33:47now that i've planted jake's work history i should push him to tell the truth and then he'll be mine
00:33:53again my friends didn't pawn yet i mean those two who are in disguise every single time we come here
00:34:01they yeah didn't they cheat on you behind your back only because of that stupid app okay can we not
00:34:09blame the app
00:34:17jake wright you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:23what do you do for work i'm in tech i told you
00:34:29my friends they received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer
00:34:39what kind of apps do you develop please don't let him
00:34:45okay i'm i'm gonna tell you but just because i trust you and you have to promise not to tell
00:34:52anyone else okay okay i promise i swear i won't tell anybody i'm uh
00:35:02i started a
00:35:08i started a nap and i'm looking for investors and i'm just poor app developer looking for backing
00:35:18i'm sorry but like do you believe me
00:35:23of course i believe you just thank you for being honest with me
00:35:37oh she wants honesty
00:35:40or she's gonna get it
00:35:55so what kind of poor are we talking like your parents pay your rent or you're still a rich tech
00:36:02guy but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy all i can say is if this app
00:36:07takes off i'm not gonna
00:36:09need to worry about money you got this
00:36:14okay
00:36:16lie detector test tomorrow that's so crazy it's almost like it's listening to a conversation
00:36:21actually it's perceived intuition is machine learning from thorough scrapping of social media platforms
00:36:29how do you know that
00:36:32just a guess pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:35well i'm not scared of some lie detector test there's nothing i wouldn't tell you
00:36:42do you feel the same
00:36:46yeah actually there's somewhere i gotta be we should get out of here
00:36:54i've got you right where i want you lily niblock prepare for heartbreak
00:37:01so how does this work again the machine analyzes our answers and makes little tv show noises
00:37:09nervous but excited that's it true so you ready yeah absolutely
00:37:19jake are you sure yes i'm sure
00:37:24ask about his job
00:37:28so jake are you an app developer yes
00:37:35what kind of apps do you develop um two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media
00:37:45scrubbing
00:37:46social media scrubbing like our dating app
00:37:50yep just like that
00:37:53have you developed any other apps
00:37:56well um
00:37:59are you okay
00:38:02yeah yep
00:38:08there isn't anything you could tell me i wouldn't understand
00:38:13i'm pulling for you and i trust you okay
00:38:19okay
00:38:28okay
00:38:31have you developed any other apps have you developed any other apps
00:38:39nope
00:38:44why are you lying to me i'm i'm not i'm not i swear i swear
00:38:51do you trust me i think so and are you attracted to me
00:38:58yes
00:39:00now are you ready to find true love
00:39:04yes
00:39:06i'm ready to find love
00:39:09are you sure
00:39:10yes i'm sure
00:39:13what's what's going on you said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:17jake i promise i am ready for the real thing
00:39:22i'm sorry that's not doing what you said that you were ready for real love
00:39:28i'm sorry
00:39:30okay
00:39:55please what are you doing here
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:13So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no. Nothing.
00:40:18That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:23I was really hurting.
00:40:26After we broke up.
00:40:29So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and I matched with someone.
00:40:36And, Jake, you were right.
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:44The app works. And I'm proof.
00:40:47I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:51Great. Well, I'm happy for you.
00:40:56Well, what about you? Have you matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh, yeah.
00:41:03Yeah? Okay. Tell me about her. Is she pretty?
00:41:10Honestly, it's...
00:41:12Things aren't going that well.
00:41:16Well, you don't...
00:41:17You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault.
00:41:20Because, I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:22You were right.
00:41:24All along, Jake.
00:41:28I just don't know anymore.
00:41:33Well, I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:39I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:42We really did make something special together.
00:41:55Okay, just because me and my match are having issues,
00:42:01I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:06I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry. You're...
00:42:09You're right.
00:42:10Again.
00:42:11You know, we're...
00:42:12In love with other people, and...
00:42:15I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:19I'm sorry.
00:42:24I got you, Jake.
