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00:11A CIDADE NO BRASIL
00:31A CIDADE NO BRASIL
01:00A CIDADE NO BRASIL
01:04A CIDADE NO BRASIL
01:18A CIDADE NO BRASIL
01:29Huh?
01:32Yeah, você quer isso, não você, big boy?
01:35Yeah, quem é meu cutie patootie?
01:38Quem é meu fofo, fofo, fofo, fofo?
01:41Estou puxando em cima de nós, ou...
01:43ou...
01:43é só isso?
01:44F*** isso.
01:48Hold...
02:00É você ou eu, Fuzzfuck.
02:10Oi.
02:11Oi!
02:12Oi!
02:13Você riskou sua vida por mim.
02:15Não outra pessoa na Terra tem feito isso,
02:16só por minha mãe, durante a criança.
02:19Eu era uma brecha.
02:22Mas você...
02:23Lindy Littlejohn...
02:26Você escolhe...
02:28que foi desesperado, e eu digo isso como um complemento.
02:31Eu vou você minha vida.
02:34Você salvou minha vida multiple vezes, Ritchie.
02:37E eu diria de novo.
02:39Por quê?
02:41Não se for amor...
02:42ou for the love of amor...
02:44ou, quote, Shakespeare...
02:46Eu continuo de tê-lo de você, Ritchie,
02:49e não dê-lo em volta.
02:51Behold, Lindy Littlejohn,
02:53am I witness to the shattering of behavioral patterns.
02:56Can we just call it...
02:58even?
02:59Even, Steven.
03:01I do have one more thing.
03:03Um...
03:03É só um favor,
03:04e não é perigoso,
03:06eu prometo.
03:07Are we breaking another behavioral pattern?
03:10O que você sabe sobre TikTok?
03:16Lindy!
03:17Lindy!
03:19Lindy?
03:21Magoo?
03:21Oh!
03:23Oh!
03:26Oh!
03:27Oh, she's good.
03:29Oh, she's very good.
03:31Lindy?
03:32Lindy, let's talk.
03:35No tricks.
03:36You have my word.
03:40Ow!
03:42Oh!
03:46Oh!
03:47At least you didn't get me in my good eye.
03:50Okay, no sudden moves.
03:51Nothing up my sleeves.
03:53For real this time.
03:57So talk!
03:58Could you lower the bow?
04:02Okay, I came here to apologize,
04:04but I'm not going to.
04:07because I have something better than just words.
04:10Dr. Carmichael's colon a grand gesture?
04:12I can make you big again.
04:16You said that,
04:17and then you tried to kill me!
04:19Well, I was...
04:20I was provoked,
04:21but that's not the point.
04:22I did it, Lindy.
04:24I really did it.
04:25I can make you big again,
04:26and all of this can be over.
04:28Lindy, I can.
04:29And I will.
04:30I promise.
04:32Fine.
04:34Do it.
04:34Make me big again.
04:36Let's end this.
04:36Well, I'm so happy to hear you say this,
04:38but, um,
04:39there's a small problem.
04:41Do I need to raise my bow?
04:42No.
04:42No.
04:43But...
04:45I'm going to need you...
04:48to break into the lab tonight,
04:50and steal the formula,
04:52and wipe the service,
04:53because Hilton is selling my tech to the military,
04:56and he's packing up the lab,
04:57and everything will be gone by morning,
04:59and I will be arrested
04:59if I set foot in the building,
05:01and only a person of your size
05:03can access the chemical freezer,
05:05which is going to be dangerous,
05:06but I have complete faith in you
05:07and your astounding miniature abilities,
05:09and thereby,
05:10our mission will inevitably be a rousing success,
05:13and you will be big again,
05:13and we can return to our normal lives.
05:26What am I supposed to do with that?
05:28Wear it as a crown?
05:30Wear it as my wife?
05:32I...
05:33I tried so hard
05:34to prove my worth to the world,
05:37and I lost sight of the one person
05:39who never needed proof.
05:40You...
05:41You...
