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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:16everything is fine
03:18oh my god
03:19don't freeze out
03:22oh
03:22oh
03:25oh
03:27oh
03:28Oh, oh!
03:29Lindy!
03:30Oh, oh, no!
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:03You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me?
04:18I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works!
04:29I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:32Sorry!
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No!
04:38Too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer!
04:41Now?
04:42Better!
04:43Well, I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:50Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry, sorry!
04:56I'm so sorry!
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
04:59I heard that!
05:01God, I think we got it!
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too!
05:08Loud and clear!
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry!
05:11It was an accident!
05:12It happened!
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened!
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no!
05:29No, of course not!
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:38Wow!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42I should hope so!
05:45Jesus!
05:45Oh my god!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't what?
05:54Eat more?
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do you...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:59Or...
06:00Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:30I can do that!
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Ha!
06:36Meet me in the dining room!
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy!
06:43Les!
06:43Do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is...
07:03That it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh...
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die...
07:17Tiny!
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The...
07:28Refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home-home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:42This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:48Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08I...
08:08I...
08:09I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:26Calm...
08:26Calm down.
08:30Calm fucking down!
08:33Aunt!
08:38Get down!
08:41F are you young?
08:42No!!!
08:42No!!!
08:45пос...
08:46No!!!
08:48No!!!
08:48Why...
08:48You because...
08:51Hey, Lindy...
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't wanna be little.
09:04He's been away.
09:16You can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
09:22She's on her way, Bob.
09:23She's gone back to her husband.
09:25No. They always do.
09:27Not this time. Nope, nope, nope.
09:28Cuz we've got plans. Yep.
09:31We got concrete plans.
09:37How about
09:38a ten-day getaway
09:40to Vermont for two?
09:43Uber romantic.
09:51There are multiple reasons
09:52she could be late.
09:54No, I know Lindy's coming.
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:58Because our love story
09:59is woven into the fabric of time.
10:03Destined to be written.
10:05Immortalized for generations
10:07to come.
10:08Oh. Quiet, everybody, please.
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry.
10:16Oh. It's work.
10:17It's work.
10:19Hey, Martin.
10:22Well, I, you know,
10:23I was, I was gonna head out of town, so...
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
10:27Of course, of course.
10:28I'll just, I'll head into the,
10:29into the lab.
10:33No, I've not heard from Les.
10:36Wait, what do you mean
10:37you can't get a hold of them?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye.
10:42Does this mean your romantic getaway
10:43is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service,
10:48but I don't love the negative energy.
10:54Peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off!
11:01I feel like a specimen!
11:04And come closer!
11:05I don't wanna keep yelling!
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me
11:16about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't.
11:18It was top secret.
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit.
11:23You didn't trust me.
11:25Which makes me so...
11:28sad.
11:29Makes me so sad.
11:33Fuck you.
11:35But...
11:36Yeah.
11:40Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy!
11:49They are so cute!
11:53Wait.
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy!
11:59They're so cute.
12:01Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy!
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't wanna know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:25Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:26No, no, no.
12:27No!
12:27Less!
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You'll be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:34I feel very...
12:34small.
12:35And like, something bad could happen.
12:37I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else.
12:41Beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les.
12:46I do not wanna be alone.
12:48Please, I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um...
12:52being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like
12:57if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I...
13:02I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:15Okay.
13:17This is crazy.
13:19Huh.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:23Huh.
13:30Huh.
13:32Huh.
13:32Huh.
13:32Huh.
13:33Huh.
13:33Huh.
13:33Huh.
13:43Huh.
13:46Huh.
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:02Really, really big.
14:17Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:22You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:05It's fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Woo!
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:11Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:15Ha, ha, ha.
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:22Yeah.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas.
15:26Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:40Maybe too many times around.
15:44I want to get out!
15:46I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
15:52Oh, God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's gonna be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas,
16:20so I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up
16:26and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just...
16:31gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:39Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:45I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Lest you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08Uh, she's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Lest said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:38He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich.
20:06But absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:16I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the west.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, alright.
20:55You're Santa.
20:56High volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch.
20:59Watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Come on.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Come on.
21:09Come on.
21:11Come on.
21:12Come on.
21:17Come on.
21:18Come on.
21:20Come on.
21:21Come on.
21:21I always love you.
21:22I always love you.
21:23Always love you.
21:24Come on.
21:27Come on.
21:29Come on.
21:30Oh, put your hand down.
21:31Come on.
21:33Oh.
21:34Oh.
21:35Jesus.
21:36Walsh.
21:37Can we help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:40It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56Look at the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:23Seriously.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously?
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's gonna be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:52It's only a few days.