00:42:30Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:40I'm never going to find love again.
00:42:42All men are liars.
00:42:45And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:48I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:51I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:53Screw you, Tim.
00:43:05Five minutes ago?
00:43:08That asshole!
00:43:16Get you.
00:43:17All right.
00:43:18Lily.
00:43:19It's so good to see you.
00:43:21Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not.
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:26Who?
00:43:28Don't gaslight me.
00:43:30I'm not crazy.
00:43:30I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:32Okay, I promise.
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:35Liar.
00:43:36You're lying to me.
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no.
00:43:48This can't be happening again.
00:43:49Lily, give me your phone.
00:43:54Just what I thought.
00:43:55You know, a traditional trace of malware.
00:43:58So it's not hacked?
00:44:01You did get an email
00:44:03and that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:44:06because I was kissing another woman in it.
00:44:12Wait.
00:44:14What are you saying?
00:44:15That woman was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:18and she is a brilliant coder and hacker
00:44:23but also extremely unstable.
00:44:29But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:38but then she kissed me
00:44:42just for a moment
00:44:46but in that moment
00:44:48I realized how much that I love you
00:44:53that you're the only person I want to be with.
00:45:01Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again.
00:45:08Take right.
00:45:09You kissed another woman
00:45:11and then you hid it from me.
00:45:13Lily, please stop.
00:45:16I'm sorry.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19You are.
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know.
00:45:23All I know is that I can't stand me
00:45:24in the same room as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:31Lily!
00:45:37Oh my God.
00:45:38Did you see the look
00:45:39on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:42Now
00:45:44it's time to put the final nail
00:45:45in this girl's coffin.
00:45:53You and Jake Wright
00:45:54have been unmatched.
00:45:57What?
00:45:59No.
00:46:03True love awaits
00:46:04with your new match
00:46:05Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:12Come on, Jake.
00:46:13Please pick up.
00:46:15Jake.
00:46:16Lily?
00:46:18I just got a notification
00:46:19we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:21See, man.
00:46:22As tragic as it is,
00:46:23I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly, we have some issues
00:46:29and if I'm being honest,
00:46:30I want to assess you
00:46:32a woman who's super intelligent
00:46:33and ready for real love.
00:46:35Jake, wait!
00:46:39I can't believe him!
00:46:44True love awaits
00:46:45with your new match,
00:46:46Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:47All right, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:50Get ready to meet
00:46:51the hottest girl
00:46:51you've ever seen.
00:47:02You must be Lily.
00:47:04Might I say,
00:47:05your profile picture
00:47:06does not do
00:47:07that beautiful body justice.
00:47:09God damn!
00:47:10So, uh,
00:47:13Mitchell, was it?
00:47:14What do you do for a living?
00:47:16Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:47:17I get paid
00:47:18and I get laid.
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry.
00:47:21You will.
00:47:21Excuse me?
00:47:23I'm a model, babe.
00:47:25Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No, it's not.
00:47:28And you already said that.
00:47:29Sorry.
00:47:30I'm just super distracted
00:47:31by that tight pod
00:47:32you're rocking
00:47:33underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait
00:47:35to get that thing off
00:47:36and on my floor
00:47:37where it belongs.
00:47:38You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake.
00:47:41Hey, wait.
00:47:43Tonight's the night.
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:46the truth
00:47:46about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:48And if she'll have me,
00:47:49I will treasure her
00:47:50for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait.
00:47:56Let go of my arm.
00:47:58Hey, the app hooked us up, babe.
00:48:00We're soulmates.
00:48:01Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you.
00:48:03I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:09I love Jake
00:48:10and I need to go
00:48:11right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:19Get off me, you creep.
00:48:25Jake.
00:48:27No, Jake, wait.
00:48:30Jake.
00:48:32Jake, wait.
00:48:35Please, it's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Really, because I just watched you
00:48:41kiss another man
00:48:42that wasn't me
00:48:43on our seventh day.
00:48:44Please, let me explain.