05:43Lindy...
05:44You are my forever person.
05:47So what do you say?
05:50Please say yes.
05:54Fine.
05:56I will do it.
05:57I have to.
05:59But then Les?
06:02This?
06:02You and me?
06:04We're over.
06:05No.
06:07No, no, no.
06:09After all this?
06:10Because of all this.
06:12Why?
06:13Why?
06:13What?
06:15Les, uh, it's been a journey.
06:17It was an accident,
06:18then I did it on purpose.
06:20I'm so close,
06:21a day or two tops,
06:23to maybe a few months,
06:24then a 30-day deadline.
06:26Then I can make you big again,
06:27but good luck with Magoo, too.
06:29I will make you big again,
06:31but you have to do all the illegal,
06:32dangerous work.
06:33And then,
06:34the big sell!
06:36Now,
06:36we can go back
06:37to our normal fucking lives.
06:40Please hear me when I say,
06:42fuck you!
06:44I am done!
06:46We are done!
06:48It's over!
06:49No, I reject this.
06:50I love you.
06:51It's been bumpy,
06:52but, but, but,
06:53it'll be different.
06:54No, it won't!
06:55We bring out
06:56the worst in each other!
06:59Can't you see that?
07:00I understand that-
07:01I understand that you need time and space
07:03to process what happened.
07:05No!
07:05I need the time and space
07:06to process me
07:07and what I want.
07:09I already know what happened.
07:11We make a great team, remember?
07:12Please don't say it's over.
07:16Les,
07:19we had a good run.
07:21Too much has happened.
07:23Let's just get the formula,
07:26get me big,
07:27and then get on with our lives!
07:30Please!
07:40I wanted to give you your privacy.
07:43I just, I didn't know where to go.
07:45My heart is breaking.
07:47I mean, we-
07:48I think we've all come so far.
07:51Mary,
07:52mother of Christ.
07:54Oh, he told me.
07:56I thought I was prepared,
07:58but I am not.
08:00Hi, Martin.
08:02Hi, Martin.
08:03Richard!
08:04He did that to himself.
08:06I did.
08:06I told her about the small problem.
08:10And?
08:11She's in.
08:12Oh.
08:13She's also out.
08:16I don't understand what that means.
08:18It-
08:18Just, what's the fucking plan?
08:21That's what it means.
08:24Everybody, here are my thoughts.
08:26Operation Restoration is underway.
08:28This is the plan.
08:31Martin,
08:32Bagman,
08:33will deliver our secret weapon.
08:35Secret weapon?
08:36It's me.
08:37Me, Richie.
08:44Relax.
08:45It's pizza.
08:48Emotes.
08:53Who ordered this?
08:55Oh, oh, oh.
08:57We will communicate via tactical comms using phones and laptops.
09:00Richard, operations, will send an invitation.
09:04I will be in your ear with precise instructions.
09:07Okay, Martin.
09:09Don't panic.
09:09Keep it together.
09:10She's scary.
09:11Yes.
09:12She's terrifying.
09:13Sir.
09:13Uh.
09:14Who?
09:15Who?
09:17Um.
09:17Janet!
09:18Me.
09:19I, um...
09:21I did.
09:30Janet, inside man, will ensure easy entry.
09:33Janet.
09:36Why are you still here?
09:38Um.
09:38You should be out celebrating with what's left of the team.
09:41Uh-huh.
09:42Um.
09:43Damn it, Janet.
09:44Why?
09:44Just lie.
09:45Let's be kind.
09:46Um.
09:46I was hungry.
09:49Just finishing up.
09:51No way, no way.
09:52No way.
09:52No way.
09:53It's okay.
09:53You did damn it.
09:54Getting back to it.
09:56Smells delicious.
09:58Pepperoni.
09:59Um.
10:00Yes.
10:01St. Louis style.
10:02Cracker thin.
10:04Square cut.
10:06Prevail cheese.
10:08Weird yet.
10:10Scrumptious.
10:12It's very specific.
10:14May I?
10:14Um.