23:24yeah what what what it can't be right okay i'm coming in but now uh now-ish
24:02magoo
24:05stay stay
24:11no no no no no
24:22oh fuck you fuzzy fucker
24:38stop stop it you're fine
24:43i feel bad enough already
24:47i mean she's safe right
25:00hey
25:07yes richard what is it oh you seem upset no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come to my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where
25:19you're at
25:20okay right is that all now you've got me worried is everything all right at home you know with uh
25:25your wife lindy lindy's her name right everything okay good good yeah she's just uh keeping busy
25:33over the holidays yes richard she's at home writing she's keeping busy
25:37she's writing that's wonderful that's wonderful richard get your butt inside i'm sorry to use
25:45profanity i'm upset i'll see you later
26:01less less
26:04less
26:09oh that's a toy
26:15oh
26:17he left me
26:19right
26:23what
26:24why i have to trust him i cannot spiral
26:29huh
26:30oh
26:31yeah
26:32why not
26:34okay that's
26:36that's good space colon
26:38colon
26:40colonel
26:43colonel
26:44space colonel
26:46next stop uranus
26:48i could
26:50fuck i'm already spiraling
26:52you
26:53made me believe you were so close
26:55so i believed you
26:56yes and you should believe me that's our deal
26:58there is mathematical truth in stating i am so close
27:01so what does so close
27:04mean to you in this context today
27:07my god i can't put an actual number on it i don't know
27:11what
27:12oh
27:13what have you done
27:15what have i done
27:16martin i didn't want to say you have one job
27:19contract is for 30 days
27:22that's insane
27:23well you said that you were close
27:2530 days
27:27well
27:28it will work i mean
27:31the math says it will and math is never wrong so
27:33now you have 30 days
27:35no no no we have 30 days
27:37oh now it's we
27:37what does it say exactly what does it was the small print say exactly
27:40he says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works
27:46uh-huh or the patent on our tech on my tech thank you
27:50reverts to hilton
27:52uh-huh and hilton sues you
27:54sues us
27:55for fraud
27:56and you go to jail
27:58to jail
27:59well can he do that
28:01he can
28:02he can and after 30 days it goes the the tech the lab the bob's gone
28:09but but okay so how do i make uh how do i how do i make things big again because
28:18i i have to make things big again
28:20well after 30 days you can't
28:25this is actually silly
28:27i mean can he actually do this yes he can it says it right here
28:35les
28:38how bad is this
28:42okay
28:47i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
28:56hmm
29:04um
29:07hey i i i got you something for christmas
29:10oh i i i didn't get you anything
29:14oh that's
29:16it's okay
29:16i love you
29:19like what shakespeare used to write with
29:22you know i like shakespeare
29:24oh everybody knows you like shakespeare
29:26bars guard
29:27well you talk about it a lot
29:30um
29:32you you seem a little bit down
29:34no
29:35i'm uh
29:36just tired
29:36yeah
29:38i was waiting up last night for someone
29:41someone special
29:43you know and it's just
29:46you know
29:46oh merry merry christmas richard
29:49yeah
29:49thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift
29:52so
29:53thank you
29:58thy returneth
30:00to thine grind
30:09okay
30:11buddy
30:13any room over here
30:23oh
30:24oh
30:26right
30:27okay
30:28oh
30:30looks good
30:31okay
30:37oh god
30:44oh
30:45there we go
30:52uh
30:53guide
30:58oh
30:59a classic
31:00gamma
31:06volume
31:07volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:12okay
31:13sacks
31:14so
31:17we've got popcorn
31:19but no candy
31:24oh
31:25less
31:26that's just for me
31:37richard
31:37i need everyone at the top of their game today
31:39it's a big day
31:40it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day
31:43or two
31:44at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress sensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:06thoughts complete
32:07bobs
32:09implement his thoughts
32:16b sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught
32:21times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:25complete
32:27carl implement his thoughts
32:30complete
32:30x2
32:30x3
32:30x2
32:32x3
32:33x2
32:33x3
32:34x4
32:34x4
32:35x2
32:35x1
32:53x4
32:54x4
32:54x3
32:58x4
33:12Let's make history.
33:55Let's make history.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer.
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, see medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No.
34:47No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history.
34:54Okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever.
35:04Everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal.
35:22Okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:47This is his lab now and I run Hilton's lab.
35:50Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable.
35:54And it's ridiculous.
35:56And do, do something.
35:58Okay.
35:59No we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam.
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus.
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure.
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44What have I done?
36:52Not the point!
36:58Can I help you?
37:07You'll do it!
37:11I'm sorry!
37:15God!
37:15Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, my phone.
37:21Oh, oh.
37:25Come in, come in, come in.
37:27What?
37:40No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:45No!
37:50No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know?
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I've got to get out of here!
38:43Oh!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:51Jesus.
38:53God damn it, let...
38:57for God's sake!
39:03God!
39:04Dang it!
39:05Oh, my God.
39:39Oh, my God.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:13Oh, my God.
40:28Oh, my God.
40:29Oh, my God.
40:38Oh, my God.
40:39Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:40Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, my God.
41:01Oh, my God.
41:20Oh, my God.
41:31Oh, my God.
41:39Oh, my God.
41:54Oh, my God.
42:03Oh, my God.
42:06Oh, my God.
42:07Oh, my God.
42:09Oh, my God.
42:12Oh, my God.
42:13Oh, my God.
42:15Oh, my God.
42:16Oh, my God.
42:21Oh, my God.
42:22Oh, my God.
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