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated up
00:48:49on your asshole boyfriend.
00:48:50Now you're cheating on me.
00:48:53We were unmatched.
00:48:56I called you
00:48:57and you broke it off.
00:48:59You humiliated me.
00:49:01Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:03I want us to be honest
00:49:04with each other,
00:49:05but you're lying
00:49:06to my face.
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:15Love's wife matched me
00:49:17with that stupid meathead.
00:49:18I only went out
00:49:19with him to get back
00:49:20at you.
00:49:21And when I saw him
00:49:24when he kissed me,
00:49:27I realized the only person
00:49:29I wanted to kiss
00:49:30was you.
00:49:31Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:38See, and it all
00:49:39that happened today
00:49:42that I called you
00:49:43and we unmatched
00:49:44and I broke up with you.
00:49:45Why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe.
00:49:49We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me.
00:49:52What do you mean
00:49:53it's not safe?
00:49:53Trust me.
00:49:54We need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:04They moved overseas,
00:50:05so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here
00:50:09when I want to get away
00:50:10from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand.
00:50:12Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service.
00:50:17No internet.
00:50:19It's just us here.
00:50:22Okay, Jake,
00:50:23I need you to explain
00:50:24why are we safe
00:50:25in a cabin in the woods.
00:50:27Please don't make me
00:50:28regret this.
00:50:31Do you remember
00:50:33my ex-girlfriend
00:50:34what I told you about?
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah?
00:50:39There's something
00:50:40I need to tell you.
00:50:43The day
00:50:46I broke up with her.
00:50:48Sue, I'll kill!
00:50:51I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:54I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:58What she said,
00:51:00what I'm afraid she's
00:51:01capable of doing.
00:51:05It's the only place
00:51:07I feel like we're
00:51:08safe.
00:51:10I'm so sorry
00:51:12that happened to you.
00:51:15She sounds
00:51:17unwell.
00:51:20Wow.
00:51:22You look
00:51:23so beautiful,
00:51:25Lolly.
00:51:27You look
00:51:27very handsome.
00:51:32You don't know
00:51:33how much I wish
00:51:34this was our
00:51:35seventh date.
00:51:37Do you mind
00:51:38getting wet?
00:51:40What's that
00:51:41supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me
00:51:44and I'll show you.
00:51:54Ready?
00:52:04It's been a crazy day.
00:52:06And I'm thankful
00:52:07you're here.
00:52:08Me too.
00:52:11Jake, I
00:52:12I feel safe
00:52:13when I'm with you.
00:52:16You know,
00:52:17on the
00:52:18seventh date,
00:52:21Love Swipe
00:52:22gives couples
00:52:23the option
00:52:26to...
00:52:29To what?
00:52:35Be with each
00:52:35other.
00:52:38Well,
00:52:39if Love Swipe
00:52:39says something.
00:52:44Put me on the altar
00:52:46because you can't
00:52:47be tamed
00:52:48Silence
00:52:50underneath
00:52:50your flame
00:52:52Cut the chords
00:52:53around me
00:52:54as I speak
00:52:55your name
00:52:56It's never
00:52:57gonna be
00:52:58the same
00:53:00Even though
00:53:01I loved you
00:53:01it was all
00:53:02in vain
00:53:15This
00:53:16ends
00:53:17now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:21I am going to
00:53:22win Jake
00:53:23back
00:53:23even if it
00:53:24means I need
00:53:25to get rid of
00:53:26Lily Niblock
00:53:26once
00:53:27and for all!
00:53:38Last night was
00:53:40I know
00:53:53We should be getting
00:53:54our notification
00:53:55for our last date
00:53:57If anything
00:53:58happens
00:53:59just come to
00:54:00my place
00:54:00and we'll
00:54:01deal with it
00:54:02together
00:54:03Don't worry
00:54:04about me
00:54:05Nothing
00:54:06can keep me
00:54:07from you
00:54:07Not even
00:54:07your crazy
00:54:08ex-girlfriend
00:54:16Okay
00:54:38You want him?