10:15Y-y-you may?
10:19Oh, God!
10:21Lindy!
10:21Hide!
10:23That's...
10:23Weird!
10:24Under!
10:26Oh, Jesus Christ!
10:28Fuck!
10:28I thought...
10:29Oh, Jesus Christ!
10:29I thought...
10:29I thought...
10:52I thought...
10:53I thought, only...
10:57it's so easy...
10:58separator is like with Ren.
10:59Secret weapon is greasy, fucking hot.
11:02Jesus!
11:10Lindy, secret weapon,
11:12will breach the chemical freezer
11:14and procure the vials of restoration formula.
11:22Wow, it's nice to meet you, Mrs. Little Jonah.
11:26Sorry to stare, it's just...
11:28Yeah, I'm a marvel.
11:29I know, Janet.
11:30So, uh, this is the chemical freezer?
11:32Just there.
11:33Janet, proceed with wiping the servers.
11:35My legacy will remain mine.
11:37I'm on it.
11:40Your ego is going to kill me.
11:41No, my ego is going to save me.
11:43I am going to save me.
11:45There is no I, Lindy and T.
11:46There is the way I spell it.
11:48Perhaps it's best we just remember
11:49we're all on the same team.
11:51Temporarily.
11:51Absolutely.
11:52Guys, can we sidebar the relationship issues right now?
11:55The relationship issues are why we're here, Martin.
11:57Coup de Grasse.
11:58Martin, wheel man, will drive a getaway car
12:00and we're home free.
12:02Operation restoration complete.
12:04Thoughts complete.
12:06Okay, can we stay on task?
12:07Oh, no one wants to stop more than me.
12:09Yes.
12:09Lindy, message received.
12:11I know.
12:18What?
12:26I'm in.
12:27Okay, great.
12:29Third shelf from the bottom.
12:30File RF-19er alpha and beta.
12:34Okay, hold on.
12:35What?
12:36What's happening?
12:36Are you okay?
12:36Yeah, I'm fine.
12:37I'm just putting on my gear
12:39so I don't die of hypothermia in here.
12:41Oh, God.
12:42Okay, good, good.
12:43But maybe a hurry.
12:45Tick-tock.
12:46No kidding.
12:47If Hilton finds you...
12:48I'm aware of the stakes, Les.
12:50I am the stakes.
12:51If I may offer counsel
12:52by way of Dr. Carmichael's words of wisdom,
12:56reflect before you respond
12:58to avoid regret.
13:00Fuck that bitch.
13:02We're done with her limericks.
13:03On that, we agree.
13:05I don't mean to...
13:06Shut the fuck up, Richard.
13:07Okay.
13:20What?
13:24It's like a little close.
13:25The fuck?
13:26Maybe edit this part out.
13:26Okay.
13:27Will do.
13:29And...
13:29curtains up.
13:32Hello.
13:33My name is Lindy Littlejohn.
13:35You may know me
13:35from the controversies
13:37surrounding the authorship
13:38of the New Yorker short story
13:39Untitled On Purpose.
13:41And I want to come clean.
13:45I did not write that story.
13:47Uh...
13:48All started as a misunderstanding.
13:51My insecurity and, frankly,
13:53lack of self-worth
13:54led me to take credit
13:56when, in fact,
13:56it was written by my student,
13:58Jackie Baldwin.
13:59So my daughter, Lulu,
14:01was telling the truth.
14:02So if you're gonna come
14:03for anyone,
14:05you come for me.
14:06Hashtag,
14:07fuck you, bring it.
14:08And finally,
14:09I am rescinding
14:10my own Pulitzer.
14:11Yeah, just...
14:12before the board can
14:13take it back,
14:14I...
14:15I...
14:15You know what?
14:17Maybe I'll win
14:17another one someday.
14:19Oh!
14:19Love the positivity.
14:21Uh, yeah, that's it.
14:22Thank you.
14:25Good for you,
14:26tiny mom.
14:32Good for you,
14:34Attention, everyone.
14:36These are secure
14:37boxes, please.
14:38Every half hour
14:40from 8 a.m.
14:42in the front end.
14:43Thank you.
14:57Okay, I'm here.
14:58Third cell from the bottom.
15:00Okay, you're looking
15:01for Romeo Foxtrot
15:02one-niner?
15:03Yeah, I got it.
15:04Colonel Colon.
15:05Too soon.
15:06That's too soon
15:07and disrespectful
15:07and just trying to be...
15:08Annoying?
15:15There's nothing here.
15:16Yeah.
15:16See?
15:17You're making
15:17space colonel jokes
15:18and you're not listening
15:19and Precision is gonna
15:20tank this mission.
15:21Romeo Foxtrot
15:2219 Alpha Beta
15:23not fucking here.
15:25Fuck, it has to be there.
15:26They are not.
15:27Okay, Romeo
15:28Foxtrot
15:29one-niner
15:30Alpha...
15:30You can keep saying
15:31NATO nonsense numbers
15:33but the precise files
15:34are not here.
15:36Lindy, there is no
15:37Operation Restoration
15:38without those vials, okay?
15:40The plan will not work.
15:42What do you mean
15:43it won't work?
15:44Fuck.
15:47Les?
15:48Oh, dear Mama.
15:49Um...
15:50Look, it has got to work.
15:52I do not want
15:53to be small forever.
15:53I am not gonna die tiny.
15:55There has to be a way.
15:56You are a little genius,
15:57remember?
15:57So go inside
15:58the workshop of your mind
15:59and think.
16:09It's as if the whole world
16:10is holding its breath.
16:17Everyone, hear my thoughts.
16:18Operation Restoration
16:19is still underway.
16:21This is the revised plan.
16:23I will synthesize
16:24a new batch
16:25of the restoration formula
16:27but I would need access
16:28to the building
16:28and to the chemical freezer.
16:30Lindy, secret weapon.
16:31you will push
16:32the door release button
16:33inside the freezer
16:34which is located
16:35at the base of the door.
16:36Check.
16:37Janet, inside man,
16:38is gonna get me
16:39into the building
16:39via the service entrance.
16:42Janet.
16:43Janet, do you copy?
16:45Um...
16:46Um, I'm trying
16:47to wipe the servers
16:47but the password
16:48isn't working.
16:50Hilton and Vivian,
16:51they have access
16:52to the servers,
16:53they have access
16:53to the formula!
16:55Yeah!
16:55Awesome.
16:56We might have
16:57a bigger problem.
16:59Bigger?
17:00Um, what, Janet?
17:02Spit it out!
17:03Janet, be specific!
17:04Specifically,
17:05Hilton has shrunk
17:06an entire military convoy.
17:07Tiny tanks,
17:08tiny missiles,
17:09tiny assortment
17:10of very bad weaponry.
17:11General, fuck things.
17:13If Hilton has
17:14the missing files
17:15then tiny tanks
17:16become big tanks,
17:17tiny missiles
17:17become big...
17:18Yes, Janet!
17:19I know!
17:20Less.
17:20I don't, don't,
17:21don't say it.
17:22I fucked it.
17:23But I can un-fuck it.
17:25You were right.
17:26I don't want
17:27to be right about this,
17:29You kind of like
17:29being right,
17:29Well, maybe sometimes,
17:31but not about this.
17:32Can we get back
17:32to the un-fuck-it part,
17:34please?
17:35Everyone,
17:35here are my thoughts.
17:37Here's the new
17:37revised plan.
17:41We're going to
17:42blow up the lab.
17:44Um...
17:45We're all bound
17:45for the dungeons of fate.
17:48Jesus crickets!
17:49What?
17:50What?
17:50What the...
17:51Are you...
17:53blow up the lab?
17:54How can you even do that?
17:55Well, the building
17:57is sitting on a literal bomb.
17:58It's a thermal energy
18:00storage tank
18:01in the basement.
18:01No, no,
18:02that's not...
18:05My legacy remains
18:06mine, you said.