00:54:40Come and get him
00:54:43Long guard, bitch
00:54:47To love
00:54:47And to love
00:54:48Swipe
00:54:53Meet Jake
00:54:53for a private
00:54:54rendezvous
00:54:54in the wine
00:54:55lounge
00:54:56of your favorite
00:54:56bar
00:54:59Aw, the app
00:55:00is having us
00:55:00do our final
00:55:01date in the
00:55:01wine lounge
00:55:02It's where
00:55:03our first date
00:55:03was
00:55:04It's so sweet
00:55:04Be careful
00:55:05Lily
00:55:06His ex
00:55:06sounds crazy
00:55:08Want me to
00:55:09walk you back?
00:55:09You guys need
00:55:10to calm down
00:55:12I'm about to
00:55:12have another
00:55:13amazing night
00:55:14with the man
00:55:14of my dreams
00:55:53Nice to meet
00:55:53you two
00:55:54both
00:55:54without disguises
00:55:55I'm Jake
00:55:56by the way
00:55:57Tim
00:55:59Tanya
00:56:01You hurt my
00:56:02best friend
00:56:02I'll chop
00:56:03off your
00:56:03balls
00:56:04I think
00:56:05she's had
00:56:05enough hurt
00:56:06for one month
00:56:06don't you think?
00:56:08Touche
00:56:09have you seen
00:56:10Lily?
00:56:11Love Swipe
00:56:12said I was
00:56:12supposed to
00:56:13meet her
00:56:13at her
00:56:13apartment
00:56:13but she's
00:56:14not there
00:56:15It just
00:56:15told her
00:56:16to meet
00:56:16you
00:56:16for a
00:56:17private
00:56:17dinner
00:56:17at the
00:56:17wine
00:56:18lounge
00:56:18She said
00:56:19that's
00:56:19where you
00:56:20two
00:56:20had
00:56:20your
00:56:20first
00:56:20date
00:56:27Lily
00:56:29Lily
00:56:44Please
00:56:46It was you.
00:56:48So is you.
00:56:55Where are you, Belize?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:03Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:16I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:19But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I don't get that much.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38You still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:43Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, Belize.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:52Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, Rob, back up.
00:58:00Jake, stop this asshole.
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:17Jake, you came to me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:21You might go.
00:58:25Not so fast!
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:35Now step.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:45Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three.
00:58:51To tell Lily here.
00:58:53How you've been lying to her your entire relationship.
00:58:56Or.
00:58:57I'm gonna put a hole.
00:58:59In.
00:59:00Her.
00:59:01Head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:08Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three!
00:59:13Wait!
00:59:15Okay.
00:59:17Police.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:27Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:29We collaborated.
00:59:30We made.
00:59:33Dating apps together.
00:59:36Last month.
00:59:37We created.
00:59:38Our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:48So you.
00:59:49You lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me.
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
00:59:59Because over the last year,
01:00:00last week,
01:00:01I've realized something even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created in Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:29I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:33for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38My confidant.
01:00:40My lover.
01:00:43You are a brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:49I need to tell you something that
01:00:51I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04The android can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:25How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you!
01:01:30Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:34I'm sorry.
01:01:36I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you.
01:01:41In my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me,
01:01:45I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:47making it up to you.
01:01:51I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:54I love you.
01:01:55I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:56I forgive you.
01:02:00I forgive you.
01:02:09I'm sorry.
01:02:10Thank you, Jake.
01:02:14I love you.
01:02:17I love you.
01:02:20I love you, Jake.
01:02:28I love you, Jake.
01:02:32True, undying love.
01:02:40So...
01:02:46Lillian Buck, will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:58Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake, my, my Mr. Wright, I will marry you.
01:03:17And you make it make sense
01:03:19How I hope can be born with you
01:03:24Who once felt like a stranger
01:03:26Who still I believe in your plans
01:03:35Or if you have a mission
01:03:36You, I, I'm so pretty
01:03:38I don't know.
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