18:08Yeah, well...
18:10I mean...
18:14Fuck it.
18:16Fuck it?
18:17Yeah.
18:18It's not worth it.
18:19You big first,
18:21blow up the building second,
18:22my prize.
18:25TBD.
18:26I've proven to myself
18:28I can do it.
18:29That's enough.
18:30What?
18:31Are you sure?
18:33Through the extremest
18:34of circumstances,
18:35Carmichael's limericks
18:36and my priority...
18:37Wait, is someone crying?
18:40No.
18:41Okay.
18:42Okay, Richard,
18:42we need to move fast.
18:43Janet, inside man,
18:45abort the service
18:46and focus on
18:47the thermal storage tank
18:49and crank the valves
18:50to high
18:50and that'll give us what?
18:52Uh, maybe 30 minutes?
18:54Um,
18:55you want me
18:56to blow up the building?
18:57Yes.
18:58Turn up the valves,
18:59release the pressure lock
19:00and get out, Janet.
19:01What about letting you in?
19:03Do the tank and go
19:04and Lindy's secret weapon
19:05make your way to the lobby
19:06and buzz me in
19:07through the service entrance
19:08via the security desk.
19:09The desk with the security guards?
19:11Yes, leave it to me.
19:12I can distract
19:13the security guards.
19:14See, I'm the lab's
19:15fire safety officer.
19:17As a...
19:18This is a long story.
19:19As a young...
19:20Richard!
19:21Richard!
19:21Richard!
19:22Richard, good God!
19:24Stand by for fire alarms.
19:28Evens.
19:29Fine arms.
19:39The tank is cranked.
19:42T minus 30 minutes.
19:45Um, um...
19:46Holy crow.
19:49Janet?
19:50Uh, yes, Richard.
19:51I think I like you
19:52and I wanted to disclose
19:53that as per company policy.
19:55Aw, Richie.
19:57Richard!
19:57I have no words!
20:00Neither do I!
20:03General H. Baum's payment clear?
20:05General Henderson's payment
20:06has been verified.
20:07Yes.
20:08Fuck yeah!
20:09I love having
20:10Mommy's full attention again.
20:12We discussed this.
20:13No more Mommy.
20:15But...
20:15None.
20:16Fine.
20:17Guess where I am.
20:19I despise this game.
20:21Guess.
20:21No.
20:22Guess.
20:22No.
20:23Guess!
20:25I'm done.
20:26What?
20:27With the game?
20:29In a way.
20:33Wait.
20:34What the fuck?
20:47Wait.
20:51Janet Colgate.
20:53Physicist.
20:54Feminist.
20:57Celiac.
20:57You're on Instagram?
21:00Emo's pizza
21:01is not gluten-free certified.
21:11Ah!
21:12Yeah, I'm here.
21:14So I'm guessing
21:14this is Green Button.
21:17Good guess.
21:18I'm in.
21:36Yes!
21:37Yes!
21:46What?
21:46What?
21:50F***
21:55Let's go
21:56Wait, what? What's gone?
21:58Uh, the equation, my equation
22:00For the formula
22:01Yeah, but you remember it, right?
22:05We're right
22:07Les!
22:07Yes?
22:08Oh, Jesus
22:09Okay, you wrote it on the bedroom wall, right?
22:12Oh, holy shit, yes I did, yes I did
22:14Uh, Richard, you need to get upstairs right now
22:16Copy that
22:21I shall bring all my force to bear
22:25You again
22:28It's me, Richard
22:29Yeah, from the f***ing lab, what the f***?
22:31Long, long story, and I happily
22:33Oh, ew, did you and my mom, like, bang tiny?
22:37Huh? No, I pride myself on being a gentleman
22:40Is that Lulu?
22:41Lulu? Did she say bang?
22:43Yeah
22:44Who are you talking to?
22:45That's the smash and grab team
22:46Your parents, Martin and Janet
22:48What?
22:49Lulu, why are you home?
22:50Sorry, I missed that
22:51Richard, you assured me that this connection would be strong
22:54It is!
22:55It is!
22:58We'll talk up later
23:01Lulu, I need you to be my legs, arms, and eyes
23:05Whatever, okay, this is so f***ed, tiny Richard
23:08Yeah, it is
23:15Is this a moat?
23:17Oh my god, my parents went completely insane
23:20They were trying to kill each other
23:22What?
23:22Richard!
23:23Oh my god!
23:24It's gonna be fine, I think
23:25It is gonna be fine, it's fine
23:27And Richard, don't be so theatric
23:28It's fine
23:28So, Lulu, what I need you to do, I need you to text me a photo of the equation on
23:33the wall across from the foot of the island bed
23:37You mean, like, get in the water?
23:39There's power strips and lights hanging above it
23:41It's safe, and it's very important because I need to make mom big again and save the world
23:45It's all order
23:47Nice pun
23:48She should be wearing waders
23:49No, no, no, just be careful, and be quick, be very quick
23:53Hey, wait, are you sure, Les?
23:56She'll be fine
23:59Daughter found electrocuted in her parents' bedroom moat
24:02Not funny
24:14Fuck!
24:16Fuck!
24:16Fuck!
24:17Are you worried about the last line?
24:19Huh?
24:20No, no
24:21No, of course not
24:22You said fuck
24:23We can hear you
24:25Can't you help him, tiny Richard physicist?
24:28Sadly, I was absent that day
24:29Uh, no
24:31I'm not worried at all
24:33Cause I remember it
24:35And, uh, yeah, you did great, Lulu
24:38Just get out of the water, now
24:46You are brilliant
24:49Your mind is strong
24:52You got this
24:55It's in your brain
24:57So just let it
24:59Fall into your hands
25:03Their miniature wife will not
25:06Explode
25:06And die
25:07Explode and die?
25:09Ah, no, I'm not
25:10It's not
25:11I'm kidding
25:11Everyone is listening, I'm kidding
25:13Uh, smash and grab team
25:15Vivian's on the move
25:18Take your weapon out
25:19Oh, shit
25:26Les!
25:29Oh, Les
25:31Of course
25:32He's in the building
25:34Sneaky, sneaky
25:36Not so sneaky
25:38He mentioned
25:40You were having marital issues
25:42Fuck off
25:43It's nice to meet you too
25:44Mrs. Little John
25:46I look forward to adding you to my
25:49Collection
25:50Yeah, nice to meet you too
25:52Scary giant bitch
25:55Name calling is impolite
25:59Tiny, toxic, tart
26:07T-minus
26:08Maybe
26:09Ten minutes
26:10Before the alarms go off
26:11Okay, Martin
26:12Wheelman
26:13You're up
26:14Prepare for the great escape
26:16I think the getaway would be a better reference
26:18Richard
26:18Operations
26:19Shut it
26:26I choked again
26:28Empty battery
26:31Whoa
26:32I'm the new wheelman
26:34Tiny Richard
26:35Do you have a driver's license?
26:37Almost
26:51Attention
26:52Thermal energy tank breach
26:55Evacuate buildings immediately
26:58Repeat
26:59Immediately
27:00Immediately
27:06Attention
27:07Evacuate buildings immediately
27:11Oh, I don't think I can test these on her first
27:14We can hear you
27:16We can still hear you
27:16Oh, I'm kidding
27:18I'm just kidding, of course I can't
27:20Lindy
27:22Lindy?
27:22Lindy?
27:23Lindy, come in, Lindy
27:25Anyone got eyes or ears on Lindy?
27:27Mom?
27:28Hello?
27:28Mrs. Littlejohn?
27:29Hello
27:30Okay, I'm heading out
27:33Attention
27:34Evacuate buildings immediately
27:44Lindy!
27:45Attention
27:46Evacuate buildings immediately
27:53Oh, no, oh, no
27:56Oh, no
27:58That's company property
28:03You checked all my boxes
28:05Until you didn't
28:08Your ego
28:09Is untenable
28:20Down goes giant toxic tart
28:33Let me guess
28:35Only a person my size
28:38Can, uh
28:39Unfortunately, it's
28:40TikTok
28:42Right
28:45I believe in you
28:48Wait, what?
28:50Less
28:51I
28:54Here I am alone
28:57Again
29:00Well
29:03You gotta do it
29:04I mean, you must
29:05You must
29:05You gotta get down there
29:06You gotta get the fucking files
29:08And he dropped
29:09And now I have to
29:11I'm the only person in the world
29:13This size
29:14Who can
29:15So
29:16Not anymore
29:28You're tiny
29:29A grand gesture
29:34Colin, holy fuck
29:36New year
29:36New fucking us
29:41Let's do it together
29:46But did you
29:47Hi
29:48Me too
29:48Attention
29:50Thermal energy tech breach
29:52Evacuate buildings immediately
29:55Repeat
29:56Immediately
29:57Um
29:59Attention
29:59Energy tech breach
30:01Evacuate buildings immediately
30:04Repeat
30:05Are we crazy?
30:07Fuck it
30:08Thermal energy tech breach
30:10Fuck it
30:11Fuck it
30:13Oh
30:15Shit
30:25Critical
30:27Critical
30:28Evacuate
30:29Immediately
30:30Critical
30:32Critical
30:33Evacuate
30:34Immediately
30:35Critical
30:37Critical
30:38Evacuate
30:39Immediately
30:40No, no
30:41Vivian?
30:42Vivian?
30:43O que são?
31:11Mãe, pai.
31:34Dad, você é pequeno, também?
31:36Você não tem a licença.
31:38O que?
31:39Você vai, tipo, pequeno-me?
31:43O que?
31:43F***, drive.
31:44Let's go, let's go, let's go.
31:47Jesus, grimmers, Les!
31:49Oh, Dr. Littlejohn!
31:51I did it myself.
31:59So, this is our last tiny moment as tiny people.
32:04What a ride.
32:06What a ride.
32:07Ride's not quite over yet.
32:08One last step.
32:09One last step for me.
32:12So there's an infinitesimally small chance that I did not mix the formula correctly.
32:21What?
32:22Yeah, I never mixed it myself.
32:24Les!
32:25Yeah, I'm very, I'm very confident.
32:27What are you saying?
32:28Are you saying that if you're wrong, that we...
32:31No, no, no, not we.
32:32Me.
32:32Me.
32:33I'm going to test the formula myself first.
32:37No, no, no, no, I don't want you to...
32:39I won't, I won't, and we won't, you won't.
32:43It's...
32:43Lindy, you're the love of my life.
32:47Are you saying goodbye?
32:48Is this a goodbye?
32:49Because you think that we're going to, that you're going to...
32:52The truth is, I don't know.
32:54I don't know if it'll work.
32:56I believe it will.
32:58But I don't know.
33:00And, uh, I owe you the truth.
33:04It's not, it's not goodbye.
33:06It's just in case.
33:07Just, just in case.
33:10You explode.
33:12Dad's exploding?
33:14No!
33:15No, no, no, honey, no.
33:17But you just said.
33:18Infinitesimally small, I said.
33:20Just in case, you said.
33:23Look, can't you guys just both stay small forever?
33:27I can take care of you.
33:29Oh, honey.
33:32We love you for saying that, but that's, that's, that's very unrealistic.
33:37We're worried about unrealistic now.
33:40Dad.
33:40Your mom is right, okay?
33:43We're not pets, we're parents.
33:45And we're focusing on the one in a million negative results.
33:48Your father's right.
33:49And like he always says, we have to trust the math.
33:52And his memory.
33:54Which is good.
33:56Pretty good?
34:03I'm going to need some serious fucking therapy if this doesn't work.
34:06So when I get to full size, um, start the three-minute countdown and wait outside.
34:13And if I get to three, uh, when I get to three minutes, I will have reached limitless stabilization.
34:20And then we can all go to Mandy's and, and enjoy milkshakes together.
34:25Okay?
34:27Okay?
34:28Sure.
34:33Two drops.
34:34Like you learned in your science classes.
34:37Right.
34:38My science classes.
34:41Tiny dad?
34:43I dropped out of school.
34:44I'm going to community college.
34:46Wait, what?
34:59Start the timer.
35:01You dropped out of school?
35:03Uh, we can talk about it at Mandy's.
35:06Did you know about this?
35:06We'll talk about it in three minutes.
35:09Lindy?
35:09I...
35:10Hey, tell me in three minutes.
35:17You told your dad.
35:19That was a tactical info dump.
35:22I see what you did there.
35:23Yeah, um, he needed a distraction.
35:27That was kind of you.
35:29Like your TikTok.
35:32Yeah?
35:41How you doing in there?
35:43Yeah.
35:46Yeah, doing good.
35:48All good.
35:50Love you both.
36:03Go get a pen.
36:05Go get a pen.
36:10Go get a pen.
36:19Go get a pen.
36:20Go get a pen.
36:22Go get a pen.
36:23Go get a pen.
36:23Go get a pen.
36:23Go get a pen.
36:23Go get a pen.
36:25Go get a pen.
36:26Go get a pen.
36:29Go get a pen.
36:29Go get a pen.
36:33Go get a pen.
36:35Oi.
36:38Oi.
36:55That's 3 minutos, Dad!
37:03Dad?
37:07Lad!
37:23Limitless stabilization?
37:43Limitless rehabilitation?
37:46Hi.
37:56Nice use of the safe word.
37:59Well...
38:00If there was ever a time.
38:07So, hi, hi
38:09Okay, everyone's still waiting in my room
38:12So, are we gonna restore Tiny Richard?
38:15Or is he less annoying Tiny?
38:17He's kind of annoying, big or small
38:19But he is a good scientist
38:20A good scientist, yes, we know
38:22Speaking of, Lulu
38:25Yeah
38:25Whatever makes you happy, makes me happy
38:30I know that you don't totally mean that
38:33But thank you, restored dad
38:39I don't wanna know
38:40I'll let him out after
38:51How do we
38:52End up here
38:54Look at our house
38:58I want
38:59Our marriage
39:01To work
39:02Our new, revised version of marriage
39:06I do too
39:13My ego has been revised
39:15You will never be last again
39:18And my accountability has been revised
39:20I will never blame you
39:22Again
39:24Only me
39:25And grand gestures?
39:26Oh, you have out-grand-gestured yourself
39:28I think we both have
39:34Let's do this thing
39:36Let's do this thing
39:39And my engagement ring?
39:41I'll dredge the moat
39:49I, um, I have this idea
39:55I have this idea
39:57It's kind of a big idea
39:59Tiny, big idea
40:03I feel like I have to write it
40:05On my own
40:08And I'm thinking that the
40:10Working title
40:12Might be
40:16The miniature wife
40:25Home
40:26Home
40:30Yeah
40:33I love it
40:34Yeah
40:35Yeah
40:38And I love you
40:39And I love you
40:51I don't care if Monday's blue
40:55Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
40:59Thursday, I don't care about you
41:02It's Friday
41:03I'm in love
41:06Monday, you can fall apart
41:09Tuesday, Wednesday
41:11Break my heart
41:13Oh, Thursday
41:14Doesn't even stop
41:16It's Friday
41:17I'm in love
41:20We've got messages
41:21Some
41:22Maybe
41:22Messages
41:23Or steal and text
41:25Police and text
41:26And if they don't call us back, what else can we kill?
41:28Home
41:29One
41:38Freedom
41:43Help
41:44Help
41:45I need help
41:46The fuck are you
41:49What
41:50The fuck
41:51Are you
41:53I'm a journalist
41:55From Scientific American
41:57And I have
41:58The most incredible story to tell
42:04Oh my
42:08Não, não, não, não, não, não, não!
42:47Não, não, não, não, não, não!
43:07Não, não, não, não, não, não, não!
43:35Não, não, não, não, não!
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